Saturday Funnies: Tre’s Charity “Tre’s Empty Pockets” & Premier Gala

Posted on Jul 12 2014 - 1:00am by Trixie Felonabulous

 

Youses All Invited to my Our Premier Gala for Our Season 6 

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Ands MY Charity Gala! Thatz More Importanz!
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Iz wantz everybodies to Comez and Gives to me My Charity!
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We Have Good Foods and Drinks. Joe Iz Making His Prunoellini for Youses

 

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Theres Lotz of Foodz
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All Served by Our Friendly Peoplez
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So Come Andz Givez to m̶e̶ My Charity “Tre’s Empty Pockets”
Hurry…. I Could Be In Jail Soon!
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I Really Sorry. Youses kno Iz Has to be Telling youses Da Truth.  I sold Toldz The Magazine I waz Sorry

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So Now Youses Can Give to m “Tre’s Empty Pockets”

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Oh andz Watch Season 6 of m̶y̶ The Show Befores Wez ‘Goes Away’

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Youse Need More Conceiving That My Charity “Tre’s Empty Pockets” Iz Legit? Watch My Video:

 

*CASH ONLY*
No Receipts
Feds still watching!  ◔_◔

 

*content for comedic purposes only and not intended to be taken seriously* 

Teresa Giudice

 

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  • Marsbars09

    Good morning all! I’m surprised to be the first one commenting.
    This edition was a scream! I loved the picture of Tre threatening two people to force them to donate to her bogus charity.
    I think I’m going to watch the season premiere episode tomorrow night. I’m curious to know what her and Joe’s demeanor is going to be like and how the show is going to introduce the newbies.

    • Morning Marsie….everything good with the technical stuff now?

      • Marsbars09

        Yes. Something must have been wrong with my browser or internet connection.

  • nan/4

    It must be my dumb computer, but most of the pictures didn’t download! What I could see was hysterical though! Thanks Tre’s! Youse the best! 😉

    I’m going to watch, but as far as Tre and her wonderful husband goes, I can’t believe a word that they say. She is using her children to get sympathy, and hoping to get no jail time because of it. Them being a part of this show will certainly take away it’s watchability in my eyes, anyway. JMO! 😉

    • Marsbars09

      Hi nan! I plan on watching the show too, but like you, I agree the Giudices’ will not be forthcoming about their wrongdoings. They are going to wave the “woe is me” flag for the remainder of the season.

      • nan/4

        Yup, and when I watched the reruns, and heard her screaming at this one and that one to cover-up her own wrongdoings, it made me sick! I don’t even want to see her or SausageMan on the show. Who can believe anything that they say anymore? They have zero credibility and, if anything, will take away from the storylines with their crap. I am SOOO over them and their lies. The only place I want to see them is in JAIL!!!

        Whew! Thanks Marsie……I needed to vent! HA!

        I hope all is well with you and yours honey…..;-)

      • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

        Hi Marsie! Big {{hugs}}! How are you? Missed you guys!
        We know Tre has to admit guilt on sentencing day. Do you think she’s gonna mumble it & stutter? Like Fonzie on Happy days! I was wwrrroo.. I was wrrooo.. L

        • twifan2

          Not holding my breath on that one, T-Lily! smh

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            But she HAS to right? It’s part of the court proceedings, yes?
            Now that I want on a loop played continually on the Times Square Jumbotron!

        • Marsbars09

          Hi T-lilly! That’s a great question. Will the Giudices’ high priced lawyers encourage them to speak clearly and articulately when admitting their crimes, or will they allow them to go out looking stupid as they made their plea?
          I think the Giudices’ were nightmare clients for their lawyers. I bet they will be relieved when those imbeciles are finally incarcerated.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Even in a drunken stupor at least Juicy looks like he might be somewhat remorseful & have some contrition for being such a screw-up. But Tre? She’s totally oblivious as to what people want from her. Geez you don’t even have to apologize & mean it, but at least play the game right!

          • Marsbars09

            Exactly! Have the attorneys tried coaching them to ACT like they’re remorseful?

    • Refresh your browser, Nan.

      • nan/4

        Will do. Thanks Doc!

  • SAMRA1116

    Man my trip today is better. lol
    TRE —the author u so bad it’s good tea
    U leave each Sat funnies — with the statement “ITS A JOKE”” HAHA
    It’s was a joke to the others, she was playing against each other. But her dumb as fans, still thought Teresa was justified in her doing.

    The funnies —is all the things she did and said to others and she still managed to survive ALL negative info —– I read laugh—-go back and read ur take on her BS I laugh at what y’all write at TREAPE…. ITS ALL TRUE, BUT PUT IN A JOKING STYLE—THAT ANYONE, INCLUDING FORMER DIE HARD FANS AND THE FEW STATE SAW EVERYONE FOR THEMSELVES—–but we knew TERESA IS THE PUPPET MASTER.

    I SPILL MY COKE ON MY NON FUNCTIONAL APPLE IPAD.

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

      Hi Samra. How are you? Hope you are feeling well. Enjoy your weekend Hon. Have a good one.
      Tre & Juicy, 2 apes of a kind. A match made in jungle heaven! LOL!

      • SAMRA1116

        Y’all awwww I’m breathing fresh clean air—-the sound of the water and just being in FL I made it. I stealing internet from my neighbor—they know I’m cheap. lol

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

          Ahh so glad to hear it Samra. Enjoy!
          Hey what are neighbors for right? LOL!

  • Another great job Twi!

  • WestCoastFeed

    I’m loving what I can see, twi. But, I’m another computer user who is having problems getting some of the pics to download. They’ll pop up eventually, I suppose. I love the ones I can see. Thank you again for a great start to Saturday.

  • Raine Woman

    Morning Everyone!!!

    I can’t see the pics but the video was hysterical! Great job, Twi!

    • Morning Rain Lady…refresh your browser, it’s been corrected.

      Hope you’re well and having nice relaxing Saturday.

      Here’s a link to that snitching stuff I was referring to the other day http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/30-mobsters-nabbed-connection-italian-mafia-article-1.1609347

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

      Hi Raine. How are you? Hope all is well & you are having a good weekend. Love those dancin’ chimps. They make me laugh every time I see them.

      • Marsbars09

        Agreed. They’re the highlight to Tre’s funnies.

      • twifan2

        We can’t have them out of a job just because of Tre! 🙂

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

          Well there’s always Cirque du Soleil with Neigh-Neigh!

          • twifan2

            They will never work Nay Nay! She’s as bad a diva as Tre. :/

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            True Neigh-Neigh would never share top billing with the dancers! lol

  • Everyone try refreshing your browsers.

    • twifan2

      Ok now Doc! Thanks. 🙂
      How much you ‘giving’ to charity? ;D

      • Babson_Chick

        Hi twi !! I have a “heads up” penny that I just found but will keep it – sorry youse guys – most of us work hard to get and keep what we have. Cya!! Wouldn’t want to be ya!!

      • nan/4

        LOL!!!! Mornin’ Twi! You’re funny. hehe

        • twifan2

          Hi Hi nan! 🙂
          Hope you having a great, kool Saturday! 🙂

          • nan/4

            Kool, no, but definitely groovy Twi! lol

            Have a great day sweetie! 😉

      • Loves this!!!!!

      • Marsbars09

        LOL!

    • WestCoastFeed

      Hooray, All the pix are there now. Love them!!! I am grinning ear to ear.

  • Babson_Chick

    Happy Saturday to all!! Love the “felon funnies” – good to have something to laugh about.

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

      Hi Babs! Happy Saturday! How was your trip? Hope you had a good time!
      Have a fab weekend Babs! Enjoy your day.

      • Marsbars09

        That’s a cute pic, T-lilly.

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

          Thanks Mars! (>‿◠)✌

      • Babson_Chick

        Tiger in the House!!! Hi there!! Had a great time thanks! All my kids & 8 grands made it including sweet little Noah born June 17, 10.2 lbs.

        • Marsbars09

          Hi Babs! Congrats on the new grandbaby!

          • Babson_Chick

            Thanks so much – of course he’s the sweetest thing ever. Only fuses when he’s hungry. Poor daughter can’t get much done but at least she doesn’t have to warm up bottles.

        • twifan2

          aaawww that’s so sweet! Baby Noah! 🙂
          Double cheers to you, Babs! 🙂

          • Babson_Chick

            Thanks sweetie!! I was there when he was born – daughter went into hard labor fast & didn’t even get a shot.

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

          Oh my! What a big boy! 10.2 lbs? LAWDY! & I thought my son was big at 8 lbs! Wowser!
          So glad you had a good time Babs!

          • Babson_Chick

            Tks – just happy everyone made it there and back home safely. Am getting ready for short trip next week – going with……………wait for it……….a guy!! lol

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Ooohhh! Sassy Babs! Have a good good time!

          • Babson_Chick

            I sure hope too!! Have know him for years and he’s a nice laid back type who just retired and wants to travel. I keep my luggage out lol.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            You go Gurl! Have a blast!

          • twifan2

            You sly minx! 😉

          • Babson_Chick

            What can I say??!I Has been a long time!!!!

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            Is he Juicy?

          • Babson_Chick

            Yep!! If all goes well he wants to go on cruise next.

          • Stella, get ya groove back! 😉

  • nan/4

    I’m LMAO here!!!!! LOL!!!! I love the one with the sausages. Look closely, they are singing!!!!!! OMG…….SO FUNNY!!!! You made my day Tre’s. Thanks!!!! 🙂

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

      Hi’ya NAN! How are you Sweetie? Hope you & the family are well!
      Love the little sausage covered Juicy too! He looks so content. LOL!
      Maybe he’s getting in some practice for his time in the pen
      OH!
      Did I just say that?
      YUP! I did! LOL!

      • nan/4

        Now I’m REALLY LOL!!!!! That was a good one Tigerlilly! Hahaha! How are you honey? Oops. I owe you an email. I’m so bad about that. I promise that you’ll hear from me…..well, at least within the month. JUST KIDDING!!!!

        I miss you and will write soon to catch you up on everything that’s not happening here! LOL!

        TTYL, gator!
        xoxo

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

          30 days or less Missy! Countdown clock starts NOW! LOL! (JK)
          Not much happening here either but work, work, work!
          All work & no play makes Tigerlily a dull cub! LOL! Have a good one Hon! Ttys. xoxoxox

          • nan/4

            You too toots! xoxo

  • My favorite is image #2…”Oh Shit, she’s pointing her pen gun at us…it’s a stick up!” That’s exactly how Teresa Giudice robbed the banks with a pen and fraudulent docs.

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

      HI DOC!!!! {{Waves frantically}} Howdy Hey!
      How are you? Been missing you! Big {{{{hugs}}}!
      *Tigerlily runs up to Doc & gives her big hugs, a hip bump & a booty pop!*
      MWAH!

    • Marsbars09

      I got a kick out that too.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Hello to NAWS. I am hoping that even if you aren’t able to type, you are able to pull up the Saturday funnies and laugh with us. Get well soon so you can join us and share the snark. Miss you much!

    • That’s so nice WCF. Miss you sooo much NAWS. Feel better and come back soon. (((((Hugs)))))) *muah*

      • nan/4

        I didn’t know that she was sick! I hope you feel better real soon NAWS! Miss you!!!!

        • WestCoastFeed

          It’s rheumatoid arthritis. A very severe case.

          • Babson_Chick

            That’s a shame!! Sending our love to NAWS!!!

          • nan/4

            I’m so sorry to hear that. I hope that NAWS is reading this now and know how much we all miss her. I pray that you feel better soon, NAWS!!! 🙂

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

      Me too! Missing you bunches Naws! Hope you will be feeling better soon! Gentle hugs to you. Give the Pennester a good nuzzle & a treat for me & Callie!

    • twifan2

      I wish NAWS would come back.
      Chats, Addie & me miss her. :'(

    • Marsbars09

      I miss NAWS’s snark too. I hope she comes back soon.

  • twifan2

    Happy Saturday all! 🙂
    Have you all heard about Tre’s ‘newest’ business venture?
    She’s coming out with a gelato in Sept! I kid you not!

    • WestCoastFeed

      Yes. I saw that. And then I just sighed. What company is mad enough to slap her name and face on that product?

      • twifan2

        I hope she uses something like pic above!
        Then maybe she’d sell some?
        BUT in the FALL to come out with that?! She’s crazier than crazy! smh

        • WestCoastFeed

          But, she’ll be sentenced in September and if there’s house arrest or prison time she’ll have a limited amount of time to get out and promote the stuff before her sentence begins.

          • twifan2

            It’s like she’s funneling $$$ down a rat hole?!
            Or maybe do something else with the $$$ trail?! :/

          • WestCoastFeed

            It reeks of desperation.

          • twifan2

            Yes, that also.
            BUT WHERE is she getting all this $$ for her ‘ventures’? She has to pay lawyers, household bills, the kids’ school activities, ..etc

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Don’t forget college for the girls Twi. Those online invisible diplomas, like Mommy got don’t come cheap!

          • twifan2

            Oh T-Lily, they aren’t too expensive at Staples or Office Max. Tre can pick some diplomas up for all degrees! 😀

        • Marsbars09

          Sadly, I think if that carton was the real thing it would sell like hotcakes.

          • twifan2

            Just for the comic value alone!
            BUT would she be vain enough to use it?
            That’s the question!

          • Marsbars09

            If someone told her selling that carton could potentially earn her millions I don’t see her passing it up.

          • twifan2

            Sadly so true that, Mars. :/
            Woman has no shame!

          • Babson_Chick

            Of course she would – no original thoughts in her head.

      • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

        Hi West. Happy Saturday to you! Hope all is well & you are enjoying your day!

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

      Hi Twi!
      *Tigerlily runs up to Twi & tackles her with a great big {{hug}}!*
      Happy Saturday my little Sprinkle Cookie!

      • twifan2

        Hi Hi T-Lily! 🙂
        *hides sprinkle cookies from T-Lily!*
        Happy happy Saturday to you too! 🙂

    • WestCoastFeed

      Aha, I just refreshed, this is the perfect packaging for her. Good job!!

    • nan/4

      LOL!!!! Thats hysterical!!!

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

      Jailoto? Perfection! Absolute perfection. Now you know branding Twi!

      • twifan2

        I could ‘help’ her sell her junk…NOT! 🙂

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

          FOTFLMBO! Yes you could! Hee-hee! Copyright that quick before she takes it!

          • twifan2

            She better not!
            I’ll sic Chats on her! >(

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            R’uh R’oh!Cover Tre in kibble & she’s a goner for sure! LOL!
            How is my big boy? Give him some snacks, some nip & a pet.
            How’s Addie? She’s so cute Twi! Need more pics!
            Callie thinks Chats is a sexy beast! He’s her Cumberkitty!

          • twifan2

            LOL T-Lily! 😀
            Chats stays away from Addie when she wants to play. Chats’ a people watcher, not a participator of romping. 😉
            These two have had enough snacks for the day! :/

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Awww, poor little man! Callie too. She’s a watcher unless there’s something to kill. Then she’s all in!
            Always a rumbly in the kitty’s tumbly!

          • Marsbars09

            Is that your kitty that you sing to, T-lilly? He is absolutely adorable!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Yes! It is Marsie. You remembered. LOL! I do sing to her. Her name is Callie. I rescued her from the ASPCA. She’s a doll but she’s a hunter. Will kill anything that moves.
            *Sung to the tune of Pharrell’s Happy.. Who’s a kitty in the city with whose missing her front tooth? Because she’s Callie! Who’s a kitty in the city with Cat Nip 90 proof? Because she’s Callie!* Still workin’ on the lyrics! LOL!

          • Marsbars09

            T-lilly, Callie’s lucky to have you.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            Aww shucks. Thanks Marsie! She’s a good girl. & she doesn’t mind the singing too much! lol

          • twifan2

            So cute AND serene looking. 🙂
            Chats…well let’s just say he waits for the sound of the pop top can to pop!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            He is such a handsome boy! I love the pics with him running in the snow & the one where he looks wasted & has one eye closed. like whoa that was some hard core NIp!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            She sleeps soooo well that she dreams like crazy. She runs & twitches in her sleep like a dog! It’s hilarious!

    • Marsbars09

      Twi, that carton is off the hook! Perfect description of Tre and her future circumstances.

      • twifan2

        I thought ‘Cio Tre’ was subtle. ;D

    • Babson_Chick

      Wicked funny!!!!

      • twifan2

        Thank you, Babs! 🙂
        My snark kicked in this morning! ;D

        • Babson_Chick

          y/w – glad it kicked in. Cheers to ya!!

          • twifan2

            CHEERS! 🙂

    • LMFAOOO!!!!!! This is simply devine. You have outdone yourself here.

      • twifan2

        I wonder if Vince will post it to Tre?
        LOL 😀

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

          That would be AWESOME!

    • Birdie11

      Oh man..that is GOOD!! That’s my favorite Tre expression!

  • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

    Happy Saturday to the AAtT Crew!

    Twi, Doc you have outdone yourselves again!
    Trust me! Now that nearly made me piss myself!

    Been workin’ hard & missing you all! Hope everyone has a great weekend! ENJOY!

    • WestCoastFeed

      Hi, tiger. Reminds me of one of my past cats, Peaches. She often had that same befuddled expression.

      • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

        LMBO West! Too funny. Poor kitty! Happy Saturday Hon!

    • Hey GF….so cute!!! Happy Saturday sweets. I hope you get a chance to enjoy this nice weather and take a breather.

      • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

        I’m tryin Doc! You too. Take some time to enjoy your day! You’ve got mail when you have a chance.

        • Thanks hon. I responded hours ago.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Here’s quote from a recent Teresa interview:

    “When they don’t want me anymore, then I’ll find another show,” she says.

    This woman really doesn’t have a grasp on reality.

    • twifan2

      Who-What-does she think she is?!
      Trelusional. :/

      • WestCoastFeed

        Yes, it is clear that she expects Juicy to pay the whole price for their crimes and that she is going to get off with a slap on the wrist. And she continues to promote her products and is even coming out with that ice cream.

        I hope the judge reads this most recent interview.

        • twifan2

          Can’t believe she’s that dumb to think ONLY Juicy will go down. :/
          I wish I could be in the courtroom when the judge sentences her to PRISON TIME!
          Priceless! 😀

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

            For once September can NOT come soon enough!

    • twifan2

      Is Wipe Out still on the air?
      I’d LUV for her to be on that show! 😀

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ❁♡❀♡✿

      Maybe Tre can get a show on Public Access TV like that nutball Alexyss K. Tylor from Atlanta!

    • Vince Foster, Jr.

      Just like her Pissillini commercial. Where is it playing? Nowhere

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Great job Twi. I always look forward to the funnies.

    • twifan2

      You going tonite” Is Leotard Boy going to be there with you?
      Will you get one of these too?! Ask how much she’s donating to charity!

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        No, I am not going. Leopard Ham isn’t going either. I guess he doesn’t give to charity.

        • twifan2

          OMG! It must kill him not to be able to be near his idol. 😀

  • twifan2

    Is there any paper trail that will show how much they actually took in & GAVE to charity?
    Show how much they had to pay the place & the employees-function expenses?

    • Vince Foster, Jr.

      If you believe Dina, 100% of the ticket price is going to charity. That would mean that the club is supplying the the location and food gratis. It would also imply that Fabellini is giving the first sample away for free. The women will have to supply their own transportation to the function at their own expense (are they going to be picked up by limo) If you read between the lines, they will charge you for any additional Fabellini drinks. So Teresa may financially benefit from the sales. You can look at the charity filings on the charity navigator website. Prior filings have shown significant expenses. Is Dina telling the truth about this function, who knows? Is Teresa going to be signing books for money? Are the other invited guests, Teresa’s posse going to pay for their tickets?

      Are we stupid enough to think that a new block of tickets has been released as Dina’s tweet or is it just another term for unsold tickets?

      Is Dina live on WWHL tonight? If so, won’t she have the leave the party early?

      Jesus, don’t I have a lot of questions?

      • twifan2

        Not as many as I do, Vince. 🙂
        NO FREAKIN’ WAY, these people would pay out of their own pockets for this event!
        I seriously doubt Tre will financially benefit from sales. People won’t buy Felonellini. You know as well as I do, those whore d’oeuvres are going to be salty, dry, spicy! People will pay for the REAL alcohol then.

        They thought they were so Bravolibrity famous-guess their bummed tickets sells is showing them they’re not! 🙂

        • Vince Foster, Jr.

          One pig in a blanket