Youses All Invited to
my Our Premier Gala for Our Season 6
Ands MY Charity Gala! Thatz More Importanz!
Iz wantz everybodies to Comez and Gives to
me My Charity!
Hurry…. I Could Be In Jail Soon!
I Really Sorry. Youses kno Iz Has to be Telling youses Da Truth. I
sold Toldz The Magazine I waz Sorry
Feds still watching! ◔_◔
*content for comedic purposes only and not intended to be taken seriously*