Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Oh No Heather Didn’t! [Episode 8]

Posted on Jun 10 2014 - 3:09am by Norrth Cafe

 

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Shannon has a small army setting up for her “cheap, but without a budget” Christmas party.  It’s the first HW party I’ve wanted to attend!

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Tamra and Ryan are back in Dr. Lee’s office. The testosterone derivative are working for her and she believes that she’s getting better muscle tone. Ryan, however, is showing significant abnormalities. His HDLs (good fats) are too low, his LDLs are too high. His iron is almost 1200- he could have hemochromatosis. At age 28, he needs to see a cardiologist and possibly an endocrinologist. Tamra is terrified for him. He agrees to get his system clean. Later in the episode, Tamra shares that Ryan’s grandfather died of a heart attack at age 50.

Heather is on “Good Day L.A.” discussing “Hawaii Five-O.”  She thinks it will be good for other producers and casting directors to remember she’s around. Steve Edwards, host of “Good Day L.A.” just gave me reason to celebrate not being a local. Heather has been invited to be a guest host. One of the (producers?) in the room makes a yuck face when Heather claims that Edwards is like her other husband. I’m right there with you, unidentified scene stealing woman.

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Shannon is getting ready for the party, taking time to snark at David for his glass(es) of tequila. Heather is telling Terry to record “Hawaii Five-O” (whose producers must be wetting themselves given how many times the Dubrows have said the name of the show). She reads her list of East Coast messages congratulating her on “Dark Shadows” appearance. HA! I just wanted to see if you were paying attention, or if you have to, like me, substitute the name of the show because… sigh… “Hawaii Five-O” is a show title you never want to hear again. Heather hopes that making amends with Shannon means that she, Vicki, Shannon, and Tamra will all be friends and that she won’t be left out. The guests are all arriving at the Beadors and I’m hoping the night goes well.

Vicki recounts her Oklahoma adventures with everyone, and Lizzie thinks Vicki is warming up to her. In a private conversation with Tamra and Eddie, Heather mentions “Hawaii Five-O,” Good Day L.A., and says that she wants to bring CutFitness to the latter show. In a move not to be believed, Tamra Sue reminds Heather of another time she co-hosted promoting a different fitness studio – and that it was a stab to the heart. I like Heather about as much as I like mold on strawberries, but WHAT THE HELL? What is Tamra thinking? She claims that Orange Theory was Heather’s workout studio.  

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Heather says that she still had nothing to do with inviting them. Tamra then drops a bomb stating that Terry sent Tamra a text stating that he told Heather not to “do that.” Terry is silent. Interesting. Heather claims that Terry told her she shouldn’t co-host because it would upset Tamra (who makes the argument Heather is not a working woman and therefore doesn’t understand how losing that opportunity hurt her). WHOA! 

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Heather claims that her only choice was to not host that day but why would she? It was an opportunity. The plot thickens when Tamra says that the instructors who work for her and for Orange Theory told her that Heather was the person who got OT on the show. Eddie is over it, thinks Heather is being a friend and wants to move forward. Hell, it’s like he doesn’t know who he’s married to. Move on?  Tamra?  In a TH, Tamra seems 100 percent sure Heather was responsible for bringing on the OT crew – two whom she’s giving additional free publicity. 

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As the party continues, the Beadors have taken every step imaginable to make sure everyone have a good time (THIS is why I started watching these shows).Food and drink are everywhere and one of two of the world’s highly regarded candy sculptors is standing there making candy Christmas ornaments for guests to take home. Beautiful. And then the ugly, two people Vicki meets for the first time report that they’re not together, they’re just good friends, Vicki asks if they are doing the “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.” The man reports that his husband is on the other side of the room, he’s gay. Vicki, in a shocked tone, tells him he doesn’t look gay. Precious.  This is the woman who thinks that Oklahoma is simply beneath her.

Speaking of, Vicki wankers on about Oklahoma to Heather and says that she refuses to be an absentee granny, she’ll do what she can to make sure the grandchildren know her. Vicki can’t believe she won’t be able to drive over to see Brianna. In a TH, she theorizes that being with her family back in Chicago would have kept her marriage together – they would have helped get them all through the tough times. She doesn’t want to see Brianna ever go through a divorce – just live apart from her husband to keep Vicki from being alone.

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Tamra Sue steps in it deep this time. She tells Shannon about her conflict with Heather, including the fact that Heather invited a number of her close contacts to join her on Good Day L.A. when she hosted before.  She also shares that Heather wanted her pick a side between her and Shannon after the hoedown.  Shannon’s voice hits an octave that most dogs can’t hear!  Lucky for you, AATT readers, I’m a bitch (or so I’ve been told) so I hear her just fine. She can’t believe Heather wants anyone to choose. Lizzie, a woman I once thought was perceptive, says that the two women have a rivalry, a comment Shannon denies and is rightly offended by, in my book.  True to her word, Shannon wants to set things straight by talking to Heather as they promised they would do, after that disastrous lunch. Tamra turns two shades of busted-to-hell blue and wants Shannon to let it go, for now. 

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Heather walks in and Tams asks where Vicki is –a cry for reinforcements from Tamra.  The room is silent and Lizzie decides to get everything out in the open. Tamra and Shannon are pissed at Lizzie. Lizzie gives a Cheshire grin.  Heather is peeved and again claims that she didn’t go out of her way to upset Tamra.  Shannon explodes Shannon style – telling Heather to stop turning things around. Shannon wants her to stop being condescending. Heather doesn’t like having Shannon speak to her the way she speaks to Tamra.  In a TH Heather says that if she’s talking down to someone, she probably is – because they’re acting like a moron.  Shannon brings up the “pick a side” conversation. Heather doesn’t deny the comment, but calls the conversation an ambush.  She says that she won’t be yelled at.  Shannon has her number and again tells her she’s good at turning things around. 

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Vicki is dead silent. Heather calls the discussion a “Yell at Heather moment” and brings up the word ambush again. Note that she does not fault Lizzie for getting it started. She never felt they were “ambushing” Gretchen (the HW I loathe) or Alexis (loved by the end).  She, Vicki, and Tamra were just having conversations with them – spreading the truth.  It should also be noted that Heather still doesn’t deny making the “choose a side” comment. In what seems like a stunning turn of events, Vicki, in a TH (where the courage flows), agrees with Heather and feels that Heather didn’t do anything wrong, Tams should be happy.  I see both sides. In Tamra’s shoes I’d take the publicity and keep Heather at arm’s length. Don’t let hurt feelings get in the way of making money.

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Terry is dragged into the conversation. In another room he is talking about his rock star brother’s success, but leaves and joins the women as summoned. He sits there, mostly quiet, as Heather finishes explaining/interpreting Terry’s text – YIKES!  As Tams walks away angry, Heather suddenly gets a call from her sick son – though Vicki notes (in a TH) the screen didn’t light up – no one was on the phone. Any casting director watching this should think twice. Heather and Terry note that it’s late (10:30) and they have to rush home to take care of him.

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In the interstitial, David tells Christian that he has heard that if you’re happy when making babies you produce boys, and if you’re unhappy you produce girls and then asks “right Sophie?”… yeah, his daughter, who  smiles. I just fell out of love with David Beador, permanently.

The husbands are over the conflict while Tamra is talking to Danielle and her husband Joe, complaining that Heather is never wrong and that’s the problem. Just then Heather walks up to say goodbye. They hug though Heather isn’t loving Tamra at that moment. In a TH, Heather says that Tamra is fired up by something she’s so wrong about.  HILARLIOUS!  Shannon, in a TH, gives her den mother pep talk and says that Tamra shouldn’t feel inferior to Heather, that she’s a smart gal and a successful woman.

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On the ride home, Terry again defends his text message to Tamra but feels he shouldn’t take responsibility for how someone else interprets his message and Heather states that the text was misconstrued.  Damn, even with the show off the air I can’t get away from RHOA – Gregg Leakes and the pronunciation “misconscrewed” immediately come to mind!!!! If I loved the Dubrows, I still wouldn’t believe them.  Heaven help me, I think Tamra is telling the truth about how much control Heather actually had in casting those she worked with before during her last Good Day LA stint.

Tamra wants Vicki to stay with her and VICKI tells Tamra not to be so needy. Vicki tells Tamra she was too hard on Heather.  She says that a free appearance was a gift. Vicki can be a wild card!

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Until next week.

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  • RonnieIsBack

    Great recap! I don’t need to watch this chit but I love the recaps…without seeing it, it seems like Icky Vicki wiht the bad skin, is the only one with common sense when it comes to business. I cannot stand Trampra and she needs to be happy her low rent azz actually has a business.

    Even if Lizzy seemed a bit messy I am glad she put theri chit on front street…Too much talking behind the backs – Trampra is the BEST that this chit…the coward.

    Heather does act like she is above them, and so what…they are a trashy bunch. LOL…Terry needs his azz kicked for again being a bish and butting in sending Trampra a text message that totally busted heather…see like Chris Brown said -these hoes ain’t loyal….

    • Hey Ronnie!!!! *waving*

      Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! “These heauxs ain’t loyal”<——-DEAD!!!!!

      • RonnieIsBack

        Hey Doc!!!!!!!!

        • Hey sugah!! 🙂

          Check out the RHONJ thread just posted. More corruption. SMH!!!!!

          • Norrth

            It’s turning my stomach what the NJ crowd is willing to do for money.

          • It’s in the drinking water….they can’t help themselves!

    • SAMRA1116

      Love your last paragraph—I spite on coke on my screen—Tamra is not loyal to anyone. Shit she using Ryan for a storyline. Simon is right, his kids don’t need to be on TV, but he also had them on TV. Simon is an ass and he was married to trashy starving bitch.

    • Norrth

      LOL, Terry the most disloyal of hoes! It’s so funny that he seemed to make Tamra’s point and I don’t think anyone in the room was confused about what he did. I don’t know if Heather is serious when she says she doesn’t lie or if she truly feels she doesn’t lie. I don’t think they should be speaking behind each other’s backs, but why do this stuff at parties? If I had a RH friend, I could never attend her parties or dinners during taping season. Those people are out of their minds.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Thank you, North. Love the recap. I don’t watch the show, but your recaps are delightful.

    • Norrth

      Much appreciated WCF!

  • SusanB

    Switched to this during a 24 commercial, and couldn’t figure out what all the Orange talk was about. Thank you for the recap. Now that I know, I am glad I am staying with 24

  • As usual fantastic recap Norrth!

    Last night’s episode was a doozy! I felt sorry for Heather for about 2 minutes (and that’s plenty) she egged Tamra Sue on when the bully (yeah, I said BULLY) went after Alexis for no good reason.

    Look, what you see your friends do to others, they will do to you. Heather being as smart as she is, should have seen this coming a mile away. It’s actually quite comical to see Tamra Sue turn on Heather and watch Heather’s owl eyes react. God, I swear that woman is a direct decedent from an owl. Terry’s text message proved Tamra wasn’t lying but the whole basis for the argument is stupid.

    I find Shannon to be too tightly wound and neurotic for my liking.

    Lizzie, ummmmmm…….she’s not TV material, that’s all I say.

    Vicki was the voice of reason last night, go figure!

    • Norrth

      Thanks, Doc. I wonder if Lizzie would have appreciated having someone put her out there like that. I think she called Heather the most (humble?) person she’s ever met who lives in such a huge house. Lizzie was at the top of my fave OC HW list with Shannon, until that point.

      • Lizzie is full of shit and was looking for camera time. I can’t deal with people like her and that look like her (unpolished for tv). The bish needs a stylist STAT.

    • Birdie11

      Hey Suessie…did you catch the ‘we work out together’ line from Vicki??? LMAO…I immediately thought of you…YEAH SUUUUURE!!!

      • YES!!!!!!!!!!! And you know me well.

  • SAMRA1116

    Great recap —- the show seems too disjointed to me.
    Tamra is a royal asshole and bitch

    • Norrth

      SERIOUSLY! Geez, I think it’s 100 percent true that Heather wanted her presentable contacts on air. When Tammy Sue started freezing her out, she decided to bring her on to get in her good graces, I’m guessing. Even still? i’d have taken the offer and RUN with it. Who else is going to give Tammy and Eddie that same chance? Even he wanted Tamra to let it go.

  • Birdie11

    First thing’s first…Tamra’s hair and outfit made her look like she could have been a member of Quiet Riot. While I think Heather is generally an honest sort…she is rabid about her scratching and clawing to stay relevant ‘career’…so I wouldn’t put much past her. I agree with Norrth… Tam and Ed should grab the chance, but watch their backs. While Eddie is a bit…ahem…feminine for my taste, he relates to girl squabbles as a REAL man should…those he-girl husbands in Atlanta should take lessons from him. Vicki’s blathering mouth makes this show…I hope she never changes.

  • SDC

    I really dislike Heather. She’s very condescending. Ugh

    • Hi SDC! I agree.

      • SDC

        And this season she seems to be doing a lot of the Ramona crazy eyes. She’s a twat.

        • It’s the Pinot that has her in a drunken stupor.

  • TartLemon

    I like Heather. IMO, whether she had any input into the fitness guest or not, she was trying to give Tamra some free publicity. Tamra needed to STFU and just go with it. Heather should have just pulled the plug.

    One especially glaring thing for me is the lack of Tamra/Eddie chemistry. Wow! He can’t stand even being in the same room with her.

    Vicki is the one I just cannot stomach. That little baby step trot she does with the boobs sticking out into everyone’s face…. Blech!

    • Birdie11

      LOLOLOL!!! The Vicki shuffle!!

    • Ahahahaha @ Vicki. Interestingly enough she was the voice of reason last night.

  • Bryan

    behold

    • O—M—F—G!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEATHER!!!!!!!!!!

    • Birdie11

      I’m frightened!

    • WestCoastFeed

      Thank you, Bryan, for bringing us David Gilmore.

    • Lorn

      Interesting. They look like the concept art for a Tim Burton film. Battle of the corpse brides. Tim can thank me for the idea when he wins a razzie award for most rachet film.