Real Housewives of New York Recap: Montana Is Tired of The NY B*tches [Episode 16]

Posted on Jun 25 2014 - 1:37am by Norrth Cafe

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Shorthand recap of this show?  YAWN!  If you continue reading beyond this point, you are a glutton for punishment and I can do no more to help you.  You have been warned.  We are still at the Montana dude ranch.  At this point I think Kristen has ruled herself out as a party planner.  Anyone watching this hot mess does not want Kristen planning so much as a kid’s party. The win goes to Aviva, for staying home.  

Tonight’s episode of “The Real Housewives of New York” begins with breakfast at Antlers Cabin (LuAnn, Heather, Kristen): Lu is just back from a 7 a.m. hike. We learn that she is still upset with Sonja over the fight over dinner the night before, but plans to go easy on her. 

Over at Beaver Cabin (Ramona, Sonja, Carole): Sonja is organizing the fridge and planning to make a platter. She’s whining about being sans man. She’s not thrilled learning, as she explains to Carole, that dinner plans have been canceled and they’re staying in for the evening. She’s experiencing man-withdrawal syndrome and claims she almost let the squirrel outside her window in – just to make out with it. Poor squirrel.

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On cue, here comes the driver/ranch hand, Henry, who apparently is a jack of all trades and takes care of the two cabins. As Sonja is reaching for food in the fridge she warns Henry she’s not wearing underwear – asking him to stand to the side so she can bend over and grab something. Yeah, that’s breakfast with Sonja (a great title for a cooking series). At Antlers they’re getting excited while preparing for fly fishing. At Beaver Ramona is complaining that skinny bitch Carole turned down the heat and that at her age, she needs the cabin cool, she is getting up there in age. 

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All meet for fly fishing – Ramona thinks everyone else looks great, and she does not. The fishing guides look as if they want to be paid extra for this crap. Carole almost floats off down stream and has to be grabbed (surely she’s a character from “Family Guy”, no?). Heather catches a fish that twice gets away before she falls in the river trying to catch it a third time. By the end of the fishing session, Sonja and Ramona want out, making plans to go into town for dinner. Heather tries to shame them into appreciating Kristen’s plans for the evening. They are convinced to stay if the resort chef will bring friends with him.

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Getting ready from dinner, Ramona and Sonja are complaining that Kristen isn’t a hostess as they are. Their beds weren’t made, there were not fresh towels, etc. We already know that Ramona knows how to make stuff happen and Sonja is the party wherever she goes. Even their magic is limited here. Sonja says that Kristen lives in a little apartment with two children and doesn’t entertain. Carole looks annoyed, but seems to realize that arguing with these two won’t help. Good move.

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The dinner party starts.  The funniest line of the night comes from LuAnn who says in a TH, after Sonja snarks about her giggling with Kristen over being “Connecticut Girls,” that Sonja seems to have a stick up her ass… no, a whole tree.  Apparently, Sonja feels that they shouldn’t be so willing to tell anyone they’re from Connecticut. No further explanation. Lu’s line is funny standing alone, but ridiculously funny given the redwood stuck up LuAnn’s backside since the show began. Sonja pulls the passive aggressive move of the night when she brings up Sakoto, her facialist.  The facialist apparently has told Sonja she’s FAO Schwartz because she has so many toys (in my head, I choose to imagine a slinky, a retro Simon game, and Monopoly – you take her comment to mean wherever you want).

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The mention of the facialist (whose words are again shared in a flashback for the audience) causes LuAnn to go ballistic.  She warns Sonja not to mention her again; she’s fed up with her facialist. Sonja is “confused” about why LuAnn is angry, when Lu reminds her that the facialist is spreading rumors that she’s cheating on Jacques as well as rumors about Sonja

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Somehow the tables are turned on Aviva and now Ramona says that she feels that Aviva “made her asthma happen”  because she didn’t want to leave Reid.  Kristen says that she’s felt like a bitch for accusing her of not having a real illness. I think Ramona AND Kristen need to lay off.  Whether it is medical or psychological, it’s somewhat icky that these women are treating Aviva’s illness like it is up for debate. Carole calls Aviva’s illness a sign of “Munchausen”. I’m guessing Carole doesn’t have a psychology degree.  I’m sure the other women need to stop listening to Carole.

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The argument swings back to Lu and Sonja. LuAnn’s anger seems to be disproportionate and she is defending her fidelity to Jacques.  I have to wonder if the last season that aired –the season of the ping ponging pirate, is causing problems for LuAnn in her relationship and if she is afraid that more rumors of infidelity will kill her relationship with Jacques. Sonja appears to be a veteran of targeted gossip mongering and doesn’t care what people are saying about her. LuAnn appears to care DEEPLY. Kristen, in a TH, takes LuAnn’s side. Sonja makes some odd statement to Heather, who is defending Lu, that if you lie down with pigs you are a pig. Heather claims it’s an attack on LuAnn and gets upset. She feels Sonja owes her “dear friend LuAnn” an apology whether she meant to insult her or not. When did Heather and LuAnn become dear friends?

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So… this is still the same season, right?  HOW did this show get so stupid so fast? 

The next day there are massages in the woods for Sonja, Ramona, and Heather. Kristen has decided to keep LuAnn and Sonja apart for rest of the trip. Heather tells Sonja that LuAnn feels jealous that Sonja is not as close to her as she is to Ramona. Kristen, LuAnn, and Carole – who is wearing an evening dress, are hiking. LuAnn says that there are times when she is reminded that Sonja doesn’t really consider her to be a good friend though she was there for through the bankruptcy. 

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Carole feels that no one realizes how sensitive LuAnn is. Can someone remind me of whether or not these wankers were themselves gossiping about Sonja and her money woes – on screen – and even laughing about some of her issues at some point? Have they not commented on Sonja’s drinking and mocked her while they were on camera?  Yup, really good friends. Sonja tells Heather and Ramona that given the stability in LuAnn’s life, which includes paid alimony and no lawsuit, she should be glad people are talking about her. It’s better to be looked over than overlooked as she has been.

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Back at Antlers Kristen and Heather (whom Kristen calls “Sporty Spice”) are getting ready for rappelling, first hiding their jewelry. Kristen admits feeling competitive with Heather. I’m guessing Heather doesn’t think of Kristen as competition at all. Lu doesn’t want to go Skeet shooting with Sonja, guns and all that, so she joins Heather and Kristen.  They learn that the drop is 165 feet down. Kristen volunteers to go first and get it over with, as Heather tells her to not worry if she can’t do it. Kristen does not appreciate the lack of support and tells her she should be encouraging. Kristen tells them that she’ll treat them as she treats Josh; she tells them to be quiet. Heather pulls her control freak move starts instructing KristenSonja flirts, using stereotypes about kissing cousins,with the skeet shooting instructor, Cowboy Paul – who asks her not to use stereotypes. Carole goes first and hits part of the target.  She gets the next one.  Sonja calls it beginners luck.  The instructor gives himself credit. Back at the rock, Kristen is crying and screaming that she hates them all. She begins her journey down the rock. Heather says that she feels that Kristen felt she had something to prove, mostly to her since she’s the most athletic.

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Kristen cries when she finishes and realizes she could have been hurt and wouldn’t have been with her children just to prove something to her friends. Sonja shoots well. Ramona? Not so much. Cowboy Paul helps her adjust for her “anatomy,” something Carole notes he didn’t have to do with her, given her flat chest. The gun scares Ramona, who gets a hug from Cowboy Paul. Carole tells him that he didn’t hug her.  Back on the mountain, Lu has a harder time than did Kristen, but is brave at the end.  She kisses the ground.  Heather claims it’s not so bad and shows off, because of course she’s done it before. Heather notes that unlike herself, Kristen is still unhappy after she’s met a challenge. Ok, so maybe there is some weird thing going on with Heather, too.

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The interstitial is of Lu and Carole having to stop to urinate while taking a hike in the woods. Lu gives etiquette lessons about going outdoors, in a TH, none of which includes making sure you’re not being filmed while you go – what’s up with that? The scene is symbolic of all that’s wrong with this show.

We’re back with Cowboy Paul and I’m so excited that the end of the show coming that he’s starting to look pretty damned good to me, too. The group is going Geocaching.  They have to use GPS units to find the caches. “Ramonja” are complaining again, they don’t get the point. You have to find hidden boxes, take what’s there and leave something behind. Carole has managed to partner up with Cowboy Paul Lu calls Kristen “Pocahontas” because of her headband and Paul reminds Lu that Pocahontas was a Northeasterner, that Sacajawea is more appropriate. Damn, I like him. Give that man a show, Bravo!  More than with anyone else, Kristen feels that Heather has been drinking and is making the event awful by turning the other women against her. Now Heather is saying that Kristen is drunk and behaving oddly. I don’t drink but if this show goes on any longer, I will start.

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Heather tells Kristen finding the box is not worth it. Kristen tells Heather she’s mean and bossy. Heather says that she’s not bossy or rude, she’s honest. She also loudly mocks Kristen for crying at the mountaintop and says she shouldn’t have been so stupid in picking an activity she can’t do. Is this the time to remind everyone that Kristen basically turned on Aviva for the sake of her friend Heather, who turned on Aviva for Carole’s sake? The arguing continues through the end of the show. I am setting up a paypal account and someone from Bravo had better drop a huge freakin’ load of money in it since I made it to the end of this craptacular episode.

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OH NO!  There is a third episode from Montana to air next week. The fighting continues. I will make sure to keep that paypal account open.

 

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  • cutie pie

    I’m just thrilled we were treated to another aviva free segment.

    • distressed

      Amen. Any show without Aviva and (I won’t even write its name here) is a good show.

      • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

        Exactly distressed. Thankfully we were spared!

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

      I am so there with you on that one Cutie. Can’t stand ADiva & no ADiva means no scummy lech father!
      Hallelujah!

  • Norrth

    More than anything else? Carole’s attempt at being eccentric is becoming creepy to me. I never bought the Kristen – Heather friendship as a deep friendship, but I’m really sorry to see Heather treat Kristen that way. Heather criticizes how rude and nasty Ramona is to complain about someone else’s hospitality, but i thought she was sabotaging Kristen from the moment at the rock on forward.

    • distressed

      It may not be a deep friendship, but I think they go way back because Heather worked with Kristin’s scumbag husband for a while. So they must know each other socially outside of the show.

  • twifan2

    Thank you Norrth, great recap! 🙂
    I much rather read your recaps than actually watch the show. 😉

    Ok, is it just me or does anyone else think the show is dragging out?! :/

    • nan/4

      Mornin’ Twi! No, it’s not just you….

      Take care! 🙂

      • twifan2

        Hi Hi nan! 🙂
        LOL I keep thing that this show is going on & on & on… JUST put me out of my misery! 😀
        Keep on posting, nan! 🙂

        • nan/4

          LOL! You got that right!

          Hope all is well with you and yours….. 😉

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

      Hi Twi! Happy Wednesday! MWAH! Hope you are having a fab day! Enjoy Luvvie!

      • twifan2

        Is it FRIDAY ?! 🙂

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

          2 more days Babe. Hang in there!
          But heck it’s Friday somewhere. Right? Lets just go with that!
          Woot-woot!

  • nan/4

    Thanks for the great recap, Norrth! If I were writing the recap, I’d sum it up in one word: BORING! Zzzzzzzzz. :-/

    Happy Wednesday one and all! 😉

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

      Hi Nan! {{{{Waves}}} How you doing? Hope all is well. PM’d you. Check your mail.

      You watched the whole episode also? Seems you’re a glutton for punishment too! LOL! What is wrong with these women? Can’t go anywhere & enjoy anything without bashing one another over the smallest perceived slight or insulting someone with their lame azz remarks hidden in some sort of joke that isn’t really funny but just insulting. Talk about needing to GTFU!

      • nan/4

        HI sweetheart! I’m going to check right now! Oh, I guess that I should answer your post first….hehe

        I do not enjoy watching women go fly fishing or propel themselves from rocks. And, I’m sorry, this new love of LuAnne is getting on my nerves. I have a long memory, and she was always, phoney, mean, two faced, a pot stirrer, and a cheat! Now that Aviva isn’t around (which is A-OK with me) LuAnne is taking full advantage of her absence. You’ll see. They’ll promote her again! Geesh! Can you tell that I don’t care for her? LOL! Sorry for getting carried away. :-O

        Talk with you later gator! 🙂
        xo

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

          Hee-hee! You my dear Nan are what I call a pisser! Answer my post first! LOL! Too cute. You are too cute!
          Oh Lu. What a Cuntessa! I think she’s pissed cause everything the facialist said was true. We all know she’s not with Jacq anymore. So what is she trying to pull? You get drunk as a skunk, hook up & bone a Johnny Depp pirate look-a-like on National TV, while you are in a supposed committed relationship & then try to deny it? You better believe people are gonna talk smack about it & you!
          Unlike most Dudes, she should have kept in her pants! LOL!
          Sorry, sorry that was cruel. (But funny!) Oh I am full of snark & sass today! Watch out!

          • nan/4

            It’s a darn good thing that I just emptied my bladder. You are SO FUNNY!!!! LOLOLOL!!!! TMI? 😉

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I say it all the time. With the wit & sass of all the posters here. I sometimes need to run to the bathroom they have me rollin’ so hard! Figure one day my Honey’s gonna come home & find a pile of ash cause I’m just gonna short out my laptop & electrocute myself, either spewing a drink or pissing myself.
            Okay, okay sorry that was def TMI! LOL!

          • nan/4

            OMG!!!! LMAO!!!! You’re the BEST, Tigerlilly!!!!!

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Awww thank you Hon! But you are the best! You rock!

          • This is so special! 🙂

          • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

            Aww shucks! Thanks Doc. Appreciate it. As are you.

            Tee-hee. I was just remembering the ‘Pet Rock’. A pet that would not need to be fed, walked, bathed, groomed and would not die, become sick, or be disobedient.
            Now that guy was a genius!
            Oh geez now I’m dating myself again! LOL!

          • nan/4

            Thanks sweetie! I love it! You really are the best….. 🙂 xo

  • Awesome recap, Norrth.

    Kristen grated my nerves last night…Ugh!!!

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

      Good Mornin’ Sunshine! Hope you are having an awesome day today!

      • Good Morning snookums! 🙂 Awesome indeed and SUPER busy! Enjoy your day.

        • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

          Oooooh, super busy? Any juicy tidbits we should be on the lookout for? Hmmmmmmmm?
          Hee-hee! Ooooh you got me all excited! Can’t wait!
          PM’d you Hon. Take a look when you can. No rush. Hope you have an awesome day today! Enjoy! MWAH!

    • RonnieIsBack

      My nerves were like parm cheese after watching this chit last night…Kristen I see why Josh ignores you….douche or not…
      I cannot stop laughing each time they flash Beaver cabin across the screen..I mean really…hehehhe
      Carole is painfully thin..I keep trying her magnificent azz, i mean backs..
      Lu you doth protests too much…but I still love ya
      Montana looks boring as hell…

      • BOOM!!!!!

        Kristen is a winey, insufferable woman. I will also add confrontational and immature (sorry Raine Lady). I can’t stand manly Heather but was giving a standing ovation last night.

        LuAnn is a ho/freak….I wish she would just own it and move one. Why give credence to a lie?

        Ramona and Sonja…they don’t bother me and without them, the should be a complete Zzzzz

        • Birdie11

          Poor Lu’s freak out only makes her look guilty. Kristen is trying to impress…ummm…I don’t know who. It’s not working…no one cares if she’s athletic or not. She’s obnoxious..simply because she tries too hard to be what she thinks we want her to be.

          • Exactly! And I don’t know who she’s trying to impress because she’s far from athletic. Nothing more than a wimpy scared complaining bitch.

          • Birdie11

            Generally athletic people don’t burst into tears at every physically demanding challenge…LOL!!

          • And begging everyone to shut up so she can breath heavy, concentrate and pout. *EpicEyeRoll*

        • Raine Woman

          It’s the Connecticut thing, isn’t it? 🙂

          • Hey Raine Lady! It sure is! 🙂

          • Raine Woman

            Hey Doc! Sorry about the earlier drive-by comment, just wanted you to know I saw yours, and understand.

            They were ALL a bunch of colossal twats last night. Can I say that? Sorry if it’s too much. I need a list of acceptable words, please and thank you…I’m not here to offend. 🙂

            Sonja is in the middle of a full-blown ‘Beale’ breakdown. She was a hot mess on WWHL. Ramona takes being ungracious and ungrateful to a whole new level. Poor Luann…”the lady doth protest too much, methinks.” Hell, everyone thinks! Carol is smokin’ too much pot. Heather might need to smoke a little more pot. And Kristen? That girl is outta her league.

            What can I say? I loved it! LOL

          • Offend? Chile there is no such thing as censorship or offend here, we use explicits like drunken sailors at times. I hope I don’t offend you in the near future. Give me a glass of wine and all hell breaks loose. LOL!

            Your assessment is spot on! I agree they all behaved like massive TWATS. They all irked my nerves in one capacity or another. Carole looks like the crypt keeper, she scares the shit out of me. Kristen’s whining is annoying. Sonja, well she’s just a broke drunken mess.

          • Norrth

            Hiccup! 😉

          • Birdie11

            Sssshhhh…don’t mention Connecticut!! HUH??? Sonya’s nuts.

          • Raine Woman

            Sonja is so far past nuts, she couldn’t turn around and find it with binoculars. Someone needs to check her into the closest Laughing Academy, A.S.A.P! Preferably NOT in Connecticut.

            How are you, Birdie? Did you enjoy it at all? Doesn’t look like it from your comments but I have a little hope.

          • Birdie11

            I’m well Raine…hope you are too! I actually love the NY franchise…maybe because I’m an east coast girl. I love the fashion, the city (wish we could actually spend some camera time there), and the faces that actually move. I’m bummed about Sonya…I used to love her. Ramona always amuses me, even in her depressed state this season. While they all act like fools, there’s something about the east coast mentality that snags me. I will probably watch every last episode, no matter where the cast falls. But for heavens sake…get us back to NY!

          • Raine Woman

            I’m East Coast as well, through and through, so I love this franchise as well; but a girl needs a little country now and again. One more week of Sonja in the Saddle and they’ll get back to civilization. Can you hold on?

          • Birdie11

            We’ve been in the country more than the city. At least the Berkshire trip looked like fab fun. I visit Co every couple years…I know the scenery is incredible…but not so thrilling on TV. Kristen’s themed outfits just slay me.

          • Raine Woman

            I’m not sure which is worse…Kristen’s theme outfits or whatever the hell Carol is trying to wear.

          • Birdie11

            OMG that pink satin princess dress with the bolero jacket was hilarious. She wasn’t dressing like a loon last season!

          • Raine Woman

            That was some hybrid Geisha / Victorian nightgown monstrosity. That was the most offensive things about the episode. It’s fun house mirrors. I’m telling you, all the Housewives seem to have them.

          • Birdie11

            HAHAHAHA!! I thought Carole pulled off quasi hipster pretty well last season. I have no idea what her deal is anymore. Trying really hard to be different I guess…I guess we should be glad that she wears underwear.

          • Raine Woman

            LOL! How would we know? Sonja is the only one who gives weekly dissertations on her “foundations.” <—Seuss ought to appreciate that one. Ha!

          • Birdie11

            Well as long as we don’t have to hear about it…what am I saying…we were just guests at her cooch waxing!!! BLECH! That ranch worker almost grimaced when Sonya said to stand back.

          • Raine Woman

            Ugh, don’t remind me. When did that become okay to broadcast, legs up in the air and all? Every season…every franchise. Dignity, people!

          • Birdie11

            Some twit at Bravo…it has to be. Plus in Bravoland every woman invites a pal for the ceremony…in what universe is that normal??

          • Raine Woman

            Just like you said…Bravoland! I have to get that thought out of my head before I shut it down for the night. Thanks a lot!

            Have a great rest of the night, Birdie. Tomorrow will be here too soon but enjoy it!

          • Birdie11

            Nitey Raine!

          • Norrth

            I kept hoping Sonja meant that the people of Connecticut don’t deserve to be associated with these two, they deserve better – but it’s Lady Morgan, so who knows where that insult was going.

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        It’s a beautiful in the mountains and I love to ski there. I usually go to ski there every few years.

      • Norrth

        ROTF! I kept thinking that there had to be at least a dozen cabins and someone from Bravo made sure to book those two, especially a week or two after flashing Sonja’s undies more than once – like they had no choice.

    • Norrth

      How crazy is it that when Josh is on screen I feel bad for Kristen? When she’s on screen, I feel bad for him!

  • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

    Great recap Norrth. Guess I’m a glutton for punishment as I watched the whole show & read the entire recap! LOL!
    I can’t believe how these women behave. Getting tired of all the back biting. I don’t know people like this. & I live here! WTH?

    • Norrth

      They use to be the fun group, for a while. Now they just complain and cry. Tragic.

  • RonnieIsBack

    Great recap North..You manage to turn chicken shit into chicken salad..well done.

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

      “Chicken shit into chicken salad..” Ronnie, you just made me spew water all over my laptop! Too funny but so spot on! LMBO!

      • Oh Ronnie kills it with the one-liners!

    • Norrth

      LOL! That’s a new one. I appreciate it more than you know. I think these poor women are boring to each other, as well. Heather mentioned a few episodes ago about being locked in a legal battle with spanx… I’d rather know more about that.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Thanks for the excellent recap,, North. I am not at NY watcher very often, but I do like to catch at least some of the shows when they are on a trip. So, I caught this I guess from the rappelling scene to the end. So, I had the pleasure of seeing some lovely Montana scenery, and the displeasure of listening to a lot of absurd squabbling. Does Kristen think that quarreling is what Bravo wants from her? Well, maybe she’s right. But it certainly turns me off as a viewer.

    • Norrth

      I wondered if Kristen was trying to goad LuAnn into a argument. She knew LuAnn was incredibly sensitive about the rumors, and still kept talking about how funny they were. Unreal.

      • WestCoastFeed

        I just keep thinking that Brandi told her that all Bravo wants is conflict, so she was just trying to keep the pot stirred and also to get herself as much camera time as possible.

  • Birdie11

    Call me crazy, but I watch this show to see women in NEW YORK, not in Montana…nature like that is only interesting in person…a complete SNOOZE on TV. I used to be a Sonya fan, but the over sexed, floozie act is really getting tiresome..and I’m tired of seeing young men embarrassed by her. Kristen whining about Heather being bossy…OMG…go back to Jr High…no one cares. Even though Ramona hasn’t been as fun, I still enjoy her and find her the realest of the bunch. Carole tries too hard to be different, but at least she’s half interesting.

    • Norrth

      So TRUE. It was that way in the Berkshires, too. How many times can we watch them go swimming, or walk through the woods?

  • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

    Everyone’s tired of the New York bitches. I don’t know why but I just can’t seem to like any of these women this season. I’m mostly tired of Luann but she doesn’t bother me nearly as much now that she’s been humbled to being just a “friend” of the HW’s (even though it seems we see her as much as usual–smart on AC’s part–he gets her FT and pays her PT).

    I am really over Sonja. I used to love her–I thought she was fresh, fun–and even her overt sexuality was kind of fun. Now it is just pathetic and boring. She obviously has a bad drinking problem and her OVERT sexual advances to these very young boys–most of whom seem to have no interest in her and are even embarrassed by her– are just flat-out wrong.

    I know she’ s suffering financially but her solution won’t be found in the bottom of a shot glass. I hope she can find the help she needs.

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

      Excellent post 4tHH. Imho, stated perfectly & so on point! Same here with Lu & Sonja. Used to have an intense dislike of Lu but she’s not that bad this season, (for Lu that is.), & Sonja. Well Sonja has gone from fun & sassy & outrageous to just plain sad & pathetic. I hope she gets some help. God she is almost getting as creepy as ADiva’s Dad with those young guys. Gives me the heebie jeebies! & not because of the age difference so much, but just how bad she reeks of desperation!

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        Lol! “ADiva” !!! Awesome!

        ITA w/everything you said! Creepy is right.

    • I couldn’t agree more about Sonja. Every episode I get second hand embarrasment for her. She’s

  • SAMRA1116

    Great recap Norrth
    Kristen has the whining down pat, she’s pathetic
    Sonja has list all sense of reality, she’ll make out with anyone near her
    LuAnn shut up–you know you screw anything with a penis
    Heather–hollow on down the road
    Carole is too busy trying to be cool—-but comes off as desperate for her age
    Aww Romona love her or repulsive of her behavior—she consistent complaining at ALL times

    • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

      Awesome recap too Samra! LOL!

      • SAMRA1116

        Thanks

    • Norrth

      I’m trying to be sympathetic, but Kristen’s crying is driving me mad! When she attributes even her achievements to peer pressure, she makes Sonja look like the resident brain trust in the group. Sonja is right, Kristen is immature.