I got my two bestest
frenemies friends to join me on a Tri-state tour!
We wus gonna be showins youses ours ballet, but the Bolshoi Ballet Company threatened
legalz actions againstes us. I guesses wez wuz too goodz!
Then wez tries ta do some Hip danczing, but gettingz new mirrors every nite gotz toos expensive!
And the aspirin for our headaches wuz anuther cost taking money from m̶e̶ us.
Now I wuz so tires from allz da travelings.
Soz nowz wez are on Last Ditch Effort!
Allz youses needs ta go on theres andz
gives supports us!
We’z gots our operator ta takes alls youses
money donations. Calls us!
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*Content for comedic purposes only. Not intended to be taken seriously*