Saturday Funnies: Fraudellini Iza Goodz Fur Youses

Posted on Jun 14 2014 - 9:01am by Trixie Felonabulous
 
With allz my fans thats been at my Fraudellini signingz 
empty-inside-tre   empty-bar-2 with Tre

 

Joe andz Iz have decided to makes MORE of my Fraudellini for youses! Wez ares getting more helps.
                                       WORK FOR BANANAS or peanuts-1
         
juicy n jumping monkey gif

 

Joe andz mez wills be showings youses some exercises we dos to keep so healthy!
Tre n aerobics
pilates for wine luvers        

 

Joe sayz that Yogas helps him to deal with his stressful problems he’z gotz.
yoga 
yoga wine-giff (2)

 

Soz youses needs to buy my Fraudellini and startz getting healthys!Youses will luv luv luv it.  Andz youses will provide jobs with exercising bonusez. Seez!
 dancing-monkeys

 

Puulleezz go outs andz buy my stuff.  It’z good fur youse.

imageshazoard-fushelline

 
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Convicted Felon * Thief * Liar * Felonlicious * Change of address coming soon--Alderson Federal Prison--prisoner # tbd (to be determined)

  • As always Bravo Twi!!!!! Great job sunshine 🙂

  • realitygur4eva

    Pretty good keep up the good work!!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Good job, twi. Thank you the dancing chimps!!!

  • SAMRA1116

    Thank you—so good I had a good laugh

  • Raine Woman

    Morning, Everyone!!

    I’ve been waiting all week for this! It’s just not Saturday without dancing chimps. Thanks Twi! Another creative masterpiece!!!

    • Morning!!!!!!

      • Raine Woman

        Hey Doc! I hope you have a good weekend, esp. tomorrow with Mr. Seuss and the Seussettes!!! 🙂

        • Thank you lovely Raine Lady! Wishing you and your family a wonderful Father’s Day!

          • twifan2

            Is TODAY Father’s Day?????

          • tomorrow 🙂

          • twifan2

            GGGGIIIRRRLLLL! You scared me there for a sec! :p
            *breathing sigh of relief over here* \(^o^)/

          • LOLOL! I would be in BIG trouble if it was today.

          • Raine Woman

            Hallmark is open, twi. Get a move on!

          • twifan2

            phfft at that, Raine.
            I make my own cards with Hallmark card maker. 😉

          • Raine Woman

            Does Hallmark know about you? You could have your own line like Shoebox.

          • twifan2

            Hallmark would cringe at some of the cards I’ve made with their program. 😀

          • Marsbars09

            They sure would! They have no idea what kind of artwork you’re capable of! LOL!

          • twifan2

            IKR! The voices in my head come up with some great ideas! ◉‿◉

  • BaybeK8s

    Howdddddddddddddddddy everybody! Please forgive the Minnie Pearl flashback. Its going to be one of those days. 🙂

    • Heller….good morting!

      • BaybeK8s

        Hi Dr. I absolutly love the Sat. funnies. I am still catching up on all missed ‘tea’. I’m reading about the Juicy and Tre misfortunes. What the what, at the infamous canceled 2014 Fabellini signing at Costco’s? Oh brother, I am going to have to find @Twifan2 so, I can ask to borrow a cup of wine.

        • Hi Bay!

          LOL—Oh dear, you have plenty of reading ahead of you. You’ll need more than a cup, I will ask Twi to send you a whole box of wine! 🙂

  • twifan2

    Happy Saturday everybody! 🙂
    Hope you all are having a better Saturday than Friday the 13th! ⊙.☉

    • Hey sweet cheeks. You made it thru that treacherous storm.

      • twifan2

        There were storms ??? 「(゚ペ)

        J/K Yep, they went right on thru & so did all the alcohol from last nite, this morning! ;D

        • Alcohol always makes a treacherous situation better. I’m glad the box wine helped you make it thru.

          • twifan2

            It’s the ‘afterwards’ that lingers til dinner time that gets to me. 😉
            Chats’ still ‘busy’ :/

            http://i.imgur.com/SHV4hKt.gif

          • Marsbars09

            Why are you taking your troubles out on that cat?

          • twifan2

            Hi Hi Mars! 🙂
            You mean that cat is taking out his ‘troubles’ on me! ;D

          • Marsbars09

            🙂 and SMH.

          • twifan2

            Chats says ‘Cheers’ to you Mars! 🙂
            He’s a social drinker. ¯_◉‿◉_/¯

          • Marsbars09

            You really shouldn’t have Chats drinking. What kind of animal lover are you?

          • twifan2

            One that values her life, Mars! 🙂
            Chats gets VERY angry if he doesn’t get his glass of wine first! 😮

          • Marsbars09

            OMG! Now I know what you mean by Chats taking his troubles out on you. He “runs” you! LOL!

          • twifan2

            Well DuuuH Mars! 😀

          • Marsbars09

            Girl get outta here with that! You’re the one that lets an alcoholic cat control your life!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            As Chats says “merowuhrruh” after an extended stay at the wine bowl uh…I mean water bowl!

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! You’re funny Twits. How are you doing?

          • twifan2

            Yep! Uh HuH! Right-O!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Yoh Twi,
            Have you watched that show about Cats from Hell? I do that sometimes just to get ideas on what to do with my 9 count em 9 adoptors. These freakin’ felines adopted me over the last bucket load of years. Holey Moley, too many Mehs and Meows.
            The first thing I do when I walk in the house is to feed the fur farm, so they don’t eat my ankles.
            I mean I like cats, but if another one comes to my back fence I’m thinking I might sick a bully cat on them.
            I have 2 shirts that read “Cuidado, Vomito de Gato”. When I wear one to school, the gals crack up and the kids that can read, start snickering.
            Love Meh’s and Love Meos.

          • twifan2

            Hi Hi TTaA! 🙂
            Chats’ the original cat from he77! 😀
            And he knows just how far he can push me over the edge! ;D
            Chats has food in his bowls, so when I get home he just wants MY dinner not his. :/
            PLUS, he tries to stick his tongue in my wine glass! He loves Zinfandel the most.
            My t-shirt says ‘Gato Tacos Tonite’! 🙂
            Chats sends furry hugs & an empty wine glass! ;D

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            One of my student’s has a T-shirt that is TACOCAT with a pic of a cat/kitten in a taco.
            I wish I had one of those shirts. I also liked that tacocat says the same thing backward or forward.

          • That poor cat…smdh!

          • twifan2

            What ‘poor’ cat???
            He gets to drink for free! :/

          • Marsbars09

            What are we going to do with you, Twi?

          • twifan2

            Nuthin. Nada.
            It’s Chats you all have to worry about! He’s the cat from he77!

          • Marsbars09

            I see that he reigns in your household.
            You know you could put an end to Chat’s mistreatment of you if you wanted to, right?

          • twifan2

            I want to live, Mars!!!!!

          • twifan2

            I value my life, Mars! 😀
            LOL

          • Ahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

          • Marsbars09

            I know!

        • Marsbars09

          You spent Friday the 13th slamming cocktails?

          • twifan2

            uuummm ok. That about sums it up! 🙂

    • Marsbars09

      LOL! Hi Twi! You are so crazy! That drawing is off the chain!

  • Marsbars09

    Good morning all! Great funnies whoever created it. However, I must say the photos of Tre at her “Fabellini signings” with no fans is painfully telling of her fate today. By the time she is sentenced she will be done.
    How the mighty have fallen.

    • It’s very telling and must be a hard pill to swallow for the once “queen bee” of RHONJ! Some of STUPID remaining fans still defend the felon.Their stupidity is laughable!

      Hi Marsie. I wish Mr. Marsie a happy fathers day!

      • Marsbars09

        Hi Doc! Whatever fans Tre has left will be the ones writing her letters and trying to send her sh*t in prison, that is if it’s allowed.
        There is no Mr. Marsie, Doc. I’m the one and only! 🙂

        • “There is no Mr. Marsie, Doc. I’m the one and only! :)”<—Oh, thanks for letting me know.

          I don't have anything against anyone liking whomever they like but I do have a problem with them coming at me for NOT liking the POS felon. And I'm a very nice person until they get on my last nerve then I let them have it.

          • twifan2

            What you don’t feel ‘sorry’ for poor Juicy???
            Where’s you compassion? Your humanity? Your $$$! 😉

          • Right! LOLOL! 🙂

          • twifan2

            You know you want that!?
            LOL 😀

          • I’m always in the mood for a stumpy, hairy troll…woohoo! Bring him on!

          • Marsbars09

            What are you referring to Doc? Are you mad or upset about something?

          • Oh no….just folks on Twitter (not necessarily towards me) they love to attack anti-Tre people like Tom Murra etc. And it’s always the same BS….Tre has kids etc. Like it’s everybody else’s fault that Tre & Juicy decided to rob the banks. They are utterly pathetic…that’s all.

          • Raine Woman

            LOL I thought you were going to say…” Like it’s everybody else’s fault that Tre & Juicy had kids…” HAHA!

          • twifan2

            Well in a way the last offspring was her father-in-laws ‘fault’. He offered $250K for the FIRST male grandchild in the family & greedy, dumb Tre went for it. smh

          • You believe he has money like that?

          • twifan2

            Yep, all ill gotten too.
            He paid for Juicy’s bail-$500K

          • Good point….I didn’t think of that.

          • Marsbars09

            Please check your e-mail.

          • Checked & responded! -)

          • That too! LOLOL!!

        • twifan2

          I don’t think it’s allowed. Only from family members & authorized people.

  • twifan2

    Where is Tre & maybe Juicy supposed to be appearing’ on the 21st?

    • WestCoastFeed

      Here you go, twi:

      pic.twitter.com/cUEtubW7Xh

      • twifan2

        Thanks WCF! 🙂

      • twifan2

        :/
        No cover fee all summer. $4 GLASSES OF SANGRIA…from 9p-11p’ (And everyone knows, we make the best Sangria in NJ).’
        How much is she getting paid to appear there?! Can’t be her FULL appearance fee!
        Doesn’t look like the Felonellini crowd.

      • Hey WCF!

        • WestCoastFeed

          Hi, Doc. This one is also called a meet and greet. I am not sure this is a DiningOutNJ place.

          • twifan2

            They have some sort of buffet set up.

          • Now that’s interesting…..what’s the difference? What are your thoughts?

          • WestCoastFeed

            This place is in North Arlington and the DiningOut card website does not list any North Arlington restaurants. My guess she is getting her normal (or maybe now reduced) appearance fee.

          • twifan2

            imo, she’s twitted that they are now carrying Fushellini there now.
            Quid pro quo?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Could be. And that may be the DiningOut card arrangement, too.

          • twifan2

            Penne Rigati In Vodka Sauce
            $14.00

            Euro Lounges Surf And Turf
            $23.95
            filet mignon and langostinos

  • twifan2

    I don’t see Tre’s word-Sophisticated on Euro’s billboard.
    Maybe she’s trimming her vocabulary?!

    • Ain’t nothing sophisticated about that place.

      • twifan2

        Their Sangria look good! 🙂
        For $4 I’d try one. 🙂

        • WestCoastFeed

          Maybe she willl bring her dancing chimps along. They have a dance floor.

          • twifan2

            Juicy would probably make them dance & work at the same time. 🙁
            AND not make them wash their feet after dancing on the floor!
            eeewww

          • WestCoastFeed

            I’d go and even pay the cover charge to see them.

        • Not bad for $4….

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        OR Intelligent…and I think that they can do a re-check on Gorgeous.
        Does Sexy include a thumb in the nether rear?

        • Bwahahahaha!!! I just burst out laughing reading this. Spot ON!

  • twifan2

    Martha S. made it to HBO’s Oz.
    Maybe Tre can make it to Orange Is The New Black?! 😀

    • WestCoastFeed

      Tre can do all that with one hand tied behind her back.

      • twifan2

        Aaah yes, but can Tre coo?!
        That remains to be seen.

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      THAT! WAS! GREAT!
      The Martha Years…well we’ll soon see on July 8th, ay…if Tre’s new housing party at Alderson Pen sets roots into the concrete garden with all of her Bertha Buds.

    • BaybeK8s

      Hi Twi, I was going to ask to borrow a cup of wine (I’m catching up on the tea about Tre and others I’ve missed) but, I’ve decided to take Dr. Seuss’s advice and ask for a whole box. This video is too much.You keep me cracking up! Hope you are having a wonderful day. :))

  • Tre’s Felon Forehead

    Happy Saturday ya’ll. I need the laughs today. Thanks for not disappointing.

    • twifan2

      Happy Saturday to you too, TFF! 🙂
      Cheers! (^-^)旦

      • Tre’s Felon Forehead

        One never tires of watching the dancing monkeys!

    • Happy Saturday TFF!

  • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

    It’s amazing the ideas you have and the funny little pic’s and drawings and paintings and sketches, etc. that you find to support it all. Yoga characters with wine bottles, Irish Dancing Chimps…Holey Cow.
    Is this the work of one mind or do you have another wacky mind helping. Sheesh!
    Too much. Exceptional and FUNNEEEEEEE!

    • Hi TTaA….Happy Saturday! You can thank the wonderous mind of Twi for this masterpiece.

  • ✿♡❀♡❁ Tigerlily ✿♡❀♡❁

    Happy Saturday all!
    An excellent way to start any Saturday! Wine yoga & Dancin’ chimps?!
    Who could ask for anything more? LOL!
    As usual. Great job Twi! Great job Seussie!
    Thanks for the laughs.