Saturday Funnies: First Fraudellini NOW Prunoellini!

Posted on Jun 28 2014 - 9:47am by Trixie Felonabulous

 

First Fraudellini  NOW Prunoellini!
Second Cheapest Wine

 

Since Allz youses buys my Fraudellini
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Joe andz mez wills bez starting my new wine-Prunoellini!
Itz wills bez made with all thems naturals ingrediences likes we makes my Fraudellini
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Prunoellini willz be made by Joe and ‘friends’
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Youses all canz ejoys itz with youses friends
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Callz now!  I’llz bez waitings fur youses calls!Worried looking blonde woman sitting in a jail cell talking on a pay phone
 
 
Frums ourz house to youses!  
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Don’ts furgets!
*CASH ONLY*
No Receipts
 
Feds be watching!

 

*content for comedic purposes only and not intended to be taken seriously* 

Teresa Giudice

 

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  • Tre’s Closet, you are perfection! This is another masterpiece. Well done!

  • Raine Woman

    If Prunoellini is the Second Cheapest Wine, doesn’t that make Fraudellini the #1 cheapest by default?

    Morning, Twi – and everyone! It’s finally the weekend and now that I’ve gotten my dose of Saturday Funnies, it can officially begin.

    Great job!

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi Raine! 🙂
      When you start your Saturday, can you come over & start mine also?! 😀

      • Raine Woman

        Hiya twi!!! No, I will not come over and start your weekend. You’re a big girl and perfectly capable of opening a box of wine by yourself. 🙂

        I’m so glad you’re here. Is there any way I could send you a link to a NYT article on women & prison? I thought you could use some of the “facts” as fodder for your Funnies.

        • twifan2

          You so mean, Raine! :p
          *pulls blankie over head again* z z z z 😉
          You can post the link on here, Raine.
          Or you can go to Contact Us & use the email address there. 🙂

          OR!!! You can make a Saturday Funnies yourself. Submit it. 🙂

          • Raine Woman

            Thanks, twi! It’s a “paid post” by Netflix which is just a fancy industry term for “advertising space” but it was still really interesting.

            http://paidpost.nytimes.com/netflix/women-inmates-separate-but-not-equal.html?_r=2#.U67eNLkU9Mv

            I’ll leave the ‘creativity’ to you. I may have ideas but only you have the skills needed to pull off a great Saturday Funnies!. I’m still trying to figure out how to make a ‘shocked’ smiley face for when Doc drops the C-bomb. Ha!

          • twifan2

            Thank you for the link, Raine! 🙂
            There’s some funny stuff on there! 😀

            Like this? 😮

          • Raine Woman

            Yuppers!!!! That’s the one!

          • twifan2

            Here’s the link so you can cut, paste it to post, Raine. 🙂

            http://i.imgur.com/iyq7JAc.gif?1

          • twifan2

            For some inane reason it didn’t occur to me that Hawaii had a women’s correctional facility! :/
            Tre could really get a tan there! 😀

          • Marsbars09

            Good morning Twi! Great job on the funnies.
            Doc said that you know the details of why IT took Apollo’s countdown clock down. Please share.

          • twifan2

            I think I posted to you some where on here, Mars.
            There isn’t enough room for both Countdown clocks on the site’s page. 🙁
            BUT you can view here, Mars:
            http://www.arewethere.yt/Apollos-Sentencing-Date/10849.htm#.U68Sk5Tza6c

  • twifan2

    Happy Saturday Everybody! 🙂

    • WestCoastFeed

      Happy Saturday. Everybody Dance!!!

      You did it again!!!

    • Birdie11

      SHEER JOY!!

  • SAMRA1116

    This is too much, I’m laughing so hard—-Tre’sCloset—5*****
    you have her language down to the fine art
    Happy Saturday Everyone
    Thanks to AAT team —-another fun and informed week

    • Raine Woman

      Happy Saturday, Samra! Hope you make it a great one.

      • SAMRA1116

        RaWom—you too
        I’m resting like I worked all week. SOM (shame on me)

    • Hey Samra! Same to you doll !:-)

      • SAMRA1116

        Thanks to all you guys for the hard work

  • twifan2

    Well! My Saturday just got amazing! 🙂
    *puts up Do NOT Disturb sign out*

    • Raine Woman

      You got the box open?

      • twifan2

        *pushes box under bed*
        Nope, found this instead to ‘nourish me right now. 🙂

        • Raine Woman

          Flour, eggs, milk, a little cocoa…sounds like breakfast to me!

      • Happy Saturday Raine Lady! 🙂

        • Raine Woman

          Hi Doc! Isn’t ‘Saturday’ one of the BEST words ever?!? Enjoy yours!!!

          • Yes…yes and yes! It’s nice here today 100 but there’s a nice breeze blowing

          • Raine Woman

            Unless its an Arctic breeze, you can enjoy that 100 all by yourself. Sorry, that’s too hot! 🙂

          • Birdie11

            It’s 95 here and boiling. But good for drying towels outside at least. I’m not going out there until 5ish!

          • Raine Woman

            Birdie, if you have dry towels you should hitch a ride with twi. I’ll even split my cake with you.

          • Birdie11

            Oh YES! I’m there! I’m gonna give Twi a swimming lesson!!

          • twifan2

            I can swim, Birdie.
            I swim good. 🙂

          • Birdie11

            Good! Your duckie inner tube made me think you needed some brushing up! 😉

          • twifan2

            Nope, my arm floaties keep me up. 🙂

          • Birdie11

            I might fight you for the duckie then.

          • Ahahahaha! I burst out laughing reading this. It’s actually nice…reminds me of the caribbean.

          • Birdie11

            The best thing about boiling days is fab ocean swimming and warm nights! No socks or jackets ever!! Happy Saturday Suessie!

          • twifan2

            OR swimming in a lake! 🙂

          • Raine Woman

            I have a brook and a pond. If you still have cake left, I take back what I said earlier about not helping you start your weekend. Come on over!

          • twifan2

            *grabs towel & throws piece of cake in a Tupperware container. Checks to make sure ducky ring is inflated. All good*
            I’m coming, Raine! 🙂

          • Birdie11

            I can just see this…LOL…love that visual!

          • Raine Woman

            I’ll warn the resident turtle!

          • twifan2

            Ramona there? 😮

          • Raine Woman

            *Rim Shot* LMAO!!!!

          • twifan2

            Drunkmona. Oh DANG!
            *runs to hide box of wine*

          • Ah yesss! That’s the best. Happy Saturday sweet Birdie! 🙂

          • Raine Woman

            Does it remind you of the Caribbean because you’re outside melting or because your inside, with AC, looking out a pretty picture window? Hmmmmmmmmmm?

          • LMAO!!!! I’ve been in and out all day and loving it. Feels gooooood!!!!!!

          • twifan2

            :/
            *sips more wine* Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

      • twifan2

        Naaawww, just poked a hole & put a straw in the box. 🙂

        • Raine Woman

          Adult “Juice” Boxes. Brilliant! You should patent that, pronto.

          • twifan2

            That’s something I learned at college. 🙂

          • Raine Woman

            Clearly I went to the wrong school.

          • twifan2

            Clearly. 😀

    • nan/4

      Mine too Twi. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!!!!! Tre’s, you’re the BEST!

      Still laughing….

      Hope everyone is doing well!!!!!

      hahahahahaahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

      • nan/4

        Oh, nevermind. You’re happy because you got a box open. I misunderstood!

        I still think it’s hysterical though.

        K, bye. 😉

      • Happy Saturday Nan!

        • nan/4

          The same to you Doc! 😉

      • twifan2

        *puts last bite of cake in mouth & HUGS nan* 🙂
        Hi Hi nan!
        *oops, gets chocolate crumbs on nan*

        • nan/4

          Drop a few more Twi!!!!

          Is it your birthday, or do you just like taunting people with beautiful, yummy looking cakes, huh? HUH??? LOL!

          Have a good one sweetie! 🙂

          • twifan2

            *wipes mouth-again*
            Nope Nan, not my birthday. Saw this in the window of a bakery I was walking pass. It ‘spoke’ to me! 😉

          • nan/4

            It “spoke” to you? Hold on…..shhhh. There’s some Hagen Das in my freezer that I can hear screaming my name!! I better go……..HA!

            Enjoy your cake, Twi! 😉

          • twifan2

            Have you notice how LOUD some foods ‘talk’ to you at times, nan?! 🙂

          • nan/4

            Yes, but I can hear it even if it whispers my name VERY softly Twi..:-/

    • That’s beautiful!

    • nan/4

      That looks deeeelish!!!!! Nummy, nummy……

    • Marsbars09

      Oh my! Who created that delicious looking masterpiece! My mouth is watering as I type!

      • twifan2

        Hi Hi Mars! 🙂
        It’s a bakery here at home.
        It’s DEATH By Chocolate!

        • SAMRA1116

          Take all that icing off and just give me the moist fluffy chocolate cake plain, please. LOL

          • twifan2

            Actually, I don’t care that much for chocolate icing-BUT this icing wasn’t that sweet. I asked the woman behind the counter what kind of chocolate was used & she said it was a meringue, cocoa mixture. NICE! 🙂

          • SAMRA1116

            I just don’t like icing on cake —just plain
            I’m a very picky eater.

          • twifan2

            Especially just out of the oven with a glass of cold milk…
            *starts to drool again*

          • Birdie11

            I have a really good chocolate cake recipe you make in a bundt pan…no frosting…basically doctored up mix..but really yum.

          • SAMRA1116

            German chocolate with extra semi sweet chips. Yummy yummy my tummy hurts.

          • Marsbars09

            Hi Samra! My granny used to make the best German chocolate cakes. She can’t cook anymore due to her bad back and knees. 🙁

          • SAMRA1116

            Granny made everything special, we learn so much from them..
            You’re blessed to still have her—–go over a make that cake with her….it will be special for both of you..

          • Marsbars09

            Thanks Samra.

          • Birdie11

            I have been obsessed lately with Whole Fruit (I think) sorbet…I could eat a pint at a time.

  • Marsbars09

    Good morning/afternoon all!
    The prune wine sounds gross, but we all know Tre and Joe will do anything to make a buck.
    Love the picture of “from ourz house to youses”. Great job Twi!

    • Good morning here! Hey hey Marsie *waving*

      • Marsbars09

        Hi Doc! How’s it going?

        • Great hon…I posted some food pics above. I made crab & corn bisque last night. My hubby’s favorite.

          • Marsbars09

            Doc, it looks absolutely delish!

  • Birdie11

    That could be me going into a wine store…so clueless! Great, great job Twi..and I give…what bodily fluid is in those zip locks??

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi Birdie! Happy Saturday! 🙂
      That’s cell made Prunoellini in those zip locks, Birdie.
      They make, ferment the Pruno in them.
      http://dudefoods.com/how-make-your-own-prison-wine/

      • Birdie11

        I can imagine that looking quite NJ ghetto fancy in their best bedazzled goblets.

        • twifan2

          NOW that’s a visual I don’t want! 😮

    • Raine Woman

      I can’t believe you asked!

      • Birdie11

        You know you were wondering…don’t lie!! 😀

        • Raine Woman

          That’s not the point. 🙂

    • SAMRA1116

      Thanks Birdie I know one and the other is worse.
      Eeeeewwwwwww just nasty like that are.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Here’s a Giudice family portrait from Jailbird Giudice:

    Jailbird Giudice ‏@JailbirdGiudice 19h

    Family Portrait…. #teresagiudice #rhonj pic.twitter.com/YgCerWOpee

    • Birdie11

      Flattering!!

    • The best I’ve seen them look!

    • twifan2

      Bet they use Milania Hair-care products! 🙂

      • No forehead…of course!

        • Marsbars09

          Ya’ll are too funny!

        • Birdie11

          The forehead resemblance is uncanny.

    • Marsbars09

      RFLMAO! That is so wrong!

    • twifan2

      Guess the baby was sleeping at the time the pic was taken.
      Such a cutie too! 🙂

      • Marsbars09

        OMG Twi! Which baby is that?

        • twifan2

          I get all the Juicy rug rats confused. You might want to ask WCF that question. She might know which one that is. 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            I guess that must be Audriana. She’s the baby of the family.

          • twifan2

            That’s as good as any guess I had.
            Thanks WCF, for the clarification. 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            That’s really sad.

  • I made crab & corn bisque last night…sharing

    • twifan2

      *runs to get silverware* 🙂

      • Twi it was sooooooo good! 🙂 The fresh corn was snapping!

        • twifan2

          Was it yellow corn or white corn?
          I’m picky. ;D

    • twifan2

      Where’s the corn? Did you puree’ it?
      *pushes WCF out of the way to get to head of the line for seconds*

      • No, I didn’t puree the corn. I used fresh corn…look on the spoon, you’ll see some kernels.

        • twifan2

          Getting my lunch now. 🙂

      • WestCoastFeed

        HaH! Shove me out of the way, will ya? Where’d your chocolate cake go? Ymm!

        • twifan2

          *looks down at empty Tupperware container*
          Oh well, Birdie will have to do with a crumb or two. 🙂

          • Birdie11

            WHAT???

          • WestCoastFeed

            Tough luck, Birdie. I beat you to it. And I don’t even share crumbs.

          • Birdie11

            You’re lucky I love ya WCF!!!

    • Marsbars09

      I want some! That looks so delish!

      • twifan2

        With some buttery, warm French loaf! 🙂

        • Marsbars09

          O/T: Twi, do you know why IT removed Apollo’s countdown clock? Doc said you would know.

          • twifan2

            Sorry Mars, just saw this post.
            There was not enough room on the page for both clocks. 🙁

          • Marsbars09

            I hope you don’t mind me posting my two cents, but can’t you list Apollo’s countdown first and then change it back to the Giudices’?

          • twifan2

            I’ll have to ask the editor , Mars.
            I’ll get back to you.

    • SAMRA1116

      Awwww Dr. that picture bring back fond memories
      My gmother was famous for her shrimp and corn bisque
      Mine will never taste like hers, but it’s good. Yum yum

    • BaybeK8s

      Looks delis.

  • Made strawberry mojito’s to wash it down

    • twifan2

      I could without the mint, but CHEERS! 🙂

    • Marsbars09

      Oh my! Did you really make that?

      • Yes ma’am….Mojito’s are super easy to make. That reminds me I need to go to the liquor store today to get some more rum.

        • Marsbars09

          Doc, no one can accuse you of never being prepared. 🙂

        • twifan2

          Pick me up a bottle of Patron, some Bacardi Anejo, Thanks 🙂

  • twifan2

    Have you all sen Dining Out newest card ?
    Are you tempted to get one? I know I am! 🙂

    • I haven’t seen it…what’s so special about it?

      • twifan2

        You have to pay CASH ONLY & you get No Receipts for Tre’s stuff.
        It’s a GREAT deal! 🙂

    • WestCoastFeed

      Sign me up. I need to be a member when she reschedules her great Fraudulini tastings..

      • twifan2

        Hi Hi WCF! 🙂
        I think Tre is going to hold most of her Fraudellini tasting events In-House by the end of the year. ;D
        BUT, I think you get a newsletter, signed by her! 😮

        • WestCoastFeed

          Hand signed by Teresa herself? I’m in. Think how much I can sell that for!!! I’m sure Leotard Man would pay a fortune for it.

          • twifan2

            Him & Happyhousewife will enter a bidding war for it, WCF!
            You’ll make a small fortune! 🙂

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            Leopard will wet himself

    • Marsbars09

      Twi, you’re so crazy!

      • twifan2

        Nnnaaawww aah, Mars.
        I just listen to the voices in my head. They have some good ideas at times. 🙂

        • Marsbars09

          Girl, own up to your genius and stop blaming the “voices” in your head. 😀

    • BWAHAHAHAHA! Girl…..you are a creative genius. So blessed to know you! 🙂

    • Vince Foster, Jr.

      You have outdone yourself this time!

  • twifan2

    OT! Anyone watching Master Chef Australia?

    • Does it come on US tv?

      • twifan2

        Nope-Australia.

        • Vince Foster, Jr.

          Do you need a VPN to watch it? Did you see the guy from Mrs Brown’s Boys on Graham Norton this week?

  • SAMRA1116

    Before I leave
    That picture of Teresa with her jail mates, she looks terrified. LMAO

    • twifan2

      I think she looks a tad constipated to me, SAMRA. 😀

      • WestCoastFeed

        Or maybe she is not happy with the orange crocs. Does Jimmy Choo design crocs?

        • twifan2

          BUT those orange Crocs are to die for, WCF. 🙂

  • Bwahahaha! That video is very funny Twi! #SecondCheapestWine #Cheers

  • BaybeK8s

    Twi you have really out done yourself with this one. I love love love it! And that’s no joke.

    • twifan2

      Glad you enjoyed, BaybeK8s! 🙂

    • Hey Baybe! You been missed. How the heck are ya?

      • BaybeK8s

        Hey hey hey! I’m doing OK. I’ve missed you also. Youses really continue to m my spirits lifted. I haven’t had a chance to watch @Tigerlily’s videos. I am going to as soon as I hit the “post” button. [I have to give youses my undivided attention.] *I giggle every time at “youses”. :))

        *Thank you for being the one place I can come and not be bombarded with “How many times Kim and the other K-Dashians have wiped today.” XOXO

  • Any here ever watch old shows from the 50-80’s? There’s a channel calle ATENA that plays them.

    • twifan2

      Name a few Doc.

      • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

        I Dream of Jeannie
        Alfred Hitchcock Presents
        The Flying Nun
        All in the Family
        Barney Miller
        Gidget
        Hazel
        Patty Duke
        The Monkees
        Partridge Family
        & a few more.

        • twifan2

          Hi Hi T-Lily! 🙂
          Alfred Hitchcock Presents…never saw it. May tune in to watch.
          Thanks! 🙂

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Hi Twi! Hope you are having a great Saturday. Popped on for just a a bit to check out the funnies. Awesome job as usual per you & Doc!. Hope to be back a little later on. Enjoy your day!. 😉

          • twifan2

            You too, T-Lily! 🙂

        • WestCoastFeed

          Barney Miller. One of the best written sitcoms ever. I think I’ll check that out.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Love Barney Miller. Wojo & Fish? Hilarious!
            Happy Saturday West. Enjoy!

          • WestCoastFeed

            And the late Steve Landesberg, Lt Dietrich who knew everything.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Oh yeah! I forgot about him. Dead pan one liners!What zingers! Great show.

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            Yeah and then he left the force and went to medical school. I think he worked on a cruise line later in life.

        • Birdie11

          The Partridge Family…LOVEEE!!!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Careful Nervous Mother Driving! LOL!

            I was lust in love with David Cassidy when I was a tween. & I wanted to be Susan Dey. (Laurie Partridge.)
            Come on get HAPPY!

          • Birdie11

            Love, Love, Love!! Susan Dey was the fakest singer, but I still LOVED her. I have a cd of their greatest hits that I still listen to!!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            I STILL know every word to every song! LOL! & Danny strumming the bass guitar! Too funny! Do you remember when they switched Chris’s? Or heres a blast from the past. How about Ricky Segall? Member him?

          • twifan2

            Reverend Richard Segall, he ministers in Canada.
            He looks a bit like Orlando Bloom, from Pirate of the Caribbean. 🙂

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            OMG! Holy cannolis BATMAN! He does look like Orlando. I can still see the little boys face in there though! Ha-ha! Wonder what his voice sounds like now & if he still sings? Thanks Twi.

          • Birdie11

            I remember this…so cute! The blond Chris was LAME!!! I liked the nerdy kid better!!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            The bock party episode with Richard Pryor!!! Called Soul Club!

          • Birdie11

            There’s the good Chris…OMG they were just the hippest!! My mom used to lecture me about what a big talent Shirley Jones was…not just Mom Partridge!! Danny was HILARIOUS!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            You were all kids then. It tickles me to hear that you thought they were hip. The Smothers Brothers were hip. But not the Partridge Family.

          • Birdie11

            BITE YOUR TONGUE!!! I did really like Tommy Smothers…and Sonny and Cher too!

          • WestCoastFeed

            I’m going to guess that you missed all the double entendres on the Smothers Brothers. And on Laugh In, too.

          • Birdie11

            Yes..I was a kid, I’m sure I did. I thought Dickie was a snooze, but I think I would like him now. I liked Goldie on Laugh In, and wanted to be a gogo dancer.

          • WestCoastFeed

            It’s just that adults and kids see things through different eyes. I could not stand the Partridge Family. Mostly because the kids were such bad actors. Talented child actors are very few and far between.

          • Birdie11

            I actually thought Danny at least, was good. I get what you’re saying but I would still watch today and LOVE it!!!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Very interesting…

            A poem by Henry Gibson

          • WestCoastFeed

            Thanks, Tigerlily

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            No problemo West. Glad to share with you all. It’s so much fun to reminisce with you Gals.

          • Thanks TL!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Da nada Doc.

          • My God…I was running around in diapers at that time.

          • Birdie11

            LOL!! I was a litte kid…my mom used to point out how funny he was…I do remember Sonny and Cher pretty well.

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            Sonny was a co-writer of Needles and Pins

          • lloleary

            My Mom was a piano player/entertainer at the Fairmont hotel in New Orleans (Sazerac Room). There was a small theater in the hotel, “The Blue Room” where stars would perform. My Mom took me there to see an intimate performance of Sonny & Cher. It was magical as they would walk though out the room/stand right next to you/your table, while performing… However, my “young” take-away was, “My gosh, Cher has a lot of split ends!”

          • Aw man….this is cool. Thank you!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            I remember all these shows.
            When TV was fun & light hearted.
            Good times!

          • Exactly! Most shows had a message and politically correctness was not a concern.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            I remember so many of them, so well. Could you imagine what Archie Bunker version 2014 would be like? Oh Lawdy!
            I still to this day ask people about the one-sock, one-shoe or both socks, both shoes episode with Meathead & Archie.
            So Doc… Gotta ask. How do you put on your sock & shoes?
            One sock & one shoe? or both socks first & then shoes?

        • To add to your list:

          Maude – does anyone remember this spin-off of the Jeffersons
          Mary Tyler Moore Show
          Kojak — Loves me some bald headed Kojak
          The Goldberg’s – 1950’s show

          • Birdie11

            Mary Tyler Moore is at the absolute tip top pf my list. I have almost all of the dvds!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Chuckles the clown. BEST episode EV-AH!!!!!
            Crushed to death by a rouge elephant!
            A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.

            My Mom & I used tot watch this together, just like Chiller Theater. The best memories.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Kojack was too cool.
            Lady Godiva was a freedom rider…. lol

          • LOL! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Movin’ on Up–to the East side!!

        • Vince Foster, Jr.

          What about that show with Richard Benjamin and Paula Prentiss?

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Do you mean this one Vince? ‘He & She’. I don’t remember this.

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            Poor Jack Cassidy

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Oh geez, that man had issues. Terrible way to die. So sad.

    • twifan2

      Are they showing The Avengers, the British tv series?
      I saw that on a friend’s stream & LOVED the show. 🙂

      • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

        I LOVE the Avenger’s! Wanted to be Mrs. Peele when I was like 7 or 8. She was the BOMB! The clothes, the styles, Smart, sexy, dangerous!
        One of my absolute childhood favorites! Loved that show!!!

        • twifan2

          Yep! Uh HuH! 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            they were so suave.

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            Emma’s replacement became a drunk pill popper later in life and changed her name to Patsy.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Ha-ha! Thanks Twi. Soooo cool. Mrs. Peele was the shiznit! Still is.

  • nan/4

    This is, hands down, the BEST reality tv site around……ever!!! I just read down this thread, and we have some pictures, the Flying Nun, videos, Prunoellini, The Brady Bunch, a credit card with Tre (in her orange jumpsuit) on it…….LOL!!!!!! Thanks Doc for letting us be us, and making posting here so much fun. And a huge shout-out to all of the funny and very creative posters here. You are ALL are very special. You certainly help to brighten my day…. AAtT ROCKS!!!!!!! 🙂

    • WestCoastFeed

      I could not possibly agree more, nan. This site is so much fun. With so many clever and talented posters. And, on top of that, it is informative.

    • Birdie11

      YEAH!!! I second this!!!

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

      Ditto! (>‿◠)✌

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

      Special for you Nan.

      OH MY NOSE!!!

      • This so cool. One of my favorite shows.

      • nan/4

        WOWZERS!!!!! Thanks Tigerlily! What a blast from the post. Oh, and thank-you for helping me prove my point! Youse guys are da best! 😉

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

          You are welcome Nan, but it’s you guys who make it great! ♥❤♥

      • Birdie11

        Best episode!! OH MY NOSE!!!

    • twifan2

      CHEERS NAN!
      🙂

      • Chiiiile…you talking my language!!!!

    • Awwwwwwwww……. it’s loving kind hearted people like you that make this site fun and worthwhile!♥ (((((Hugs)))))

    • BaybeK8s

      I second that! Isn’t this the absolute BEST site ever!!!! They are all very talented. No matter how blue I am feeling, by the time I leave this site I am always feeling mahvahlous.

  • Here’s Maude….one of my favs from the 70’s

    Maude – Love And Marriage (Season 1, Episode 7) 1/2

    • WestCoastFeed

      All those Norman Lear shows were funny. And all had a message.

      • So true!!!!

        • Birdie11

          When my youngest boy was little…like 4ish…I used to let him stay up and hear Edith shriek the theme song of All in the Family on Nick repeat before he headed to bed…he loved it.

          • Edith and Archie were fantastic. I cried when Edith passed. Americana tv at it’s finest.

          • Birdie11

            The same son went thru a phase of calling women broads for awhile…LMAO! I had forgotten…

          • Ahahaha! “Didn’t need no welfare state, everybody pulled their weight”

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Another funny piece of totally useless trivia. The house they used in the opening credits was in my old neighborhood, where I grew up in Queens.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            OMG! That’s too funny Birdie. How old was he then? How hilarious was that? I would have broken up & died of laughter up each time he said it! Great influence I would be huh? LOL!

          • Birdie11

            I think 3 or 4…it was during the phase I was letting him stay up and hear the theme song, and he would catch snippets of ol Aaaarchie. I think he said it mostly at home (I hope!) to his sisters and I…probably because we laughed!

        • Vince Foster, Jr.

          Who was around when Lincoln was killed?

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            LOLOLOL!
            Close but a ‘wee’ bit before my time.

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            Garfield?

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Ha-ha! You are bad Vince! Bad. LMBO!
            Hmm little later than that. Let’s start with Kennedy & go from there.

    • Marsbars09

      Doc, please check your e-mail.

    • Birdie11

      And then there’s MAUDE!!!

      • That intro was AWESOME!

        • Birdie11

          RIGHT ON MAUDE!!!

          • That voice of hers was everything!

          • Birdie11

            Remember the floor length vests? HAHAHAHAHA!!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Hi, to NAWS, in the event your RA allows you to get far enough to at least read the postings here. We miss you and hope you get much better soon.

    • Great post West. We love and miss you Naws!! I’m praying for your recovery.

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Thank you also Seussy!!!!! Arthritis is traveling throughout all of my body–I’m hoping it will go away as fast as it has come on. I love you all.

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

          Love you more! & miss you bunches!

        • Birdie11

          I’m so sorry Naws…wish you a speedy recovery!! Sending love…

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Thank you my darling West!!!! I try to come on line, but I get a little upset tummy when I have to read too much. Thank you for your thoughts!!!

  • Birdie11

    One of my faves!

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

      Bill Bixby, Brandon Cruz & Mrs. Lee. Ahh so sweet. I still remember every lyric to the theme song. lol

      • Birdie11

        OMG…what about My Three Sons? Robbie, Chip, Ernie, Uncle Charlie…LOVE!

        • Yeeeees!!!!!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            All those feel good family moments. The best, just the best!

          • I miss them so much. How about this song from the 80’s.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            OH NO! Now it will never leave! Ha-ha-a-ha-ha-ha!

          • Heeeheee! 🙂

          • Birdie11

            I nominate It’s a Small World.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Where’s that ice pick? LOL!

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

          Ahhh! So many good shows. When TV actually entertained you. Not like now.

          • Birdie11

            I literally watch no sitcoms anymore. It was all I watched as a kid.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Oh Birdie. I still love them. Dragnet & Adam 12 with Kent McCord! OMG he was sooooooooooo HOT!!! The Cumberbunny of the 60’s. YUMMY!
            Oh & Emergency with Randoplh Mantooth! Yikes!
            Does anybody remember the comedy Tv series called Emergency with a very, very young George Clooney? Oh yeah that reminds me, Facts of Life! Hee-hee. I could go all day!

          • Birdie11

            I loved Facts of Life…Tootie on roller skates! Loved Dragnet…especially the scary druggie ones! Adam 12 too! I also used to love the old Batman series…every day at 4:30.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            & don’t even get me started with the cartoons! Bugs Bunny? Nothing can compare! Pure genius. Never be duplicated!
            Speed racer & Gigantor? The best! Oh & Thunderbird’s with the marionettes! I loved those shows! t was shit but it was GOOD shit! LOL!
            HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

            I would RUN home from school. Oh & the Munster’s too. Loved that one.

          • Birdie11

            Flintstones, Jetsons, Scooby!!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Don’t know if you remember Birdie but I mentioned previously that I have a vast knowledge of useless trivia stored in my head, a huge database of stupid useless & occasionally useful facts & trivia in my knowledge banks.
            Great trivia question that stumps most people. I usually pull it out when I want to win a bet! LOL!. I’ll say if you can tell me Wilma Flintstone’s & Betty Rubble’s maiden names I do, give… etc., etc. Works like a charm!

          • Birdie11

            Wow…were those mentioned in one flashback episode or something?

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Ha-ha. No I don’t think so. The only episode I ever remember it being mentioned is the one where Wilma gives birth & Fred’s MIL comes to visit Wilma & the baby. & one or two others, but for some reason it stuck. *shrugs*
            Originally they said Wilma’s maiden name was Pebbles, but in the episode where Wilma gives birth, Fred calls her Mrs. Slaghoople, bonus trivia, first name Pearl. & Betty’s maiden name is Bricker. Stupid trivia for $1000 Alex!

          • Birdie11

            Wowza! Impressive! I do remember Pebbles being born.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Not really, but thanks. Comes in handy on occasion. It’s weird what sticks sometimes. Couldn’t begin to tell you why I still know that.

          • Birdie11

            It’s impressive to a Flinstones lover!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Ha-ha. True. Thanks Birdie. 😉

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            But I bet you don’t know that Mr. Slate was the biological father.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            FOTFLMBO!
            Eeek, poor Pebbles. All these years & she never knew. Damn you Wilma!

          • Birdie11

            Vince! For shame!!!

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            Wasn’t the Flintstone’s originally on a weekday evening?

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Wow. Yeah now that you’ve said it. I think you’re right Vince. I believe It was. Like Thursday nights or something like that? Not 100% sure.

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            I remember that they had a commercial for Flintstones peanut butter and I made my mother buy some. It was horrible and I can’t eat peanut butter to this day. I do have fond memories of watching the show with my father since he was very active in the community and was rarely home before I went to bed.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            So cool, well maybe not the peanut butter part, but Doc, Birdie & I? Well, we were trippin’ & strollin’ down memory lane last night.

          • Birdie11

            That is fascinating…I had no idea!!

          • We got the Hw’s now…great! *sarcastic smile*

          • Birdie11

            Ok, I’m depressed now…BLECH…the comparison!! NONE.

          • This should cheer you up! *refresh your browser*

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Know every single word to the Saturday Night Fever album. Notice I said album NOT CD! LOLOLOLOL!

          • kindred spirits sis! ♥

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            As I’ve mentioned before I used to dance. I did Irish step dancing for a year, remember Doc? I used to go to the clubs when I was 16/17, (Having 40 DD’s came in real handy! LOL!), all dolled up in my danskin’s finest top & wrap skirt! usually royal blue! HA-HA! & dance my ass off! It’s funny when I was 16, I was never proofed, when I was 26. I always got proofed. I even had a Lady, a stranger lambaste me when I was pregnant with my son because she thought I was a kid! I was 25/26!

          • Birdie11

            You needed boobs to pull off those wrap tops!! Royal blue??? LOLOLOL!!! Fun times!!

          • uh huh….I’m sure the men loved it and their gf’s didn’t. LOLOL!

          • Birdie11

            Yeah I was always jealous of those girls…I looked more like a middle school boy from the neck down!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Great things come in small packages Birdie. Like diamonds!

          • Birdie11

            Aww…thanks. I blossomed into a high school boy!!! LOLOLOL

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            FOTFLMBO! You are too funny!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            I look back & think now, wish I knew then how smokin hot I was.
            5’7″, 125 pounds. Dancer’s legs. Ahhh memories! Still got the gams & the boobs but everything in between is not the same! LOL!
            I love to dance. Still do. Probably would have been a dancer if I could have gone to school for it.

          • Damn!! You were smokin HOT!!! And I’m sure aged like fine wine.

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Awww shucks. Thanks Doc. Fine wine, hmmm maybe the barrel part. *Rolls eyes & shrugs.*

          • I remember T-Lily. Those must have been some fun times. And I know you tore the dance floor up.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I saw my first Irish step dancing in Dublin and have loved it ever since!!! How lucky you were to be able to do that!!!!!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            NAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!
            HI HONEY!! *{{{WAVES}}} runs over to Naws to gently hug her* (˘‿˘ʃƪ)

            How are you? Missed you soooooooo much! Hope you are feeling better! MWAH!
            Thanks it was fun. I loved doing it too. & I was good at it so it made it even more fun.lol

          • Naws!!!!!!!! How are you feeling honey? Always nice to see you post. Xoxo

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Happy Sunday Doc! Hope all is well! Me too. Missing my Naws! (╯.╰)

          • twifan2

            NAWSSSSSS!!!!!!!! 🙂
            How are youses all doing?!
            How’s The Pennnster?!

          • Birdie11

            That ALBUM was fab!

          • Birdie11

            Saturday Night Fever!! YES! Stayin Alive and Disco Inferno!!

    • I love this….thanks for the memories.

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but:

    https://twitter.com/justthefactsnj/status/483245385847406592

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

      Did they release Shia yet? Maybe we can convince the leotard to give up on Tre & find a new love! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
      Thanks Vince. Great way to start any Sunday!
      How are you Hon? Haven’t seen you in a while. Hope you had the best Father’s day ever!

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        Thanks Tiger. Father’s Day? I thought Leopard said I was a woman? It was good, only one of the Foster brood was around and we took a short Hudson River cruise from Kingston, NY with the Mrs.

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

          You are welcome Vince. So glad you & your family had a fun day of celebrating.
          Hmmmmmmm. woman huh? But are you sure Leotard man KNOWS what a real man looks like? Maybe he got confused. You know mixed up his ingrediences list or sumthin’ LOL!

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            Leopard thinks I am Kim G

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Ha-ha-ha! Of course he does! Well then I guess that makes me Danielle!
            What a dumbazz!

    • twifan2

      :/
      I don’t see the ‘bad’ news?

    • WestCoastFeed

      Poor Leopard Man, the fashion police will rip him apart. He may be so distraught that he will stop shilling for Teresa for five minutes.

      • twifan2

        I hear Tim Gunn is a bad ass!
        May the Fashion goddesses have some mercy on Leotard Guy! :/

        • WestCoastFeed

          Nope. He is toast.

          • twifan2

            Poor Vince. 🙁
            He won’t have a playmate on Twit now.

          • twifan2

            Tim is such a task master! 🙂

  • twifan2

    Just saw on Carole Radziwill’s twit this pic of her ‘new’ home she posted.
    ‘My new hood. 4 in from the left. Top floor. To let. #londoncalling’
    Ppl are asking her if she’s going to become a Ladies Of London member. UGH!

    • WestCoastFeed

      Oh, I do hope not. I am just getting interested in LOL. She would absolutely turn me off the show. She is so pretentious.

      • twifan2

        She’d really give Americans a bad rep there! :/

    • Those Brits will rip the Crypt Keeper to shreds. I hope she does join them. She needs to be taken down a notch or two.

      • twifan2

        Marissa would be her ‘friend’ tho. That’s her ‘favorite’ HW of the franchise. :/