Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Criminals, Crying and Welcome The Crazies [Episode 1]

Posted on Jul 14 2014 - 12:37am by Reality LuLu

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Ahhh here we are. It’s the premier of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey.” Get out your Fabellini, Milania Hair Care, On Display CD, Cannoli’s, Skinny Italian cookbooks, handcuffs and whatever else you need to get yourself in the spirit. Here we go:

We won’t be seeing Jacqueline Laurita or Caroline Manzo this season. Jacqueline claimed on Twitter she left because of the negativity. Oh the lies and delusions! Caroline of course has convinced the powers at be at Bravo, that she could pull off a spin-off – Manzo’d with Children will air sometime this fall.

[READ] VIDEO: Caroline Manzo’s New Series “Manzo’d With Children” Officially Picked Up By Bravo!

So we have replacements. If this were the “Bad Girls Club” we would know that the replacements are always referred to as such and that it is very difficult for them to blend in with the regulars.  Let’s see if that happens here.

Dina Manzo (from season 2) is back and wants us to kiss her ass. No really she said so. She still isn’t talking to her sister Caroline or brother Chris. who is married to Jacqueline. She is going through a divorce.

Amber Marchese was friends with Melissa a long time ago. Keyword being WAS. Then we have twins, Nicole Napolitano and Teresa Aprea. Word is they will cause the most drama this season with Amber.

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We begin by reviewing last season. Next, Melissa and Joe are watching television on February 28, 2014. The news is covering the indictments against Teresa and Joe Giudice. Melissa calls Teresa to see if what they said on the news is true or not. Teresa says “No.” In her Talking Head (TH) she says it’s because they haven’t accepted a plea deal, however, four days later they appear in court and plead guilty.

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Gia asks Teresa what was happening and tells Teresa she knows what is going on. Teresa again says that things were said that weren’t true and it’s something that mommy will handle. Gia cries. Teresa hugs her. And I see where this is all going. Hello Judge Esther Salas are you watching?

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Skip to three months later there is chaos at the Giudice home. Miliana is refusing to get serious about doing homework so Gabriella comes to do for it her help. Miliana then asks Teresa if she can go read a book while Gabriella finishes her work.

In walks Cat Woman. Oh wait, that’s Dina. In her TH, a producer asks how things are between her and Caroline. Dina rolls her eyes.

Dina gives Teresa a guardian angel bracelet. Teresa tells Dina she wakes up in the middle of the night. She thinks about all of the money they are paying to attorney fees. Money that should be for their girls college funds. Dina tells Teresa that she is stressed over separation with her husband because of his love of other girls with big tits. But she gets through it by collection ugly unwanted animals. Score one for PETA.

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Back to Melissa. She is meeting Teresa and their girls are doing gymnastics classes. They talk about how glad they are that they are in a better place. Now they are talking about the new girl Amber. She is having a party. Mel invites Teresa who invites Dina. What could possibly go wrong?

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We meet Amber. She is a psycho party planner. At least she admits she is a controller who wants everyone to do everything right in order to make her life happy. Her husband Jim comes through the door with a dead pig. That makes Amber scream and their little girl cry.  These people are not making a good first impression for me. They have four children who must do what Mother Amber says or all that Mother Amber giveth, Mother Amber will taketh away.

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She talks about how close she and Melissa were but once Mel got married she dropped off the face of the earth and how she misses her.

Dina is back and talking about how important being zen is to her. She is talking to zen therapist about her fears of not being able to love again and she’s afraid of dying as a lonely cat lady. Well if the cat fits! She doesn’t want to file for divorce yet because she hasn’t found anyone else yet. Dina admits she and Tommy live separate lives but they come together at night for sex. But do they spoon?

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Oh dear God. Teresa’s youngest girls are making breakfast. Teresa gets in her dig to her cousin, Kathy Wakile, on national television about how she is starting a desert line. “oh shut your butt hole” one of the brats kids yells in response. Teresa just smiles. She tells us about how she needs to keep money coming in so of course she will do what’s next – a desert line. At this point I want to take a cannoli and shove it in her mouth. Enough!

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Okay the twins Nicole and Teresa are up. They are talking with Amber and making drinks talking over one another. The twins attended private Catholic girl’s schools where they wore name tags and switched them to confuse people. Let’s get the name straight. It’s TUH-RESSA. Not TER-ESA. Don’t f*ck it up. She will cut a bitch.

Nicole was married. Had the perfect life for 14 years but she doesn’t know what happened. She is seeing someone for nine months. The key to happiness she says is dunkin donuts and oral sex. I have to admit she is kind of right here. What? Come on people channel your inner zen and you will admit it to. Tuh-ressa on the other hand was married, divorced and then married her ex-husband again. They are now happy. He owns a couple of restaurants.

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It’s the day of the party. Dina asks Teresa how she feels about walking into a group of people. She says that other people are going through things too but because she is a public figure it’s “out there.” Yes there are so many of us that have 41 counts of felony crimes against us that we pled guilty to and are awaiting sentencing. Myself, I was fined for a parking ticket not being paid on time what’s your point?

Yay everyone is arriving and being all nicey nice. Amber is freaking out because people are not being respectful of her home. Obviously there are some non-Italians up in that b*tch because there’s food on the floor & snow being dragged in. However outside, Dina and Teresa are walking in shoes on an un-shoveled walk.

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Ohhhh people are whispering they can’t believe Teresa is there. Dina starts conversing with Amber and is talking about her charity. Amber then starts talking about her breast cancer. She said that she learned to “Be the best person you can be at all times.” They are bonding.

Amber moves over to Melissa. “I wanted to talk to you. What happened to you? I hadn’t heard from you, you know when I had the cancer.” Melissa says she didn’t know about “the cancer.” “Breast cancer. You remember the breast cancer,” Amber says. At this point I feel like I’m watching an Abbott & Costello movie. “Breast Cancer,” Melissa says again. “How did you not know that? You sent me a Facebook message saying if there’s anything you can do let me know,” Amber questions. Seriously people, I’m over this conversation. Let me know when someone pulls someone’s hair.

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Oh there goes Nicole’s boyfriend. . .  he’s had enough. He wants to go to Florida.

Melissa tells Teresa and Dina the Amber story. She doesn’t like it when people accuse her of things that aren’t true. Teresa says she knows the feeling. Do they even know how alike they truly are?

We are back to the Giudice house. It’s a giant family reunion and they are going to take a family portrait. Everyone is dressed in black.  Well except for Nonna. She is wearing red. The star once again is Miliana. She states she has a big butt just like her mother and that the person doing her hair is “the worst hairdresser ever.” Holy hell, you just know this kid is going to end up on the “Bad Girls Club” – teen edition. You mark my words.

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Joe Giudice goes to the top of the stairs like a king addressing his kingdom and damn it all, if he didn’t pull at the heartstrings a bit. Talking about his grandparents, family and being there in good times and bad. He teared up. F*ck if I didn’t a little too. Meanwhile Gia is sitting on the floor crying her eyes out. Yeah, she knows what’s coming and that sucks. Now I lost whatever empathy I had for him. Who was thinking about the children?

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Finally we have Gia crying on Joe’s shoulder. Then his father comes and it’s a big sob fest. Sad really since we all know he passed away suddenly at Joe and Teresa’s house last month. I just couldn’t with this final scene. Either it was very sincere or it was very well scripted. I want to believe the first but I am skeptical of this fambly.

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If you didn’t see the short commercial of Milania at the counter with Dina and Teresa helping herself to food you missed it. Miliana went on to tell Teresa that she was funnier than her and that she can “Do whatever she wants.” Well I think she’s proven that as there appears to be no discipline whatsoever in that house. I say ship ‘em all to Amber’s house for a week.

Until next week . . .don’t forget any documents.

 

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I began writing about people that put themselves on Reality Television 3 years ago after my son was in a car accident. I needed something to do when I became his primary caregiver. I started “Reality TV Morons” Facebook on where I gathered over 2000 followers. I’ve done interviews with people like Vicki Gunvalson, Tamra Barney, Catherine Ommanney, Peggy Tannous and Rob Shuter.

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  • cait

    All in black for the photo except Nonna ! Sounds like a practice run, if you ask me !

    • RonnieIsBack

      LOL I know right? but they are not that original….they probaby hijacked it off of Oprah’s Legends Ball…everyone wore black (or white) and she wore red….to match the flowers….

      • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

        I read that totally wrong. In my goofy mind I read Oprah’s Legend Balls. Then I thought, are those some kind of chock-oh-lutt treat or sumpin?
        No more Sprinkle cookies for me….

  • RonnieIsBack

    Great recap LULU…their famably photo was nice and it was good to see that Juicy’s fam loves him…yes this will be the season of how many times can they do a close up on Gia’s crying..sad but true…if anything this should teach them that when you commit multiple crimes, hell even one, it AFFECTS MORE THAN JUST YOU…the taxpayers, your FAMILY..and the moron Teresa keeps acting like Juicy is the only one who is guilty and who is going to jail…Da Faq? If I see and hear her mention “what am I gonna do, I will keep my family together and pray for Jowwwww one more time”….chit…
    Juicy is probably counting down how long he has until he isn’t near her overspending azz…

    • Reality LuLu

      Thanks Ronnie. Teresa does not appear to accept the FACT that she is guilty both individually and together with Juicy. I can’t stand her constantly saying that she doesn’t understand why “this is happening”. Uh you committed crimes that’s why.

    • Bwahahaha! I have a feeling Teresa knows more about her future sentence than we do. Something tells me she’ll get house arrest and that’s it. Da Faq is right.

      • Raine Woman

        By leaving you this comment, I am refusing to acknowledge you said “house arrest”…AGAIN!

        • twifan2

          What she say?
          I don’t see such blasphemous words! 😉

          • Raine Woman

            Exactly!!!

  • RonnieIsBack

    I couldn’t get past Gonzo and her snoze…I truly cannot stand Dina…and her freaky petting zoo…

  • cutie pie

    thank you lulu..great recap.

    if it’s at all possible, I dislike the Ape even more..she came across as completely disconnected to her daughter’s pain…claiming she’s crying because she’s happy…

    • Reality LuLu

      Thanks Cutie Pie. You are right about Tre. There appears to be a real disconnect between herself and her children.

    • Well said, Cutie Pie.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Thank you, lulu, for the terrific recap.

    I think you have found the perfect foster mother for Milania.

    • Reality LuLu

      LOL right? Amber should take ALL of the Giudice children. She would knock the disrespectfulness right out of them.

  • Birdie11

    I think Dina should take Milania…that would knock the zen right out of her.

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi Birdie! 🙂
      You REALLY hate Zender! 😀

      • Birdie11

        Hi Twi! 🙂 She just annoys me to no end…plus I resent being forced to look at her beyond icky animals…YUCK.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Today Juicy had a hearing scheduled in court regarding his DMV fraud case. Any news yet?

    • twifan2

      Haven’t seen, heard a word yet, WCF.
      Maybe it’s set for after lunch?

    • Morning…nothing yet.

    • Jennymckitty

      Hey, WCF”. I can’t believe that I found all of you. I have been hoping to read your insightful comments.

      • twifan2

        JENNYMCKITTY!!!! Hi Hi! 🙂
        Yep you found us all here! Welcome! 🙂
        *hands Jennymckitty a sprinkle cookie* Join us.

        • Jennymckitty

          Hey Twi…I am so happy to have found you guys. “Quietly throws away sprinkle cookie and chews on almond slowly”

          • twifan2

            *picks up sprinkle cookie-5sec rule applies & eats it* 🙂
            Good to have you here, Jenny! 🙂
            Join in. BUT beware of the snark! It’s addicting. 😀
            *puts almonds on shopping list*

      • OMG JennyMcKitty!!! I’m so happy you found us. Welcome doll. How have you beeb?

        • Jennymckitty

          Good and yourself? I’ve missed you all!

          • I’m doing better, thank you. What a crazy episode last night.

      • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

        Whooop Whoooop, Jennymckitty’z Heeeer!

        Love your avatar/pic. I have a kit that has that little tear drop action goin’ on too. She has this raspy funky voice…so I call her Song. No melody at all!

  • Reality LuLu

    Good morning all. You have no idea how much I enjoyed writing this recap. I felt like a crazy person laughing to myself. They (cast members) make it so easy! I hope you all have a fantastic Monday.

  • twifan2

    Snarkofabtastic write up Reality LuLu! 🙂

    • Reality LuLu

      Thanks darlin’. 🙂

      • twifan2

        I think I’ll read your recap first before deciding if I want to watch the show! 🙂

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

      Happy Monday Twi! *Tigerlily offers Twi a sprinkle cookie.*
      Can you believe they let that be aired? Gia’s pain was too much! & that Milania? That child is a beast! I would be mortified if that were my child & they behaved that way & spoke to me like that.
      Then again they wouldn’t wake up from the coma I put them in until they were 18 so…

      • WestCoastFeed

        Hi, Tigerlily. I’ve been checking out other bloggers and am appalled at the ones who still think Milania is cute and endearing. Their attitudes would change rapidly if she were theirs to raise.

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

          Could you believe the way she was allowed to address & insult an adult like that, REPEATEDLY??? & no less HER Mother??? & Tre just snickers???
          OMG West! There are no words!

          • Reality LuLu

            Like I said the Giudice kids need to spend a week at Amber’s house. She will whip them into shape in no time.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            I think she would too LuLu. Just gotta hide all the weapons so Amber doesn’t wake up & find Milania standing over her a la Glenn Close In Fatal Attraction!
            I WILL not be ignored!
            * Insert psycho killer music sounds here!*

          • twifan2

            Yes there are words…NUNS! Catholic school! 😀

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            2 words Twi!
            NINJA NUNS!

          • twifan2

            Ah Yes, Little Grasshopper! 😉

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            *Tigerlily bows head to Sensei Twi. Gets pinched on the ear & ninja nun wacked on the head*
            OUCH! Need to sharpen those skills! Damn!

          • Take away the ruler and give them guns and a bullet proof vests. Milania is one bad ass.

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Ha HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH, ad infinitum!
            Holey Moley, I scared the cat on that laugh when I looked at your comment!

            P.S. It took me like an hour to get down to this part of the thread because I was so busy with all of the stuff above it. Sheeeeesh!

        • twifan2

          That should be their penance for being blind to their idol. Raise Milania! 😀

        • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

          Ain’t that the truth?!?

      • twifan2

        Hi Hi T-Lily! 🙂
        *takes that sprinkle cookie to add to collection* thank you. 🙂
        Oh PULEEZZ! I couldn’t take Gia & her Boo Hoo’ing! Spare me!
        ITA with you about the ‘coma’ thing! 😀

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

          I would shove my foot sooo far up that kids butt she’d have toes for teeth!
          Like I said it was a momentary lapse & then the reality that they were using all this to try & gain sympathy kicked in & it passed! Kind of like having to poot!
          (Snap I almost said passed like Joe’s Dad but even that was too far for me! Eep! *Hangs head in shame!*)

          • twifan2

            *hands T-Lily a sprinkle cookie for her ‘walk of shame’* 🙂
            DANG! Better get another batch going! 😀

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Yup. It’s Monday & I got a million of em’! Better order a truckload!

      • Raine Woman

        Hey TL! I was in one of the comas once. I was just rebellious enough to wake up early! My poor parents. 🙁

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

          FOTFLMBO!
          My Mom’s hand was so hard we would beg her to use the spoon!

          • Raine Woman

            Did you ever pull your hand away at the last second so the spoon just got the tips of your fingers BUT you made a huge deal out it anyway trying to fool her? Not that I did that or anything, I’m just curious. LMAO

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Nah! My Moms was Clint Eastwood & I NEVER felt lucky! LMBO! Ouch!

      • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

        Can you imagine being the “ball” on THAT ping pong table???
        There are 4 of these female ball breakers in that singular family.
        Sheeesh!

    • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

      Wow! I had to really slowly sound that out, “Snarkofabtastic”.
      That was exceptional!

  • KJ

    Lu Lu absolutely awesome!
    I honestly think in the “Real” world CPS would be called & should be called on tre & joe! Those parents should NOT have those kids!! If I give them the respect of calling them parents!
    I honestly wish I was in NJ so I could honestly report them! I honestly want to take those kids & take them in & show them what growing up without money & fakeness is along with manners!
    One more thing!
    Her paying to get her makeup done, then complaining about the college fund for her kids? Give me a Break! I worry about buying food & paying the electric bills along with my daughters medical bills, I color & cut my own hair & my families to save money! To hell with that! Sorry it just hurts my heart there! That’s actually brings me to tears!

    • Reality LuLu

      I appreciate it KJ! Thank you.

  • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

    Awesome recap Reality LuLu. So spot on! Good job.
    I didn’t think I could think less of these people than I do now, but Tre has succeeded yet once again.
    To use your children & their pain to try & garner sympathy to keep your nasty azz out of jail the way these people did is just beyond despicable! Reprehensible & loathsome!
    I too had a fleeting moment of sympathy & empathy for Joe & then I realized that this is exactly what they were counting on. Well played Wendy Feldman, well played.
    Can NOT wait for the day where Teresa will have to ADMIT HER GUILT in a court of law. & then comes the perp walk.
    Squee! Maybe Christmas will come early this year!

    • KJ

      Hey tiger!
      Anen!
      We should have known she would do that! The problem is… She forgot that she hasn’t taught her children manners. Poor Gia is the ONLY one that has a clue now that her parents are going to PRISON!! I believe that she is one smart cookie!
      I still say to this day & I know you think I’m crazy, but I WANT those kids! They need love & God & I want to give them both! The only way that is do that though is that tre & joe HAS to get parenting classes while in PRISON!!

      • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

        Howdy hey KJ! Happy Monday to you. I agree it’s beyond sad that a mother would stoop so low! I can only hope & pray that she will catch on while sitting in her jail cell that her children are NOT pawns to be played with to try & help herself get out of the bad situations & choices she made. But she is sooo self absorbed I really don’t think that will ever happen. Not until the day her girls turn on her & tell her exactly what SHE, Tre, DID TO THEM! & they will! They most surely will. SMDH!

        • KJ

          Ok I have to ask because I have never known & I know you won’t laugh. Or heck maybe you will! What does SMDH stand for?? I see it but have never known!

          • Reality LuLu

            Shaking My Damn Head

          • KJ

            LOL thanks!
            I asked my daughter Alex & se thought it meant shut my damn hole!
            & she’s the 24 yo that is sick that I take care of!!
            LOL I’ll tell her!
            (((Hugs)))

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Urban dictionary is a life saver! LOL!

          • twifan2

            ;D
            It is, T-Lily!

          • twifan2

            KJ if you need to look up acronyms or other ‘idiosyncrasy’ try here:

            http://www.urbandictionary.com/

      • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

        From YOUR Heart to their Spirits!

    • Reality LuLu

      Thank you Tigerlily!!

      • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

        You are most welcome.

        • Awwww….I love this!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            & I love YOU! ♥❤❥

        • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

          That’s our Tiger!

        • Birdie11

          Awww…so sweet…love it.

  • Snarkalicious Recap Lulu. Thank you for this! 🙂

    The exploitation of Tre’s kids is disgusting. And HOW DARE any Trehugger attack anyone for blogging or tweeting about Tre when she recklessly exploits her own kids to play on the judge’s and public’s sympathy. It was a shameful display. I was repulsed and sickened.

    • Birdie11

      Bravo isn’t innocent here…they are the ones editing, and they can make them look any way they want to. Is the judge in charge allowed to watch this show until sentencing?? That doesn’t seem ethical.

      • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

        Happy Monday Birdie. Good question. I would think that everything they do & don’t do could & would be something the Judge would take into consideration.

        • Birdie11

          Happy Monday TLily…it just seems odd.. all the factors that the judge would have to take into consideration…certainly open for all sorts of manipulation.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Yes. I wonder what’s acceptable as far as that goes. There is so much on TV & in written articles about Tre & Juicy. I think it would be quite hard to avoid it.

          • Birdie11

            Yes…but having it in your face in the form or a half real nighttime soap is a whole new category of exposure. This would be a recent quandary…if the sentencing was as originally planned, it wouldn’t have been an issue.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            I agree. I wonder if there is a certain protocol that the Judge must follow concerning these types of individuals. With all their notoriety & such.
            Does anyone else know what is the S.O.P. for this type of stuff?

          • Birdie11

            A judge with true integrity would choose not to watch. Who knows…

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            I actually would hope a judge would see this cock-up family playing it up to the camera for the crap effect alone!

          • KJ

            TL,
            I LOVE talimg to you, DOC, BAM & TRE on here! I want to thank you all for making me feel a part of “the group here!
            I just wanted to say that!
            Tre said you would & she said that I was probably would be shocked Bc I was awfully kind but I can get pissy too! But I appreciate it!!
            Thanks ya ALL
            Can’t wait to get to know you all better soon! ❤️❤️❤️

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Same here KJ. ♥❤❥
            So glad you decided to join in all the fun that is AAtT! It’s like no other! Intelligence, compassion & wit!
            Good people, good fun! & tons & tons of snark & sass!
            The ONLY place to be! (>‿◠)✌

          • KJ

            You all are top notch in my book! You all make me smile! Love love love you all!
            So helpful & non judge mental of comments of others, LOL

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Thank you so much for your kind words KJ. I really appreciate that. The Ladies & Gents here on AAtT are what make it so very special. It really is just an awesome place to come have fun, chat amongst friends & snark on all things reality TV!

          • twifan2

            We’re a bunch of laughs here!
            Yep! Uh HuH! Yeah! 😀
            http://i.imgur.com/W2CsM8B.gif

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Oh CHIT! I’m gonna pee!

          • twifan2

            OH NO! 😮
            Gotta pee again, T-Lily? ;D

            http://i.imgur.com/QYHKaTy.gif

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Oh CHIT! R’uh R’oh! *Tigerlily slinks off without turning around*
            Excuse me, I’ll brb.

          • Birdie11

            I don’t think I have ever seen a gif capture the spirit of a group better! LOLOL

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            This IS sooooooo us Birdie! FOTFLMBO!

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            I callz em as I seez em.
            And KJ, the way I seez it, YOU soh belong HERE!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Ditto! Ita. Good call Tre’s!

          • Birdie11

            Great to have you here KJ!

      • Hi Birdie! So true but they can only edit material they’re given. I’m not sure if the judge can watch but that would seem unethical, I agree.

        • Birdie11

          I wonder what they are going to claim is the ‘good edit’?? It would be complete crap if the judge can watch.

          • WestCoastFeed

            I’m sorry, you two have lost me here. Why shouldn’t the judge watch? What would be unethical about it. It is just more information about Teresa and Juicy for her to base her opinion on.

          • Birdie11

            It allows them to manipulate up close and personal…clearly use a massive sympathy card..pull at the heartstrings…also allows Bravo to manipulate with all kinds of editing, camera angles, etc. To keep focused on the facts in an objective way would be difficult IMO.

          • WestCoastFeed

            You really think a Federal judge would be fooled by the editing Bravo has done? Hardly. I think she should watch. If anyone can spot bullpucky, it’s a judge.

          • Birdie11

            Not fooled exactly…just possibly swayed…especially if she’s a mother…is she? My son works in social media advertising…and you wouldn’t believe the tiniest things they do with a camera to sell…I hope you’re right.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Do you really think Judge Judy would be swayed by what was shown last night? Of course she wouldn’t. And neither will Judge Salas.
            She might not like seeing how Teresa disciplines Milania, though.

          • Birdie11

            I’ll believe it 100% when I hear the sentence.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Don’t worry. I don’t know if you noticed, but Frank Giudice himself said that “they were after” Teresa and Joe. The judge won’t overlook that.

          • Birdie11

            I did notice…I thought it made him look ignorant…and she should take offense at that.

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Oh My My…maybe every criminal should be able to have a running TV display of their whining, lying and manipulating Butts being televised by a company like Bravo for months and years of time…not to mention the other social media avenues that they exploit as well!
            I just can’t….

    • KJ

      I’m with you doc!

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

      Happy Monday Doc. Tre has never sunk so low in all her life as to use her daughters pain to influence people & try to garner sympathy. It’s despicable! But then again it’s Tre what did expect!

      • KJ

        Got to go tKe care of my daughter! Have a great day tiger!

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

          You too Hon. Be well & have a happy Monday. All my best!

      • I love your positive spirit. Happy Monday my love! I agree with this 100%. I expected nothing less from the low-life.

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

          I def should have known better but I held out a tiny smidge of hope she would actually see what pain she has caused, but you’re right. Like the scorpion… it’s what she does!

    • KJ

      Have to go take care of my daughter doc hopefully see u soon!

      • Hey KJ…..ok honey….you have a good day and come back soon.

      • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

        Bless your Heart and Sweet Spirit and your Lovely Daughters as well!!!!

        • KJ

          Hey tre!! Missed seeing my friends! Had to get back on!
          Like you said, that are all wonderful & I asked a question & no one laughed & me & they showed me where to go to get a reference for any other questions!
          I love this site & most everyone on here!
          Most of all,, they make sense!!
          I was changing my daughters iv & I was telling her about this site so she going to get on! It’s her enjoyment, also! I’ll let you know her call ne when she gets one! :))

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            You and your family are on my prayer list Girl!
            We are a tight group and ALWAYS happy to welcome someone else into the madness.
            Always Blessings, Never Losses….

          • twifan2

            ❤ 🙂

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            You’re such a snugglebunny Tre’s! Big {{{hugs}}} to you!

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Y’all bring it out in me….
            I’m the lucky one cuz y’all welcomed me with the same kindness…wacky and kind.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            You all were so kind in welcoming me! It was so unexpected & sooo refreshing. I’m the lucky one for having found all of you! Feel really blessed & lucky to have such good people to pal around with!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Yippee! YAY! Another fun & witty lady to join our group! So look forward to chatting & posting with her too! You are a special person & an awesome Mom KJ! Many blessings to you & your family! All my best!

      • twifan2

        Take care of yourself also, KJ!
        Come back when you can. 🙂

    • Reality LuLu

      Thanks Doc. I couldn’t agree with you more about the exploitation. I posed the question on Twitter if it is right that Bravo allows this. The consensus thus far is that it’s the parents responsibility. While I agree with this to a point, what if the parents are obviously using the children to sway public opinion and more importantly the Judge who holds their fate in her hands? I’m torn.

      • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

        Someone needs to stand up & tell these people that it is NOT okay to exploit your child’s pain on National television to help you try & get away with 10 long years of criminal enterprises! Beyond shameful!

        • twifan2

          They won’t listen, T-Lily. They never will. Lost causes.
          smh

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            TRUTH! This^^^^

          • KJ

            That site you sent me to is awesome!
            You rock & Ty for NOT laughing! Your a sweetheart! (((Hugs)))
            &

          • twifan2

            Hugs & ❤❤❤ back you, KJ! 🙂
            If you need any help with stuff, just let anyone of us, me know.
            We, I’ll laugh with you! 😀

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            No fun in being a singular solitary doofus.
            Group doofus-ness is much better!
            Giant group doofus hug!

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Happy Doof Day to YOU…Happy Doof Day to YOU…
            Happy Doooooof Dayyyy to Yoooooo-ooooooo…
            Happy Doof Day to YOOOOOO!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Sing it Tre’s! ♪♫♩♬

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Ha-ha! Same here KJ. Once I found it, I bookmarked it. It has saved me many times.
            & unless your Happywife, (Tre’s good buddy who will occasionally pop on & post), we will always laugh with you never at you! The Doc is real good at keeping the playground & the sandbox troll free & cat poop free! LOL!

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Whull…actually…I think that we’ve really been pretty good with Happywife, too. I mean we haven’t gone all banana wacko on her an’ all.
            We’ve been somewhat understanding for a while, until we couldn’t handle it anymore. And even then, we were pretty civil.
            Know what I mean??

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            True TPaA. Well everybody but me. I wasn’t exactly civil. *Shrugs & throws hands in the air*

            <('o'‘o’)> v( ‘.’ )v <('.'<)

          • twifan2

            I was ‘civil’. I had my little pinkie up at the time.
            凸(¬‿¬)凸

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            As per Miss Manners. After all we’re not animals!

          • twifan2

            True that, T-Lily!
            We’re civilized! 🙂
            *picks nose with pinkie up*

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Remember, one knuckle, not two! Don’t want to be uncouth now!

          • twifan2

            Buts of course! 😀

      • Ok, now I am officially ENRAGED. How the fuck is it the parent’s responsibility when the parents are NOT responsible healthy functioning people? Is it the parents responsibility to lead their kids into a nefarious lifestyle? I don’t think so. People need to realize the magnitude of Tre and Joe’s actions will leave long term emotional scars. It’s not ok to expose your kids to this type of public shame for your own benefit. The title of “parent” does not give anyone carte blanche to do whatever they please with their kids. I was shocked and horrified watching those scenes because those kids are innocent. My rant is done. LOL! 🙂

        • RonnieIsBack

          Amen!!!!

        • Birdie11

          Truth! Consequences of horrible choices always snowball…and always affect others. It’s going to take something huge…hopefully prison..to change anything here. Just the fear of prison isn’t enough to wake them up to what truly damaging parents they are being.

        • Raine Woman

          Hiya Doc! Can you just imagine how different life would be, for all involved, if Teresa and Joe had done the right thing and just gotten their asses off TV? Even if it was just after the indictments?

          “exposing their kids to this type of public shame: <—- Nailed It!

        • MorningYawn

          #JustTheTruth girl. Way to preach.

        • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

          You and Me and about a million+ other folks across this country and also on the international scene of opinions on these rat bastard sh*t eaters!

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

          A gazillion up arrows for this Doc!

          Twi we need an up arrow kitty for Doc!

          • twifan2

            Have to get Up Arrow Kitty back on the job! 🙂

            http://i.imgur.com/VZ7WXbS.gif

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            WOOT-WOOT! YAY! Up arrow kitteh! I’ve missed you!

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Every time…
            Absolutely Every time…
            I mean completely and absolutely every time I see this gif, YOU melt my heart!

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Right-eee-ohhhh!

      • MorningYawn

        I like your idea of the poll. Good stuff. Despite the fact that I totally agree that she has exploited her children in a way from which they will never recover, the season was originally scheduled to air AFTER the sentencing. Do you think that was Bravo’s way of absolving themselves in the matter of exploitation? Or making her look “better” after she is sentenced – see, she was so remorseful? Or do you think Bravo was a willing participant in the pillaging of those girls souls for a lighter sentence?

      • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

        No doubt about it. I’m not torn one little bit.

        I’m F-ing pissed off about this shameful/disgraceful/arrogant/exploitive F-wit program and Bravo for giving them the freakin’ forum to do it!

    • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

      Seriously…Did Lauryn Hill or Wesly Snipes or J.Jackson Jr. and his wife have this opportunity to put their kids “On Display” to their F-ing Sentencing Judge??
      F-them, up and down the walk up to the Pen.

      • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

        BOOM! Exactly TPaA. Spot on!

  • italiano bambino

    Gia the cameras are rolling cry. Gia knows way to much imo. Not saying she’s not suffering but gia ain’t stupid

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi Bam! 🙂
      Long time no see! :p
      Gia is being used to manipulate the viewers for sympathy. Gia knows if she does good she could get acting jobs…NOT going to happen! She suxs!

      • Birdie11

        LOL! Tre needs to schedule some new weepy head shots!

        • twifan2

          Wally World does portrait shots. They have package deals! 🙂

          • Birdie11

            She can give her a good pinch to get her going.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            The so called Italian pinch, as my friends Nonna used to call it? That little fingernail pinch right under the chin should do the trick!

          • twifan2

            My gran does that to our earlobes-STILL! 😮
            Then she says ‘suck it up! It’s done with love’ :/
            *rubbing my earlobe now* 🙂

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Ouch! I feel your pain Twi! Makes me wince just thinking about it!

          • twifan2

            BUT it’s done with ‘love’ 😀
            *eats another sprinkle cookie to mask the pain* 🙂

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            & pain! Much pain!
            *Gives Twi the entire box of sprinkle cookies.*

          • twifan2

            Thank you, T-Lily.
            It is helping dull the pain a bit. 🙂
            NEED wine! 🙂

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Then wine you shall have!

          • twifan2

            Wally World sells their own SANGRIA now! 🙂
            It’s actually good! 🙂
            Cheers!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Ooohh! Good to know.
            Cheers & many happy sprinkle cookies to you Twi! Cin-cin!

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Okay, I know it’s just a close up of that bottle…but it originally looked to me like it was a massively HU HU HUGE bottle of wine!

          • twifan2

            There is no bottle of wine that is ever HUGE enough for me! 😀

        • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

          Maybe they could be in the SexRoom…Uh I mean bedroom…cuz she’ll be forecasting how she’ll miss having her daily F-fest with her oh soh manly pudgy boy, Juicy!

          • twifan2

            eeeewww
            EEEEWWWWW!
            *runs away with sprinkle cookies!*

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            From your finger typing fingers to the rest of the world to realize the absolutely vulgar picture of this family of scummy show offs!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Once seen can not be unseen!
            Once visualized can not be unvisualized!
            EeeekLOL!

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            I know, Huh?
            Maybe Gia can use that visual for her upcoming Acting Career, ay?!?

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            You are killing me Tre’s! My face hurts from laughing! Thanks for all the giggles!

      • italiano bambino

        She sure knows what’s happening and for teresa to used her is a Disgrace. Caroline left the show right on time

        • twifan2

          I hope it’s killing Tre with jealousy that Caroline has her own show! 🙂
          I REALLY hope Danielle gets one too! That would drive Tre up the prison wall. 😀

          • italiano bambino

            I know she’s about to loose her shit once Caroline show airs

          • twifan2

            I wonder if the women will make Tre watch the show when she’s in prison? 😉

          • Birdie11

            I hear your wheels turning for a future Saturday Funnies.

          • twifan2

            You betchas! 😀

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            With her eyes taped open to her 3-head just to make sure!

          • twifan2

            Hope her forehead hasn’t grown below her eyebrows by then! 😮

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            They can get out the industrial strength mower & carve out a path!

          • twifan2

            LOL 😀
            They’ll be there for days then! ;D

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            True, maybe a combine would be a better option! LOL!

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            She’d get her wig hat caught in the blades…then break her nails scratching her Tereeesa/Milania sized ample butt sitting there trying to figure out how to get her wig back.
            RRRrrrrrreeeeefffftttt!

          • twifan2

            ROTFLMAO! 😀
            Great visual TPaA!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Now that is an awesome visual you just painted right there! LMBO! (>‿◠)✌

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Heh Heh Heh Heh Hah Hah, Hmmmmmmm.

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            And just think about it, there won’t be any parade walk pooper scoopers to pick it up!
            Ewwwwww. I grossed myself on that one…anybody have any spare bleach?

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Here ya go TPaA. Oh & I found some troll spray while I was out too! Use it in good health! LOL!

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Thank ya….Thank ya Vehry Much!
            Now…that’s the ticket.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            I gotchya covered! Pesky little varmints those trolls!

          • MorningYawn

            Oh, but Tre has been offered LOTS of shows on her own but she really likes the dynamic of the group and didn’t want to leave… yeah… right. She is so gross.

          • twifan2

            She is so trelusional.
            LOL

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            LMAO @ trelusional!

          • MorningYawn

            Well now I gotta borrow trelusional from you twi and shitacular from Raine!!

          • twifan2

            🙂
            Use it in good health, MorningYawn! 🙂

          • MorningYawn

            Amen!

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            ANNNNNND…Duh-lusional!

          • twifan2

            😀 LOL
            Yep! Yeah! Yes! That’s Tre! 😀

          • Birdie11

            Emphasis on DUH.

          • twifan2

            AaH HuH!

          • Guest

            OF COURSE!!!! And I even had permission to use it! HA!

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            You are too kind in saying she’s gross.
            I’m fried and have the hardest time trying to keep civil at all!

          • MorningYawn

            Oh honey, I know! I feel totally lame calling her gross becasue it doesn’t even scratch the surface! 😉 I will keep thinking of the exact right word… it will come to me….! ha

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Vulgar, obscene, suck-wadd, gutter rat (I remember the first time I saw the Doctor write that to a troll)…I’ll figure out a few more….

          • MorningYawn

            These are goooood!

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            She can drive into the ditch, whine in her typical style and then she’ll come up with a poster/sign on a stick hawkin’ all of her crap lines as she walks along the side of the road, hoping someone will pick up her sorry ass.

          • Reality LuLu

            You know it is! Teresa is a green eyed monster.

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            You got the MONSTER part right!

        • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

          Oh My…can’t you just hear Caroline wailing down low and way up high on that one. And of course, with the Finger Wagging!

          • italiano bambino

            Caroline wss so spot on Teresa actions

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Yah she was…from the Get Go!

    • Hey hey Bam! 🙂

      • italiano bambino

        Hi babe. Gia would get nominated for a Oscar lol

        • cait

          An Oscar Pistorius ! would hope !

          • italiano bambino

            Hahaha teresa is teaching them good

        • Gia and Milania need their own spin-off…..Like Reality Lulu stated in her recap…Bad Girl’s Club Kindergarten edition. Them 2 little rats would tear shit up!

          • twifan2

            Rug Rat Kingdom! LOL 😀

          • ^^This

          • italiano bambino

            Thr bee queen MILANIA

          • twifan2

            The hornet queen Milania.
            DANG! I’d hide if that happens! 😀

          • italiano bambino

            Listen to me you minions bahaha totally see her telling everyone

          • twifan2

            & ‘you’re a butt hole. That’s your new name!’
            She’s all yours Bam! Good luck! 😀

          • italiano bambino

            LMFAO girl meeds to get a manner vlass

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Yeah, and Milania wouldn’t give up any of her cash to anybody else!

            She’s a Honey Badger…she don’t care!

          • Yes! She’s the ringleader of the Bebe kids.

          • WestCoastFeed

            There’s actually a rumor out there that Tre and Juicy are trying for a spin-off featuring Gia.

            I guess they have Nickelodeon in mind or some other teen channel

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            What a flippin’ train wreck that would be!

          • twifan2

            Never going to happen!
            Other networks won’t touch her with a ten foot pole.

    • KJ

      Good afternoon BAB! Hope you had a lovely weekend!

  • cait

    Seems Judge Salas does not like jailing mothers !

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

      Seems like Judge Salas herself might be looking for a new career if she lets this mutherphucker off!

      • cait

        Just been looking her up. She has a lousy reputation as a judge !

        • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

          That really bums me up, to hear that Cait! Sounds like Salas is a real cock-up!

          • KJ

            Hey beautiful Tre,
            Honestly ya all, if the judge does see that show, don’t you think she will see that Teresa is using money very UNWISELY?? Paying for her hair to be done, along with her kids, letting her kids talk to adults like they are pisses of poop! Flaunting money that they “supposedly” don’t have!
            Damn, I can live off of 650k’s a year BUT I would not sell my soul to the devil as she has done & let her babies grow into the demons & God love them they DONT deserve this, or them as their parents!

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            One would hope…!

            And…I’m just another bozo on the bus.

          • KJ

            Do you ride that little yellow bus like I do??
            I have my own green helmet, did you get one?? Rotflmao!!!

          • twifan2

            WAIT!! Were we supposed to wear helmets?
            o.0

          • KJ

            Twifan, they didn’t give you one?? Oh I call foul on that!! Maybe you didn’t have the big ears like me that they were trying to keep tapes to my head! They told me it was my protection but now I’m wondering!! Hmmmm lol

          • twifan2

            I got an aluminum cap. :/
            It’s so kool & sparks all over the place when I put it in the microwave!. 🙂

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            🙂 wheeeeeeee….

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            So that’s what happened to me! They forgot my helmet!
            Somehow I don’t think this is what they had in mind!

          • twifan2

            It’s a conspiracy! 😮

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

          I hope she would consider the fall out & the outrage that will occur if this bish gets house arrest or worse just probation!
          XX Fingers crossed! XX

        • WestCoastFeed

          Can you give a link to the ratings page for her, cait? Thanks.

          • cait

            Sorry, just typed her name and went with the flow !

          • Reality LuLu

            One thing we can “hope” for is that she MUST follow Federal Sentencing Guidelines. I honestly feel Teresa WILL get some jail time. It won’t be much tho and will be followed by a long probation period.

          • cait

            Doubt this ! There was a guy, in Hoboken, who bugged the Mayor’s office and it was considered very serious ! He pleaded guilty and at sentencing Salas started to go off at him, then suddenly stopped and said he didn’t deserve jail time or a fine and gave him 22 yrs to pay off the prosecution costs at $50 a month ! The woman’s a dog !

        • KJ

          I still have not ever received an answer to this one question…
          Why in HELL is she & jackass Joe NOT already in PRISONv? They have plead guilty, they have had PLENTY of time to his their money, oh I’m sorry, I meant get his affairs over with it, oops again, their affairs in order.
          Why aren’t they in prison NOW!! This is BULLSHIT!! Sorry I swore but if it was you or I we would be there! Dang it!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            We would be bound & gagged begging Big Bertha to stop hurting us! But I guess Tre’s special! Ya know cause she’s Tre.
            Wish I knew the answer to that too Kj. & why their assets haven’t been seized to start paying off their creditors yet is beyond me!

          • cait

            It’s been said that what they have is worth diddly-squat and all junk !

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Oh they have no equity in both houses. & They don’t own but lease their cars, but they do have designer this & that & apparently have tons of cash to spend on trips, lavish birthday parties & taking their dog to the spa, so… the question still begs.

          • WestCoastFeed

            I understand the impatience, but actually this has been pretty fast for a Federal case. They were indicted just about a year ago, then their lawyers began the typical maneuvering and petitioning trying to get Joe’s case handled separately from Teresa. Then, in March, Teresa and Joe accepted the inevitable and entered their pleas. After that there is a committee that has to evaluate them both for prior offenses and psychological evaluation and come to a decision on how they fit into the recommended guidelines for sentencing, Time was allowed for that to take place and sentencing was scheduled for July 8. For some reason the court needed to postpone and we got this delay until September.

      • KJ

        If she let’s her off, I have a feeling there are going to be so many people SO pissed their will be a judge that will be needing 24• police protection!

        • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

          Makes sense to me.

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

          I can totally see that. Not that I’m advocating it, but I sure would understand the outrage.

    • I heard the same.

  • Raine Woman

    Thanks for the great recap, LuLu. I only half-listened/watched but you covered it all!

    Can’t say I’m surprised at anything Giudice. They are Shitacular Simians!

    Seeing Dina and Teresa together shows exactly why they are “friends.” What a great example Dina is to Lexi with her relationship. Yup, keep sleeping with a guy you know is out with young blondes with big tits and an affinity for knock-off purses. Great parenting right there folks!

    • Happy Monday Raine Lady! Well said.

      Dina is only sleeping with Tommy for a roof over her head and Benz truck to drive. Tommy has told her he wants a divorce and will sleep with whomever he wants. Tommy’s prenup leaves Dina with nothing and she’s desperate to stay married as long as possible but Tommy wants out. The only reason Dina came back to the show is for a check.

      • Raine Woman

        Doc, there is nothing good about Mondays…but thank you!

        I know, that makes it even worse. Dina is literally teaching her 18 year old daughter how to be a whore. It’s disgusting!

        • LOLOL! Totally disgusting and she seems to have no shame in her game. It’s sad.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            I know the old saying about if you lay down with dogs, you get fleas, but what do you get when you lay down with hairless pussies???
            Things that make ya go Hmmmmmmmmmmmm…

          • KJ

            And with no legs!! Literally LOL Omgosh!!!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            What do you call a dog with no legs? Hee-hee!
            Well…if you took him water-skiing you could call him “SKIP”…if he just lays in front of the door you can call him “MATT”. If he props himself up against the wall…you can get him fixed and call him “LENA”

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            If you throw him in the water…he’s a log!

            A log dog…hope he’s buoyant.

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

      LMBO Raine @ Shitacular Simians!
      Happy Monday! You tell em’ girl!

      • Raine Woman

        I’m right behind YOU, Tiger!

    • MorningYawn

      Shitacular… Can I borrow that splendid and amazing word?

      • Raine Woman

        By all means, MorningYawn. I expect to see it all over the internet by the end of week! 🙂

        • MorningYawn

          I will get it trending on twitter…#shitacular

    • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

      Raine, I agree…”Shitacular” in and of itself is the penultimate descriptor. I have to steal it (I’m not going to borrow…I’m full race stealin’)!

      • Raine Woman

        Oh TPaA, how you flatter me! 😉 Feel free.

        • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

          🙂 ‘s

  • italiano bambino

    Waiting for MILANIA tell ALL Book… fuck burpbellini

  • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

    I agree, this was a fantastic recap. I didn’t watch the show, so I depended on the recap to pull me up to speed.
    Sounds like it was a water works festival. I’m thinking that it was legit by Gia. But I have to agree, it’s suspect because everybody knows that Tereeeesa needs the crybaby camera time.

    What a load of BS all of the freakin the RHW franchises are!

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

      Hi’ya Tre’s Happy Monday!
      Oh they were workin’ that ish overtime!
      *Cue the tiny violins*
      Ooops sorry mine broke the last time I flipped a table & I haven’t bothered to have it replaced. Too bad. Sorry, NOT sorry!

    • twifan2

      I didn’t watch it either, TPaA.
      I’ll catch it later. I want to see how badly ‘little Milania’ acts up!

      • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

        I don’t know that I need to see another little kid mouth off about what shit-for-brains her parents are.
        NOBODY needs to be psychic to pick up on that!

    • Jennymckitty

      I am hoping that this is the one and only episodes that shows the Guidice kids reacting to the charges. Once is too much but hopefully this will be the end of it.

      • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

        Hi Jenny! Love your moniker!
        Oh don’t count on that. They will be used for as long as Tre possibly can to try & deflect from her & Juicy’s upcoming sentences & their criminal enterprises. To get as much sympathy as she can. That you CAN take to the bank!

        • twifan2

          I hate it when you’re right, T-Lily! :p
          LOL

        • Oh yes! You know they will. Her fambly is used at her disposal.

      • Birdie11

        YAY! Jenny’s here!!

        • Jennymckitty

          Hey, birdie! So happy to see you.

    • Reality LuLu

      Thanks Tre’s. I hope that I did this episode justice. I laughed and laughed. Not all get my sense of humor. 🙂

      • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

        Keep it going RLuLu….I’m boycotting Bravo….so I’m totally depending on y’all keeping me straight!

        • KJ

          R u really NOT watching bravo? What was the last straw?

        • twifan2

          I’ve got links to watch the episodes, so you don’t have to watch over at Bravo, TPaA!. 🙂

      • KJ

        Hey LULU,
        Below I asked why they aren’t already in prison, so on… With a little extra. Do you know why?

      • MorningYawn

        Loved it! Perfect for those who didn’t watch! Thank ya!

  • cait

    Right all you New J’ers, get round that house and SNATCH GABRIELLA NOW ! The other three are a lost cause and seem unable to show love and kindness to anyone ! I would lock the Tree up and send Joe home to the kids !

  • Raine Woman

    I forgot the greatest part of the show…King Giudice toasting down to his troop with “God Bless America!” He should be deported on that statement alone.

    • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

      Kick his crusty rear to the family home land… like 1, 2, NOW!

  • MorningYawn

    That pic with Mel and those other girls… Mel looks like she wants the ground to swallow her and her Jimmy Choo’s whole. But what she may not realize is they are eerily reminiscent of Mel and her horrid sisters… what does Bryan call them… ?

    • WestCoastFeed

      Why are Melissa’s sisters considered horrid?. I have been watching Kim’s tweets for over a year now and find her to be a very nice, reasonable woman who loves her family. Not a mean tweet to be found. I don’t get it.

      • MorningYawn

        I personally find them horrid. I feel, especially in the beginning, that they were abrasive and vindictive. They were always being flung on the show – who cares? Just my opinion. Did not mean to offend.

    • twifan2

      Gypsies?

      • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

        I love watching those English and ‘merican Gypsies.

        A friend of mine says Gypsayz with a deep guttural voicing. I like it!

      • MorningYawn

        No, its something from Shakespeare, I believe. It has always cracked me up (but apparently not so much that I would recall the name). It will come to me…

    • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

      Banshees?

      • MorningYawn

        I am going to have to troll Bryan to get it out of him…!

        • WestCoastFeed

          I know what he called them. But I think name calling is mean.

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Oh …well…I’m …*scratches her head*… just a big ole Beotch and mean ta boot.
            Sorry West…that duo pretty much chaps my rear end like nobody’s business!

          • WestCoastFeed

            I never saw them do anything but stick up for their little sister.

          • MorningYawn

            Sorry to offend

  • ZammyB

    I gotta say I missed Teresa. I think she gets the whole soft edit after being cut up for 3 seasons. So now all I gotta say is I don’t believe Melissa and that Amber came to the show to do to her what she did to Teresa. N as much as I don’t want to be a Teresa fan…I AM!!
    I LOVE her still! Her kids included. I love that Gia shows maturity and that Milania is just herself!

  • JustLetrice

    Great job as usual! This week I’m dedicating a special piece to the Guidices but it won’t be pretty! I’m mad and I’m making it known! Lol

    • twifan2

      *holds on to her sprinkle cookies*
      Let it rip, JustLetrice!
      I’ll be waiting! 🙂

    • KJ

      Hi JL.
      I am with you! I’m furious with the parents & heartbroken for those kids!
      They are going to have a ride awaking when BOTH of their parents go to prison! I hope they get the MAX!!
      If someone is complaining that they can’t pay for college YET we can afford to hire a hairdresser for tre AND the kids & then the kids dogged the stylist! OMG’ posses me off!
      I want those kids badly to take them to raise them! I want to give them good love & RULES!!

      • Jennymckitty

        Like Tre was saving for their college before she had to pay for the lawyers…SMH.

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

          I was stunned a bolt of lightning didn’t come down & strike her where she stands!

          • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

            Keep watching her fore I mean threehead. You know how Pinocchio’s nose got longer…whull, her forehead gets shorter….

          • WestCoastFeed

            A year or so ago, there was a scene with Juicy talking about the girls’ futures. All he mentioned was having to pay for cars and weddings. Not a word about paying for their college educations.

    • Jennymckitty

      I’m sure that Dante has a special circle devoted to parents who blatantly exploit their children in this manner.

      • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

        You mean in the “Inferno”…right?
        Of course you do!

    • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

      Oh yeah! And we have no problems with upping the ante on that Bet!

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

      Go for it JL. Pull out that BS meter. We got your back & we are just as pissed! This woman gets me so infuriated, I’m surprised you guys can’t see the smoke from here!

      • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

        It’s catching…It’s coming out of my ears as I write!

      • ^^^This chile is off da chain!!!!!

  • Jennymckitty

    While I think that Tre saying that her situation isn’t uncommon is outrageous in the regular world, it may not have been an exaggeration at Amber’s party. While none of them has had the Fed’s level 41 charges against them, at least two of them have had brushes with Feds.

  • twifan2
    • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

      Uh….Did I miss something??

      • twifan2

        Nope, it’s a new thread. 🙂

        RHONJ News: Twitter & Celebrities Are Outraged By The Airing of The Giudice’s Legal Drama.

        • Tre’s Pic’s aren’t Angelic

          Ahhhhhh….Thanks!

  • Izzy J

    Such a funny and accurate description of the episode. Like you said Teresa and Melissa are alike(at least outward wise) Caroline and Joe(Gorga) said the same thing. The ep was a little slow like most premieres. Dina coming back gives hope that past Housewives can MAYBE do the same.

  • Lisa

    What a great recap! I don’t (and won’t) watch anymore HW shows so I love reading this and catching up on all the crap – oops I mean drama. Great work here

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