Saturday Funnies: Tre’s JAILato Bars

Posted on Sep 6 2014 - 11:03am by Trixie Felonabulous
Tre’s JAILato 
JAILato coming to a store near you
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We’re offering flavors like ….

JAILATO BARS

dancing chimps on jailato

“Cell Block Heaven”
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tre bars

 

JAILato  Bars….
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6 PACK Chocolate Lava Cakes
Our Price: $44.95
tre n lava cake

 

Don’tz furgetz
*CASH ONLY*

No Receipts
 
CAUZ FEDS BE WATCHING
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*Content for comedic purposes only. Not intended to be taken seriously*

Teresa Giudice

 

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About the Author

Convicted Felon * Thief * Liar * Felonlicious * Change of address coming soon–Alderson Federal Prison–prisoner # tbd (to be determined)

  • twifan2

    People! People! Tre needs all the ‘$upport’ she can s̶t̶e̶a̶l̶, I mean ‘get.’ 😉

    • nan/4

      OMG!!!!! What a way to start the day…..This is some good stuff Twi. I’m LMAO!!!!! Thank-you so much. We all benefit by your creative brilliance!

      Take care Twi!! 🙂

      • twifan2

        Hi Hi Nan! 🙂
        Hope you doing ok!

        • nan/4

          Thanks Twi. You too sweetie!!!

      • Hi my love! 🙂

        Happy Saturday Nan and All…..

        • nan/4

          Hiya Doc! It’s so good to see you again! Was that funny or WHAT? Twi outdid herself this time! LOL!!!!!

          Wishing you a very Happy Saturday as well sweetheart! :-)))

    • Marsbars09

      Cute pic of Tre!

      • twifan2

        MARS! Hi Hi! 🙂
        Sorry was trying to do 15 things at once & can’t even complete 3. Oh well…
        HAPPY FELONLICIOUS SATURDAY! 🙂

  • WestCoastFeed

    Happy Saturday and thank you again, Twi. And an especial thanks for the dancing chimps.

    Is it my computer, pic 4 isn’t showing?

    • twifan2

      I just asked about #4.

    • nan/4

      I LOVED the mug shot. LOLOLLLLL!!!!!!

    • twifan2

      The chimps took a SMALL cut in banana pay to ‘help’ a poor Simian friend out. 🙂

  • twifan2

    Refresh everybody.
    ALL pics will be view-able now! 🙂

    • WestCoastFeed

      Excellent, I want some Cell block Heaven.

      • twifan2

        Don’t you want some of that Lava Crappy for $44.95/6?
        They’re a steal! ;D

        • WestCoastFeed

          That too. Let’s see, I’ll have Leotard Boy and his soul mate, Turquoise Boy over for dessert. They can bring the Fartellini and we’ll sit around and admire the pictures they have taken with Teresa.

          • twifan2

            Oh! Can I come too?! PLEEEEZZZ

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes, of course. And Vince, too. But then if Vince comes I will need to buy another pack of 4 lava cakes. Now. we’re up to $90. That should help Tre’s account at the commissary.

          • twifan2

            Oh, didn’t you know West. her Lava Crappies are 6 for $44.95 now. 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            Oh, thank you for pointing that out to me. I can buy her wonderful cakes and won’t have to live on cat food myself until the next check arrives.

          • twifan2

            Tre is always thinking of ‘other$’ 🙂

          • Who in their right mind would buy that???

          • twifan2

            KEY WORDS–>’ right mind ‘!
            Her stans, of course! ;D

          • WestCoastFeed

            You know that Leopard Boy will be buying them. He buys those overpriced cookies.

          • twifan2

            WALLY WORLD Sprinkle cookies FTW!
            &
            PRICE! 🙂

          • nan/4

            That’s a real thing? Seriously? I thought it was a joke! Do they have smoke coming out of them? Enlighten me here folks! 😮

          • WestCoastFeed

            Let’s see if I can get this pic of the real ones up–

            http://store.celebrityfoodsusa.com/product-p/d2.htm

          • WestCoastFeed

            Sorry, you’ll have to click on the link I guess to see them. No smoke, but same price–6 for $44.95.

          • twifan2

            They look so SMALL!
            Looks like you MIGHT get two bites out of one! o.0

          • nan/4

            That’s it? A tilted turd? Umm…..I’ll pass! Thanks for doing that for us WCF! I really thought it was a total joke….No smoke? Fugedaboudit!

            Very enlightening indeed! Thanks again!!!!!

      • twifan2

        You’ll need to try her Bitchtasio Nut jailato also! 🙂

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Twi! Good job!

      • Happy Saturday, love! 🙂

        • Marsbars09

          You too Doc!

  • nan/4

    “Felonlicious!” Hahahahahah!!!!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!!

  • Marsbars09

    Well, now that Tre’s sentence has been delayed she has extra time to hawk her Jailto bars.
    Nice job Twin!

  • distressed

    Hey Teresa, don’t bend over to pick up one of these thingsies if you drop one of ’em. That’s how they get you from behind. “Hello it’s a joke, HA HA.”

    • I’m laughing!!! LMAO!

      • distressed

        It’s the old joke about dropping a bar of soap in the prison shower. Let it go, it’s really not worth it.

        • OMG!!!! *facepalm* Bwahahaha!!!!

    • twifan2

      distressed, one of those ‘thingies’ is too small to even notice when dropped. 😉

  • Once again you’ve done it! You’re a comedic genius, Twi. Bwahahaha!!!!!

  • Raine Woman

    Brill, Brill, Brilliant Twi! I have a new favorite pic…the mugshot!! LOL You just KNOW her head will be tilted in the real one. This was great, Twi, thanks!!!!

  • Harleygirl0685

    OMG I’m dying! Those dancing apes are the best! Great job as usual!

  • She Stinks!

    Love, love, love it!

    • I wonder if Tre reads the funnies and “haha” after all it’s just a joke.

      Happy Saturday She Stinks!

      • Trippinhhard

        U know she does oe her TEAM does—-to protect her BRAND.. LMAO

        • WestCoastFeed

          She really does have a good sense of humor and I think she’d find a lot of these funny. Some, no, not so much.

          • twifan2

            I don’t think she finds the ones about her funny at all.
            Oh well… on with the show!
            HIT IT GUYS! 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            God, I love them!!!!!!

          • twifan2

            Yes, they are a sight to behold!
            *wipes away a tear & munches on a sprinkle banana* :’)

          • They’re the best!

          • Trippinhhard

            That’s good because sometimes it hard to laugh at yourself…
            Um she’s made her choice to be picked part, but she can carry her own in the face of trouble. JMTC

  • Trippinhhard

    Very good as usual —– I’m spit my coke out —-but why do they keep getting postponed dates. Ugh
    I’m awaiting the sentencing of these crooks.

    • They’re famous…you and I would be under the jail a long time ago.

      Hi Samra! 🙂

      • Trippinhhard

        Famous?????? Crooks
        I hope this judge know ppl are watching, reading n awaiting the sentencing
        Of them.

        • The judge don’t care. Tre’s sentence is a done dolla…fineto….finish! The judge MAY give Tre 2-3 months prison followed by house arrest. And they’ll allow her to serve 1st then Joe will serve his 4-5 years after. Their RATS and the feds give snitches carte blanche treatment.

          • Trippinhhard

            That’s disgusting, Teresa is getting a slap on the wrist n she gets to keep her home n assets. Ugh
            that ring she gave Gia was expensive to me. She didn’t have to sell her jewelry to settle her debts??

          • WestCoastFeed

            One of the things she has to do at sentencing is present a payment plan to the judge to show how she will be paying off that money she obtained fraudulently.

          • twifan2

            OMG! I’m ROTFLMAO at that one, West! 😀
            Tre–>Payment Plan= FUNNY!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Order in the Court!!

          • twifan2

            Super Size my fries, please! 🙂

          • Trippinhhard

            Her plan is about herself n her girls.

          • twifan2

            Her ‘beautiful’ I-Only-Use-Them-When-I-Need-Them girls?

          • Trippinhhard

            LMAO it’s so true about her girls..

          • twifan2

            You know Tre is #1 in Trelandia World, Trippin! ;D

          • Trippinhhard

            Touché
            She’s the Belle of the ball n the rest are nothing

          • twifan2

            Ding Dong! 😀
            Sorry, couldn’t resist! LOL

          • Trippinhhard

            That’s a joke??? Teresa doesn’t think she hurt or stole anything..it was a mistake.

          • twifan2

            Mistake—>on her part, Trippin! 😀

  • Naws!!! Miss you….love you Naws! ♥

  • WestCoastFeed

    Does Teresa have a nice, catchy little jingle that plays when she bicycles about in her Jailato cart? The ice cream truck in my area used to play “Turkey in the Straw.” Tre might want to play “Abba Dabba Honeymoon.” Any other tunes you might recommend?

    • twifan2

      I hear Kathy in the background…
      Can you?

  • twifan2

    OMG! I just saw Juicy in a sneak peek commercial for Tre’s Lava Things!
    Must say he doeslook good. 😀

    • WestCoastFeed

      I’m sold. Where can I get them?

      • twifan2

        With or without Juicy hula’ing in the background at your next party?

        • WestCoastFeed

          Gotta have the Juicy one there.

          • twifan2

            That’ll be $25.00 EXTRA, please.
            *CASH ONLY* No Receipts!
            Thank you for your business!
            Hope you come again!

          • twifan2

            Would you also like to include Tre & her tap dancing routine? For ONLY $25 more!
            A STEAL! 😉

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes, but now you need to throw in the dancing chimps!

          • twifan2

            :/
            I’ll have to speak with their rep, BUT I may be able to ‘swing’ it for West.
            Might have to charge you an extra bunch of bananas tho. They won’t work cheap-Tre’s work ethic is rubbing off on them. :/

          • WestCoastFeed

            Bananas on order now.

          • twifan2

            🙂
            YES!

          • twifan2

            And the chimps tank you for your patronage!
            🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            Perfect. Now we can PAARTEE!!

          • twifan2

            I have Wally World’s finest in a box! 🙂
            CHEERS!

          • nan/4

            This is HYSTERICAL!!!! The swaying, the tapping, and chimps TOO??? I want to come. What can I bring…..hmmm….How about I get little teeny weeny rhinestone Fartalinni bottles made up, and we can all be vagisized!!!!!!!! Would that not be fun? I mean if these rich housewives can bring friends along when they’re getting their privates waxed, why can’t we have some fun too?? Huh? If you cut us do we not bleed?? hehe :-/

          • twifan2

            Does ‘leaking’ Wally World’s finest count as bleeding? 😉

          • nan/4

            I’m sure that’s what Shakespeare meant when he wrote it. He was a HUGE wine drinker, and loved a bargain, so….

            😉

  • WestCoastFeed

    Jim Marchese promised a twitter free weekend, so today he is only retweeting others tweets. And Amber is trying to damage control her First Look disaster from last night. She claims she was really upset about other things that were happening in her life and the tears just bubbled up over Tre’s events.

    • Good–Jim needs to stay off of Twitter and I do think Amber meant no harm. She was just doing some bad acting. Poor thang.

      • WestCoastFeed

        Jim has just made a huge mistake and has been retweeting messages that are anti Teresa. At least one Tre Hugger has taken umbrage. Let’s see if more follow suit.

        • twifan2

          Well there went my JimBooB free weekend. 😀
          Knew I could trust him as much as I trust Tre! smh

        • twifan2

          What the TreHugger post?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Reality Nicole has told him to stop retweeting insults about Teresa.

          • twifan2

            LOL Like that’ll stop him.

        • OH LAWD!!! He just shot himself in the foot. Shit!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Is he deliberately making himself the least like husband in housewife history? Is that his agenda?

          • I hope so. And that would make Jim the smartest man in reality TV. That’s how you execute a business model. BOOM!

          • WestCoastFeed

            He did say yesterday that he wanted to end the Bravo experience. It isn’t worth it.

          • I can see him on Celebrity Apprentice. He would make the perfect villain character akin to Omarosa, even better.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Amber just tweeted that Jim just doesn’t know how retweeting works and that she will teach him. She better do it quick before he tweets many more of the Manzilla Killa’s tweets. She can get very heavy-handed.

          • Jim’s knows how Retweeting works. It’s all shock value and it’s working. Who have we talked about non-stop since his episode aired?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Well his twitter rants have been entertaining, in just the same way that Johnny the Greeks were.

          • True and Jim has single handedly brought jet fuel to the show. People can’t stop talking about him and RHONJ.

          • WestCoastFeed

            He took an hour break and is now back to his retweeting. Obviously he is enjoying this.

          • Hee hee hee! And so are we!!!

          • This never gets old. Refresh your browser:

          • WestCoastFeed

            I wonder if Nancy will comment on the sentencing delay. I hope so. I do get a kick out of Nancy’s rants.

          • nan/4

            I sure do hope so. Lots of people don’t care for Nancy Grace, but I think she tells it like it is, especially in this case. These felonious buttholes are downright as(s)inine!! Get it? lol

          • nan/4

            Thanks for doing that thing you just did. I hope that you know what I mean Doc. 🙂

          • Oh oh what I do now??? Email me.

          • Like Nan, I hope so too. Nancy Grace ROCKS! She’s a southern gal after my own heart.

          • nan/4

            Doc, thanks for doing that thing you just did. I hope that you know what I mean 🙂

          • VILLAINS are the most paid and the most sought after to do OTHER gigs such as celebrity apprentice, dance with the stars, game shows, paid guest appearances etc… just ask Omarosa Manigault; she even has her own wiki page

          • WestCoastFeed

            That may be what he has in mind. He doesn’t have a lot of fans at this point.

          • twifan2

            Well, JimBooB’s tag line sums it all, imo.

          • WestCoastFeed

            The sound is too fuzzy. What does he say?

          • twifan2

            I shouldn’t be around those people.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Thanks, I agree with him. but I can’t think of any people that he should be around.

          • twifan2

            They’re not as bad as they were Pre-Indictment.

        • WOW how ignorant these newbies are to twitter, they really have no clue how rabid Teresa fans are…….

      • nan/4

        hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

      • twifan2

        I didn’t see the sneak peek, but Amber strikes me as a bad actor. :/

        • WestCoastFeed

          Pretty good acting or make-up to get the mascara and the snot to run like that.

          • twifan2

            She probably pulled some hairs in her nose to get those tears to running! 😀

          • Birdie11

            It was her break out performance.

        • Jennymckitty

          She’s no Nene….heck, she isn’t even Alexis.

          • twifan2

            Maybe she aspires to those ‘heights’! 😀

          • Jennymckitty

            A girl can dream….

          • twifan2

            I’d have nitemares looking up at Nay Nay’s & Alexis’ noses! 😮

        • “Bad” is putting it kindly.

  • Trixie – you are hysterical. I especially like the Oranage is the new black meme…thank you for all your hard work and time

    • nan/4

      I second that Doxing! Twi is AMAZING!!!! I’m going for the Bitchchachio myself. lol YUMMY! 🙂

      • WestCoastFeed

        I have dibs on the Brine Hag Toffey.

  • twifan2

    Ok now people! 🙂
    We need to go out & try some of Tre’s Felonlicious bars!
    Which will be your fave? :/

  • nan/4

    Hey Doc….check your email. Thanks! 🙂

    • Checked and responded.

      • nan/4

        Thanks Doc. You’re the BEST!!!!! 😉

        • You’re a spark plug for good. Thanks for igniting something amazing!♥

  • All About The Tea

    To the “person” doing the flagging of comments: Knock it off. It’s a waste of time and I know who you are.

  • twifan2

    Well then that ‘person’ isn’t going to like The Juicys’ NEW bistro out by the Turnpike!
    Dine al fresco! 🙂

    • nan/4

      hehe….well I think it’s SO FUNNY!!!!! You hit it out of the ballpark today Twi. 🙂

      • twifan2

        Tre messed me up with their rescheduled sentencing date yesterday, so there was a change of plans.
        Now Nan, which do you think will be your fave flavor? :/
        I’m torn between the Fartician Bean & the Brine Hag Toffey. o.0

        • nan/4

          Bitchchachio does it for me!!! LOL

          Hey Twi, can I just take a minute to let you know the happiness you bring to us? You really are brilliant, and I want to thank-you for helping to make my day one that is filled with so much laughter. 🙂

          Have a good night, sweetie. May your dreams be filled with an abundance of delicious sprinkle cookies……

          • twifan2

            Why thank you Nan! 🙂
            Glad you enjoy these. BUT I do get help from all of you with your ideas, suggestions, etc…

            CHEERS! Keep on laughing & smiling! 🙂

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            I’d rather eat the Drumsticks behind it or the ice cream that doesn’t melt after being left out in the sun for 12 hours on an 80 degree day, than anything this shyster is shilling!

          • twifan2

            Yes! ESPECIALLY when you ONLY get 3 bars in each box!
            What a JIP!

    • I can see Joe setting up shop when he comes back from his vacation at the federal resort. It’s convenient and they can park their new home nearby.

    • Birdie11

      Is that Tre’s noggin suspended from the awning? Nice touch! 🙂

      • twifan2

        LOL Well I tried to make it look like she was the service window.
        Maybe I should hang Tre heads all along the awning! 😀
        Juicy needs to do that for Halloween lites! ;D

        • Birdie11

          HAHAHA…I like my way better.

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Another great job! It made my day!!!

  • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

    Just wanted to take a moment to say thank you to all my AAtT Homies!
    Thank you all for the warm, wonderful birthday wishes & for making my birthday a special one. I am so blessed to have such wonderful, kind, caring people to share my birthday with!
    You Guys & Gals are awesome! The best!!!!
    Thank you sooooooo much! MWAH!!!

    & for anyone who missed it there’s some leftover Fartilini & sprinkle cookies on the counter.
    Enjoy!

    http://media0.giphy.com/media/achoDiZFxZvdm/giphy.gif

    • nan/4

      Hey there Missy Tiger! You know that most of the time you get what you give. Do you think that we would had made such a fuss out of your birthday if you weren’t the sweet, wonderful, funny and kind person that you are? NO WAY!!!! You deserve happiness not just on your birthday, but every single day. I think that I can speak for my fellow-posters when I say how much you mean to all of us.

      I hope that the rest of your special day was fantastic too!

      Love ya!

      Nancy 🙂

      • WestCoastFeed

        Amen to that, nan. What a joy Tiger is and what pleasure she brings to this happy crowd. Happy Sunday to you, too, and hugs for everyone here.

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

          Oh West, thank you so very much for such kind words. It really means a lot! You are an awesome woman, loving , kind & generous & I am so glad we’ve gotten to know one another. I am blessed & lucky.

          • twifan2

            Happy Late Birthday, T-Lily!
            Enjoy! Bette late than never.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            SQUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
            http://now-here-this.timeout.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/200.gif

            *Le sigh!*
            *Le faint!*
            Le HOLY CHIT HE’S HOT!!!!

            Twi you are a doll! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Thank you so much!
            MWAH! MWAH! MWAH! Big, big hugs!

          • twifan2

            FOR YOUR EYES ONLY! 😮

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            OMG! O-M-G! Cumberbutt! I just melted. I just saw Cumberbooty!
            BRB!
            *Tigerlily runs to take a freezing cold shower! Sets shower curtain ablaze!*

          • twifan2

            *Chats gives the Ice Bucket challenge to Twi!*
            Helped a little bit! 😉

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            LOL! Good boy Chats! Saved by the kitteh! He knows where his kibble is dished at!

      • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

        Awww Nan! You are gonna make me cry! You are such a beautiful soul.
        I am so lucky & blessed to know you & all the AAtT Crew!
        Such very special people!

    • twifan2

      HAPPY HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY WISHES T-LILY!
      *Chats didn’t tell me it was your birthday yesterday!* >(

      http://dingo.care2.com/cards/flash/5423/fabday2.swf

      • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

        Awww Twi! Thank you sooo much! You are too sweet! Need to switch out Fabio for the Cumberbunny & we’ve got birthday NIRVANA!
        Callie said she forgot to send a paw-mail to Chats to remind him. She is tres embarrassed!

  • twifan2

    HAPPY SNOOZDAY EVERYONE! 🙂

    http://i.imgur.com/vgr9uHn.gif

    • nan/4

      Happy Snoozday to you Twi! I hope that you have a good day! 🙂

      P.S. Boy, her foot must be sore! HA!

  • nan/4

    TOTALLY OT!!!! I posted this for my friend Harleygirl the other day, but she must be busy with her real life. We are both from Philly, and if you know anything about Philadelphia, we love our Mummers. It’s a parade that’s held every New Years Day, and the people who put it together are absolutely amazing. It’s what I miss most about being so far from home. I came across this, and of course went nuts over it. Even if you don’t come from Philly, or know anything about our Mummers Parade, I hope that you enjoy my little Sunday treat! Here goes…..;-)

    http://youtu.be/B1D94masOg4

    • WestCoastFeed

      Thanks, nan. The talented sons of the remarkable Edmund Bacon who once was on the cover of Time magazine as the “Father of Modern Philadelphia.”

      • nan/4

        I didn’t know that WCF!!!! Wow! There isn’t a time that Kevin Bacon is on TV where he doesn’t mention the pride he has from coming from Philadelphia. Now I can understand where some of that pride comes from! Thank you for letting me know. I’m going to look it up right now!

        I hope that you could hear them. I never knew he and his brother could sing like that!

        Thank-you my friend, and I hope that you have a wonderful day. 🙂
        xo

        • WestCoastFeed

          Thanks, nan. I can’t hear them on the internet, but I have heard them on TV. I’m a big Kevin Bacon fan and I learned about his father when Henry Louis Gates did Kevin’s genealogy on one of his PBS genealogy programs.

    • nan/4

      Oh well, I liked it! ;-/