Hollywood Exes Recap: Jessica Blows Up And She’s Not Sorry [Episode 6]

Posted on Jun 12 2014 - 9:11am by Nancy

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The episode begins with Shanna Moakler getting another cosmetic surgical procedure called, “Airbrush Laser Lipo.” Basically she’s getting the fat in her inner thighs sucked out so she can have the “triple triangle,” as she affectionately describes it. I don’t know what the obsession is with Shanna  getting all this cosmetic surgery, she certainly doesn’t need them. As Shanna says in a TH “If I have to suffer to be beautiful, then go for it.” Why not work out to get rid of the fat? Why let someone stick a 12 inch needle in your flesh? This sends the wrong message. Way to go Shanna for using this public platform to perpetuate Hollywood’s superficial values!

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Meanwhile, Drea, Shamika and Nicole meet at Nicole’s palatial home set perfectly on a hill overlooking Beverly Hills. If I ever win the lotto, I want one of those. Wishful thinking I know but a girls’ gotta dream!  Nicole  has some good news and bad news. She starts with the good news first, she’s planning a girls trip to Hawaii. Drea and Shamika start clapping and cheering then their expressions of joy are quickly diminish when Nicole says  “I want all my girls to go.” Nicole wants to invite Jessica to Hawaii. Womp womp! Drea immediately smells a dead cat and a musty weave! Despite Drea and Shamika’s threats to burn Jessica at the luau, Nicole wants to mend fences between Jessica and the other ladies. Oh Nicole.

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Nicole, Mayte and Sheree are geared up for round two with Jessica. The last time the ladies met with Jessica things didn’t end well, Jessica became defensive and ran for the door. Sheree and Nicole agree that Jessica’s text hurt them. What in the world is Mayte wearing?  It’s like Betty White, Cindy Lauper meets Rupaul throw up. Jessica arrives and Sheree starts off letting her know, she’s in a safe environment with people who love her.

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Jessica blames the situation on Shamicka and Drea’s comments about Austin being immature. WHAT? She says in her TH “Sheree tries to be so prissy behind her ghetto-ness!!” WTH! Jessica is unapologetic and makes no sincere apologies. After the women pour their hearts out to her, she becomes indignant and gets up to storm off. Uh…not so quick, b*tch! Crazy Super Mayte springs into action, chases after Jessica and physically restrains her. Yes, physically restrains her from exiting the building! Jessica is screaming, “let me go….LET ME GO!….DON’T TOUCH ME…..WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?” All the while, Mayte continues to aggressively shove and push Jessica back into the house while hollowing “it’s coming from love.” WTF? VH1 better keep 5150 on speed dial. Is this what Sheree meant by safe environment? This is a dramatic scene and little nerve wrecking as the Mayte and Jessica tussle. Those poor cameramen probably flinched while filming that scene. After being physically accosted, Jessica decides to face the fire and comes back inside to resume the discussion. I can’t say I feel sorry for Jessica. Her disregard for her friends feelings and continual use of the phrase “I’m sorry but black and white don’t mix, ok” shows profound duplicity.

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Shanna is struggling with a fear of flying. She meets with a therapist to discuss her fear of flying before travelling to Hawaii with the girls. Shanna experienced 3 hours of bad turbulence on a recent flight coupled with her ex-hubby having survived a plane crash resulting in many fatalities. The therapist listens, validates her fears and offers stern coping tools and Xanax.

The ladies are on their way Hawaii, minus Drea, who missed her flight. The crew arrives at the beautiful home of Nicole’s friend and she was right “he hooked her up!” The ladies immediately start relaxing and getting comfortable. They change into their bikinis and hit the pool. The house comes equipped with a personal chef and a stocked bar. Turn up time!

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Meanwhile, Mayte and her boyfriend, Humberto, are experiencing a bump in a road. They haven’t seen each other in 8 weeks and the long distance is hurting their relationship. She finds a quiet spot away from the group to speak with him. Humberto is acting distant and Mayte fears the worst. She shares her concerns with the ladies and gets an earful from Sheree aka Ree Ree. Yes, Ree Ree is back! Sheree has taken her truth serum again and talking. Oh oh!  She tells Mayte something is wrong because Humberto couldn’t make the trip to Hawaii to see Mayte. Sheree thinks Humberto is getting cold feet. Me thinks so too!

The ladies sit down to dinner and Sheree is already two sheets to the wind. They all laugh and joke around about “tossing salads” over dinner. Everyone is having a blast but Sheree can’t hold her liquor and excuses herself. Later, the ladies find Sheree praying to the porcelain god, “raggedy anne-style,” and help her to bed. After the ladies get her into the bed, Shamika seizes the opportunity to draw on Sheree’s face and take pics. First one to bed gets it first, she says. Shamika is a prankster at heart. The ladies laugh and Sheree wakes up and laughs with them. End scene.

 

Stay tuned for next week’s recap.

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Nancy loves to multi-task as a writer, she's an actress and online radio host. She received a B.S. in Mass Communications from LSU. She's married and the proud mom of 2 German Shepherds.

  • RonnieIsBack

    Great recap!
    Sheree was getting it IN! these ladies, when Jessica is not present, really know how to bond and have a lot of fun. I want to hang with them.
    Their bodies are on point…plastic surgery whatever…
    The jury is still out on Shana..I think she is a bit messy…but she was high as a kite on the plane ride LOL.
    Mataye..gurl…you man is gone….you pushed too much with the baby and daddy talk. Foolish
    Drea…you and your babyhair…you were late because you were getting your wig tightened and begging your boo to have a baby..gurl bye.
    Sheree what’s really going on? I understand having a drink or two or three,but you are getting wasted and being rude (to the help – chef), gurl….Fix It Jeezus!

    Jessica does need her azz whipped for saying slick chit. White and black doesn’t have anything to do with it. Bish has a mouth on her.

  • SAMRA1116

    Jessica has no respect for other women. Sick of her say black n white don’t mix, that’s a lie I’ve had black friends for over thirty years. She has no respect for other opinion or herself.
    I like the way they were on vacation. Shanna needs to stop with the surgery, she an attractive woman without all the war paint. That was another lie, about her flying, she been flying long before yesterday. Mayte is crazy, she runs when cornered. JS

  • LoLo

    I can never drink a mango smoothie again. That was gross! Shana reminds me of Kim Z. they don’t want to exercise, just a quick temporary fix. I wouldn’t risk the dangers.

    I used to really like Drea but her one liners are getting old. I would love to hear her just talk & not try to be funny 24/7. Every comment doesn’t have to be a funny line.

    • Mayte has some serious issues. She’s so unstable, you never know what she’ll do next. I don’t knock her for being against wearing furs (animals), however she had no right to behave in that manner when Nicole’s guest and her daughter, Bria came with their furs in tow. Then as she was leaving, breaking private property and not apologizing for it or cleaning up the glass. Nerve! And last night’s man-handling of Jessica was so out-of-line….I have no words!!

      Jessica…she’s wrong! It’s obvious she’s racist but the constant grilling and confrontation is a bit much. Either cut her loose or keep her a casual associate. Geez!

      Drea….so over her and the gay lingo and wigs. She irks me to no end.

      Sheree……she looks like she’s going through something in her relationship. She seems depressed and drinking excessively to cope. I feel bad for her.

      • LoLo

        I couldn’t have said it better. My feelings exactly. I don’t care of Jessica & I’m not defending her but berating & beating the issue to death is not going to change who she is. Cut her off, move on.

        I agree, Sheree seems unhappy to me & she’s not being the Christian preacher type we are used to seeing.

        • Exactly! To me, it’s like they are beating her into submission in an attempt to change her mindset. Let it go!!

          Sheree doesn’t seem happy with her hubby. I think she’s tired of the church life.

          • LoLo

            That’s the feeling I get too. She seems unhappy & wants to let loose.

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