Hustler Housewife: Teresa Giudice Launching Gelato Line

Posted on Jul 17 2014 - 1:14pm by Editor

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Future jailbird, Teresa Giudice is set to launch a new business venture: a line of gelato products. 

Gelato is the Italian word for ice cream. Naturally, her line will be called “Fabulicious Gelato” and it’s the latest culinary delight  offering from the reality star. “Fabulicious Gelato” is another product, Teresa will be adding to her already fledgeling product line which includes Fabellini sparkling wines, a line of pasta and sauces. 

“The Real Housewives of New Jersey” star announced on social media a first look at her upcoming gelato line, “Coming soon my FABULICIOUS GELATO in Tahitian Vanilla, Pistachio & Sea Salt Caramel dipped in gourmet dark chocolate,” her tweet captioned.

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“Fabulicious Gelato” is scheduled to hit your local supermarkets this September. Below is a branding suggestion for the product line. Name it “Jaillato” and make the premier flavor “Cell Block Heaven.” Yummy! I would certainly enjoy a spoonful of Jaillato – Cell Block Heaven! 

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What are your thoughts about Teresa’s new gelato product line? Will you buy it? Sound off in the comments.

 

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  • italiano bambino

    LMFAO twi best art ever

  • WestCoastFeed

    Love it, twi.

  • Great work Twi!!!! I would buy Jailloto! LOL!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Remember when she told Kathy that dessert books don’t sell? Well, I guess she changed her mind, since she has also tweeted that she is working on her own dessert book.

    • italiano bambino

      She then say they copy me blah

    • Trippinhhard

      Teresa was jealous of Kathy’s cooking skills—I wish I was eating at Kathy’s house and her mama, those women cook for for their families, like I grew up doing, and still do, when I well enough.. They have a table spread, that is so appealing, I’m hungry thinking about it. lol

      • WestCoastFeed

        That sneak peek Bravo showed had a scene with Teresa asking, “How do you spell bitch?” And answering herself, “K.A.T.H.Y.” Must be over Kathy’s cookbook or her dessert line.

        • Trippinhhard

          Teresa’s going to jail, but her nasty attitude is the same. She knows Kathy’s cooking does look better than hers. Oop I forgot her mother cook very well and Gia also… lol
          Teresa should suggest they do it together, hence she had #1 book sales, but no dessert. Cheaters don’t learn, instead of doing it together—she put her down, I doubt her book sell well.

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            Like Kathy would want to soil her reputation by doing anything with Tre-ape!

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        I would easily weight 400 lbs. if I lived with them. Even WITH working out. I love me a good cannoli (sp?)

    • What a bitch to do that to Kathy. Can’t stand her. Argggggg!!!!!

    • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

      Copy cat!
      So, is Teresa a food copy cat and Melissa is a fashion copy cat?

  • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

    Who the fuck is buying her crap? And what kind of a-hole companies are picking up her fraudulent crappy (smells like poop) products? Do these people care a whit about their own reputation in supporting this grifting ape-faced HO?

    I read the piece in the Post–totally delusional bitch thinks she can rip people off to the tune of 11 million dollars and there’s nothing wrong with it. Ha! I don’t feel ONE BIT sorry for this nasty HO in watching her bewildered “LOTS of people dooos this” (um, ape face? no they don’t–only common thieves engage in that kind of criminal behavior).

    I can’t wait for this nasty-ass and ugly-to-boot HO and her equally ugly stubby husband get carted off to Camp Prisonlicious! And this dumb low-foreheaded piece of nastiness thinks people are going to read her “Memwires” about her time in DA BIG HOUSE.

    Grifting lying HO!

    • Missy Michelle

      Tell it!!!!!! 🙂

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        I always do, Missy! 🙂

    • Well tell us how you really feel. Hahahaha!

      Hey GF! You’ve been MISSED.

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        You know how I always hold back, Doc.

        I love this place–I truly do–and you’ve done a great job. I’m going to try coming by regularly. I’m traveling a lot right now–really a lot–I can’t even keep it straight half the time (if it’s Tuesday, this must be Belgium kind of thing). This will end by 8/15 so my time will free up. And then I’ll have ALL kinds of time to waste on reality television. And this will be my ‘go-to’ site. I’ve not been to the nasty-ass HO site since I vowed I would leave. I stick to my word on that kind of thing. Heels don’t play no censorship games. (see how tactful I was–didn’t even say who the nasty-ass HO site was–haha).

        • Ahahahahaha!!!! Thank you.

          You’re my type of gal. You keep so damn REAL. Love ya GF! And hey…..enjoy your travels. You’re very blessed to live that life. You are that bitch! Xoxo

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            Haha–Oh Doc–if you only knew how hard I’m working my ass off you wouldn’t think I was ‘that bitch’ — I’d much rather be home in my beloved own bed in SF but I gotta bring in the bacon! 😉 And yeah–I keep it real. That HO site deleted my OPINION post for no good reason other than I hurt their widdle feelings. Assholes. 🙂

          • Trippinhhard

            They kicked me off this morning—lol
            bad blogging.

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke. They’ve either censored, banned, or pissed off most of their funniest commenters.

            They are a ridiculous site full of moderator Nazis. And don’t you DARE criticize the opinion of the writer or they will shut you down. They seriously deleted a post of mine because I complained that the author must have Kim Kartrashian and Kanyawn West in their back pocket. It was just so nauseating hearing them talk about “starlet” Kim K and how she is a blah blah Vogue Covergirl.

            She got that cover ONLY because Kanyawn probably has a sex tape of Anna Wintour and threatened her with it. Ha!

          • Trippinhhard

            My email was causing IT problems—but I’m ok to go back—I thought I was secured, but I wasn’t.
            Heels—some bloggers take the comments, like it’s them we’re blogging. I have no invested interest in them. Just blogging n having my say.

          • RHONJ: The Gorga’s Tenant Not Evicted Today, Allowed to Stay 17 More Days At The Cost of $25,000 http://www.allaboutthetea.com/2014/07/17/rhonj-news-the-gorgas-tenant-not-evicted-today/

          • Trippinhhard

            I’ll leave that house, because obliviously they can’t afford it..
            I can’t afford a home like that, just house bills, taxes,
            I would fall out, if my electric bill is over 400.00 a month.
            Electric at that house 2-3K a month.
            Joe and Melissa needs to live within their budget—construction for new homes down…
            I don’t want my husband stress out over housing and vehicles—oh don’t forget my designer clothes/shoes

        • Trippinhhard

          Thank for saying that to her. This site is awesome, but most importantly we don’t have to agree and still blog n say our peace.

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            I have always believed in respecting other posters. I have a bad potty mouth but I have NEVER attacked a person commenting (unless he/she attacked me first). I agree–you have to be able to disagree and still act like an adult! Or we’re no better than these moron househo’s!

          • Trippinhhard

            Well u just have a strong opinion and don’t care what others think..
            We’re here to insult the HWS, not each ..

        • Jennymckitty

          Hey Heels. Is your travel book related? If it is, let me know if you’ll be in the DC area. I’d love to support you.

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            Hi Jenny,

            I read your question a while ago but wanted a chance to think about my answer. I’ve given this a lot of thought. My career is going very well right now, but I am really just started this phase of it. I’ve been writing a long time but I only recently switched directions, so in a way, I’m just beginning my career again.

            Right now, I’m at a very—let’s say—delicate time in my career. I’m just starting to make a name for myself—and because of that, I have to be careful about what I do/say/etc.

            I’m not sure I want to reveal my identity to anyone just now. I hope in another few years, I’ll have enough success that I won’t care—but right now; I need to focus on becoming successful.

            I know some of you I could really trust—but I don’t know people that well to know who is who. It’s hard to explain—but I “let loose” on these reality TV forums—I’m at my wildest here (not sure I want to have everyone see what a potty mouth I have!). For those who don’t know me well, I’d hate to have them judge me for what I’ve said on these boards.

            This is something I’m struggling with—because there are those of you who I would love to let into my inner life but it takes me a long time. Moreover, people have burned me in the past.

            I think it’s important for me to lay low for now–at least that’s what my husband says. If one person knows, I think it’s only a matter of time before more people find out as well. It’s just so hard to know who you can really trust. I’d be willing to bet you are trustworthy but I just can’t be positive! Drives me nuts–truly–because I don’t like doing this, I really don’t.

            But I wanted to answer your question. I miss everyone! I’ll try to be better about stopping in—I’ve just been so damn busy.

            Cheers!

          • Jennymckitty

            I understand. Just know that I will be pulling for you and I wish you every success.

    • Trippinhhard

      Stupid everyday working fools, trying to pay their bills on time
      I will never buy anything from no HWS

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        Thank you! I wouldn’t buy from ANY of them but especially not this grifting HO.

        Oh I’m so hoping Judge Salas doesn’t let me down.

        • Trippinhhard

          If that judge doesn’t give her the maximum sentence
          We should all flood her email, or anything to just let the know, we are sick of crooks, getting by easily…

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            I’ll definitely do that. I actually did write her a letter letting her know my opinion. I’m sure others have done the same. It’s easy to do. I just basically said how appalled I was by their behavior and their seeming “I could care less” attitude about the severity of their crimes. I urged the judge to view some of the older episodes where Tre is flaunting her stolen cash for all of America to see. I have to think that any judge worth wearing that robe will think she needs a time out. A 28 month time out. In prison. Oh–that gives me all kinds of warm fuzzy feelings! Tre in Federal Prison beige. And NO fabellini! And no fame! (that will kill her most).

            And that NO ONE will give on EFF about her when she comes out. She’s so delusional she thinks she is a bonafide “star.” Bitch doesn’t realize that we aren’t “fans” — we are “viewers” and that she’s not a “celebrity” but a mere trainwreck from which we cannot avert our eyes.

            God I’m a windbag today! Ha!

          • Trippinhhard

            I glad u back posting lately, I know how busy you are n you travel..
            lol. I called the IRS on season one—all that cash —that’s not real
            Season#2 that 20K or mire cash—emailed another complaint. I can’t stand cheaters—-we everyday working stiffs pay for their luxuries — and we didn’t get to enjoy nothing

    • italiano bambino

      But her 4 daughters needs her (sarcasm)

      • Pinky Pie

        U mean 4 beautiful daughters. U forgot the beautiful part. 🙂 she always says that part. Like u know how much she treasures them. Don’t forget to cry on camera for mommy Gia. Like that wasn’t staged, too!

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

          You mean four BEE-YEW-TEE-FULL dawtahs.
          Those girls would be so better off without their moron criminal parents!

          • Pinky Pie

            Lol! My bad! I agree 100% I hope the judge agrees with us completely. Has anyone heard about what happened with Joe’s identity theft fraud case? It was suppose to happen on July 14 or 15. Then, everything seems to go black on the whole thing. No word as to when it will happen. It seems like these two are into crime deep and turning on other criminals, or why all the delays and so many charges being completely ignored. Teresa is a moron to not realize we are all watching.

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        LOL, Bam–why if I didn’t know better . . . 🙂

        Good to see you sweetie!

    • Marsbars09

      Tell em’ how you really feel 4th! LOL!
      I am just as outraged as you. Who in their right mind would support this con artist when she has one foot in the slammer?
      People ain’t got no sense. SMDH.

  • cait

    Tell me what a cannoli is, please ?

    • twifan2

      Cannoli are Italian pastry desserts.
      Cannoli consist of tube-shaped shells of fried pastry dough, filled with a sweet, creamy filling usually containing ricotta. They range in size.

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      Oh my God, it’s a wonderful Italian pastry made with some kind of yummy dough rolled up with creamy goodness stuff inside. Whenever I am in Brooklyn, I get one of them at my favorite Italian bakery. They make the BEST of all of the ones I’ve had–and I’ve been to Little Italy in many different cities–but Brooklyn has the best Italian eateries I’ve ever seen in one concentrated area. The neighborhood is just wild at X-Mas. Plastic day-glow Jesus’s and Santa Clauses all lit up. Something to see for sure!

  • cait

    I’ll say again, why did the stupid Mama and Papa believe her vitriol about her brother and turn their back on him ? Joey, I would check that you weren’t sent home from maternity with the wrong parents !

  • cait

    Now they see how the show has been received, these big stores will garner publicity by saying they won’t stock felonati gelati !

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      Felonati! Bwahahahahahahaha!

  • Raine Woman

    I don’t believe for a second this is going to hit any shelves. Not in September…not ever!

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      Any company that sells her swill has to be headed for BK. Or stupid as hell. One or the other.

      • Marsbars09

        Hi 4th! ITA. I just posted a comment that if anyone sells it they won’t make any money off of it. Tre is DONE!

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Raine! If that sh*t does hit the shelves it’s going to be bust. No one is interested in what Tre is selling.

      • Raine Woman

        Well Hi there, Mars!!! There are no shelves…anywhere…in that shit’s future! It was probably in the works before her demise really picked up speed! 🙂

        • Marsbars09

          LOL! You’re so funny Raine!

  • twifan2

    Tre’s really pedaling her crap now! 😉
    Any takers?

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      She be broke. Tre = Brokeback HO

      • Pinky Pie

        Any normal person ( meaning non criminal) would be broke. I think they have money stashed all over. Her continually trying to launch new products is probably the realization that free commercials will come to an end as soon as she is off tv. Teresa is an opportunist trying to take full advantage of the viewing audience. I don’t think she realizes, yet, how much people hate her dishonesty. Also, when she started on the show, she was really stupid but likable. Now, Teresa is: stupid, dishonest, criminal, and despicable, Not a good mother, and a completely stupid wife. She is an extremely bad example to her daughters and young women.

      • RHONJ News: The Gorga’s Tenant Not Evicted Today, Allowed to Stay 17 More Days At The Cost of $25,000 http://www.allaboutthetea.com/2014/07/17/rhonj-news-the-gorgas-tenant-not-evicted-today/

    • Bwahahaha!! This shit is funny as hell. Oh Twi how I love thee.

  • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

    Twi, honey–did you write this? Awesome job, girl!

    • She did the fabulous artwork. The editor wrote the article.

  • twifan2

    Tre is twitting away!
    Trying to hawk her mess. :/

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      The twit tweets. Twitter is perfect for her. I hope she manages to piss the judge off with all her moronic tweets about “how everybody doooos this.”

  • cait

    Watching the episode of Moanilia’s birthday, (pizza-making at Joe’s) where Gia sang that’ oh-so- scripted song, that made me puke, The Tree was going on about “it’s for the kids” cos the last birthday they’d taken everyone on a cruise ! Afterwards I found out about their crimes, and it all made sense !

    • WestCoastFeed

      That scripted song really irritated me. No way did Gia write that song herself. She probably wrote the song to Milania–“first you were one, then you were two….etc.” But the song to Uncle Joe was Teresa’s work.

      • cait

        The real song to Demonia would be ” First you were 40, then you were 40, then you were demented like your mother ! Now you are mad, and now I’m very sad, ‘Cos you’re a sister I’d like to smother ! SOON !

  • cait

    Gia: “Hey, mom, I want to go to college, get a degree and have a great career !” Tree: “Don’t be stupid, just grow your bum to an enormous size and become famous like Kim Kardashian, or grow your mouth and be just like me !”

  • WestCoastFeed

    Anyone going to Cielo tonight to have a glass of Fraudulini? It’s only $10 cover charge and you also get an hors d’oeuvres. Tre should be there now. Start time was listed as 7:30.

    • cait

      Don’t need a horse’s nothing, WCF ! Got my own pleasures !

      • WestCoastFeed

        Good for you. I’m having a nice refreshing wine spritzer myself.

  • MorningYawn

    Who partners with her anymore. I mean REALLY!!

    • WestCoastFeed

      I don’t get it, someone has agreed to put her name of their gelato. Who supports admitted felons?

      • MorningYawn

        Yes!!! Admitted felons who continue their shaft ways even after they have pled guilty (cash only, no receipts)! I hope that no stores accept it.