Saturday Funnies: Kim G’s Prison Rules

Posted on Oct 4 2014 - 8:47am by Trixie Felonabulous
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Convicted Felon * Thief * Liar * Felonlicious * Change of address coming soon--Alderson Federal Prison--prisoner # tbd (to be determined)

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Who is Adam guy? Didn’t Kim G. just celebrate her 90th birthday?

    • She Stinks!

      I don’t know why she tags him? He is a music producer/performer. He created singles for Tan Mom, Octo-Mom, and other Z list reality ‘stars’. Maybe Kim G is putting out a single? Yikes.

      • I wonder why she tags the Jack B guy, isn’t he a Trehugger?

  • Trippinhhard

    Too funny— KIM G is a trip, but um who beat Teresa up in the van (black eye) LMAO

    • Hahahaha! You’re hilarious.

      Morning Samra! 🙂

      • Trippinhhard

        Hey Dr. Happy Saturday its a beautiful day here

  • Collen

    No way did Kim G write “Intimate apparel v. Inmate apparel” Too clever. Kim G is like a pesky rash

    • Morning love. Happy Saturday! 🙂

    • Trippinhhard

      She is A rash that keep coming back, but she’s clever and well off

  • WestCoastFeed

    Kim G is still at it this morning–Here’s her comment about Bravo buying Tre’s furniture

    1 hour ago

    Pays for furniture????OMG!!They won’t even buy u a Lollipop!

    • Marsbars09

      Hi WCF! I just posted a comment about how Granny needs to STFU!
      Also, I wanted to share with you a sentiment we both had. RHNJ is over for me. I’m done with it now that the felons have been sentenced. The petty nonsense that’s going on the show is irrelevant. I’ll probably watch the reunion, but other than that-dunzo!

      • WestCoastFeed

        Hi, Mars. I’ll be following Teresa until she reports to prison. Other than that, I’m also through with NJ. The new cast members and the story line are just too distasteful.

        • Marsbars09

          I’ll follow Tre’s journey to prison too. I wonder how or if she’ll hold up til’ Jan. 5?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Incredibly she has appearances scheduled soon. One Oct 8th and another Oct 10th. She must be desperate for money.

          • Marsbars09

            Again, I don’t see how she does it.
            Speaking of money, weren’t the Giudices’ supposed to forfeit $200,000 each upon their sentencing?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes, they were. I’d also like clarification on the fines and restitution part. It may be that there will be another hearing to set up the repayment plan.

          • twifan2

            Hi Hi WCF! 🙂
            Stacy gave me this link the other day. There are some answers on restitution. It’s a start.
            http://www.justice.gov/usao/nj/restitution.html

          • WestCoastFeed

            Thanks, and I am pretty sure it was Stacy who said there would probably be a restitution hearing

          • twifan2

            Yes, I’m thinking in a couple of weeks. :/

          • twifan2

            I do know this much:
            Tre has to serve two years probation following the completion of her term and fined her $8,000.
            Juicy 41 months. They have to pay $414,000 in restitution.

        • twifan2

          LOVED judge Salas & her assessment of Tre during the sentencing! 🙂
          Judge had Tre’s #! 🙂
          ‘Salas said she was troubled that such a savvy businesswoman would claim not to know that she had to provide basic financial information to probation officers. ‘

  • Marsbars09

    Seriously, Kim Grannypants needs to STFU. She needs to be careful about rejoicing in other people’s misfortunes because it could happen to her one day. I’m sure she has skeletons in her closet too.

    • WestCoastFeed

      But that’s what makes Kim G such fun. She doesn’t care how it looks. And she is as rich as Croesus.

      • twifan2

        I’m wondering if Kim G will pay a visit to Tre while Tre’s ‘at college’? 😉
        How are the TreHugger this lovely day, WCF?

        • WestCoastFeed

          They are still praying. When they aren’t occupied with scolding gloaters.

          • twifan2

            :/
            Same old, same old then. 😀

    • jane

      Yup. Her obsessive tweeting isn’t just being snarky. It takes shadenfraude to a whole different level. And the constant flaunting of “her” wealth, which she got from her husband (she didn’t earn it herself). Well clearly, especially in Grannypant’s case, money does NOT buy class. Happened to see her in a mall one time years ago. Her behavior to the counter girl was disgusting. She is a nasty piece of work. Um, Michael Lohan. No need to say more.

      • BaybeK8s

        Thanks for answering my question. Apparently, Kim G. was always that way and hasn’t gotten any better over the years. “Michael Lohan” said it all.

    • BaybeK8s

      Hi Marsie, I agree she is doing a bit too much. Could Bravo be paying her to be on the sidelines stirring the drama or is this really her?

      • Marsbars09

        From what I’ve read from Jane, a fellow poster, I think this is the real Kim we’re experiencing. I don’t think Bravo gives a damn about Kim G.

  • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿
    • twifan2

      Hi Hi T-Lily! 🙂
      Yes, but Tre was horrible to her back then when Tre thought herself numero Uno! 😀

      • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

        Tre is pretty much horrible to everybody, but yeah she was particularly nasty to Kim G.
        We all knew Kim was like this. No one can say they’re surprised. She made it no secret that there was no love loss between her & Tre.

      • BaybeK8s

        Hi Twi, I was wondering what you had up your sleeve for today’s “Sat. Funnies” as usual you didn’t disappoint. Great job!!!!

  • Raine Woman

    I’ve been on pins and needles waiting to see what you would come up with for the Saturday Funnies. You don’t disappoint, twi!! Gotta love Kim G for telling it like it is!

    • twifan2

      I’m kind of surprised Danielle hasn’t twitted that much about Tre?! :/
      Saving it maybe for Jan 5th? :/

      • Marsbars09

        I think Danielle is showing some kind of class for not wallowing in the Giudices’ misfortune. Kim G, with as much money as she has, has no class.

  • Anne Mckinney-page

    Kim G. A VALUELESS hag… who DESPERATELY seeks to still be relevant. I feel sorry for her son. He has suffered a lot… while she sought fame/infamy.

  • jane

    I think it’s funny how people keep saying she’s rich when really, all she did was marry rich. Yeah, she has money. So what. Saw her in action at a make-up counter awhile back. She was loud, nasty and thought who she was. Talk about someone who tries to throw “her” wealth in people’s faces and her weight around. Ugh. Kim Grannypants is one of the most classless human beings I have ever come across.

    • Marsbars09

      I believe you Jane.

  • SMH. Kim G. Still fucking bitter because she was called a grandma on a strip pole. when it was damn true. Whoops I cussed..but it’s true. Like it’s not even the fact that she was older on the strip pole..she just looked sad and thirsty…like she does now. I’m gonna have to have a long time out with damn Kim G. if she keeps going..but I expect this to fade out because no one really cares about Kim G. lol.

    • Marsbars09

      I couldn’t agree with you more Lola. Kim looks A LOT older than her actual age and she did look ridiculous swinging from that stripper pole during season 2.

  • BaybeK8s

    Happy Sat. AATT family. I had forgotten about Kim G. I checked her twitter. She has been going hard on Tre and Joe since March. I fell out laughing at her calling Juicy Barney Rubble. One thing for sure…she may be considered old but, her memory is not gone. She threw all of Tre’s insults back at her with a dash of Tabasco for good measure.

  • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

    Does anyone think any of Tre & Juicy’s current or former cast-mates will do interviews, or maybe even write books about the Giudices?
    Or maybe even some of their ‘friends’ or neighbors? Since they were never on Bravo’s payroll & there is no possible confidentiality clause?

  • Barbra

    I’m certainly no fan of the Giudice’s but this old biddy needs to STFU and go away. Her 15 minutes are over!

  • itsjustme

    Maybe I’m in the minority here, but I happen to get a good laugh out of Kim G’s tweets.

  • Babson_Chick

    love it – thanks for the laughs! Teresa acted so high & mighty but she should get over it after her “going away” trip.

  • equinox2009

    I realize this is meant to be amusing BUT KIM GRANATELL IS A PIECE OF S$IT!!!!!!!!

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