Saturday Funnies: Prison Resume “We Make Sausage, We Make Sauce”

Posted on May 17 2014 - 10:33am by Trixie Felonabulous

 

To da warden, We’z a want ta work in the kitchen. Review our resume below

 

Juicy is used to handling meat (note: to big bubba)
Saturday Funnies

 

It is made wiz luv luv luv!  Wez add all those secret spices we pick to put in our meats
mountain of meat

 

Our sausages are happy to be part of your meals!
sausagedance

 

We makez our own special tomato sauce from scratch for youses
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If youses find A hair in yousez sauce- Fuh-gedda-boud-dit!  Youses needz da proteins
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 Iza have 3 cookbooks and working on the 4th
“Fabilicious: Prison Sausage & Pasta”
mac n cheese

 

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Convicted Felon * Thief * Liar * Felonlicious * Change of address coming soon–Alderson Federal Prison–prisoner # tbd (to be determined)

  • Tre’s Felon Forehead

    The photos on this site always make me crack up. Great job as usual

    • Tigerlily

      Hi Tre’s! Enjoy your weekend! Twi is too much, isn’t she! So creative & so funny! All you Ladies get my sides splitting with your wit & snark!

      Just wanted to let you know there is another Tigerlily posting to you on ROL. Just wanted to give you a heads-up in case you thought it was me. Have a good one TFF!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    Let’s not foget, Juicey made 1/2 ton of sausages in his garage!!

    • Birdie11

      EW… all that sausage with their grubby mitts in it is nauseating. Isn’t sauce making only allowed like 5 days a month??

      • Tigerlily

        Something like that. I remember Tre was really classy & mentioned that you couldn’t “have your girlfriend” & make the sauce! Cause it would be spoiled or tainted, whatever. Another crappola old wives’ tale/stereotype she’s decided to perpetuate!

        • Birdie11

          I couldn’t remember if you could only make it during your period or not make it then…both equally stupid!!

          • Tigerlily

            Yeah, she’s the Queen of dumbassery fo’ sure!

    • Tigerlily

      Hi Naws! How you doin’? Glad to see you are back online! LOL!
      Was the second cable guy at least a hottie?
      Have great weekend Sugah! Tee-hee!

    • Hi darling! 🙂 How’s my Nawsie doing today?

    • twifan2

      NAWS!
      You knew I had to use those pics of all that sausage meat sooner or later!
      AND with chimps!! 🙂

  • Birdie11

    What says Happy Saturday better than cheerful dancing sausages, and chimps a plenty? NOTHING that’s what!! Bless you Twi! 😀

    • Tigerlily

      Happy Saturday Birdie! Enjoy your weekend! Big {{{hugs}}}!

    • Hi sweet Birdie! Happy Saturday doll!

      • Birdie11

        Happy Saturday Suesseroo!!

  • Marsbars09

    Twi, you did it again girl! I love the part once again when the chimps are “helping out” preparing the sauce and sausage. The part where “prison Tre” is taking orders for the sauce is a scream!

    • Tigerlily

      Happy Saturday Marsie! have a fab weekend Hon!

  • Tigerlily

    Ha-Ha Twi! Love, love, love ‘Try my JUICY’S SAUSAGE”! Too funny!
    Love, love, love the dancing sausage chimps!

    Happy Saturday all!

    Btw Ladies it seems I have an new admirer who has adopted my moniker. I’ve seen her posting in a few different places. He/She spells it with 2 L’s in Lilies. (Tigerlilly). Just a heads up all!

    Hope everyone has a great weekend! ENJOY!

    & much love, thoughts & prayers to all the West Coast people affected by these tragic fires! Please take care & stay safe everyone!

    BIG, BIG {{{HUGS}}} to you all!! xoxoxoxoxox

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Has she been on this thread, Tiger?

      • Tigerlily

        No. Naws. Not that I saw. I’ve seen her post on some sites I don’t normally post on & she was posting on an ROL thread most recently. I thought she was gonna go away but no, seems like she’s gonna stick around. She’s got over 200 posts now. She was chatting with TFF & I just wanted to let ya’ll know in case she says something to start trouble or misbehaves. It’s happened before a few different times & in a few different ways.
        Guess it just sucks to not be me! LOL!
        Just kidding! Just kidding! Probably couldn’t pay someone to take over my life & be my imposter. LOL!

        • WestCoastFeed

          You are always, the one and the only Tigerlily. Impostors not allowed.

          • Tigerlily

            Thanks West. Appreciate it. Big {{{hugs}}} to you!
            Hope everyone is safe & doing well with all the fires there. Thoughts & prayers to all you West Coasters! xoxoxox

    • Birdie11

      Well that’s just ridiculous…we all know that there’s only one T-Lily! BIG ((HUGS)) and a very happy Saturday right back atcha!!

      • Tigerlily

        Thanks Birdie! Big hugs! xoxoxoxox
        Yeppers only one T-Lily!
        The original ‘O G’ T-Lily!

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Tiger! Thank you for the well wishes. The fires are pretty much contained out here. The weather has really cooled down, which has helped.
      I hope you have a wonderful Saturday as well.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      I love those Irish Kitties!!!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Twi, you have done it again!!! Happy Saturday everyone.

    Love the dancing chimps. And I can’t decide which to order first, the sauce or the sausage.

    • Tigerlily

      Hi;ya WCF! Happy Saturday to you too! I like the little dancing sausages!
      They’re doing the cabbage patch dance! Silly little sausages! Hee-hee!

  • Happy happy happy Saturday all! Great job Twi 🙂

    • Tigerlily

      Hi Seussie! Happy happy Saturday to you too!
      It seems I have an new admirer who has adopted my moniker. I’ve seen her posting in a few different places. He/She spells it with 2 L’s in Lilies. (Tigerlilly). Just a heads up Doc! She was chatting with TFF & I just wanted to let ya know in case she says something to start trouble or misbehaves. It’s happened before & I wanted to try & get ahead of it just in case there’s a problem. Have an awesome weekend Doc! MWAH! xoxoxox Big {{{hugs}}}!

      • Tre’s Felon Forehead

        That is creepy and I’m glad you pointed it out to me!!

        • Tigerlily

          You’re welcome Tre’s. Yeah it is definitely super creepy that someone would feel compelled to troll a complete stranger. Just didn’t want you to think it was me in case they go rouge & become a complete asshat! Enjoy your weekend Tre’s. have a good one!

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            Like someone said – – there’s only one YOU! 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Aww thanks Tre’s. Appreciate it!

      • Hi my lovely T-Lily! Happy Saturday!! 🙂

        Trust and believe…NOBODY can duplicate you. You are DA BEST at what you do. Let the “bitch” try but he/she is not fooling ANYONE that knows you. Furthermore let “it” come here and try that bullshit. It will get dragged by his/her collar with the quickness. You know I don’t play when it comes to the ones I care about. Mofo’s got WAY too much time on their hands….Geez!!! Xoxoxoxo ((((Hugs)))))♥

        • Tigerlily

          Awww thanks Doc! Appreciate it more than you know. Doc & all you great Ladies & Gents are always so kind & caring. Thanks so much! Love ya’ll!

          • You’re welcome but it’s the least I can do. You’re loved by many here. ((((Hugs)))))♥

          • Tigerlily

            Thanks! & ditto! Love you guys & gals! The AAtT community? Well you guys are one of the most friendliest & caring group I have ever had the pleasure of considering my friends!

          • Awwwwwwwww *tear drop* ♥♥♥♥

          • Tigerlily

            MWAH! *Blows kisses at Doc* ↑

      • twifan2

        Really T-Lily?
        DANG! :/
        What profile is she/he using?

        • Tigerlily

          Tigerlilly with 2 L’s in lily. She was posting on ROL today. Saw her a few times before was hoping she’d go away but seems like she’s gonna stick around. She’s got about 200+ posts now. *Shrugs*

          • twifan2

            I had somebody with their tag as Twifan.
            No 2 at the end of their moniker tho.
            And no profile pic either. Guess they to lazy to put one up. :/

          • Tigerlily

            Just some bored, twisted little trolls with no life apparently!

          • twifan2

            Yep. smh

          • Tigerlily

            Ditto Twi. Just don’t get it ya know? Why look for trouble? Isn’t there enough to go around?!?! Dumbazzez!

    • twifan2

      Thanks to you too for putting out the story to go with the videos!
      Thanks! 🙂

  • WestCoastFeed

    Hey, all. There’s a new parody twitter account:

    Parrotlet Giudice @ParrotleGiudice · May 16

    Polly wants a bank loan, polly wants a bank loan. polly wants a bank loan

    • Tigerlily

      Oh snap WCF! That is freakin’ hilarious!
      We are some twisted people, but hysterically funny!
      “Polly wants a bank loan!”
      FOTFLOLPIMP’s!

    • Tre’s Felon Forehead

      I LOVE people with a sense of humor!!!

    • AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

  • SAMRA1116

    this is too funny—Teresa in prison cooking, saying I can’t cook, my mother does all the cooking.. that monkey took a dump on the meat. LOL

    • Tigerlily

      Happy Saturday Samra! Hope you have an enjoyable weekend!

      • SAMRA1116

        Same to you___It’s a beautiful day here..

        • Tigerlily

          Thanks Hon! Chilly & windy today but looking forward to a better & sunnier day tomorrow!

  • twifan2

    We need to give credit to Doc too!

    She came up with the great story for the videos! 🙂
    Thanks Doc!!!! 🙂 Muwwaaah

    • Tigerlily

      BRAVA TWI!
      BRAVA Doc-tah!

      • twifan2

        Thanks T-Lily
        *takes a bite out of sprinkle cookie*

        • Tigerlily

          Happy Saturday Luvie! Loved the dancing sausages & chimps! What a combo! & try Juicy’s sausage! LOL! Ummmm, thanks but I’ll pass! LOL!

          • twifan2

            After I made those videos I could eat Eyetalian food for a couple of days! LOL 😀

          • Tigerlily

            Ha-ha! Don’t blame you! Just FYI Hun, It seems I have an new admirer who has adopted my moniker. I’ve seen her posting in a few different places. He/She spells it with 2 L’s in Lilies. (Tigerlilly). Just a heads up Doc! She was chatting with TFF & I just wanted to let ya know in case she says something to start trouble or misbehaves. It’s happened before & I wanted to try & get ahead of it just in case there’s a problem.

          • twifan2

            Somebody rustled your Jimmies huh?! 😮
            Those basters! >(

          • Tigerlily

            FOTFLOL! Jimmies have been rustled fo’ sure!

    • WestCoastFeed

      Standing O for both of you!!!!

      • twifan2

        We thank you, WCF!
        Had to get those chimps in for you & NAWS! 🙂

        • Birdie11

          See how HANDY the chimps are Twi?? I TOLD you!!!

          • twifan2

            AND they work cheap! 🙂
            They take directions well. 😀

          • Birdie11

            I like those skinny gorillas we only see for a second…they are great!!

          • twifan2

            They were supposed to be on BEFORE & after the tub of sausages…guess they took a break?! :/

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Thank you so much!!!

          • twifan2

            NAWS!!!! 🙂
            How youses doing today?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Pretty good!!!! Just had my futon put together!! Very comfy!!

          • twifan2

            The Pennster like it?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            She loves it and is sitting here right next to me!!

          • twifan2

            🙂
            She’s got a new bed!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Now she’s afraid to jump down!!! Another challenge for the Pennster!!

          • twifan2

            Step stool! 🙂
            I got one for Chats. ;d

    • Birdie11

      Hey that’s me, top right!! 🙂

      • twifan2

        Hi Hi Birdie! 🙂
        I’m the one to the left-eating sprinkle cookies! 😉

  • Babson_Chick

    Nothing like starting your day with a dancing sausage with bling of course. Love it!! BTW Joe won’t have to worry about stirring the sauce in da pen cause there won’t be any females on their period – still can’t get over that old school thinking of theirs.

    • Birdie11

      Hey Babs!! Tre might have some serious issues though!! Ewww….

      • WestCoastFeed

        Women confined together tend to get their menses synchronized. But she will still have to do some serious planning ahead.

        • twifan2

          But will that also effect the canned tomato sauce they reheat in those huge pots? :/
          It’s really not making the sauce.

          • WestCoastFeed

            I think they better switch to Thai food.

          • twifan2

            Do they sell Mylanta in the commissary?

      • Babson_Chick

        Hi there Birdie!!! I imagine they’ll keep her out of the kitchen – for safety reasons.

    • Tigerlily

      Happy Babs! Happy Saturday! Hope all is well! Enjoy your weekend Sweetie!

      • Babson_Chick

        Hi Tiger!!! Happy Weekend to you!! Everything is fine here – got the wine chillin. Cheers!!

        • Tigerlily

          Way to go Babs! Cheers!

          • Babson_Chick

            Love it – so true!!

        • twifan2

          BABS!!!! 🙂
          Got my whole box chilling already! 🙂
          *second box* 😉

          • Babson_Chick

            Hi twi!! You’re my kind of person – always have a back up!!

          • twifan2

            Hi Hi Babs! 🙂
            Yes, I learned the hard way ONCE!
            Never again. Now I’m prepared. 😉

          • Babson_Chick

            I was a girl scout so that kinda explains my being prepared. 🙂 Cheers sweetie!!

  • WestCoastFeed

    It’s Milania’s first communion today. We should be getting a tweet of her custom made dress soon.

    • twifan2

      Keep us posted WCF!
      🙂

    • Tigerlily

      Oh yeah! Almost forgot about that! Thanks West. Can’t wait to see what they picked! Should be good!

      • Tre’s Felon Forehead

        Wonder what the Forehead will be wearing?

        • Tigerlily

          Eep! More vinyl? Hah!

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            With cut outs?

          • Tigerlily

            LOL! Only if it’s like like Rumers LOL!

          • Marsbars09

            Oh lawd! That’s nasty!

          • Tigerlily

            Yeah don’t know what she was thinking but ewww!

          • twifan2

            More like this maybe? :/
            She luv luv luvs animal prints. 😀

          • Tigerlily

            LOLOLOL! Hooker’s R’ Us! Suits Tre perfectly!
            Work that NJ Turnpike truck-stop!

        • Marsbars09

          Probably something inappropriate as usual.

    • twifan2

      Hope it’s not even close to this, BUT with Tre as her mother you NEVA know! :/
      We’ll have to wait & see later.

      • WestCoastFeed

        Yes, mother and daughter dresses, perfect.

        • twifan2

          Do you think Kathy Wakilie & family will be there?

          • Tigerlily

            LOL! Another Giudice adventure like the Christening?

          • twifan2

            Yep!
            That would be great-with the Federal Prison Committee looking on! 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            LOL!

          • Marsbars09

            That’s what I posted Tiger!

          • Tigerlily

            It true Mars. You never know when Tre is involved, but I’m sure since she’s under such tight scrutiny lately she’ll be on her ‘best’ behavior!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Melissa has already tweeted a picture of herself and her boys ready for church, so they will be there. But I doubt the Wakiles will be.

          • twifan2

            Tre needs to give the ‘appearance’ that she’s humble.
            ROTFLMAO 😀

      • Marsbars09

        Hi Twi! You’re so crazy!
        Great job on the funnies!

        • twifan2

          Thanks Mars!
          On both counts-being crazy & the Funnies. 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            🙂 and SMH.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Twi, TheFauxMilaniaG has tweeted a pic. Can you copy it, please. It’s a start and she is funny.

          • twifan2

            Let me go look! 🙂

          • twifan2

            Here it is!
            Wonder who took it? :/

          • WestCoastFeed

            Here’s what the Faux Milania tweeted:

            a milania parody ‏@TheFauxMilaniaG 2h

            Hi 911? My parents are in a church at my confirmation so if it shit starts burning soon pls send help k bye

          • twifan2

            Tre has got a big hair-do! :/
            Too bad the pic didn’t show Milania’s dress. 🙁

          • WestCoastFeed

            Tre will probably tweet one from the party. She had a professional photo taken earlier this week, but probably wont be available for a few more days.

          • twifan2

            Kind of surprised she didn’t twit any from the church.
            During the ceremony. :/

          • twifan2

            Confirmation?
            I thought it was her First Communion?! o.0

          • WestCoastFeed

            I guess the Faux Milania is not Catholic.

          • twifan2

            Must not be.
            You do your Confirmation BEFORE you can do your First Communion.
            Tre did twit that Milania was getting fitted for her First Communion dress tho.

          • Marsbars09

            I thought confirmation was something you do as an adult? (Forgive me as I’m not familiar with the Catholic religion).

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Back in the day……I had First Communion then next year Confirmation.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Melissa just tweeted a picture of Milania and Antonia, Twi, would you post it, please?

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            Is it appropriate for Antonia to have her leg up at her age? Her mom is doing a great job.

          • WestCoastFeed

            No, and she is too young for heels, even though those are very low.

          • Birdie11

            No..it’s tacky. That dress is much too mature for her IMO.

          • WestCoastFeed

            I hate to see Melissa making the same mistake Teresa did and pushing Antonia into growing up too soon.

          • twifan2

            melissagorga 13 minutes ago
            Antonia & Milania! God Bless…

            It’s a gorgeous dress! 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            It’s similar to Antonia’s dress from last year. They look like quince dresses to me.

          • twifan2

            Looks like satin? Tulle :/

          • WestCoastFeed

            I thinks it’s layers of satin and tulle.

          • twifan2

            A dress she won’t wear again.
            smh

          • Marsbars09

            That’s what I just posted.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            At least she has a forehead!!

          • twifan2

            Looks like ~$5K to me.

          • WestCoastFeed

            All that bling adds up.

          • Marsbars09

            That is too much damn money for a dress a little girl is only going to wear one time. Who designed that dress, Marchesa?

          • Marsbars09

            Milania’s dress looks like a wedding dress.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Nice language from a child at confirmation, or anywhere for that matter. She should not be tweeting at all. Disgusting, as usual.

          • WestCoastFeed

            NAWS, that’s a parody account, not the real Milania.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Thank goodness!!!

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            I wonder if that’s Portifino’s?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Is there a small juke box in that booth behind the girls?

          • twifan2

            Juicy?

          • WestCoastFeed

            No, I posted under the wrong picture. I meant the one below with the two girls, Milania and Antonia.

          • twifan2

            WCF try this,
            Right click on the pic.
            Open it up in another tab to view it better.

          • twifan2

            Looks like a booth behind them.
            With glasses on the table.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Wherever they are, I wonder if it’s on the DiningOutNJ card?

          • twifan2

            Most likely!
            Bet she’s NOT serving Felonelline to her guest-for free!

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            I think Leopard Man took it before he was served with the restraining order.

          • twifan2

            Poor Leotard Boy! ;(

          • twifan2

            Bet the after party isn’t at The Brownstone! :/

      • Ahahahaha!!!!

    • Marsbars09

      I hope all goes well and there’s no nonsense from anybody in attendance. You know how it is when the Gorgas’/Giudices’ get together. :/

      • twifan2

        Hi Hi Mars! 🙂
        AND the Federal Prison Committee gathering all info to give the judge! 🙂

        • Marsbars09

          LOL! That’s right. Like you said, “they’re watching”. LOL!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Get ready for “The Rumble in Towaco.”

    • Vince Foster, Jr.

      I wonder how much it is costing the banks?

      • WestCoastFeed

        Estimates here have been $1000 to $2000.

  • twifan2

    This is FUNNY! 😀
    I really wonder if Tre sees this acct! 🙂

    • WestCoastFeed

      I cannot believe that Teresa actually thinks this is a flattering picture and has put it on her facebook page. The shrieks HOOKER!!!!

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        She thinks she can be a centerfold model for Skin Cancer Today

        • twifan2

          More like Cougars Of 2014. ;d

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            See only attracts only one type of man….

          • twifan2

            Man? Really!
            More like Neanderthal. ;D

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            Homo erectus.

          • twifan2

            Leaves Juicy out then. ;D

      • twifan2

        Where, WCF?
        All I see is this.
        On there.

        • WestCoastFeed

          Sorry, she put it on her twitter page.

          • twifan2

            Either place, that picture is in really, really bad taste!

    • Vince Foster, Jr.

      I am sure that Tre and the Huggers monitor this account. Leopard or Tre is probably Happy Wife.

      • twifan2

        Ok then flip this
        ヽ(`▭´)ノ︵ ┻━┻

    • What the hell is this? An ad for a tranny escort service?

      • WestCoastFeed

        And her fans think she looks beautiful. Tells you a lot about the taste level of her fans.

      • Marsbars09

        She looks just like one too.

        • Yup…the way she’s bent down and legs closed looks like she’s hiding something! LMAO!!!

          • Marsbars09

            Get outta here, Doc! LOL!

          • Ahahahahaha!!!!

  • twifan2

    Yeah!!!!
    California Chrome WON!
    🙂

  • twifan2

    I REALLY hope he becomes a Triple Crown winner! 🙂
    He deserves it.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Here’s what Simon van Kempen is predicting in his Bravo Ratings blog:

    Prior to the Giudice’s sentencing it’s very difficult to predict with any certainty what impact that their probable jailing will have on this season’s ratings, but from what I can deduce Bravo TV’s viewers are getting sick & tired of watching criminals continue to remain on Bravo Media’s payroll. I predict that this season’s premiere will fall short ofRHoNJ’s last three premieres (all of which were between 2.8m & 2.9m viewers), and continue to fall thereafter and by season’s end the sixth season of RHoNJ will rate even lower than last year’s fifth season.

    • twifan2

      Maybe they’ll spend a HAPPY 15th wedding anniversary this year! ;D
      Happy ratings!

      • WestCoastFeed

        I hope Simon’s right and viewership does decline. Tre’s & Juicy’s faces look as though that’s what they expect.

        • twifan2

          Here’s hoping the show bottoms out!
          Cheers WCF! 🙂
          (^-^)旦

        • twifan2

          I think the HW franchise is reaching it’s end-imo.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes, I agree. And I think Doxie has it right when she says that Bravo is giving them 2 years to phase all the cities out.

          • twifan2

            I just hope they don’t ‘reincarnate’ into some other shows. :/

          • Marsbars09

            ITA, Twi. The franchise has reached an all time low at all levels.

      • AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh LAWD! I love this shit!

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        Twi, you are too talented for words!

    • Marsbars09

      Hi WCF! Simon is on the money with his comment. We and other posters predicted the ratings would be lackluster once the Giudices’ are sentenced to prison

      • WestCoastFeed

        Another tweet from Simon where he says he thinks the new cast members are joining “a sinking ship.”

        • Marsbars09

          He’s right on the money with that one too! Don’t you agree?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes, unless those new girls really bring huge personalities to the show, the whole thing is toast.

          • twifan2

            imo, I think it’s too late.

          • Marsbars09

            I agree, Twi. The fate on that show is sealed.

    • I totally disagree. I wish Silex would shut both their pie holes and POOF BE GONE! He couldn’t be more wrong especially after that sensensual preview clip. People who’ve never watch are planning to watch. Season 6 of RHONJ is the going to bring blockbuster ratings. Simon comes off as bitter and jealous (imo).

      • Marsbars09

        You think RHNJ has a chance even after the show premieres after the Giudices’ are sentence?

  • WestCoastFeed

    Melissa has just tweeted a picture with her goddaughter Gabriella. Nice pic.

    • twifan2

      It is:
      melissagorga 13 minutes ago
      I love my Godchild….

      • twifan2

        A nice pic

        • WestCoastFeed

          She’s. the prettiest of the Giudice girls. And wouldn’t that dress be suitable for most any girl’s first holy communion?

          • twifan2

            uumm, that dress is more of a pink color.
            First Communion dresses are traditionally white.

          • WestCoastFeed

            She had her communion last year. And she also had a custom made dress. However hers was quite simple.

          • twifan2

            Maybe Gabriella had more input in the style she wanted?

          • WestCoastFeed

            I think so, She usually dresses quite simply. And she is more of a tomboy.

          • Marsbars09

            She and Audrianna are the real beauties of the family.

        • Sorry but Gabriella looks very uncomfortable in that dress.

        • Marsbars09

          That’s a sweet pic. Gabriella is so pretty. The hem on Missy’s dress could have been a few inches longer.

  • CremateMe

    This entire season should just be a documentary on Joe and Teresa. I couldn’t care less what Poison and Horsey Face or the new ladies are up to. The camera should be on them 24 hours/day.

    • Marsbars09

      ITA. All the viewers are interested in is how the Giudices’ are coping with going to prison.

      • WestCoastFeed

        And once we know what their sentences are, will we care what their life was like 6 months before?

        • twifan2

          I would be interested to know what their life will be like 5 years from after July 8th.

          • WestCoastFeed

            By then they may both be greeters at WalMart.

          • twifan2

            Wally World won’t hire felons.
            Dairy Queen maybe? Tre can apply her cooking skills there.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Juicy may be in Italy by then. I wonder if she and the girls will follow him there.

          • twifan2

            If that’s where the bulk of their money is, they’ll all be over there.
            I think Juicy will be in prison in 5 years.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Can you imagine Teresa lording it over all the other ladies in the little mountain village?

          • twifan2

            Lording what over them?
            Her prison time? Her no forehead? Her ‘cooking’? LOL

          • WestCoastFeed

            Prancing up and down those hills in her Loubs and carrying her Hermes bags. And they will look at her and draw little circles around their temples with their index fingers and shrug.

          • twifan2

            I’d love to see her in that little village!
            She’ll move to a large city-pronto! 😀

          • Marsbars09

            Agreed. I just posted a comment that village life is not for a D-list celebrity like Tre.

          • WestCoastFeed

            And she’d have a tough time with the George Clooney crowd around Lake Como. Though she’d think she belonged there.

          • twifan2

            Poor George will MOVE! 😀

          • Marsbars09

            Tre will be a fish out of water in that Italian village. The people there live simple, pheasant-like lives.

          • twifan2

            She’ll have to learn GOOD Eyetalian there! 😉

          • Marsbars09

            LOL!

          • Marsbars09

            Is that what you mean by Wally World wine? You get it from Wal-Mart? All this time I thought Wally World was a brand.

          • twifan2

            LOL Mars.
            Yes, Wally World is my term of endearment for Wal-Mart.
            They have their own brand of wine-Oak Leaf. 🙂

        • Marsbars09

          Not me. I’m really not into this season anyway.

    • BINGO! I’ve been saying this for months. Dare I say, Bravo should have given the Fraudice’s their own show solely focused on their countdown to lockdown!

      • Marsbars09

        I think giving them their own show would have been better than airing a 6th season of RHNJ.

  • twifan2

    How much do you want to bet that if Tre was allowed to sell her Felonellini at the Up Front thing yesterday, she would have been right there! 😀
    She still has that Felonillini selling/signing at Shots bar on June 6th.
    Guess she’s picking her appearances.

    • Marsbars09

      She’s still hawking her products huh? You know she’s chucking that cash somewhere. I wonder what the hell the Feds are doing about this?!

      • twifan2

        I actually don’t think she’s making that much selling that stuff at bars.
        People wouldn’t buy an over inflated product in places like that. That crowd is more like beer drinkers, bourbon on the rocks, tequila shots. …

        • People don’t drink cheap sparkly wine at bars.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            especially wine that tastes like crap!!

          • twifan2

            It’s not wine, that’s why it tastes like crap. 😀

      • WestCoastFeed

        I always envision a chap in black standing slightly out of camera vision keeping a close eye on the take.

        • twifan2

          Me too! 😀
          A long lens type! 🙂

          • twifan2

            Or even this is what I was envisioning. 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            *DEAD*

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Perfect “vision”!!!!

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! Twi you’re so crazy!

    • Vince Foster, Jr.

      Picking? She will go to any place that would accept her!

  • Raine Woman

    Dancing sausage AND dancing apes? Twi, you sure know how to make a girl happy! Great job, thanks!

    • Tigerlily

      Hi Raine. Twi & Doc have done it once again! Love the little dancing sausages! Hope you have a good weekend.

      • Raine Woman

        Hiya Tiger! They always do!

        I’m hoping for rain tomorrow so I DON’T have to do yard work. How’s yours going?

  • twifan2

    We need to show ‘our support’! 🙂

    • twifan2

      After
      This is her new endeavor!
      *CASH ONLY*
      No Receipts
      You Know Who Is Watching 😉

      • WestCoastFeed

        Wow Twi, you even have the parrot!!

        • twifan2

          Well, the puppy & the bird are ‘part’ of the fambly. 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            But the bird is not stunned–it ceases to be!!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          The Parrot is dead, but the fambly didn’t want anyone to know!!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            No, it is stunned!!

          • twifan2

            AND now for something totally different! 🙂
            Not Monty.

      • Excellent work!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Perfect Twi–as usual the creative genius!!!! (The bird is dead, though!!)

        • twifan2

          I’ll call the decal company tout suite! 😀

        • twifan2

          Is this case for Sherlock?
          He’ll get to the bottom of it!

          http://i.imgur.com/c6Ys6xx.gif

  • WestCoastFeed

    It’s Teresa’s 42 birthday today—And here is some support–

    Melissa Gorga ‏@melissagorga 46m

    @Teresa_Giudice Happy Birthday! Have a beautiful day with your beautiful family. Love you… Xo

    • twifan2

      Oh!
      Let’s get her one of these car decals!
      They make great birthday gifts 🙂

      • WestCoastFeed

        Perfect. Just what she needs.

        • twifan2

          I am a PROUD Supporter! 😉

    • twifan2

      Do you think the new cast members will be twitting their birthday wishes to her, WCF?

      • WestCoastFeed

        So, far it’s mostly her devoted fans tweeting her the HBD’s, Leopard Man has yet to be heard from, but we know he will be effusive.

        • twifan2

          Do you think Kathy will serve these? 🙂
          Tre would luv luv luv them!

          • WestCoastFeed

            That’s from Kathy’s new line–Dolce del Lockup

          • WestCoastFeed

            Who’s the stool pigeon?

          • twifan2

            Well some say it’s Melissa?
            BUT I say it’s Milania. 😉

          • noarguingwithstupid

            These are the bestest, even the poor little stool pigeon!!!! One free little blue bird!!!!

  • twifan2

    Happy 42th Tre! 🙂
    ENJOY 😀

    • WestCoastFeed

      These are perfect. From Teresa’s Assorted Italian Cupcakes?

      • twifan2

        Probably not.
        She hasn’t had time to repackage them & resell them as her own. ;D

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Scary, but soooooooo perfect twi!!!! They look chocolate too!!!! Yummy!!!

      • twifan2

        Well the ‘occasion’ is scary, NAWS! ◉.◉

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Scary for Treape, not for me!!!!!

          • twifan2

            Your provider is scaring me now. 😮

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Dont ever change your provider, ever!!!!

          • twifan2

            Sorry, already did. 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Well, you probably did alright then!!! I knew when there was no modem I was in trouble!!

          • twifan2

            1st clue.
            What are you having probs with?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            TV–have to re-load everytime I turn it on AND the carrier changed my phone number to boot!!!

          • twifan2

            o.0 Reload every time?!
            Ask your carrier about that-shouldn’t happen. You’ll-they-have to reset your settings.
            You need to cal them for your new #.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I have called them about 50 times and it just won’t get done!!!

          • twifan2

            :/
            They won’t give you your new # over the phone? Email it to you?
            They need to send somebody out! NOW!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I have the new number–it’s just that they were not supposed to change it and now there is nothing I can do!! Enough of my internet problems!!! Onward and upward!!!

          • twifan2

            Did they give you a reason why they changed it?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Because they are dumb pricks!!

          • twifan2

            Well obviously.

  • twifan2

    NOW this is a cake for Tre!
    Looks good.
    Has to be from Kathy’s kitchen then!

    • WestCoastFeed

      Fantastic!!!

      • twifan2

        I wonder where NAWS is? :/
        She loves a good party! 🙂

        • noarguingwithstupid

          I am right here, still struggling with new internet provider!!!! I love the cake–wish I could eat it all, choc of course!!

          • twifan2

            NAWS!!!
            Hope you get used to your new provider-soon! 🙂
            BUT of course..CHOCOLATE.

    • twifan2

      OH LOOK!
      A ‘prize’ in the cake! ;D

  • twifan2

    Tre’s having a Kissing booth at her party!
    Any takers? 😮

    • WestCoastFeed

      And Priscilla is hiding behind the bars with her paper bag for the cash!!!!

      • twifan2

        I think it’s Milania?
        Why pay the ‘help’ with hard earned $$$. 😉

  • twifan2

    Are we all ready for tonite’s Men Of Atlanta episode?
    I might just pass….

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Why not!!! I can’t wait to hear Greg mispronounce words!! Like “misconscrew!!!!!”

      • WestCoastFeed

        Let’s all have a little Juvial Physicality!

      • twifan2

        I’ll just watch some Sherlock instead. 🙂
        Got my wine ready!

        • WestCoastFeed

          Oh, My!! That will keep me happy for hours!!! Thank you!

          • twifan2

            Me too! 🙂
            *le sigh*

            http://i.imgur.com/uuNh3My.gif

          • noarguingwithstupid

            There’s that “evil” other woman in background!!! Glad they killed her character!! And her Princess Leah buns on ears!!

          • twifan2

            Kray Kray there!? >(

  • noarguingwithstupid

    OT Right now I am watching Quad line up a high end dog clothes line–Is she a dingbat or what????

    • twifan2

      a dingbat nut

      • noarguingwithstupid

        I think all of the Married to Medicine women had to pass a stupid test to get the job–including the idiot doctors!!!!

    • Hee-hee-hee—HILARIOUS! She’s a loser in my book.

  • twifan2

    Bye bye Rico! :'(
    You were a good birdie.
    http://i.imgur.com/XpjbaPb.gif

    • WestCoastFeed

      Rico flew the coop. His stool pigeon job was complete.

      • twifan2

        Now it’s up to Bella to follow thru with her part! 🙂

        • WestCoastFeed

          Does Bella have any talent above and beyond shedding all over everyone?

          • twifan2

            She can snoop out Juicy’s stash. 😉
            Bet she can find Tre’s forehead too. 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Betcha NO Dog can find her forehead!!!

          • twifan2

            They shouldn’t even try! 😀

        • noarguingwithstupid

          I think we should go and rescue Bella–Road Trip!!!!

          • twifan2

            I have the sprinkle cookies ready to go! 🙂

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Thank Goodness!!! At least Rico has a chance in the great outdoors!!! (not much in NJ climate) but better than where he was!!

  • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

    This was so hilarious! Kudos to the person who made it (or as Ramoaner would say, “kuDOSE”)

    • noarguingwithstupid

      That would be the faulously talented twifan!!!!!

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        Of course that doesn’t surprise me! Hi NAWS! 🙂