Saturday Funnies: Felonious Spa Day

Posted on May 10 2014 - 9:52am by Trixie Felonabulous

 

Cumz Spends the Day at the Spa!

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Youz be Escorted to the Spa by a very Helpful Staff

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We canz enjoy the Fresh Air.  Get a great Tan. Exercise

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There’s Good Food that we Cookz

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We canz get away from Social Media

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There’z Make-up Classes

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Youses can get your picture taken after

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Yousez Can make some Friends here at the Spa

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Yousez Need More? Watch The Spa Video

 

Yousez can join for one day for ONLY $100

Don’t youzes forget!

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No Receipts

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  • noarguingwithstupid

    Twii!!! You did a great job!!! Come and visit us!!!

  • Heeeeeeeeeeeee—HILARIOUS!!!

    AWESOME Job Twi….miss you. Hopefully work will give you a tiny break to join us today.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Wonderful, twi. I hope you can stop by so we can thank you in person. I love Saturday Funnies!!!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    I think the “making friends” pic is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time!!!

    • I loved the security guard towards the end of the video. I watched that part a few times and LOL each time.

  • noarguingwithstupid

    If Martha hated it, I can’t imagine Treape!!!! I cannot wait!!!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    Do you think Treape and Big Bertha will get engaged? A prison wedding is so special! I hope so.

  • Marsbars09

    Good morning Twi! The spa at the prison story is so funny. Great job girl!

  • Marsbars09

    Happy Mother’s Day to all the mommies in the AATT family. I hope you are treated royally on your special day.
    I want to give a special shout out to Doc, who to me is the mother of AATT. Like a real mother, she keeps this website going and the posters entertained. *Gives Doc a big hug and a kiss on both cheeks*

    • noarguingwithstupid

      I will second that!!!! ((((((hugs)))))) and x0x0x0x to Doc!!!

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        NAWS, I just noticed your posts.
        Happy Mommalicious day tomorrow Girly Girl!
        And True Fun Saturday today, ay!!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Same to you!!!! I will be spending Mother’s Day with my furry child, Penny!!!! We may share a banana for breakfast!!!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Poifect!

          • Marsbars09

            That’s sweet!

          • Tigerlily

            Love the Pennester! No better furbaby than the Pennester!

          • twifan2

            HEY!
            Chats would take you out to the wood shed on that one, NAWS! 😀

          • Tigerlily

            HI HONEY!!!
            I MISSED YOU!
            Chats is the best ‘kitty’ furbaby! My Callie thinks he’s just the cat’s meow! A Cumber-kitty if you will! FOTFLOL! Rawr! Rawr!

          • twifan2

            T-Lily! ❥
            Have you seen Little Favour with Cumberbatch?

          • Tigerlily

            Ooooh no. A must see of course. I was watching Star Trek last night! Fell asleep with Cumber-bunny thoughts! *Swoons* *Thuds*

          • twifan2
          • noarguingwithstupid

            I am so glad to see you Twi!!! We have missed you!

          • twifan2

            Sorry NAWS! 🙁
            I’ve missed being on here during the day, nite.
            Did you get a chance/were you able to watch that short movie?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            No, my ancient computer would not let me–Where in the heck have you been? Have you decided to leave the island?

          • twifan2

            I had to work this month. 🙁
            They cracking their whip this month at work. 😮

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Pennster and Chats rule!!!

          • twifan2

            Cats rule. Dogs drool.
            That’s what Chats says. BUT the dog gets back at Chats! 😀

    • SAMRA1116

      Same to you n all the mothers on here. Special thank to the ladies that run, this blog.

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        Blessings Samra.
        My Angels are still working for YOU Girl.
        Mom’s-alicious to YOU!

        • SAMRA1116

          I need they are n thank u for including me in your thoughts n prayers.
          It’s a beautiful thing, that we can feel each other pain n then snark.

    • Happy Mother’s Day to you Marsie and all the mom’s out there.

      THANK YOU!! So sweet of you! (((Hugs & Kisses)))

  • Marsbars09

    Where is everybody today?! Twits, Twi, Tigerlilly, Vince, Spring Breeze, hardtimz, and the rest of the family? Let’s get this blog poppin’!

    • I think folks are enjoying the beautiful weather and preparing for Mother’s Day.

      • Tigerlily

        Hi Doc! Happy Saturday. Awesome tea lately! Woot-Woot! Great job. Congrats!

        • Woot-Woot!!! Thank you kindly.

          • Tigerlily

            You are most welcome Doc. Sorry for the triplicate e-mail, 🙁 blasted computer has a mind of it’s own. Tells me it didn’t send it then sent them all anyway. So glad they invented these things that help make my life easier. NOT! LOL!

          • LOL—Let me go look.

    • Tigerlily

      Hi Marsie! Happy Saturday!

      • Marsbars09

        There you are! Happy Saturday and Mommie’s Day to you too!

        • Tigerlily

          Thank you Sweetie! Hope you have the most wonderful Mother’s Day too!

          • Marsbars09

            I’m not a mother, but thanks anyway.

          • Tigerlily

            Oops my bad. That’s okay, you’ve helped mother & counsel me when I’ve needed it! Kept me in line, just like a Mom would. LOL!
            & I still think you should still have a most special day too! I am certain you deserve it. 😀

          • Marsbars09

            Thank you honey. You’re so kind. 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Just the facts Ma’am, just the facts! LOL!
            You are very welcome Mars. & it’s true you have me save myself from much aggravation & Happywife from a royal thrashing & from getting her butt torn apart more times than she knows it! LOL!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I haven’t seen Happyknife in a long time. Maybe she is spending time with her little wolf children!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            You’re so funny My NAWS…”Happyknife”!
            Blessed Sat. and Mommylicious Sunday Too!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Same to you my sweets!!! Have a good week-end and Happy Mother’s Day to you!!

          • Marsbars09

            NAWS! How can you say that?! And you made a typo in her name. You typed knife instead of wife.
            And did happy ever mention she had children?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I am just using an educated guess!!!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            I thought Happy may have been claiming Tre’s “munchkins” in addition to her own (if she has some kidlets).

          • Tigerlily

            LMBO @ Happyknife! cause she’s such a CUT UP!
            BOOM!
            Okay, okay that was lame. Even for me that was lame! LOL!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Oh, I get that reference. Yep, Marsie helped me with that too!

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! You’re so crazy Tiger!
            Just keep in mind some people have different mindsets from the rest of us. You must learn to maintain patience, grace and compassion in dealing with them as they don’t know better. 🙂

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Uh, for me, I definitely needed to find a different mindset with Bonita Gee yesterday.
            I’ll send her good wishes…she definitely needs some right about now. Holey Moley!

          • Marsbars09

            Yes. I saw the correspondence and it was utterly inappropriate. People need to think before they post their comments.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            What happened Tre’s? Did someone lose their cool?

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Yeah, Bonita G went a bit “N” word there for a bit. Bryan thought maybe she was a bit loopy on alcohol or sumpin’.
            But we were nice about cleaning up the scene.
            It was on the Kenya article yesterday.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Sorry you had to endure that. Glad the scene was taken care of!! We are so angelic that I am always shocked that some people get so involved in these little stories!! I am not completely innocent at all, though. Sometimes you just have to let it out!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Ahh yes Marsie. One of the many, many life lessons I have yet to master & perfect!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Do you have any pets?

          • Marsbars09

            No.
            Do you have any kids or pets?

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Yesireee! 9 little fur-babies!

            Marsee, Blessings to YOU for all that you’ve offered all of us this lifetime here and NOW!

          • Marsbars09

            Thank you Twits! You’re so kind.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            🙂 ((((HUGS))))

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      MARSSSSEEEEEE!
      I popped in for a leetle bit.
      Love YOU and Enjoy YOUR Special Day Tomorrow, Milady!

  • Tigerlily

    Twi, you are the reason I get up on Saturday mornings!
    FOTFLMAO!
    Miss you bunches!!! Hope to see you soon.
    Brava girlfriend, brava!
    Gee. Looks like Tre’s made a new friend! I’m sure she’ll be making lots of new friends considering she’s such a social butterfly!
    Too much?
    Too far?
    Nah! Eff em’ if they can’t take a joke!

    • Hiiiiii T-Lily!

      I agree, Twi did an outstanding job! Hope you’re enjoying this lovely Saturday.

      • Tigerlily

        Ditto! Same to you Doc! Enjoy your day!

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      Was that “social Butt…erfly”?

      • Tigerlily

        *Tigerlily lobs one over the plate & TTaA hits a grandslam!*

        Bah-dum-tish! LMBO!

        Oops maybe I better not laugh my BUTT off! Eeeep!
        Okay, okay, that was lame! LOL!!

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          Made me laugh!

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      I love dem Minions!

      • Marsbars09

        I can’t wait until their movie comes out next year.

  • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

    Did anybody else see the article on Kpop St–z from a staff writer on the Fraudices?
    It’s a doozie and reported correctly! About time, ay. I wish I knew the name of that Staff Writer. S/he deserves an award for the best reality based article on J&T Giudice Convicted Felons extraordinaire.

    • Tigerlily

      Hi’ya Twit’s! Happy Saturday! Hope you are enjoying your day!

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        Right-eeee-ohhhh!
        Love YA Girl!
        And check out that article on Kpop-St–z. Good Stuff.

        • WestCoastFeed
          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Only West!!! Way too GO! YOU are the Best, truly!
            Thanks to West for makin’ it easy!!!

        • Tigerlily

          Great article Twit’s. Spot on! Outrage is right!
          Awesome quote..

          Yet, through it all, Teresa plays the victim. “My poor family”….what about all of the other people you’ve hurt? Are you heartbroken for them? When you’re overstuffing your closets with designer clothes, driving luxury cars, going on vacations and the people that you’ve shorted are struggling to buy necessities, do you think about that?

          -Why didn’t they just claim Celebrity Immunity?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I love it!!!!! Celebrity Immunity would immediately negate all bad behavior!!! I think we have a few who unknowingly have claimed that!
            Porsha for one, Ramona, Teresa and all of those who have slapped, bumped or punched or thrown drinks on others! Call Andy!!! It’s a great solution! You have done it again, Tiger!!!!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Thanks Naws, but I can not take credit. It is a quote from the article West posted that TTaA suggested we take a look at.
            ITA with it though. Gawd, do Tre & her BS just irk the ish out of me!

  • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

    Twi, As per your exceptional usual…that was a tres Fabulous Saturday Funny!
    Happy Mommies Day Ladies (and for any men who want to celebrate too because they are both daddy and mommy to their youngsters)!

    • Hey TTaA!!! Happy Saturday to youses!

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        Thank YOU My Sweetie!
        Right back atcha on Happy Sat and also Happy Exceptional Mommy day for all of YOUSES, too!

  • WestCoastFeed

    In honor of Mothers’ Day. I am going to start this off.
    My favorite Reality TV Mother is……

    I choose Kathy Wakile.

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      Bless her heart! Kathy Wakile – straight ahead stable, steadfast and caring!
      I know many I wouldn’t choose starting with the initials Vicki, Teresa, NayNay, MamaJoyce, etc.
      I know…but I still like Caroline. Not sure if I’d choose her over Kathy W, though.
      Great Choice, West.

      • WestCoastFeed

        Kathy’s mother would make another good choice.

        • Marsbars09

          I’ll go with Mama Peirri too!

          • Tigerlily

            ITA Mars! Mama Peirri is just an awesome Mom! Good people.

        • Yes. She’s excellent and a perfect model that although she’s from the same generation as Teresa’s father, she did not raise spoiled, heartless, selfish, thieving kids. Kathy and Rosie are explementary role models.

    • Favorites: Caroline Manzo, Kathy Wakile, Jacqueline, Lea Black

      Most Ratchet: Teresa Giudice, Phaedra Parks, Mama Joyce, Mama Dee,

    • Birdie11

      There really aren’t any moms that really strike a chord with me…I have to think about this one. I actually love Lorelei Gilmore from Gilmore Girls…but that’s not reality!! Hmmmm…..

  • Tigerlily

    Wishing all the Mom’s a very Happy Mother’s Day! May your day be filled with rest, relaxation, joy & happiness. Hope you have a blast Ladies! You deserve it & more!
    (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥

    • You too darling!! You’re so very kind and sweet. SO HAPPY you shared yourself with this blog. We’re very LUCKY!!!

      • Tigerlily

        You are such a doll Doc. Thank you. But it is I who am the lucky one to have found all of you!

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          I second that Emotion…and feel exactly the same way…my gain…my luck!

    • Birdie11

      You too T-Lily! Have a fun day tomorrow!

      • Tigerlily

        Thank you Birdie. You are so sweet! Hope you have a most special day too! Enjoy!

        • Birdie11

          It’s May…don’t forget our agreement!

          • Tigerlily

            Yes, yes. I have not forgotten Birdie! I pinky promised & I am true to my word! It shall be done! LOL!

          • twifan2

            Oh Oh!
            Is it something kinky? 🙂

          • Birdie11

            YES! The kinkiest!!

          • Tigerlily

            Boobie check! Time for a boobie check!

          • twifan2

            OH!
            That is kinky! ;D
            I had mine ✔ already! 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Good girl Twi! Birdie is keeping me in line & making sure I TCB.
            Monday is the 24th anniversary of my sister’s passing & Birdie is being a good friend & making sure I keep my promise to have my boobies squished & manhandled by strangers.

          • twifan2

            Do what I did. I got my friends to go with-3 of them.
            Afterwards, we went out & got squished ourselves!
            Margaritas! 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            LOL! Awesome idea Twi. Squished & then Squashed! Whoo-hoo!

          • Birdie11

            Or you could celebrate pancake boobs eating pancakes at IHop!

          • twifan2

            STRAWBERRY JAM PANCAKES!
            I’m THERE! 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Pancake boobies with little whipped cream pasties & maraschino cherry nips!

          • Birdie11

            OMG…talk to the manager and explain the occasion!! They will probably do it!!

          • twifan2

            We still talking about pancakes, right? o.0

          • Tigerlily

            LOLOLOL! Uhhh, I think so…

          • Marsbars09

            OMG Tiger! That photo of the old lady is over the top!

          • twifan2

            Just be careful tho! Those Margaritas really get you seeing pink heffers! 😮

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! You’re too funny, Twi!

          • Marsbars09

            I’m sorry to hear that Tiger. Please be mindful to get routine exams.

          • Birdie11

            I promise to nag just as faithfully!

          • Tigerlily

            & you should because I would do the same! LOL!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      AWWWWWWW!!! That is so sweet! Look at those cute little piggies!!

      • Tigerlily

        I just want to eat them! Nom, nom! All those rolls & pudgies to nibble on! God I miss that!

  • Marsbars09

    I just saw the video and it was hilarious! I especially liked the scene where Tre is getting her hair braided by another inmate. I think Tre would really look like an ape with cornrows.
    I also liked the prison library scene where inmates can read Tre’s cookbooks.
    Great job Twi wherever you are!

    • I love the security guard neck roll. My 2 yr old died with laughter. We were both laughing hysterically.

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        Twi is super amazing fundalicious!

        • Amen to that!

        • twifan2

          Thank you, TTaA! 🙂
          Glad you all enjoy them. 😀

  • Birdie11

    Happy Mother’s Day to all you sweet moms out there! ❤ﭢ❤

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      Me and My FurBabies Thank YOU and send it right on back to your Wings Birdie!

      • Birdie11

        FurBabies count! Extra snuggly day tomorrow Twits!

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          Thanx. They’re especially great in the Winter time. My moving fur coat!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Same to you Birdie!!! Have a restful day!

      • Birdie11

        Fingers crossed! You too NAWS!

    • Marsbars09

      Happy mommie’s day to you too, birdie! Do you have any kids or pets?

      • Birdie11

        4 kids (2 grown), a silly dog and a fish!

        • Marsbars09

          LOL! You’ve got quite a brood.

    • Happy Mother’s day my Piiirty Birdie! ♥ Enjoy it with your babies.

      • Birdie11

        Happy Mother’s Day Suessie! Thank you for all you do to keep us together and laughing! Enjoy teen and midsized Suessie tomorrow!! ✿

        • Awwwww, thank you honey!!! and you do the same!

  • twifan2

    Ok people!
    DON’T start freaking me out now! :O
    You all had me thinking TODAY was Mother’s Day! :/

    • She’s baaaaaaaaack!!!! You poor thang, they working to the bone!

      • twifan2

        Chats would throw back my bones right now! 😀
        The nerve of employers thinking that I should actually work for my paycheck?!
        Where do these inane ideas come from?! o.0
        🙂

        • Tigerlily

          How dare they Twi! Don’t they know who you are!?!? For shame on them! For shame!
          I say we start a petition on Change-org to let them know what the dealio is! Making my Twi work, what’s the matter with these people! Heck, they should have to pay you for gracing them with your presence.

          • twifan2

            IKR!
            I want that petition to state that I shall work ONLY 2 hrs a day. Snack 5hrs. Post all day! 🙂
            Down with the fascists.
            *views expressed on this post are not necessarily the viewpoint of the poster, but CLOSE* 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I will make a poster for you to take to work!!!

          • twifan2

            Thank you, NAWS!
            I shall wave it proudly. 😉

          • noarguingwithstupid

            We should call your boss and tell them how very important you are to us!!! Your boss obviously just does not get it!!

          • twifan2

            My boss knows about how important I am…
            *DANG! I couldn’t post that with a straight face!* 😀

          • Tigerlily

            FOTFLOL! Damn gurrlll I missed you!

          • twifan2

            I have a LOT of snark pend up! 🙂
            Snark-o-rama time! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Well, it’s about time!!! We missed you!!!!

          • twifan2

            AND guess who missed you, NAWS! 😉

            http://i.imgur.com/Sxg60fe.gif

          • WestCoastFeed

            Sigh, Why did I just move to my right?

          • Tigerlily

            Did you see this one West? It’s fabulous!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Thank you!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Sure. Always ready to help out a fellow Cumberbunny! LOL!
            Ooooohhhhhhhh that wink! I think I just died & went to heaven!

          • twifan2

            Ooooohhhh la la la! 😀

            http://i.imgur.com/ZsnwRvT.gif

          • Tigerlily

            I’m melting! MELTING!
            *Le sigh! *Le swoon! *Le THUD!

          • twifan2

            Cumberbatch on his way! 🙂

            http://i.imgur.com/myx1tM8.gif

          • Tigerlily

            OMG! My panties just fell off!

          • twifan2

            Cumberbatch strikes again! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            OMG He is just wonderful!!! What a guy!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            He’s talking to me!!! I promise too, Cumberbunny!!

          • Marsbars09

            NAWS, you are such a fool for Cumberbatch! LOL! But that’s alright, he’s your dream man, so I understand. LOL!

          • twifan2

            Got you covered WCF! 🙂
            http://i.imgur.com/1VNNtWa.gif

          • WestCoastFeed

            and now to my left

          • WestCoastFeed

            I keep swaying from side to side.

          • twifan2

            He’s all over you, WCF! ;D

            http://i.imgur.com/O5B8Rf7.gif

          • twifan2

            NOW you’re REALLY covered, WCF! 🙂

            http://i.imgur.com/JGrFWxh.gif

          • WestCoastFeed

            Now I can move about the room freely. Thanks. again.

          • twifan2

            Enjoy! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            3 in 1 It’s a masterpiece!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            A trifecta!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            The bestest Mother’s Day Greeting!!

          • twifan2

            NAWS!
            Have you heard Cumberbatch reading ‘An Inscrutable Masquerade’?
            AND MORE! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Oh Twi!!!! OH Cumber!!

          • Birdie11

            We have MISSED you!! 😀

        • I agree, the nerve!!!!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Having Teresa articles are the best Mother’s Day Gift Ever, Doc!!

          • I agree, Naws. Especially when we can laugh at the crook’s expense! LOL!

        • Marsbars09

          No offense, Twi, but for some reason I didn’t think you worked. Did your job need you for a special assignment?

          • twifan2

            I know I have way too much fun at work that I forget at times where I’m at.
            The people I work with are awesome! 🙂
            BUT this month is their BUSY time of the year also, so I have to ‘concentrate’ this week. BUT hope to come in more than last week. I ‘ll have to see.

  • omg funny….awesome blog…ur funnies keep getting better n better

  • People
    were created to be loved, things were created to be used, the reason
    the world is in chaos, is because, things are being loved and people are
    being used ! Value LIFE not material objects !

    • WestCoastFeed

      Maybe Teresa will learn that in prison.

      • twifan2

        A trade maybe is what she can learn? ;D

        • WestCoastFeed

          Yep, that’s about right.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Like Rosie the Riveter!!!

          • twifan2

            NOT this Rosie? o.0

          • noarguingwithstupid

            no, just an example!!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Yes, that’s perfect and I love her safety boobs!!

          • twifan2

            Or she can train more chimps to make her ‘wine’?! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Those Eyetalian Chimps are the best!!! We’ve missed you Twi!!! We have really really missed you!!!!!

          • twifan2

            Thank you NAWS!
            I’ve missed being on here. :'(
            Miss my Snarkers In Crime! ;D

          • WestCoastFeed

            Thank you, twi. The chimps are wonderful!!!

          • twifan2

            They are chimply entertaining! 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Yippee! The chimps are back. The chimps are back!

          • Marsbars09

            Twi, you are too much! LOL!

          • twifan2

            🙂

  • twifan2

    Is anyone here invited to the ‘event of the year’?
    Do you think we should send one gift from all of us? Or each one send their own gift?

    • WestCoastFeed

      I plan on sending a soap sculpture, myself. I think a bar of Lava could be turned into a lovely Chanel bag replica.

      • twifan2

        Do you think a gift certificate at Jersey Meatball Co. would be appropriate? :/

        • WestCoastFeed

          Yes, with a little note attached telling her that she will have to BYOB.

          • twifan2

            *grabs another Wally World shopping bag to make a note for the BYOB message*
            Good idea WCF!
            Thank you! 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Don’t you mean BYOF West? LOL!

    • Tigerlily

      Hmm a bejeweled designer butt plug, maybe?
      Or how about a furry one?

      • twifan2

        My guess a furry one would be easier to clean.
        IDK-that’s a toughie. :/

        • Tigerlily

          Guess we can always buy both & let Tre & Juicy decide amongst themselves.

        • noarguingwithstupid

          It might get lost in all of Treape’s fur, though!

      • Marsbars09

        Ewwww…gross Tiger!

        • Tigerlily

          Sorry Marsie! LOL! NYC & all ya know! At least I didn’t offer her a cooch plug! *Shrugs* v( ‘.’ )v

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Twi! I’m so glad you can join us!
      I really enjoyed today’s rendition of Tre’s Saturday funnies.
      If you are a mother to a child or pet, I wish you a Happy Mother’s Day. Thank you for the wonderful contributions you give to AATT. I’m so glad you’re part of the “family”. (((HUGS)))

      • twifan2

        (((HUG))) backs to you Mars! 🙂
        So glad they bring a laugh to you! 🙂

    • Tigerlily

      Idk Twi. Tre looks like she’s just itchin’ to start her honeymoon! Heh-heh!

      • twifan2

        :/
        Really? Looks like she’s grinding her teeth there, T-Lily?!

        • Tigerlily

          Oh I thought that was her “Lust in Love” look! My bad!

          • twifan2

            Her ‘looks’ are easily confused-even to her! ;D

          • Tigerlily
          • twifan2

            The look of luuv luv is in their eyes….
            LOL

            http://i.imgur.com/wdiu0EV.gif

          • Tigerlily

            FOTFLMAO!
            Like 2 chimps watching paint dry!

          • WestCoastFeed

            They’re watching PBS. Probably Downton Abbey and Tre is wondering where the sequins are.

          • Tigerlily

            LOL! WCF! TOO FUNNY! Sequins! FOTFLOL!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            She’s looking for the pasta, too!!

          • Tigerlily

            Well we already know she’s got the sausage! Heh-Heh!
            Tuck & tape baby! Tuck & tape!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I love her blinking, lying eyes!! Good Job Tre!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            There are those blinking, lying eyes!!!

    • AHAHAHAHA!!!! Put me down for $5.00 on the gift.

  • Tigerlily

    Sorry guys. OT. Had to share (& brag a little bit). Just got the most beautiful bouquet of flowers for Mother’s day from my baby boy! Love him! He is the best-est!
    MWAH! MWAH! MWAH!

    • Birdie11

      ✿✿LOVE THIS! Baby boys love their mommies so much!! You are blessed! ✿✿

      • Tigerlily

        & love, love love my baby boy!
        (Baby boy! LOL!!! Even though he towers over me. He’s 6′ 5′ tall. & is over 25. He’s still is & always will be my baby boy!!!!)

        • Birdie11

          I have 2 tall ones too! They are my babies forever!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Oh Birdie, I look at him & I still see that sweet, messy little bundle they laid in my arms & then my heart melted & soared! & I fell so deeply in love, more than I ever could have imagined! That’s my heart, right there!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            You’re gonna make me cry!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Aww. I’m sorry! *Sniffle* *Sniffle* Don’t cry, cause then I’m gonna cry!
            WAAAHHHHHHH!

          • Birdie11

            I completely understand…you just made me teary. Mom and son relationships are very special. ♥

          • Tigerlily

            It absolutely blows my mind Birdie! Never knew I could love someone soooo much! We are blessed for sure!

          • Marsbars09

            Tiger, your son is lucky to be born to such a loving, caring mother.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            And they are blessed to have you, Birdie!!!

          • Birdie11

            Thanks NAWS! I have two girls also…but there’s something crazy about moms and their boys. (:

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Yep, I know what you are saying. It’s hard to explain, but it is different than girls!!!

    • WestCoastFeed

      How lovely. And what a thoughtful son!!

      • Tigerlily

        Thanks WCF!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      You are a great Mom!!

      • Tigerlily

        Aww thank you Naws! You are a great person & an awesome friend!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          My baby boy (42) send his dear old Mom money!!!! He knows his Mom well!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Smart man! You taught him well Naws!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I tried!!! He is a sweetie! He has a 16 year old daughter and has adopted his wife’s 3 boys. His heart is mush!!

          • Tigerlily

            Awww. mushy is good! Bless them Naws! A good man for sure. Just look at what a good Mom he had to raise him so well!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Thank you Tig–It sounds like you have an amazing son also!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            And then there is my eldest–a militant women’s right activist!! I took her to a lot of ERA rallies when she was little!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Got every spectrum covered! LOL! Isn’t it amazing how siblings can be so alike in some ways but absolutely night & day in others!
            Mind boggling!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Mine are like night and day!!! But they both turned out well!!! I take full responsibility for that!!!!!!

          • Birdie11

            Isn’t that what tomorrow’s all about? 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Yeppers!!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Good for you Naws & you should take credit. It is the HARDEST job on the planet & there is no manual!
            People would occasionally pass judgment on me for having just the one. They’d say things like don’t you want another? Or doesn’t he deserve a friend? & my response always was..
            Why mess with perfection? LOLOLOL!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Amen!!!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I was an only child also. I bet your son was a very sharing child. Usually only children make very good friends!!!

          • Tigerlily

            He’s my only child but he has 3 older half sisters so he really wasn’t alone. & yes generous to a fault. Used to constantly give away his toys! LOL!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Yep, so did I !!!! I just loved all my friends and cousins!

          • Tigerlily

            I loved the fact that he was so generous & wanted to share but at the same time it drove me nuts! Like who has all this $$$ to be handing out toys to every kid on the block! Goodness gracious!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            My parents never understood it either!!! But they never stopped me. (I never gave away my Ginny Dolls, though!!!!)

          • Tigerlily

            Oh no! Too generous! LOL! I tried not to stop him just did my best to explain lending versus giving!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Good for her, NAWS. We need more of those.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            She’s a 50 year old firecracker!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            AWWW Shucks!!!! Thank you!!

          • Birdie11

            A real man.

          • Tigerlily

            Ditto. What Birdie said!

          • Birdie11

            Excellent!!! Cha-CHING!!!

          • Marsbars09

            Nice son indeed!

    • Marsbars09

      Oh Tiger! How lucky you are to have such a thoughtful son! The colors of the flowers are gorgeous!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      They are magnificent!!! I love the color!!! Happy Mother’s Day, my dear!!!

  • Birdie11


    My favorite!!!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Adorable Birdie!!! I hope she doesn’t sing to him again!!!

      • Birdie11

        They’re happy tears!! So beautiful.

    • WestCoastFeed

      How sweet

    • Tigerlily

      OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH! He breaks my heart! Poor little man! Stop Mommy! Stop!

      • Birdie11

        You need to watch the whole thing…the baby is just moved…not sad. It’s truly wonderful.

        • Tigerlily

          Oh poor little boo-boo bear looks so upset! He makes me weepy!

          • Birdie11

            She smiles and shudders thru tears…so neat to see her mother’s voice and a song touch her soul.

          • Tigerlily

            Very pretty voice & what a sweet sweet baby. My son used to love to have me sing to him. At least I think he did! Ha-ha!
            It’s amazing how in tune these little ones are to emotions & intent. Like they say babies & animals are usually the best judge of character!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            My kids liked Itsy Bitsy Spider!!!!! We were a weird bunch!!!

          • Tigerlily

            My son’s favorite was the SPIDERMAN theme song! Could stop any crying jag just by singing, Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can…

          • noarguingwithstupid

            That is hilarious!!! Kids are so darn cute!!

          • Tigerlily

            I can probably still get him to smile & crack up just by singing it!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            No doubt!!!! I think I told you that my son thought Flintstones were real and he was crushed when he found out it was a cartoon ?????? I never got that!!

          • Tigerlily

            Yes. We were talking about that. My guy was P.O’d that the Ninja Turtles weren’t real & that they didn’t live in the NYC sewer system!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            What goes on in their little heads??? And yours thought the Ninja turtles just trolled the sewer!!! I love it!!! Did he ever want to go to NYC and see them?

          • Tigerlily

            Yes he did want to look for them in the sewers. In every pizza parlor too!
            It’s amazing how their little minds work. I think I told you about the time I hyperventilated because they put Tinkerbell in a jar & there were no air holes & I thought she couldn’t breathe!!! I nearly had a stroke! My poor, poor Mother!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I can’t stop humming it now!!!!! It’s in my head!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Oh crap, me too. I just realized I’ve been humming it in my head all day!

          • Marsbars09

            I didn’t know you had kids NAWS?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Yep one girl and one boy!!! Only they are not kids anymore My daughter is 50 and my son is 45!!! They live far away from me!!! One in Wisconsin and the other in Tallahassee.

          • Marsbars09

            Do you all keep in touch with each other often?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Yes..We email and call all the time. My daughter works for the Governor of Wisconsin, so I don’t get to see her very often. But, she calls!!

          • Birdie11

            I’ve seen the mother interviewed…apparently it’s just that song…I’m sure combined with mommy’s voice. I think it’s just so pure and beautiful.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Especially dogs!!! Although I have seen cats be right on the money!!

    • Awwwwwww…..her voice is making the poor child cry. he’s so sweet!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    All this Mother’s Day Love and then there’s Treape letting her kids walk through the frozen food section of the grocery store and thinking it is cute!!!!

    • Tigerlily

      FOTFLMAO!
      BOOM!

    • Birdie11

      Mood buster…but apes are mothers too!!

      • Tigerlily

        Mutherphuckers Birdie?
        Oops, I went there!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Apes are really good Mommies!!! Much better than some humans!!

    • twifan2

      Have a Happy Mother’s Day Everyone! 🙂
      Joicie style ;D

      http://www.rubberchickencards.com/cards/Jersey_MotherDay_09sr.swf

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Thank you Twi!!! And Chats says Happy Mother’s Day to you and he says, please feed me!!!

        • twifan2

          WHAT THE HEY???
          AGAIN?! :/

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Yes!!!! Chats is celebrating the Eve of Mother’s Day and wants a little snackie poo!!!

          • twifan2

            *%$#@^!
            DIET time! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Chats says, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!”

          • Tigerlily

            Meo…. NO!

          • twifan2

            I SAY YES! 🙂
            *limps into kitchen with Chats ATTACHED to leg*

          • Tigerlily

            LOL! I believe the kitty has OTHER plans!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Bite her Chats!!!! Bite her!!!!

          • twifan2

            He doesn’t need to bite me, NAWS.
            He has those claws deep into my leg! >(

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Chats, bite and scratch!!!! Bite and scratch until she feeds you!!! You are just a little boy!!!

          • twifan2

            The ONLY thing little about Chats is ….
            *have to think on that one*
            I’ll get backs to you when I think of something. ;D

          • noarguingwithstupid

            He can’t help it. He has the disease Abe Lincoln had! He just grows and grows, through no fault of his own!!!!!

          • twifan2

            Yes he can control his eating habit. He’s just too lazy to try! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Chats not lazy!!! He goes dragging with his red harness every day and is a good watch cat!!

          • twifan2

            He doesn’t drag now. He knows there’s food over at the park.
            Yeah right! He watches as people go by, when he’s not asleep. :/

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Does he walk to park???

          • twifan2

            I have to carry him across the street. He’s too slow.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Does he wear his cute red harness? I love him in that harness!!!

          • twifan2

            Nope, he out grew that red one. He’s got another one now.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            What is the colour de jour?

          • twifan2

            Red.
            They had a black, pink & a light blue one at the store.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Was it a harness for ponies??

          • twifan2

            No, more like for Bulldogs. 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            No pointy things, though?

          • twifan2

            No, just a harness.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Take a picture of him with the day’s newspaper, so I know my “charge” is in good health. Court ordered!!

          • twifan2

            You can take his when he gets there. The Pennster, you & Chats will look walking about! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            No, he is not, I repeat NOT to come here. There are laws!!

          • twifan2

            But you forget-Chats don’t care about no laws.
            He is the law. ;D

          • noarguingwithstupid

            No animal weighing in excess of 10 lbs. is allowed in my apartment. Now, if you want us to move into a nice, large home (on the water) I think that can be arranged if you are paying for it!!

          • twifan2

            Ask your ‘charge’ about that. He’s the one with the $$$. 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Chats hasmoney???? Well, now, that is a cat of a different color!!

          • twifan2

            Yep. He has LOTS!
            $2.99 last time I checked his carry-on.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            2.9 million???? Sure, bring him here!!!

          • twifan2

            OH HEY NO!
            two dollars & ninety-nine cents-total.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Forget everything I said. Chats loves the East Coast and that’s where he needs to be. The end.

          • twifan2

            :/

          • noarguingwithstupid

            PFEWWWW!! That was a close one!!

          • twifan2

            LOL
            You don’t know HOW CLOSE! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Drag him here if he has that much money!!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I forgot to tell you–Chats gave me power of attorney, so be warned!!

          • twifan2

            HIS ‘power of attorney’? My gran will have something to say to him tomorrow! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Sorry, your Gran snooze, she lose!!! I am his POA now!!!

          • twifan2

            I shall send him you Moday then! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Hold on now!!! Let’s not be hasty!!!! Chats loves where he is. Um, he does not like the heat!! This is no place for cats, or humans for that matter!!!

          • twifan2

            You have air-conditioning.
            He’ll be fine there. 🙂
            Make sure he has plenty of food in his bowl. 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            The court has ordered he stay with you (always).

          • twifan2

            :p
            LOL Chats wants to go there with you & The Pennster tho. 🙁

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Too fucking bad!!!!

          • twifan2

            You bif meanie.
            You just crushed Chats big fat heart! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Feed him and he’ll get over it!!

          • twifan2

            You think Bella will remember Tre while she’s ‘away’?
            Or will somebody take her to see Tre?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            They need to give Bella to another family–One where there is no one in prison!!

          • twifan2

            I hear that! :/

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Poor little Bella!!! The product of a REALLY broken home!! Parents both in prison. I worry for Bella!!

          • twifan2

            I feel bad for her also.
            Tre knew that it was going to be bad, but she had to get a dog for the girls?!
            So wrong!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            She did it to try and make herself look good in the eyes of her viewers!!!!

          • twifan2

            smh! :/

          • Tigerlily

            Are you sure that dog osn’t thinking to herself, “Well I be damned, they put human’s in cages when they misbehave too?” Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
            How do you like it? Sucks huh?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            He needs a kitty stroller!!

          • twifan2

            DANG! He’s lay enough now. :/

          • Tigerlily

            OMG! Twi, I am in LOVE with him!

          • Tigerlily

            More pics of Chats! & the Pennester. Makes ya feel good! It’s Chats’ cat therapy!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            What a precious picture!!! Such a sweet kitty!!

          • Tigerlily

            Oh dear! Naws! You bad girl. Inciting the kitty to bite the hand that feeds him!
            FOTFLOL! The only thing left of Twi, will be little pieces of fluff.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Tiger!!!!! Have you been witnessing this????? If so, we may have to put a hit out on you, even though we both love you to death!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Sgt. Schultz & I see nothing & know NOTHING! Nothing I tell you!
            (◐.̃◐) (◑.◑)

          • noarguingwithstupid

            In that case, you are safe!!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Who’s safe? What’s safe? HUH?
            Doo-doo-doo-doo!

          • twifan2

            Yeah!
            Chats knows ‘people’. 😉

          • Tigerlily

            Ruh-ROH!

          • Tigerlily

            Well the bowl is empty human. Do your job! Snap to it!
            I mean it’s not like we humans have anything better to do then wait on our kitty’s hand & foot. Or should that be paw & paw?

          • twifan2

            Now you all know why I have to work so hard!
            That cat is eating me out of house & home! :/

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I guess you will have to become a woman of the street! Chats doesn’t care–he wants food!!!!

          • twifan2

            Well he ain’t getting any of MY food tonite!
            Thai & it burns his mouth! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            He wants Tuna!!!! Lots and lots of Tuna!!!! (With some mackrel thrown in for good measure!!!!)

          • twifan2

            Tuff noogies . He’ll have to make due with Purina tonite. 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            He doesn’t want any shitty Purina. He wants FRESH!!!

          • twifan2

            I’ll put it in the fridge & it’ll be cool & fresh. 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            He will know what you did!!! Chats and I communicate on a regular basis and he knows all your tricks!!

          • twifan2

            Then you can tell him, if he don’t like it he doesn’t eat tonite. 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            On the Eve of Mother’s Day you would do that to your child?????? I better call Child Protection on Monday!!

          • twifan2

            🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Chats could go for some sushi!

          • twifan2

            IF he’s got his own money, he can get his own fushi sushi! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            lolrofpimp!!!!!!

          • twifan2

            😀

      • Tigerlily

        The person who destroyed their skinny jeans for you! LOLOLOL!

        • twifan2

          Those 2 are SO Tre & Juicy! 😀
          LOL

          • Tigerlily

            They are! It’s like they couldn’t be anymore of a cartoon version of the real thing if they tried.
            Huh? Ummm, does that make sense? I think so.

  • Tigerlily

    Aww look everybody, Tre is planting flowers in her ill-gotten, stolen & illegal garden! Black tulips, how apropos. Sprucing it up for the new owners maybe?
    https://twitter.com/Teresa_Giudice/status/465262698406477824/photo/1

    Hey Tre. what’s better than 4 roses on a piano?
    2 lips on an organ!

    • twifan2

      LOL T-Lily! 😀
      What an idiot!
      You have to plant tulip bulbs the year BEFORE!
      Those plants won’t last long like that! :/

      • Tigerlily

        Tre E. Coyote. Super genius!

        • twifan2

          You know she doesn’t know how to take care of those bulbs. :/

          • Tigerlily

            Well maybe Audriana stepped up read the directions & told her Mom what to do. I guess no one bother to check when is the appropriate time in the appropriate season to plant tulips. Guess Tre always knows better than everyone else, seeing as how she went to College. What was the name of the esteemed & prestigious University she attended?

          • twifan2

            I think it something like “Harvard On the Bayou”
            😀

          • Tigerlily
          • twifan2

            Does SHE even know what she’s saying?! :/

          • Tigerlily

            No, Obviously not! But she sure as hell is trying to sell it as if she does!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Does anyone here speak TreApese??? I feel sure she is saying something hysterical!!

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        Another PR stunt

        • noarguingwithstupid

          It’s just sickening!!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Hey TreApe!!!! You are fooling no one!!! Did you bury Joe out there too?

      • Tigerlily

        Color coded Naws, so they can remember which stash is the cash & which are the bodies!

    • twifan2

      Tre has got to get used to ‘gardening’! 🙂

      • Tigerlily

        LOL! Think Juicy will start Man-scaping now that he’s gonna be joining all the big boys?

        • twifan2

          OMG! I hope so! 😀

    • WestCoastFeed

      All new gardening tools, too. And dummies who have never planted as much as a seed.

      • Tigerlily

        Ikr WCF. It’s ridiculously obvious!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Where are the other two wolverines???

      • twifan2

        At the groomers?

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Probably!! I guess Gia is too old to do the flower thing with her Mom!!

          • twifan2

            *rolling my eyes over here*
            She’s probably still bed since she was up at 3am twitting. :/
            smh

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Right!!!! I forgot!! She’s a regular debutante. How old is she? 13 She needs to be up and cooking for her Mother!

          • twifan2

            LOL
            Good one NAWS! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I think Gia is going to be a real problem for Treape and Juicy!!

          • twifan2

            Serves them right! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            And Milania is following in her sister’s footsteps!!

          • twifan2

            2 for 2! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I wonder where she was at 3:00 a.m. Too bad tweets don’t have GPS, but her parents could put one on her phone. Maybe they don’t want to know!

          • twifan2

            Most phones have GPS now.
            & you’re right, her parents don’t want to know. :/

      • Tigerlily

        Out patrolling the grounds? Marking their territory? After all they are the most vicious of the 4 to begin with!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    I have to leave you guys now. It is past my bedtime. Take Care and enjoy tomorrow!! Happy Mother’s Day to all of you!!!

    • Tigerlily

      Thank you Sweetie! Have a great night & have a wonderful day tomorrow! Enjoy! Love to the Pennester!

    • twifan2

      Nitey niite NAWS!
      Sleep tight! 🙂

    • twifan2

      Pet The Pennster for me & Chats! 🙂

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Your honor, I submit to the court that Mrs. Giudice had her husband by the balls. I introduce into evidence exhibit 1 which proves our case. Look at the location of her right hand. Mrs Giudice forced my client to sign the mortgage applications.

    • WestCoastFeed

      And witness the look of defeated resignation on his face, poor fella. She has him by the short hairs.

      • Tigerlily

        WCF are you sure that’s defeated resignation? Looks like a serious buzz happenin’ there! LOL!

        • WestCoastFeed

          Look closely, under the buzz, you can spot the resignation.

          • Tigerlily

            Yep. You’re right. I see it.

          • twifan2

            :/
            I don’t see it.
            Can’t get pass those ‘Doh’ eyes of his! 😀

    • Tigerlily

      Hey Vince do you think Tre’s ‘copper’ color comes from drinking all that excess Fartlini shes got? She kind of matches the diseased, pissy lookin’ yellowish color of the liquid in that Fartilini bottle!

      • WestCoastFeed

        Hmm, she is looking more jaundiced here. Is the orange fading? You may have it. It”s the peach Fartelini.

        • Vince Foster, Jr.

          I agree. Maybe her name is pronounced Jaundice

          • noarguingwithstupid

            She may need one of those lights they put on premies who are jaundiced!!!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      What is it with Treape’s hands? They are always touching something!! Damn Man Hands!!

      • twifan2

        Aaah yes, BUT Big Bertha will just luv luv luv those big hands of hers! ;D

        • noarguingwithstupid

          They will come in “handy” (yuck,, yuck!!!)

          • twifan2

            LOL
            *palm faced* 😀

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Could this Gia’s Mother’s Day tweet to her mom?
    https://twitter.com/truegia/status/465028341104668672

    • Vince Foster, Jr.

      BTW, look at what time she tweeted it. No parental guidance .

      • Raine Woman

        Vince, I don’t know how you do it, but I’m glad you do!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Not exactly the kind of tweet you want to get from your eldest on Mother’s Day!

    • twifan2

      Teenie anx? Bratty behavior? OR BOTH!? :/

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Both, but mostly bratty behavior!!! She is so lucky I am not her MOM!!!

        • twifan2

          How’s youses all today, NAWS? 🙂
          Did you see the short yet? Were you able to?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            No–This computer is very old and I live from day to day hoping it will turn on!!!! I am so afraid it will start making fan noises and crash!! I need it for communication for peeps like you!!!

          • twifan2

            WoW! Not even on You Tube? 🙁

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Was it You Tube? I will look then. BRB

          • twifan2

            LOL
            Yep, go look. 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            It was sad and Cumber was all beat up!!! I like Sherlock Cumber!!!

          • twifan2

            I thought the plot was actually quite good!
            She certainly was a ‘daddy’s little girl’! 😮

          • twifan2

            He’s STILL good looking-bloodied or not. 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            The father plays Charles in all the James Bond Flicks!!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        She must think very little of her Mom to put a tweet out like that!!! I bet she loved her Mom when she flew her to LA for the Nick thing!!! She is really an ungrateful brat by the tone of her tweets!!

        • twifan2

          Gia’s getting to me more & more like her mom!
          ME! ME! ME!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Kids learn what they live!!!!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      How could a daughter put out a tweet like that on Mother’s Day? Has she no shame? She knows people will read this. Very, very sad!!

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Happy Mother’s Day

  • Raine Woman

    Twi, another work of art! Thanks for the laughs!

    • twifan2

      Glad it gave you a chuckle, Raine! 🙂

      • Raine Woman

        I’m just sorry I missed all the fun yesterday. I so look forward to what you’re going to come up with next, it was the first thing I checked this morning.

        Happy Mother’s Day, twi. Hope you’re enjoying your day! And to everyone else, as well!!! 🙂

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Happy Mother’s Day to you, Raine!!! Have a good one!!

  • twifan2

    HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY
    LADIES & SOME GENTLEMEN! 🙂

    http://www.rubberchickencards.com/cards/Rube_MothersDay_2_08k.swf

    • WestCoastFeed

      Thank you, Twi. Happy Mother’s Day, everyone.

      • twifan2

        Happy Mother’s Day WCF! 🙂

        • noarguingwithstupid

          That’s a new one and I love, love, love it!!!

          • twifan2

            Needed to ‘spruce up’ Mother’s day. ;D

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Nice Job!!! Love the frock!!

          • twifan2

            Well, going to have to get used to the beige outfits SOON! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Hope so!!!! She will blend into the beige and be invisible except for her gray hair when she can’t dye it!!

          • twifan2

            Big Bertha will keep her ‘safe’. 😉

          • twifan2

            Id rather see her in orange! 😀

          • WestCoastFeed

            Super!! Thank you.

  • Maria

    Teresa will be getting only probation her lawyer said, Joe will be doing the jail time which is so unfair because Teresa belongs in jail to, but because she is a first time offender she will most likely get only probation and will have to pay a few fines. She will be able to keep her house even though she used the stolen money to build it because it has no equity in it so the bank will see no point in trying to take it as long as she pays the mortgage on it which she will with her hidden money they have stashed away so the feds can’t get to it.

    • WestCoastFeed

      I think you are probably misquoting Juicy’s lawyer who said they were hoping that she would not face jail time.

      Teresa’s lawyer said that they were going to ask for probation.

      • noarguingwithstupid

        And people in Hell want iced water!!!

    • twifan2

      That is a misquote. Her lawyers are ‘hoping’ for probation only.
      I say 25 yrs in prison! 🙂

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Minimum!!!

        • twifan2

          That goes without saying! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Wonder where Happyknife is? Maybe she is with Treape today, since they are such good friends and all!!

          • twifan2

            I seriously doubt that!
            Maybe she’s helping out at the restaurant? 😉

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Mother’s Day Specials, of course!!! I forgot she is a restrateur now!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Even on Mother’s Day I have no sympathy for her. She and her husband deserve to be locked up.

  • twifan2

    Anyone think that Tre will be in the ‘restaurant’ helping out? :/

    • noarguingwithstupid

      No!!!! She is a “silent” owner–does not want to get her hands dirty!!

      • twifan2

        But yet she has her own ‘sick’ father working in there in the kitchen? :/

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Really???? What a gal!!

          • twifan2

            She’s gotta keep that $$$ coming in! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            They make me sick!!!

          • twifan2

            I’d stay away from the sausage myself. ;D

          • noarguingwithstupid

            God, Yes!!! That 1/2 ton has gone bad by now!!! Freezer burn!!

          • twifan2

            It was not good even at the start in their garage! 😮

          • noarguingwithstupid

            They will need a whole dumpster for 1/2 ton!!! Oh, the smell!!!

          • twifan2

            Maybe they used it to feed their dogs?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            It would kill the dogs!!

          • twifan2

            Like they’d care?! :/

          • noarguingwithstupid

            True!!!

          • twifan2

            56 days to go! 🙂

          • twifan2

            Who do you think will go first to prison?
            I actually hope both of them start serving at the same time.

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            I get it, they must have put it in Joe’s father’s name again. Also, is Joe with child?

          • twifan2

            That’s Tre’s dad, not Juicy’s.
            But then again, BOTH their names could be on the partnership papers? :/

  • noarguingwithstupid

    What collateral do you suppose she used??

    • twifan2

      I think they put cash down-stashed cash. :/

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Maybe she used Milania as collateral!!

        • twifan2

          Probably, since Audrianna might be ‘repo’d’ ;D

      • noarguingwithstupid

        I like that–cash down-stashed cash!!!!!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        I guess the IRS will never do anything!!!

  • twifan2

    56 days to go till July 8th!

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Is someone not paying their electric bills? Also, why is a 13 year old tweeting after 1 a.m. on a school night?

    I can't sleep, and it's 500 degrees in my room

    • twifan2

      Juicy needs to start selling LOTS of meatballs to keep his fambly kool then! 😀
      He should start a snow cone business! 🙂