Saturday Funnies: How The Gtrench ALMOST Stole Christmas

Posted on Dec 20 2014 - 9:35am by Trixie Felonabulous
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This story starts out with the meanest, grouchy Gtrench. She was
heart grinch-money all about the money. Inside and out.

 

 

 

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So with her aide, Juice, she devised a plan to get ALL the Christmas presents and keep them for herself!

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Off Gtrench and Juice went to Joiseyville!
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She went to all the houses in Joiseyville, taking their 
Christmas presents and more!
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Gtrench forgot that not only Santa was watching,
BUT The Feds were also!
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At the last house, Gtrench met JaxieLou Who 
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JaxieLou Who wanted to help Gtrench and Gtrench
didn’t mind the help. It was FREE!
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Gtrench sent JaxieLou Who off to bed.  
The Gtrench slithered out of Joiseyville with
all the loot!
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BUT Gtrench not only hit a snag, but a pole!
they hit a snag

 

 
Gtrench was handed cuffed and booked!
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And Juice found a better employer!
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And don’t forget boys and girls, Santa isn’t the only one watching. Feds are too!
feds watching

 

*Content for comedic purposes only. Not intended to be taken seriously*

 

 

 

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  • RealitytvJunkie

    Awesome job Trixie. My Saturday is complete now.

    • twifan2

      Have a great Merry Christmas, RealitytvJunkie! 🙂

    • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

      Happy Holidays RT. Wishing you & your family A most joyous holiday & a very happy new year!

  • Sandy

    You ppl r a bunch of losers each & every1 of u, give it up every1 is laughing their asses off @ u pathetic JM line lickers, u guys just idolize him all 4 ft of hm! He is the true criminal & hs x is a coming, but I won’t b wishing him death, or lynched, I will just b glad he I will be no longer a threat 2 any1. Keep hating as that’s working out so well 4 u guys lol

    • twifan2

      Obviously ‘that’s working out so well 4 u guys’, you posted on here, BRINGING UP THE CLICKS to this site! Thanks! 🙂
      Merry Christmas!

      • italiano bambino

        That’s the funny part lol

        • twifan2

          They just get it!, Bam! 😀

      • LMAO!! BOOM!!!! 🙂

      • Tre’s Going to Prison

        Pardon my ignorance please, but who or what is JM?

        • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

          Jim Marchese.

          • Tre’s Going to Prison

            Ahhh…
            I have to admit that I was totally clueless on that one.
            But… that’s Because I haven’t Watched RHONJ for what, 2 or 3 seasons now. I haven’t seen any Reason to Watch such a Blatant Convicted Felon continue to deny responsibility for the 10 years of lying, stealing, hoodwinking and over the top BITCHING OUT of anybody the Twit thought she was Above.

            Frickin’ felon still owes the Gov’t $214.5K…not to mention the $13.4 MILLION she and her jackass husband took so many people and companies to the cleaners for in the lining of their GREEDY POCKETS!

            Oh well…what can I say…I got no respect for the likes of her/him or their Ignorant Followers.

            And AAtT keeps us up to date on the current happenings with researched and qualified information on the utter BS these Convicted Felons are up to. That’s why I listen and READ AAtT…and that’s a FACT!

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            For some reason these trolling twits, or is that twats? (LOL!), seem to think that we pray at the alter of Marchese. Hah! Maybe if they learned to read & read good, (Hey, isn’t there a school for that? For kids who can’t read good? )
            Anyway maybe if they learned to read & act like a human they wouldn’t be so gosh darn angry & tense all the time. They might actually enjoy life & have friends. Who knows? LOL!
            Happy Saturday Tres!

          • Tre’s Going to Prison

            Happy is abounding!
            It’s the Season of Happy and Merry and Goofy and Fuzzy!

          • camdenharbor

            Ahahaha! Loving the movie reference. “What is this? A center for ants?” “It has to be at least 3 times bigger!” (The latter may or may not have been uttered to JM by the wife.)

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿
          • camdenharbor

            Too Funny! Now I’m undecided on the Christmas night movie. Used to be Home Alone. Then Elf. (“I like to whisper, too…”) But this year Zoolander might work. Nah…Elf for the win, I’ll save Z for New Year’s Day! Love all of your posts!!

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿
          • ^^This is perfection!

          • Tre’s Going to Prison

            Itz Da TwooF!

    • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

      Oh, bite my mistletoe why don’t you.
      So sorry your parents didn’t teach you how to carry on a conversation or have a verbal debate without hurling insults.
      Merry Christmas Mr. Scrooge!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Some folks just can’t get in the old Christmas spirit Tiger!!!

        • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

          Thanks Naws. I try, but you know how grinchy those grinches can be!
          Happy Saturday Luv!

        • Tre’s Going to Prison

          Should we sing a song to Sandy.

          Merry F-ING Christmas to YOU
          Merry F-ING Christmas to YOU!
          Merry F-ING Christmas to YOOOOO-ooooo
          Merry F-ING Christmas to YOU!
          And come on back again, Y’all!!!!

          Rrrrreeeeerrrrrffffftttt….

      • “Oh, bite my mistletoe” <–ROFL!! You have the best one-liners!!

    • Tre’s Going to Prison

      Yoh Sandy,

      What site do you normally post on?

      I ask because I’d like to go that site and drop a few bombs and run away like a rodent.

      Does that sound familiar? Careful, you might just slip on some of the grundge you skitter upon as your path gets a little dicey.

      Have wonderful Holiday Season!

      • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

        Hmmmm. I wonder??? LOL!

        • The grammar is a dead giveaway.

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            Sure is! Most def!
            Guess it’s hard to shake that ‘I only went to 6th grade’ education & that instantaneous middle-school, mean girl mentality.

    • Seems you need some holiday cheer in your life…..I’m here to help!

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      • Tre’s Going to Prison

        Ahhh…Sarcasm…ain’t it grand….

        • Gotta keep it light & fluffy for the holidays!! 🙂

          Hi, my caring loving Tre’s. I hope you’re having a good day.

          • Tre’s Going to Prison

            It’s get ready to Parteeee Day!!
            Later on it’s a Sushi Haunt and Ice Cream Social trek for a friend who’s celebratin’ the anniversary of his Birth this day.
            Sucking down some Beers and chewin’ on da Sushi. Yeah Babee!
            Happy Merry and Christmas Cheer All Around!!!!

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿
          • Tre’s Going to Prison

            Love that Tiger and dem Minions along with jerky little cartoon kids!

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            OMG! I love the minions! They always make me smile. (Embarrassed to tell you how many times I watched it! LOL!)

          • Tre’s Going to Prison

            No embarrassment necessary!
            Holey Moley if we were embarrassed every time we shared the kid in us to someone else, we’d be red faced all the time…
            Whul…I would anyway!

          • twifan2

            *Hides Despicable Me 1 & 2 dvds under Chats’ bed*
            Chats loves the movies! 🙂

          • Tre’s Going to Prison

            My felines like em too.
            TWI!
            Blessings, Good Tidings, Great Boxed Wine and some Sprinkle Cookies to YOU and your family (of course the Fur Babies included) during this Wonderful Season of Big Eyes and Paper being strewn around the house for Chats and Addie to chase…Time.

    • Rochelle Barozzi

      What a pretty mind you have. Happy Holidays!!!!!!

  • italiano bambino

    Lol twi that was awesome

    • twifan2

      BAM! Where’s my ‘Speedo’ pic?! 🙂
      Merry Christmas! :’)

      • italiano bambino

        Lol soon babe

        • twifan2

          I have mistletoe ready!
          Will it be a RED Speedo? 🙂

    • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

      Happy Christmas Bam. May you & yours have a most wonderful & joyous holiday season!

    • Rochelle Barozzi

      Bambino!!!! I missed you also Paisan!!!! Buon Natale

  • Awesome job Twi!! Great Christmas gift!! LOL.

  • noarguingwithstupid

    All of it is great and the first picture is superb!!!!

    • twifan2

      I kinda like the fifth one myself. 🙂
      NAWS!!! How’s youse today?
      How’s The Pennster doing? Things ok with her?

    • Morning sunshine! ❤

    • Tre’s Going to Prison

      Yoh NAWS.
      Monday, I’m told, is the day for your culinary delights arrival.
      WoooHooo!

    • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

      Happy Christmas Naws. You are such a dear, sweet lady. I am so lucky to know you & to share such good laughs & wonderful times with you. MWAH! Big hugs Girl! Big gentle hugs! LOL!

  • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

    Wishing my AAtT Fambly the best, most wonderful Holiday Season!
    I wish you nothing & everything. Nothing that brings unhappiness & everything you desire.
    May the Holidays & the New Year bring you all tidings of great joy & many, many blessings! All my best to all of you always! Big hugs. MWAH!!!

    Twi I nearly wet myself when I saw Juicy as Max the dog. I love ❤ him!!!!
    Can you make his tail wag like in the cartoon? LMAO!
    Happy Saturday all!

    • twifan2

      Merry Christmas T-Lily to you & yours! 🙂
      :/ You want the moons & the stars too?! 😀

      • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

        Yes, I do. I do!
        Merry Christmas Twi. To you Chats, Chloe & Addie. I wish you all the most joy & happiness this holiday season has to offer. Big, big hugs girlfriend. MWAH!

    • Merry Christmas my friend! It’s been awesome getting to know you this year! I’m blessed for the opportunity. ❤

      • twifan2

        As am I and Chats!
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        .………Merry Christmas Friends……

        • Just what I need in my arsenal to spread the holiday cheer! Thank you love.

        • Birdie11

          I LOVE this TWI!

      • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

        I am so grateful & blessed to have found you & such an amazing group of friends here!
        Thank you so much for everything, Doc. The fun, the laughs, the rolling good times & even the (sometimes), tears . It is truly an honor & privilege to call you my friend. You have a beautiful soul. A brightness no one can match & I am so very blessed that you share it with me everyday!
        Merry Christmas to you, Mr. Dr. Seuss & the Seusettes!
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    • Tre’s Going to Prison

      Such a wonderfully smart and ingenious yet devilishly funny group of people that come to AAtT.
      And Tiger and Twi so often bless us all with their artful renditions of opinions described lovingly with fun!
      I am truly blessed for the caring and silly friendships I have been able to nurture here at AAtT!
      Thank you ALL so Much!

      • And we are VERY blessed to have you as well. You be da BOMB!!

        • Tre’s Going to Prison

          It’s initially a fizzle sputter, sizzle…
          wait for it…
          and then a BOOOOOOOM!

      • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

        Ditto Girl! Ditto! ❤

    • Rochelle Barozzi

      And also to you Tigerlilly!

      • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

        TY Ro. That’s so sweet. Appreciate it. See my above post to you too.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Wow! Thanks again Twi for sharing your talent with us every Saturday.

    • twifan2

      Hope you & yours have a VERY Merry Christmas, WCF! 🙂

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    • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

      Happy Holidays West. I hope it is one that is filled with joy & happiness! Big hugs to you!

      • twifan2

        Happy Wags to you, T-Lily! 🙂

        http://i.imgur.com/qMgRKpI.gif

        • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

          I LOVE Max! He is just a super cool doggy!

          • Imstillstanding666

            Yep, kinda tired of the grinch movie but never Max. It’s time he got his own movie!! My daughter made me watch “grumpy cat”, talk about wanting to stick a fork in your eye!

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            LOL! Aww, Im. You poor thing! Have to admit I love me some Grumpy! Ha-ha!

          • Marsbars09

            I love Grumpy too!

    • Tre’s Going to Prison

      WEST!
      Happy HowieDays and Special Hugs to YOU up in the Land of San Fran, Lady.
      Hope your weather is settling down for the celebrations a comin’.
      Love YOU West!

      • WestCoastFeed

        Thanks, Tre’s. Yes, rain has stopped and I should be out doing my Christmas shopping. Time is getting short and I haven’t even begun.

        • Tre’s Going to Prison

          You might want to take an electric cattle prod with you to help clear your walking path. I’ve a feeling it might be a bit crowded.
          Take Great Care and I’m sending Angelic help your way to keep you safe and warm and cozy at this particular fun time of the year!

  • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

    Excellent work, Twi–you are so talented! Very enjoyable!

  • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

    Oh and of course, Happy Holidays to all my friends here at All About the Tea. I’m glad I found my way back (thanks Doc!).

    • Tre’s Going to Prison

      Heels, it’s were you Belong. Amongst a fantastic group of Goofballs who Appreciate, Adore and Appreciate.. oh wait.. I already said that… YOU!
      We don’t dog you like some folks do at that other place! We LOOOV YOU!
      Great and Fun and Safe and Warmest Wishes for YOU and your Family!

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        Thanks so much TGTP (I love your name).

        I love you guys too! Okay, time for a (((((grouphug))))). Have a wonderful Holiday season and a fabulous 2015! (I still can’t believe it is really 2015!).

    • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

      Happy Holiday 4th. May the season bring you & yours many blessings & much happiness! All my best to you & your family Doll.

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        To you as well, Tiger! I hope the New Year is a wonderful one and that you have a great Holiday season.

    • JerseyGirl830

      Merry Christmas HighHeels, I don’t know a lot of you, but those that I do & don’t yet, I Wish All of You a Very Merry Christmas & A Happy &Healthy New Year. You all seem to be a bunch of Wonderful people. I’m so glad I found this blog & all of you. JerseyGirl830.

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        Lovely to meet you Jersey Girl–I’ve been enjoying your posts. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you as well!

      • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

        Happy Christmas Jersey Girl. Hope you & family have a blessed & happy one!
        We too are glad you’re here! Welcome! & may 2015 be the best year ever for you & yours!

    • Marsbars09

      Happy Holidays to you and your loved ones 4th! It’s always great to chat with you.

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        Thanks Mars! Happy Holidays to you as well! 🙂

    • twifan2

      мєяяу cняιѕтмαѕ 4Hs, to you & yours!

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      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        Oh I love this! This is lovely and you are so talented Twi. Have a wonderful Holiday yourself–and of course, a fantastic New Year!

  • TJ Marcus

    Bahahahahaha that’s funny

    • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

      Happy Holidays TJ. May you have a most wonderful holiday season with friends & family. All my best.

      Ha-ha, I think so too. Loving Juicy as Max the dog.

      • TJ Marcus

        Happy Holidays to you also Tigerlily. Hope you have a blessed holiday & safe new year. Hope you, your family & friends are all healthy and happy. Take Care my Friend!!! And yes Juicy aka Max the dog is the best!!!

        • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

          TY.

    • Tre’s Going to Prison

      Vil-Komen!

  • Tre’s Going to Prison

    I’m off to see the Wizard…the Wonderful Wizard of Ni.
    Happiness Ladies and Gentleman!

    • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

      Have fun! (>‿◠)✌

  • Marsbars09

    Hi Twi! Great job in turning Tre into the Grinch. The character fits her to a “T”.
    Jackyloo taking in Juicy is funny. The drag queen cop is added bonus.

    • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

      Merry Christmas Marsie! Wishing you & your family a most blessed & joyous one! Hope your new year is a happy, joyful & healthy one!

      • Marsbars09

        Hi T-lily! Happy Holidays to you and your loved ones as well.

    • twifan2

      Merry Christmas Mars, to you & yours! 🙂
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      • Marsbars09

        Thanks Twi! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

  • Rochelle Barozzi

    OMG, I laughed so hard I scared my dogs!!!!

    • twifan2

      Oops. Sorry. 🙂

  • Rochelle Barozzi

    Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Hannukah etc!!!! I am so happy to be here and seeing familiar faces er, names LOL!!!!

    • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

      Happy Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanza & New Year to you too Ro. (>‿◠)✌ LOL!
      Hope you & your family have a most wonder-filled, joy-filled holiday & all the best to you & yours in 2015!

      • Rochelle Barozzi

        Thank you TG!

    • DLister

      Rochelle, is that you in your avatar? you are BEE-YOO-TI-FUL!

      • Rochelle Barozzi

        Awww Thanks, yes it was for a function I attended. Just shows what professional make up and lighting can do! LOLOL!

  • She Stinks!

    That was great! Merry Everything to All!

  • Raine Woman

    Way to wrap up a year of Saturday Funnies, twi! I just want to thank you for all your hard work and creative genius. Your Saturday posts were worth waiting all week for. I hope you and your whole family (yes, even that diabolical Chats) have a wonderful Holiday Season!!! 🙂

    • twifan2

      The BEST to you & yours, Raine Woman! From me & Chats! 🙂
      The year isn’t over -yet. 😉

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  • BooHoo

    Twi always look foward to your outstanding creativeness and sense of humor. You brighten my day and I am sure alot of others that if not for you may go a day without a smile or a laugh. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays to you and to all.

    • twifan2

      You made me blush, BooHoo! 🙂
      Thank you! Hope you & yours have a great happy holiday season!
      From me & Chats! Happy Holidays!

      • BooHoo

        And Humble too, nice qualities = nice person. Zoey sends her Bow Wow to Chats Meow. Have great Sunday, for us it’s Football Sunday with friends. Take care, chat soon.

  • Bravo!! Thanx for the giggle! Merry Everything, all my friends on AATT.
    So glad I can come here & not get scared off by scary loony repliers.
    Always friendly here! Love it here!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      If there are trolls, don’t let them scare you off!!!! They don’t stay very long here!!!!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    Twi, are you around anywhere????

  • noarguingwithstupid

    It’s so quiet!!!!!!!!

  • donna

    I loved it!