Saturday Funnies: Iza ProfreshOnal

Posted on Jul 26 2014 - 7:53am by Trixie Felonabulous

Iza professional

 

I duz mys appranses profreshannlee!

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I get dars when Iz getz thar!

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Peoplezes just dontz getz dats I haz lotz of plazez to be ats to getz mez somz moneys for mez andz Joe

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Iz buzy hustl’n

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Likes Joe’z doings. SEEZ!

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Soz comz andz seez me!  ANDZ givez tos m̶e̶z̶ my favorit charity!

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Haz somes of myz fabulicious foodz andz drinks!

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mice drining fushi

 

Catchz me when youses can. ‘Causez I be buzy

hustlin Tre-orange

 

 

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  • TartLemon

    It’s just me I know, but there’s nothing funny about these POS CONVICTED CRIMINALS.

    • Hi TartLemon-Their lives are so outrageous sometimes ya just gotta laugh.

      • TartLemon

        Yeah, I get that and respect the devotion, time and energy it takes to maintain a site like this. IMO, Bravo needs to hiatus the NJ franchise and revamp it without Teresa and Dina. The new cast additions seem to take the franchise back to the original intent and could be interesting, but Bravo lost in the translation trying to combine all the story lines. They lost 500,000 viewers in a week for a good reason.

        HWNJ needs to relaunch without the Giudices, showing them only when we can see the cuffed, shackled orange jump suited perp walk.

        GET IT TOGETHER BRAVO.

        • I couldn’t agree more with you. I fell in love with the RHONJ from the initial family oriented storylines. Now they’ve added convicted criminals, people’s ego’s have grown too big and not too mention the family feud that ruined the show. I like the twins and their families. Teresa and Dina are boring and watching a mother exploit her family for a buck is disgusting.

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            I think they should start a new show.
            Put NayNay, Tereesa, Vicki, Tamra, Brandi (throw in Leanne Rhimes [sp] just to do it), Adriana from Miami, and the plastic fantastic Adrienne Mahoof (just for camel toe competition with Tre)…all together.
            Oh I forgot Phaekra and Porsha too, they should be there just for the loud mouth face action cheering section.
            Call it…”The USA Reel B*tchy Wives Club”. J. Springer can open it up, standing there holding a big ole deep water Rod with a huge Hook on the line, to sink into the gutter mouth wench that pops off first.

        • Marsbars09

          Hi Tart! I understand you’re stating. I’ve always felt they should have added new cast members that weren’t family for season three and/or four. I think the producers overplayed their hand when they focused on the family drama.
          I don’t think RHNJ will ever be the same, no matter how they revamp it.

          • They should have gotten all new women and keep Kathy.

          • Marsbars09

            Nah. I think if they would have added “comic relief” in addition to the dark family drama the show would have stood a better chance at lasting success.

  • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

    Good morning all! Happy Saturday!
    Ha-ha-ha-ha! Twi this is an absolute pisser!
    The cricket? *Chirp* *Chirp*
    Too funny!

    • Good morning T-Lily.
      Happy Saturday!! 🙂

      • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

        Good morning Doc! Thanks. Hope you have an awesome day! Enjoy & have fun!

    • twifan2

      Morning T-Lily! 🙂
      You just know she’s too dumb to ‘notice’ her ‘fans’ are backing away from her! 🙂

      • twifan2

        Her ‘fans’ ;D

        • Marsbars09

          Twi, what is that really?

          • twifan2

            It’s a scene from the movie ‘Insidious-2’

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

          LMAO!

          We now call to order the Tree-man Hater’s-Hater’s Club!
          Drusilla?
          Here!
          Leotard Boy? Leotard Boy?
          Has anyone seen Leotard Boy?
          Shit, lost another one!

          • twifan2

            Naaww, Leotard Boy is at the dry cleaners.
            He’ll be back. ;D

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Phew! Thank goodness. Saw these & thought I was going to have to call John Walsh! LOL!

          • What an asshole he is….he did something recently that really pissed me off.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            What happened Doc? He better not be messing with you! Or I’ll show him some ‘claws’ from a bitch the likes of he’s never seen before!
            Don’t mess with the Doc-TAH!

          • twifan2

            Yeah!
            Chats’ ready to RUMBLE over here! Just sat the word & he’ll be there! 🙂

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Kitty Punches…mit dah CLAWS!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿
          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            IN YOH PHACE!

          • LOLOL Oh Lawd my friends always got my back. Thanks sis!

            Leotart girl better watch it. He didn’t do anything directly to me but a friend of mine he attacked for no reason. Someone who never attacked him or even knew he existed. His blind obsession with Teresa and protecting her is not healthy and borderline straight jacket.

          • twifan2

            He crossed that borderline ages ago! >(
            Glad she has him Blocked! 🙂

          • I knew he was a nut job but picking on people that don’t bother him is so wrong!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Tigerlily need to choke a bish, or what? I will shred that asshat!

          • Ahahahaha!!!!

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Claw-ACTION!

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Or Buds of the Doc -TAH.
            And…WE MEAN IT!
            We can F-YOU UP! (said in your best Hulk Hogan voice)!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Let me at em’!

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            I miss the 1980s

          • twifan2

            Why so, Vince?

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            I should have said that he missed the 1980s

          • twifan2

            LOL 😀
            I think he would be 4ever 80s stuck tho. ;D

          • Is that him? I thought he was a chubby lumpkins….did he lose weight?

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Ohhhhh…Now I can’t make my eyes remove that image from my brain.
            That’s ^^^ why I can’t watch horror flicks!

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Oh do tell….

          • Hey hon….scroll down for the deets.

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Ahhhh, so he’s in one of the 12 step programs, ay….

            Dryin’ out from too much Tre “I’m in-noh-cent” BullShite.

          • twifan2

            Yes, but he missed a few steps. 😀

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Serves him right to suffer. Next time he needs to look at all of the stair steps, instead of licking Tre’s rear section.
            Ewwwwwww….

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿
          • Bwahahahah!~ You my dear need to be writing comedy scripts. Ya ass if FUN-NEE!!!

        • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

          Oh look…what cute Hoodies.

      • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

        Hi Twi! Want a sprinkle cookie? *Hands Twi the box.*

        Happy Saturday! How are you? Hope all is well. Say hi to Chats & Addie! Need more pics. Callie wants to see more of that hunk-o-big-sexy known as Chats! LOL!

        Ya’d think after being indicted, receiving tons of hate on social media & the dwindling sales she might have caught on. But no, not OUR Tre-ape! Like HPV, a venereal disease or Hepatitis, Tre keeps coming back!

        • twifan2

          Hi Hi T-Lily! 🙂
          Chats & Addie are not taking pics right now…BUT for $25 *CASH ONLY, no receipts-they MIGHT reconsider. 😉

          I think Tre has her ‘yes-kiss my sorry a$$’ people feeding her lies. 😀

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Bwha-ha-ha-ha! Oh no, not them too!
            Would you consider taking some nip & sprinkle cookies in exchange? Perhaps a can-o-cat food. *Pops top!* MilkBones? *Shakes box.*

          • twifan2

            GF! Chats saw the word ‘catnip’ & now he’s hollin’ at me for some! 😀
            Addie loves her Puppy Ice Cream.
            I take the sprinkle cookies any time-thanks! 🙂
            *drools*

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Do you purr purr purr, while yer drollin?

      • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

        Yeah, it’s “Put the weapon down, M’am, and back away from the scene.”

        • twifan2

          Naaww TPaA.
          Let it rip! ;D

    • Marsbars09

      Hi T-lilly! Happy Saturday to you too!
      I love the colors and the design of the tree.

      • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

        Hi’ya Marsie! Happy Saturday to you too. Thanks. I thought it was pretty.
        Kind of like Bob Ross with his happy little trees. Awww, I miss that guy. He always made me calm & contented.
        Have a great weekend. & enjoy your day.

        • Marsbars09

          You too have a great weekend!

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Love those funnies.

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi Vince! 🙂
      She any ‘appearances’ scheduled today, soon?

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        Yes, she is appearing at Plato’s Retreat tonight. I think it may be a Greek restaurant.

        • twifan2

          Without Shortatres?! 😀
          Sorry, sorry-bad attempt at a pun there!

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            It’s all Greek to me. To Teresa,they are Phyllo Dough Savers

          • twifan2

            More like to Tre—>$$$$ makers. :/

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

          Wait. Wait! Mylaki voosti!
          Plato’s Retreat? Not THE Plato’s Retreat? FOTFLOL!
          I know it’s gone but that’s just too funny for words.
          Happy Saturday Vince!

    • Hey Vince

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        Hey Doc, happy 58th day

        • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

          Are we already at 58 days?
          My, how time is flyin’.
          Get that Teresa???

        • Cheers!!! We need to have celebratory drinks counting down the days when the clock hits 5 days.

  • Jennymckitty

    Thanks for the laughs Twi!

  • It’s me DOC

    Well y’all I really need y’all today so badly… I’m trapped like a damn runaway slave…Oh Lord I can’t stop crying, please y’all pray those those chapters for he PSALMS 46/70 please..
    I’m turning my sick barely alive now that is can’t breathe again…

    • Hi honey…

      I will keep you in my prayers….hang in there. Sending lots of love and kisses♥ (((HUGS)))

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

      Thought & prayer’s S. All my best to you!

    • twifan2

      Be safe, Sweetie! 🙂
      In my prayers & thoughts❣❣❣

    • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

      Angelic Help On the Way. My Angels to YOUR Angels.
      They are such good helpers for making stuff better…simply ask and they come to the lend a hand and a hug!

  • twifan2

    Happy Saturday everyone! 🙂
    Tre better get her ‘hustlin’ mojo on now! 😀

    • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

      The Sat. Funnies was yer basic Fabulosity/Fabulicious/Fabu-mongous/Fabu-coolerini Great, Personified!

      • twifan2

        🙂

  • twifan2

    I’m really wondering what stupid stunt Tre will try & pull to bring ratings back up???

  • WestCoastFeed

    Love it. twi. She’s no longer drawing a crowd because she stopped bringing the dancing chimps.

    • twifan2

      Yes,that was Tre’s BIGGEST mistake!
      The chimps are all going great! They have some commercials now. 🙂

      • WestCoastFeed

        Now there is a true star. True Gia, pay attention!!

        • twifan2

          Tre’s TRYING to see if any of these will be her back ups.
          Another group of talented kids! 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            I’m sure they are all out of her price range.

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            That was, in my kitty brain power opinion, Cat-Tastic!

          • twifan2

            The segment at ~2:29m in is FELINABULOUS! 🙂

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Irish dancing kittehs! LOVE IT!

          • twifan2

            🙂
            Chats just looked at that & shrugged. :/

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Truly, Cat it get Bettah!
            And where’s our NAWS and Cait and Babs and Cutie Pie and, and… All of our Irish/Scottish/Brit Lovelies.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Idk? Cait is on UK time. 5 hours ahead. It’s early evening there.
            Miss Naws so much. Hope she has a chance to pop on & chat a while soon! & if I remember correctly I think Babs has some saucy weekend plans. Haven’t seen Cuite post in a while, not sure where everybody went? *shrugs*

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Shout Out, To ALL Our UK Cuties and OUR special NAWS!

          • twifan2

            I think it’s 6 hrs-Daylight Savings Time.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            No I think it’s still 5. Could be wrong. i’d have t check to make sure.

          • twifan2

            Just called my friend in Selby, UK. It’s 7:04PM there now.
            6 hrs ahead of me right now.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Ah okay. See I was wrong. v( ‘.’ )v Didn’t check. Thanks Twi.(>‿◠)✌

          • twifan2

            That’s ok. I had to call her & wish her a happy vaca!
            Bitch is going to go home-Germany-for 8 days. I wanna go!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿
          • twifan2

            Callie?
            🙂

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Ha-ha. Nope she’s a bit too big ta JIG! LOL!

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            I have one that looks just like Chats.
            A bit thinner and with a manx tail.
            I call him BOB!

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            I just love Kittens. They get all wiggly wacky!

          • twifan2

            Yep! 🙂

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Cordi’s a Cutie!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Hey I can do that too! Nowhere near as cute though! LOL!

          • Marsbars09

            That’s so cute Twi!

      • Marsbars09

        Twi, last Saturday I watched the new Planet of the Apes movie and thought about ours truly and her family. I just couldn’t get over how much the Giudices’ and the Gorgas’ behaved similar to those apes.

        • twifan2

          I saw it too, Mars. Loved the movie.
          Those apes are MUCH better actors tho. 😉

        • They need to rename that movie “Gorga/Giudice Family Reunion” and have Tyler Perry direct it.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Ha-ha-ha! Too funny! The “Gorga/Giudice Fambly Reunion”

          • twifan2

            GIRL, don’t hate on the movie. :p
            I am thinking tho that the director got some ideas from the Juicys’ fambly dinners. 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            Love it! A movie like that would place Tyler in iconic status.

      • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

        That NEVER gets old!
        Could watch it over and over with little Kitty Vignettes sandwiched all around!
        So Blasted Geed!

    • Hi West. Happy Saturday! 🙂

  • Marsbars09

    Great job Twi! I like the pictures of Joe lying on the park bench with Fabellini in hand, the cricket chirping because hardly anyone is interested in Tre anymore, and the last picture in the orange prison jumpsuit.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Wow, read how Celeb Dirty Laundry ended their most recent Teresa blog:

    “Do you think that Teresa and Joe are disgusting? Do you think that Bravo realizes that featuring repulsive criminals on The Real Housewives of New Jersey is a bad move? Tell us your thoughts in the comments below!”

    • twifan2

      Surprised it took CDL that long to post that. :/
      I see more sites posting about the shows low ratings & how the Juicys are bad for the show.

    • I heart CDL

      • twifan2

        Notice how at least twice CDL pointed out that the Juicys show up to places ‘that suit them’! 😀

        • I’m sooo happy the tides are turning. ..FINALLY!

          • twifan2

            Yep, credible sites, blogs are letting the Juicys their #s will soon be up! 🙂
            Keep on hustlin’ that crap at garbage sales,Tre!

          • Reality LuLu

            These photos are cracking me up!!

          • The show’s ratings speak for themselves. It’s a wrap. I bet Andy is curled up somewhere clutching his teddy bear crying.

          • twifan2

            We should send Leotard Boy over there to ‘cheer’ him up! ;D

          • TartLemon

            IMO, the tides turned a long time ago. The media is finally acknowledging it,

          • twifan2

            Or Bravo stopped paying out for ‘all is hunky dory’ in Trelandia.

          • True dat!

  • twifan2

    Anybody seen the new trailer for The Walking Dead – Season 5? OMG!!!!
    Maybe Tre could get a ‘walk on’?! 😀

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

      This is the season’s final year, yes?

      • twifan2

        I don’t know-PLEASE don’t tell me if it is!
        True Blood’s last season & I’m already sad. :'(
        *Drowns pain with sprinkle cookies*
        HERE’S a thought!!!! Will it be RHWNJ’s LAST season too?! 🙂

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

          I hope not but I thought I heard/read inklings somewhere. Might just be a trick to stir up interest. like they need more! LOL!

          • twifan2

            Yep, Bravo needs to make ‘The Walkin Shame of NJ’!
            BUT use Caroline as the narrator. 🙂

      • Please DON’T say that….PLEASE!!!!!

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

          Probably a rumor. Can’t see them ending it just yet.

          • I really hope not. *fingers crossed*

    • Reality LuLu

      Dang it looks intense! I can’t wait.

      • twifan2

        I’ll need something to ease the pain after True Blood ends! 🙂

    • GOT DAMN!!!! I can’t wait!

      Hasn’t Rick been through enough?

      Can’t wait for Norrth Cafe’s recaps.

      • twifan2

        I do feel bad for Rick BUT DANG…it’s going to be an awesome season!
        I mean, this is JUST a trailer!!! 😮

        • Rick looked like shit last season. He never fully recovered from the fight with the Governor, now this?? How does his immune system hold up in a zombie apocalypse with no antibiotics or vitamin c?? LOL!

          • twifan2

            BUT! BUT! BUT! Rick can’t turn!
            DANG! I better move down to DC & wait for him then! 🙂
            *I’m coming Rick!*

    • Lorn

      Stopped watching the show, gives me PTSD like a bitch.

  • Reality LuLu

    Now I have the song “Every day I’m hustling” stuck in my head! Too funny. How is everyone today?

    • twifan2

      Happy Saturday Reality LuLu! 🙂
      Hope you having a great Saturday!
      I got rid of that song with this one! OPEN AT YOUR OWN SANITY! 😀

      • Awe, this song has taken on new meaning!

        • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

          Serious, the chipmonks doin’ it is okay by me.
          I actually got into a head to head with an x-boyfriend over him playing this and other songs by that group. He chose “them” over Janis Joplin and Stevie Ray Vaughn. He did it just to piss me off.
          It worked.
          …and I left the date.

      • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

        • twifan2

          LUV them Minions! 🙂

        • Adorbs! 🙂

        • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

          I swear, THAT is the only way I can stomach that “song”.

          Only the Minions!

      • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

        Or try this one!

        • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

          Weird Al’s new CD went off the charts in sales, like in a day!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Outsold LeAnn Rimes’ Shitfire CD fo’ sure! LOL! Gonna outsell her Christmas CD too!

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            In a Cat-abulous Way too!

          • Reality LuLu

            That’s pretty telling when Weird Al outsells Leann.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Herman’s Hermits out sold her at the same venue! Pat Benatar did too, of course. & the Go-Go’s.
            This is from last week.

          • Oh Snap! Are you serious? #Ouch

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            104,000 sales in the United States, according to Nielsen SoundScan.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            You have mail.

          • twifan2

            Wonder if LeAnn knows? 🙂

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Can I be the one to tell ‘er.

            Can I PLEEEEEZE!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Not 100% sure about the #’s but LeAnn Rimes’ Spitfire album sold 10798 copies in its first week and debuted at No. 36 on the Billboard charts.

            Weird Al Yankovic’s new album, ‘Mandatory Fun,’ debuted at No. 1 this week on Billboard’s charts, according to preliminary data.

        • twifan2

          Ain’t opening that with Chats & Addie around!
          Or maybe not ever.
          *contemplates with a sprinkle cookie* :/

        • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

          Does anybody remember when Weird Al first started as the “Polka” king on Dr. Demento?

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            FISHHEADS!

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            That was a Doctor Demento FIRST!
            Can it possibly get better! So Fishy and So Geed!

    • Hiya Reality Lulu! LMAO! I’m cracking up because I got stuck in my dome as well.

      Happy Happy Saturday!!! 🙂

    • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

      Poppin!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Bravo ran a NJ First Look last night. Sunday will be the episode with Milania calling people buttholes. Not her mother as it appeared in the preview, but a chap who was working on a photo shoot for Tre’s new dessert line. But Teresa just stands there while Milania acts out.

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

      Hi West. Happy Saturday!

      What you mean not all children are vulgar, rude & speak disrepectfuly to another adult while their Mom is present & just stands there & laughs & snickers. P’shaw I say!

      • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

        As Cait says…”Demonia”…she’s unfettered and on the loose…ALL THE TIME.

        • WestCoastFeed

          And there will be Milania fans tweeting that she is a pistol and should have her own show.

          • twifan2

            Or Bella’s fans! 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            Bella had better adopt that attitude. It’s the only way she will survive in that family.

          • Marsbars09

            Twi, shame on you for doing that to such a precious pooch. Bella is collateral damage for the Giudices’.

          • twifan2

            Poor pooch has to learn to survive being around them, Mars. 🙁

          • Marsbars09

            Twi you’re so crazy! 😀

        • twifan2

          I’m starting to wonder just how bad the ‘fall out’ is for her at school now. :/
          For all the girls.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Has she called any of her teachers buttholes? Good thing she isn’t going to a parochial school.

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Oh my, if she was in a parochial school…she’d be one bruised mess…and bounced.

        • WestCoastFeed

          Oh, but she is so adorable, Just look at this picture Tre had made of her and Audriana

          pic.twitter.com/R5oGlJcnHl

          • Marsbars09

            I don’t know what to say about having Milania pose in this picture. There is nothing angelic about her. SMH.

          • WestCoastFeed

            How much did that portrait cost? Plenty. But there’s no money for college funds?

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            But moments & photos like these last a lifetime West.
            What does college do? How long does that last?
            Oh yeah, right. Never mind!

            http://www.wanderlodgeownersgroup.com/downloads/WOG%20SMILIES/EMILY%20NEVER%20MIND%20Animation.GIF

          • Marsbars09

            WCF, I don’t think Tre & Joe give a damn whether the girls go to college. If that’s something the girls want they’ll have to do it on her own.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            But moments & photos like these last a lifetime West.
            What does college do? How long does that last?
            Oh yeah, right. Never mind!

            http://25.media.tumblr.com/d148eec106adf0c28757a88596d130f9/tumblr_mkldlp5hHB1rzdtoto1_400.gif

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Notice how puffy Milania’s hair is. Guess it’s harder that I thought to duct tape those horns down! LOL!
            Even more surprised that Communion dress didn’t erupt into flames when she put it on & that her head didn’t spin off like in the Exorcist when she received the host!
            I know, I know. I’m a bad Tigerlily.

    • twifan2

      Might as well been Tre she called that. smh

    • Marsbars09

      WCF, I saw that. That was the most worst example of parenting I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s one thing for Milania to call her parents and siblings out of their names, but other adults- UH! UH!
      If I were that photographer I would have let Tre have it. Hell, I would have threatened to pack up if she didn’t get Milania under control. That’s verbal abuse to me, and NOBODY should put up with that, especially from a child.
      The sooner Tre is away from her kids the better. She is a horrible mother and it really showed in last night’s preview.

    • Marsbars09

      Speaking of disrespectful children, I remember 16 years ago I was playing a game with two kids at a county fair. I don’t remember if there were any other adults playing, but each time the kids would win a round they would scream, “losers”! There mother or grandmother was standing right behind them smiling. She didn’t tell them to stop saying that or anything.
      It appears there are a lot of people that are responsible for kids that don’t teach them how to behave properly.

      • WestCoastFeed

        Having both parents sent “away” for an extended period might be the best thing that ever happens to the Giudice girls. They need a loving family that understands that kids need discipline.

        • Marsbars09

          I couldn’t agree with you more.

        • Lorn

          Yeah, except I don’t think any of the other family members are much better.

  • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

    Ladies and Gentleman, I’m outta here.
    Idris Elba in 15 minutes on BBCA!

    • twifan2

      Which episode, TPaA?
      ENJOY! 🙂

      • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

        I think it’s #2.

        • twifan2

          Oh ok.
          Thanks 🙂

  • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

    Holey Moley.
    Thread gone wild!

    • twifan2

      Well it is a Tre thread, TPaA! 🙂

  • WestCoastFeed

    Kathy Wakile at L’Ecole Culinaire in St. Louis. Titled “Doing what I love.”

    http://instagram.com/p/q7FdepPshY/

    Besides filmilng she will be addressing the graduating class.

    • twifan2

      Filming for what, West?

      • WestCoastFeed

        I don’t know, perhaps for a local news show.

        • twifan2

          Oh ok. Thanks. 🙂

        • twifan2

          I saw on one of the previews for the RHWNJ, Tre says that she doesn’t like to put products out there. She likes to test them on friends & family.
          Yep, cause she can’t take the criticism from actual consumers.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Is she actually selling her desserts? All I can find is a link that Jersey Meatball Co’s facebook has to a site that sells her cookie assortment.

          • twifan2

            From that clip I saw, she’s just testing them on some of her fambly-Dina, Melissa, Amber…

          • WestCoastFeed

            I wonder if she will begin to promote the coffee and cookies after Sunday’s episode airs. Or will she just stick to peddling Fabellini?

          • twifan2

            My guess is just her Felonellini.
            I haven’t seen her promote anything new much lately. THO, she supposedly coming out with some jaillato products in Sept.

          • WestCoastFeed

            My husband was in advertising and whenever a company tried to diversify too early after launching a successful product, the word was, “Don’t piss in the soup.” Maybe Tre has learned not to piss in her soup.

          • twifan2

            She won’t listen. She needs $$$ NOW!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Let’s see what the fan reaction to her dessert line presentation is. I think even the Tre Huggers are going to have to acknowledge that she is horning in on Kathy’s territory.

          • twifan2

            There is NO FREAK FRACHEN way Tre made those desserts!
            I don’t believe it!
            http://www.zippcast.com/video/556ccbff380afea7804

          • WestCoastFeed

            The same bakery probably made the cookies, too.

          • twifan2

            Had to have had. There weren’t any used pots, bowls, pans, utensils, etc… in her kitchen. Not like Kathie’s kitchen.
            Her cookies look like they’re from Wally World. :/

          • twifan2

            That’s the same dress she has on in that clip-below is the link.
            AND that’s the scene with Milania & Audrianna next to her. Milania calls someone names.
            Those were bakery bought desserts. She’s just doing cookies. If even that now.

    • Marsbars09

      You go Kathy!
      Isn’t it ironic how life works? Tre criticized and mocked Kathy’s recipes, but Kathy has risen to the top regardless. I’m not saying Kathy is perfect, but in Moose’s words: “You can never win when you play dirty”.

      • BaybeK8s

        Hey Marsbars09. Can you please repeat the phrase “You can never win when you play dirty” again? (Lol) I don’t think Tre has gotten it,yet. Not to sound cliche’ but, karma is a “B”, Tre.

  • She Stinks!

    This is brilliant!

    • WestCoastFeed

      Yes, Saturdays are special here at AAtT, thanks to the genius of twifan2. Join in the fun!!

  • BaybeK8s

    Hello my AAtT family. As usual, great Sat. funnies twifan2. Thanks!!

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

      Hi’ya Babye. Happy Saturday!

  • Bonita Gee

    I don’t know WHY everyone concerned about if Teresa and Joe saving for their girls College funds. …… Shiiiiiiiitt Them girls gonna be straight up GANGSTERS WHEN they grow up!!
    Like Biggie Smalls told his mom in the movie ”Mom they had a doctor and lawyer come by our school today to talk to us about education and they looked like BUMS! Mama I ain’t go time for that I gotta make some money!” ……….. Ooooohhhh!! …. These girls gonna be holding down and doing they own thang when they get old enough.
    Ya’ll on some other **ISH!! Ain’t Nobody Got Time For Dat!! Heeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeee!!!
    They got Gangsta and Thug in their blood. Teresa might be getting money up to send them back to the ”Old Country” to be with their peeps!
    Ya’ll know Milania gonna be the Gang Leader in that sh*t! ……. the four of them is their own gang already!

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

      Because Tre is the one who brought it up Bonita. Tre was whining & complaining that she has to pay exorbitant lawyers fees & has no money for her girls college.
      Funny she didn’t think too long or too hard about that when she was having her lavish parties & spending every dollar she stole on designer this & that!
      Too bad, so sorry, NOT sorry!

      • Bonita Gee

        Oh Teresa ain’t concerned about no college funding. That’s just an act, believe that. She Knows Milania going to be holding Sh*t down ……. ON THE REAL!!

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

          Believe me, I know she does not give 2 chits about those girls. It’s all just an act to try & garner sympathy. She uses them, like pawns in a chess game.

          • Bonita Gee

            You best believe because Milaina GONNA TAKE CARE OF HERSELF! She gonna be strapped with her own glock by the time she’s 12………….. Rushing NEGROS saying “And WHAT M*ther F*cker?! Heard you been saying my name!! You KNOW this is my territory!!” ………… POW , POW, POW!!
            Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Waiting for Milania to tell her Mother & Father… “Don’t come for me unless I send for you!

          • Bonita Gee

            Heeeeeeeeeeeee Heeeeeeeeeeee!! EXACTLY! You KNOW IT!

          • Marsbars09

            Milania would say something like that to them too.

          • BaybeK8s

            Heeey Tigerlily. You are too much! (lmbo) I can hear Milania actually saying that to Tre and Tre looking at her with that confused look on her face she gets when she can’t think of a lie quick enough to explain her way out of a situation. She really is her father’s child.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Howdy Hey BabyeK8s. So true. I hate that dumb-azz look she gets.
            & the blinking! Don’t forget the dead face, blank stare & all that blinking.
            Oh jeezus with the blinking!
            http://realitytvgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/tumblr_m77pxmb4hl1ql5yr7o1_400.gif?w=400&h=225&crop=1

            *Edited: Come to think of it maybe Milania doesn’t fall too far from the Tre-ape after all! LOL!
            http://realitytvgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/tumblr_mby99dbbjt1qzwh14o1_1280.jpg?w=440&h=300&crop=1

          • BaybeK8s

            Oh my goodness I have the hiccups. (rotfl) This picture is going to give me nightmares.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Oh chit! Sorry, sorry. I forgot to put up a warning! Eeep!
            Yeah that’s one of many once seen, can’t be un-seen moments from Tre. Like this one…
            You are warned! LOL!

          • Marsbars09

            Goddamn, Joe looks constipated and Tre looks transgender.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            He does! She does! They do!
            Oh snap! Mars with the take-down! LMBO!
            Mars – 1 Joodices – ZERO!

          • Marsbars09

            You’re so crazy, T-Lilly!

          • Marsbars09

            Damn, Tre looks like one of the characters from Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Guess the Tree doesn’t fall too far from the Ape either Marsie! LOL!

          • Lorn

            I always said she looks like she’s still evolving from ape stage on the Darwinian scale.

          • Marsbars09

            Calm down Bonita. You’re getting a bit animated now.

          • Bonita Gee

            Chile I keeps it REAL…….. And I STAY ANIMATED!! It’s always on and POPPING…!!
            Crackaaaaaallllaaaaaaackinngg!!
            Heeeeeeee Heeeeeeeeee!!!

          • Guest

            Oh my Damn ………. I DO remember when she called her dad Joe a TROLL!! I told you these kids are OUT COLD!!

          • twifan2

            Yes, she will take care of herself! 🙂

            http://i.imgur.com/m44IZ1C.gif

          • Bonita Gee

            Oh damn………. I do remember when she called her dad an “Old Troll”. I told you those kids are crazy!!

          • Marsbars09

            True dat!

        • BaybeK8s

          KMSL!! You’ve made my evening. 🙂

          • Bonita Gee

            Heeee heeeeeeeeeeee!!! Everybody on here KNOW I’m right about these kids!!
            And they ain’t gonna be scared of no FOSTER PARENTS OR THE PO PO!
            That’s how they get down HERE IN THE D! I’m trying to tell you!!
            Sad but true!

          • Marsbars09

            What “D” are you talking about, Bonita?

          • Bonita Gee

            DETROIT…….. hunty!!

          • Marsbars09

            Isn’t Bonita crazy? 😀

          • Yes!!! LOLOLOL!!!! 🙂

            Hey Marsie.

          • Marsbars09

            Hi Doc! How are you doing this fine evening?
            O/T: I was going to inform you of the news of Fake filing for divorce from Apollo, but right before I e-mailed you one of your writers already posted the story.
            I had no idea when Fake, if Fake, would file for divorce since she is so calculating and unpredictable. What were your thoughts about her filing for divorce or staying married to him?

          • Hi Marsie….Phae is very calculating and I expected her to file but not this fast. I thought she would have waited 6 months after he started serving his prison sentence to file. Everybody knew this was coming, they have been living apart for almost a year now. And just like she turned her back on Angela Stanton and Jessica Voker, she did to Apollo. Phae is self-serving and low down. She’s a master manipulator who preys on the weak. Angela, Jessica, Apollo were all victims of her manipulation. I really hope he gets his story out. Apollo’s accomplice, Gayla St. Julien has already implicated Phaedra. And Apollo has started hinting to the involvement of “others” that he could have told on but didn’t.

          • BaybeK8s

            Yes Marsie, she is fitting right in with you all. (LOL) This site is like a combination of Lays Potato Chips and crack. It just keeps calling me/I can’t stay away and I can’t read it just once, especially on Saturdays. I’m so happy I found you guys. <3

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            & I am most happy to have you joining us here too B. You are funny, witty & full of snark & sass. You fit right in. LOL!
            Great, great group here on AAtT. They are one-of-a-kind! Compassionate, caring, sassy, smart, friendly, I could go on & on.
            Just be wary of adorably witty & intelligent posters bearing sprinkle cookies!
            (◐.̃◐) * Rolls eyes at Twi!* (◑.◑)
            LOL! (JK)

          • BaybeK8s

            Thank you for making me feel at home. I feel like I’ve been here since day 1. I am having a blast going through the archives but, I’m angry I missed so much. Sidenote: I’m reading about Jerseylicious star Tracy’s husband now. I loved that show. I wanted to see Tracy’s wedding.

          • Many miss Jerseylicious. Too bad the show didn’t get picked up by another network after the Style Network shut down.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Aww good.You are most welcome. I didn’t get to see that one too often. HW’s is my fave trash TV. But I’ve kind of had my fill of all these bishes, bishin’ about other bishes!

          • Xoxo (((Hugs))))

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Awww, big {{{hugs}}} back to you Doc!.xoxoxox
            Did you see my new avi? It’s an ode to LaxAnn sharting herself in public at the bikini show in Miami. Wearing ALL white!

          • Marsbars09

            🙂

          • And you ft right in too! ♥
            *muah*❤️

        • Marsbars09

          I agree Tre don’t care about college.

      • Marsbars09

        Hi t-lilly! I don’t think Tre and Joe really give a damn whether the girls go to college. The girls will have to make their own way if they want to make something decent out of their lives.

    • Marsbars09

      Bonita, you’re so crazy! However, you’re comment is not too far from the truth.
      If the girls, especially Milania and Gia, aren’t guided to do the right thing, there may be a chance they’ll go to the left of the law, if you know what I mean.

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