Apollo Nida Surrenders or Maybe Not: Where The Hell Is Apollo Nida?

Posted on Sep 11 2014 - 11:17am by Editor

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Where is Waldo….oops…I mean, APOLLO!!!

Yesterday, media reports suggested the former “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star went AWOL and did not report to FMC Lexington Federal Prison in Lexington, Kentucky as ordered by the court.

Then today at 2:30 a.m. EST, Apollo posted the following video on his Instagram page, claiming he arrived at the prison and he’s “about to go asunder.” Then to cement the idea he was turning himself in, Apollo tweeted the following message:

Apollo Nida

Apollo Nida was suppose to report to FMC Lexington Federal Prison in Lexington, Kentucky, yesterday (September 10th) at 12:00 p.m. EST. 

Now in a new video, Apollo is claiming he turned himself in, HOWEVER, according to the BOP database, Apollo Nida is not in their custody.

At the time of this blog, Apollo E. Nida, is still not in the custody of the Bureau of Prisons (BOP).

The BOP has an automated system shared by the entire federal prison system. Once a person is admitted to any federal prison facility, the incoming inmate goes through a registration process which involves adding them into the BOP database and assigning them a prisoner number. The system updates are automated, so if Apollo surrendered early this morning, he would have been in the BOP database immediately.

So again, I ask….where the hell is Apollo Nida!!!

 

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  • WestCoastFeed

    Love this story. Lot’s of fun to speculate. Where is Apollo? Passed out on the floor of Bar One?

  • twifan2

    I think he’s at some prison other than Lexington-avoiding the media circus!

    • WestCoastFeed

      He’s where ever the prisoners get to “go asunder.”

      • twifan2

        Dina’s closet? o.0

      • twifan2

        Could he possibly be at the
        Federal Prison Camp at Pensacola, Fla.

        • WestCoastFeed

          Is it easier to go asunder in Florida?

          • twifan2

            Amongst the swamp gators! 😉

          • WestCoastFeed

            Oh, yeah, those gators would get him going asunder but good.

          • twifan2

            AND you know if you feed them along with some marshmallows, they go ‘asunder’ faster! 😉

  • Birdie11

    Phae has drag queen hands like Teresa. Apollo is showing off that vocab again. Impressive that he manages to post on his Instagram as he scampers about in places unknown.

  • WestCoastFeed

    The rumors are getting more and more absurd. There’s one that he got to the prison and learned that there was nothing on his book so he turned around and went to Phaedra’s where he went nuts and stole something to pawn. And, Bravo has it all on tape, and they flew him to KY. Let’s see if anyone can come up with something more bizarre.

    • I love this story!!!! ROFLMAO!!!

      This rumor is far more entertaining than any credible story can offer. Here’s the the problem with this story though, in order for Apollo to find out no money was on his books; he would have to go through the full intake process. The prison admin need to assign him a prisoner # then he goes to commissary to learn no money was on his books. So that would mean he entered prison then escaped!!!! Oh this story is getting real good.

      • Birdie11

        That would be utterly fantastic, and too good to be true.

        • I want that rumor to be true.

      • twifan2

        Not necessarily that he knew already he didn’t have $$$ in his prison acct, BUT that he wanted $$$ put in it. He knows the drill from his last ‘away’ time.

      • Wendy Owen

        hmmmm, Doc, how do u know so much about the big house, eh? 😉

        • Hmmmm…..LOLOL! 🙂

          • Wendy Owen

            i swear! i didn’t!

          • Wendy Owen

            i was framed!

          • nan/4

            You sure about that Wendy???? HUH? I don’t know…….

            hehehehe 😉

          • Wendy Owen

            i swear i don’t know nuthin bout stalkin no Idris Elba and was not the one who stole his underwear — i never did such a thing at that movie location in his trailer and anyone who says i did is just a liar!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Honey, it sure looked like you!

          • twifan2

            HOW did you know it was his underwear? We didn’t say it was! :/
            BUSTED! 😀

          • twifan2

            Milania did it! She made me go along with her!
            HONEST JUDGE!

          • distressed

            You have constitutionally protected right to a simple “no comment.”

          • LMAO–Thank you, Distressed.

        • Wendy Owen

          (um, if the reason is you’re a prosecutor, I didn’t do it.)

      • distressed

        I agree, “the story” is more believable than anything coming out of Apollo’s mouth.

    • distressed

      Let’s see …

      Bravo is starting to go for scripted drama. So they’ve decided to get a real writer and director for Apollo and Peter to do their own version of Planes, Trains and Automobiles on the trek from Atlanta to the federal lock-up facility.

      Right now they’re on skateboards heading north on 1-75 out of Knoxville, Tennessee. Little known fact, Knoxville is known for their over 60 and not buff strippers which if you’ve never been to one of these divey scummy bars let me tell you – you’re missing out.

      Anyway they should be crossing the border “in a blaze of hope” to the great state of Kentucky by Halloween. They’ll be hooking up with a mule train in progress servicing a chain gang doing some highway maintenance and that might help them eventually get to the pen by next Labor Day. Statement of the obvious, Apollo and Peter both left their gravy trains back in the ATL.

      Of course they might have to stop at that great pulled pork sandwich joint outside of Richmond. Pulled pork in the front, peep show in the back. Guy Fieri will probably be there and he might be able to drive them right up to the gates in his bitchin’ convertible after enjoying some good eats thus helping them make the last leg of their “unforgettable and heart warming journey through some of the most beautiful and scenic lands in this great country of ours. This movie is fun for all ages. An affirmation of life. Two Thumbs up. Way Up!”

      • WestCoastFeed

        Best story yet!!!

    • Chloe

      I read this rumor too. If true, free Apollo.

  • Wendy Owen

    Hey, there was a Popeye’s en route and he’s just fillin’ up!

    • twifan2

      Churche’s FTW!
      Their beer battered shrimp is amazing! 🙂

      • Wendy Owen

        wish i had either right now!!! i’m totally off kfc! i’ll tweet Apollo and see if he can get some for me and post it before he heads to the big house.

        • twifan2

          Tell him to pick up 2 orders to go, please!
          AND some corn on the cob! 🙂

    • And a strip club too!

  • RealitySuxx

    He is just a damn idiot.

    • Yes ma’am!!!

      • WestCoastFeed

        But he’s a juvial idiot.

  • nan/4

    I thought that CNN reported that he did in fact report to prison…..I’m confused!!!!!

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi Nan! 🙂
      Welcome to the Confuddled Club! o.0

      • nan/4

        LOL!!!! Thanks. I need some of Wally World’s finest to get through this one!!!!

    • Me too! I want to know where the hell is Apollo!

      • nan/4

        He’s with Waldo.

        • Clearly!!!!

          Hi Nan! 🙂

          • nan/4

            And they’re both having some tequila too!!!! My guess…..he took a run for the border! Ole’!

          • Oh that would be awesome!!!!

          • nan/4

            LOL…..

          • Birdie11

            Let’s hope he’s not dumb enough to tweet a pic of himself in a sombrero. (:

          • nan/4

            Hahahaha!!!!!!

            Hey there Birdie! I hope all is well with you and yours. 🙂

          • Knowing Apollo he will…..Bwahahaha!!!!

          • Birdie11

            Bring on the antics Apollo!!…the DUMBER the better!!

  • Here’s a theory. Is Apollo being held in some witness protection program out of prison?

    • nan/4

      That could be Doc. You’re so smart! He would have been in such danger in prison, this makes sense!

      • Thanks Nan….just a thought. But who knows where this dang fool is. He might be hiding under Mr. President’s bed for all we know.

    • twifan2

      :/ Like you’d think Juicy & Tre wouldn’t have tried that! 😀
      I don’t agree. He’s locked up somewhere!
      Somebody look in Dina’s closet yet? 😉

      • WestCoastFeed

        He may be there in white face! If so, he escaped to Northern Ireland

      • nan/4

        That’s so funny…..DINA’S CLOSET!!!!! hahahahaha

      • LMFAOOO!!!! U sooo crazy!

  • WestCoastFeed

    I hope the Juicys are paying very close attention and learning how the pros do it.

    • nan/4

      LOLOLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

  • distressed

    “Stay tuned and you’ll hear from me shortly” No one wants to hear from you anymore. Forever plus one day will not be long enough for your absence, Apollo.

    Although he has about 20,000 likes on this video.

    • That’s so cryptic—->”Stay tuned and you’ll hear from me shortly.”

      • Birdie11

        He doesn’t know what it means either.

        • Ahahahahaa!!!!!! OMG I’m ROFL!

      • WestCoastFeed

        Is he going to be testifying in a court room soon?

        • Who knows what capacity the feds will use him in. All I know is, he’s a snitch and “snitches get stiches.”

          • WestCoastFeed

            Good thing they sent him to a medical facility.

          • Ahahahaha!!!

      • Anne Green

        I’m wonder if he is referring to his “tell all” book. One thing for certain that we do know about Apollo is his undying thirst for relevancy.

  • nan/4

    Wow. He’s a snitch….maybe someone got to him. I wonder how when and where he taped that video? Oh, that would be bad….

    • nan/4

      Either no one agrees with this theory, or nobody cares!!!!!

      Okay. Neverrrrrrrmiiiind. :-/

      • WestCoastFeed

        Is that a car’s dome light above him?

        • nan/4

          To me, it looks like he’s at the bottom of a well!!!!

    • Probably at the Mexican border.

      • Birdie11

        In a Taco Bell bathroom.

        • nan/4

          OY!!!!! My stomach aches from this…..LOLOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

        • With a Mexican midget stripper!

          • nan/4

            That’s the only way he can get someone to look up to him.

            Ba-dum-dum…..

          • nan/4

            I thought that was so funny, but I guess I’m the only one…..:-(

            Okay, bye. Off to have my “further testing!” FUN!!!!!

          • Zing!

          • WestCoastFeed

            One of Phaedra’s company perforners

          • Birdie11

            His favorite along with a combo meal.

          • twifan2

            Did he use the last of coupons yet?

          • Birdie11

            For the meal or the stripper?

          • twifan2

            All he has left are for meal deals, Birdie!
            He used up the last of his Stripper Dippers coupons last week. 😉

          • Chloe

            Did he bring Nida Fitness DVD’s to sell? I’m sure Mexicans want a Fine booty too.

          • Birdie11

            Good idea! Maybe he has them stashed under his poncho.

          • Chloe

            and a few in his sombrero.

    • Chloe

      I’m reading the comments on this thread and laughing so hard my sides hurt.

  • Any Homeland fans in the house? Apollo is starting to shadow Brody on the run! Maybe Apollo is a Homeland fan and headed to Canada.

  • distressed

    This picture is amazing. Phadera is actually saying, “hold up now, what?”

  • twifan2

    Was this Apollo’s mentor?! :/

    http://i.imgur.com/3jCwnr7.gif

    • Chloe

      Great pic. This would be accurate.

    • Birdie11

      Apollo would be wondering WHY had he never thought of the pillows?

      • twifan2

        This is more like Apollo’s prison break! 😀

        http://i.imgur.com/adBjRaK.gif

        • WestCoastFeed

          Yes, and he almost went asunder. That’s Apollo’s way

          • nan/4

            hehe….

        • Birdie11

          Wait! Isn’t that the Taco Bell dog?

          • twifan2

            WAS the Taco Bell dog… before lunch. 😉

        • Marsbars09

          Twi, I have no words!

          • twifan2

            No words needed, Mars! 😉

        • distressed

          You’ve really outdone yourself here. Thanks so much.

    • Marsbars09

      LOL! Twi you’re so crazy!

  • nan/4

    Did they find him yet? I’m off to get more tests done before Tuesday, and I have to know!!!!!

    • WestCoastFeed

      According to CNN, who quoted someone in authority at the prison, he is safely behind bars. But he is still not listed in the Federal Inmate Locator website. I think he’s been in custody since the wee hours this morning.

      • nan/4

        Oh, okay. Thanks WCF. I’ll check back later just in case something changes.

        Have a good day! 😉

      • So he wasn’t locked up as of yesterday afternoon?

        • WestCoastFeed

          Who knows? But it sure looks like he shot that instagram after dark.

        • Marsbars09

          I’ve heard reports he turned himself in at midnight.

    • equinox2009

      Take care now. My prayers stay with you! He’s in prison!!!!

    • Sending positive thoughts your way. Keep us posted. Xoxo

  • nan/4

    OH! Maybe that cryptic message means that he’s going to spill the beans about his lovely wife!!!! Could be….

    Okay, discuss….lol!

    Gotta go. Later everyone!! 🙂

    • I really hope so. I hope he tells all her criminal secrets.

      • twifan2

        AND she refused to put $$$ in his prison acct?!
        She needs to keep him pacified! :/

        • No money in his commissary will definitely rattle his cage.

      • Marsbars09

        Hi Doc! Something tells me the tide is going to turn against Fake soon. Apollo is really afraid.

        • Hey Marsie. I REALLY hope so.

    • Marsbars09

      Great point, nan.
      I just posted a comment that Apollo is so scared right now he may spill the beans on fake. If he does I hope he doesn’t hold back!

  • Trippinhhard

    He’s behind bars —- I only feel for those two cute boys —- Fhedra n Apollo disgust me…
    She gad to have known something—no way my husband could have that much money n stealing from the poor. Ugh
    As an attorney Fhedra can claim, she may be listed or help set up a “legal business” but had no ideal of the goingons of the business. She better pray, he font talk, like the bitch he is…

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Samra! Couldn’t have said it better myself.
      Now that it’s clear Apollo is scared, I wonder if he’ll spill the beans on Fake?

      • Trippinhhard

        If he don’t calm down n she better put money in his account, or have someone do it for her… He’s gone away for 8 years…

  • Marsbars09

    Apollo must really be scared sh*tless to go back to prison if he turned himself in late. That’s no bueno. Won’t he get more time added?

    • Trippinhhard

      I’m sure he was, the most hardened criminal cries. JS

  • Raine Woman

    You know…if you insert the actual definition of “asunder” in his tweet, it makes perfect sense.

    I’ve arrived 2 my destination and I’m going [to be ripped apart] “asunder.”

    See? Who knew Apollo was so smart?!? LOL

    • Chloe

      Ask him to spell it! 😀

  • Bonita Gee

    so what happened? Did he finally turn himself in or is he still on the run????
    Somewhere Joe Giudice is taking notes……………………. Heeee Heeee!!!

    • WestCoastFeed

      CNN called the prison and were told that yes, he is there.

      • Bonita Gee

        oh okay……………. well he can get started on his book now…. Hee hee

      • Jennymckitty

        Oh good, now I can start sending him money.

        • WestCoastFeed

          Poor guy. He needs his cheetos.

          • Jennymckitty

            Just call me Mrs. Nida from now on.

  • September24

    Quick! Call Dog and Beth on the hunt!

  • Jennymckitty

    At the end of the day, this is all the warden’s fault. If he had just taken an hour to watch one episode of Atlanta, he would have known that the cast is incapable of showing up on time for any event.

    • Ahahahaha!! HILARIOUS! 🙂

    • WestCoastFeed

      You are absolutely correct! Let’s warn the prison wardens when the Juicys head for the lock-up.

      • Jennymckitty

        Oh West, it isn’t like she is hours late to her events.

    • nan/4

      LOL!!!!!! That’s a good one Jenny! You literally made me laugh out loud! Thanks honey! 😉

  • nan/4

    She’s an idiot. She should have let him see the kids and have his lunch money. With the divorce that this brainiac is trying to rush though…once it’s finalized, he can sing like a birdie and tell the court all that Phae-Phae knew/planned/ did in regards to his criminal escapades. If you’re a Phae-Phae Phan, sorry, but I would love to see her get what’s most certainly coming to her.

    I need help. I can’t seem to get the sight of her sucking on a big fat pickle out of my head. Any ideas? Hypnosis maybe???? :-O

    I hope that all of my terrific friends here have a wonderful night. As for the rest of you? KIDDING!!!!!! LOL See ya later!

    Nancy
    xo

    • “Phae-Phae Phan”<—- Ahahaha!! Too Funny and great play on words. I was thinking and hypnosis will not work. You may need to bleach your eyeballs and brain. If that doesn't do the trick, I don't know what will! 🙂

      Enjoy your evening, Nan. I hope everything went well today.

    • karma

      Yep ITA i hope Apollo does sing like a bird bout fakedra why should she get off free she deserves everything she gets

  • karma

    Easy just go 2 every strip club in the country Im sure he’s in one of them

  • Trippinhhard

    Well Apollo had his first night behind bars again. I know that’s has to feel utterly horrible—to be told what to do, and when to do it. Ugh
    He did it all to hisself—he could have applied those skills to a legitimate job n made a good living.. Damn fool thought he could make as much as his wife, she was an attorney….awww some men and their manhood. SMDH
    Morning all

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