EXCLUSIVE: Bobby Ciasulli’s Bravo Bio EXPOSED!

Posted on Nov 2 2014 - 2:29pm by BeachSpin

As we approach the much anticipated “Real Housewives of New Jersey” reunion, many viewers are wondering how the rookies of the season will handle themselves in the Bravo hot seat. One of the more cryptically presented newbies is Bobby Ciasulli, who has been pictured as a humble, middle class, working guy and devoted “Housewife” boyfriend. His relationship with Nicole Napolitano has raised many skeptical eyebrows, and his motives for being on the show have appeared shady from the start.

bobby ciasulli and nicole napolitano

All About the Tea began uncovering the real Bobby Ciasulli in an earlier report, exposing him as an undercover millionaire, whose family owns several lucrative auto dealerships. He has also flaunted himself via giddy photos posted on his Facebook, as a bona fide “Housewives” groupie, who has actively pursued encounters with numerous Bravolebrities. So why the seemingly manipulated portrait of a middle class, monogamous commoner? All About the Tea has EXCLUSIVELY obtained a copy of Bobby’s bio, which was submitted to Bravo with the goal of selling himself as a viable candidate for “Housewife” stardom. 

Bobby Ciasulli

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All I can say after picking myself up off the floor from uproarious laughter is…WOW!!! The cringe worthy prose in this bio is just another piece of the puzzle that points to an intentional collaboration in the bogus depiction of Bobby Ciasulli. So much for reality TV!  Bobby launched his pitch by proudly declaring that he is one loaded hunk of sex appeal.

“I go by Bobby, not Robert, and defiantly not Bob. I live in Colts Neck NJ in a home that holds 9000 square feet of sexiness on over 2 acres of property.”

He lists among his current loves:

“cruising in my Ferrari and hitting the Mediterranean in my families 110 foot yacht.”

He goes on to boast of his fierce bachelor prowess, perhaps hoping for the chance to set the Jersey franchise on fire with his sheer virility.

“I’ve been coined names like the Fonz, Richard Gear, bachchelor Bobby, and of coarse big sexy because of the serial dating ive done over the last year and a half.  So either I’m a big fish in a small pond or I have some amazing colognes.”

I am assuming at this point, that the pivotal Dunkin Donuts meeting with his supposed TV sweetheart had not yet taken place. The complete absence of any acknowledgement of Nicole as his serious girlfriend indicates that this love affair was an alleged facade from the get go. He tells of his job as a local volunteer fire fighter by noting “flying down the road in a half million dollar red truck,” as one of his several ultra masculine hobbies. A commonly held rumor claims that this endeavor just made the list a couple of months prior to filming, therefore knocking the beefcake hero factor down a few notches. Sorry, Bobby!

Read the entire contract below:

Bobby Ciasulli Contract Watermark

I guess that Bravo wasn’t in the market for an uber hot, uptown, Ferrari cruising, playboy stud. It appears clear that forces were presumably joined to contrive the character that we all witnessed this season.  Based on Bobby’s tendency to run and hide when things become heated, I believe that the suspected whitewash was more difficult to pull off than he expected. So which Bobby will show up at the reunion?  Hopefully, there’s a cozy little bathroom on set, maybe with his name written on a cute star stuck to it’s door, just in case.

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I’ll close with a few special words of farewell from Ciasulli himself. Could this be the flash of virtuoso that landed him his coveted shot at fame?

Anyway, that’s a bit of the sexiness I can share with you today.  This show is about fun, drama, the good life, and being sexy as hell.”

 

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  • Calisteve

    I funny that he hides the fact that he’s from a wealthy family since all the NJ cast try to portray themselves as monied folk when the fact of the matter is they do not even have good credit.

    • Izzy

      I knew something was off when I saw his huge house. No way could he afford that kind of property on a firefighter’s salry.

  • Bathroom Bobby

    Good lord what a trash bag

  • italiano bambino

    That’s ONE famewhore…. gotta laugh Stud him???? Romain zago is a stud and he doesn’t need to convince you!! Mmm I want a salad now….

    • Good morning Bam! He got nothing on Romain. Romain is real stud!!!!!

      • italiano bambino

        That french man is MAN!!!

  • Gabby

    I am LMFAO over here!

  • Babson_Chick

    He sure sounds like the total package to me – yep a total pompous douchebag. How many more fakers can Bravo find for NJ ?

    • Izzy

      Hi Babs!

      • Hey BFF……Happy Sunday!!!

        • Izzy

          Hiya, love!! Loving the hot tea on this chilly day!

          Did you see that Michey changed their twitter handle!! LOL!!

      • Babson_Chick

        Izzzzzzzzy!!! How ya doing???

    • Hey Babs!! Happy Sunday, doll.

      • Babson_Chick

        Hi there & happy Monday to ya!!!

  • Birdie11

    Bobby is going to deny this…wait and see….and on that I call FOUL! That horribly written bio aligns perfectly with his pompous personality that has bled thru his cover all season. This is ‘defiantly’ Booby.

    • September24

      Bet the Govenor denies knowing him!

  • Bathroom Bobby

    Bobby is the perfect man for Dina the ZEN queen

  • No surprise Booby is a pompous jerk with an inflated ego the size of his big head….housewife groupie..LMAO!!!!

  • Bathroom Bobby

    Wonder if his family yacht is in his backyard pond?

  • September24

    Now he can add #bathroombobby to his nicknames

    • Izzy

      Splendid suggestion!

  • Bathroom Bobby

    Maybe Bobby can help Teresa and Joe pay off their debt

    • Izzy

      Fantastic idea!

  • September24

    Stalker of all housewives!

  • September24

    His ex-wife must be mortified!

  • Bathroom Bobby

    Does this trash bag have kids?

    • September24

      Yes I believe 2. There was article from 2012 on livinginmedia called Driven to Excellence – Bobby Ciasulli and it mentions “children”. The article talks about his home renovation and shows pics of his home. No pics of the kids though.

  • Izzy

    Happy Sunday everyone!

    He sure does think highly of himself. I think Dina’s comment about being a douche big enough to clean a woman’s vagina applies to this tool. I don’t find him physically attractive, and he is obviously a moron. Nope, nothing attractive about this creep.

    • Yolie

      Dina and Bathroom Bobby need to hook up. Both fake and full of themselves.

      • Izzy

        Yes, they are perfect for each other!

      • Bathroom Bobby

        LOL that’s exactly what I said on twitter too! Great minds

      • Izzy

        Someone ought to use that name on a twitter acct. It would really piss him off!

        • Bathroom Bobby

          I’ll do it right now lol

          • Izzy

            You go!!! Let us know how it goes! LOL!

          • Bathroom Bobby

            I will I just changed to Bathroom Bobby lol

  • RealitytvJunkie

    This dude is richer than Beyonce and Jay Z yet he denies it. He goes by Big Sexy….he’s a tool. Hahaha.

    • Izzy

      “I’m too sexy for my yacht, too sexy for my yacht, so sexy it hurts! And I’m to sexy for Milan.”

      • RealitytvJunkie

        This makes me wanna vomit. What a douche. I’m so embarrassed for him. He needs to take up residence in the bathroom again.

        • Izzy

          Yep, I agree.

      • September24

        OMG! Good one! Can’t get that song out of my head now! haha!

    • Izzy

      But is he richer than Nene?

      • Bathroom Bobby

        Nene is a rich bitch and Bobby is a rich potty boy

        • Izzy

          LOL!

  • RealitytvJunkie

    Bobby needs ex-lax to flush himself of the shit.

    • Izzy

      LMAO!! Tell it! I just wonder if his shit is sexy?! No, not really, but I bet he thinks it is!

    • Izzy

      Is there a colonic big enough to cleanse this ass’ ass?

  • Yolie

    AATT got all the tea. Love this site. Bobby is being exposed in epic proportions. Damn.

    • Izzy

      Yes, AATT has all the hot tea!!! Love it here! And no censorship is another reason why I love this site! Not to mention the witty, caring and loving commenters!

      • Yolie

        Totally agree. I love reading all the snarky, intelligent comments.

        Nice to meet you Izzy.

        • Izzy

          Thank you Yolie! Nice to meet you as well! 🙂

  • Bathroom Bobby

    This is the only site I comment on because I like the people here

    • Izzy

      It’s a great site! Nice to meet you Michey!

      • Bathroom Bobby

        Nice to meet you also and it’s #RHONJ day

    • Yolie

      Agreed. Nice to meet you Michey.

      • Bathroom Bobby

        Nice to meet you also

  • Happy Sunday all! I’m ROFLMAO at this little bitch Booby. And people think Jim Marchese is the arrogant one. Ha! Jim has nothing on Bobby in the arrogance department. After reading this bio, there is no denying who’s the creep.

    • Izzy

      Hiya girlfriend! I’ll take Jim over Booby anyday! At least Jim is entertaining,

      • Thank you!!!!! And not fake. He’s calls it like he sees it. In my opinion, Jim saved this boring season. Without him the show would have been a total failure.

        • Izzy

          Agree 1000 %!

    • Dave

      Bobby “defiantly” takes the cake in the creep department.

      • Jersey

        lol

  • Izzy

    Michey, I am dying here at the thought of your soon to be twitter handle!

    • Bathroom Bobby

      I just changed it lol

      • Izzy

        He is gonna flip out!

        OAN: I am a huge Cowboys fan. Sad that Romo is not going to play.

        • Bathroom Bobby

          I like the cowboys too

          • Izzy

            I knew I liked you!!

          • Bathroom Bobby

            I’m always up for some fun especially about RHONJ

          • Izzy

            Same here! I can’t wait for tonight’s reunion!

  • colleen

    Yuck yuck yuck is all I can say about stereotypical “Bobbys.” Looks stupid in his mid life crisis convertible and suffers from SDS (small dick sydrome) . Swallows Viagra like candy

    • Izzy

      LMAO!! Teresa G. has a bigger dick than he does!

      • MASSGIRL8

        Hahaha

        • Izzy

          Hi Mass honey!!!

          • MASSGIRL8

            Hey there hope all is well

          • Izzy

            Have missed ya! If you would could you send the editor your email addy please. I would love to talk to you about what you are going through. I think I can help you.

          • MASSGIRL8

            Sure I could use some help

          • Izzy

            Great. The editor has my number. If you would like to call me please direct the editor to these comments, so that they see that i am giving them the okay to give you my number. I am about to get in the shower, so give me a little time.

          • MASSGIRL8

            I flagged the comment I don’t know how contact the editor see if they can give you my email

          • Izzy

            Okay. Will do.

          • MASSGIRL8

            Great

          • MASSGIRL8

            How do I send my email?

          • Izzy

            I don’t know. Ask Seuuss. I am sure she will know.

      • Dave

        lmaooo!

  • Bathroom Bobby

    Just call me Bobby today lol

    • Izzy

      Bobby!!

    • BeachSpin

      Bobby broadcasting from the commode…Welcome!!! 🙂

      • Bathroom Bobby

        I prefer to call it my throne! lol

        • BeachSpin

          No doubt a sexy throne.

      • Izzy

        Bobby should go trick or treating as a commode next Halloween!

        • RealitytvJunkie

          You’re on a roll..your comments are hysterical.

          • Izzy

            Aww, shucks! Thanks!

        • BeachSpin

          Or a big wad of toilet paper!

          • Bathroom Bobby

            Or a septic tank

          • BeachSpin

            Or a sewage drain..oh wait…how ’bout a giant toilet brush?

          • Izzy

            Y’all are killing it!

          • Izzy

            LOL!!

          • Izzy

            Lmao!!

  • Dave

    Bobby is a clown and his business in NJ has a bad reputation

  • MASSGIRL8

    I still think Jim is the bigger douche

  • CoinkaDinka

    Wow awesome find AATT! I guess it takes 3 generations of wealth for a fat, ugly, mook like Bob to consider himself sexy.

    • Bathroom Bobby

      Love the word mook!

    • Dave

      Mook like Bob has me LMAO!

  • prycer

    Bobby the loo will show up at the Reunion!

    • Bathroom Bobby

      He will be filmed from the porcelain throne

      • prycer

        LMAO!!

      • RealitytvJunkie

        Hahaha….get him some ex-lax to go with that.

  • Trippinhhard

    I just bet his parents are so proud of him—-acting an asshole on TV, hiding in the bathroom like a teenage girl.. Wow this is a man I would love to date. Insert sarcasm lol

  • Good job AATT! Bobby is so fake and if Jim wasn’t such a douche, then more people would probably believe him. Most of these Housewives fans are casual fans and only believe what is presented in front of them, and as long as that happens, then the true TEA about Bobby will never reach the surface.

    • Chloe

      Great point. I like Jim but many who hate him can’t see the forest from the trees. Their hate is blinding.

      • donna

        I know, I like Jim!

        • Izzy

          I like Jim too!

  • And he needs help with his grammar. All those capital letters in the wrong place. Makes my head hurt lol

    • BeachSpin

      ‘Defiantly’ Breanna!!!

    • Chloe

      Not only is he a douche but an illiterate douche.

    • ScarlettDrawl

      “of coarse big sexy too”

      Wrong kind of course. He tweeted about Amber’s sole, but meant her soul.

  • Helen

    Bobby is the best, he is real and does not want to hear or be part of the BS, you guys are just jelly of him,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i like Nicole , hope they get married

    • Izzy

      LOL! No one is “jelly”of you, I mean bathroom Bobby! If he did not want to be part of the BS, then that ass clown would not have rallied so hard to get on the show. He is a fameheaux!

    • MASSGIRL8

      Hi Bobby!!

    • DLister

      “Jelly?” Seriously? How old are you? And if you really like Nicole, why would you wish her to be legally tied to that narcissistic scumbag? I do actually like Nicole and I want her to find a good man who will want to devote himself to her.

    • Fuck Ciasulli

      You are just as big of an “ass hat” as he is …He’s the biggest adopted piece of shit I have ever met. An unappreciative little piece of crap that cant run a business for shit. He is the load that should have been swallowed. That piece of Guinea trash should have been swallowed down his mothers cum dumpster of a throat.

  • Helen

    Bobby went into the bathroom because he did not want to listen to Jim’s BS

    • donna

      He ran in that bathroom cuz, he didn’t want to hear the truth! “HE CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!” Lol Dayum just face Jim, instead of calling Nicole “Stupid” call Jim stupid. Jimmy was the one saying these things not Nicole. “BATHROOM BOBBY” knew Jimmy was telling the truth. So, he ran to the bathroom & took it out on Nicole! Good Job Bobby My Boy! Lol

    • He ran to the bathroom to delete all his text messages and pics of other women.

      • Izzy

        Lmfao!

        • Barbieland

          Sweet Izzy!! It’s me – formerly ‘MakinMyMouthWahtah’!! I’ve been thinking of you and hoping you are well. I do miss your sweet presence! (((((((((hugs)))))))))))

          • OMG! How the heck are ya? This is Dr. Seuss. Nice seeing you here. I miss your comments.

          • Barbieland

            HOWDY DOC!! You are very sweet, and your comment really made my day! I just sorta backed out of that other place because there was too much personal attacking going on. I’m all about the snark, it’s why we’re here, yes? But it’s not nice to attack other posters. Heck, I’m so sensitive that I get upset when I see others being attacked – it doesn’t have to be about me!! I still comment there some, but sparingly. I also don’t respond to nasty people.
            I really miss you and your comments as well – you are totally one of the ‘good ones’! I hope your week is as good as you made me feel today! Rock ON with your self!! (((((((((hugs))))))))

    • Birdie11

      How courageously manly.

  • SDC

    Umm, I’m still waiting to see this so called sexy hunk. Definitely not what I’ve been seeing this season. IMO Jim is big sexy, Bobby is big sissy.

    • Oh Snap!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

      O-M-G!!! Good one, SDC! 🙂

      • SDC

        Thank you! 🙂

    • Birdie11

      This is perfect!! Excellent!

      • SDC

        Thanks!

    • Right. May God rest his soul, but it’s like when Taylor kept talking about what man, what piece of meat Russell was.

    • Babson_Chick

      and great at hiding in closets, bathrooms, whatever

    • ScarlettDrawl

      Anyone figure out the blacked out sentence? I got ” I have _______ 13 years” and ends with ‘and have a great relationship with the ex wife.” I’m nosy enough to want to read what they don’t want me to.

  • roxie

    its not even bobbys hard earned money its daddys. he has no idea what actual work is so he’s not even bragging about things he earned fair and square. not impressed by the trust fund bitches of monmouth county nj

  • DoneWithBravo

    This asshat should go back to school and learn how to read and write. I am truly astounded by the sheer ignorance of most people on these shows. If he’s truly that wealthy, he should be embarrassed to have written this piece for Bravo.

  • Mrs.K

    Wow. New Jersey must be the capital of stupid. First we got Snookie and the gang and now RHONJ seems to dumb itself down even more each season.

    • Babson_Chick

      Agree!!

    • DLister

      Uh, Mrs. K, as a proud lifelong Jersey girl, I do resent your first stereotypical sentence. Just because famewhores sign up for a show — ANYWHERE — doesn’t mean those famewhores represent the city or state or region. Do I believe that Atlanta is all about angry black ratchet women? No. Not at all. But if I were to invest in all of Bravo’s Atlanta-based shows, and I were ignorant, I WOULD believe it.

  • gessiewtf

    He lost me at golf coarse.

  • DLister

    Richard Gear? What an illiterate, delusional, piece of floating offal.

    • BeachSpin

      I think that was my personal favorite bit of idiocy.

  • JulesjustJules

    So am I the only one out in the interwebs that can see it seems like their big plans went sideways? from what I’ve read I think – Amber was cast – Amber brings in twins – they’re cast – twin needs boyfriend – Amber tells Jim – Jim hatches a plan and some ridiculous contract- gets his best friend Bobby to sign the contract and appear on the show with a new story line.- Jim gets jealous that Bobby’s getting airtime and that the old crew likes Bobby better – so they both start slinging dirt for ratings – the friendship legitimately falls apart .. and that’s the cost of fame. Furthermore majority of these crazy breakdowns come from cast members plotting dirt and stories for ratings

    • JulesjustJules

      Also it seems like Bobby would do any shitty thing the producers ask of him to keep this fame thing going. Like remember those stupid scenes they filmed of various people waiting on Tereseas and joes verdict (first of all the producer in charge of producing those should be fired, it was so hokey) and second of all why would they film Bobby waiting on the verdict? like who’s this guy? My point is he obviously jumped at the chance just to get airtime.

      • Chloe

        Great point. He also filmed those fake scenes house hunting with Nicole. He looked very uncomfortable doing it.

  • WaWaWaWHAT!

    Looks like this idiot is writing a bio for The Love Connection…TOO LATE take your ass back to the early 90s…

    • Chloe

      Hahaha. This is hysterical.

    • BeachSpin

      OMG…I had forgotten about that show!! That is HILARIOUS!!!

  • RonnieIsBack

    Unreal..waht a meathead.

  • Susan Thorne Zavagli

    is Hollywood calling………ring ring

  • Lisa Pat

    He is about as sexy as Ron jeremy… and even cheesier.

    • TopGear

      This is brilliant!

  • TopGear

    Bobby is busted…again. Thanks for making my day AATT. “Big Sexy,” well he at least got the “Big” part right….big head and big mouth.

  • Jack Reacher

    Bobby is such a tormented soul. Everyone in Colts neck knows he is a half black and half spanish boy adopted by rich and white parents. Instead of being actualized and humble though he acts as a privileged and entitled ninnyhammer. There is nothing more pathetic than to watch a man who was GIVEN it all in terms of love and riches be so poor in confidence and security. He should be content and happy yet it is obvious to all in Colts Neck that he is attention and fame starved because he considers himself odious.

    • roxie

      haha, was waiting for the adoption thing to be said…such a fraud

  • Jack Reacher

    And bobby…………..you can keep trying to take my comments down but that will not make you anymore italian. You are half black and half spanish and adopted. Stop with the Charade ; you are italian as much as Barack Obama. Be proud of your African heritage!!! You cannot know what you want in life UNTIL YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE !!!!

  • Lisa Pat

    Bobby is still a fraud.. but I did not like Jim’s comment towards Dina’s cute little butt. Shame on him for that punk move. I guess he doesn’t know who Tommy’s with. #GCF It’s lowdown to go after the only woman onstage without a man there behind her. But Booby is still a FRAUD

    • Jack Reacher

      Lisa, I love the Freudian slip……….Booby! Booby it is from now on! He really is a boob and he has two large man boobs. I cannot believe he has let his body go to hell and a hand basket! A few years ago he was about 30 pounds lighter and much more toned. All the partying has really aged him; he looks like he is 50 these days in the face with a fat man’s body. Time to hit the gym and get some sleep Booby!!! You want to be a TV star but then you let your body go to hell? You are the male version of Lena Dunhem- ewww booby!! Ew!!!!!

  • B737P

    For some reason, my gaydar goes off every single time I see this boob on the show. 100% of the time it’s gone off. Hmmmmm.

  • #FuckCiasulli #RealCuntsOfNJ

    What a jerkoff! “ass hat

    (plug reference)” he is …He’s the biggest
    adopted piece of shit I have ever met. An unappreciative little piece of
    crap that cant run a business for shit. That piece of Guinea trash
    should have been swallowed down his mothers cum dumpster of a throat,
    and any good part of him ran down her bagascia’s leg!