Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: ‘I Couldn’t Chair Less’ [Episode 5]

Posted on May 13 2014 - 1:54am by Norrth Cafe

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If it helps give you some perspective, this episode is 1 hour and 1 minute long – or 1 hour longer than it needs to be.  Let’s get crackin’!  Shannon has invited Vicki (who wants you to know that she has had a hard day at work) for a session with Dr. Moon – the Energy Medicine Specialist.  Shannon says that he works on moving the energy from your body,  at $100 a session.  We’re “treated” to clips of past episodes of Vicki screaming as examples of how she relieves stress. Vicki accuses Dr. Moon of sticking his finger up her backside during the session.  I think he’s just trying to find the plug to her love tank and set the negative energy free. Watching Vicki get acupuncture is surprisingly therapeutic – for me that is.  She screamed like a baby with each needle – which almost made me feel sorry for her until she asked for a phone to work on email.

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FancyPants is throwing a party on the site of her new home. She wants the guests to write well wishes for her which will be thrown in a foundation of the new home. Paid #TeamHeather is planning the (Western Themed) party. Heather thinks her need to micromanage has gotten better.  I think Heather is bad introspection. She has actually planned to cry when Terry gives his toast (I think she’s marginally joking). Heather will at least allow Terry to have an onion ring bar – social media has saved Terry!  She must have read fans comments about the last onion ring disaster.

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Vicki, Tamra, and Shannon are getting their nails done.  I can’t remember a time when I’ve seen Tams and Vicki do anything so easy and fun – without alcohol involved. Dr. Moon’s finger placement came up, of course, and Tamra brought up the lunch with Heather – which causes Vicki to become annoyed when she learns that Heather feels she doesn’t get enough talk time. Vicki’s Heather-induced snoring comes up  which hurts Heather that  Vicki snore whenever she speaks. Shannon jumps the bandwagon uses a TH to criticize Heather’s need to stick her nose in the business of others.  As the ugly sweater party is discussed, Tams mentions meeting Lizzie – who she then nicknames Gre-Lexis – because Lizzie has Gretchen’s big pageant hair and Alexis’ big lips. The blondes decide they have to stick together, but plan to have cocktails to give everyone the chance to meet one another.

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If’ you’ve watched even one episode of the OC series, you already know this can’t end well.

Watching Lizzie and her adorable young family play and have fun, and watching Shannon and her sweet family put together their Christmas decorations is heartwarming. Oddly enough, as different as their lives are, both Lizzie and Shannon seem to want more romance from their husbands. Shannon thinks her family has at least 20K worth of decorations. I think Shannon has underestimated how much she spends.  The family has two trees – one for a well-used room and a “formal tree” for a rarely used room.  Either could house a  squirrel colony.  Wait, did you ask about David?  Don’t.  It’s clear that even his children mock him. YIKES.

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Tamra and Ryan are folding towels at the gym. She tells Ryan she can’t keep taking towels home to wash because she can’t keep up with her own laundry. Ain’t no way would the sweat of complete strangers would filter its way through my home machine.  My guess is that CuTFitness’ manager (Ryan) isn’t doing enough problem solving because there is such a thing as towel service. Hopefully Tams’ home machine has a sterilization function – for her sake and that of the patrons.  She decides to take action by having Ryan get an electrician and plumber out for an install. She seems to be upset that Ryan isn’t more “Vicki Jr.” in taking the initiative.  What was a nice friendly scene between mother and son turns semi-hostile as she asks him about his plans for the future and he snaps at her for annoying him with the same question year after year (hence, the sign that you need to have a plan in place in order to have a good answer the next year).  He states that he has no goals other than living.

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Vicki’s Feng Shui scene is painful, and not just because she thought Feng Shui was (and I swear to you, I’m quoting this crap) she “thought it was only for Asian people”.  Oh, yes she really DID say that. Vicki uses the session to moan about her divorce its negative energy.  The husband she described as a “great husband” last week and whose side she could see thinking about how Shannon treats David, has left her “devastated”, “sad”, and “pissed” for seeking spousal support.  She is reminded by the expert is not working with magic, but working with energy.  Vicki buys into it when she hears that her wealth area is being affected, and being Vicki G., she comments that she works way too hard to have that happen.  Vicki’s son Michael thinks it is all crazy, but he’s at least respectful about it.

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The meeting of the HW minds begins as all the wives gather for dinner, with Danielle joining the group. Tamra becomes Captain Obvious by telling us that Vicki will hate Lizzie for her big hair, big lips, and beauty pageant past.  Well, you know, as long as it’s all rational.  The drinking begins before the introductions (recipe for a fun night – for the viewers, at least). Lizzie shows that she’s no plaything when Vicki introduces her as “Izzy”, “Lizzie” “Izzy” and Lizzie tells her to call her Elizabeth if she can’t keep her name straight.  Vicki’s head drops back and she gives and exasperated groan. HELL YEAH! Lizzie Rovsek just became my favorite O.C. housewife!  Shannon looks amused, Tamra looks shocked/afraid.  Vicki mocks Lizzie’s name, the fact she was class valedictorian, and her pageant history. Vicki comments on how she worked her ass and still does off as a response to Lizzie’s question of what Vicki did when she was younger.  Shade her all night long, Lizzie.

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Tonight’s interstitial scene is of the women discussing menopause who wants it, who doesn’t.  It’s such a real moment that I’m actually in awe for a moment.

They finally arrive at the restaurant (Javier’s) and it’s crowded. I can’t believe the managers allowed a camera crew in with such a large crowd. Heather is offended that rather than sit next to her, Vicki asks her to move over for Shannon. Real money, great families, and they’re fighting about chairs and who sits where.  It’s all class all the time.  Heather pulls a power move and tries to reclaim her chair.  I don’t believe this is scripted because if it was, it would not get this stupid: Heather suggests that they have “European style dinner” and everyone switches seats with each course. Danielle offers to let Heather have her seat to allow her to sit Tamra and Heather flips and says it’s over, to move on.

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In a TH, Heather says that Shannon’s reaction to the chair situation is disproportionate and scary to her.  I am DYING it’s so funny and so absurd.  Heather, again, begins dragging out the discussion about being asked to move. Heather addresses Shannon and tells her Shannon scared her when she came out of the restroom so heated that she wants to make sure everything is ok.  DYING! Shannon apologizes for scaring her and in her TH notes she realizes that she’s not a fan of Heather Dubrow. Now that brought me back to life!  When asked about being neighbors, Heather tries to distinguish her fancy address from Shannon’s.  Shannon gets it.  So does the rest of the table.

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Vicki clumsily asks Lizzie about her ethnicity.  Lizzie is Italian and American Indian. Vicki later orders tequila shots.  To be clear, Vicki does order a round of shots and the waiter goofs and forgets to bring one for Lizzie. Oh Bravo producers, what a coinkydink. Lizzie and Tamra go to the bathroom which Vicki takes personally – she thinks they’re talking about her, and they are. Tams is trying to smooth things over. It gets crazier:  Heather tries to make things right with Lizzie. Vicki goes at Tamra for trying to smooth things over and is upset that Tams seems to be taking Lizzie’s side.  Shannon wonders if Vicki pushes to see how far things will go, Heather disagrees.  Shannon brings it up with Vicki who agrees with Tamra that she tests new people.  I can’t believe they’re all sitting at the same table and talking about one another. What a clusterbang!

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Heather is telling the chair story AGAIN when Shannon goes to the bathroom and the women give her the side eye.  They switch places when Shannon is gone. Shannon takes in stride (no scary anger).  Vicki says that she’s going back to the office when the women accuse of going to meet Brooks. Vicki comments that she told Brooks to be in her bed naked when she gets home at midnight (which is, I guess, after she finishes her PowerPoint for her 8am webinar that can only be completed at the office <wink>). The night ends with Tams telling Lizzie that Brooks is not a good guy and Tams and Vicki (who is clueless about what was just said) joke playfully. From the previews, I think this is the last semi-reasonable night the women will share.



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  • nan/4

    Okay. Yes I still do like Heather, but it was like the woman was possessed last night! Fighting over your place at the table? Calm down. honey. All of your “class” is beginning to make you look like an ass. I’m certain (maybe…it COULD happen…..perhaps) :-/ you’ll see that you are acting crazed, and redeem yourself in my eyes once again. I mean…..come on….Tamra and Vicki make anyone look good. I still think Shannon is weird, although she made some good points last night. Was Danielle really there? I must have missed that part of the show. Now, Lizzie. I like her a lot!!! Anyone who stands up to the queen of rude (Icky-Vicky) like she did last night is A-OK in my book. She’s beautiful, smart, and not afraid of any of them. She was the clear winner of the night. Next week my feelings are bound to change. Looks like it’s going to get even bumpier as the girls get to know one another better. Oh what fun!! 😮 One thing that was promising, however, is that sometime in the future, Tamra dramatically departs saying something like “You will NEVER see me again!!!) Promises, promises….. 😉 hehe

    Mornin’ all. Hope you have a good day today. 🙂

    • SAMRA1116

      Heather mothering n giving instructions like hints, is appalling and he’s super bossy. I happy she doesn’t drink. Shannon and her are not on the same level. Give me a break, they live in the same neighborhood, but of course, Heather is in a better area.
      Heather please

      • ZammyB

        I think Heather took on the one upper role this season. She needs a memo! It’s OK to not have the most fabulous everything. The point I agree with her on is her smarts. Its OK to be intelligent and have a vast vocabulary as opposed to yelling WOHOO and always wanting to be wasted. What are your thoughts!

        • nan/4

          I agree, Zammy. She is very smart, and getting on my nerves with her know-it-all- attitude, even if what she’s saying is true! It’s all in the delivery, you know?

          • ZammyB

            YES and that’s all she needs. She reminds me of one of those cross school teachers! Doesn’t she?!

        • SAMRA1116

          Alexis anyone—didn’t she tell her, that what she did.
          It always comes full circle.

          • ZammyB

            That’s what I find so ironic about the HW’s. I was told this saying from an elderly woman I knew: “Never say you’ll never drink from this cup, bc that is where you will drown.”
            That’s what I think is ironic, they always get turned into the person they are harping on!

          • SAMRA1116

            Touché
            Be careful of those u step over on the way up, it’s the same you’ll see on your way down.
            Old people always told it like it was—no sugar coating nothing
            I love it

      • nan/4

        I agree Samra. Like I said, I still do like her, but she needs an attitude adjustment for sure. For the life of me, I cannot get the scene of Shannon on Dr. Moon’s table with a game spinner in her belly button. I mean, really?

        • ZammyB

          Did u think it was funny about the butt hole? I don’t like Tamra much but I did chuckle at her line: Of COURSE he touched her butt hole, he’s Dr. Moon! lol

          • nan/4

            Ewww!!!!! Who would ever in their right mind WANT to touch her…. ANYTHING!!! Then again, we are talking about Dr. Moon here. lol The scene was hysterical!

          • ZammyB

            Did u barf when Brooks said her vagina was the best part! EWWW TMI CROOKS TMI!!! #Shuddering

          • nan/4

            I got dizzy, flushed, and felt a bit faint. The words are imprinted on my brain, but I have a 1:00 appointment today with Dr. Moon to have that scene pulled magnetically from my brain forever.

          • ZammyB

            I love that!! 🙂

          • SAMRA1116

            LOL

          • SAMRA1116

            He’s disgusting to hear and look at. Ugh
            Desperate much

          • ZammyB

            If only one woman had the toad experience, than I’d get it. But pretty much every one of his exes has the SAME story. He was screwing someone else, WAY younger AND he said INSANE things about you, drunk or not, the mouth speaks from the heart! N trying SO hard to be on the show…He needs to eat an orange a la Peter from RHOA!

          • Raine Woman

            When was this? Thank God I missed that. I missed the whole last section after the final commercial break, including who was running from what? Anyone? Thx!

        • SAMRA1116

          I go n see one too for years —um I have needles in my head and forehead, when I leave, leave in for two days n twist. It’s better for me, than prescription drugs. My doctor never, put his finger near my butt, his hand was actually act her tailbone. Vickie likes to make a big deal out of everything. She lives to be COA

          • nan/4

            I think that acupuncture is a very valid practice, and am thinking of having it done myself, but what Dr. Moon does seems a bit “out there” to me. JMO, and I’m glad it works for you, Samra! 🙂

          • SAMRA1116

            Girl the first time–I took a salvia test–Dr. Hu told me everything that was wrong with me— I didn’t write down any of my issues — it was startling, but I still go. You easily get adjusted to the pricks of the pen — I looked like a mummy with pens from head to toe. Now with they put, the plugs n charge those points — it’s strange, but hell with all I’ve been thru—this is nothing.
            I just hate the drive home in all the traffic — I’m relaxed n smiling.
            How much did she paid for visit???? I pay $150-190 with a massage.
            Go try it, it’s not for everyone. IMO

    • ZammyB

      MORNING! Have a wonderful day too! 🙂 N I gotta say that I love

      your last line…yes, she will NEVER leave Bravo EVER!

    • SAMRA1116

      I do too, but her way is just that her way
      I like that she can still stay calmer than the rest
      She really is the voice of reason
      She shouldn’t waste intelligence on them, just sit back and do you

  • SAMRA1116

    Vickie doesn’t deserve respect, try start by being respectful of others
    Tamra what can anyone say –messy to the 10
    Shannon is loose as a goose
    Heather everyone does not need to play musical chairs, your insecurities are showings, not looking good at all —these women are not your children
    Lizzie held her own mostly, but Tamra will turn on you or anyone else
    The musical chairs was stupid
    Tamra’s son looks like a stalker, wasn’t he working with Edwina at his dad’s law firm. He will never have any goals. I hoping they don’t gave cameras installed, he would watch n play. Ugh
    Mother and son are two of a special kind.

  • ZammyB

    I am happy that I was talked into watching this season. I am LOVING Lizzie! She does seem like a cross between Alexis bc of the boobs (but didn’t she say that her boobs are real?!) and yeah the lips are a lil Wretchy BUT she’s smart! She doesn’t back down to the mean girl who is Vicki G! Also, from the previews she isn’t afraid to throw down or to go at the oldies! I’m happy she’s on and that she’s going to rock the boat. Also, what was up with Heather?!
    I mean, I still like her BUT its crazy that she was going at Shannon not at Vicki. This confirms my suspicions that she doesn’t know how to deal with Vicki! Also, this is another one of those cast splits they do. In RHOA talls/smalls, etc. So now its the blondes vs the brunettes!

    • SAMRA1116

      Heather has this way of thinking, her choices are the best.
      Musical chairs—super childish—first of all, I will not be moving around, once seated.
      BS

      • ZammyB

        I totes agree! I also think she has a REAL problem if people aren’t taking her word as law. N that she can’t even deal with Vicki. That’s why she hasn’t crossed her. She crossed Shannon instead.

        • SAMRA1116

          She has to be in control at all times — we all loosen up sometime
          I’m happy she doesn’t drink like a lush —everything is shots, with the grown ass women—college anyone???
          Tamra and Vickie will always be the same — scratching at the newbies

          • ZammyB

            I know it’s getting old! I’m happy the new wives are scratching back!

            I have to admit, I don’t really care for Shannon. The way she talks to her hubby is a lot more demeaning that even the way Heather talks to Terry. 🙂

          • SAMRA1116

            Heather tries to control what Terry says, Terry doesn’t know, what he’s about to say. Shannon is way more condescending than Heather, she a doozy. I would work late very nite. JS

          • ZammyB

            She said they are “editing” her that way. Also, she said they aren’t showing the great parts. I still can’t get over the entire I need to be wasted 2 be with my hubby line…um why is she married to him??

          • nan/4

            For his sparkling personality, of course. Hahahahaha!!!!!

          • SAMRA1116

            The reason I took from that, was no romance, just sex.
            I’m i just want a quickie. I don’t know, but drinking to be with your spouse, something about him is sickening to her. Drink then sex

  • Raine Woman

    Oh these women become more ridiculous with each season. Vicky & Tamra have become caricatures of themselves and it’s not pretty at their age. I like Heather but I’m not sure who is “playing” Heather this year. Shannon is a walking contradiction which translates to fake, in my book. I don’t know about the new ladies…does one even speak?

    • ZammyB

      Shannon is so weird. It’s like they found a younger version of VG, which in my book, I was over the old VG a LONG time ESPECIALLY with the entire Crooks as a BF and choosing him over her family situation!

      • Raine Woman

        Shannon creeps me out a little. She’s all about positive energy (all THs are positive) yet she only seems to give out negative energy (all the scenes she’s in). Esp. with her husband, that is so uncomfortable to watch.

        Vicky and the BF make me ill. With judgment like that I don’t know who would do business with her. She’s a fool!!!

        • ZammyB

          That’s one part I don’t get about successful woman…why is it they are so smart in business BUT they suck when it comes to love? I will never get it (and must admit that was part of my own life for awhile! SMH)

  • SAMRA1116

    Why did Shannon go into the room with Vicki and stayed..
    I don’t like getting half naked for the doctor, I surely don’t want anyone else
    They had my husband wait outside — much to do about nothing
    Vickie craves COAA (center of all attention) needy much

    • nan/4

      ITA, Samra. Vicki is the poster child for the Association of Attention Seekers of America! lol 😉

      • SAMRA1116

        Love it — LOL
        I make up my on slang, you do to.

        • nan/4

          LOL!!! 😀 This has been so much fun. You be well honey!

  • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

    I didn’t think it possible that I could loathe Whoville more than I did last year but she’s managed to make me despise her arrogant ass even more.

    This woman SCREAMS new money–the way she drops names and makes sure you know how much everything costs her and how much further ahead she is of all her costars is nauseating. She’s bossy, condescending, and just plain obnoxious. I feel sorry for her husband–he seems easy going (although he also likes to be as ostentatious as possible). You can always tell new money from old. Whoville Pleather Du-BLOW is a nouveau riche’ piece of dickwad.

    Now on to Dr. Moon. WTF??? I do believe he stuck his finger up the Ickster’s back door and what kind of doctor does that? Speaking of credentials, what are his? Where did he go to medical school? Something tells me that his diploma might have been initiated by answering a PO Box on the back of a book of matches. Something just doesn’t smell right here–and not just his finger that he stuck up Icky’s ass. He seems like a total quack–and Shannon’s elevator doesn’t quite reach the top floor if she doesn’t see it.

    Trampra is an asshole–not too much more to say about her that hasn’t already been said. She’s a nasty, two-faced, piece of crap friend and why anyone wants to have her as one is totally beyond me. That’s it for now.

    • ZammyB

      I gotta say I must admit your nick name is great…and its one I’ve never heard of! LOL! 🙂

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        Well thank you. I’ve had it for years (that’s why I have so many comments–LOL).

    • I agree Heels—I think the divorce from Don and the trumputlous relationship with Brooks & her kids has pushed Vicki into a dark bottomless chasm of a liquor bottle. Poor thang!

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        Hi Doc–I also agree. Vicky’s bloat AND her behavior speak of alcohol abuse.

        • Hi honey! Hope you’re well and had a great Mother’s Day. I totally agree….it’s sad to see Vicki (like Ramona) spiral into this dark ugly place.

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            Back atcha Doc! Hope you had a great Mother’s Day as well. Mine was special–my husband and daughter make me feel wonderful every day but it was so sweet that my daughter actually made me breakfast (with a little help from Dad). Then we spend the day flying kites–and later, my husband made me my favorite dinner, which was eggplant parmigiana (he makes the BEST!).

            Interesting that you bring Ramoner into this convo as well, as she is another one who I think Bravo has turned into an alcoholic. And based on their behavior, it doesn’t even seem that they are “functioning” alcoholics.

            I wonder if they even realize how much dignity these shows rob them of. I doubt they do–they are both narcissistic (but most of them are) and have deluded themselves into believing they are ‘stars.’

            In any case, it was a great recap and it’s awesome seeing you again. I’m so busy these days I don’t have time to change my mind–but I do check in and try to support when I can. xo, Heels.

          • Your special day sounds like it was WONDERFUL! We are truly blessed to have caring families. My hubby and daughters made me feel like a queen. My eldest gave me a very touching card.

            I AGREE with all you said about Ramona and Vicki being NON-functioning alcoholics. Their behavior is sad to watch at times. I can’t even say if the show ruined them or it was destined but it’s time for them to take their issues off of TV and seek some help.

            It’s always a pleasure reading your comments. I love your writing style. You articulate your thoughts so well. THANKS for supporting! ♥

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            You know, Doc–with most of these shows, I think they would be so much better off (for the good of the shows) to recast every 2 years. The women turn into hot messes after that–they become deluded into believing they are stars rather than “personalities” (more like train wrecks!). I am SO tired of Vicky and Tamra, especially. They are just nasty, disgusting women whose 15 minutes were over 16 minutes ago!

            I’ll try to stop by more often. I’ll definitely be here for the party (either weeping or celebratory) on July 8! We all have a date then, right? ♥ back atcha. 😉

          • Harleygirl0685

            Hi Doc! Speaking as a “recovering” alcoholic with 8yrs 10 months 14 days of sobriety I couldn’t agree more! These women need to put down the bottle and step away from the camera! Watching them every week is crucial to my program and is what keeps me sober….LOL! But seriously, these are grown women who act worse than my kids and their friends at their worst! after a night out. Bravo needs to stop enabling their behavior ! Nothing good is ever going to come out of thiese shows for anyone! Not for Bravo, not for the women ! I would love to be a fly on the wall to see and hear these ladies when they are given the episodes to watch! How proud of themselves the must be

  • nan/4

    What I love about this site is that you’re allowed to have completely different reactions to people and situations without the fear of fellow posters jumping down your throat. That’s so refreshing….really!

    Take care everyone.

    • ZammyB

      I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT! I think we can all express our opinions, whether similar or different and we can agree to disagree graciously! 🙂

      • SAMRA1116

        That is so true.

        • Hi Samra!!! Hope you’re having a great day!

          • SAMRA1116

            Yes been posting since early today. LOL

          • Good to hear! 🙂

    • RealitySuxx

      True

      • Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii RS! *waving*

        • RealitySuxx

          **waving back** 🙂

    • Terri Pastorelli

      I agree. I stopped reading another blogger because the comments just got too nasty for my taste. This blog is written better & the posters seem to stay civil.

      • Welcome Terri! 🙂

        Join the fun, kooky but kind-hearted group we have here!

        • Terri Pastorelli

          Thanks Dr. Seuss!

    • nan/4

      I was negligent when I forgot to thank Doc for creating a site where people can say what they feel without fearing a barrage of hurtful comments being directed at them. This is your doing, and I thank-you very much.

      Oh, and thanks for allowing my TMI post to Tigerlilly too! 😉

      Take good care Doc! 🙂

      • Awwwww……thank you, Nan! You possess a warm and beautiful spirit. I’m grateful for people like you that create a loving respectful community, so thank you! ♥

        I need to relay a message to you from a fellow poster who really connected with you. Would it be ok if I send you an email? No need to post your email.

        • nan/4

          Absolutely Doc! Pass it along to her, or email me. Thanks again for everything. You, and the people who post here truly help to brighten my days….

          You’re the best! 😉

          • Yipeeeee!!!!!! This person will be very happy. You’re both two caring individuals. I love bringing GOOD people together.

            Thank you for the kind words, Nan! 🙂

    • Harleygirl0685

      Hi nan! I said the same exact thing ! I never have posted anything on any other site cause people are crazy! The way they bicker over rediculous TV shows and cast members is down right scary! You won’t find any of that BS here,

  • Big Birthday SHOUT OUT to my girl @ZammyB:disqus . You are a beautiful, supportive and kind soul. Enjoy your special day! Xoxo

    • ZammyB

      Thank you so much! 🙂

    • nan/4

      ITA! I hope you have a very Happy Birthday, ZammyB! Have some FUN!!!! 😉

  • WaWaWaWHAT!

    Happy Birthday @ZammyB:disqus XOXO!!!!

    I LOVE how this blog has gifs! YES!!!!

    Tamra is disgusting me….more so than past seasons….instead of worrying about the size of Lizzie’s boobs & comparing her to Gretchen…how about STOP CODDLING your 30 year old son…and toss his lazy, ‘NO GOAL…I’M JUST LIVING’ azz on the street!!! I wouldn’t even give him a ‘job’…this grown child doesn’t take chit seriously!!!!

    • Norrth

      Could you please repost that comment, about once a day? LOL, Tamra really is looking i the wrong direction, in my book.

      • WaWaWaWHAT!

        haha YES! I want to post it on twitter but the damn 140 always gets me LOL

    • Preach! Ryan is loathsome. Coddling an adult child does way more harm than helping. Case in point, Ryan, the LOSER by product of spoiling. Kids like Ryan grow up to be self-entitled jerks, who think the world owes them everything.

    • SAMRA1116

      He’s a slacker and will never do better. He’s lazy n arrognant, he’s also scary looking. He can scare away customer. Tamra alone is super déclassé n tries so hard to show, some class around others. Run spot run

  • Norrth

    @ZammyB:disqus HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I’d tell you not to do anything I wouldn’t, but I want to do it all and MORE! Have a good one.

    • LOLOL! You’re so sweet! 🙂

  • SAMRA1116

    I want to play, everyone around the mulberry bush.

    • nan/4

      LOL! You’re so funny!

  • murlut

    I was rolling when Tamra told the world her lovely son has not even enough ambition to go find his own job. Mommy has to give him one and to top it off, he is doing a crappy job at that. That apple didn’t fall far from the tree. She has to marry to get money and status, he then sponges off her and hubby. Heather needs to get off her high horse. She is acting snobbish and Vicki is just an ass. I really like Lizzie, Vicki better watch out, Lizzie is beautiful and SMART

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