Saturday Funnies: FURRY Licious

Posted on Aug 2 2014 - 3:00am by Trixie Felonabulous

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  • BaybeK8s

    Good morning Tre’s Closet. What a great way to start my day. (Better than Folgers) (Been up since 4am reading AAtT) I look forward to the Sat.Funnies like childhood Christmas mornings. It is my version of crack, chocolate, ice cream and potato chips.To paraphrase Pookie, “I tried to kick the AAtT habit but it just be callin’ me man, it be callin’ me… I just got to go to it! “.

    Hope you and the rest of my AAtT family have a relaxing and enjoyable Sat. xoxo

    • Morning Baybe and everybody! 🙂

      Ahahahaha!!!! This is sweet and funny at the same time.

      Have a great day sweetheart! xo

      • BaybeK8s

        Good morning Dr.

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    I am perplexed. Does Teresa have to stand upside down to water her armpits? Does does donate the hair to make wigs for sick people? Does she braid it? Can she tie it to a bottle of Fabellini and use it as a carrier? Is Teresa’s life the pits? I WANT TO KNOW NOW DAMN IT!

    • twifan2

      Well Vince, see if she’ll grant you an audience & then report back to us your ‘findings’! ;D

      • WestCoastFeed

        I’ll bet Leopard Man knows all of the answers to Vince’s questions.

        • twifan2

          True, WCF. BUT! would Leotard Boy share with us? I think not.

    • twifan2

      See the gif above to see how Tre does it, Vince. ;D

    • nan/4

      LOL!!!!!

  • Morning All!

    Another great job Twi 🙂 I love video. Bwahaha!!

    • Marsbars09

      Good morning Doc.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Twi. You are too much!!!!
    Happy Saturday, everyone.

  • twifan2

    This was ALL Vince’s idea! 🙂
    Kudos goes to Vince! 😀

    • WestCoastFeed

      Thank you, Vince.

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        It wasn’t really my idea, I gave my observation to Twi and she ran with it. Kudos to Twi.

    • WTF?

  • WestCoastFeed

    What I want to know is why did Tre’s hands turn white? Has she been doing something sinful?

    • twifan2

      I’m thinking she didn’t apply tanning stuff to her palms OR she has some sort of powder on them? idk… :/

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        Maybe she has the same condition that Michael Jackson had?

        • skin vitiligo

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            No, I think it is called criminalitist

      • exactly

    • Vince Foster, Jr.

      Jazz hands

  • Marsbars09

    Oh that’s so gross!
    Twi, I see that you made Tre’s funnies a real short one today.

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi Mars! 🙂
      Well, just how much can ppl stand to see Tre growing hair? 😮

      • Marsbars09

        You have a point, but you’re funnies are normally extended, that’s all.

        • twifan2

          Did you see the video?
          That’s pretty long. 😀
          Cha cha cha chia….PIT! 😀

          • The video is hilarious!

          • WestCoastFeed

            God, but I love Saturdays!!!
            thank you twi!!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Does the video of the chimp sliding into the drink give another view of the pits?

          • twifan2

            Yes, but it’s kind of quick. 😀

            http://i.imgur.com/Bbm9gk0.gif

          • twifan2

            But I think this one shows the ‘pits’ longer. ;D
            http://i.imgur.com/W2CsM8B.gif

          • Birdie11

            This vid should be the official AATT video…it perfectly represents us.

          • twifan2

            This more like us, Birdie! ;D

            http://i.imgur.com/eY34jcS.gif

          • Birdie11

            YES…I vote for BOTH.

          • Marsbars09

            I like that too, Twi!
            O/T: Do you know much about the history of Peanuts? I have a Peanuts calendar and this month features Snoopy and two other Beagles. I asked my co-worker about them and she thinks it’s Snoopy’s brothers. Does Snoopy have brothers to your knowledge?

          • twifan2

            I believe he does, Mars-have knowledge of his brothers & sisters.
            Snoopy is usually depicted as having seven siblings. 🙂

          • is there one of just cats kittys? id love to send it to my friend

          • twifan2
          • WestCoastFeed

            They’re all perfect for any cat lover.

          • yes more please any group ones?

          • twifan2

            Let me see..
            be back 🙂

          • twifan2

            Ok, found these.
            The first one is my Fave! That’s about it for group ones.

            http://i.imgur.com/Z5sdMth.gif

            http://i.imgur.com/jUPQHUI.gif

            http://i.imgur.com/yN0LbIk.gif

            http://i.imgur.com/ilWVqbj.gif

          • aww thank u

          • twifan2

            You welcome.
            I’ll keep an eye out for more.

          • adorbs… awwww!

          • you nailed it!

          • Marsbars09

            Hi birdie!
            O/T: As a lover of the Peanuts gang, do you know if Snoopy had two brothers? My August Peanuts calendar features Snoopy with two other Beagles. My co-worker seems to think they are his brothers.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Originally Snoopy had 7 siblings at the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm.
            Andy, Marbles, Spike, Olaf, Molly, Rover and Belle. & Snoopy make 8.
            But in the comic strip only 5 ever appeared: four brothers, Andy, Marbles, Olaf, and Spike; and one sister, Belle

          • Birdie11

            I knew there was a littler…I only remember the name Belle…those names are too cute…

          • Marsbars09

            Hi T-lilly! You sure are knowledgeable about animation! I wonder which of the brothers were featured on my August calendar? One looked raggedy and the other was plump with a mustache and baseball cap.
            It’s so cute!

          • twifan2

            I think that’s Spike.

          • Marsbars09

            The ragged looking one or the plump one?

          • Birdie11

            I think Spike is the one with a mustache and a brown western looking hat.

          • Marsbars09

            Thanks!

          • twifan2

            Ragged one.

          • Marsbars09

            I’m confused now. T-lilly described the ragged one (shaggy really) as Andy. I’ve determined the brothers featured on my August calendar are Andy and Olaf.

          • twifan2

            This is what have:
            Hope it helps some, Mars! 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            Awww…thanks Twi!
            One of the dogs on the calendar was definitely Andy. Olaf must be the other one.

          • twifan2

            Look above, I posted the pic that T-Lily had with the names under them. 🙂

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Hope this helps. Lets see, if I remember correctly…

            Spike – First appeared August 13, 1975. He lives in a desert outside Needles, California. Spike was the first one of Snoopy’s siblings to appear, and appears in the strip the most frequently out of all of Snoopy’s siblings. Spike has the moustache.

            Belle – First appeared June 28, 1976. She is Snoopy’s sister and has an unnamed teenage son. She is in the Pink dress.

            Molly – is in the blue.

            Marbles – First appeared September 28, 1982. He is the smart one in the family. He’s the one that has spots.

            Olaf- First appeared January 24, 1989. He is the family misfit and was originally referred to as “Ugly Olaf”. He is in the baseball cap

            Andy – First appeared February 14, 1994. He is a shaggy dog and always appears with Olaf. Top left corner.

            Rover – is between Olaf & Belle.

          • Marsbars09

            Thanks t-lilly! I guess Andy and Olaf are the brothers that are featured on my August calendar.
            Is there anything you don’t know?

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Yes, ha-ha! There’s a chit ton that I don’t know Marsie.
            Think I mixed up Belle & Molly. I think Belle is in blue. Snoopy was my Mom’s favorite so I guess it stuck. lol.

          • Birdie11

            Your brain is an encyclopedia of FUN!!

          • T-Lily is awesome 🙂

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Awww, thanks Birdie!

          • twifan2

            Like this:
            🙂

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Yeppers. But I think I mixed up Belle & Molly. It’s been a long time since I’ve needed to pull out the Snoopy trivia. lol
            Happy Saturday Twi. Hope you are enjoying a beautiful day today!

          • Marsbars09

            Thanks for sharing the family photo and printing their names, Twi.
            I think Snoopy favors Marbles, Rover, and Belle the most out of all of his siblings.
            LOL! I can’t believe I’m stating this….

          • Marsbars09

            Thanks for sharing, T-lilly.
            Aren’t they an eclectic group? 🙂

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            YW, Mars. I knew there were at least 5 siblings. I couldn’t remember all the names had to check Google to see if I was right.

          • Hi sugah! *waving*

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Howdy Hey Doc! Happy Saturday. Have a good weekend.

          • Birdie11

            Twi answered way more than I could below…I have a Peanuts calendar going now too Marsie..my August is Snoopy camping with Woodstock and his birdie pals.

          • Marsbars09

            Actually t-lilly offered the historical information, but thanks anyway.

          • Birdie11

            Oh whoopsie!!! Sorry T-Lily!!!

          • Ahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Brilliant.

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! Girl you’re crazy.

          • twifan2

            😉

  • twifan2

    Poor Tre!
    I think she over used her product. :/

    • Marsbars09

      Ewww! Why did you post that, Twi? I just lost my eyesight!

      • twifan2

        LOL 😀
        It’ll return in a few minutes, Mars! 🙂

        • Marsbars09

          LOL!

          • nan/4

            OMG!!!!!!! I’m hysterical here!!!!!! This TOTALLY made my day!!!!!! I thank-you. 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            I’m glad Twi and I can be of some comic relief. 🙂

          • nan/4

            You most certainly are! I was feelin’ kind of crummy until I saw this and read your response Marsie! LOL! I love youse guys! 😉

          • Marsbars09

            Thank you!

          • twifan2

            Luvs you back, Nan! 🙂

          • nan/4

            🙂

    • WestCoastFeed

      Ah! One of my all-time favorites!!

      • twifan2

        It’s like her ‘product’ went rogue! 😮

      • mine as well

    • nan/4

      LOLOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • thats teresa look on parole date imo

      • Birdie11

        Except the hair will be gray.

        • very true

          • WestCoastFeed

            Doxxie, I saw a tweet from Penny Drossos this week and she claims that the “gag order” no longer applies. Do you know how long HW participants have to keep quiet about their roles in the show? Has it been over 2 years now? My memory was that they couldn’t say anything for 2 years.

          • penny signed a production contract as a free stand in, side piece, friend of a friend, guest, housewife, her contract was at each filming stating she cant talk about production or filming that has not aired. i do not know the standard length. i thought it was 5 years. remember Penny lies a lot !!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Five years is probably more correct. And yes, Penny lies, but not as much as Johnny does. Did you know that he is writing a book about his reality tv experiences?

          • anyone can write a book n publish for free on amazon. greek is what we call mut’sugar…… olden day slang word for a retarded person. kewl ur panties on the political over correctness. the r word is just a word. we r adults here.

          • WestCoastFeed

            He does appear to have completely convinced himself that he is an innocent victim of circumstances and that nothing that happened to him was of his own doing.

          • I TALKED TO HIM EVERYDAY ON THE PHONE..some days he called 5 to 10 times. he is delusional n a liar. yes he was set up at finally but i warned him before he went in. he knew joe wanted to beat him. joe went steroid crazy n went to far n broke the law. greek is a victim of assault.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Oh, yes, the assault. He should win on that one. But for everything that led up to it was his own doing. I’m thinking of his campaign to get Penny cast on the show by promising to destroy Melissa.

          • exactly…..

          • WestCoastFeed

            Did he ever talk to you about Pete Giudice and how Pete fit into things?

          • yes. greek talked very highly of pete n pete talked highly of greek until greek went crazy then pete said he could no longer talk to me or greek. but every once in a while i did talk with pete while he was at terea home, inside…..

          • WestCoastFeed

            IMO, Pete is Teresa’s claim to her “plausible deniabiltiy” that she had nothing to do with the campaign to smear Melissa. She let Pete be the one to feed the rumors to Johnny. Pete and his friend, Frankie.

          • exactly…. i didnt know u knew the frankie story. i came into it with pete n frankie…that is how i met greek…..

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes, I have been following this since Johnny first began his hateful twitter campaign and always suspected that Teresa was behind it all. Frankie for the most part kept his twitter account private, but now and then his part would become evident.

          • twifan2

            What did they hope to gain from that campaign?
            Tre was about to go down anyways. Sooner or later it would all come about the mess Tre ‘created’.
            Tre has no pull on who comes onto the show.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Mostly they actually thought Penny could be a full time NJ housewife and bring in the big bucks. Plus they believed Teresa when she claimed that Melissa and Joey campaigned in a similar way to get themselves on the show in order to destroy Teresa.

          • twifan2

            THAT was their BIG mistake-believing what Tre said!
            smh

          • WestCoastFeed

            And sad to say, there are many Tre Huggers who still believe that story.

          • twifan2

            Must be crazy there on Trelusional island. :/

          • twifan2

            All the while keeping her hands ‘clean’! >(

          • twifan2

            How far along in the court system is that case, WCF?
            The assault case.

          • WestCoastFeed

            I don’t know, but Doxxie may know. My guess is that the defendants are trying to extend it so long that Johnny settles cheap or backs out entirely

          • twifan2

            Johnny seems like a pit bull with a bone to pick!

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            He withdrew the criminal complaint when the other side withdrew theirs. I know he was threatening to sue Bravo. Was that case ever filed?

          • twifan2

            Ask Dox, she may know about that.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes, he filed a civil complaint against Bravo & the production team, the Lauritas and Joe Gorga.

          • twifan2

            WCF, has Penny opened up any hair salons lately?
            Or has she just left that business alone for now?

          • WestCoastFeed

            The last one she opened may have stayed open as long as a month. She now works out of her home.

          • WOW! They’ve hit rock bottom.

          • WestCoastFeed

            I guess they’re living on what he earns at the hot dog place. Yet he brags about his home on one of the Greek islands. Rhodes, I think he said.

          • LOL–I’m sure he leaves the part out about the home being in his family for years and owned by him and his siblings.

          • its his brothers hot dog place. greek is no more than a high school student employee

          • twifan2

            I knew it! 🙂
            Thanks for the info, Dox! :

          • Thanks for the info, Doxie.

            SMH…what happened to them? Seems like they lost everything. No wonder they were so pressed to get on the RHONJ.

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            No, he is one of the owners. He got his share from his dad.

          • WestCoastFeed

            I thought it was his uncle’s place.

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            I am pretty sure his father was an owner.

          • twifan2

            So how many ‘own’ the place now, Vince?
            Have shares in it, do you know?

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            It was own by the Rutts family until the 70s I think when John’s dad and his partners bought it. I think there were 3 or 4 partners. Now the next generation is there. They do make a good hot dog. I used to go there as a kid a lot.

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            Most Greek people have family homes in Greece, especially the islands. The houses are the homes their ancestors used to live it. Probably no running water and electricity.

          • twifan2

            :/
            Doesn’t sound like she’s too good. 🙁

          • penny has not had a salon in 5 years +…its all lies and more lies. penny works out of her home…..

          • twifan2

            Does she even have a Cosmetology license?

      • WestCoastFeed

        That’s the result of “Furrylicious.”

    • I just love love love the Furrylicious Tre!

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      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        I hear that Teresa has a dirty carpet!

  • WestCoastFeed

    OT–the latest on the Wakile house

    http://instagram.com/p/rNL92mjkbw/

    • OMG! That house is going to be beautiful.

      • bet gorgas r not the builders – lol

        • WestCoastFeed

          No, Kevin Jonas is the builder.

        • Ah hell no! LOL!

          • WestCoastFeed

            There’s mail for you, Doc.

    • Marsbars09

      Wow! The Wakiles’ and builders are making great strides.
      Mel must be so envious as she and Joe can’t afford to build her mega mansion.
      Thanks for sharing WCF.

      • WestCoastFeed

        Hi, Mars. The rough carpentry goes fast. But it is coming along nicely.

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    • twifan2

      How long before you roll it out?

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        • twifan2

          Ok, thank you! 🙂

        • Thank you for posting this!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Caroline and Lauren are shopping today–

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152608546703276

    • lol i posted that on my twitter acct a while ago…i bet its all for filming n lauren bought dress a year ago…..

      • heck we r taking bets she doesnt even get married…..

        • WestCoastFeed

          The wedding date has been set for sometime in 2015. Of course, plans could change. But they booked the chapel at Fordham for the service.

          • $5 bet she doesnt marry…..

          • WestCoastFeed

            I’m not a betting woman. Besides I really don’t care one way or another.

        • Hi honey!!!!

          LOL–Now that Lauren has lost weight, Vito has gotten bigger. I think she’ll want a muscular man and call off the wedding. Most big girls that lose a lot of weight usually do that.

          • Birdie11

            Or Vito will act insecure and bug the living crap out of her.

          • Oh yeah! Those issues for typical when one partner lose a lot of weight. I can see a change in Lauren’s attitude from her Instagram postings.

          • twifan2

            I don’t think Vito’s that type.
            I think he’ll just go along with what ever Lauren does, says. 🙁

          • Not if he feels threatened she’s looking at other men or other men want her new trimmed down physique.

          • twifan2

            Vito does look like the ‘possessive’ type. AND Lauren looks to me like a head strong type.

          • I saw some pics on Lauren’s Instagram (since the dramatic weight loss) that made me raise an eyebrow.

          • Birdie11

            Usually guys are attracted to big girls for a reason…a big girl gone thin can cause all kinds of problems.

          • twifan2

            I sort of feel bad for Vito. 🙁
            I hope Lauren doesn’t run all over him. :/

          • Birdie11

            He seems like a good guy…I always thought Lauren went with him because she thought she couldn’t attract anyone else. I hope not. ):

          • twifan2

            I got that same feeling, Birdie.
            We’ll see what happens in the coming year.
            How old is Lauren, Vito?

          • Birdie11

            She is 25/26…not sure about him…

          • twifan2

            Thanks Birdie.
            Lauren needs to go out into the world & do some exploring. Now that she has a new outwardly appearance.
            She’ll see what a good guy Vito really is.
            I hope!

          • Birdie11

            I agree…don’t push marriage for awhile at least. Too much adjusting going on….

          • twifan2

            Too much to do. See. Try! 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            They are hardly rushing into it. When did they meet? Was it season 2? And they set the date for next year.

          • twifan2

            Vito was friends with one of the guys in high school or college. So, Lauren knew Vito from before RHWNJ.

          • WestCoastFeed

            He was Albie’s college friend. I remember an episode when he talked to Vito because he was not happy that Vito was dating his sister.

      • WestCoastFeed

        Nope filming wrapped this week. They had a wrap party. Lauren did a photo shoot for a magazine about shopping for a bridal gown and that was probably filmed for the spinoff. This is for her real wedding gown.

  • Vince Foster, Jr.
    • WestCoastFeed

      Thanks, Vince, I had forgotten about that old picture of her. Caught without makeup.

    • Marsbars09

      OMG! Tre needs her make-up painted back on stat!

    • Missy Michelle

      Looks like Lou Ferrigno!!

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