Saturday Funnies: They Told Me I Couldn’t Swear, I Told Them “F” Youses

Posted on Jul 19 2014 - 11:31am by Trixie Felonabulous

Greats Newz!

 

It wuz a surprize fur my parents, Juicy and Tre, when they read abouts mine cumin in da magazine
evil-baby

 

Buts theys wurs happy!
miz parentz

 

Wez wuz allz bery happy
baby-sleeping

 

I showed my newz sistas lotz of fun stuff
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Mom andz me playz lots of games together befores shez goes ‘aways’
mommy n me gif

 

Myz parentz are getting lotz of monies for myz college edjamacation. So youses allz give them allz youses monies! Or if youses see me out on da streets just give it to mez.

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The Video

 

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Teresa Giudice

 

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  • Michael

    Have you seen that Teresa pulled out of her scheduled #WWHL appearance this Sunday because of the joking around by Andy, Anderson and Kelly during the After Show clip when they were guests? If you haven’t watched it, here is a link to the clip that caused the trouble: http://www.bravotv.com/watch-what-happens-live/season-11/videos/after-show-kelly-on-joe-teresa

    • WestCoastFeed

      Yes, and Kathy and Rosie will be replacing her. I am awaiting Teresa’s “Upon Legal Advice” explanation for her change in plans.

      • twifan2

        BUT didn’t a ‘source’ close to Tre say that she was going to show up because Tre is a ‘professional’?! :/

        • WestCoastFeed

          Yes. But it turns out that she is a lily-livered professional

        • Michael

          I read that, but it was a “source” reported on by RadarOnline. We all know about RadarOnline and their “sources” 🙂

          • twifan2

            PAID sources. ◠‿●
            TRE! She needs $$$ desperately!

    • twifan2

      I didn’t think he was ‘making fun’ of her. He stated facts-imo

      • Michael

        He wasn’t making fun of her, but I understand her taking it so seriously since she is facing prison time. I do agree with Andy & Ander though, I doubt a Federal judge spends his Sunday night’s watching the #RHONJ.

        • twifan2

          I know I don’t spend my time watching that show(s).
          Tre is just choosing to appear at PAID events. Or events she can profit off of.

    • twifan2

      The Poll didn’t seem he was either:
      Was Andy Cohen out of line to joke about Teresa Guidice’s legal woes?
      YES – 28%
      NO – 72%

      Bet she not luv luv luv’ng that! 😀

      • Michael

        I don’t remember that poll, was it a #WWHL poll or a websites poll?

        • WestCoastFeed

          Radar On Line poll

    • Andy did not say an offensive word on this video. As usual the narcissist is delusional. She’s very sensitive to anyone, she perceives at taking a jab at her. There’s a sneak peek video of tomorrow night’s episode that proves this.

      • twifan2

        She’s FINALLY seeing her stans are staying away. All she has in her stan camp are the die-hard trelusionals like her. :/

      • Michael

        True Andy didn’t say anything offensive, but how would you feel if your boss was joking on his television show, to hundreds of thousands of viewers, about such a serious situation. Yes, they brought it on themselves and I understand the public ridicule, but your own boss joking and laughing about it? I can understand Teresa’s sensitivity. If I was a betting man, I’d almost bet that Andy will be giving an apology on Sunday night because even he can understand how it would come across as insensitive.

        • twifan2

          Michael, I’m not trying to be funny or argumentative-but can you tell me at what part of the clip does Andy joke about Tre’s situation?
          I see Cooper joking about Jackhole, Mazel at 1:52mins in.

          • Michael

            I just went back and watched the clip again, and you are absolutely correct. Andy didn’t say anything negative or unseemly about Teresa’s situation, but he did laugh at Anderson joking around. That being said, If it was my show and it being such a sensitive subject to one of my friends and employees, I would have told the caller they we can discuss legal matters, or I would have removed the clip entirely. It would have been easy to edit it out because it was not a live show. We know it was a pre-taped show (Thursday’s are almost always taped in advanced) because we now know that Andy was in California filming the reunion on Thursday night.

          • I might be alone here but something tells me that caller was staged with the intent to discuss Teresa. Andy didn’t say anything bad but Anderson clowned her and Andy giggled, much to the delight of the viewers.

          • twifan2

            What am I missing? I didn’t ee any ‘clowning’ of Tre.
            I saw Cooper about the judge tho. :/
            I’m so confuddled. o.0

          • you’re right “clowning” is a bit extreme but they all laughed at the banshee. Me too! hahaha!

          • Michael

            I agree about it being staged as all the calls are screened in advance. Yes it was funny, even I laughed. I just think it was insensitive and should have been removed.

          • But isn’t that Andy’s MO…to embarrass these women? (I know you don’t agree) but this is a good case for my previous argument.

          • Michael

            Well when Andy apologizes this Sunday night on #WWHL, then maybe people will see that even he thinks the video was inappropriate. 🙂

      • Susie Whats Her Name

        You’re wrong. Andy said the word “jail.”

        • Ahahahaha! That was a good one. Where ya been girlfirend?

  • WestCoastFeed

    Love it twi. Thank you. The baby from hell video is beyond beyond.

  • Trippinhhard

    Thank you Tre
    DR. S you are the best—-now let me go back and read the blog and study the pic and words
    to understand the funny parts. Um Tre I can’t sound out some of those slang words, but I say what I think it sounds like.. I barely spell English my first language correctly, so slang is all new to me.., but Tre ur Saturday funny is awesome.

    • Hahahaha — you asked and AATT delivered!

      Thank you Samra but this is all TwiFan….she did this masterpiece.

      Hope you’re having a wonderful Saturday.

      • Trippinhhard

        Yes and I thank the whole TEAM on AATT.
        now that everything is out and open. Child my neighbors in FL were all visiting, this site for the Saturday Funny this morning. No funnies, they were email me, saying of all Saturdays, none this week.. Sammy u are a shit starter. lol

        It was put up later than normal… I didn’t have shit to do with that… lol

        • Ahahahaha! Well damn….AATT better get on the ball and have the Saturday Funnies up early cause they got a group in Florida ready and waiting. That’s cool, Sam. You’s be da bomb….baaabe! *muah*

          • Trippinhhard

            I been knew folks who say, I wouldn’t watch or visit no blog—-do just that and more, in real life. If u don’t know nothing about them, then how can u joke about something that was on that show only. Awwww can’t we all just don’t care, what no one feels, and just do you..
            Now I don’t know what is “mauh” and I can’t sound this out— can u tell me the definition of mauh.. Tks

          • twifan2

            ‘muah, muwah’-sending you a kiss 🙂

          • Trippinhhard

            Thank you — lol
            now I can use that word—my mind is working hard to keep it all in, and take in new words, and meaning… awwww

          • twifan2

            Trippinhard, why keep it all in?
            Just keep this site bookmarked & refer to it when needed! 🙂
            Type what you need to look up in Search & Voila! 🙂

            http://www.urbandictionary.com/

          • Trippinhhard

            Thank you —I will bookmark it on my home screen..
            Learn something hew everyday. Simple things are hard to remember, for me.

          • *muah* is a kiss….the sound made by giving a kiss.

          • Trippinhhard

            Girl now u really realize, my world never included all of this, until the HWS started. This why I’m back with my original favorite HWS Vicki
            lol. Slang, hip,street talk — I’m learning, but I know the old folks sland words. Some are the same but some have a totally different meaning.
            So it’s best for someone like me to—STFU and use the slang I know in the right context. Hit me up at that old email—gave a ideal for u — no rush

          • ok boo, will do…I’m out and about. I will when I get home later today.

          • Trippinhhard

            Use my old address n I know u have an email that’s for other things..
            Use one of them. Thanks. No rush I already have it—just wanna share. Thanks for everything…wow how strangers can really bond, that’s a beautiful thing. IMO

      • Trippinhhard

        See how bad my tunnel vision is!!!!! I get confused by some authors —but they all have a unique style of writing and storytelling.. Makes the same old shows interesting. The blogs are better than watching the show..
        Hence I rarely watch them on time or repeats.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Radar On Line is now stating that Bravo cancelled Tre’s appearance, not that she backed out. No official reason given.

    • Marsbars09

      I wonder what’s going on.

    • I highly doubt ROL’s version. She cancelled because she’s stupid OVERLY sensitive.

      • Marsbars09

        Hi Doc! I wonder if Tre is having “cold feet” because her sentencing is just around the corner? I understand if she finds it hard to cheerful and engaging during these times.

        • twifan2

          Hi Hi Mars! 🙂
          Sounds like since it wasn’t a paid gig or free PR for her crap-she’s not going to showi up.

          • Marsbars09

            Oh. :/
            Great job on the funnies, Twi!

          • twifan2

            Remember she needs $$$ BAD!
            Has that 250K to pay out on her sentencing date

          • Marsbars09

            Hopefully she already set that aside.

          • twifan2

            This is Tre we talking about.
            Nope, I bet she’s spent it all.

          • Marsbars09

            Won’t she be punished in some way if she doesn’t hand over the fine?

          • twifan2

            Yep! 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            With handcuffs and shackles?

          • twifan2

            BLINGED out handcuff & shackles, WCF! 😀

          • Marsbars09

            You’re so crazy Twi! 🙂

          • twifan2

            They’re pretty! So pretty!

          • twifan2

            Bling! 🙂

          • I like these!!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Maybe she found out that Andy doesn’t like gelato.

          • twifan2

            BUT EVERYBODY LUVS LUVS LUVS Jaillato! 🙂
            Don’t you just crave for it? 😉

          • Reality LuLu

            JAIL-lato. Too funny!!!!!!!

          • ^^This

        • Or scared she may slip up and say the wrong thing. You know her brain can’t hold more than a few “rehearsed” words at a time.

          • Marsbars09

            SMDH. That woman is totally screwed .

      • twifan2

        We’ll have to wait til tomorrow nite to see who shows up.
        BUT I’m thinking this is Bravo’s way to up the publicity/ratings for RHNJ & WWHL. ◉_◉

        • WestCoastFeed

          The guests have been listed by NBC Universal as kathy. Rosie and that Vanessa whoever. Teresa has been removed from the list as a guest.

          • twifan2

            She’s biting the hand that feeds her now!
            Going to get interesting come Sept.!

        • I don’t think Tre will be there but it wasn’t Bravo’s doing.

          • twifan2

            Tre did it?
            I don’t think she has that much ‘power’. :/

          • To cancel her appearance? Why not? She didn’t appear at many of the Bravo arranged press dates also.

          • twifan2

            She needs free PR to hawk her junk to viewers.

    • twifan2

      I say Bull Crap! >(

      • Marsbars09

        LOL!

  • Marsbars09

    Great job Twi!
    That baby would fit right in with the Giudice household. Milania has nothing on her new “sibling”. LOL!

    • LMAO!!!

    • Trippinhhard

      Baby jane met her match —- lol
      But I still laugh at some of the things her kids said—-it was funny as hell —people forget kids don’t have a filter—they don’t remember the camera is on — everything is new to them—they are seeing this for the first time in their little life—all of them are funny and unruly, but they are just KIDS— the problem is we rarely see them get corrected for their bad behavior—and that is Teresa and Juicy fault—that’s why I talk about their lil bad asses, bec they are, and no one is correcting them. JS

  • Reality LuLu

    Happy Saturday youse guys. Poor Tre got axed from WWHL on Sunday. I think Bravo might have gotten the clue after the bad ratings last Sunday night that she isn’t really that like anymore. Speaking of bad ratings, the Leann & Eddie show bombed. It didn’t even make the top 100 list.

    • Happy Saturday Lady LuLu! 🙂

      The LeAnn and Eddie show was an EPIC failure and LeAnn had the gall to go on Twitter and declare it a success with the blogs. Bwahahaha!!

      • twifan2

        :/
        Premiere of Leann And Eddie was seen by a total 374,000 audience.

  • Trippinhhard

    TwiFan you did justice to the Saturday Morning Funnies—great job

  • Trippinhhard

    Is anyone on this site now—-I need to rant with anyone. Hit me up

    • Hey Sam! I’m here and I emailed you like I promised.

      • Trippinhhard

        Hey Dr. Since u know more than u or for damn sure I thought anyone should know period. no tea no shade but since a great deal of what we discuss on certain site—-other site monitor your site and read “”I know for sure n it’s all in our archives). I suggested on this site, why everyone was discussing Kenya and Nene, paying the donation to the district—neither one was going to in my eyes, but if by chance, I was wrong.. I said to distribute the money to the teachers and the programs directly.. If not the school don’t get shit, and for damn sure—those poor ass hood schools, get the bare minimum of all… That’s a fact and records and accounting has proved. I we got on a small roll about well I think we could set up a way us and the other contacts we have to send the school some monies, not 40k but a few thousand— Hence REALITY TEA IS DOING JUST THAT””. LOL
        I was over there blogging, and agreeing, and also says we at AATT said we were talking about the same damn thing…. Ummmmm now I’m convinced I’ve always been right and I gain a new opportunity out of this mess. Thank you Jesus, a bad for me, that could have recked others, end up being a blessing all the way around for me., simply because I really do have all the information on everyone I know.. But I’m so centered and simple—-I could keep those files, but I would never open them. That would break a part of my soul, to know something, that’s none of my business and looking in just one file, would cause me, Sammy to have to look over my shoulder for the rest of whatever life I have left—-I have never look into nothing personal of no one in my life—-and still acheive whatever I wanted. That’s just me — I’ve always been centered—-something’s are better unknown for all parties — so that we are always based on how we present ourselves to each other. Wealth, status, race, religion, —-I don’t care about that—I just want to find out what makes anyone tick—meaning who u are n why—-only getting to know anyone on an equal level—always let me get to mingle with the trash, poor, middle, wealthy, rich, -I can fit in there easily. But that uppity ass filthy rich bastardized MF — can’t stand him, but guess what, if he had some $$ from Federal monies, that my husband n I sponsor —well look out I going straight to him with that proposal and I will get some monies, but I know for sure he’s not about to give me shit, if he didn’t think, I might just call a big time brother of mine—I won’t, but I just never know–just know I haven’t …

        • Trippinhhard

          Moral of the rant—everyone read and steal from sites—even a start up new site like this.. Y’all should find that funny and good in a way. Y’all might be small, but u guys get 50x the hits on popular blogs—with with less that 50 comments— um don’t doubt I did the charts n graphs on this site. YALL STRUCK A GOLD MINE–I’m just happy to GE a poster on this site—it’s unique and really awesome. Awwww
          Now that’s as nice as I’m ever going to be.. seriously lol

          • ^^This! You always tell it like it is. Love you Samra! *muah*

          • Trippinhhard

            Hey Dr. I’m serious, about what I want to say to you—I have the know how—to just tell someone like you and a few others, what I know for FACTS ONLY””. you do it and you will make MONEY (YEA)
            when u really try some of this—LOL
            just hit me up at that old email address only— ok Dr S.
            Thanks

      • Trippinhhard

        U emailed to my new account—that old account is saved—for be purpose only—-um I need u to use that old email acct… Thanks–no rush—it’s just something I’ve wanted to say for awhile. Thank you