Saturday Funnies: THOT Tri-State Tour

Posted on Dec 13 2014 - 8:59am by Trixie Felonabulous

 

I got my two bestest frenemies friends to join me on a  Tri-state tour!
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We wus gonna be showins youses ours ballet, but the Bolshoi Ballet Company threatened
legalz actions againstes us.  I guesses wez wuz too goodz!

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Then wez tries ta do some Hip danczing, but gettingz new mirrors every nite gotz toos expensive!
And the aspirin for our headaches​ ​wuz anuther cost taking money from m̶e̶ ​​us.​

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Now I wuz so tires from allz da travelings.
tre drives the bus

 

Soz nowz wez are on Last Ditch Effort!
Allz youses needs ta go on theres andz gives supports us!

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We’​z​ gots ​our ​operator ta takes alls youses money donations. Calls us!

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My Our number is:
1-555-657-03050

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  • Raine Woman

    You NEVER disappoint, twi! The Kickstarter campaign and phone number are brilliant. Thanks for making my Saturday!

    • Morning Raine! 🙂

      Happy Saturday love!!

      • Raine Woman

        Hi Doc! I don’t know about ‘Happy’ but I’m glad it’s Saturday. Let me know how you make out shopping and if you need an application form for the Procrastinators of America. I’ll get it to you….someday! LOL

        Enjoy the weekend!

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi Raine! 🙂
      You better call early. The lines will be busy these days! 😉

  • This is hilarious. Kudos to Twi for another wonderful Saturday Funnies!

    • Marsbars09

      Good morning Doc! How are you doing?

      • Morning love! I’m well, thanks and you? I got busy day ahead. I need to run some errands. I haven’t started Xmas shopping yet.

        • Marsbars09

          I think I’m trying to catch a cold. There’s been a nasty virus going around at my job
          You better get stepping on the X-mas shopping. The more time that passes the more hectic it is to get to the stores.

          • Be careful, stock up on vitamin C. Someone told me to wait to the last minute because the deals are better.

  • Marsbars09

    Hi Twi! Cute post. I like the picture of the cat taking donations.

    • Isn’t that cat the cutest thing.

    • Jennymckitty

      Het, Mars. Great to see you. Jenny says ” HI”. Trying to make myself finish decorating the tree. Every year I buy tree hangers & put the left overs in a “good” place. One day I will figure out where those ” good places” are.

      • twifan2

        Tree hangers? o.0

        • Jennymckitty

          I probably meant ornament hangers.

          • twifan2

            Oh ok, I thought your talking about the things you hang the ornaments from. 😀
            I use paper clips! 🙂

          • Jennymckitty

            Those I can find. Of course, all ornaments must be unbreakable because Declan the cat is obsessed with them. He steals them & stashes them everywhere. My husband & son are battling over a star vs angel on the top of the tree. Son put the star on first so now husband is pouting.

          • twifan2

            Yep, same here with Christmas ornaments. 🙁
            Chats loves to lay under the tree & bat away at them. Addie & Chloe love to tug at the garland. 🙁
            Poor hubby. Give him some egg nog! 🙂

      • Marsbars09

        Hi Miss Jenny! You’re still working on your tree and it’s basically the middle of December? Well, I shouldn’t be critical, I’m still working on my X-mas cards. :/

        • twifan2

          I don’t get my cards out til July! 🙂
          I have to set my tree up-as soon as I find it. :/

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi Mars! 🙂
      Chats had to pull some strings to get anyone to ‘work’ for Tre! She expects people to work for FREE! :/

      • Marsbars09

        Speaking of Chats, is their a warm, fuzzy side to this creature? You make him seem so demanding and controlling.

        • twifan2

          If you feed him, he’s warm & fuzzy. 🙂
          It’s Chats we speaking of-he IS the epitome of demanding & controling, Mars. He puts Tre to shame! 😉

          • Marsbars09

            Girl, I wouldn’t put up with it.

          • twifan2

            eeh I’m used to it. AND Chats’ used to getting flung across the room if he tries to wake me before I have to get up. 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            There ya go! LOL! I’m glad to hear there’s a line he shouldn’t cross with you.

          • twifan2

            There are other lines, but I can’t go into them or the Animal Welfare people will be on me! 😉

          • Marsbars09

            Well we don’t want to get into that. 😉

  • Jennymckitty

    Very funny, Twi. I’m so glad the funnies are back.

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi Jennymckitty! 🙂
      How’s it going? Ready for the BIG day-25th? THEN the other BIGGER day-Jan. 5th, 2015?

      • Jennymckitty

        The countdown clock makes my stomach hurt because I know I have less time to get my Christmas stuff together. So much to-doing.

  • twifan2

    Happy Saturday Everyone!
    And Happy Holidays! 😀

    • Marsbars09

      Oh Twin, that’s terrible! 🙂

      • twifan2

        Bet you chuckled tho, Mars! 😉

        • Marsbars09

          Yes I did. 😀

    • Bwahahaha! I like this.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Thanks again, Twi. Very funny. But who is the blonde? I don’t recognize her. And the lines are busy, can you get the kitty some help, please?

    • twifan2

      That’s Tre’s bff-Kim G.! 🙂
      Really? Lines are busy? Pink Kitty hasn’t had a call all morning. Guess people are out Christmas shopping I can’t be bothered. BUT if it does get busy, I’ll send Chats over to ‘help’. 🙂

      http://i.imgur.com/Z2wxTJu.gif

      • WestCoastFeed

        Aha! Of course. Who else?
        I’ll try dialing again. These talents need our whole-hearted support.

        • twifan2

          I’m sure Tre will appreciate your ‘help’, WCF! 🙂
          Here’s a clip I found of them in their ballet forms…
          Don’t forget to give til it hurts! 🙂

          http://i.imgur.com/zBDBWPJ.gif

          • WestCoastFeed

            Such Beauty!!! Such Grace!!! I am open-mouthed in admiration!!

          • twifan2

            No wonders the Bolshoi made them stop dancing! TOO much competition for them! 😉

  • twifan2

    Does anyone one wonder what kind of Christmas will the girls have this year over at the Juicys’ house this year?
    Will Tre be reigned in on the $ amount for them? :/

    • WestCoastFeed

      We know what Gia wants–a Cartier bracelet and Louis Vuitton luggage. Of course she will get it.

      • twifan2

        Who is going to buy them for her?
        Gabriella wants the Apple iWatch. $$$

        • WestCoastFeed

          Look under the chicken droppings. There’s lots more in the coop.

          • twifan2

            I have a feeling there’s not that much left under there.
            BUT what about over in Italy?! :/

        • Mary Stonehouse

          I’m happy that those four girls aren’t my grandchildren, because I would disappoint them by my gifts. I am very creative when buying and making things for my three granddaughters and one grandson. Well maybe, they don’t want to tell me how they feel (LOL).

          • twifan2

            I’m sure they love your gifts! 🙂
            I know those girls would be so glad they weren’t my nieces! They’d find coal in their stockings! 🙂

          • Mary Stonehouse

            LOL! If I were Santa, I’d put a shovel of coal in Tre-Bugger’s stocking!

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! She definitely deserves it!

          • twifan2

            Nails also! 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            You and Mary are too much. 🙂

          • Mary Stonehouse

            Tre-Bugger would then call Santa a hater!

          • twifan2

            OMG! Tre going to sue Santa?! 😮

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! And that’s what Gia and Milania especially deserve with their disrespectful, bratty behavior.

          • Marsbars09

            When I was growing up my Granny used to buy us underwear for X-mas. I guess that’s all she could afford as she had 7 grandchildren at the time.

      • Mary Stonehouse

        One holiday year our whole extended family decided that the money we would spend on just the adults would be given to charity. I know it sounds sappy, but that was one of the Christmas’ I always remember with real joy.

        • twifan2

          That sounds nice. & kind! Much more ‘useful’ than a pair of purple socks. 🙂

      • Marsbars09

        Hi WCF! I just commented that Tre will give her girls everything they ask no matter what the cost.

        • twifan2

          Even at the cost of prison time!

          • Marsbars09

            Huh?

          • twifan2

            Tre & Juicy are going to prison because of their greed. They wanted to live a lifestyle they couldn’t afford. & lead people to believe they could afford it all.

          • Marsbars09

            Oh, I get it. You’re analogy is spot on!

          • twifan2

            Yep, that’s Tre! At least Chats lets you know he’s grateful for being taken care of. 🙂

        • WestCoastFeed

          You’re right. It is what she has always done. She is not going to change now.

    • Marsbars09

      Twi, nothing has changed about the Giudice X-mas. Those girls will get everything they ask for as always. :/

      • twifan2

        If I didn’t abhor the parents so much, I’d ask them to adopt me! 😀

      • I think you’re right. They have money stashed for their own frivolous needs.

        • twifan2

          BUT that cash cow has to be running low by now!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I wonder what account that money is in??

          • Buried in the backyard or in Milania’s closet.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I would bet the dog pen in back yard!!!!

          • twifan2

            😀
            You know by now Milania would have ‘escaped’ out of her room & down to the nearest pet store to spend that $$$!

          • Yes, I definitely think so. They spend it as fast as it comes in.

  • Mary Stonehouse

    Thank you, this is wonderful!

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi Mary Stonehouse! 🙂
      How are you doing after your eye surgery? Fine & dandy? Or just fine?

      • Mary Stonehouse

        I am fine. Still glad that the operation is over. I’m enjoying reading all of the posts, and laughing while doing it. What a gifted and amusing bunch of coconuts you all are!

        • Marsbars09

          Thanks Mary!

        • twifan2

          That’s awesome! I was wondering how long it would be for you to be able to tolerate the screen glare. Don’t over do! 🙂

        • WestCoastFeed

          How’s the eyedrops regimen going?. Don’t forget when it’s time for the ones you have to shake before dropping and when it’s time for the ones that don’t need shaking. And cheer the day when you get down to just one kind of drops for the final course.

          • twifan2

            WoW! 0.o
            That’s a lot of drops! 😮
            BUT compared to losing your eyesight, that’s a small price to pay! 🙂
            DROP ON! 🙂

          • Mary Stonehouse

            Surprisingly, the eye drops are ok. At one time I wore contact lenses, so I trained myself putting eye drops in. Sometimes the four combinations of drops burn and make my eye water, but that passes. It is so worth having my sight improve!! I am so lucky to live at a time, when eye lenses can be replaced!

          • WestCoastFeed

            And at a time when the surgery is comparatively easy. My brother-in-law had his done back in the day when the surgery required a hospital stay with one’s head held in place by sand bags since one could not move his head for hours and hours after the surgery.

          • twifan2

            OMG!
            What does he say about the eye surgery they do now?

          • WestCoastFeed

            I He died a few years ago. If you can believe it, he was even older than me. He survived D-Day.

          • twifan2

            Oh, I’m sorry to hear that WCF.
            About him passing, not that he was older.
            WoW! He survived D-Day! Amazing man!

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            Ditto.
            Happy Saturday Twi. Great Funnies, as usual. Thanks. Really missed them. & really missed you too! Glad to have you & the Funnies back! ♥

          • Mary Stonehouse

            I’m sorry you lost your brother, he sounds pretty special to me.

        • Mary, glad to hear your surgery went well and your comfortably recovering.

        • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

          Hi Mary! Glad to hear that you are feeling better & improving each day!
          Happy Saturday.

  • twifan2

    Anyone read that story about Juicy ‘supposedly’ getting a lawyer, so he can divorce Tre when she’s in prison?!
    imo-I think he’s looking for a lawyer for FURTHER Federal indictments!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Where do you find these great tidbits!!!!!

      • twifan2

        NAWS!!! 🙂
        How youses all today? The Pennster?
        It’s on the net. 😉

        • noarguingwithstupid

          We are cold here!!!!!! No windows open today!!!!! Pennster is bundled up in blanket and cursing the weather also!!

          • twifan2

            Here today!
            Saturday 12/13
            42° | 32°
            Partly Cloudy

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Can’t bear to think about it!!! So sorry!!

          • twifan2

            It’s ok. As long as it doesn’t ice over, I can drive around. 🙂

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Hope all is well with you!!

          • twifan2

            Good so far. Getting dinner ready. 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I ventured out and got some juice. Have a good din din!!!

          • twifan2

            How was the excursion?
            I’m making chili. 🙂
            Cold enough for it tonite! bbbbrrrrrrrrrr

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Not bad!! The sun has warmed it up a bit and the kids are out front playing basketball, which is a 24 hour hobby for them!!!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          It’s a Pump Marathon on Bravo today, so I have something to watch!!

      • twifan2

        From the same ‘brillant’ writers that brought you the story of Tre shopping for a lawyer to divorce Juicy! 😀
        THEN it comes out that she’s suing her ex-malpractice lawyer. That’s why I think Juicy is looking for a lawyer-to get ready for another Federal court indictment. 🙂

        • WestCoastFeed

          I like the way your mind works, twi. Maybe he’s going to sue Miles Feinstein for mishandling his DMV fraud case. It sounds like that’s the case that is seriously impacting the grounds for his deportation.

          • twifan2

            uuummmm, I don’t think so, WCF.
            Juicy looks to me like he’s resigned himself to what’s been deemed to him. He looks like he just wants it over with.

      • twifan2

        NAWS!!!! OH HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!
        I found my USB Christmas tree! It’s going to be a great Christmas! 🙂

        • noarguingwithstupid

          So happy for you!!!!!! It is always a great Christmas no matter where anyone is or what is happening. A great day to be grateful.

          • twifan2

            NOW I have to find my pink, led lites, foil Christmas tree for Addie & Chloe! AND it will truly be a great holiday season! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I have an artificial year round tree that I put a string of lights on and positioned it so I can see it from my bed!!!! I wake up at all hours and love to see those twinkling lights. I also have hung 3 of my flying pigs on it ( one is actually a Christmas flying pig!!!!!) It looks adorable!!! A friend gave me a metal flying pig that is over a foot long and it is in the base of the tree!!!! Penny does not like her, but I love Penelope the flying pig!!!

          • twifan2

            Aaahhh That’s so cute! 🙂
            I have a pink flaming with lites that moves from side to side-Flo. I need to set her up! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Nothing says Christmas better than a pink flamingo!!!!! (There are lots here in Florida!!!!!!)

          • twifan2

            I bet none are like my Flo tho! 🙂
            Chats hates her. 😀
            He lays there & stares at her with his evil stare. 😮

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Well, in all fairness, Chats IS a cat and flamingos are birds–He’s just doing what comes natural to him!!!!!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Gia’s trio has booked a gig later this month. It is free but you can purchase tix to their meet and greet. Get in line fans. The new superstar has been launched. She will recoup the lost Giudice family fortune.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      And you know, that is what they are probably thinking!!!! Dimwits!!

      • WestCoastFeed

        But they can’t hold a candle to the Teresa-Danielle-Kim G trio we can delight in here.

    • twifan2

      Aaah yes a Junior Miss *Cash Only* No receipts-event! 😀

    • Jennymckitty

      Do you think we’ll run into each other there?

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Oh, then you could get autographs and be so happy LOL

        • Jennymckitty

          Want me to get one for you?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Buy them for all of us. What do you think they will charge? $25 for all three of them or $25 each?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Only if free!!!!!

          • Jennymckitty

            Oh yea, free…SMH….Of course they’ll be free. Tre’s daughter wouldn’t charge for an autographed photo. Cash only, no receipts.

    • twifan2

      They living in a DREAM WORLD!
      3KT- Holiday Show, Free Show- VIPs Available for Purchase for $60.00!

      • WestCoastFeed

        Good grief. There had better be some real artists performing.

        • twifan2

          It’s only them at some strip mall place. There’s a pizza place in there.

          • WestCoastFeed

            You have got to be kidding me!!! (In my Teresa screech)

          • twifan2

            Nope, that’s the address that’s on their site.

      • RealitytvJunkie

        VIPS available but for what??

        • twifan2

          FOR people who are ‘willing’ to pay that to listen to their ONE & ONLY song! :/

    • Hahahahahaha!

    • RealitytvJunkie

      All of Teresa’s exploitation is paying off. Mother must be proud.

    • twifan2

      On the 26th? In Freehold, NJ !? :/

      • Mary Stonehouse

        Who would be nuts enough to spend money on that act???

  • Jennymckitty

    In the continuing saga of my quest for ornament hangers…..my husband went to the store to buy some & came home with 2 cans of soup, 3 boxes of chocolate covered cherries and Guardians of the Galaxy. No hangers. I considering stapling them on the tree.

    • WestCoastFeed

      Paper clips time.

      • RealitytvJunkie

        That’s a good idea.

      • twifan2

        Kite string as last resort! 🙂

    • noarguingwithstupid

      No partridge in a pear tree??????????

      • twifan2

        *phsst NAWS. Chats ate the partridge. Don’t tell Jennymckitty*
        🙂

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Mums the word—(So sorry to hear about partridge!!!)

          • twifan2

            Chats says it was kind of gamey. o.0

    • Mary Stonehouse

      Do you have some clear fishing string; my husband like to fish and he had this colorless tackle string that I cut and used to hang my ornaments and it looked really nice because it disappeared because it was clear. I hope I make sense, because I am taking some pain medication!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    In all honesty, I think a lot of partridges meet their makers this time of year–It’s the price they pay for their fame!!! The drummers drumming don’t seem to have the same kind of problem!!

  • WestCoastFeed

    It seems that Brandi Glanville has revealed in her latest podcast t hat Bravo is filming Teresa now before she heads to prison. And that they are in negotiations over a lot of money for the films.

    • twifan2

      What negotiations? Bravo has her signed to a contract that holds for 2yrs after if she leaves the show.

      • WestCoastFeed

        Negotiations over her pay, I think.

        • twifan2

          Like she has SO MANY offers coming in.
          Bravo knows she can’t go anywhere. AND doesn’t she have to get an ok from Bravo if she does other interviews?
          WCF, do you remember reading about how the housewives are held to their contract even 2 or 3 yrs after they leave the show?

          • WestCoastFeed

            I remember reading about it back when people were talking about Danielle filming other places than Bravo. And I think the contract was that they had to get permission from Bravo before entering into a contract with someone else.

          • twifan2

            Do you remember for how long they were under Bravo?
            I seem to remember 2 yrs.

          • WestCoastFeed

            No, my memory is fuzzy about the whole topic. A couple of years probably.

          • twifan2

            Bravo has her over a barrel.
            She don’t sign, she’s out $$$. Bravo won’t let her sign for 2 yrs then.

          • WestCoastFeed

            She wants to move to LA after she’s released. Maybe Bravo can cast her with Brandi in the Real Housewives of Encino.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Wow!!! To think she will get a penny makes me sick!!! Bravo is just sooooooooooo money hungry!! All Teresa will say is that she “gets it” and then will find a penny in her pocket!!!

      • twifan2

        BUT she has to report that income THAT may be garnished by more creditors! 🙂

        • WestCoastFeed

          I sure hope so. At least we know one creditor will get some.

    • Jennymckitty

      Good ol’ Brandi & her verbal Incontinence. I think Andy also said that they are doing some filming in Jersey but there aren’t any current plans for RHONJ.

  • twifan2

    Is there a dress code for this place?
    Does Chats have to wear a tux?

    • noarguingwithstupid

      A rather nice looking place. Not bad for a strip mall!!!

      • twifan2

        It looks like it’s out in ‘the boonies’! :/

  • noarguingwithstupid

    Absolutely–tux for Chats–Giggy does not have an exclusive on tuxes!!!

    • twifan2

      Aaaah man! Top hat too? Cane?

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Of course, and a little soft shoe from Young Frankenstein!!

        • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿
          • noarguingwithstupid

            Gosh they were great!!!!!! They must have had a blast doing that bit!!

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            I have the best memories of going to see this movie with my Mom at the “Keith’s Theater” in Flushing Queens. I was 13 & we went to a Saturday Matinee. Just the two of us.& we had the best time ever! Sooo much fun.
            The Keith’s was one of the most beautiful theaters ever built. It was an actual theater before it became a movie theater. The lobby was one of the most beautiful buildings I ever saw. There was a fountain in the lobby & the ceiling was like 20 feet high, painted midnight blue & had little lights recessed in it that twinkled like stars.
            Huge controversy over it still. It was preserved with Landmark status & the owner secretly gutted the interior & dumped 1000’s of gallons of waste oil in the basement.


            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7KKlprF-ow

            It still hasn’t been restored but if it ever was it would be on my bucket list to go see a movie there again.
            Sorry to go O/T guys & gals but I just had to share.

          • twifan2

            OMG! What an a-hole! >(

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            Oh Twi. It broke my heart when I read about it! It really was amazingly beautiful. A real theater. One huge screen & a real balcony. It was gorgeous.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Thanks for sharing. I remember that theater with the stars in the ceiling. My Mom took me to see a movie there, too. I wonder what we saw. That was in 1941.

          • Jennymckitty

            Thanks for sharing this. It is beautiful. My son wants to go there now.

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            Sadly Jenny, it is just a shell of it’s former self. The man illegally gutted the interior & damaged it all. The second & third video shows what it looks like now. You can Google “Keith’s Theater, Flushing” & your son can learn more if he’d like.

          • Jennymckitty

            We just did. We had a beautiful theater in Huntington, WV called the Keith Albee & it looks like it was designed by the same guy. Not as elaborate but still very nice. It was still in business last time I went to a Marshall game.

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            Oh cool. Thanks Jenny. It was designed by the same man! Awesome! Oohhhh I have to come see it!

          • Ben_Dover

            Now I want to rent Silent Movie!

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            Ha-ha! Love Mel!!! ♥♥♥♥

      • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

        & a monocle. Kitties with a monocle look quite dapper. & Chats is def a dapper kitty!

        • twifan2

          Yep he is a dipper kitty! 😀

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            He’s the Cary Grant of kittehs!

            http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzicj7XdoU1qiz3j8o1_500.gif

            Lawdy I love that man!

          • twifan2

            Me likey!
            *le swoon* 🙂

          • Ben_Dover

            Recognise that footage from Carey’s great and controversial film, Dr Pretorius. Teresa Wright + Carey = magic!

          • twifan2

            I thought it was from Arsenic & Old Lace?
            Grant + Fogelberg = Major palpitations 😉

          • Ben_Dover

            I didn’t watch all of it. Looks like a compilation of many of his films. I recognised the first scene from Dr. P. I could be wrong. If you haven’t seen it, it’s a winner.

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            Another great movie I need to see again. Thanks for the reminder Ben! Awesome.

          • twifan2

            I’ve never seen it. BUT I will. 🙂

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            Oh do Twi. Make it a Mel Brooks & Cary Grant double feature weekend sometime soon. Well worth it. Perfect way to spend an afternoon!

          • twifan2

            Thanks for the tip, Ben_Dover! 🙂
            I’ll take a look at it.
            This is a montage of Cary’s films, so both of us are right, I bet! 🙂

          • Ben_Dover

            We can agree that Grant was a beautiful genius unlike any other actor before or after.

          • twifan2

            George Clooney is one actor that is in the park-left field. 😉

          • WestCoastFeed

            No question about it.

          • twifan2

            I need me one of him! 🙂

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            One of my all time favorite Cary movies. Such a comedic genius!

          • Ben_Dover

            Favorite Fogelberg album was Twin Sons of Different Mothers. Never gets old. RIP, Danny. God took you from us way too early.

          • twifan2

            Controversial? Really?

          • WestCoastFeed

            It was 1951 during the witch hunting of the House UnAmerican Activities Committee. This movie was an attack on the rabid anti-communism of the time. The 1950s weren’t all the happy days you may think they were.

          • Ben_Dover

            Have you seen the movie? For the time that it was filmed it was controversial. Abortion was taboo then as it is now.

          • twifan2

            I just imdb it. 🙂
            I’ve never seen it. Looking forward to watching it later.

          • twifan2

            Ok, you were talking about People Will Talk!
            Grant as Dr Pretorius.

            Dr. Noah Praetorius falls in love with Debra, a student who finds out that she is pregnant by her old boyfriend.

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            THUD!!!

          • twifan2

            Oops, you landed on Chats! 😀

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            YIKES! I am sooooo sorry my poor little man!
            *Tigerlily nuzzles Chats.*
            Here have some nip & a treat. Feel better?
            Oops that might have been a bit too much.

          • twifan2

            NOW you have to peel him off the walls, T-Lily! :/

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            Nope. I’m just the supplier! LOL!

          • twifan2

            Bad T-Lily!
            *calls Catnip Detox center for admits*

    • Jennymckitty

      I would pay $60.00 to see Chats in a tux.

      • twifan2

        Does he hear $100? 🙂

        • Jennymckitty

          Jenny says that for $100 she’d better get a lap dance.

          • twifan2

            She have catnip on her lap?
            He’ll lap it up then. ;D

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            Might be living dangerously Twi. A little too dangerously. Could wind up with a shredded kitty & I’m not talking about the cat!
            LMAO!

  • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

    Happy Saturday all. Hope everyone is enjoying their weekend!

    Thanks Twi! Thanks AAtT! As usual you made me smile & brightened up my day! (>‿◠)✌
    Great Saturday Funnies.

    Oh hey everybody, btw, I was driving down the Joisey Turnpike on my way to DC & I saw this very colorful bus, haulin’ azz south down the turnpike towards Canada.
    Think I saw it somewhere before? Can’t quite recall it now. Oh well, anyway…
    They were speeding like crazy! It went by soooooo fast the only pic I could get was from behind. Here, take a look.

    (Considering the reputation of the Jersey State Police for stopping speeders? They MUST be from outta town. Don’t ya think?)

    • noarguingwithstupid

      LOL!!! Good one!!

    • twifan2

      T-Lily, did you happen to catch these 2 on the turnpike too? They be hauling it! ;D

      http://i.imgur.com/wobZpi7.gif

      • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

        Nope. Must have missed that one. But there were a bunch of news helicopters overhead. Hmmmm….

      • Mary Stonehouse

        OMG, you are so cool, twifan2!

    • WestCoastFeed

      California plates.

      • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

        Must be a rental. LMBO!

        • WestCoastFeed

          Or they are scarpering off to LA to further the starlet’s career.

  • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

    Hahahahahahaha! Very creative–I imagine Twi is the genius (or one of them anyway) behind this. Nicely done folks!

  • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

    Well considering Tre & Juicy are going to be apart for a while. & the fact that this is the holiday season after all, I have taken it upon myself to help a sista’ out.
    Look Tre some new dating sites, just for you. I think any one of these would be suitable.
    Good luck Felica!

    • WestCoastFeed

      I recommend Furry Mate. I’m considering what her appearance will be when she is released.

      • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

        Good thinking West!

      • twifan2

        Tre certainly is ‘furry’ now. 🙂

        http://i.imgur.com/YdCsevr.jpg?1

        • WestCoastFeed

          Every man’s dream!!

          • twifan2

            Good thing Chats is asleep.
            He’d be all over her! 😀

        • noarguingwithstupid

          An oldie but goodie–one of my favorite’s forever!!!

          • twifan2

            Truly a ‘masterpiece’!. ;D

    • twifan2

      Dana must be working today. 😉

    • Mary Stonehouse

      My favorite is Women Behind Bars, lol! Tigerlily, you have an outstanding diabolical mind!

      • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

        Funny, that’s what the Catholic nuns at my school said too! LOL!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    Good Morning–anyone around??

    • twifan2

      Good mornings NAWS! 🙂
      & The Pennster! 🙂
      How’s it going?

      • Raine Woman

        Hi twi! It just dawned on me while scrolling past the countdown clock that Teresa should be receiving her official BOP letter in the next week outlining where she has to report to PRISON. Tis the Holiday Season!

        • twifan2

          Hi Hi Raine! 🙂
          How’s it going with you? Cold? Rain? Snow?
          YES! 🙂
          There will be a good holiday this year! 😉

          • Raine Woman

            Hey there! Logistically I think we’re in the same “hood”, we seem to often have the same weather. I’ll take a jacket if I go out. LOL

            Hope you’re enjoying your weeknd, twi!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I’m in southwest Florida. Most of the cool weather never makes it down here—It’s slowly warming up thank goodness!!

          • twifan2

            COLD here this morning, but sun’s out! 🙂
            puts on hoodie, gloves, scarf, ear muffs,…*ALL set!
            Oh crap! Now I have to go to the bathroom! :/

          • Raine Woman

            Typical!

          • twifan2

            I’m in MD, but then later on will be on west of the Appalachians.
            Ever hear of Brown Mt?

          • Raine Woman

            Sorry, for some reason I thought you were more north. I’m in NE. Brown Mountain in NC? You’re moving?

          • twifan2

            DANG! You REALLY get cold(freezing) weather, Raine! 😮
            I was in NY, then MD. 🙂
            Yep, that’s where Brown Mt is. I’m south of that. STILL get snow tho. bbbrrrr
            I’m always moving. Chats is such a wonder-er. :/

          • noarguingwithstupid

            twi, is that the same place where I was with Carl Sandburg’s goats????

          • twifan2

            Oh no. Brown Mt is ~30mins north of Ashe.

          • Raine Woman

            Just for clarity, NE is New England…not Nebraska. I thought you were a tri-state girl since most people haven’t heard that term unless they’re from here.

            My mom always said there was a mix up at the hospital and she brought home a gypsy baby (me) because I could never stay in one place longer than 2 years. I get bored easily.

            It’s beautiful down there, twi. I hope you love it!!!

          • twifan2

            Ooops. Sorry, I didn’t have my ‘northerner’ shoes on! 🙂
            When I lived in NYC, there were SO many terms to be learned!
            AND being that I’m originally from Texas, well I got so confuddled! 😀
            LOVED NE! My friends & I were up in Maine for a summer. GORGEOUS!

          • twifan2

            It’s not that I get ‘bored’, just life happens & I go with it. 😉

    • Raine Woman

      Morning, NAWS! Hope you’re having a great weekend and staying warm!

      • twifan2

        I think NAWS is napping? 🙂

        • Raine Woman

          LOL I can’t wait for the day I can take a nap shortly after I get up.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            It’s great, but does get boring. I only sleep a few hours at night!!

          • twifan2

            NAWS, you ever see the Sherlock epis on the link I sent you?
            OMG! Did you know next year there is going to be a Sherlock mini episode to get us ready for season 4!? That season is supposed to be out in 2016! 😮

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Not yet. Probably today. I didn’t know about the mini episode!!!! what a great surprise

          • twifan2

            I think that’s to appease the fans for no Sherlock next year.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            And that is the worst injustice of all!!

          • twifan2

            Yes! :'(
            I need my Sherlock!
            He’s no Cary Grant, BUT I’d take him! ;D

        • noarguingwithstupid

          I’m up now and have done my “chores” and Penny’s chores for the day!!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Where are you and what are you doing?? I have been thinking about homemade chile all night because of you!!!!!!

          • twifan2

            My chili was GOOD! I had 3rd helpins of it & still have just enough for some for lunch today. 🙂
            It’s cold here this morning. bbbbrrrrr Even Chats didn’t want to go out. 😀

      • noarguingwithstupid

        It is warming up a little now. and yes, I was napping and then cleaning up!

        • Raine Woman

          I love to hear people from FL say their cold!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Isn’t it a riot??? I know I feel guilty saying it when other peeps are really cold up north!!

          • Raine Woman

            I’m going to send you a picture when my outdoor thermometer hits 0. Then we’ll have a riotous discussion about cold!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Sounds fair enough. I did do my share of cold weather when I raised my kids in Illinois for 30+ years though!!

          • Raine Woman

            NAWS, you should lead with that fact. Now I have less grief to give you.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Sounds fair enough!!! I remember one morning with the wind chill factor my kids were waiting for bus at 30 below!!

          • Raine Woman

            That sounds like a typical Tuesday in January up here. j/k

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Do you ever have to put blankets on your car battery at night???? Oh, those were the days!!

          • Raine Woman

            Isn’t that called a garage?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            The car was in the garage with blankets on battery!!!

          • Raine Woman

            I’ve never heard of that but I have quite the visual now. Did it really help?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Oh, yes!!!! My ex and I only had to use it on one car–my little vw always started up!!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    I’m here, I’m here!!! where is everyone else????

    • twifan2

      I’m here. Chats is over there —->napping again.
      BUT it’s cold, so I might just take a quick nap too! 🙂

    • twifan2

      I was looking on iTunes’ music chart & Season of Joy didn’t break the top 100 on there! :/

  • Hehehehe. OMG.