Teresa Giudice Can’t Play Dumb Anymore – Plea Agreement Revealed!

Posted on Oct 8 2014 - 1:03pm by BeachSpin

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When Joe and Teresa Giudice sat down with Andy Cohen after being sentenced to prison for numerous counts of fraud, viewers had varied expectations. “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” star was sentenced to fifteen months, and Joe was sentenced to three and a half years in federal prison, with Teresa reporting first, on January 5th.

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Part one of the Bravo interview was highly anticipated, and many viewers were holding out hope that criminal responsibility would be taken, and that clear admission of guilt, and even some genuine remorse would be expressed. If you listened carefully between the mumbles and the “whatevers,” Joe did come through with some grumbling admissions of guilt, however, Teresa failed miserably.  She only admitted to repeatedly not reading what she had signed because of her “trustworthy” nature, and shockingly even claimed a lack of understanding that potential prison time was a core part of the plea deal that she agreed to.  So not only does Teresa need a literacy test, but apparently so do her lawyers, advisers, and strategists. Hear that Wendy? When the subject of the prison sentence portion of the deal was approached by Cohen, Teresa pleaded ignorance mixed with shock.

“I didn’t understand that part. I don’t know, I thought my lawyer was going to fight for me, that’s what lawyers do. That’s why you hire an attorney, you put it in their hands. I’ve always followed their direction, I’m not trying to hide anything.”

The plea agreement is only twelve pages, and is littered with phrases such as Teresa Giudice understands, Teresa Giudice agrees to, and Teresa Giudice acknowledges. Teresa, as well as her attorneys would have had to have been blindfolded to not understand the nuts and bolts of the agreement.

Tre Giudice Plea section

I believe that Teresa’s coping strategy was to cover her eyes and ears, (lalalalalala) while dumping inwardly lazy and unrealistic expectations on her attorneys to weasel her out of prison time.  I wish she would just SAY that, instead of falling on the same, tired, slow intellect excuse.  No one is claiming that Teresa is bright, however she shouldn’t even be allowed to sign a cookbook with the dumb as rocks defense she is expecting us to believe.  Her advisers should inform her that her public is demanding honesty…and she should give it to them.

 

 

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  • twifan2

    She’s going to continue to play ‘dumb’ & lie, lie, lie til, during & after Jan 5th!
    Tre believes people are gullible. Guess Judge Salas wasn’t one of them! 🙂

    • WestCoastFeed

      Well, twi, Teresa fans are gullible. Some of them are blaming the attorneys and claiming she would have been better off with a public defender.

      • twifan2

        The same attorneys that last year her stans were saying ‘they are the best, attorneys out there, they’ll make sure she walks’ blah blah blah… These attorneys?!
        😀

      • Babson_Chick

        now that is just dumb – am sure the attorneys did their best – considering who their clients were – dumb & dumber crooks

        • WestCoastFeed

          They got her 15 months when she knew perfectly well that the sentencing guidelines read 21 to 27 months. She had great lawyers.

          • twifan2

            I agree! The attorneys had dumb, lying clients!
            PLUS IF Tre hadn’t been SO dumb & lied straight to the judge she would have gotten probation! :/

          • Babson_Chick

            Exactly – that’s just their way, always putting the blame on someone else

          • twifan2

            Hi Hi Babs! CHEERS! 🙂
            *phsst Babs, do you think Tre knows that it was Melissa all this time that broke into her house & got those docs?* 🙂

          • Babson_Chick

            LOL and I’ll drink to that!! Cheers sweetie!!

        • Marsbars09

          LOL! You tell em Babs!

          • Babson_Chick

            I try……. :-))

      • Marsbars09

        LOL! Really WCF? Tre’s defenders are just as stupid & ignorant as she is!

  • WestCoastFeed

    The interview was held the day after the sentence. So, I’ll cut her some slack for being overwhelmed, in shock and still heavily medicated. But at some point, some PR person or someone surely will convince that she MUST show some remorse in public and MUST acknowledge her guilt.

    • twifan2

      Or at least her attorneys tell her she’s making herself look DUMBER by going on with her ‘I didn’t know what I was signing’.
      Judge Salas MAY NOT look too kindly on that! 🙂

    • Birdie11

      That’s what I just don’t understand…I can understand the shock factor…however her advisers knew that some sort of post sentencing public statement was imminent. So why not teach her some 4th grade level statement acknowledging guilt and expressing remorse?? It would behoove her…I don’t get it.

      • Babson_Chick

        I don’t get it either but guess I’d be driving myself nuts trying to figure her out – so I’ll just have a little toddy and enjoy this beautiful day!! Cheers!!

        • Marsbars09

          LOL! Enjoy Babs!

          • Babson_Chick

            Oh I shall!!

          • Babson_Chick

            I shall – thanks!!! (not sure what happened to earlier post)

      • twifan2

        She won’t do it. She’s completely convinced that she did NO wrong. :/

        • Birdie11

          If a thoroughly polluted moral compass is the real problem here, a 15 month prison sentence is going to be a cakewalk compared to watching the potential fallout of that while raising those 4 girls.

          • twifan2

            I don’t think Juicy will ‘raise’ them tho. I think he’ll pass them off to his mother. Gia will be ‘in charge’ when she’s home.

          • Birdie11

            I mean Tre…after she gets back.

          • twifan2

            I still think those 4 girls are going to run amok even after Tre gets back home. She’ll be dealing with post-prison depression!

          • Birdie11

            Absolutely…my point was with no moral compass guiding them, they will be a horror show to raise.

          • twifan2

            OMG! Can you imagine Devil child Milania at 15! 😮
            RUN! Save yourselves! ;D

          • Marsbars09

            Girl I’d be running away from Milania as fast as my feet could carry me! LOL!

          • Marsbars09

            Twi, those girls are damaged more than we realize. :/

          • twifan2

            True. Sad, but true. :/

          • Marsbars09

            Agreed Twi. Joe is going to do his own thing and Milania will be the one manning the fort.

          • twifan2

            OMG! May God take pity on them…maybe not! ;D

    • Babson_Chick

      yes I believe that she was shocked cause she thought she could cry and act innocent but the Judge wasn’t buying her BS

      • WestCoastFeed

        The fact that she had booked appearances to be held just a few days after sentencing had me half convinced that she had good reason to think she was getting off with probation. Turns out it was just another instance of her delusional denial.

        • Babson_Chick

          Exactly!! Good points!! Question is – will she ever get over her delusion? (probably not in my lifetime)

          • Marsbars09

            Hi Babs! Nah, I think delusion is part of Tre’s personality.

          • Babson_Chick

            Hi there Mars!!!!!! You’re so nice cause I think her personality is 100% delusional. (wish we could get updates from the Big House)

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! I’d be interested to see how she’s faring in the big house.

          • Babson_Chick

            me too & that would be worth reading – I’m sure something will leak out

        • twifan2

          For JUST a mili-sec I thought that also-that she knew something.
          BUT it’s Tre, Trelusional Tre that we’re dealing with. That thought went out of my head fast! 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            Trelusional. Great nickname Twi!

        • twifan2

          Just read Tre’s ‘contrition’ article. :/
          “I wish I could do everything differently, But then again, maybe not’, Teresa said, still displaying a gleam of the boundless optimism …”

          *belch, burp*

          • Marsbars09

            What?! That girl is totally delusional!

          • twifan2

            That’s ‘our’ Trelusional Tre for you! 😀

          • Marsbars09

            Yep! LOL!

          • Babson_Chick

            what a dumb biotch

      • chacha1

        I Praise that Judge … thank Gawd she didn’t fall for the crocodile tears and the BS about her DAWTERS

        • Babson_Chick

          Yes!!! The Judge was smart enough to spot major BS from 4 ft away.

    • twifan2

      In the interview, Tre said that her mother said ‘she was a good girl’—BARF!
      Talk about adding more delusions to an already crap full personality! >(

    • Jennymckitty

      I hope so, WCF. Not everyone may agree, but Apollo did it better…except for the strip clubs.

  • chacha1

    I am sure the attorneys were relieved to be rid of those two

    • twifan2

      Not yet chacha. I think they have to wait til they both go to prison.

      • chacha1

        You are right about that and I also bet they will never get the rest of the money they owe them … bet old man Chicken Coop Guidice gave all his life savings to them until he died

    • Hi Chacha. I’m thinking the same. Not to mention they have clients that lie at every turn which creates surprises in the court room. Lawyers despise lying clients.

      • chacha1

        I hear ya Suess and that skank Convict Tre sure thought she was going to outsmart them and the judge with her lies … so glad she is going down for 15 months …. not long enough in my book though

        • RealitytvJunkie

          I agree. On the WWHL interview I was shocked that she still continued the charade. Even after the judge admonished them and her fingers were frozen.

          • LOL @ the frozen fingers reference.

          • chacha1

            Right? LOL ! the frozen fingers on those man hands that she was waving around and the nerves being numb up her arms .. she thinks the judge will watch that and give her a break because that is how stupid she is ….. and what about her false teeth … she was talking and I thought they would fly out at Andy … Jesse Jackson Jr. tried that chit and even went to the Mayo Clinic for his “nervous breakdown” The Feds waited and BOOM he is in prison now and his wife will go after he gets out

          • Raine Woman

            Hiya Doc! How long do you think until we hear about Teresa’s nervous breakdown that will delay her reporting to prison?

          • Birdie11

            She should have pulled out Dina’s yoga fingers move.

        • Right on! 15 months is NOT enough time for the bitch. She needs 5 years of hard time to wake the hell up.

    • Babson_Chick

      I think so too – they had to really work hard for the money (i.e. the large garish gold mirror, candlesticks, 50 lbs of real Eyetalian sausage, cookbooks, hair products,wine and various pieces of fake jewerly)

    • italiano bambino

      No more juicy farts to deal with

      • WestCoastFeed

        No more screeches from Tre.

  • chacha1

    Wonder who Convict Joe was playing to when he made his declaration about his 2 suits for $250.00 … what was that about ???… like I was going to say “Oh look poor thing he is being frugal after all” and I am also sure Milania Capone knew what was going on for a year now ….

    • That’s exactly what the sleaze bucket was hoping for.

    • WestCoastFeed

      Funny, Mens’ Wearhouse wans running commercials during the baseball game last night and I could swear that one of the male models was in that same suit, with the same shirt and tie as Juicy. The male model looked sleek and handsome in it. Juicy, well, not so much.

  • I think that considering the charges they were originally up against their lawyers did an amazing job. Had they not lied on the probation or was it pre-sentencing asset declarations she would probably have avoided prison altogether, so if not for her own actions the attorneys would have gotten the outcome she wanted. Also, I don’t believe she’s as dumb as she pretends, but at this point she really must have some sort of psychological disorder to be so delusional. I agree with the article that Joe shows much more contrition than she does, I do get a sense of regret and remorse from him, in his own goombah way.

    • twifan2

      I just can’t get pass his ‘It is what it is’ statement.
      idk…

      • Isn’t it funny that that started out as a profound Buddhist spiritual axiom, and now it’s just a filler phrase cliche like whatever or, you know. He is right though, they committed crimes, they are going to jail, that is what it is.

        • twifan2

          IKR! Sad it came to that-the phrase I mean, not the Juicys.
          BUT to me it seems like Juicy is saying ‘That’s the way of life I knows. & I don’ts knows hows to be an honest person’. :/

          • Yep, he probably thinks everyone does this but my “c u next tuesday” wife wanted to be on this stupid show so I got caught.

          • Babson_Chick

            more LOL!!

          • Babson_Chick

            LOL!!

  • Raine Woman

    I don’t think this is going to go away for Teresa. I read the plea agreement when it first came out, I read it again after her sentencing/WWHL interview. Putting all her lies aside about not understanding the plea included the possibility of prison time, this one condition of her plea sticks with me…

    “Teresa Giudice agrees that if the government determines that she has intentionally failed to disclose assets on that Financial Disclosure Statement, that failure constitutes a material breach of this agreement.”

    She did exactly that with her “glaring omissions” on the FDS and a “material breach” is no small thing..esp, to the government. It’s just my humble opinion but I’d bet somebody somewhere is taking notes and looking forward to Part 2 of her interview.

    • WestCoastFeed

      Vinnie Politan’s reaction to the interview, part one, was that he would have hauled her ass back to court. I’m with you, RaIne, I think part 2 will be very closely watched.

      • Raine Woman

        Good, it’s not just me!!!!

      • Marsbars09

        Oh my! I didn’t think the interview was that serious! I thought their sentence was a done deal no matter what they said after the fact?

        • twifan2

          Nope, Mars! AND apparently Tre doesn’t want to hear about that. She’ll learn soon enough if the judge has her hauled back in front of her!

          • Marsbars09

            Something tells me this “explosive” interview is going to be catastrophic for the stupid Giudices’. :/

      • Sadie Marie

        Perjury charges are a possibility?

        • twifan2

          The judge made a note of that at their sentencing Thursday. 🙂

        • WestCoastFeed

          Even the judge said she could be charged with perjury just from the errors and omissions on the financial documents. Then add in “I didn’t know what I was signing” in reference to the plea deal?

          • twifan2

            Haul her Trelusional arse back in front of the judge to add more time to the 15 months! 🙂

        • Tre’s Going to Prison

          I agree…but how can you charge someone with perjury who is certifiably Intellectually Disabled, like she is?

    • Tre’s Going to Prison

      Brilliant Raine!
      What an astonishing revelation of graphic stupidity… as well as an amazing inability to READ!

      • Raine Woman

        Hiya Tre’s!!!! You just can’t make up this kind of stupid.

        • Tre’s Going to Prison

          There is no true way to get around that simple fact!
          I can’t fathom that ANYONE could want to get paid ANY amount of money to be INTERNATIONALLY televised… deliberately displaying how damn ignorant she is.
          I am embarrassed for these two people. I can’t imagine what their children will be feeling about all of this in 10 years time!

  • twifan2

    Has anything been said about the IRS stepping in?
    Are they?

    • WestCoastFeed

      Has anyone been spotted digging in the chicken coop yet?

      • Babson_Chick

        lol, no but that’s a good idea. Watch out for Melissa – she might sneak back there. Have U noticed that Jac is back full force on twitter again (sure U have lol)

        • WestCoastFeed

          Jac was tweeting away about something having to do with the newbie twins. I think it is over something that will air on Sunday.

          • Babson_Chick

            I just remember where she was saying that she does not lie.

    • chacha1

      hmmmm good question

  • italiano bambino

    Anyone surprised by this bitch?????she’s been lying out her hairy forehead for years…

    • Marsbars09

      Nothing surprises me about Tre.

    • Babson_Chick

      hey bam!! Not surprised – am still shaking my head

  • Jennymckitty

    They are lucky their first interview was with Andy. He asked some of the expected but kind of tough questions but an actual journalist would have nailed them on follow up questions. Most journalist would have known that when they changed their plea, the court would have to ensure they were fully aware of the consequences. After Tre said that she had no idea she could go to jail, Andy should have asked how that was possible and brought up the facts about plea deals. That’s where he drops the ball..he goes snarky because he isn’t prepared. Unless she is prepared to be honest, she needs to steer clear of actual journalists.

    • Babson_Chick

      good points but I don’t think they’d let a real reporter or journalist interview them – Tre would throw a hissy fit at the first hard hitting question (I’d pay to see that BTW)

      • Marsbars09

        Hell, Tre & Joe would probably cancel the interview and walk out.

        • Babson_Chick

          for sure!! am thinking #2 interview will just be more of the same bullcrap

  • Marsbars09

    I can see how Tre signed docs that she did not comprehend. She signed whatever was put in front of her to get what she wanted. Whether that be material things or freedom she signed whatever would serve her purpose.

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi Mars! 🙂
      Tre luvs luvs luvs shiny, sparkly things. She’d sign anything that would get her those things. :/

      • Babson_Chick

        they probably even used a sparkly pen for her to sign with

      • RonnieIsBack

        I know I am surpirsed she didn’t dot the “I” with a happy face or a heart.

  • SDC

    I would love for some legal advisers to call her out publicly stating that they did go over it with her and she did claim she understand and how they don’t understand why she’s claiming to be so dumb when “she’s written” 3 cookbooks and then force her to reveal that someone else wrote it for her. We all know it’s true, it would just be nice for her to tell the truth for once. Spell “napalm” Teresa! It was in your blog!

    • Babson_Chick

      common sense or even good sense will never work with her – sad isn’t it

      • SDC

        she’s proof that common sense isn’t common anymore

        • Babson_Chick

          lol – not in her Jowsey Fairyland world

          • SDC

            She’s just a sad person.

          • Babson_Chick

            yes – sad but true

  • Babson_Chick

    Gotta say that I’ll miss Tre – – – she has so much for us to snark about and she just makes it so easy!

    • chacha1

      how about it !!!

      • Tre’s Going to Prison

        I’ve a strong feeling that Teresa Giudice is definitely the gift of snark reactions that will still be giving us fodder to comment on for quite a long time to come.

        • Raine Woman

          It’s not just Teresa, it’s the stans. Watching them implode is hysterical!!!

          • chacha1

            Haha Jailbird Joe bragging about his 2 fers ….. 2 suits, 2 shirts, 2 ties .FER ONLY $250.00 . freakin moron now is humble and frugal

          • Tre’s Going to Prison

            There aren’t words that can adequately describe this display of ignorance!

          • Tre’s Going to Prison

            Oh My GAWD! I cannot imagine!
            I am totally flabbergasted at reading and seeing what I have seen thus far, and I don’t do any other social media site stuff. It must be a truly disheartening display of ignorance!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes, the fans are a never-ending source of amusement.

  • shayvoe

    She can always say that isn’t her signature, because how anyone can get Teresa Giudice out of that scribble is beyond me. SInce when is there an “F” in the word Teresa? She’s even dumber than I thought.

    • Dana

      She’s not dumb just misguided.

      • shayvoe

        She’s dumb and a criminal, who chose to be a criminal…nothing misguided about that.

        • Dana

          Her husband gave her documents to sign and trusted those documents were legit. How is that dumb?

          • chacha1

            Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

          • Raine Woman

            You’re being rhetorical, right?

          • Tre’s Going to Prison

            Bless your Heart…you know you have to define what “rhetorical” means to Dana…Right?

          • Raine Woman

            Oh YOU do it….you’re so much better!!! 🙂

          • chacha1

            Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

          • Tre’s Going to Prison

            Dana, it was requested of me to define a word for you.
            The word is “rhetorical”.
            When this word is used in a proper sentence, it means that the person asking the question is not necessarily expecting an answer from the person that is being questioned. In this case, that would be YOU.
            It’s meant to cause you to think about what you are or have been saying. Sort of to spur you on to contemplate and inquire more of why you are saying something and of course to further be able to substantiate your view point/opinion.
            It’s many times used as a form of insult to another. But, if the person doesn’t actually know the definition of this word, they don’t realize they have been somewhat insulted.
            Oh well….

      • TartLemon

        Teresa has CHOSEN how to respond to the FACTS of this case. I read her plea agreement and I’m not even being affected in any way by it. Teresa knew what she was signing.

        • Ventgrandma

          exactly!!!!!!!

      • Tre’s Going to Prison

        So then, who IS the dumb one here…?
        It is HER for being so blasted ignorant or YOU for continuing to stand up for someone who is so blasted ignorant?

        • Dana

          You’re the ignorant one. You need to calm down, you’re far too vested.

          • Tre’s Going to Prison

            I am perfectly calm.
            Contrary to what you might think…one doesn’t need to get all hot and bothered to recognize what is intelligent speak or not.
            And beyond that, I would like to suggest that you might go back to school, complete your GED and then see about furthering your education at least to an AA degree in college studies.
            Then, reconciling your checkbook might be closer to balancing since your math mind might be better equipped to do most of the rudimentary math concepts (like adding, subtracting, multiplication AND division).

          • chacha1

            Oh Puleeeze, Dana cannot comprehend anything that is logical …. BTW HI Tre Going to Prison 🙂

          • Tre’s Going to Prison

            Pleasure to be sharing with you… with like minds!

          • chacha1

            😉 got your back !!!!

          • chacha1

            Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

      • chacha1

        hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • Ventgrandma

      Dumb as soup, she is.

  • Dana

    Teresa needs to sue her lawyers and appeal the sentence. Her lawyers charged her big bucks for nothing. They did nothing to help her.

    • WestCoastFeed

      They got her a 15 months sentence. She should be grateful.

      • Dana

        For a mother with 4 little girls, 15 months is like 15 years. It’s way too long. She’s going to jail for lying. Our government should be proud.

        • WestCoastFeed

          The government gets very testy over perjury. Just ask Martha Stewart.

          • chacha1

            Very True … you know WCF I am from Chicago and 2 governors are in prison (one just got out and his wife was dying but that didn’t matter) the other Gov Blago is in for 13 years.. and then who would have thought that the Rev. Jesse Jackson’s son and DIL would commit crimes when they had the Senate Seat inthe palm of their hands ….. 1 count each and JJ Jr. tried to play the mental illness card and that didn’t work with the feds .. bottom line the Feds waited and now he is in prison and his wife goes in 2-1/2 years when he gets out and they have young children … why do Tre and Jailbird Joe think they are so special ?hmmmmm

          • Tre’s Going to Prison

            It’s starting to look like they are “Special”.
            I hate to say it, but it really is looking like they are.
            What other explanation can there be?

          • chacha1

            sadly you could be right, hope not though

          • Tre’s Going to Prison

            Well, it’s better to think that in this/these case(s) that’s it’s an environmental issue of choosing somehow to not cherish education in a better light.
            Some people flaunt their lack of education as some kind of virtue. In this case, it’s clearly a major hindrance!

        • chacha1

          Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

        • Tre’s Going to Prison

          Holy Cow!
          At least go back to school to complete your GED!

        • DoneWithBravo

          Uhh, 1 of those little girls, I partially paid for with my NJ tax $$!!! She had the nerve not to pay the fertility clinic NOR the hospital that she gave birth in. Who absorbed that fee? The State of NJ! Much like the Manzos with their fat-sucking bills being absorbed by NJ……… Morons.

        • Norrth

          Lying was the means, theft was the end. She’s going to jail for THEFT/Fraud

        • Ventgrandma

          Lying on docs and to the court is a felony. Say it with me. FELONY. She has 4 kids, congrats to her for them being her daughters, but there are plenty of mothers that go to prison each day with year long sentences, so dismiss me what that she got kids and it’s too long mess.

      • Ventgrandma

        exactly, because if it was one of us normal folk, we will be in jail right now and have a longer sentence probably.

    • TartLemon

      This plea deal was combed over by the Prosecutor and Judges office before Teresa was even given the option to sign. Instead of wasting her time suing, Teresa should be devoted to finding the downsized lifestyle.

      If she waits long enough, the local Sheriff gladly will bring his own ‘moving crew’ to help. Of course, the Sheriff can only move the stuff as far as the curb in front of her house. There is no concern for personal artifacts, photos and such, and no delicately wrapping the stuff either.

      • Dana

        I usually come back on later after you wild ones have calmed down. She’s not going anywhere, she will come up with a payment plan and stay in that house until she’s good and ready to move or it sells.

        • Tre’s Going to Prison

          Yeah, okay…
          Just take another look at my comment a couple above from here ^^^^^.
          It still holds true!

        • chacha1

          Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • RonnieIsBack

      Tsk Tsk….not nice to spread lies…..Teresa…

      • Dana

        She unknowingly signed documents her husband gave her. She did not lie. Get over it.

        • Tre’s Going to Prison

          Okay Dana…
          Now take your index fingers and twirl them close to your ears in off-timed circles. Now, look in your mirror.
          That’s how many of us are looking at you, right about now.

        • chacha1

          Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

        • WestCoastFeed

          But she signed the plea deal where she admitted she was guilty of fraud. Was she lying when she signed the plea?

        • Tre’s Going to Prison

          Dana, you have to define what you mean by “unknowingly”.
          And come to think of it, so does Teresa!

        • DoneWithBravo

          So, Dana, Joe GAVE Tre the W2’s and falsified info wherein they stated that she had a fake job as a realtor, with a fake salary and she just signed it all without reading it? Sorry, but I don’t buy it! It takes some doing to come up with a job, the company name, the W2’s, etc……….., and I’ll bet my paralegal ass that the mtge company had NOTHING to do with that! She signed it all, KNOWINGLY, and begin this shit in 2001 (probably right after 9/11 when these scamartists knew it was ripe for the picking).

        • RonnieIsBack

          Hunny they don’t put you in PRISON and you don’t cop a PLEA to go to PRISON for just signing your widdle signature “unknowlingly” on a piece of paper.

          They were investigated FOR YEARS…

          She’s going to jail DESERVINGLY so.
          You get over it.
          and Have a Prison Free Day K?

        • Ventgrandma

          The law of the USA doesn’ care if you unknowingly signed a document. In their eyes, when she signed those papers, she agreed with what he document stated and every legal binding document states a disclosure stating what will happen if you signed the document illegally. She got caught. Plain and simple. She lied and committed a crime. Not a mistake, but a crime – a felony to be exact. So, you tell the US Government, the people that the Guidices screwed over to get over it and see what they tell you. They are the victims of the Guidces and you can bet on that.

      • chacha1

        Exactly and this Dana whack a doodle stalks me from website to website ….
        If I ever ran into her on the street I would make a mop out of her/him

        • Tre’s Going to Prison

          ChaCha, I’m bettin’ that if you looked at him/her sideways just once, you’d see his/her backside hitting the pavement in a real swift walk (if you catch my drift).

          • chacha1

            Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you’re funny !!!

        • RonnieIsBack

          I think it is Tre…
          chacha you know better than to feed the animals…

    • Tre’s Going to Prison

      Oh yeah, I suppose telling your client that if you sign this plea deal, you had better read the whole thing and take into consideration that you “May get Prison Time” (which is likely what they said). So in your mind, Dana, it should be considered poor counsel.
      Tell me, do you actually think that these fools have extra cash laying around that can be re-figured into paying for another lawsuit that they will likely lose? Do, please remember they still have an outstanding balance of $13.4 million still owing.
      What, are you nuts Dana? Seriously…you’ve got to stop drinking from the TG Koolaid pitcher…. It’s one thing to fake intelligence…lots of people do that a lot…case in point, your idols TG & JG. But it’s another thing altogether different to fake stupid.

    • chacha1

      Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • Norrth

      Well, her attorneys did keep her from going to prison for the next 30 years, so there’s that. I think they should be sickened at the thought that they helped her escape doing real time for her crimes.

    • Susie Whats Her Name

      If found guilty on all 41 counts, Teresa could have been sentenced to 50+ years. You do the math.

    • Ventgrandma

      Her Lawyers did their job. She pleaded guilty to a crime, what exactly else where they suppose to do? I swear some Teresa stans have blinders on them, when it comes to their worship of this woman. She’s a convicted felon now and forever, plus, since she agreed to the plea, she cannot appeal the sentence.

  • WestCoastFeed

    She has just lost another gig. The mall appearance in Indianapolis. They’ve replaced her with Carole Radziwill. Judging by their prices, it looks like the Milania Hair care product is about to go belly up. What happened to the gelato bars that were supposed to launch 2 days ago? If Teresa should happen to get another reality tv job, she had better be reconciled to the fact that no manufacturer is going to risk using her as a sponsor.

    • Wait???? Milania has freaking hair care products…are you serious….I can’t lol.

      • WestCoastFeed

        No, they do no belong to Milania. Teresa permitted the products to be named for Milania. She asked her fans to select a name and Milania is what her fans chose.

    • BuckJohnson

      Everyone is running away from her and she must be feeling it now. And her saying she didn’t understand is BS, playing dumb Teresa only makes you look more guilty there’s a reason why that judge decided to give you prison time instead of probation. It’s because you still didn’t get it and still tried to scam till the last minute.

      • Ventgrandma

        well she does love to push people away, especially when they don’t comply to her blessed will.

    • TartLemon

      The company will rebrand the same product with another face for promotion. IMO, Teresa was just the face with nothing to do with the company business.

      The ingredient(ces) aren’t any different than what you can purchase in shampoo/conditioner on the dollar aisle from Suave. Milania Hair Care is not innovative in any way. You pay for the face on the packaging.

      • WestCoastFeed

        Yep, they just need to sell off this stuff they have in stock first. And probably not a dime from it will go to Teresa.

      • chacha1

        can you say Dollar Tree !!!!

        • Ventgrandma

          it’s possibly. I saw Taylor from RHOBH book there.

      • michele

        I happen to love Malian products. And there are no pictures on the bottles I have. Just saying the product worked well for me.

    • Tre’s Going to Prison

      Poor thing….tut tut.

    • Ventgrandma

      Yep, companies and most peope do not like to be associated with a convicted felon. Teresa better recognize.

  • RonnieIsBack

    oooh we.. she just needs to suit up and take her hits like the wilderbeast that she is…

    • chacha1

      too funny WILDERBEAST !!!

      • Tre’s Going to Prison

        Yeah, I think that Teresa was maybe thinkin’ that she was some kind of honeybadger…initially.
        Teresa is clearly more like a dumcluck rooster that thinks it’s got it going on but is too ignorant to figure out that it’s actually clueless!

  • Tre’s Going to Prison

    Well, I suspect that Teresa will get street wise for prison etiquette and understanding of how things are done in short order when she starts her “vacay” at whatever Camp Cup Cake she goes to.
    If this CF pleads that she doesn’t understand what any amorous Bertha Buddy (BB) expects of her, I don’t think that her BB will give her a break and let her plead some stupid lame excuse for why she’s so ignorant. I don’t think any BB will care if she’s smart of not smart. At that point, I suspect that seniority might make the call.

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  • Pinky Pie

    Here’s the thing: if she really thinks “someone” signed her name to documents, why isn’t she going after that someone? Also, an honest, innocent person would have moved out of that house, already, and forfeited all of the junk she bought with stolen money. Teresa had her own real income, why didn’t she move out on her own into a rental until she could afford her own home? We all know the answer to that question, because she participated, fully, in those crimes. Teresa is a liar, that continues to lie. She doesn’t understand that no one believes her.

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  • Ventgrandma

    She still wouldn’t learn her lesson. In her mind, there is nothing to learn. She said she’s sorry, but saying sorry is not the same thing as being remorseful or even repentent and taking responsiblity. It’s always someone else’s fault with her. So, in my opinion, she did understand the plea agreement. Her signature is proof, because legal, that signature explains that you have read, followed, and understand what you’re about to sign. She’s just trying to deflect blame, as usual. Plus, Teresa is a liar and not as stupid as we all think. She knew the deal all along. Plus, she knew what she was doing when she added her signature to the papers that Joe put in front of her.