Saturday Funnies: Iza Knows Isa Caint B Wrong

Posted on Jun 7 2014 - 4:39am by Trixie Felonabulous

 

I knoz I’ma right becuz I’ma RICH!  And Iza hav more clazz than youse!

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I haz a beauteful houz! 

door handles flyg away
 

We’z gotz a special room fur Joe

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My Juicy luvs luvs luvs me

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My kids arez soz goodz andz wells mannered!

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My Juicy getz me my furrs all daz times

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Hi Haterz….Mama Mia… iza hota! 

big butt Tre
 
 

Imz cuminz out witz a new product soon!

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Look for newz at youzes Post Offices!
wanted by FBI

 

Check out my hota new video “amma wronz”

About the Author

Convicted Felon * Thief * Liar * Felonlicious * Change of address coming soon–Alderson Federal Prison–prisoner # tbd (to be determined)

  • realitygur4eva

    These are all good but my fav is “hi haterz” that big ass love it!!! Lmao

    • lol………..wonder what her arss will look like after 2 years in prison?

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        WIDE.

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    That was great. Some fun on a Saturday morning.

    • Morning Vinnie ole buddy ol pal! 🙂

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        Morning doc

        • Morning Vince….hows the weather?

  • GREAT Job Twi! LMAOOO!!!!!!

  • Maria

    Wonder how much money they have stashed away, God knows they didn’t pay for anything and their making pretend they have no money so the feds can’t collect their money.

    • honestly…i dont think they stashed a dime away. ive kept track of her appearances n cash made from these events, bravo pay checks, endorsements, book deals, and all the money basically just pays their monthly nut; some left over for an attorney….unless juicy has some income ….last i checked his scam at hurricane construction was a bust….went in stole the money n folded up shop…. Teresa needs to pat at least 200k before sentencing. Juicy dad, doesnt have that kind of money…..

      • WestCoastFeed

        Doxxie, what do you think of this recent effort of hers promoting Fabellini by teaming up with the DiningOutNJ card? It just doesn’t sound like a very promising way to proceed, at least not to me.

        • Bottom of the barrell, imo

          • WestCoastFeed

            I think it may be just for appearances. Trying to show herself as the hard-working business woman, living her normal life under difficult circumstances. It can’t be bringing in much money.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Waaaaaat! Do these fools actually think that the fed’s are not looking and that in the last 15 minutes before they show up for their sentencing that doing good will be influential.
            Gawd…if it is, I’m going to lose all sorts of belief in the USA justice.
            I still maintain that they will both get digs in the Prison system…LIKE THEY SHOULD!

          • You know that’s exactly what they’re thinking because they’re smarter than everybody else…remember????

      • twifan2

        I think they did stash cash away, BUT how much they have left is my question. Legal fees must be astronomical by now. AND Tre trying to keep up that lifestyle with 4 daughters(one a teenager now)! 😮

        • Not to mention she keeps spending it as fast as she makes it.

          • WestCoastFeed

            That first communion party for MIlania for example, was not cheap.

          • twifan2

            OR Gia’s trip to Cali! >(

          • Exactly! And I don’t believe EVERYTHING was donated. As a matter of fact I think the “donated goods/services” was another lie. They paid for that extravagant party.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Teresa did not post a single picture of the party which is where one usually credits donors. The only pics we saw were from Melissa and Dina. Tre posted the professional photo of Milania and credited the photographer and the dress maker. Those were probably discounted for her.

          • twifan2

            DANG! I wish te Feds would have put liens on their $tuff as soon as they plead GUILTY! >(

          • Me too! It doesn’t seem ethically right. how they get to continue to live in that house and drive their luxury vehicles.

          • twifan2

            Something is NOT right with any of that!
            MOST people would have had their wages garnished, bank accts seized, assets frozen,…etc!
            (╯°□°)╯︵ sʎɔınſ ǝɥʇ

          • Thank you! That’s exactly right. Had that been you or me we would have been out on the streets and everything we own seized. This makes no sense to me Twi.

          • twifan2

            I have a friend whose income tax refund was seized because he didn’t pay his student loan off, so WTH with the Juices?!
            ┻━┻ ︵ (Ò_Ó )

          • Birdie11

            I just really wonder if either of them were bright enough to stash money. That would require foresight, which is quite a stretch it would seem.

          • Marsbars09

            Hi Birdie! I think that’s exactly the type of people the Giudices’ are.

          • They may not be smart enough but they sure are greedy enough. They want to keep the money for themselves and not pay the people they owe.

          • twifan2

            I bet their lawyers are getting their $$$ upfront!

          • Yup! Their lawyers are not playing!!! We all know they hate paying people so this must be killing them. LOL!

          • twifan2

            I don’t think Juicy’s father had that much $$$?!

          • I don’t either.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Wouldn’t you think that if old dad Giudice had that much money that the young Giudi’s would be paying with CASH. Know what I mean? That the bucks are just a bit not earned by an honest days work.

    • Hi Maria — Is this the same Maria from ROL I chatted with last year?

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        Yep, I wonder too.

    • Marsbars09

      I’m curious about that too, Maria. I wouldn’t be surprised if it were in the millions.

  • Raine Woman

    Oh Twi, that was brilliant! Thank you! I can now begin my weekend!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Thank You, Twi!! Another winner. Saturday Funnies are the highlight of the week!!

    • I AGREE !!
      I LIKE THE JAMAICAN ONE
      Which one is ur fav?

      • WestCoastFeed

        The muscle woman Teresa in the video. And the montage of In Touch magazines.

  • LMAO

    • Hi Doxie!!! Happy Saturday love! 🙂

  • Birdie11

    Nothing beats the oooooh oooooohs…..LOVE!

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi Birdie! 🙂
      oooohhhh oooohhhh HAPPY Belmont Saturday! 🙂

      • Birdie11

        Is that a horse race?? Oooohhh oooohhhh…I’m cluuuuueeeeless! Hi Twi! I also love cheerful Tre waving from her box!

        • twifan2

          The third horse race in the Triple Crown, Birdie! 🙂

          • Birdie11

            Thanks Twi…UGH…I’m an ignoramus! But I know baseball really well and football pretty well!! 😀

  • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ✿❀❁

    Happy Saturday All! Hope you have an awesome day & a wonderful weekend!
    Twi you have outdone yourself yet again. Just can’t start my Saturday without seeing the Saturday Funnies! It’s like ‘Saturday Mornin’ cartoons for all us adults! LOL!
    You are hysterical! & you made me… http://realitytvgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/tumblr_matqreclnv1ql5yr7o1_400.gif?w=400&h=225&crop=1

    • Happy Saturday T-Lily!

      Total Saturday morning cartoons for us adults with a sense of humor. Even Tre is laughing “Haha, laugh, funny!”

    • twifan2

      T-Lily…that you?! LOL ;D
      How’s it going? Gone?
      HAPPY BELMONT SATURDAY! ¯_◉‿◉_/¯

      • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ✿❀❁

        Happy Saturday Twi! Loved the video. You have outdone yourself again! There is no better way to start a Saturday than with your Funnies! Been missing you! Too much work & not enough fun! Hope we can catch up soon.
        Go Chrome!

  • twifan2

    Happy Saturday everybody!
    AND
    GOOD LUCK California Chrome today at Belmont! 🙂

    • Happy Saturday Twi! 🙂

      This is Hahahaha HILARIOUS! GREAT JOB!

      I remember as a kid my dad use to take me to Belmont. It was so much fun as a kid. I miss that place.

      • twifan2

        Hi Hi Doc! 🙂
        My head is still spinning from all the pics! o.0
        I wish I could have gone today to the track, BUT someone had to ‘work’ today-UGH! >(
        I do have some $ on Chrome tho! 🙂

        • Sorry you had to work! Try to enjoy the remainder of the weekend after you get off.

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Twi! I haven’t chatted with you in a while. I hope everything is OK with you.

      • twifan2

        Hi Hi Mars! 🙂
        Doing ok now that May is over with! 🙂
        How are you doing? All great for you, I hope!

        • Marsbars09

          I’m still tired as I sat in the beautician’s chair for 8 straight hours yesterday getting my hair done. Girl, that was too much!

          • twifan2

            Bet you look fabulous now, Mars! 🙂
            8 HRS in a chair?!!! No thanks! 😮

          • Marsbars09

            Well, you do what you have to do. 🙂

          • O-M-G…I can’t stay patient for that long.

          • Birdie11

            8 HOURS??? What in the world were you getting done Marsie??

          • Marsbars09

            Braids.

          • Birdie11

            That explains it…seems painful! Now how long will those last looking good?

          • Marsbars09

            They say 3 – 4 months. And yes, it hurt like hell weaving them in my hair. That braider was showing me no mercy!

          • Birdie11

            Was this the first time you’ve had it done?

          • Marsbars09

            No, but this is the first time I went to this braider. I’m seriously thinking about not using her again.

          • twifan2

            Corn rolled? Huh?
            How many braids?

          • Marsbars09

            I got individual braids and there are too many to count. LOL!

          • Birdie11

            Well it sure sounds like easy summer hair!

          • Marsbars09

            It is. I don’t have to worry about combing my hair.

          • twifan2

            That’s one reason I chopped mine all off. Short & sassy now! 🙂
            Just shake my head & VOILA it’s dry! 🙂

          • Birdie11

            Every time I get short hair I look like Phyllis Diller…too much hair…it sticks up all over the place!

          • Marsbars09

            How do you wear your hair these days, Birdie?

          • Birdie11

            Shoulder length…long layers, long bangs, Boring, but easy.

          • Marsbars09

            While I think short hair is easy maintenance I’ve always preferred to have long hair.

          • Birdie11

            Short requires way more maintenance for me…I leave the house with my hair wet all the time.

          • twifan2

            So does my hair-stick up all over the place, but I like it that. 🙂

          • Birdie11

            Yours probably looks cool…trust me…not like mine.

          • twifan2

            Pic time! 🙂
            I want to see, please. You can block out your face. 🙂

          • Birdie11

            It’s soaking wet at the moment…just picture Gisele Bundchen…but way uglier!! LOL!!!

          • Marsbars09

            Hey, don’t think I don’t envy short hair sometimes. You really don’t have to worry about it then.

          • twifan2

            WoW! Take a pic & post, Mars.
            I want to see, please. 🙂

          • Birdie11

            Me too!!

          • Marsbars09

            Twi and Birdie, aren’t you the curious ones?! LOL! I’ll think about it. I’m still “recovering” as my scalp is still tender.

          • twifan2

            A tall glass of Wally World’s finest will help that the sting away, Mars!
            Cheers! 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! Twi, I don’t drink. I just have to put up with the discomfort for a little while.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Have some sprinkle cookies, then.

          • twifan2

            No WCF, some of Tre’s ganjalicious sprinkle cookies.
            NOT my sprinkle cookies. ;D

          • Marsbars09

            I’m not eating that sh*t! LOL!

          • Birdie11

            So some are more merciful…maybe the way she does it will last longer? Or does that not make sense…

          • Marsbars09

            Some braiders have what I call a “gentle hand”, which this braider certainly doesn’t possess. LOL! However, the braids may last longer since she put them in so tight.

          • Birdie11

            Sorry for all the questions…but it interests me…do you have any issues with headaches afterwards?

          • Marsbars09

            Oh my! I didn’t think my braids would turn into this! LOL! JK.
            My scalp is very tender at the moment. The braids should loosen up by the end of the week.

          • Birdie11

            I love HAIR TALK!!! Sorry…LOL

          • twifan2

            ‘by the end of the week.’???
            NO way! I hate pain! 😀

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! Hey, that’s the price of beauty.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Here’s one that NAWS asked me to save:

    http://t.co/8eAWJO8Dyj

    • twifan2

      Such a fashionista Tre is! ;D
      Hi Hi WCF! 🙂

    • Awww, Twi needs to make a SF with this one. ROFLMAO!!!

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      Is that Arnold Schwartzanegger? Arn Arn Arn.

  • I love the Ganga Rasta Tre and I’m sure Joe does too!

    • WestCoastFeed

      The man hands are there in all their glory.

    • twifan2

      Yep he sure does…after a few hits! ;D

      • I would imagine at this point he’s staying in alternate mental space to coop. Drinking and who knows what else. SMDH!

        • twifan2

          I wonder what he’s looking like today?! :/

  • “Gimme pizza you old troll” – the lovely endearing Milania *EyeRoll*

    • WestCoastFeed

      And now she gives us the even more endearing , “Shut your butthole.”

      • Who me? I’m a little angel….

        • WestCoastFeed

          Whoever gets to foster that child is going to have problems.

          • twifan2

            Hope they have Home Owner’s insurance! smh :/

          • God bless the family that end up taking care of these “children” SMDH!

          • Marsbars09

            LOL!

          • twifan2

            Who’s her godparents?

          • I think Sheila and Pete are the godparents of at least one of the kids.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Joe Gorga is Gia’s godfather.
            Melissa is Gabriella’s godmother
            Dina is Audriana’s godmother
            Those are the only ones I know.

          • My only advice…………. RUUUUUUUN!!!!!!

          • twifan2

            RUN like there’s no tomorrow! (☉_☉)

            http://i.imgur.com/PfHrMH9.gif

          • Marsbars09

            That Milania is a firecracker! It will only get worse as she gets older.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Because she is small for her age, people are going to accept the mouthing off longer. I saw tweets when she made the ‘butthole” remarks of folks thinking it was cute.

          • twifan2

            I saw some of the People’s Couch folks didn’t think it was ‘cute’. 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            I agree, but kids learn more as they grow older and what she has to say is not going to be funny at all.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            I swear, in the gif above with the clothes Milania is wearing, she looks like a chimp.
            I wonder if she has the simian line on her palm.

          • Birdie11

            Stupid parents don’t get that ‘cute’ mouthing off generally morphs into teenage horror shows that will scar the parents and the teen for life.

          • Marsbars09

            That’s so true.

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            I would hope they have plenty of Xanax at their disposal. They are going to need it! And not just because of Miliana – all of those girls save for Gabrielle seem like little monsters.

          • Birdie11

            You can bet she has her issues…just seemingly quiet ones.

      • twifan2

        I’m saving that gif, WCF. 😀
        OMG! The Juicys give people so much stuff to work with! 😮

      • Tre’s Felon Forehead

        Seriously can you imagine what those girls say most of the time? It must be awful. We only see a glimpse into the lives of the children that have no respect.

        • Marsbars09

          TFF, it will only get worse as they grow older.

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            Hi Mars. How are you? I couldn’t agree with you more.

          • Marsbars09

            I’m in the midst of house cleaning? How about you?

  • Marsbars09

    Hi all! I love the picture with the bird flying in front of the mansion like it was a haunted house.

    • WestCoastFeed

      Hi Mars. The door handles flying away?

      • Marsbars09

        LOL! I thought it was a bird! Aren’t the door handles a design of birds?

        • WestCoastFeed

          Yes, they are wings. Angel wings? Eagle wings?

          • twifan2

            Vulture wings. 😀

          • Marsbars09

            LOL!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Of course!!

          • BaybeK8s

            Please stop!!!! KMSL

          • twifan2

            Stop what? ;D

          • BaybeK8s

            Twi, you have really made my day. 🙂

          • twifan2

            Enjoy, BaybeK8s! 🙂
            HOPEFULLY my day will be made after the Belmont today. 🙂

          • BaybeK8s

            Good Luck! I put a few pennies on Cali Chrome. (not officially) I never know when Juicy Joe’s mini me will be needing an attorney or a place to stay.

          • twifan2

            Hide your winnings!
            I’m using mine to buy more wine! 🙂

          • BaybeK8s

            I bartered with Juicy and Tre, they will supply me with garage wine and basement sausages if I pay for Milania’s legal fees in their absence. I think I got snookered. :((

          • twifan2

            You poor thang!
            Hope you get reimbursed! :/
            You’ll have gorj wine & basement sausages for the rest of your life!
            I’m sssooo jellyous! 😀

          • BaybeK8s

            LOL

          • twifan2

            He’s sssooo semy! ;D

    • Morning Marsie! Yes, pretty soon the doors will be hanging off the hinges and swinging open and close. Foreclosure is just a matter of time.

      • Marsbars09

        It’s too bad that mausoleum wasn’t foreclosed on much sooner. :/

        • Injustice at it’s finest!

          • twifan2

            I want BLOOD out of those 2 turnips! NOW!!! ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘

    • twifan2

      That bathroom pic of Juicy on the throne with Treape on the door-staring-is one of my faves! 😀

    • BaybeK8s

      Hi Marsbars, I found this site by following you here from RT. I luv luv luv this site! Thank you. I wasn’t stalking. I promise. LOL

      • Hi Baybe! Hope you’re having a relaxing Saturday! 😀

  • BaybeK8s

    Hi everybody! I hope youz are having a great Saturday. Imma wrong for laughing until I have hiccups?

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi BaybeK8s! 🙂
      If it’s wrong then CHEERS to all of us! ;D
      Plus that’ll help with the hiccups(wine & laughter) 😉

      • BaybeK8s

        Hi Twi, That’s exactly what I need a big ole cup of Juicy’s homemade wine. None of that Fabellini stuff for me.

        • twifan2

          Wally World’s finest is better & CHEAPER that that Fushillini stuff! Maybe even Juicy’s stuff too! ;D

          • BaybeK8s

            Have you tried Tre’s Flushillini? Or any of her products? Even if there were being given away for free I would be afraid…very afraid.

          • twifan2

            Actually I have tried her peach crappyllini drink. A friend of mine ordered a glass & she let me sip some…UGH!!!!!
            WAY too sweet for me!
            Peach Schnapps & Wally World’s white wine mixed is LOTS better! 🙂
            I never have tried any of her crap. I saw one of her cookbooks at an animal shelter thrift store once. It was marked 50¢ 😀

          • WestCoastFeed

            Those DiningOutNJ restaurants are charging $10 per glass for that stuff. Outrageous!

          • twifan2

            OH HE77 NO! 😮
            I can get 3 bottles or 1 box of Wally World’s finest for $10!
            I think I shall! 🙂

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            And Each restaurant is hard up by taking the card

  • SAMRA1116

    Oh yes this is too funny, Bob Marley wants his hat back—he paid his taxes
    The big ass is too funny
    Joe on the toilet—that’s all he does, eat, drink n shit
    Happy Saturday
    Bates Motel Hitchcock or the birds

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Samra! Great commentary!

      • SAMRA1116

        hey Mars—these Saturday’s funnies are a good trip, cant help but laugh

  • Tre’s Felon Forehead

    I couldn’t wait to get here and check out the Saturday funnies. As usual, you did not disappoint. Clearly I’m not a fan of Teresa’s and these just get more and more funny. Great job. *Puff it Tre*

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi TFF! 🙂
      Yep Tre is soooo Ganjalabulous! ;D
      *puff puff…pass* 😉

      • Tre’s Felon Forehead

        I snorted my drink and it hurt my nostrils when I saw that part! Honestly! 🙂

        • twifan2

          Ooops, sorry about that. BUT, I couldn’t help myself…yeah I could, but I didn’t want to! 😀
          MUNCHIES time! 😀

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            LOL. . . .In my wildest hopes and dreams it would be that she saw these. Can you imagine? “Joooooeeeeeeeeee, look what those guys did now”

          • twifan2

            I’m hoping her ‘roommates’ at her new home will show them to her! 😀
            ROTFLMAO

          • WestCoastFeed

            I bet Andy has wallpapered his office with them.

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            Ha Ha. Just in case Andy hasn’t seen these someone should Tweet him and point him in this direction. OR print out some of these and send them to him.

          • twifan2

            He can autograph them! 😀

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            Perfect plan.

          • twifan2

            Bet he has these autographed by Tre & Juicy in a silver frame on his desk! 😀

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            Same with her attorney. I’m sure by now he realizes that he has the clients from Hell. I just hope that he got paid up front otherwise he is SOL.

          • Marsbars09

            SOL. LOL! You know the Giudices’ attorneys seriously earned their pay for representing such neanderthals.

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            Criminal Attorneys typically get paid in advance.

          • WestCoastFeed

            These should be prominently displayed at those NJ bars that are now shilling Fartelini.

          • HOLY MOLY! 🙂

          • SAMRA1116

            u sick but im laughing

          • twifan2

            😀

  • Bonita Gee

    Ya’ll ought to be ASHAMED! ……….. I can’t wait till July 18th or 8th, WHENEVER she’s supposed to get sentenced…….. LORD!

    • ASHAMED? *EyeRoll*

      • Bonita Gee

        Wow , really??? I can’t beleive Monica is serious………. Oh, my DAMN! She want me to sign a some type of two page Guest Blogger contract to keep posting my recaps….. Does that come with a 401 K retirement plan too?? Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh!! I can’t ….. REALLY?

  • twifan2

    They getting to the gate! 🙂
    Belmont race

    • twifan2

      OH CRAP!!!!! :'(
      He finished 5th.

      • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ✿❀❁

        Bummer. ╯.╰

        • twifan2

          It was T-Lily. 🙁

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        I was bummed too. At least he dead-heated for 4th.
        I was worried the Kings would lose, but in 2nd overtime, they pulled it off in the NHL.
        Yay!

        • twifan2

          I was crying in my wine glass after the race, TTaA. :'(
          BUT today is another day, another glass of wine & a better day! 🙂

          YAY Kings!

  • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

    That was fabulous Twi. The video was particularly fantastic! Great Tune.

    • Hey lady! What’s shakin bacon?

  • Babson_Chick

    Great Sat. satire!! Trying to catch up with news.