Saturday Funnies: Yahd Friggin Sale!

Posted on May 31 2014 - 10:05am by Trixie Felonabulous

 

Wez havinz a Garage n Yahd Sale

Saturday Funnies

 

Just follows da signs
going to jail sale

 

Juicy well helps youses find us!

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Wez gotz LOTS of stuff 

italy sale

 

For youzes ta BUY!  

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ANDZ you’ll metz f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s̶ people

kim g at tre's

 

Joey canz even helpz youse get it to youses house 

joey n truck

 

Soz comz and SPENT youses money!

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So Iz can s̶p̶e̶n̶d̶ donate more

shopping

 

Don’t forgetz!

*CASH ONLY*

No Receipts

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Convicted Felon * Thief * Liar * Felonlicious * Change of address coming soon–Alderson Federal Prison–prisoner # tbd (to be determined)

  • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

    That was too funny! It’s a major treat to see what will pop up on the Saturday Funnies.
    Great Stuff like it always is!
    Thanks for the chuckles!

    • Morning TTaA!!! Happy Saturday!!!!

    • Check your email 🙂

      • TGtP – Nene’s New Wig

        Okie Dokie…I’ll check it right now and get back.

  • noarguingwithstupid

    Tha!! That is exactly how I picture her yard sale to be!!!! Hilarious!!!!!

    • Morning Sunshine….Happy Saturday!!!!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Happy week-end to your, dearest Doc!!

        • Finally, it’s here!! I’m taking my teenager shopping and will pick up sushi for dinner.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            good!!! Have a great sushi dinner !!!!! Yum

  • noarguingwithstupid

    And just look at those ever lovin’ man hands again!!!!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Wodnerful!! Another splendid start to a Saturday. Thank you, Tre’s Closet!

    • Morning West….. Happy Saturday!!!!

  • Tre’s Felon Forehead

    Good morning my dears. I love coming here and laughing my butt off over the Saturday funnies. What program do you use to photoshop like that?

    • Good Morning Tre’s Felon!

      Happy Saturday!!!! You can use Photoshop or any graphic design program will do the trick.

      • Tre’s Felon Forehead

        Thanks Doc. 🙂 I also want to know if anyone watched Marriage Boot Camp last night? I laughed until I cried at it’s fakeness.

        • You’re welcome!!!

          Girl yes! And the recap will be published in 20 minutes. That’s my new guilty pleasure on Friday nights! That Tanisha is a hot mess!!!!!!

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            I posted before that the first clue at how fake it is was when the “Directors” were talking to the group after dinner. Camera pans to Gretchen & she has her coat on. A couple minutes later, coat is off. Then it’s on again. Who the Eff is the Producer of this disaster? So obviously fake.

          • Yup!! LOL— all these reality shows are fake and poorly edited.

        • noarguingwithstupid

          I watched it last year, and I still don’t know why I did????? So fixed and so phoney!!!

  • WestCoastFeed

    How much for that classy suit or armor? Anyone bidding on that one?

    • Raine Woman

      I think the suit of armor would make a lovely Greeter at the front door of AAtT World Headquarters!

      • WestCoastFeed

        But I think that Juicy’s father has already been hired for that job. He has such skills! Just look at him in action in the video. I think he has a lock on the greeter job.

        • Raine Woman

          You’re always one step ahead, West! 🙂

    • Marsbars09

      That suit of armor is far out even for the Giudices’.

      • WestCoastFeed

        The mirrored bathroom makes my eyes bleed.

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Great job again!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Teresa’s weighs in on an old controversy:

    I don’t believe in evolution, it’s a myth. pic.twitter.com/8eAWJO8Dyj

    • Great job West!! LMFAOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      What a stunning job!!!!! It’s everything I ever wanted in a Treape picture! Thank you so much! Perfect!!!!!

      • WestCoastFeed

        It’s the Teresa parody twitter account who posted it. I just copied.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Don’t lose that picture, please!!!! It is priceless!

  • Zoe D.

    ROFLMFAO!!!! Too…funny!

    • Morning Zoe…..Happy Saturday!!

      • Zoe D.

        Hello Dr. Seuss…Happy Saturday to you as well!

  • Raine Woman

    I just can’t seem to start my Saturday anymore until I’ve checked the Funnies o’the Day! Another great job! Thanks for the laughs! I better go watch it a few more times to make sure I got it all. What? That is absolutely not me procrastinating!

    • Top of the morning to ya, Raine Woman!!

      • Raine Woman

        Morning, Doc! You’re a brave woman taking a teen shopping. I hope you have a great time, w/a margarita or two on the side.

        • LOLOL!!! She’s actually fun and pleasant when I’m spending money on her. And trust, mama always takes care of herself afterwards with a cocktail or three *wink*

  • WestCoastFeed

    There’s a New Jersey marathon running today, beginning now for East coasters.

    • Marsbars09

      Good morning WCF! We have a big marathon in our city tomorrow as well. Is it marathon season across the nation?

      • WestCoastFeed

        I mean a RHONJ marathon.

        • Marsbars09

          Oh.

      • Hi Marsie! Happy Saturday.

        • Marsbars09

          Happy Saturday to you too, Doc!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      I just peeked in to to see the Horse Dr. part!!!! Yawning a little……………….

      • WestCoastFeed

        I think I’d like to see Juicy speaking of his legal problems again. We now know that he was aware that the Federal indictments were going to be issued soon when that Arizona trip was on.

        • Marsbars09

          I wonder if he was genuinely scared at that time. It’s hard to tell because Joe & Tre are so delusional.

          • WestCoastFeed

            I think at the reunion one of them said that they told Melissa and Joey on the way home from that trip. I’m not sure I remember that right, though.

        • noarguingwithstupid

          No question about it–I felt that this whole trip he was trippin on what was happening. Teresa had to know!

  • TartLemon

    These signs are funny. Thanks! O/T Teresa is scheduled to appear at a sports lounge on June 5. Not quite the demographic the company is looking for, huh? I mean really, how many of these guys sitting in a sports bar will order a bellini? That’s tantamount to taking cotton candy vodka to guys poker night.

    • WestCoastFeed

      Hi, Tart. You are right. She is having a hard time booking appearances these days. The extent of their criminality is finally registering with even the Tre Huggers.

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        I think she is just trying to have the bar to carry Fabellini, I doubt if she is being paid. It is all related the Robyn from dining out who sells it to the restaurants that are hard up and take her discount card.

        • WestCoastFeed

          Yes, I agree. This is probably not a paid appearance. It has to be about Fabellini. But at a sports bar? Strange place to try to sell a wine for the effeminate crowd.

  • Marsbars09

    Hi Doc! Great job on the funnies! I like the parts where Joey can drive your items to your home in his garbage truck and Papa Giudice’s “welcome” to the yard sale.

    • Birdie11

      G-R-O-J is my favorite!

      • nan/4

        LOL! SO funny! Hey there Birdie. I hope you’re having a nice Saturday. 🙂

        • Birdie11

          Hi Nan! I am…getting stuff done for a change!

          • nan/4

            Good for you!

            Be well, Birdie!

          • Birdie11

            You too xoxo!!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Mine too!!!!! Have to remember that—Groj=garage!!!!!

        • Birdie11

          Can’t you just imagine them really spelling it like that?? Audriana would have to correct it!

  • nan/4

    Tre’s, you have outdone yourself. I laughed so hard that I LITERALLY fell off of my bed! Thanks for making my day!

    Are the people wearing those “FREE TRE” tee shirts for real? Say it ain’t so!!!!! :-/

    • WestCoastFeed

      Hi, Nan. Those shirts are still for sale. And I have seen a couple of kids, probably the two above, who had their picture taken with Teresa.

      • nan/4

        I mean……SERIOUSLY?? I just threw up a little bit in my mouth :–D I agree with Zoe…”Free herself from what……herself?” Who is making the money off of those tee shirts, I wonder?

        • WestCoastFeed

          Some cheap t shirt company is selling them. It’s not a benefit for Teresa. What did Teresa say? Something living in a nightmare that she can’t get out of. I guess she’d like to be free of the nightmare. The nightmare of her own making.

          • nan/4

            You got that right, WCF!

    • Zoe D.

      That’s what I thought…who wears that sh@t? lol Free her from what…herself? I’m sure if it was their money the goons were spending…they wouldn’t be so supportive…Clowns!

    • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ✿❀❁

      Hi Nan! Happy Sunday to you. Hope you are having a great weekend! Finally took a break from work & decided to come out & play for a while. Been missing my girls & all the fun!
      Whoever came up with this workin’ for a livin’ idea, sure didn’t think this through! LOL!
      Have a happy Sunday Nan & hope to chat with you soon.

      • nan/4

        I’m so glad that you have time to relax and enjoy yourself because you deserve to, Tigerlilly!

        Be well, sweetie,

        Have fun posting! 🙂

        • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ✿❀❁

          Aww thanks Nan. Decided to take the day & just laze! Gotta run to the store & find something for dinner though. Always something to do or take care of, or feed! LOL! Come back & play later if you can. If not I hope you have a most delightful evening Nan! Enjoy your Sunday.
          Big {{{hugs}}}  (•◡•) /

      • Harleygirl0685

        I think it was a man that came up with the idea

        • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ✿❀❁

          ITA Harley! Must have been, cause I think we women would have been much smarter than that!
          60 plus years of this workin’ BS! WTH? LOL!

  • Babson_Chick

    Great job ya’ll – wicked funny!!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    UNCLE!!!!!!!I give up!!!!! The most boring video ever made!!!!!!!!! You win the prize!!!!!!!!!
    I feel sure Part 2 will be how to sort your socks!!!!

    • WestCoastFeed

      What?

      • noarguingwithstupid

        The video above–Going to a Garage Sale!!!!! Watch it!!!! I don’t think it is captioned, but honestly I don’t think you need to hear them—They are going to a garage sale!!!

        • WestCoastFeed

          You mean one of those videos in the box that comes up after the Saturday funnies video?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            The one right above us about the garage sale!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            The Juicy’s Garage Sale? You don’t think it’s funny?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Oh, I think it’s hilarious!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Oh, you had me going there. I thought you were serious.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            No there are several videos in the box and I just watched one that was not supposed to be funny, but it was hilarious and home made!!

          • Harleygirl0685

            I know which ones your talking about ! About 5 seconds in I stopped it ? Actually can’t believe someone took the time to make it,LOL!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Sometimes, I just have to watch the whole thing, hoping it will get better!

          • Harleygirl0685

            Lol,,,when the blonde girl couldn’t remember what day she went yard saling and pulled out some box I knew there was no getting better!

          • Lisa

            I think it’s very funny!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Hi, Lisa. Good you found it. Welcome to the most cheerful blog in the business.

          • Lisa

            Hi West Coast Feed, thank you! Very funny video & awesome site! Thanks again, have a great Sunday.

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ✿❀❁

            Hi Lisa! Welcome. Glad you found us here at AAtT & decided to join in the fun! Happy Sunday to you!

          • Lisa

            Thank you, West Coast Feed invited me! Great to see you all. Have a fab Sunday !

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ✿❀❁

            You are welcome Lisa.
            Most of us are on the newer thread.
            http://www.allaboutthetea.com/2014/06/01/exclusive-interview-roy-jones-jr-mistress-stacey-reile/

            Come join us!

          • Hi Lisa! Welcome 🙂

          • LMAO !!
            BEST BLOG !!
            THIS IS MY Favorite !!

    • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ✿❀❁

      Hi Naws! Happy Sunday! Decided to take the day off & come out & play! Missed you!

  • Birdie11

    LOVE!!…this is so cute!! You forgot to include her tree trunk front door handles…those could fetch about $20. Great one!!

    • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ✿❀❁

      Hi Birdie. Happy Sunday to you.
      I didn’t forget my pinky promise. I’m waiting on getting my re-certification for my health insurance & then I am making my appointment to have my boobies squished! Should be in a couple of weeks. I will keep you updated. I remembered. & I promised. & I never make promises I don’t intend to keep. Enjoy your day Luv!

      • Birdie11

        Thank you for the update! Good girl! I know you will follow thru. Hope your Sunday was wonderful!

    • YES!!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Only 36 days now, folks. I won’t be long now.

    • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ✿❀❁

      Morning West. Happy Sunday to you.

      • WestCoastFeed

        Hi, Tiger, I hope you got some sleep last night.

        • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ✿❀❁

          Ha-ha. Thanks WCF, got about 5 hours straight, which for me is really, really good! Hope you were able to get some rest too.
          Did you see my little troll was waiting all week for me, jumped right out of the bushes the second I posted.
          What a life. Waiting an entire week just for little ol’ me!
          Very devoted troll. & so patient too!
          Is there a Westminster registry for trolls cause this one is superb!
          & look she even does tricks! LOL!
          Oopsie that last pic was meant for my eyes only! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Funny and the best way to deal with her, with humor. She has to have been just lying in wait for you to show up and post again, Talk about someone needing to get a life!!!!

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ✿❀❁

            She was! I had popped on a few times just to check in & saw that her comments had stopped & remained steady at 111 total posts all week.
            I pop on, one time, just once & suddenly she’s up to 114 comments!
            Girl needs a job & a life! LOL!

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            What am I missing?

          • WestCoastFeed

            It is just a peculiar troll who is stalking Tigerlily over at ROL. Whoever she is, she uses Tiger’s handle and even her avatar in some kind of weird effort to annoy. So if anyone wants to reply to the real Tigerlily one has to click on the avi to see how many posts she has made. Our genuine Tiger has over 5,000 posts.

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            Trehuggers?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Probably. I only post on blogs about NJ, so I am only aware of this strange troll when it pops up on a NJ subject.

          • YEPPERS!!

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ✿❀❁

            Idk. There’s really only a few people that I don’t get along with. I can count them on one hand. I try to be respectful & tend to be very amicable unless provoked. (At least I hope I am!) & even then my tendency is to just ignore. But I guess I pissed her off sumthin’ fierce!
            First, don’t come for me unless I call you! LOL!
            Second. Don’t come to a battle of wits unless you are prepared.
            & third. It seems she forgot there are 2 components to being a Smart-Ass. One you have to be smart, otherwise you’re just an ASS!

          • Harleygirl0685

            I just wanna know how in the hell you can say something to someone in a friggin reality show blog that could seriously piss someone off! It’s suppose to be fun! We are supposed to have different opinions , not agree and laugh about it and move on! Who the hell has the time to sit around lurking just waiting? You must be super important…I bet you never knew how important your opinions were …,what a honor!!!! Good Lord people are insAne!

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ✿❀❁

            FOTFLMBO Harley! I never looked at it that way, the being super important part! You’re right I must be some kind of genius! (JK) D’OH!
            Idk. It probably has to do with the most notable poster known to all of ROL-dom! I took her on with 3 other posters & we ate her up. It was kind of mean-girlish on my part, but I just had enough of her & her sanctimonious, hypocritical crap! I guess maybe this is a little payback? I go to the blogs here & there to chat with friends, snark on celebs & read some of the wittiest & funniest one-liners I’ve ever read. It’s not that serious! I mean for one thing who has the time or energy to devote to an entire week waiting for someone to post. A week FFS! That’s the definition of insanity if there ever was one! Takes on a LeAnn/Bunny-boiler kind of vibe & I know, you know, exactly what I mean when I say that! LOL!

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ✿❀❁

            OH GEEZUS! Didn’t know it was gonna post so big! Sorry Guys!

          • Harleygirl0685

            Well your pics you post are genius , so there’s that!!!! You def have a great sense of humor too!! OMG I wonder if your on some type of alert like google alert and every time you post her phone or comp starts like flashing and bell and whistles go off like a slot machine

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ✿❀❁

            Just the usual BS on ROL Vince as West has explained below.
            Seems I am a very popular girl! LOL!
            I was working all week & didn’t really have any time to come out to play, so I didn’t really post anything all week & she didn’t post.
            I popped onto ROL really, really late last night, (around 3 am NY time.), because I couldn’t sleep & in seconds she was there!
            Bish waited ALL week in the bushes for me! Now that’s dedication!

          • Harleygirl0685

            That’s just plain fkn scary!!!!! WTF is wrong with people?

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ✿❀❁

            Yes Harley it is scary!!! I was like WTF? Damn Shazam it was soooo quick too! Guess someone needs a life huh?

          • Harleygirl0685

            Ya think? …..LOL!!!! I guess you just let them keep making an ass out of themself! So rediculous !

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ✿❀❁

            So far whatever it is that makes them so stupid is working! If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it! & we all know ya can’t fix stupid!

          • Harleygirl0685

            OMG you crack me up

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            That’s looks like an aged Joe bending over for his cell mate.

          • WestCoastFeed

            It’s a sign! He will be getting a VERY long sentence.

          • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ✿❀❁

            HAH! Good one Vince! Maybe I can find one doing the splits too! LOL!

          • LOL YES IT DOES !!

          • Harleygirl0685

            These are a riot!

    • Harleygirl0685

      Them what are we gonna do for Saturday funnies?

      • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ✿❀❁

        Ooooh bummer! Jailhouse Funnies? Should be good for a couple of months at least. Hopefully YEARS!

  • WestCoastFeed

    The Teresa Parody is up and tweeting today:

    @FabelliniWine has broken all sales forecasts. We have sold over 45 bottles in the last 90 days.

  • SAMRA1116

    This is too good—Joe wish he was that tall n the body.
    They’re the only two that doesn’t realize they’re going to jail.

  • LMAO !!
    BEST BLOG !!

    • Harleygirl0685

      Hi Dox !!!