Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Uncovering The BullSh*t [Episode 4]

Posted on Dec 1 2014 - 8:17am by Ronnie D

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Last night’s episode of the “Real Housewives of Atlanta” was titled “Bury the Rachet,” but I feel it should have been called “Uncovering the BullChit.”

First off, there is nothing sweet at the Kandi Factory. We see Todd in the Big Pink Chair across from Kandi complaining about the lack of work ethic Don Juan, Johnnie and CarmenTodd continues to point out that they are not really doing anything for Kandi to help her make money.  I mean just because they knock out your entire wedding in record time and help pull off A Mother’s Love, in the words of Janet Jackson what have they done for you lately?  Kandi agrees to call a meeting.

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Next up is Claudia rushing to work. She explains that although she has done a lot of television, she is loving radio. She gets to use her brain and wit and there isn’t a lot of pressure to be beautiful. On the other side of the door is Porsha prepping for Dish Nation by getting her makeup done. She explains that she just loves doing Dish Nation because she is able to gossip with a weave flip. She feels Claudia must be jealous because (1) she got the TV job and (2) because her check has “a whole nuther name on it.” Claudia goes across the hall after her show ends to just say hi and Porsha acts like she cannot talk and put on lip gloss on at the same time. The shade doesn’t go over Claudia’s head. Yes, they will revisit this conversation later. 

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Meanwhile back at the Sour Patch Kids Kandi Factory, Kandi tells the team they need to step  it up. Carmen mentions that they needs deadlines set. Kandi reminds them that they missed the boat on the song writing class and she missed that money. Don Juan calls B.S. and says he has always had her back and taken care of things for the Kandy Factory.  Then he gets quiet. Kandi asks is he alright, he replies, I am doing some self actualization. That’s code for I’m about to cuss a bish out, but I will just update my resume instead.   

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Kenya, Cynthia and Claudia go shoe shopping. Cynthia is intrigued by Claudia because she doesn’t wear makeup like a drag queen. Claudia lets them know she is a real down to earth girl with hammertoes. While comparing feet, Cynthia and Claudia mention Porsha’s stank attitude. Kenya blames it all on her horse weave, #Horsha.   Claudia says she will talk with her about it. Kenya and Cynthia warn Claudia that Porsha may be dumb but she has a nasty mouth on her #AskKordell. Claudia looks nonplussed. Kenya buys shoes and the sales girl seems relieved. #FormationOfTeamPretty 

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Phaedra, Kandi, Porsha and NeNe take a trip to a day spa to drinkPhaedra says she has been in hiding to avoid her deposition due to stress. NeNe notices Phaedra has lost some weight. In her talking head, NeNe says her weight loss is only due to her man going to prison #ShadyMoose. Porsha, trying to earn that peach, mentions her discussion with CynthiaNeNe knows her former lapdog and says she is sure Cynthia read Porsha for filth (which she did).  Porsha tries to throw shade about Cynthia looks (botoxed face) and they all laugh. NeNe then talks about how she doesn’t like Cynthia’s new afro and attitude. NeNe says she misses her lapdog Cynthia and is now surprised that Cynthia and Kenya are friends #WigIsTooTight. I think we all are surprised that NeNe is friends with Phaedra, Kandi and Porsha. NeNe says she was blindsided that Cynthia doesn’t want to be her friend. It has been confirmed – NeNe and Porsha are now sharing a brain. Kandi says she was surprised that NeNe is NOT friends with Kenya. Instead of giving a reason why, NeNe switches gears and says Kenya lies a lot and so does Apollo who she thinks is lying about lying. WTF? Kandi deduces that none of the ladies will try to get along with Kenya “just because.” She plans to apologize to her.

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Peter has Apollo meet him at BarOne. He makes sure he can drink on camera because he is a convict. Apollo says it’s cool. They shoot the breeze about how scared he must be to do another stretch. Then Apollo does more snitching. He cannot believe Phaedra is not his ride or die chick because back in the day when he first got out of prison, she used to come visit him and make booty calls at 3 am while he was sleeping on an air mattress with an ankle bracelet. Peter is salivating. Peter then brings up the lie and Apollo admits again, he said it because Kenya was letting the world know he was chasing her and he didn’t want any problems with Phaedra so he did the bait and switch for two years. Peter says he spoke to Kenya and she was not bitter. Apollo then asks, you think she will come and see me? #ReallyBish?

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Claudia meets with Horsha Porsha to discuss things. Porsha tries to engage in chit chat and Claudia is like, cut the B.S., you used to be nice to me at work, but now you are giving me the cold shoulder. Porsha says they are both getting paid to use their intelligence (everyone stop laughing) and don’t take it personally. Then she orders extra lemons with her water. Claudia again calls B.S. and says as sistas, they should all get along and not let others Nene influence her. Claudia mentions a facilitation between Porsha and Kenya. Porsha says “don’t worry bout the whomp whomp whomp that’s going on with her and Kenya.” As Claudia continues to initiate a peace treaty, Porsha pulls out some Tom Ford lotion while telling Claudia that she doesn’t like expensive lotion but it was a gift from her wealthy suga daddy friend. Claudia laughs off Porsha’s deflection but makes a mental note that purely says “this bish is going down.” Porsha, your pink slip is showing.

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Back at the Kandi factory, Don Juan meets with Kandi for a one-on-one. He is upset that she is letting Todd influence her to question his loyalty. He even missed his own mother’s wedding so he could help Kandi with her own wedding plans. Kandi  still feels he still needs to step it up. Then in her talking head she says just because someone goes above and beyond for you does that mean you cannot continue to criticize their work ethic? Uh Yeah it does Kandi

Next, Don Juan meets with Todd and reads Todd like a paperback. While Todd is sitting in his Bravo makeshift office that consists of a table, a small printer and an old couch, Don Juan tells him basically that he didn’t build the Kandy Factory empire so why is he complaining. He says, Todd should worry about his own resume. Todd says that we have a black President and Kandi is doing nothing with Obama. 

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Don Juan says, Kandi has sex toys, are you kidding? There is a bunch of cursing and going back and forth. They end the meeting by shaking hands but in his talking head, Don Juan says next time Todd should use a step stool when speaking to him. #NobodyIsTeamTodd. real-housewives-of-atlanta-season-7-gallery-episode-704-01

Kandi decides to meet up with Kenya for kickboxing class even though we all know the only thing Kandi works out are her jaws while eating. Kandi apologizes to Kenya for her part in everybody against Kenya for the past two years. Then Kandi mentions Team Petty’s conversation regarding Apollo-gizeGate. 

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Kenya starts to cry and say, these bishes are crazy. What else does she need to do? Apollo confessed. She finally says, phuck them and retreats to the bathroom. Kandi follows her and Kenya doesn’t allow the bravo cameras inside, but they are still mike’d, natch. Kenya continues to say that this is all about NeNe having a hard on for her for no other reason and it’s not fair. Kandi agrees it’s all bullchit, but is shocked that Kenya started crying. This from Kandi, who cries with everybody. They part ways and we are left with next week’s show down between Cynthia & Nene and Kenya & Phaedra.

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  • Mustang

    When Todd uttered that Obama thing, I nearly fell off my chair. Kandi is black and the president is black, so of course, they should be socializing together. Oh, and whomever at Bravo decided that Porsha be scripted with a superiority complex, should be fired. She can’t pull it off.

    • RealitytvJunkie

      When Todd mentioned Obama I died with laughter also. Then I thought, if Kim Kardashian and Beyonce can work with him, why not Kandi? Todd meant well in his message but his delivery needs work.

    • RonnieIsBack

      It is getting to be a bit much. She embarassing me and I’m from the D…we don’t punk out like that cameras or not..just ask Eminem…LOL…or Trick Trick..

      • Mustang

        Ha! lol

  • I’m going to need for Claudia Jordan to find her business and stick her nose in it. Whatever is going on between Kenya and Porsha, let them work that out. You don’t have any place to get in the middle of what they have going on. Secondly, Kenya, these girls are not going to issue you an apology because you had a lot to do with all that went down too. It wasn’t just Apollo, it wasn’t just Phaedra, you played a huge role in all the drama. At this point, I am so sick of her crying each week about how these girls did her wrong, blah, blah, blah, and this is coming from a very real Kenya fan, but geesh, every week, it’s so redundant now.

  • Also, I don’t see how people are saying that Todd doesn’t need to be involved in Kandi’s money affairs. Um, is he not her husband? Granted Kandi is a smart businesswoman, but in the event that they ever get Guidice’d, it won’t be just Kandi filing for bankruptcy, it won’t be just Todd filing either, no, it will be them collectively. I feel Todd honestly just wants the best for Kandi, but his delivery needs a lot of work.

    • RonnieIsBack

      And Kandi isn’t that smart…she let Kim/Wig bilk her out of royalties for TFTP…

  • Yolie

    Horsha is horrible. To make fun of Cynthia’s Botox while not mentioning that she was an hour late for a meeting she requested is bad form. Horsha ignoring Claudia while the makeup artist worked on her, and talking about Tom Ford lotion… she is just an ass.

  • Hilarious recap Ronnie and on point! These women are beyond ridic to continue to ostracize Kenya when Apollo acknowledged he lied. Nene would do anything within her power to continue to hate Kenya. Just like Kandi, I don’t recall Kenya doing anything to Nene. Am I missing something?

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Doc! Didn’t Kray set Moose up to make her look bad at the charity auction last season?

      • RonnieIsBack

        Hey mars! I think Nene mad herself look like a Moose with a big Azz when she acted stank just becaue Kenya didn’t call her and beg the Queen to grace them fo the charity. She knew she was lending her charity to Kenya for donations. Yes, if Kenya didn’t presonnally call her, bad manners on her, but she sent Nene an email with a read and receipt. Nene opened it but was mad that she didn’t get the red carpet invite so she acted like a bish during the speech…she should have been more graceful and then cussed Kenya out later….but Moose never thinks before she charges….typical.

  • murlut

    Poor Poor Kenya. I guess she wants to portray the crying victim this year. NOT. I don’t care what Apollo said, I think he lied and said even thou he and Kenya had something going on. He was mad at Phaedra for not going to court and he wants to hurt her. Kenya was constantly flitting with Apollo and it showed it episode after episode. Why would you flirt with another woman’s husband????? Kenya can whine all she wants, she paid off Walter and flirted repeatedly with Apollo. She isn’t anyone’s victim. Cynthia can crawl right up her butt too cause she will do the same to her as she has done to everyone. Cynthia has no storyline anyway. Strong Cynthia? Cynthia has no spine. She has allowed the Smurf to take her money to buy his defunk businesses, sports cars and even wanted her to give him an apartment

  • italiano bambino

    I can’t wait till I don’t see porsha in the show. Claudia looks like a no bullshit person and I like her. Pahedra and porsha are just followers.

  • RonnieIsBack

    What I want to know is why i in the HELL is all of Kandi’s funiture SO DAYUM BIG? Like Alice in wonderland…Todd’s feet dangling…Look at those white chairs…

    • Trippinhhard

      They look like two kids sitting down..

    • Dani-K

      ROFL!

    • CoolBreeze14

      LMBO!!!

  • Trippinhhard

    Porsha is all up in everyone’s tea this season. She could barely speak with Kordella, now she’s hood popping, girl have several seats.. Claudia was very patient and Porsha was childish as usual.. Nene is the angry one this season, but her one liners are still on time..
    Fhedra Apollo is really putting all your business in the streets, a high price lawyer in the hood, rolling on a Matt…LMFAO that Apollo, the mouth that keeps on giving, but is it true???? Yess
    Kandi doing some flopping around this season. Kenya don’t play the victim all season..

  • Dani-K

    I love the reference to Horsha’s pink slip. Can’t wait for that day to arrive.

    • CoolBreeze14

      LOL!

  • CoolBreeze14

    Great recap as always Ronnie! I just want this THOT Porsha off my TV screen!!! I’m sick of it and I HATE Carlos and Bravo for bringing this CLUELESS and GASSED UP THOT back on! She was totally disrespectful to Claudia. Only hoodrats cosign this idiot’s behavior. That whole spa scene looked staged b/c us intellectual viewers KNOW those chicks don’t like each other! When team pretty gets airtime, it looks a lot more genuine and sincere. You can tell they all get along well outside of the show. I hate that Kenya broke down at the end but she was right. Those women have been disrespectful and hateful towards her for no reason. I mean even Peter has been more open to Kenya and Apollo…I’m sick of this Apollo/Kenya storyline too. I want it to DIE!!! This ex-con will NEVER have a chance with Kenya. He might as well hang it up! The best he can get is a GHETTO HOODRAT who’s overweight and desperate for a man at ANY cost. Dude is way too gassed! He’s no Shemar Moore or Boris Kodjoe! Heck, Jeremy Meeks looks better than Apollo! LOL!

    • cinnamon

      Lol yasss appollo only can get a Phaedra Parks describe her to the tea

  • cinnamon

    The Todd and Don Juan back and forth had not any cuss words? I guess yourself were hearing those in your own head! Also, Claudia stated that herself loves radio BECAUSE she has always been judged for beauty but she is also intelligent She previously was a barker girl (the main girl) on the price is right and had a lawsuit against horny old geezer bob barker. She also a beauty pageant contestant and done television before. She does not need concern herself about being beautiful; because she is. Thought i’d make those corrections

    • RonnieIsBack

      You need to read slow-ly next time. I never said there were no curse words between Don and Todd..next time I’ll just say “cuss” words because like that word better, m’kay toots?
      I know exactly what Ms. Claudia said and says all the time. I follow her on Twitter and sometimes we actually tweet each other directly. I know her life story quite well and I admire her. I stand by my observation. Grazie!

      • Sharon

        I think cinnamon was saying that she didn’t hear Todd and Don Juan cursing each other. I didn’t either, but can chalk it up to maybe I wasn’t listening closely enough to hear all the cursing or bleeping.

  • cinnamon

    The lawsuit Claudia had against horny geezer bob barker was for sexual harrassment