Saturday Funnies: Mama Joyce’s Geriatric Fight Night

Posted on Jun 21 2014 - 9:20am by Trixie Felonabulous

 

 

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She’s FEARLESS…She will Take All Comers!
Mama Joyce

 

 Let Me At The Bitch!
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 I Will F*ck Her Up!
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She’s Sassy!
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She’s Feisty!
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And She’s a FORCE to be Recon’d With!
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Apollo Has met his MATCH!
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Mama Joyce’s Geriatric Fight Night 

Coming Soon From Brava!

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BUT……………We May Have a Worthy Opponent For Mama Joyce!
Sharon “You Got The Wrong One Now Bitch” Tucker
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Whoa Whoa…..Calm Down Mama!

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REMATCH at Aunt Bertha’s House!

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 Coming to Your TV soon!  

 

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  • Samra1116

    You guys are the best—-y’all captured her at her best—always complaining and ready to rumble.
    Sharon was going to whip that ass.

  • WestCoast Feed

    Thank you Tre’s Closet. You captured her essence.

  • Dr. Seuss

    Can everyone comment through Disqus? Is Disqus down for everyone?

    • WestCoast Feed

      I can comment. But cant rearrange comments to show newest comments first. And yesterday’s pix on the old thread are now gone.

      • crazygtrider89@gmail.com

        Are you able to comment through Disqus like you normally do? Were the pix left in the comments or the pix in the story itself? Disqus just upgraded their system and it’s all screwed up.

  • West…it’s back! Check out the thread from yesterday to see of the pics are back in the comments

    • WestCoastFeed

      Good, everything is back now. Except my post here has disappeared. That’s no biggie. But Samra’s is gone, too.

      • Yeah….mine too are gone. Disqus is temperamental today!

  • Another masterpiece from Twi…..Hilarious!!!!!

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Doc! Agreed!

      • WestCoastFeed

        As I said in my comment that disappeared, she has captured the essence of Mama J.

      • Morning Marsie! Happy Saturday 🙂

        • Marsbars09

          You too, Doc.

  • twifan2

    Disqus started acting wackadoo about 4-5am here. It was whacked out! o.0

    • They’ve upgraded their system which clearly messed with the user-face. So annoying. Glad it’s back!

      • twifan2

        Every time DissUs does an ‘upgrade’ it screws US! >(

        • Thank you! But nevertheless, EXCELLENT job on the Sat Funnies. Look, we don’t need Teresa to laugh – go figure!

    • Raine Woman

      4-5am? LOL Would that make you a night owl or early riser?

      • twifan2

        Night owl.
        Early riser-what that? ;D

  • nan/4

    What happened to Disqus? I can only post if I hit someone’s reply button! I hope this is a temporary glitch!

    Mama Joyce needs to get to one of those very popular reality tv places, and get waxed. Just the legs…..PLEASE!!!! :-/ lol

    Thanks for the laughs Tre’s. You’re brilliant!

    I hope that everyone has a very nice Saturday. 🙂

    • Morning lovely lady!

      Happy Saturday!!!!

      Mama Joyce needs to skinned like a pig — suitable grooming tip! LOL!

      Disqus is all screwed up. They upgraded their system which has caused a ton of other problems.

      Have a wonderful Saturday, Nan! 🙂

      • nan/4

        Mornin’ Doc. It’s nice to see you. 🙂 I know that this is OT, but what’s with these women going to have their hoohas waxed, and bringing friends along to watch? I mean seriously, does stuff like this happen in the real world? lol

        • Nice to see you as well! 🙂

          Yuuuuuuck! First of all, no…it’s not normal and secondly, it’s unsanitary. What kind of place would even allow that nonsense. If a friend asked me to join her for “moral” support, I would stay outside. And even that’s a stretch for me.

          • nan/4

            It IS unsanitary Doc. You’re right! That scene with Carole and what’s her name (I forget…..I’m old!) was so disgusting. It seems to happen a lot in New York. The whole thing give me the willies. YUK and DOUBLE YUK! :-O

            Be well sweetheart! 😉

      • twifan2

        NAN!!! Hi Hi !! 🙂
        How are you? Hope all is well & you’re enjoying your first day of summer! 🙂

  • twifan2

    Happy Saturday!
    AND
    Happy FIRST DAY OF SUMMER! 🙂

    http://i.imgur.com/1SduU0H.gif

    • nan/4

      Hi Twi, and thanks. The people who live in the desert like I do REALLY look forward to the summer. NOT!!! Dry heat my a$$!!!! hehe

      I hope you’ve been well sweetie! 🙂

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Twi! Happy First Day of Summer to you as well.
      What’s the name of that animation? The character looks familiar.

      • twifan2

        Olaf, from Frozen 🙂
        Hi Hi Mars! 🙂

        • Marsbars09

          You are such a kid at heart. Just like T-lilly.

          • twifan2

            🙂

          • twifan2
          • Birdie11

            ♫ Tra-la-la-la-la-la-laaaa!!! ♫

          • All About The Tea

            This is so nice. I imagine this is how we would all be if we were kids again. Heck, even now!

    • Birdie11

      Oh JOY!!! Happy Solstice Twi!!

      • twifan2

        Happy Solstice to too, Birdie! 🙂

    • Summer? I thought it was summer 2 months ago. It’s been 100+ here for 2 months now! LOL!

      Happy Happy Solstice ! 🙂

      • twifan2

        LOL For YOU it’s summer 10 months out of the year! 😀

        • LOL — ain’t that the truth!!!!!! Starting in February. LOL!!

          • Raine Woman

            By February I’m already looking for summer. How many guest rooms do you have?

          • twifan2

            I have a sleeping bag! 🙂

          • Raine Woman

            I’ll see your ‘sleeping bag’ and raise you a portable AeroBed with linens!

          • twifan2

            :/
            I have SNACKS!! 🙂

          • Raine Woman

            I have alcohol!! 🙂

          • twifan2

            DANG!
            But I have Wally World’s FINEST box wine! HA! 🙂

          • Raine Woman

            Sorry, twi. You may be the resident artistic genius around here, but by February I’m not above cutting a bitch for a little warmth and sunshine.

            I’m pretty sure Doc has an affinity for margaritas so I’m going to add TEQUILA to my offer.

          • twifan2

            PATRON!!!! 🙂
            I’m there! 😉

          • Raine Woman

            Does that mean you concede? Yay me!

          • twifan2

            No, just having a Patron moment here. 🙂

          • twifan2

            Is it 5 yet?

          • Raine Woman

            In more than one time zone!

          • twifan2

            YIPPEEE! Cheers Raine! 🙂

          • Raine Woman

            Slainte!

          • twifan2

            DANG! Jucy already beat me to the first drink!
            Clean up. Aisle 3! 😀

    • Raine Woman

      Yay Summer! Welcome back, friend, you’ve been missed!

      • twifan2

        Hi Hi Raine! 🙂
        Been busy as all get out! 🙁
        Hope you having a GREAT weekend!

        • Raine Woman

          You need a raise. Who can I email?

          • I’ll second that recommendation.

          • twifan2

            My EX boss! 😀
            That’s why we’ve been so busy here! Clearing up the mess! J/K!!! 😀

        • Raine Woman

          Twi, I can’t believe I forgot to mention my favorite part…Heat Miser on the front page…Mr. Hundred and One! Life needs more Heat Miser and Mr. Ten Below, Snow Miser. Love them!!!

  • Marsbars09

    ROFLMAO! I loved it! This is classic! Who ever made this up is genius!
    I love the photos of Joyless fighting other cast members from RHOA and Kandi’s wedding. Andy acting as the referee is perfect!
    This blog is too much. Shout out to whoever created it.

    • nan/4

      “Joyless.” LOLOLLLLL! That’s so funny Mars, but it’s perfect!

      I hope that you and yours are happy and healthy. Take good care, Mars! 🙂

      • Marsbars09

        Thanks nan. You too.

  • Raine Woman

    Oh twi, now you’ve done it. If MJ’s ego wasn’t out of control before, it certainly will be once she sees your latest masterpiece, and she will!

    Pic 3: If that woman wasn’t so concerned with acting like a complete fool she would’ve realized it was probably the first time in decades she’s been felt up.

    Great job as usual, twi

    • Morning Raine Lady! 🙂

      BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! LAWD HAMMERCY!

      You need to do a Saturday Funnies. I just spit out my orange juice. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

      • Raine Woman

        Happy Saturday, Doc!

        Crazy week but stellar coverage of all the goings-on by you and all the contributors of AAtT!!!

        Hope you get a little rest and enjoy your weekend!

        • You’re such a pleasure to be around. Thank you! 🙂

          And same to you. Try and rest this weekend.

  • Morning All *waving*

    I love the “She’s Feisty” pic! Too funny!!!!

    • Birdie11

      That’s my fave too…looks like it’s from Laugh In!!

      • Yes!!!!!!!!! Haaaaaaa-HILARIOUS!

        • Birdie11

          Or Reading Rainbow?? LOLOL!!!

    • twifan2

      I like the ‘Rocky’ pic myself! 🙂

      • LOL–That’s a good one too.

        • twifan2

          This one looked too much like Kim Z to me! 😀

          • ROFLMAO!!!! That is Wigs wig!

  • twifan2

    Anyone wondering IF Tre will show up tonite at Euro’s? :/

    • Raine Woman

      *raises hand*

      • WestCoastFeed

        I just checked their facebook and they still have her listed as tonight’s featured guest.

        • twifan2

          DANG!!!! :/

        • Raine Woman

          Can’t say I’m surprised. Priorities people, priorities!

        • twifan2

          I called & the woman said that the ‘person’ who was to appear tonite cancelled.
          ALSO, there would have been a cover charge! >(

          • WestCoastFeed

            Thanks, twi. They need to update their facebook. Hmm, “the person”?? I guess Teresa is not as famous as she thinks.

          • twifan2

            I giggled at that when she said it! 😀

          • I’m SHOCKED she cancelled. A cover charge for what???

          • Raine Woman

            For being in the presence of a FRAUD! That’s not cheap, y’know.

          • All the added security needed to protect the patrons from getting their wallets swiped.

          • twifan2

            Well, according to the woman-there is a cover charge on Fridays & Sundays & when there is a ‘celebrity’ in the house?!
            So much for the ‘No Cover’ charge this summer there!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Besides, Tre was going to bring the dancing chimps.

          • twifan2

            And they don’t work cheap! 🙂

        • Marsbars09

          So much for comforting her family and helping out with funeral arrangements.

          • WestCoastFeed

            See, twi’s comment below. She cancelled. Maybe the place thinks that leaving the announcement up will draw a bigger crowd tonight.

          • Marsbars09

            I posted before I read below.
            Thanks WCF.

  • chacha1

    MJ is nothing but an old circus monkey

    • Hey Chacha……I prefer Circus clown!!

    • twifan2

      Who can do tricks! 😀

  • WestCoastFeed

    Rosie Pierri celebrated her birthday at the Ringo Starr concert along with Rich & Kathy and new cast member, Nicole Napolitano and her boyfriend, Bobby. The Wakiles &Bobby have tweeted quite a few pictures together. So, expect a friendship to form next season.

    • I like The Napolitano twins, Rosie and The Wakile’s. Glad to hear they’re all friends.

      • Marsbars09

        I wonder how they all became friends when Kathy didn’t appear on the show that much this season.

        • I suspect they knew each other beforehand.

    • twifan2

      I luv Rosie! 🙂
      Is she coming back to RHWNJ? As a cast member, I mean. She’d be funnier on Caroline’s show! imo

      • WestCoastFeed

        I gather she’ll be making cameo appearances on NJ. Those scenes last year with her and Juicy were pretty funny. They work well together.

        • twifan2

          I think Rosie would have more a fun time with the Manzo boys. 🙂
          It seems to me that RHWNJ is going to a downer this season. Just my opinion.

          • WestCoastFeed

            I think Rosie could have fun with anyone.
            Speaking of the Manzos, Lauren tweeted pix of cameramen shooting in her shop today. So the spinoff filming continues.

          • twifan2

            I saw this pic from Dina-read:
            ‘Adorable red velvet graduation cupcakes made by Katie from the Brownstone!’

            I thought at first she meant Katy Wakilie!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Those are really cute. The Brownstone has a good pastry chef.

          • twifan2

            I want some Reese’s peanut-butter cups now! 🙂
            Red velvet cupcakes look good.

          • Marsbars09

            You’re so funny, Twi!

          • The Brownstone has GOOD food. The pics on the Brownstone’s website look scrumptious!!!

          • Marsbars09

            Please check your e-mail.

          • Marsbars09

            Oh yum!
            It must have been awkward having Lexi’s graduation party at the Brownstone without Caro, Jac, and their families present. I wonder which family members she invited?

          • twifan2

            I thought they were finished already?

          • WestCoastFeed

            No, the filming just began recently. The pilot was filmed quite a while ago.

          • twifan2

            Oh ok. So then the show might not be aired til early next year? After RHWNJ?

          • WestCoastFeed

            I haven’t seen any hints of air time for it.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Have you spoken to NAWS recently? How is she doing? Tell her how much we all miss her and are hoping she feels well enough to rejoin us soon.

          • twifan2

            Sorry, haven’t heard a word from her a while now. 🙁
            I’ve left messages, but no replies. Might just have to snail mail her.

          • WestCoastFeed

            I am sorry to hear that. The RA must be awful for her right now. I will send her healing thoughts.

          • twifan2

            I’m sure she’ll appreciate any & all healing thoughts. 🙂
            With the heat & humidity where she’s at, her RA must be flaring up considerably. 🙁

          • Marsbars09

            WCF, why don’t you ask Doc. I think she keeps in contact with her.

          • Marsbars09

            Why did it take so long to film? I thought the filming was done a long time ago? People have been inquiring when the show was going to air.

          • twifan2

            I hope they caught Nicolas’ birthday party for the show!
            He’s so cute! 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            I hope so, too. He is adorable.

          • Awwww!!!!!

          • Marsbars09

            Baby Nic is a sweetie!

  • Tre’s Felon Forehead

    Mama Joyce is a nasty piece of work. Watching her makes me so happy that I had the Mom I did. I don’t know if MJ thinks she is cute or funny but she is neither. She has issues. Serious issues.

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi TFF! 🙂
      But she is fun to poke at. 😀

    • Marsbars09

      Hi TFF! I was just thinking about that. I would be humiliated to the soul if my mother were to act the way Joyless acts on national TV. Kandi is just making herself look foolish with each week that show airs.

  • Bonita Gee

    How they F*ck they get into talking about RHONY??? Aaaaaaaahhh!! Any who….. Mama Joyce is always off the damn chain. but if I were Kandi I would have had a problem with that man handling my mother that way. I know she had to be restrained but HOLD UP MoFo don’t get TOO ROUGH WITH MY MOTHER!!

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Bonita! What man was handling Joyless?

      • Bonita Gee

        The guy in the clip above. Remember it’s a scene from the RHOA when Kandi was at the Wedding gown shop picking out her wedding gown, and all her aunts were there too. And Mama Joyce got was about to get into a fight with Carmon, Kandi’s girl friend , the one she accused of having an affair with Todd. Remember???

        She got so mad she was about to JUMP Carmon, and one of Kandi’s male friends grabbed her to restrain her. But it seems to me he was being TOO aggressive in restraining her. It was almost like she was fighting with him.
        I would have straight told him – “Let go of my mother! That’s enough. I’ll hold her”

        • Marsbars09

          I didn’t notice that. I’ll look for the scene when they air it again.