Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Gators & Haters [Episode 11]

Posted on Sep 29 2014 - 1:53am by BeachSpin

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When we last left “The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” the Jersey sludge was about to hit the fan during a cast vacation in Boca Raton, Florida. As I anticipate the potential bloodbath, my mind drifts to fond memories of skirmishes past. There has been a table flip, yanked extensions, a religious themed brawl, a reunion shove, and my personal favorite, a Joe vs Joe midget wrestling match, where no one left the scene without smears of “Bald Be Gone” on their person. While that episode would seem hard to beat, I have faith in this low class bunch, especially with a filthy closet skeleton thrown in for good measure.  We open with all of the girls chatting about their day..they plan to visit an alligator park, and buzz around the Everglades. The twins are dressed like they are going to a Jersey nightclub. They arrive at the park, cuddle some baby gators,  jump on the air boats, and take off. Those boats are FUN, and I am jealous. They spot a gator and the twins shriek in nasal squeals, which I didn’t even know was possible.

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We cut to Teresa drawing with four year old Audriana, and in between Teresa’s brain piercing squeals, Joe strolls in and shares a nice text of support from Chris Laurita. Teresa lets us know that Jacqueline has been sending her ‘textis,’ reads one out loud, and struggles a bit with the harder words. Teresa is touched, but is worried that she can’t trust Jacqueline, and we are reminded of a tacky past reunion moment between the two.

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Jacqueline and Chris are working with Nicholas, and she shares that there are good days and bad days.  She explains that although Teresa hasn’t really been a supportive friend through the trials with Nicholas, she still likes her, and that they used to be like sisters. Nicholas works hard to read and say, “I love you daddy,” and it is heart melting. Jacqueline’s struggle is real, and I hope that being on this train wreck of a show doesn’t set her back.

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The breakout star of the year, Jim Marchese, and his wife Amber are packing to hit the crap fest down south, and Amber is excited to celebrate her clean bill of health. The Victoria Gotti rumor is mentioned..GASP!..and Amber vows to leave it alone. They both hope for a nice trip, which I find hilarious.

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Kathy and Rich are at their home construction site, and Rosie makes an appearance. A Jonas brother is their project manager, and that discovery is beyond random. We see Rosie in full makeup and she looks pretty.  She seems unhappy, and Kathy thinks that she needs to work on her self worth. Kathy is a sweet sis, and seems to enjoy doling out sage bits of life wisdom to us all.

Joe Gorga and Bobby have arrived in Boca and are chilling in the pool. Upon Nicole’s arrival, she and Bobby shove their tongues down each other’s throats, and jump in the pool together. I guess the nauseating display was supposed to convince us all that their romance is oh so real. Next, there is Jersey JOY to be had, because Jim and Amber are here! They walk in, and everyone fakes happiness that they have arrived, except Bobby who doesn’t hide his disdain for Jim’s star power. Nicole is dressed like a member of the Senior Pussycat Dolls.

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The Giudices are on a family visit to Joe’s brother Pete’s house, and we see Franco and Filomena, Joe’s parents, and the rest of the gang. We all know that Franco has since died, and I think Bravo wants us all to be reminded of Giudice family heartache. The Wakiles are also gathering for dinner, and Rosie is soaking in some much needed family love. Rosie shares her thoughts about God’s plan for her life, and that she and Ellen have broken up. Everyone wants love and happiness for sweet Rosie. Back at the Giudice dinner, Teresa remarks that everyone knows not to ask any questions, which sounds like an effective, denial inducing strategy. They banter about God, family, making mistakes, setting examples…no mention of taking responsibility. Filomena expresses that they are all her life, and Joe looks as if he is about to cry. Teresa smiles as if she doesn’t know what they are talking about, and doesn’t ask any questions.

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Bobby starts out his evening in mature fashion by making a foolish face behind Jim’s back. Dina, draped in a purple monstrosity, and Amber are chatting by the pool, and Dina fills her in about almost spilling the dirty secret to the twins. Amber assures her that she’s known about this tasty tidbit for simply forever, and that her lips have been sealed since that epic lunch with Vicky. Amber confesses her past crap stirring past, and announces that she is now a reformed blabbermouth. Nicole wants to pretend that she’s in Hawaii, (huh?) and she and Bobby engage in an extremely awkward and telling cuddle on the couch.

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Meanwhile, Jim is teaching “Romance 101” while sticking up for Nicole, and even TerESSa seems impressed. The drunk twins are a rapt and slurring audience. Nicole thinks Jim is trying to get under Bobby’s skin, but is making some good points.  It works like a charm, and sucker Booby Bobby storms off in a huff, while Nicole chases him down. Bobby finally says something intelligent, and calls Nicole stupid. He scampers like a scared bunny into a bathroom, while Jim explains to his attentive harem that Bobby is a good man, but needs to grow up, admit his need for Nicole, and see his kids more than once every two weeks. Jim then casually remarks that he isn’t going to repeat the family rumor that Bobby has shared with him. Whoops! I’m sure THAT just SLIPPED out! Amber tries to shut it down, and is upset that Jim is dredging up the smut. Dina works hard to make herself relevant, and she fails.

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Amber turns on the waterworks, and Dina jumps to release her mad zen skills to calm her down. TerESSa tells Nicole to…wait for it…SHUT UP…and Nicole turns on the gaspy tears. TerESSa is about to unleash her inner Jersey trash thug…she is pointing, squinting, and her accent is getting thicker. Jim then ups the ante and drops the bomb that Bobby has been boinking some chick in his condo the whole time he has been dating NicoleJoey and Mel are beginning to think that maybe a couple of felons in the family isn’t so bad, and Joey is actually grinning.

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Amber and Nicole are seen loudly coaxing Roberta out of his safe place, while Jim smirks into his cocktail. TerESSa slurs the classic “I’m done!,” then threatens to sick her mobster wannabe husband on Jim, who tells her to bring it on. Joey manages to stifle his delight long enough to school Jim on his manners, then calls him a bitch in his talking head. I believe that’s the one crouched by the toilet. Bobby finally comes out, shirt unbuttoned, chains a flashing, and does his best to transform from pansy to badass. Amber blubbers to Jim, Dina blubbers to Bobby, and TerESSa raps it up by screeching for Bobby to grow some balls.

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Jim is still fresh as a daisy, and cool as a cucumber, straight out of a Miami Vice episode.

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We wrap it up in Boca next week..see you then!

 

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  • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

    I bet Tre’s lawyers would love to tape her mouth up like that little croc. Actually Tre looks a bit like that reptile after too many summers down the shore.

    • chacha1

      BWA HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA she does look like a reptile and also very close to a gargoyle …..

  • DLister

    I have to say, I feel horrible for Nicole. I’m also around her age and single; I don’t care how rich a guy is I would never allow myself to be treated like something disposable. Nicole deserves to be treated much much better by a decent guy and I hope she finds it.

    • twifan2

      Sounds like YOU know better, DLister! Good for you! 🙂

      • DLister

        Thank you very much. Although I am highly desirous of a meaningful romantic relationship, I am not desperate for one. I have a great life I created and I cherish it, it’s too special to share with just any guy. I’d rather remain independent and spend time with my friends and family than be with a dude just to be with a dude! If that makes any sense. I think Nicole has an awesome, exciting career and a close knit family, plus I think she’s a great looking woman. She has a lot to offer and doesn’t need to settle for an egotistical manwhore.

        • twifan2

          I think it basically what is at the core of a person-imo.
          You are secure in yourself. And you give respect & expect it back in return. 🙂
          Good for you! Enjoy life! There’s someone out there with your look & zeal on life! 🙂

          • DLister

            Big hug to you, lovely! I really did find myself strongly feeling empathy for Nicole as it appeared to me that she was being humiliated by this guy. I wanted to protect her from that pain.

          • twifan2

            Her sister should have taken her outside, away from all that. Deenzer was useless! :/

        • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

          Good for you D. Of course Nicole wants what everybody else has, who doesn’t want to have a partner? Someone to share things with & go through life with, but that being said. I would rather be alone than to have to lower my standards just to have a “man” in my life. Not worth it to me. There is not substitute for quality.

    • chacha1

      Bobby is really a douche …. however, he does bring some drama to the show otherwise that show is a snooze fest with Dina and Jacqueline

      • twifan2

        chacha, can you tell me why exactly Bobby was ‘hiding’ in the bathroom with the lights off? o.0

        • chacha1

          well he reverts back to childhood and what he knows best … spanking frank

          • twifan2

            😀 LOL
            Ok. at least he wasn’t just lying in the tub. 😀

          • chacha1

            he was probably doing both 😀 …. that guy is really scary and shouldn’t be on any fire department ….

          • twifan2

            How he even passed the department’s exams is beyond me!
            Bobby reminds me of this.
            ‘I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him…..’ 😀

            http://i.imgur.com/GRQnfHd.gif

  • Jennymckitty

    Well, last night I saw something I’ve never seen before…a grown man acting like a middle school mean girl. I can’t believe that this is what he has been tweeting about nonstop. I would be embarrassed. In fact, if he were my daughter I’d ground him and take away his cell phone.

    • chacha1

      and this is worth watching now …. they are always showing the women to be bitches but these dirtbags are worse …. hopefully someone with also beat the chit out of Joe Gorga just for being ugly !!!

  • nycgirl

    Jim is a little worm with a Napolean complex. I have a hard time believing he is Italian.

  • chacha1

    This show is now worth watching with these skanky guys ….. and please Bravo what is up with that hosebag Dina … she fits in NO WHERE ……….. Bobby is a egotistical moron who takes slefies of himself on accident scenes and is running around NJ with his Bunker Gear, those of us in the fire service call guys like him SPANKS ….

    • twifan2

      BUT get rid of Mel & Joey! OMG, they were as boring as Deenzer! & pot-stirring like no one else’s business!
      Tre’s boo-hooing was sickening! She’s trying to milk it for all it’s NOT worth!

      • chacha1

        ITA I forgot about Melissa because she is really a nothing to think about … she and that hobo clown faced husband could disappear but after Joe Gorga gets his ass beat down real good

        • twifan2

          Can Joe Gorga get any more steroid buffed?! Jeez!

          • chacha1

            he and Melissa are also greasy and smelly looking and I hope he doesn’t do the hump dance next week …

          • twifan2

            OMG NO! My tv screen couldn’t take that! >(
            At least we don’t have to endure those 2 much right now. 🙂

  • chacha1

    Amber talks like she is tooting a horn with that mouth and there is something off with her face. is it the eyes are cocked and too big or is her nose too big for her mouth …. eeeke she is one fugly bitch

    • twifan2

      AND the woman can’t act!
      What was with Deenzer supposedly looking after Nicole when she’s in the other room being nosy. She just has to see, listen to what’s going down! :/

    • Birdie11

      And WHY do her.talking heads look like she has swallowed something radioactive?

      • chacha1

        hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

      • twifan2

        Maybe she’s drinking some Felonellini?

        • Birdie11

          Makes ya glow from the inside out.

          • twifan2

            It’s Tre’s secret ingredientce-Uranium. 😉

          • chacha1

            ingredientseses and Ukranians

          • twifan2

            With a ‘Norwegian’ blowing her away! 😀

  • WestCoastFeed

    Bravo, this is absolute trash. These people are not worth watching and Jim Marchese is the worst of the bunch. Pfui.

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi WCF! 🙂
      Actually WCF, I’d rather watch JimBooB rant, than the Tre ‘luv fest’ Bravo keeps shoving down my throats. >( UGH!

  • twifan2

    Does anyone else think the family dinner with the Wakilies was more ‘real, sincere’ than the Giudices’?

    • chacha1

      I do think it was more sincere as Rosie does struggle with having a loving relationship and I absolutely love the Wakile kids …. Victoria has overcome 2 brain tumors and that boy is soooooooo handsome and polite

      • twifan2

        I kind of got grossed out with the Giudices men making the joke that their father should sire a boy with one of their wives! eeeewwwww
        I hope I heard it wrong! ugh

        • chacha1

          No you heard it right and then someone suggested he get a younger woman …. was it him???

          • twifan2

            I was choking on my sprinkle danish when I heard them start with the comments, so I didn’t catch the later part! 😮
            But, I bet it was him! :/

          • chacha1

            Speaking of ‘sprinkles’ should we all send Tre some sprinkle cookies when she goes to prison LOL

          • twifan2

            ONLY if we can Mel to make them for her! OR better ones from Kathy! 🙂

          • chacha1

            Tre was really a moron with that whole cookie thing …. here she has a few little girls and Mel sends over Sprinkle Cookies so instead of giving them to the girls or the dog for that matter she throws them away screaming that she only likes pignoilli cookies and her man hands were flying all over the place while she screamed about it

          • twifan2

            Those hands of hers! I was mesmerized by them during that scene! 😀
            AND all that bull crap about her ‘forgiving’ during her bubble head speech…phft

      • twifan2

        Now their son is going to be a real jewel for a woman when he gets older!
        Hope he stays away from Tre’s girls! >(

    • BeachSpin

      They didn’t have that giant elephant to tiptoe around!!

      • twifan2

        Juicy wasn’t invited? 🙁

      • WestCoastFeed

        No, Kathy’s mom came right out and called the elephant an elephant. No tiptoeing from her.

  • chacha1

    I am getting sick of these Housewives shows with these animals, they are either kissing alligators, snakes, horse’s ass, and wasn’t Kim from RHOBH kissing a monkeys ass or something like that when they were in Puerto Rico

    • twifan2

      I’m sick of them wearing those stupid heels, shoes when they’re out cavorting! >(
      Just waiting to see one of them break their ankle! DUMB!

  • chacha1

    Does anyone wonder why Ashley’s face wasn’t shown on that episode, it shows her hugging her mother Jacqueline but did not show her… just a caption that said it was Ashley .. hmmmmm

    • twifan2

      Guess it was a spontaneous moment for them? The cameraman didn’t set it up.

    • Birdie11

      Her ugly flowery hallelujah jersey was so distracting, I forgot to care.

  • Birdie11

    I don’t feel sorry for any of these clowns. Jim has a skeeze factor for sure…but he is the ONLY one of the newbies who has played the show…and not allowed it to play him.

    • chacha1

      great observation and I totally agree

    • twifan2

      He doesn’t give a crap! 😀

  • chacha1

    I think I got it now after looking at Amber’s picture for a while …. she and Jacqueline look exactly like MR. POTATO HEAD

    • twifan2

      It’s their eyes! 🙂

      • Birdie11

        Gif pleeeeeaaassee???

        • chacha1

          Birdie LOL can you deny it … hahaha loook a minute at Amber and Mr. Potato Head jumps out at you

          • Birdie11

            I am NOT denying it…far from it…especially Jac with her tater shaped noggin. I just want Twi to bring it to life!

          • chacha1

            LMAO

        • twifan2
          • Birdie11

            Awww…love them.

          • chacha1

            OMG Yes that looks like Amber and Jac hahahaaaaaaaaaa

  • chacha1

    Kevin Jonas sure looked like an angry bird, could be his needy and nasty bitchy wife and his drugged out brothers took his career down …..now he is building houses …. I hope he does well as he was very very popular at one time and every little girl and tween had his picture on their wall

    • twifan2

      He’s better off away from them then.
      He can stay away from his wife over at the Wakilies too.

      • chacha1

        true, I remember when he and his wife Danielle had their own show and he had an opportunity to make some serious money but had to leave and go to California and she had a hissy fit and wouldn’t let him go ….

        • twifan2

          Why didn’t she go with?

          • chacha1

            They were on vacation with some of her family and she didn’t want him to go and leave her. I have no idea why she didn’t go with him but she said no and he stayed … and he wasn’t happy about it .. then the show did not get renewed and he is an apprentice with house construction and looking angry when Rosie recognized him

          • twifan2

            I don’t blame him for being angry then!
            I thought he was part owner of the construction company?

          • chacha1

            part owner of a construction company and I think he is getting a degree in architecture or something like that , I watched the reality show and he was the most likeable of his brothers and he sure put up with alot with his crabby needy wife ….

          • twifan2

            Was there something about her not really being pregnant, but used a surrogate? Maybe not them, they all blend together now for me. o.0

          • chacha1

            well she looked pregnant in the pictures on google

          • chacha1

            (I C&P’d this from US Weekly)
            Funny how he has built a few homes over the years but he hasn’t lived in any of them…. The home he had in Denville is part of a development not owned by him and the house he downsized to was built many years ago. I don’t understand how a person without a degree in construction science or architecture can all of a sudden be a builder of luxury homes. he may just be lending his name to the true builder because he has a famous name and was famous for singing and playing a guitar…who wouldn’t want to say their house was built by Kevin Jonas…it’s like how Trump lends his name to just about anything in real estate.

          • twifan2

            Thanks chacha for the info! 🙂
            Clear on his background more now.
            I do hope he does get some sort of degree! Be a REAL contractor, architect.

          • WestCoastFeed

            It’s the Jonas Werner Construction company.

    • Chloe

      This is a good observation. His appearance was random. I was thinking the same about how he looked. I guess building homes is what he has to do to keep the lights on.

  • twifan2

    Ok, I have to say I’d rather watch JimBooB & the mess go down in Florida, than watch/hear any more of Tre’s ‘unfortunate’ situation!

    • WestCoastFeed

      For the first time, I really felt sorry for Amber being married to that worm.

      • twifan2

        She should have dragged his sorry butt out of there!

        • WestCoastFeed

          Yes, she tried. But there was no stopping him. Talk about breaking the “girl code!” Joe Gorga was right, he was being a bitch.

          • twifan2

            At least he seems to take the twins down a few notches. :/

          • WestCoastFeed

            Bobby is the one he was after. Why? I don’t know, maybe he blamed Bobby for the strap on story.

          • twifan2

            Who do you think isn’t telling the truth about what Bobby talking to JimBooB about the twin’s family? Did JimBooB lie about that? Or is Bobby lying that he told ever told JimBooB?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Honestly, I don’t care. I have no doubt that Bobby gossiped to Jim about the Napolitano family. Men gossip as much, if not more, than women.

          • twifan2

            West, can you explain to me how Rosie & Kathy’s mom is related to the Giudices or is it the Gorgas? I’m confuddled.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Kathy’s mom is Papa Gorga’s sister. In fact, she and her husband sponsored him so he could immigrate to America.

          • twifan2

            And that’s who she hasn’t spoken to in years?

          • WestCoastFeed

            That family feud was originally between Papa Pierri and Papa Gorga over the sale of the Pierri shoe repair business to Gorga. The men didn’t speak for over 10 years. I think the feud was settled for a time since Kathy and Teresa were close for many years. But, it appears that Papa Gorga got mad again at Kathy’s mom when Kathy joined the show.

          • twifan2

            I thought Tre was a ‘forgiving’ person? 😀
            Ok, got it now. Thanks West! 🙂
            Papa Gorga must be so proud of his daughter. :/

          • Jennymckitty

            I think that the gossip Jim heard from Bobby was the twins father was in jail. Jim was also mentioned that their relatives are involved in organized crime.

      • twifan2

        Why did they even go to Florida?
        Bobby seemed so out of place there. He made me uncomfortable!

        • WestCoastFeed

          I think he and Rino had already been in Florida for a few days for a golf tournament.

          • twifan2

            So Rino dumped him to face the ladies alone?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Who knows. For some reason Bobby decided to go, maybe producer pressure.

          • twifan2

            Or he wanted the screen time?
            Bobby just make me ill-at-ease. He looks clumsy.

      • Chloe

        Amber & Jim appear to have the most stable relationship on the show imo.

    • Chloe

      I agree with you. Jim actually brought life back to this sorry show.

  • twifan2

    LOL Next week’s episode has Tre & Juicy planning a ‘getaway’ to New York! 😀
    PLEASE let that be a glimpse into their ‘getaway’ come Thursday!

    • WestCoastFeed

      There were tweeted pix of that getaway last winter. I remember them. I think it took place before the plea deal, however.

      • twifan2

        And now Bravo is making it look like it’s after their pleas on March 4th. :/

        • Raine Woman

          And there’s your excellent point of the day, twi!
          🙂

          • twifan2

            Why they trying to confuddle me, Raine? 🙁
            TY! 🙂

          • Raine Woman

            They can try…..but you’re twi…..they’ll never succeed!

          • twifan2

            *hands Raine a sprinkle cookie with extra sprinkles*
            Thank you Raine! 🙂

      • Raine Woman

        West, your memory is like a steel vault!

  • Raine Woman

    If the term “going to college” is secret Jersey code for “adults going to Prison”, is telling a kid they’re going to end up “boarding school” secret Jersey code for “Juvenile Detention Center?”

    Just one of the things I wonder about… 🙂

    • twifan2

      Excellent point, Raine.
      Sad, but I hope not true for those girls…
      Not holding my breathe tho.

    • Chloe

      Ha! Milania will run Juvie. Little bad ass.

      • twifan2

        Tre could be HER wife then! 😀

    • Trippinhhard

      I spill my coke at your comment. LOL

  • Chloe

    Great recap. Last night’s episode was comical at best. I could not stop laughing at how Jim Marchese baited these drunken low IQ people into the meltdown that led a grown man (size only) to hide in a bathroom. Last night showed me how spoiled Bobby really is. He’s a rich kid that resorts to tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants.

    • BeachSpin

      TY Chloe…you and I think alike…Jim played them all like a violin, and I found it hilarious.

      • twifan2

        That’s why I think Bravo will have him at the reunion show(s) despite what the other women say! He’ll bring the drama! 😮

        • BeachSpin

          YES! Without breaking a sweat! :-0

          • twifan2

            I wonder what he knows about Deenzer! 😮
            They’d be scared, plenty scared if he shows up! THAT I’ll watch! 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            Oh, he has already been tweeting about what the reunion is going to reveal. They haven’t even taped the reunion yet, but he knows what is going to be said. “Pizza, Pizza.”

          • twifan2

            Bravo’s going to put a muzzle on him tout suite! 😀

          • WestCoastFeed

            Does he really think he can control what the producers decide to air?

          • twifan2

            He thinks he does, therefore he believes he can. 😀

    • Tell it, Chloe!!!!!

  • Trippinhhard

    I want to be a Kathy’s mom house for dinner..they are honest and sincere.
    I also enjoyed seeing Juicy with his family, but they are a different crowd, they all knew at that table that JOE and Teresa are guilty as sin..but watching his father cry was touching, knowing he’s dead.. They do have it on camera, some living memories…. Wow they only have girls in that family… Purify child from hell—telling him 16, is when she dating..she’s always been a hands full….. The rest was too long and drawn out… Jim and Amber —something about Amber’s mouth is off—don’t beat me, but I can’t stand to watch her speak…
    Mel, Dina n the twins—-snooze fest

    • twifan2

      The FOOD at Kathy’s mom must be incredible! 🙂

      • Trippinhhard

        It sure looks that way and her mother always has something positive to say…

        • twifan2

          IF she were Tre’s mom, I don’t think Tre would be in as much troubles as she is now.

          • Trippinhhard

            Her value system would be different…
            One can see the difference in the raising of the cousins, SIL m
            Teresa just thinks she’s right about everything and everyone is jealous of her, and the life she stoke for…

  • Wonderful Recap! I felt really bad for Amber in this situation. I felt bad for Nicole in the situation but I think she is an idiot for chasing after Bobby like she does. It seems like Jim got a few drinks in him and totally forgot the whole “Speech” he gave Amber back at the house about avoiding the drama. She was really trying to be the peace maker last night. , and I could actually see it. I still think she is annoying at times, and she can be fake as hell. Yet I could see her frustration last night.

    Bobby & Jim were acting like 2 little boys who were upset about their fav video game. The fact Bobby locked himself in that damn bathroom proved that he is that spoiled little rich boy everyone is saying he is..then Jim sitting there spilling all those beans like a gosspy little girl. it was just such a mess. It was just a bad situation. Then Thing one and Thing two (Dina and Melissa) sitting back and watching like they have no idea what is even going on…ugh just a mess.

    • Trippinhhard

      Dina is zening and Melissa is happy it’s not her.

    • Chloe

      I’m seriously starting to think the whole thing of Gotti telling Teresa / Amber-Teresa telling Dina – Dina telling or trying to tell Nicole was staged. These shows thrive on tension & gossip so the producers have to bring in people and situations to create highly charged confrontations.

      • Anne Green

        IMO this entire show and the twitter wars between cast members is staged. Let’s face it, this franchise is in the trash. The entire topic this season has been “did Rino sleep with his MIL”. Who cares if he did or he didn’t. This is the best that Siren/Brave has to offer with this show.

        • RealitytvJunkie

          If it was all staged, it would not shock me in the least bit. Reality TV has hit an all time low with this storyline but it’s quite entertaining.

        • Hi my friend! Happy Monday!!

          The lengths that reality TV producers will go for “train wreck” TV never cease to amaze me. You make some valid points here.

    • twifan2

      OMG! I couldn’t get over Bobby hiding in the bathroom! Grown arse man doing that!? o.0

      • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

        Loved that Nicole said that even her ‘teens’ don’t hide in the bathroom like little kids any more!!!

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks Lola!! I am glad that someone feels bad, because I don’t! Your puppet love is sweet!

      • LOL…That’s not puppet love..I felt bad for her…but I still think she is fake as hell. hahaha. Don’t get it twisted. I felt bad because of the weasel she is married to…because no one should have to put up Jim’s ass. He is ugh.

        • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

          Well she not only married it. She chose to procreate with it! No sympathy here, Sorry, not sorry! LOL!

        • BeachSpin

          Gotcha! LOL..I actually prefer SNARKY puppet love!

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            Snarky & sassy puppet love! & Lola is both. Plus she’s hilarious to boot!

          • It’s a shade..but it’s love…people have a hard time understanding…I’m all about love love love…like tre says hahaha.

          • BeachSpin

            How could those juicy kissy lips be about anything else? 🙂

          • I paid enough for them lol.

    • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

      I have gotten into some serious, angry & intense fights with friends. & never, never would I blow up their ish like that! Never! That’s just all kinds of wrong. You don’t do that. You just don’t. At least not imho.

      • I agree with that. Jim is obviously hurt & PISSED but doing that is just WRONG.

        • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

          Ita Doc. No matter how mad I am? There are lines you do not cross. You just don’t GO there.
          & not just out of loyalty to the former friendship but because I could not live with crossing that line. It would harm & degrade me. & believe me there have been times I was tempted, but I never went there. Just can’t.

      • Trippinhhard

        I wouldn’t do that but I had a friend that did worse.. It happened and she lied to my face, so loving, and daring.. Snake in the grass, I just learn to phase her out…

        • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

          I don’t know S. Maybe we are of a different generation. I would never use what I learned in confidence against someone. Especially not publicly!
          They are a total Judas for doing that. No better word to describe a betrayal like that.

  • twifan2

    If the reunion show is taped AFTER the Juicys’ sentencing, will Tre still have to keep her mouth shut?
    Or can she go after JimBooB there?

    • Jennymckitty

      I hope someone does.

  • Norrth

    I think of the Marchese duo as among the most repugnant people on reality TV, and feel no love toward them whatsoever. I think the rest are bad, but there, for me, are among the worst. I haven’t been able to watch the show thanks to any of the newbies (and Dina). I did enjoy your recap. It was amazing enough to make me want to watch this ep. I can’t see myself doing it, but you almost got me there.

    • twifan2

      I watched it this morning, Norrth. BUT I FF thru Tre’s scenes & stuff I didn’t want to watch. THEN I read Beach Spin’s awesome recap! LOVED the recap better! 🙂

      • BeachSpin

        TY!! 🙂

        • twifan2

          You welcome, Beachie! 🙂
          My mistake was NOT reading your recap first, then watching the episode! Could have saved me a whole lot of pain! 😀

    • BeachSpin

      Thank you Norrth! Come on!! Jump into the Jersey muck with us! YOU CAN DO IT!!

      • twifan2

        BeachSpin, I couldn’t watch that episode til this morning! I was on too much of a GOOD high after watching Downton Abbey & season 3 of Sherlock yesterday to watch the muck then! 🙂

    • WestCoastFeed

      I’m with you, North. The newbies are all worthless trash. And even though they have more education, the Marcheses lack all decency.

    • twifan2

      Yes Norrth! ‘Jump into the Jersey muck with us’! 😀
      Here you can watch the muck all over again! LOL
      http://www.zippcast.com/video/5b16011f0d5c49fbf13

      • BeachSpin

        ONE MORE TIMEEE!!!!!

        • twifan2

          *runs to watch Sherlock again!*
          You’ll need sprinkle cookies to watch again, Beachie! Good LUCK! 😀

    • Jennymckitty

      North, ITA. My dislike for Jim started before he ever appeared on my TV screen. Once I read numerous articles about him in addition to blog posts he wrote, the die was cast. His behavior off camera since the airing of the show has further cemented my dislike. I hate the manufactured drama on these shows. I really don’t care to see grown women fighting. It looks even worse when a man gets into a group of women’s faces and starts spewing vile gossip.

    • Trippinhhard

      What grown man runs to the bathroom and font come out..
      Is he a bitch or what gives

      • THANK YOU!!! Just shows he’s NOT a grown man but a little spoiled rich kid having a temper tantrum.

        • Trippinhhard

          He’s rich lol. He also has no balls, Jim may be everything they say he is, but he didn’t runaway.. Although he told all his old buddy’s business.. Jim was angry spider last night..

    • Hi Norrth! Happy Monday, sweetheart.

  • RealitytvJunkie

    Awesome recap! Love this site and read your recaps regularly. IMHO Bobby is not being truthful. Jim is prolly telling the truth, but he should have remained quite. All would come out in due time. Last yr it was the women, this yr it is the men fighting. Dina should have kept mum, too. Teresa had no business telling what she heard. They are all guilty of gossiping. The twins are just annoying and in denial. Bobby running in the bathroom! Love Rosie! Missed her cause haven’t been watching but she has such a kind heart.

    • Hi Reality Junkie….I couldn’t agree more!

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks Reality! This is an especially girly bunch of men this season…yuck!

  • Bonita Gee

    Okay Ya’ll you say what you want about Jim Marchese. people always calling him a punk, weak and everything else…. be we all found out who was the real Male B*tch of the show was last night……. and the B*tch Award goes to Bobby Ciasulli… Because when Jim spilled that damn tea on his A$$ about him sleeping with another woman while he’s still with Nicole, who acted like a little B*TCH, ran and locked his self in the bathroom? Yes , it was Bobby…. on top of that threatening Nicole saying ”if you every do that again I’ll LEAVE YOU! You’re stupid, you’re stupid, you’re SO STUPID!” ……….. Damn for real? If you ask me he’s the punk in all of this.
    And as far as Jim spilling tea on him like that, come on now, it’s why we all watch reality TV for the DRAMA and last night Jim brought the DRAMA….. Aaaaaaaaahhhh!!!
    I thought Jim was drop that OTHER BOMB about Rino and Santa…. Heee heee, but that’s nest week… can’t wait! …… Aaaawwww!! Rock on, Jimmy, rock on!

    • BeachSpin

      Tell it Bonita!!

    • Hey Bonita! Say that. Shockingly, I agree with you 100%. The way Bobby treated the woman he “loves” shows the type of man he really is…a total BITCH! And why would Bobby run and hide like a punk if he had nothing to hide. Rino is also a little punk, hiding in his hotel room in Florida, leaving his wife to deal with Jim alone. They all scared of Jim! LMAO!!

      • Bonita Gee

        Hi Dr. … Yes what’s up with Rino? We all know he’s hiding, because he KNOWS Jim is about to drop that other bomb on him about Santa…. Yep he’s the OTHER punk on the show… wow, it’s getting REALLY good

        • Yes ma’am! Jim is making good. He’s bringing the drama and saved this boring show. I’m sitting back with my popcorn & wine and cracking up at these fools hiding like little bitches.

    • BaybeK8s

      Hey Bonita, I loved the way Jim just said what he had to say without getting all riled up. He’s the type of person you keep your eye on. Those who jump around and get loud are usually the cowards. Last night we saw Bobby doesn’t even bark when it comes
      to standing up to another man but rumor has it, he will hit a woman. What a coward. (Last night’s episode will get another viewing from me, usually, one is enough.)

  • Gina

    This is the funniest recap I have ever read! OMG…

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks SO much Gina! This made my Monday! I think humor is the logical direction to go with this bunch, don’t you? 😉

  • Beach Spin…you da bomb, baby!

    You nailed this recap!!!! Why the F was Dina crying so hard when she hardly knows the twins?? She’s such a fake. Bobby is a playa playa and always will be that’s why he went and hid in the bathroom. The twins aren’t dumb n dumber they know what Bobby is up too. Love the Wakile’s and their family dynamics. Poor Rosie, hopefully she finds love one day.

  • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

    Love, love love Kathy’s Mom! The ONLY person who will speak the truth & own it!
    KUDOS! BRAVA! You tell em’ Mama Pierri. You tell em’!
    Everyone else just pretends it’s not real. & Juicy’s family acting as if they are innocent victims who are being unjustly persecuted? Well that just burns my butt!
    Great recap Beach!

    • YES!!! Mama Pierri told it like it is. She’s the only elder that has integrity on that show. Joe’s parents pacify his criminal behavior and everyone acts like it doesn’t exist. All that pacifying is what gives the crooks a sense of entitlement.

      • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

        Oh I almost squealed with glee when she said that!!!
        I was YES! Finally someone calling it like she sees it & like it REALLY, REALLY IS!!!

        • Of course the TreHuggers went BONKERS on Kathy last night after that.

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            I bet they did. With what defense I can’t imagine. How do you defend the indefensible? How do you skirt the truth?

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks Tiger! Mama Pierri even managed kindness in the comment…kindness and TRUTH can co exist? Who knew? ;D

      • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

        You’re welcome Hon. Mama P. wasn’t mean or attempting to cause harm to them. She spoke the truth. She addressed the elephant in the room, head on & with class, grace & dignity. Not an easy feat fo’ sure. But Mama P is all class!

        • twifan2

          When you have/tell the truth- class, grace, dignity come naturally. 🙂

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            So true Twi. Mama P. is all class. You can tell just by the way she speaks & the way her children & grandchildren behave. So much love & respect for her. Heck I wish she’d adopt me! LOL!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Here’s the question I want someone to ask Jim Marchese at the reunion: “Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?”

    Joseph Welch, at the Army-McCarthy hearings. It fits here, too.

    • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

      West the man *allegedly sold fake drugs to cancer patients. Of course he has no morals or decency!

    • Harleygirl0685

      Didn’t he say he was not invited to the reunion?

  • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

    Some pipin’ hot blind tea ya’ll! Check it out!
    http://allaboutthetea.com/2014/09/29/blind-item-he-paid-her-off-to-keep-quiet/

    • twifan2

      DANG! IF that is Bobby!
      I say let JimBooB at him! >(

      • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

        I agree. He deserves that & more. He deserves what he gets if he put his hands on a woman. Unfortunately Nicole is in the line of fire. But if she knew about it & dated him anyway, then she deserves it too! Stupid is forever!

        • twifan2

          I get the feeling she does know about it.
          JUST what did he say to ‘dis-sway’ her tho? Did he blame the girl?
          Does JimBooB know the hot tea?!

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            Maybe he’ll bring it up next week along with all the other juicy tidbits. If she knew then she is much more desperate than I thought. & that is SAD!
            Dude puts his hands on me? He better be prepared to pull back a nub!
            Happened once in my life. I was 16. Boyfriend hit me & I kicked his azz down a flight of stairs. Bet he thought twice the next time!

          • twifan2

            Hope the twins-Nicole-doesn’t sink any lower in the muck. We’ll have to wait & see tho. 🙁

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            I have a feeling this is only the tip of the iceberg with them. Wonder if they will come back next season. If they think it was all worth it? Couldn’t pay me enough to humiliate my family on TV like that. Me, myself? Maybe but no, not MY family.

          • Harleygirl0685

            Hi Tiger…in all that screaming and yelling I thought I heard Teressa say this isn’t worth it …I thought she was referring to her Bravo pay, the camera was pulling away and went to the the that pic of the outside of the house so it was hard to hear and then went to commercial! I just can’t imagine what if anything these ppl are thinking going on these shows! These drunks make me appreciate my 9yrs of sobriety every time they open their mouths! Although I bet I could have made a fortune with my antics…LOL

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            Hi Harley! I’m sure quite a few of us here could have joined you! LOL! I know I have pulled some doozies myself! Especially back then. The opossum story comes to mind! That was ridiculous.
            We all have skeletons, but most of us have a little pride & humility & really would not want to be sharing those things with the general public. Maybe the twins should take the $$$ & run. Get out while they still have an intact family.

            & congrats again on your sobriety Harley! That is totally kick-ass!
            You ARE totally kick-ass!

          • Harleygirl0685

            Oh the good old days…lol!
            And thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!

  • italiano bambino

    Bravo keep dragging this flop of a show.

    Happy to see the lauritas and wakilies…

    The giudice feel for the guy who die but they raised a bunch of frauds.

    • WestCoastFeed

      HI, bambino. Yes, you could tell from that dinner party, they are all grifters.

      • italiano bambino

        Wcf question is the laurita lawsuit been settled?

        • WestCoastFeed

          Not for Christopher and Jac. It was settled for Joseph and Adeline Laurita, the other partners in Signature Apparel.

          • italiano bambino

            Thanks

  • italiano bambino

    Kathy mom said the truth can’t be going around doing bunch of bad stuff when eventually is going to catch up on you. Now that’s the truth of the giudice

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi Bam! 🙂
      Rosie’s mom was SO right!
      She has more balls than Bobby! 😀

      • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

        Nana balls. The biggest brassiest kind there are! LOL!

      • italiano bambino

        Bobby is a little bitch more than jim NOW that man has more ball than all the guys in the show combined

        • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

          Sorry Bam, but Mama P’s got them all beat!

          • italiano bambino

            Lol

          • twifan2

            Yep! Uh HuH! Yeah! 🙂

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

            Quelli in ottone giganti!

          • twifan2

            Bellisimos 😉

  • That was brilliant! What an excellent recap. Did anyone check to see if Bobby flushed? Was he doing a pregnancy test? Why in the world was he in there? And, frankly, I’m not feeling the warm and fuzzies for the twins (what’s with this TreSSA or whatever stuff? I thought it was a CAP slip on the computer but yet it continues). At this moment I want to offer up my thanks to the Creator (and I don’t mean Andy Cohen) for not having Bino/Vino/Gino/Wino there. I can barely take the twins, and I can barely take him – put them together and I want to vomit. Besides, I kind of like Amber – she’s not nearly as irritating as the twins/Dina morph. Melissa and Joe are like the goofy neighbors now – not needed.

    • Bravo! This comment is comedy GOLD!

    • chacha1

      Melissa and Joe should join the circus, Rino should join Aardvarks on Ice, (the Holidays are coming so all the ice shows are doing the rounds) and Amber can visit preschools and show them that Mr. Potato Head is a real person with long hair … Oh gawd I am so bored that I am now getting stupid … time to make a pepper and egg sandwich … be back later

    • chacha1

      ITA LOL

  • italiano bambino

    Teresa is pissed of Jacqueline cuz she spill the beans. Well when you’re a bitch and throwing rumors well expect a retaliation.

    • twifan2

      Watch it Bam! Tre going to kick your arse. Oh wait, you might like that from her? :/
      nvm 🙂

      • italiano bambino

        I don’t like them to hairy in the face 😛

        • twifan2

          You so bad! 🙂

          • chacha1

            LOL

  • BaybeK8s

    @nan/4 I’m praying you received good news today and are feeling well enough to join us.

  • chacha1

    Bobby has no business wearing the firefighter uniform, he is a moron and a spank and is an embarassment to the fire service …. all he is capable of doing is saying “Look at ME” (got to sign off see you later :D)

    • Exactly! The man is a disgrace to real first firefighters that do it everyday. He makes a mockery of the profession.

      • Harleygirl0685

        Hi Doc…It will be interesting to see if the twins don’t come back will he even still be a first responder???
        Have you heard from Nan recently?

    • Birdie11

      And LOOK AT ME is completely contrary to the mindset of a true civil servant. He is exposing HIMSELF as a POSER.

      • chacha1

        as a 27 year civil servant during a 24 hour shift, the smokers would go into the hose/training tower to smoke, never would we go to the back of the fire station and smoke outside in our uniforms in case children were riding their bikes and wanting to come into the station to see the trucks ….. we were always aware of the image we project to the public and always acted with decorum … we were not a bunch of tight ass military type people, we could party down but never in uniform …..

        • Birdie11

          That is GREAT insight, chacha.

          • chacha1

            Thank you 😀 And if we wanted to go to a Halloween Party we would got to Halloween Costume City and rent the costumes…. our turn-out/bunker gear is very expensive and never to be taken out of the station for shit like that … freakin stupid morons in New Jersey !!!!

          • Bravoparolee

            AMEN, the whole first responders party such a yawn fest completely ridiculous costume party.Here is a little advice Jimbo, invite the real deal first responders instead of having your douchebag friends “dress up” like them.

  • chacha1

    Wonder where the lizard faced Kim D. has been, you know the one who brags she runs with the “big boys” did they shut her skank ass up or did she get caught in Tre’s stank ass after kissing it so much !!!!