Saturday Funnies: Madea & Teresa Face Off On The Dr. Phil Show

Posted on Dec 6 2014 - 3:08am by Trixie Felonabulous
First up… Tre and Dr Phil
Things started out…

Saturday Funnies
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Saturday Funnies - Teresa Giudice

OK, moving on…
Our next guest is….The One and Only—>MADEA!

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And the melee starts!

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SECURITY!!!

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Sorry folks, but I got to end this show now! I can’t take anymore!

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Until next time folks…

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  • noarguingwithstupid

    Just too funny for words!!! Thank you!!

    • twifan2

      Morning NAWS! How’s all youses doing today?
      How’s The Pennster doing?
      Chats’ mad at me. 😀
      I didn’t let him have seconds on breakfast today. I’m so mean! 🙂

      • noarguingwithstupid

        OK–I just had a little nap. Pennster and I are lazy today. Give that poor pitiful little cat some more food!!!

        • twifan2

          Nope. No. He has to wait til 2pm, for his ‘snack’.
          He’s getting too fat. Not good for him & for my back. ;D

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Poor Chats—-Maybe I can find him some diet snacks!!

          • twifan2

            He’ll thumb his nose up at them. I’ve tried. He wants ‘the good’ stuff! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            He is one classy kitty!!

          • twifan2

            No, he’s just spoiled-not by me tho.

    • twifan2

      I wish Madea would be Tre’s cellmate! 😀

      • Marsbars09

        Tre would really go insane with fear then!

    • Marsbars09

      Hi NAWS! How are you doing honey? I missed you so much! Are you feeling better?

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Unfortunately physically the same, but I am enjoying the windows being open today!!! Thank you for asking!!!!! (((Hugs))))

  • twifan2

    HAPPY SATURDAY ALL! 🙂
    Watch out for those ‘little old people’ at the malls!!!! They are FIERCE! 😮
    I had a woman whack my hands when I went to reach for an Elmo doll. DANG! It hurt! 🙁

    • Marsbars09

      Happy Saturday to you too Twi!
      I always heard some of the elderly can be quite tenacious. Beware of them next time!

  • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿
  • HILARIOUS Twi!!! Happy Saturday All !!! 🙂

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Doc! Happy Saturday to you too.

      • Hey Marsie! Happy Saturday. What ya got cooking today?

        • Marsbars09

          Nothing, but I’m cleaning my place. :/

          • twifan2

            & then coming over to my place to help me pack, right Mars!? 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            In your dreams Twi. LOL! I HATE cleaning!
            Why don’t you give Chats some house cleaning chores?

          • twifan2

            NOW who’s dreaming?
            Chats! Chores!? ROTFLMAO! 😀

          • Marsbars09

            That’s what you get for letting a cat run your life!

          • twifan2

            It’s a trade off. I get some of his travel miles, he gets food & lodging from me. 🙂

  • Tre’s Going to Prison

    Oh My! That’s F-en Funny to F-en Universe High!
    Penultimate Great!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    There’s a little mini marathon of Pump on tv now–I wonder how much theose retributes get paid to act like idiots!!

    • twifan2

      Too much, imo. :/

      • noarguingwithstupid

        amen!!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        I guess I am the idiot who watches them!!!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    They are “threading” their eyebrows on t.v. How does that work? It’s not just regular thread, is it???

    • twifan2

      WHY???? ugh

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Inquiring minds want to know!!!!!!! LOL!!

        • twifan2

          Not me. I rather live in bliss. 🙂

    • Yep, it’s the regular thread and it’s painful.

      • twifan2

        On their EYEBROWS?! eeewwww

      • noarguingwithstupid

        I’ll be darn!!!! It looks so weird when they show it on t.v.

        • Threading of the eyebrows have become very common in the US. There’s threading stations in malls and everything.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Well, there you go, just shows you how much of life I miss by not going to the mall!!!!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Who would have thought that eyebrows would be so trendy!!!!

          • It’s amazing that it’s become such a major beauty industry.

          • twifan2

            ROTFLMAO at picturing Tre’s forehead being threaded! 😀
            We charge a bit more $$$ for the heavy duty equipment usage! ;D

            http://i.imgur.com/dzF9kOr.gif

          • noarguingwithstupid

            True, true, true!!! I personally like the riding one the most!! Thank you, Twi–you are so on top of it all all the time!!

          • twifan2

            I try, NAWS! But all these new trends are exhausting! PHEW

          • noarguingwithstupid

            You are just one trendy babe I tell you!!!

          • twifan2

            Tre is just as trendy! ;D
            Aren’t you just a tad jellyous?! 🙂

            http://i.imgur.com/y3lUdHz.gif

          • noarguingwithstupid

            The mower on the forhead is the best!!!

          • twifan2

            You just knew that one was coming! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Look at the size of the hooves on Treape!!!!! Feet like Godzilla!!!

          • twifan2

            NAWS, don’t hate on Godzilla! 🙁
            His are much cuter! :p

          • You just made me spit out my water. ROFLMAO!!! 🙂

            You crazy Twi…Hahahaha!!!

          • twifan2

            Good thing I didn’t put the one I actually wanted first! ;D

          • twifan2

            OH what the heck!
            Was it T-Lily I had the discussion with about Jimmies? :/

            http://i.imgur.com/Ti7nWlS.gif

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            Oh no! Not the jimmies!

          • Marsbars09

            Oh Twi!I forgot how ridiculously snarky you can be.
            Welcome back!

          • twifan2

            I thank you, Mars! 🙂
            Have to find my snark groove tho.

  • Marsbars09

    And just when I thought Tre’s funnies were kaput once Tre was sentenced to prison we have another hilarious recap from Twi.
    Twi, great job creating Dr. Phil counseling Tre and Madea. Tre’s endless nonsense will give you plenty to create by the time she reports to “college”. 😉

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi Mars! 🙂
      What you cooking?! T-Lily asked below.
      *gets plate, fork, spoon, knife ready* 🙂

      • Marsbars09

        Hey Twi! I don’t cook on the weekends. I order take-out.

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Good Idea!!! I haven’t done that in a long time–Maybe Chinese for Pennster and me tonite!!!!! Egg drop soup, mongolian beef, yum, yum!!

          • twifan2

            Got my shrimp dumplings & Won Ton here already! 🙂

        • twifan2

          OMG! I’m going to starve! 😮
          *runs to get Take Out menus from drawer*

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Shall I order Chinese or sub????? Decisions, Decisions!!!!

          • twifan2

            STEAM DUMPLINGS!!!! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Yep, I think you are right!!! Pennster agrees!!!

          • twifan2

            2 shrimp, 2 beef, & 2 pork-please.
            With a bowl of Won Ton soup. Thank you! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            shrimp, beef and pork what???? What is it called?///

          • twifan2

            Steam dumplings. 🙂
            Do they have Green Tea ice cream?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            No green ice cream and their dumplings are just one kind. I live in the boonies, I guess!!

          • twifan2

            What kind of dumplings they have? I’ll take 6 anyways. 🙂
            Not everyone has Green Tea ice cream. Hard to find in most places. 🙁

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Monkey meat, but they taste pretty good with the sauce!!

          • twifan2

            :/
            I’ll give them a try! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Someone yelped my chinese restaurant and gave it a horrible review they said they got sick. I guess that’s why I haven’t ordered for a while! But Saturday is a pretty busy time and hopefully it will be fresh.

          • twifan2

            There are people who will put out negative reviews, if they don’t like something there-service, amount of food given, ‘overly’ priced, etc…
            I hate that! Especially if I know the place & frequent it. :/
            Chats wants 2 steamed dumplings also. Hold the sauce on his, please.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Done and done!!!

          • twifan2

            TY! 🙂
            Chats is getting out his racing stripped chop sticks! 🙂

  • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿