She won’t be crying over spilled Pinot!
She’ll be going on cruises with friends!
Walking the runways of the fashion world!
Dancing with the turtles!
Watch her as she tackles obstacles!
Red or white!
She’ll make you smile!
She’ll go on tour with Sonja “Two Drunk Ex-Wives”
She has a few parting words for the mistress…Don’t Go There Bitch!
Earlier this week, Ramona announced, her marriage to Mario is over. We hope she can laugh at this. Laughter is the best medicine. It cures a multitude of ills. We wish her the best!
*Content for comedic purposes only. Not intended to be taken seriously*