Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Nicole Versus Amber – The Hair Pull [Episode 4]

Posted on Aug 3 2014 - 11:44pm by Reality LuLu

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Melissa and Joe are driving and arguing about Melissa wrecking another car. Not just any car, the Bentley. The dude at the auto dealership said she had $100,000 in repairs last year. Melissa and Joe talk about how the “guys’ night” went. They discuss Amber’s husband Jim and how he doesn’t want to be around the two Joe’s because of the fighting. Joe wants to know what the real deal is with this guy. Mel says he doesn’t want to be around Joe Giudice because of the indictments. He doesn’t want to be seen with him.

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Mel says Amber was fun in her 20’s but she has changed a lot. She mentions that once you marry someone you become like them. They talk about the upcoming party Nicole is having. The dude at the auto dealership gives them estimate to fix the car. It’s a little more than $7,000. Joe talks about how they are having some money issues because they are building a new house.

Dina and her assistant are going through her closet. She feels the need to get rid of some clothes and shoes. Her closet is AMAZING! When she married Tommy he promised her a nice closet. It holds 400 pair of shoes and looks nicer than Kim D’s Posche store. She complains she isn’t ready to let go of anything including her husband. Dina says that she needs physical touch but she isn’t ready for a relationship.

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Teresa is at a costume store.  Melissa comes in and then the twins. They are shopping for Nicole’s “first responder” party. Nicole says they need to dress as responders. Melissa suggests she dress as a sailor. Teresa tells us that she needs to learn about ‘responsers’ or ‘respondsors.’ She wants to be a nurse. She needs to go back to school.

They start talking about Amber and her husband. Melissa wants to know what happened after she told the twins about Amber saying Nicole wrecked a family. Nicole is devising a plan in which she will confront Amber at her party and that she will apologize in front of everyone for what she said. This is a bad idea. Nothing good can come of bitchy women drinking alcohol.

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Over at Teresa’s, Melania and Audriana are playing. And of course they are yelling. Teresa is getting them ice cream and trying to get them to stop screaming. Teresa tells us she wants to teach her kids to basically keep things in check. She says she used to have a hot Italian temper. She also wants the girls to not react when people try to push their buttons.

Teresa tells the girls she has a gift for them. It was the family portrait they took with the extended family. Teresa gets emotional talking about what a great day that was and how important family is. Joe says friends will come and go but the sisters will be forever.

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Amber and the kids go to Jim’s office to shoot the commercial. Their son, Michael will be directing for the first time. Jim says he would have loved to have been a writer. He’s written three books but they aren’t published because he doesn’t think he’s good enough. It takes Amber several times to get her lines right. Jim is picking on Michael for his directing skills.

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Nicole goes to Dina’s house. Nicole laughs at Botox, Dina’s cat. Then they talk about Bobby. Nicole wants more excitement and spark in their relationship. He’s never really had a party before and it will be kind of a test for him according to Nicole. She asks Dina if she was bringing anyone. Dina says “no.” Nicole had someone in mind for her but Dina isn’t ready. Maybe next month because it will have something to do with Venus or Mars. Or Uranus. See what I did there?

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It’s the night of Nicole’s party. She’s in kitchen with Bobby. They are talking about who is coming. Bobby says it isn’t really a fundraiser but rather raising awareness for first responders. She tells Bobby she invited someone that she thinks Dina will get along with.

Dina and her assistant are trying to figure out what to wear to the party. She doesn’t want to dress trampy. She is at a loss.

Joe Giudice tells Teresa who is dressed like a nurse that she looks a little slutty. They are in a limo and go to pick up Mel and Joe. They are dressed like Swat members.

Amber is dressed in a tight leather cat suit to be a police officer. Jim is dressed as a normal looking police officer. She once again discusses why her husband doesn’t want to associate with Joe Giudice.

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Nicole says the only thing she wants to hear from Amber is, I’m sorry and goodbye. Bobby and Jim have been friends for twelve years. He doesn’t want to get involved. Nicole wants him to take her side.

They all arrive at the party. Tuh-ressa talks about getting dressed up for costume parties and says there is a difference between looking slutty and sexy. Nicole is talking about setting Dina up with her friend, Matt. Dina shows up in scrubs. She rings the doorbell and waits for someone to answer the door. She says her nipples are getting hard in the cold.

Tuh-ressa is commenting on Dina’s scrubs. She says she should have gone with them to the costume store. Nicole introduces Matt to Dina. Dina is mortified that he is hot and she is dressed in scrubs.

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In walks Rosie and Kathy, who has cannolis. Everyone is small talking. Dina is not happy about being set up and tells Nicole as much.

In the limo, Teresa toasts to the first ‘response’ party. Her brother, Joe comments on her fishnet stockings. She says she wasn’t trying to look sexy. She bought the first costume she looked at. Joe tells us that if he put a wig on, Teresa and him could pass for twins and they would be better looking than the real twins.

Giudice’s and Gorga’s arrive. They are glad the walk is shoveled. Nicole says Joe Giudice gets the worst costume award because he didn’t dress us. He is the party pooper. He is dressed in a suit and said he could be anybody. He sees a man dressed as a police officer and Joe asks him if he is a real police officer. The guy said “yes.” Awkward.

Matt asks Dina on an official date. They agree to keep it simple because once again, she isn’t ready!

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Dina tells Nicole she feels tension. Nicole tells them all about what Amber said. Rosie suggests she ask Amber what she is telling everyone. Amber and Jim arrive. They say hello to everyone. Jim says his opinion of Joe Giudice is what he’s read in the newspaper. He doesn’t want to associate with someone with his reputation.

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Amber says hi to Tuh-ressa who tells her she has been better because she has issues with her over her sister. Amber doesn’t understand. Tuh-ressa goes over and tells Nicole to address Amber and tell her what’s going on. Nicole says Amber owes her an apology. She then begins by saying she heard Amber is telling people she is a ho and that she broke up a family. Mel pipes in and says “I never said she called you a ho.” Amber says “You told her all of this?” Then yells to Nicole and Mel “You two, outside, let’s go.”

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Nicole says, no they don’t need to go outside. Everyone starts yelling. Madness sets in. Next thing we see is Nicole with a heavy grip on Amber’s hair, pulling her head down. People are jumping in and there is more yelling. Soon Matt and Jim come in to break the fight up between the women.

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Amber goes up stairs and yells at Bobby about how Nicole attacked her. He thinks she is joking at first until Jim comes up and starts in. He puts the clump of Amber’s hair on the kitchen table while the two Joe’s look on. 

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Rino decides to get a dog in this fight and tells Jim to get his hands out of his pocket. He doesn’t trust him, he tells us. Rino wants Jim to clarify what Bobby told the guys about how he doesn’t want to be around the Joe’s. Jim tells us that Bobby has been his friend for over ten years and he shouldn’t have to worry about Bobby running to Rino or Joe or anyone else if he tells him something. I have to agree with him. Stop acting like a little bitch Bobby.

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Rino keeps poking at Jim and Joe Gorga says he would like to know as well. Finally, Jim bends down and says to Joe “I work for the same attorney general that is prosecuting your brother-in-law. I deal with mortgage fraud you dumb f*ck.”

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At this point Jim turns around and starts to walk away to leave. Next thing we know, Joe Gorga gets up to follow him and confronts Jim outside.

The fight continues next week.  Until then,

Reality LuLu

 

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  • Marsbars09

    This episode was a hot mess! Nicole and Amber end up fighting and Jim ends up calling Joey some kind of f*ck. Joey wants to clock the guy but knows better to do that.

    • Jennymckitty

      I hate violence, however I would probably laugh if someone decked Jim Marsleezy.

      • Reality LuLu

        I loved Rino yelling at Jim “Get your hands out of your pockets”. LOL

        • Jennymckitty

          Right now, Rino is my favorite housewife.

  • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

    Thanks so much for the recap RLuLu. I rely on you so much to get the happenings because I just won’t tune in to Bravo.
    I don’t mean to have you think that I didn’t like the recap but, I wonder was it as mundane in Bravo reality on the show, as it seemed to me?
    It didn’t seem like there was much going on, AND THEN there was this explosion by the women. You know, RHOA hair affair take down #2 and then the men started biting at each others rears.
    And then the cliff hanger ending. Sounds like a bad version of most end of the season finals of some bite-com (sitcom with tension), to tune into next week for the real Nail Biter fight recap and dirty details!

    • Jennymckitty

      I didn’t watch the first half hour, but the party was boring and the fight was stupid. It really needed subtitles because I would barely understand the high-pitched nasally sounds coming from the twins and Amber.

      • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

        :-)’s

    • Reality LuLu

      No you are right. It was much to do about nothing until the hair got pulled the last 10 minutes of the show. Then all hell broke out. This season is looking to follow New Yorks as being just not that interesting.

      • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

        Thanks.
        Again, I really appreciate you doing the recap for all of us!

  • cait

    Sounds over-scripted to say the least ! For that first responders party I wouldn’t have got a costume, I’d have come with a night-stick and taught them all some manners ! WIN ! WIN !

  • Jennymckitty

    My dislike of Jim started long before this season aired and was based solely on reading about him. If possible, I like him even less now. I wonder if Bravo brought them on to make Joe and Tre look good. It is difficult to find a scumball like that who is willing to come on TV.

  • jane

    On WWHL last night which aired right after RHONJ, Andy showed Mel and Joey a clip from the next episode showing an altercation between Joey and Jim, with Jim threatening Joey that he would have him arrested and thrown in jail, after which was a TH by Jim saying (paraphrasing here but I think I got it all) “I’m trained as an attorney. If I want to hurt you, I am going to sue you. I am going to leverage your house. I’m gonna give you three years of hell in a courtroom. I am going to bleed you dry financially and I am going to humiliate you as I depose you for eight hours and make you my bitch.”
    Joey just pretty much laughed and Melissa said “Are you kidding me?! Where do you find these people, Andy Cohen?!?” which I thought was hilarious given the circumstances how Amber was Melissa’s former friend from her past and also the way she and Joey got on the show themselves.

    This Jim is a self-absorbed, ego-inflated hypocrite. Too bad the mainstream audience is not aware of who this Jim Marcheesey really is and the fact he possibly put lives at risk.

    • cait

      Disgusting man ! We need to ramp up the info, out there, on this vile creature ! The Joes and their wives may be idiots but they’re OUR idiots !

    • Jennymckitty

      I hope that with his new found fame that Discovery ID or CNBC does an expose of him. No one is more deserving of having his name dragged through mud and having his true character exposed. I think before he came on the show, he made certain that his past couldn’t be discussed on Bravo. Uncovering his past is relatively easy…I think even Tre could figure it out. Who doesn’t do a google search to find out about the new people that will be on their show? But I’ll bet it will never be shown on Bravo just like when no one ever brought up Faye’s book on Nicole Brown Simpson.

    • italiano bambino

      Don’t worry the tre huggers would do that after him offended there beloved juicy lol

  • Jennymckitty

    We know why Amber and her weekly acting classes want to be on the show. Do you think Jim the aspiring author wants a book deal?

    • twifan2

      Wouldn’t surprise me.
      Bravo is Bravomercial for these people to hawk their ‘wares’. :/

  • twifan2

    Thank you, Reality LuLu for a great, insightful, SNARKY recap! 🙂
    You really need a medal for having to sit thru that show!

    • Reality LuLu

      Thank you Twi. I love being snarky!! 🙂

      • twifan2

        😀 It shows!

  • Reality LuLu

    G’morning all. This was a crazy episode. LOL

  • twifan2

    So Tre ONLY has ‘grown’ over the years huh? ONLY because she has to play nice for the judge & the prison committee!
    I found it odd that there was a policeman there at the party & he didn’t step in?!

    • Jennymckitty

      I found it odd that Joe didn’t recognize him. I guess he is one of the few cops that hasn’t pulled Joe over on one of his numerous driving violations.

      • twifan2

        LOL True that Jennymckitty! 😀

        Juicy may have been too drunk to remember any of the police persons that have pulled him over! ;D

      • cait

        Not real, obv a plant !

  • WestCoastFeed

    Dina is the Imelda Marcos of New Jersey.
    I’m having computer probs. This has to be a quick visit.

    • twifan2

      Good Morning WCF! 🙂
      Sorry to hear about your comp probs. 🙁
      Hope you can resolve them soon & come back as quickly as possible! 🙂

      To me it proves MORE that this is all scripted! A police, fire person(s) would have jumped in & read these women the riot act!

    • Reality LuLu

      Her closet seriously was to die for! Get your computer fixed woman!!

    • G’morning. Sorry you’re having computer issues. Recover soon and hurry back.

    • Jennymckitty

      Hey WCF, hope your computer gets fixed soon.

      • WestCoastFeed

        I’ll take it to get repairs later today. Thanks.

  • cait

    Now The Tree wants to parent her unruly kids ? YEEAHH ! Ice cream will do it every time ! I’d strip all the good stuff out of their rooms and make them earn it BACK ! Saves a fortune on ice cream ! Didn’t notice any crappelini on the counter-top !

    • twifan2

      Notice how Bravo is putting the ‘big’ fight scene at the front of the season now. Don’t think that’s going to help ratings.

      This show is so lame. Repetitive crap, season after season. Tre is nauseatingly boring!

      • Chloe

        I thought Bravo had a no violence clause after the Apollo Nida incident where he beat the crap out of Kenya’s friend and Porsha dragged Kenya across the floor. Either the clause is in place or it isn’t. Can’t be selective in who can and who can’t fight. Just a thug show

        • twifan2

          Not in the casts’ contracts they don’t.

          Bravo needs that ‘violence’ to keep ppl interested…so they think. :/ smh

          • Chloe

            Andy said it himself at the RHOA reunion. He said, we have a “no violence” policy. I guess he was bs’ing as usual.

          • twifan2

            What he says & what he does are 2 completely different things, Chloe.
            Basically, he’ll do, say whatever brings in $$$.

    • Jennymckitty

      I wasn’t watching then. Did she serve them her gelato?

      • twifan2

        You mean Jaillato, Jennymckitty! 🙂

        • Jennymckitty

          My bad. Sorry Twi.

          • twifan2

            We’ve got to keep it real, Jennymckitty! 😉

  • Great recap, Reality LuLu!

    Another episode trying to portray the Giudice’s as kind, loving, parents with a perfect family. We love our children blah blah blah. I have never seen them both in all seasons interact in such an affectionate way with their kids. The prospect of prison will humble anybody. Teresa is a FRAUD and I am not stupid to fall for her act. YAWN!

    • RealitytvJunkie

      Thank you for pointing this out because I feel the same way.

    • WestCoastFeed

      That scene was filmed AFTER the plea bargain. I think reality was beginning to set in with her.

  • RealitytvJunkie

    Grown women physically fighting. Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. Can you imagine being their kids and seeing their parents fighting on national tv. Honestly, I’m done. I find Amber and Jim completely obnoxious. I find their commercials horrible! In fact, because of their commercials, I would avoid their company/services like the plague. I am a firm believer that the owners of a business should not do their own commercials. Rarely do they turn out well.

  • italiano bambino

    Dina I NEED dick scene (looking for clothes in the closet scene) find it to be boring. ..

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi Bam! 🙂
      OMG! Zender’s scenes were a snoozefest! I just FF thru them. 🙂

      • italiano bambino

        I was like oh grandma wrinkles and her sad doggie

        • twifan2

          Her animals have better personalities than she does. 🙂

    • RealitytvJunkie

      Dina looks so desperate in that scene. I get the impression Tommy filed for divorce and she wants back with him. She’ll miss that big house and the money.

      • italiano bambino

        That’s what I’m saying the luxury

        • WestCoastFeed

          But she is spiritual. She lasted 5 days in the Mongolian yurt before she left for a bed and breakfast.

          • Dave

            What a crock of shit. Yet she owns 400 pairs of shoes.

          • WestCoastFeed

            But she also owns a Buddha. She’s gotta be spiritual.

          • Dave

            In her front yard or backyard?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Inside the house. That makes her even more spiritual!!

          • Dave

            Probably in the closet with the 400 pairs of shoes. So zen!

          • nan/4

            hehe…..

      • twifan2

        I get the impression she misses the $$$ mostly.

        • Dave

          I agree. She’s back for the money.

    • Chloe

      I’m having a hard time warming up to the new girls. I sure miss Caroline. Would love to see more of Rosie too.

  • italiano bambino

    The portrait scene with the little girls Fake as tre boobs

    • RealitytvJunkie

      I didn’t fall for it either.

      • italiano bambino

        She’s really trying hard hope the judge don’t pay mind and do what he/she needs to do.

  • Chloe

    Wow, Amber’s got one stupid husband admitting on the show he’s working with the prosecutor against Joe. Conflict of interest – If I were their attorneys i’d file a complaint for the hell of it. Talk about credibility down the toilet. I had suspected that the way he was acting before. So why be at this affair with him – what’s the difference? He has wanted to blurt that one out since the beginning. I’d think after being on the show besides leaking that bit of info his career is going to tank big time.

    • twifan2

      I thought the DA’s office denied that Jim ever work with/for them?

      • Jennymckitty

        I think the AG denied knowing him. I read somewhere that he gave expert witness testimony before. BTW, I think the AG and Feds know of him…just not in a good way.

        • twifan2

          Thanks Jennymckitty!

          It was the AG’s office, not the Da, that he supposedly worked with/for.
          I think a lot of Fed agencies know of Big Jim. 😉

    • Jennymckitty

      Chloe, he was lying. I think he has worked with one prosecuter as an expert (read paid) witness in a mortgage fraud case.

      • Chloe

        Thank you. That man is a liar and fraud. I read an exclusive interview where he blames editing for the miscommunication. He clearly lied.

    • cait

      He worked with the DA to keep his own sorry ass out of prison !

  • italiano bambino

    Idk I found the fight scene to be fake.. jmo

  • italiano bambino

    I wonder if Amber and jim regret joining the show after all that dirt coming out.

    • twifan2

      They should! 🙂

  • jane

    Factoid about Matthew Schultz, Dina Manzo’s supposed new man in her life: Matt states in a recent interview that he knew Melissa Gorga during his college days. He also thinks Joe is “cool”. There is also a blog published all the way back in October 2012 (but no source cited) that allegedly linked Matt and Melissa together (a picture of just him is shown playing guitar and he is called Matt “Hollywood”), saying Melissa was interested in him but he dropped her when he found out who paid for her boob job. Six degrees of separation. . . . .

    • cait

      Sounds like one of the Tree’s delusions !

    • Chloe

      I bet the site was one of the Melissa hate sites that use to publish a lot of lies about her. They all got sued and changed their tune quickly.

  • Michael

    I’m still wondering what Andy meant when he said: “We don’t condone or excuse physical violence under any circumstance.” but I think all the ladies, and most of the men, were wearing a lovely shade of orange, as usual. Joe G was looking a little pale though.

    • Chloe

      Thank you for posting this. I made a similar comment down thread.

    • twifan2

      IF it was true what Andy said about ‘not condoning or excusing physical violence’, then Bravo SHOULD put that in the cast members’ contracts!
      As far as I know, it’s not. They cannot sue the production company or other cast members, is what I’ve heard.

      • Michael

        Even if it weren’t in the contracts, Bravo doesn’t have to air the footage or use it to promote the show. Personally, I don’t care. If these women want to sign up to a show where therey know there could be altercations, more power to them. Although I read comments where many people complain about the violence, they are usually Bravo’s highest rated shows.

        • twifan2

          Exactly!
          Bravo>violence+ratings=$$$

          • Dave

            AGREED!

        • Birdie11

          They don’t condone it…they just set the stage for it, create scenarios to encourage it, promote episodes around it, highlight it…then feign horror and disgust when it happens…all in living color. Then they assume the viewers are stupid to top it all off.

  • LoLo

    Dina is so boring. I thought her return was going to bring some excitement but all we see is her talking about her soon to be ex, her closet & her animals (which are more interesting than her). She seems out of place around all of them. I like her as a person but she’s not good entertainment on the show.

    Amber & her husband are both so attention hungry & it’s obvious. If Jim was really concerned about his job he would not have attended knowing they were there or he would not have engaged in conversation with them. I call BS, he wants to be on the show & is using it as an excuse for conflict. Both him & Amber come off to me as desperate to be “famous”.

    I’m really tired of the Tre & Joe using the kids for sympathy. All of a sudden each episode has them showing us how much they need to be there for the kids. I agree with Milania over the picture “this is the surprise”. No young child would be happy with a picture for a surprise when they are used to getting expensive toys.

    • Dave

      Dina is boring. I can’t believe we had to lose Kathy and Rich for these new losers…sorry the show is a mess and not in a good way.

      • LoLo

        Exactly. Dina’s not willing to be open so she’s not cut out for this? Plus, she doesn’t thrive on drama, again another reason why tv is not for her.

        • Dave

          I would have to disagree slightly. I think Dina pretends she doesn’t thrive on the drama. It’s all a bad act. She’s a self-absorbed bitch. I know people who work with her. And her revelation about giving up the house to Tommy although she hinted that he was a cheater is a crock of shit.

          • LoLo

            She may like the drama but that doesn’t mean she will reveal her own personal issues or create drama. I always got the impression that she felt she was better than the others. She makes little digs towards the others (even if they are true). I don’t think she is an angel just not cut out for this show because she won’t cause drama or has a sense of humor.

  • cait

    That hair looks like it’s been cut off, not pulled !

    • italiano bambino

      Fight scene look so staged

    • Birdie11

      That pic is probably matted, framed and hanging in the Bravo offices.

      • Dave

        You made me chuckle here.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Melissa tweeted a photo of herself in the SWAT costume back on January 23rd . Bravo filmed scenes of the women in Atlantic City prior to that, that have not been shown yet.
    Juicy’s grandmother was visiting from Italy when Milania took her first communion in mid May. which is probably about the time the big family portrait was made. That was after the plea bargain. Bravo is really messing around with the time frame this season. This is worse than prior seasons.

    • twifan2

      They’re making it up as they go along-scripting.

      • WestCoastFeed

        They must have done some quick reediting when Juicy’s father died. That portrait taking scene must have really happened in May.

        • Jennymckitty

          I think they scrambled real fast after Joe’s dad died to air that. I wonder if they put the fight scene in early because of saggy ratings.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Could be. yet it didn’t seem to me that Bravo did much to hype the show this past week. They didn’t run the first look until 11 o’clock yesterday morning.

          • Jennymckitty

            The entire episode was a snooze fest. They didn’t want to let us in on that. They have been showing the small clip of the hair pulling all week. I just wish they would show the women having fun together but that won’t happen. I don’t think this particular group of women enjoy each other’s company and Bravo loves a good fight.

          • Birdie11

            I actually thought the way she grabbed her hair and talked in her ear was so ridiculous, it was laughable.

          • Jennymckitty

            WCF, the site that you thought looked like makeup alley….I believe it was Cafepharma. People stopped posting on it in 2008 but I read the last page and it sounds like someone posted portions of the book he wrote about the case. I am going to have to try and read the whole thing.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes, that was it. Thanks. If you find anything newsworthy. please let us know.

          • Jennymckitty

            Sure will. It is tedious but his CTI nickname is Pizza Pizza referring to Little Cesar’s mascot.

        • Dave

          I suspect that’s what happened.

    • Dave

      This is typical with all these shows. They tape the footage and glue various parts together. Rarely do they ever follow the chronological order of events.

  • WestCoastFeed

    What spiritual, zen woman needs 400 pairs of shoes? That is obscene!!

    • cait

      Neigh-Neigh Sneakes takes expensive shoes off any random stranger ! If you need these items to bolster your personality, then that says it all !

    • Birdie11

      Nothing says zen like a crapload of clutter. She’s a poser, no one believes her ridiculous shtick. Hope you’re having a pleasant Monday, WCF.

    • Chloe

      Dina’s defintion of Zen = Materially obsessed person

    • murlut

      Dina is disgusting pig. No one needs 400 pairs of shoes. She was a gold digger and apparently still is. Tommy couldn’t afford to build her a dream house cause she was out spending every dime he made. Tommy needs to kick her and the shoes to the curb

      • Dave

        Dina is the most phony.. claiming she is all zen etc.etc.etc. but has the trashiest mouth..and she can’t drive down with the Giudices and the Gorga’s or Kathy and Rosie….poor Dina has to go all by herself?

        This year is by far the trashiest bunch yet…I truly believe that Joe and Teresa think the judge is watching this show so he/she will pull the “sorry for the girls card” and let them off easy.

        I think Miliania will benefit from a change in authority…..certainly can’t hurt.This story line is so beyond boring that they had to have a slut costume party and a fight 3 weeks into the season?

      • cait

        Kick her out and burn the shoes to help her get her Choo-less zen back !

      • RonnieIsBack

        Gonzo is a gold digging mutt…and she is a coward…

    • you got mail.

  • Dave

    I am confused. Jim is a lawyer, oh wait, he just studied but didn’t take the bar. He is an author of 3 books, oh wait, he didn’t publish them because he didn’t think they were good enough. He works for the NJ state attorney generals office and the feds on mortgage fraud cases and gets paid millions, oh, wait they both say nope he’s not working with us for us or ever has worked on cases.

    So is Jim full of sh!t, hot air or just full of himself?

    And least we forget he could not be around the Joe’s because all they do is fight, oh, wait, his WIFE Amber, is the 1st that is fighting. AND the 1st women on RHONJ to get into a physical altercation.

    Yeah, I got Jim’s number.

    • murlut

      I don’t blame him. He is the president of a mortgage company and is used as an expert witness to prosecute people like the GIUDICES who steal and then pled guilty. I wouldn’t want to be around them either. Amber said what she said but she needed to own up to it but Nicole and Teresa were out of line bringing it up at a PARTY. That was CLASSLESS. Then again, I am not sure there is a lot of class in New Jersey

      • Dave

        If Jim can’t be around Joe and Teresa then why did he and his wife agree to join the show? They’re Not ” extras” being filmed. His wife signed up to be a HW in a show where Teresa and Joe are the main characters. No surprise there.

        Jim has already been outed as a liar. He’s doesn’t work with the prosecutors office. They said they never heard of him.

      • TopGear

        Jim is not even an expert witness, he’s a cooperating witness. He cut a deal. He’s a snitch, that’s how they got that ridiculous house in Colts Neck from the proceeds of a whistle blower law suit.

  • TopGear

    My favorite part was when Joe asked the cop if he was really a cop and when he said he was Joe was like I am outta here. He couldn’t get away fast enough!!

    • RonnieIsBack

      I know I died…twice.

  • Dave

    Yes, that’s the best way to honor the men and women who put their lives on the live as first responders: by having a bunch of borderline illeterate floosys pretend cat fighting while using the worst impression of a Jersey accent I have ever heard. More and more like the South Park parody episode every day.

    More towns need to put a stop to their filming, because this garbage is just an embarassment.

    • Birdie11

      Amen…and putting a whorey spin on the costumes was an especially classy touch. I am on the brink of turning this off for good…it celebrates ignorance, trashiness, and criminals…Bravo is sinking to new lows..and fast. To top it off…this season is completely boring.

      • Harleygirl0685

        The new low I saw on Bravo tonight was the commercial for that parenting show when the lady says something like sex is just a hug with your genitals! WTF is all I could say when I picked my chin up off the floor! Where do they find these people?

        • RonnieIsBack

          OMG…are you serious? folks have no shame…

        • Birdie11

          Hey Harleygirl! Bravo wants your chin on the floor…so they have done their job with that commercial…BLECH!!! Who in the world knows where they find the freaks.

    • Harleygirl0685

      Totally agree! And correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t it supposed to be a fundraiser or something to that effect? I have friends that grew up in Franklin Lakes and they sound nothing like that!

    • RonnieIsBack

      Co-Sign….

  • cait

    I think they brought them in, esp Dym, to destroy Joe and make Bravo appear neutral ! Got it wrong again ! They’re all horrible !

  • cait

    Bravo were concerned that Caro & Al, Jaq & Chris, Kathy, Rich and Rosie were going to give a certain amount of support because of the girls and it would take the “cutting-edge” away ! I think it would have made superb TV given all the previous drama !

  • nan/4

    With the exception of Kathy and Rosie (who are almost never on the show) I can’t honestly say that can’t stand any of them!! This show just keeps on getting worse and worse, IMO, and is almost unbearable to watch.

    Take care everyone! 🙂

  • cait

    It’s not how much we like or dislike Juicey and the Tree, but Bravo are messing with people’s lives to get good ratings ! Leave it to the Judicial system, Bravo !

    • Harleygirl0685

      EXACTLY! EXACTLY! EXACTLY! There is just something so wrong about this season! Every time I see those Guidice girls on screen I cringe because I just feel so sad for them. I try to justify it by thinking maybe Bravo is financially setting the girls up, but as a mom those kids, that whole family for that matter should not be on tv! And then for them to say they don’t know why it’s happening and they don’t care what people think is such a slap in the face to the viewers ! I know this is a delusional thought but I was hoping maybe on the first episode they would have said , we fk’d up and we are owning it and we are gracefully bowing out to spend what quality time we have left out of the spotlight, and maybe just maybe apologize to the viewers . This whole RHONJ has really turned into one big shit show!

      • RonnieIsBack

        The Gudice girls are running a muck..well at least Milania is..no criticism just stating the obvious..she is like “yall going to jail so phuck yall. Her attitude is beyond horrible and if I know dirty Bravo, they will air some nasty chit that comes out of her mouth for entertainment purposes…I really feel sorry for the girls…

  • Sub Par Poster

    Awesome recap lulu.

    OT, I just had to fucking LOL at that fucking idiot meinnyc criticizing Melissa’s vocabulary when she used the word “casted” instead of cast. Yes, she was wrong, but who the fuck is he critiquing anyone’s vocabulary? In my best Kristen Taekman singing voice he is “DELUSIONAL.” What a fucking Marlon Brando wannabe he is. He is faker than Courtney Stodden’s tits! Sorry for the rant but the two idiot residents over at that other site make it too damn easy. Too fucking bad that we cannot express ourselves freely over yonder, so I will come here to vent.Oh, as for the other village idiot I did not name, just take a cue from my name. GAWD, that fuckwad, I have to gooogle a recipe, whenever anyone asks me for one, is another poser.C*ck sucking, fat ass that cannot step away from his puter. Yeah, you know who you are.

    • cait

      Not used to posts like this ! Don’t like tone !

    • twifan2

      LOL SubParPoster! 😀
      Rant away! 🙂
      We all do. 😉

    • Birdie11

      Ok…I gotta know…who is this second person…more hints please…

  • Bonita Gee

    Bravo ain’t messing with anyone’s life…….. These people messing with their OWN lives by signing up to be on reality TV….. DAMN FOOLS.
    Any who, I’m not sure if I like Jim and Amber Marchese yet…. but I’d LOVE to see the two midgets, Joe and Jim, fight. Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!
    Oh my goodness….. in my Shanaynay voice

    • Harleygirl0685

      Bravo is like an enabler to an addict!

      What I totally do not understand is why would Ambers husband sign on to a show with convicted felons when he clearly is making it out to be that he can’t and won’t be involved with them! Was he hoping it was gonna turn into the Marchese Family show. He rubs me the wrong way, something is not right with him, he’s just plain fk’n weird!

      • Bonita Gee

        YES RIGHT!! Why would you agree on sign onto a show where you KNOW you’d have to socialize or be associated with the Giudice’s, whom HE CLAIMS he can’t associate with because of legal purposes!!
        The whole show has gone to HELL…. and the only reason to watch is the watch the GOONS fight, the men and the women.
        Lets face it they’re all low life GOONS and the only thing ENTERTAINING about the show is the fights. Other than that they’re just rich CLOWNS who have NO CLASS!

        • Harleygirl0685

          Couldn’t agree with you more, except I think we are finding out that they all are really not rich!
          It all makes spence now why Bravo went with the circus theme for their Summer by Bravo doesn’t it? LOL

      • RonnieIsBack

        Agreed..he is a famewhore for sure. All this plugging about I wrote three books (but they are not published) I want to act, direct, I am a lawyer, but never practiced law.etc..his azz is thirsty as hell…

  • cait

    Marchese is just an UNCONVICTED felon !

  • RonnieIsBack

    Great recap…they are all nuts….
    And they are all really really dumb…so very very dumb…in my Antoine Dodson’s voice…

  • RonnieIsBack

    Waht was with the meat head that they thought was so hot…serioulsy…OK he wasn’t bad looking but he looked as dumb as a box of rock…and Tre & Co are the boxes that holds all the rocks…
    Juicy had a look on his face like “I cannot wait to be locked up and away from yous….”

    • Birdie11

      Ewww…I didn’t find anything about him attractive…YUCK. Juicy looks exhausted and over the pretense…like he wants to just get on with it.

      • Harleygirl0685

        OMG don’t say anything negative about him! You will unleash those 2 women from the other night ! They will go on and on how wonderful he is, I think they forget he signed up for reality tv….so ssshhhh

    • Harleygirl0685

      Read my comment below

  • WestCoastFeed

    Ratings are in. Sunday’s show more dismal numbers–1.753 million. And next week Bravo is going to air the show at 8 and follow immediately by the rerun at 9. I don’t know what the Mendoza line is for ratings but I think NJ is inching toward the Mendoza line.

    • Thanks West! LOL at the Mendoza line….I love it. No surprise here. Even with the hyped up fight episode, viewers are not tuning in.

      • WestCoastFeed

        The newbies are not working. Amber & Jim are working double time trying to recoup from their disastrous beginnings.

        • I agree and I actually find Jim to be very comical. His talking head with the tie and vest cracks me up.

          • Birdie11

            He reminds me of a skeezy used car salesman.

          • Yes! So disingenuous but presents himself as the pillar of justice. I love foolishness like that.

          • Birdie11

            Yes…it’s amusing how he views himself…even though he’s alone.

          • I can see people falling for his tricks prior to him going on TV