Saturday Funnies: 9 Shades Of Federaltastic Orange

Posted on May 3 2014 - 10:05am by Trixie Felonabulous

 

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Convicted Felon * Thief * Liar * Felonlicious * Change of address coming soon--Alderson Federal Prison--prisoner # tbd (to be determined)

  • Tre’s Felon Forehead

    I’M DYING LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Morning Tre’s Felon Forehead. Happy Saturday!

      • Tre’s Felon Forehead

        You too Doc. This is just what I needed this morning. LOL

  • Twi!!!!! You outdid yourself with this one *Clapping & Stomping Feet*

  • noarguingwithstupid

    An Emmy Nomination for sure!!!! I loved the video! Good Job!!!!

    • Morning Naws!! How are you this morning?

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Good, good!!!!! Feeling great!! Hope you are fine, also!!!

        • That’s good to hear!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            It’s good to feel really good for a change!!!!

          • twifan2

            YEAH!!!!
            Keep it up, NAWS! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Thank you sweetie!!! I appreciate it when I feel horrible and you guys have me laughing. BTW, I am watching Cumber this a.m.!!!

          • twifan2

            What’s he in?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I watching Sherlock in the Empty Hearse! One of my fav’s!! I have it taped!!!! They are running all of his stuff here! (Masterpiece Mystery)

  • Babson_Chick

    Good way to start the day by laughing – thanks!!

    O/T for Southern Charm fans – Patricia tweeted me (I’m so special) Whitney’s Halson Movie – Ultrasuade is on Showtime this Sunday night at 9:30. I’ll be checking it out.

    • Top of the morning to ya, Babs! That’s so cool when the reality tv stars take the time to do that.

      • Babson_Chick

        Back at ya Doc!!! Yes I agree and think the SC cast are really cool people.

        • That’s nice to hear….hopefully fame don’t turn them into a Nene Leakes monster. I like that Reginald fellow.

    • twifan2

      Cheers Luvie!
      *clinks coffee mug* 🙂

      • Babson_Chick

        Good morning twi!! Clinking right back at ya!! 3rd. day of rain so catching up on inside stuff which is a bore.

        • twifan2

          I’m so glad to be out of the cold, icy, rainy season now. 🙂
          Hope you get some sun this weekend! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Rain, rain here in SW Florida!!! (we really needed it though!!)

          • twifan2

            PLEASE don’t send it up here! 😮
            Had enough of rain for a while. & Chats loves to sit on the window sill to sun himself. 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            You need to email me some pics of Chats!!!! I love to see him!

          • twifan2

            All you’ll see is a HUGE ball of fur! 😀
            Photogenic ball of hair tho. 😉

          • Babson_Chick

            Yep in central FL also – my lawn and plants say thank you & we’ve had enough now!!

          • Babson_Chick

            Today will probably be our last cool day – high in the 70’s. Sunday is supposed to be gorgeous. Derby this afternoon – my wine is ready to go and my hat!!

          • twifan2

            I’ve got Mint Julep ready to fix up! 🙂
            My hat is somewhere… :/

  • noarguingwithstupid

    The New Arrivals picture was great!!! Checking into her new hotel!!!! Gosh, I hope it happens!

    • twifan2

      NAWS!!! Happy Saturday to youses! 🙂

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Good job as always!!!! You made me love getting up today!!!!

  • Tre’s Felon Forehead

    I think the pic of Tre in her jail bunk writing on the wall is my fav.

    • LMAO!!! My fav is the Wally World pic…..Hee-hee-hee HILARIOUS!!!

  • SAMRA1116

    This is too funny n it’s good story telling.
    I’m laughing all the way to the banks—putting my dimes away. LOL

    • Morning Samra!!!! 🙂

      • SAMRA1116

        Hey Dr. —- it’s a beautiful day.
        Yea

        • Yes ma’am!! I’m loving the sunshine today!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Another Happy Saturday!! Thank you, Twi!!!

    • Morning West!!

    • twifan2

      Morning to you too, WCF! 🙂
      Any news/pics on Tre’ brunch this morning?

      • WestCoastFeed

        Nothing yet this morning. Gabriella scored a goal at soccer and all the Tre Fans are busy cheering.

        • twifan2

          What? They not with Tre?! :/
          I just want to see how many people showed up to her BYOB thing. 😀

          • WestCoastFeed

            @Teresa_Giudice_ has some pix of folks enjoying her wine.

          • twifan2

            That stuff is not wine, WCF!
            smh :/

          • twifan2

            Hold a sec, WCF.
            Tre wasn’t at that brunch?

  • twifan2

    Is it ‘safe’ to come in? 🙂

    HAPPY SATURDAY EVERYONE! 🙂

    • EXCELLENT job!!

      • twifan2

        I thank you!
        Tre is so inspirational. 😀

        • You’re welcome! she does give us LOTS to work with! 😉

          • twifan2

            I wonder if somebody played this for her at her Brunch!? 😀

          • ahahahaha!! that would be awesome!

          • twifan2

            LOVE LOVE LOVE to see the look on her face! LOL 😀

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Perfecto!!! Good job, twi!! You made me laugh this rainy morning!!! Hope you are well!! You have done an outstanding job!!!!

      • twifan2

        Aaawww thank you my sweets! 🙂
        Glad to bring a laugh, chuckle, smile, to everyone this Saturday! :
        Doing good. BUT I ran out of Half & Half this morning. Just ran out to get some! Coffee without Half & Half is a NO NO!

      • I’m hearing your getting slammed with rain. How you holding up?

        • noarguingwithstupid

          So far not too bad, but when I look outside we have black black clouds surrounding us!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            If I leave, it’s because of the lightning and no power!!

          • Oh boy!! Batten down the hatches and stay safe, my love.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I feel so stupid asking, but is our weather forecast bad??

          • I thought you were suppose to get major storms

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Well, I am ready for it!!! I guess I should feel happy that its not a hurricane!!! So far just very cloudy!!!! It will probably start in 2-3 hours!! Probably no power tonite–Better charge up the phones!! Thanks for the info. Obviously, I was not following my weather!!!

          • twifan2

            Do you have some drinking water in containers?
            Canned goods, just in case?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            No, I don’t panic until Home Depot starts selling out of plywood!!The last one I was super prepared (NOT) I had lots in frig and freezer! I had water, but my friends didn’t as the well wouldn’t!!! I had cable tv literallly on when it hit!!!! Then everything went BOOM!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I just tea tree oilded my kitchen!!! Smells kind of wild!!

          • Hmmmmm….I love tea tree oil…how did you use it in the kitchen?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Put oil on wet cloth and away we go!!! Some people hate the smell, but I just think it smells sooooo good and different!

          • Ok….I will do just that. I bought a large bottle of raw tea tree oil from Whole Foods last year and the stuff is amazing! Thanks for the tip!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            What do use it for? I paid over 12 dollars for a teeny tinny bottle! I finally found it at a GMC!!!

          • Minor cuts and other medical alignments for the whole house. It’s 100% concentrate so I have to cut it with another oil.

          • twifan2

            Lemon oil here! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I just checked–I think the worst part of the storm is north of me. Just cloudy and cool here–turned off my AC!!!

          • Birdie11

            Same here Naws…just thought to self clean the oven..it will probably be the last day I can open my windows and heat up the kitchen a little until November!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Yep, I turned off ac and opened windows!!! Where are you in Florida, if I may ask?

          • Birdie11

            Northeast..you?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            SW!!!! Cape Coral near Ft. Myers

          • Birdie11

            Waahh…opposite! I’ve been to Ft Myers many times.

          • twifan2

            This is from 2mins ago. :/

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Oh My!!! Well, I think we are in for it!!! Tampa will really get it!!!

          • twifan2

            Yep, heard yesterday they were really getting hit. 🙁
            good thing I didn’t go down this weekend. Just cloudy here today, but nice. 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Do they mention my area or is Tampa gonna get it??

          • twifan2

            So far just Tampa area.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Poor Tampa–They get sooooo many storms!!!!

          • twifan2

            LOL Tell me about it! 😮
            Bet there’ll be some alligators in people’s yards this weekend! 🙂

    • Tre’s Felon Forehead

      Great job. Thanks for the belly laugh this morning.

      • twifan2

        Glad I brought some laughs to you in your little cell this morning, TFF! 🙂
        Hope you sell a lot of cosmetics…someday. 😉

  • noarguingwithstupid

    I always look forward to Saturdays here!!! Good snark material!!!

    • twifan2

      Look at the snark subject! 😉
      Glad you doing good, NAWS! 🙂
      How’s The Pennster doing?

      • noarguingwithstupid

        The Pennster is full of piss and vinegar this morning!!!! We had a salesman early this morning (on a Sat!!!) So, she is still looking for him so she can eat him!! I bought her new toys and she is going crazy!!!!

        • twifan2

          She’s a happy Pennster! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            She’s a good girl!! Hope Chats is fine!!

          • twifan2

            Chats is somewhere in my bed. Can’t make it with him in it. :/
            He won’t move! >(

          • noarguingwithstupid

            He resting!!! Dreaming of food!!

          • twifan2

            Yep, his mouth is moving! 🙂

  • OT: I have a question that I’ve been pondering. Is it right or wrong (in life) to treat people exactly how they treat you? Would love your thoughts.

    • twifan2

      Depends. Would you want to be treated the same way?

      • I think you’re right in a sense, it depends. I handle each situation differently, like psychopaths, I ignore totally. But if you have a “good” friend who does something shady, do you treat that person the same way?

        • twifan2

          I’d try & find out what’s ‘bothering’ that friend then. There could be some personal probs. :/

          • Kinda difficult to get into details but lets say yes, they’ve had many problems that I’ve stood by them with. Gave a lot of my time (and I value my time) because I could have used it on my own family. Then when you need them they do shady stuff. Does that explain it a little better?

          • twifan2

            Ok then, I’d back away for a while.
            MAYBE they’ll come around. IF they do, I would treat them differently. Be not as ‘friendly’. Polite.

          • Thanks, Twi. I just don’t understand or get people like that….smh!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I would try to find out what the reason why they are doing it and get it off your mind. Telling her that you feel hurt may be the way to go. I don’t like confrontation at all, but is your friend is doing something to hurt your heart I would tell them.

          • twifan2

            Good answer, NAWS! 🙂

          • Very true, Naws. I too hate confrontation because people are prone not to listen and give a million excuses for their poor behavior instead.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            You are in a job that is very challenging and you I have seen you in action and you do a marvelous job of not being defensive!!! You use a lot of psychology on peeps and a lot of kindness and that’s why you are a great mediator!!! I wish I had known you years ago when I was working!!!!! Everyone loves you Doc and that should make you feel on top of the world!!!

          • Awwwww….I love you all here too. I wish I could have you all in my city to make connections off the site. A great group of SMART and caring folks here. Thank you for the kind words and vote of confidence.

            This is kind of tough situation because I do care about this friend but hurt by their actions. And I know how people operate, you tell them honestly what they’ve done and they rebuttal with their personal problems as an excuse for their actions when the 2 aren’t related.

          • Babson_Chick

            Excellent advice!! and sometimes you have to walk away to keep your own sanity. Happend to me – friends for 50 years – sad but ………

          • Wow 50 years!!! damn…that hurts……

    • Raine Woman

      Tough one. Personally, it depends on who the other person is. May not be right, but it’s me.

      • So true, Raine. How are you this fine Saturday?

        I’m just a very giving and open person. I would give my left foot for a friend in need. I guess I just expect the same and when I don’t get it, I shut off.

        • Raine Woman

          Hi Doc! Didn’t mean to butt it, thought you were throwing out a hypothetical. But since I’m here…
          I hear what you’re saying. For me it would come down to if you truly believe the friend does value your friendship. You obviously do and have shown that. Can you say the same about your friend? If you feel like someone is taking advantage, they probably are. Maybe a dose of their own medicine isn’t a bad thing.

          • Succinct and wise…you’re a scholar! Thank you for this.

        • Raine Woman

          And SERIOUSLY! Why doesn’t double-space work for me? I know how to construct a paragraph. It works for everyone else. Geez! LOL

          • Try holding down the shift key and click enter twice. Let me know if that works.

          • twifan2

            Really?

            I just press Enter twice. o.0

            But then again my comp has gremlins in it. 🙂

          • Raine Woman

            Stop showing off until I figure this out!

            DId it work? 3…2…1

          • twifan2

            Yep! 🙂

            Stop showing off until I figure this out!

            DId it work? 3…2…1

          • Raine Woman

            Yay, I’m not a Teresa! I’ve never heard of or had to press the ‘shift’ key before. Doc? Does Geek Squad know about you?

          • twifan2

            Wait, you posting to me Raine not Doc. 🙂

          • Raine Woman

            I know. I was thanking you (in my way lol) for letting me know it worked and just threw in the question to Doc. She reads everything. 🙂

          • twifan2

            Oh ok.
            I thought this Saturday Funnies did some residual psych damage! 😀

          • Raine Woman

            No, your Saturday Funnies reverse a lot of the psych damage done earlier in the week. Thx again for your creativity!

          • twifan2

            You’re welcome!
            Glad you enjoyed it. 🙂

          • LMAO!!! you’re so fun-neee!

          • Pressing enter twice (without holding down the shift key) never worked for me. I use to rack my brain, asking myself, what am i doing wrong…LOL!!

          • Raine Woman

            Thank you!!!

          • you’re welcome…did it work? I had the same problem too.

        • Marsbars09

          Doc, I know how you feel. Believe it or not (and frankly I can’t) Nene said something to Cynthia on part 2 of the reunion that really opened my eyes: people will not respond to situations the way you might. It doesn’t mean they don’t care, it’s just they respond to things in their own way.
          I’ve been in situations where I’ve wanted people to respond to me in certain ways and I felt disappointed when it didn’t happen. However, I realized that people can’t give what they don’t have.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Amen to that Mars!!!

          • Marsbars09

            Thanks NAWS!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I have had a hard time with people who just don’t have it. It’s very frustrating!!

          • Marsbars09

            Indeed it is.

          • Mars, this is so true “However, I realized that people can’t give what they don’t have.”

            In this case, this person could because they’re currently giving it to others. That’s what burns.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Doc, if it is a toxic relationship for you and you feel bad after you are with this person, then maybe you should walk away from that questionable friend.

          • Marsbars09

            I’m sorry to hear that, Doc.
            I also go by a saying from Dr. Maya Angelou: “If people show you who they are, believe them the fist time”.

          • Maya Angelou is brilliant!! Thanks Mars!

          • Marsbars09

            No problem. 🙂

        • Birdie11

          Those are unrealistic expectations…some people are just more patient, empathetic, and have kinder hearts. You should be happy to be able to look in the mirror and like what you see. People are flawed, and your peace should come from being the kind person you want to be, no matter how others react.

    • Babson_Chick

      I try to treat everyone with kindness – if they’re not kind I’ll walk away knowing that I tried. Last time someone was very rude to me was in a grocery store parking lot – he was walking by & saw my political bumper sticker and said “Well, how’s that working for you” (spoken very brashly). One of the few times I was speechless. lol.

      When I worked with the public and they were mean, angry or just plain stupid I’d try to turn their attitude around.

      • Gosh, some people just take their views too strongly. Live and let live is my policy. I agree with you regarding “kill them kindness” or totally ignore.

        • Babson_Chick

          I saw below that it’s a friend so that makes it hard but you have to stand up for yourself – I don’t like confrontations either.

          • Totally true….it just hurts ya know. My grandmother use to always say: “People’s role in life is to hurt you…God designed us that way.”

      • noarguingwithstupid

        I had the same situation!!! I just laugh now and drive away!!!

        • Babson_Chick

          Good for you!!

    • Marsbars09

      I think it depends on your nature and the situation at hand.

    • Birdie11

      I try to treat people the way I WANT to be be treated. When people are mean or rude, I try to assume that they are having a bad day, and I would want to be cut a break in that scenario. I try to live by the Golden Rule..although I certainly fail at times. If I really think I’m going to fail, I try to walk away.

      • Truer words….I agree with you here. I get a bit more specific down thread.

        • Birdie11

          Just found it…I would look at what is going on with them..is this a circumstance, or is this person really showing you who they are? If it’s the latter, I say cut the toxic junk out of your life. If something is going on..just stay kind, but guarded, and hope that they get a grip on how they’re acting, and change.

          • Marsbars09

            Hi birdie!
            Great advice!

          • Birdie11

            Happy Saturday Marsie!

          • Marsbars09

            You too birdie.

          • This is GREAT advice. I knew I would get intelligent perspective from the posters here. Thank you, Birdie.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I have a toxic relationship now and I just keep killing with kindness! It always takes her off guard!!!

          • twifan2

            Hey!
            Will you stop talking about Chats & me. :p
            j/k 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            You love Chats!!! He loves his little red harness and you taking him out! You are a good Mommy to him!!!

          • twifan2

            *makes note-I love Chats*
            Have to get him another harness. He’s too big for that one now! 😮

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Wowzers!!!!! He is still growing!!!

          • twifan2

            Round is a shape! ;D

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Sorry!!! I loved weebles!!! And teletubbies!!

          • Birdie11

            You’re welcome. ❤

  • noarguingwithstupid

    If they are just mean, I try killing with kindness!! I get exhasperated with receptionists at dr’s office and really have to check myself!!! My last name is also used as a common first name, so they ask me my last name, I tell them, and they say “No, I need your LAST name!!” Like I would’t know my last name. I do get rather pissed at that!

    • Babson_Chick

      “who’s on first”

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Absolutely!!!! Like it is so difficult to understand!!!

        • twifan2

          o.0

    • LOLOL!!! Don’t mean to laugh but this is so cute Naws 🙂

  • Raine Woman

    Would you all please join me in a moment of silence for the absolute BRILLIANCE of this Saturday Funny and twifan2. Best one yet! Is it too soon to wish it was next Saturday?

    • twifan2

      Thank you Raine! Glad you liked it. 🙂
      Girl, give me a chance to get over this one first. LOL 😀

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        Next week you should have a Tranny video starting Teresa!

        • twifan2

          VINCE!
          You want to give people nightmares! LOL

        • Or give them a heart attack! Don’t we suffer enough?

    • Awwwwww…..love this!

    • Marsbars09

      Agreed. This is one of the best I’ve ever read.

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    That made my day, thanks!

    • twifan2

      Good to hear Vince! 🙂
      NOW, how many you buying from Tre? LOL

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        Do they give out S&H Green Stamps?

        • twifan2

          Nope. AND No receipts either.
          You on your own with Tre. ;D

        • noarguingwithstupid

          I loved S&H Green Stamps!!!! My mom would let me pick out stuff! It was fun!!!! Haven’t thought of those stamps in years!!!

          • twifan2

            *whispers to NAWS ‘what are those?* o.0

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            We old people are dating ourselves

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Don’t you know it!! I am an antique here!!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Nope. NAWS, I win the antique prize. I bet I am the only one here who really does remember Pearl Harbor.

          • twifan2

            I know of Pearl Harbor from what my grandfather told me. 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Yep, you got me!! I know my Dad lied about his age and joined the Navy the next day and he was only 16!!! He told me all the stories about the war in the south pacific–that is where he served.

          • twifan2

            Our next door neighbor was at Iwo Jima. 🙁

          • noarguingwithstupid

            So was my Dad!!! He saw the flag go up!!!!

          • twifan2

            Our neighbor really doesn’t talk about it too much.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Too bad because with all the horrible things he witnessed, he probably could remember some good stories too!

          • twifan2

            My brothers love to hear about his stories, when he does talk about it.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            It’s history! Nothing can explain it better than a vet who was there!!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            My Dad was too old when the war began and had 3 kids. So he ended up running an R & R camp in New Zealand.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            What is an R and R camp, West? Rest and relaxation after service?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes, rest and recreation. The military learned that soldiers could only tolerate so much combat before they needed some time away. It was their way to try to avoid the shell shock that so many suffered from in WW1

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Boy, my Dad could have used that!!!! All the vets I know from WWII say the same thing–I saw some horrible things!

          • twifan2

            WoW! 😮

          • noarguingwithstupid

            That is very hard to believe! You are the BOMB West!!!!! So glad you are with us!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            When you went to grocery store, they would give you stamps to glue in a little booklet and when you had enough you could order stuff and trade the stamps for things like irons, pots and pans, and other household stuff!!

          • twifan2

            Guess they don’t have those anymore. 🙁
            Really? Where did you send the booklets for stuff?

          • WestCoastFeed

            They had redemption stores. I got many household items with green stamps over the years.

          • twifan2

            They had stores?
            Wonder what happened to them-stamps & store?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I guess someone was losing money and they stopped giving the stamps out. The redemption centers just closed up!!

          • twifan2

            🙁

          • noarguingwithstupid

            To the S and H redemption center!!

          • twifan2

            WoW!

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            I used to love licking the stamps and putting them into the books. Maybe that explains my brain damage?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I know I would get sick of the taste and use water and a sponge instead!!!!

          • Never heard of those stamps. I learn something new everyday.

          • Marsbars09

            Hi Doc! I remember when I was little my grandparents used them all the time.

          • Hi Mars! Really? They must not have had it in New York because I’ve never heard or seen those in my entire life.

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        Can I lift some of the photos and post on twitter?

        • twifan2

          Sure, go ahead.

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            Thanks!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Especially if you have pics of TReape!!!

      • Marsbars09

        LOL! Hi Twi! I pass. I’m not a make-up person. Sorry.

        • Morning Mars!

          • Marsbars09

            Good morning Doc! How are you on this fine day?

          • I’m well, thanks. The sun is shining and there’s a palm tree blowing in the wind, outside of my window…..it’s a nice relaxing view.

          • Marsbars09

            Sounds like a postcard picture view.

          • It really is…..

        • twifan2

          Hi Hi Mars! 🙂
          BUT they’d make great birthday, Christmas, whatever gifts.
          Tre needs YOUR $$$. ;D

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! Tre’s not getting a damn penny from me.

          • twifan2

            I’ve got some Monopoly $$$ she can have. 😉

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I’ll go look for some S&H green stamps for her!!!

          • twifan2

            Maybe those stamps are collector’s items, NAWS!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Maybe I am a collector’s item!!!!

          • twifan2

            LOL
            On a pedestal 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            Now that’s more like it! 🙂

    • Hey Vince!! How are ya??? What’s new in Teresaland?

  • Marsbars09

    That was a scream! Great job whoever came up with the concept.

  • noarguingwithstupid

    Those bright reds will look good with the beige outfits also!!!

  • Birdie11

    This will be an inspiration for prisoners and their families everywhere. Gone are the days when prisoners have to give up their orangey good looks just because of a whoopsie prison stint. I smell a success, especially in the Jersey market.

    • Hi Birdie! Happy Saturday.

      Now you’re talking my language….BUSINESS!

      Twi, WE should look into creating a catalog that caters to all the prisons in the tri-state area and market this orangey glob to them. The women and the shims would love an authentic Jerzeeey look while they’re “away.”

      • twifan2

        We need to get right on it now! 😮
        *calls Martha Stewart for measurements, material patterns*
        So much to do! 😮

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Could we start giving out stamps to trade for the shirts? We could make a redemption center too, on line!!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Orange stamps! Yes!

          • twifan2

            Excellent WCF! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Great Idea West!! Orange stamps would be the way to go!!!

          • twifan2

            What about a beige credit card type thing to use as gift cards?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Love using electronic sales!!!

          • twifan2

            Good idea, NAWS! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            We could offer all of your Treape pics, make copies, and sell them!! Bryan could also be involved because he has a ton of good pics!!

        • I’m serious!! This may not be as difficult to get up and running since it’s through catalog! I could use my kids as free labor and I have tons of storage space for the product.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            TREAPE CALENDARS!!!!What a great present!!!!!

          • Fantastic idea! Closest thing the women prisoners will get to a man.

          • twifan2

            eeeeeewwwww

          • twifan2

            THEN we need a Juicy calender also!
            Cover both markets! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Could we just do a calendar with both of the Joes? It would really piss off Juicy to have buff Joe in the same pics!!!

          • twifan2

            Good one! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            AND a Porsha calendar with 265 days in it starring Porsha!!!

          • SAMRA1116

            U are one of a kind!!!! Spit my coke on my iPad
            Only Porsha is that dumb. LOL

          • twifan2

            So we have a blank page for the 265th day?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I don’t know!!!! Maybe make 265 Porsha Day????

          • twifan2

            Blank page then 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Correct!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            265 is New Year’s Day!!

          • twifan2

            By using Porsha’s calender, yes. 🙂

          • Babson_Chick

            wicked funny!!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    Maybe Milania will go for her 1000 dollar custom communion fitting today.

    • twifan2

      OMG! My friend just posted this!
      She ordered it online from China!
      ROTFLMAO! :’D
      I shouldn’t laugh, BUT DANG!!!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Did your friend see a picture of this before she bought it??? I’m kind of at a loss for words!

        • twifan2

          She saw the pic on the left.
          SEE! Even Cumberbatch can’t stop laughing! 😀

          http://i.imgur.com/oxlonQM.gif

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Good picture!! I put the Time mag pic and made it my computer wallpaper, so first thing in a.m. I see him!!!!! It’s wonderful!!

          • twifan2

            🙂
            I have it on my cell, so when I get a call it shows up!
            You should see the looks I get when I look at my cell. People-women gasp! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            OMG!!! Well your friend has a good looking shape, but a bad, bad frock!!!!

          • twifan2

            My eye keeps going to that BOW! 😀
            WTH???

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I just don’t think that China is a trend setter yet!!!

          • twifan2

            You think if she put some water filled balloons on top it might help?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            And then she could join the circus!!!

          • twifan2

            She wouldn’t be able to move around in that thing tho. LOL
            :’D
            Guess they won’t be making fun of my toe socks anymore! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Maybe a bonfire memorial for the dress!!!!

          • twifan2

            I know!
            Let’s all order one in green & go to one of Tre’s event in them! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I would like to see Treape in the green!!! Maybe her going away party!!

          • twifan2

            No, her in either orange or beige! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Pastel orange would be very nice!! With dark orange breast covers!!

          • twifan2

            And a black bow. 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Bravo my dear!!! Perfection!!

          • twifan2

            🙂
            Perfection! 😉

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Oh MY!!!

          • twifan2

            Wish I had gotten my hands on him! 😉

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I have to tell you a secret! One of those hands is mine, you just can’t see it that well!!!

          • twifan2

            :p

          • noarguingwithstupid

            🙂

          • twifan2

            Keep your hands off my part of his face…the lips! 😉

          • Babson_Chick

            oh goodness – that would be crazy

          • Babson_Chick

            probably not happening in our life time

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I agree!! Somethings I just don’t want to see!!!

          • twifan2

            Thank heaven for small miracles!
            Cheers Babs! 🙂

          • Babson_Chick

            Almost Derby time!!! Cheers sweetie!! @wickedstrong

          • They remake everything and sell online. I know 2 friends that bought their wedding gowns from China and their dresses looked nice. But it’s a gamble ordering from there. I wouldn’t do it.

          • Babson_Chick

            I’d be afraid to try them for anything special. BTW we have some Chinese friends attending college here and the parents came to visit. What do Chinese buy in the USA as a souvenier????

          • noarguingwithstupid

            My stepson lived in Beijing and needed everything! Don’t worry they will be doing some shopping when they get here!!! I am sure they will want to go clothes shopping!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Rip that Bow off! It looks ghastly!!

          • twifan2

            The whole thing is ghastly! LOL

          • twifan2

            Hope those storms pass you by tonite! 🙂

      • noarguingwithstupid

        I don’t think the girl in white could sit down in a chair! And those green breast shields are not good!!!

      • Birdie11

        Oh my.

        • twifan2

          I can’t stop laughing!
          She knows better, BUT NO she had to order it.
          😀
          Oh & Hi Hi Birdie! 🙂

          • Birdie11

            Hi Twi! Did she buy the right side? Or both?

          • twifan2

            The pic on the left is from the online shop.
            That’s her in the dress she got from the shop. smh

          • Birdie11

            Where does one wear such an ummmm ensemble?

          • twifan2

            I think she wanted to wear it to some dinner party?
            I’ll have to ask her.
            & why in green?

          • Birdie11

            The skirt looks yellow?? Who knew lace even came in mint?

          • twifan2

            Wonder if maybe she should have gotten it in a larger size?
            WHY green?! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Why that dress period??? Hideous!!

          • Birdie11

            You said it…the fabric looks super cheapie too.

          • twifan2

            She has some dinner party to go to.
            I guess not in that thing! 😀

          • Babson_Chick

            at night to a dark place!!

          • twifan2

            MARACAS Nite Club! 🙂

          • Babson_Chick

            you’ve got it

          • twifan2

            But where would you stash your handgun? :/

          • Babson_Chick

            I’ll never tell….

          • noarguingwithstupid

            What’s the deal with the breast covers? Can you re-arrange them, are they moveable? Not Good Twi, Not Good! But very funny!!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I wonder what part of the dress she liked the most? Does she like it now??

          • twifan2

            I think she liked the top part.
            And now… LOL
            Something like that she really needed to go to an actual shop & try the thing on. :/

      • twifan2

        LOL We telling to strike the pose like the girl is doing. Maybe the dress will look like the pic then!
        We so mean. ;D

      • Tigerlily

        Hi Twi! Happy Saturday Hon! Hope you are having a good one! You have out done yourself again. Love the make-up idea. Should be a best seller. Look out HSN!
        Your friends dress? Ummmmmm. Oh dear! That’s not even close, is it? Poor thing. I did better on my first attempt in H.S. Home-EC-Sewing class. Oh dear!

        • twifan2

          Hi Hi T-Lily! 🙂
          Than you. That was supposed to be ONE of Tre’s endeavors to make lots of $$$. Never materialized! At $65, NO WONDER! 😀
          My friend says she’s going to email the shop-GOOD LUCK! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            A flock of wild parrots just flew through my back yard!!!! Pretty, but noisy!!!

          • twifan2

            They trying to get away from the storms?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            No they pretty much travel in one little area!!! An elderly man has made his yard the parrot’s home! It is really fun to see them!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Are they the all green ones or are they multi-colored?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            All kinds!! They are very noisy in flight, and if you drive by the man’s house it is hilariously loud!!! I guess they sleep all night, cause I’ve never heard them at nite! I lost 2 cockatiels and I hope they have joined the parrots!!

          • twifan2

            Did Penny bark at them?
            😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            No, she was looking at the jets flying over!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Because they were so clear on the picture, I’m sure things will translate well over an email. Absolutely, yes, Twi’s friend. Good luck with that. Hope she didn’t spend more than $20/$25 for that um, frock. I do agree though it is something Tre would def find appealing.

            In Day-Glo Neon orange ? It’s sure to be irresistible!

          • Hi T-Lily! Happy Saturday!

          • Tigerlily

            Hi Doc! Happy Saturday!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Hey Tigger! Good to see you!!

          • Tigerlily

            Hi Naws! How are you? Hope all is well & you are enjoying your Saturday.

          • Hi hon…it’s been a long week!! How you doing?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Amazingly well!!!! This new medicine is really working for me now!!! I have had a great 4 days!!! How are you, sweetie!!

          • OUTSTANDING News! I’m happy the doc’s finally got it right. You deserve it after the stress you’ve gone through with the other meds.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Thank you my sweetness!!! I really feel good and a lot of the horrible symptons I had have also gone away!! All and all, I know it was all of these wonderful peeps here who helped me and supported me! Let’s hope it will continue! I think it will!! Thank everyone!!!

          • twifan2

            Take good care of yourself & The Pennster too! 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Awesome news Naws! So glad to hear you are feeling better & have the right medicine & that it’s working.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Thank you Tiger! It’s really been quite wonderful!!! I went off of it about 6 months ago because I really didn’t notice any difference and it is VERY expensive, even with Medicare! Anyway I had a refill and tried it again and Bingo!!!! I can walk without pain, I can brush my hair pain free–it’s just all good and I could not have done it without the support of all of you!!!! Thank you all for your prayers, blessings and angels!!!

          • twifan2

            That’s so good to hear, NAWS!
            Wonder why after 6 months it kicked in? :/

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I have no idea, but I am sure glad I started it again!!! It’s doing exactly what the dr. would say it would do!

          • twifan2

            Keep it going NAWS! 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            I’m good, thanks Doc. Finally enjoying a sunny day here! Sorry to hear you had a tough week. Yeah, Ita, it was a pretty long week. Happy it’s done. Glad to just chill & relax today. Don’t feel like doing diddly squat today. Just hanging out & lounging with the kitty (unless I gotta hit the store or the hubby busts my chops, you know the usual!)

          • “Don’t feel like doing diddly squat today. “<—- DING…DING…DING!!!!

            My week wasn't stressful just long and I'm super exhausted. I might be coming down with something.

          • Tigerlily

            Aww. Sorry to hear that Doc. Take care of yourself. Too easy to let yourself get run down & then a simple cold becomes something like full blown Walking Pneumonia. Not a good thing. take some time & re-coup.Tsk-tsk, typical Mom & Wife, always the last one on the list.

          • Always!! And I will do just as you all recommended. Definitely not cooking tonight and tomorrow will be a simple Sunday dinner, nothing like I usually do. Thanks sweets! Xoxo

          • Babson_Chick

            Sounds like time for a “toddy” or two! Cheers luvie!!

          • Sounds great! Those suckers knock me out and sweat like crazy (in my sleep)

          • Babson_Chick

            get some rest – that’s my cure for everything and maybe a toddy

          • noarguingwithstupid

            You are such a cutey pie!! I rest too much I think, but I’m going to work on taking walks, etc.

          • Babson_Chick

            I’ve been stuck in the house with all this rain and now a cold front – in the 60’s tonight – gotta go it’s post time….

          • twifan2

            Take it slow & easy at first tho. Take The Pennster with you, IF you can. 🙂

          • I sure will! Thanks Babs!

          • Babson_Chick

            gotta watch out for our Doc!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            NO!!!!!!! Maybe you should go to bed very early and see if you feel better tomorrow!!!! We cannot have the Doctor sick!!!!!!!!

          • Will do mom! ♥ 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            If I were there I would make you some nice chicken and dumplings!!

          • Awwwww….you’re so sweet Naws (((((Hugs)))))) Xoxo

          • noarguingwithstupid

            (((((((HUGS)))))))) to you Doc!!

          • twifan2

            Can you make me some gato tacos?! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I don’t know how to cook gator, but I would sure give it a try for you!!

          • twifan2

            It’s not gator. It’s cat 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Oh Twi!!! In college I had to scrape a real cat down to the skeleton!!! And then clean the bones with clorox. Would you be interested in something like that????

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Pretty Tigger!!! You have a good weekend too!!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Tiger didja good, NAWS!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Sweet!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            They are lovely. Sondra Celli perhaps???

          • Tigerlily

            Hee-hee! Could be Naws. Maybe not Sandra, there doesn’t seem to be enough fluff & flourish. I actually really like the second one from the bottom right. If it were in Kennedy Blue or Sapphire? It would be smokin’!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            You know who would look stunning in the Sapphire Blue Dress?? Ramona!!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Might be too distracted by her spooky googly-(◐.̃◐)-eyed-(◑.◑)-runway look!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Classic New Jersey Romanichal action.

          • twifan2

            Day-Glo Neon orange<—Tre can double as a traffic cone for her day job in prison! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            She could just put the cone on her head for those large trucks to see.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            …and little orange ones for her fake titties.

          • twifan2

            Tre does look good in orange! 😀

          • twifan2

            This is from her ‘new’ clothes line too. 🙂

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            She’ll knock ’em dead in an orange number.

          • twifan2

            And poke somebody’s eyes out! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            a little nostalgia from Madonna!!!! (Sacrilege to say it!!)

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Just like we described !! Perfect as usual, Twi!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            The finishing touches are so important!!!! The little ones are perfect!

          • Tigerlily

            Idk Twi. She might actually do better as a speed bump.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I forgot to tell you that the Pennster is the whole neighborhood’s watch dog!!! She stands on the porch and barks at anyone for no reason. I think I raised a bully!!!

          • twifan2

            Oh dear. 🙁

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Oh Dear is right!!! She is as smart as an ape, and really understands almost anything ! She is still talking some, and has a higher IQ. Now, does Treape???? NO!! She is still spending our money and keeping up with everyone (Thank you Bravo for keeping a known felon on your shows) It is the most outrageous thing I have ever seen! She should have been fired the day she accepted the plea. Bravo is enabling Treape to continue her bad behavior, when she should be fired!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Preach NAWS!!! I’ll back you up!

        • Babson_Chick

          amen sister!!

      • I hope she didn’t pay more than $20 bucks

        • twifan2

          She won’t say.
          I told her to save it & use it as her Little Mermaid costume for Halloween…she yelled at me! :/

          • AHAHAHAHA!!! Now that’s hilarious.

          • twifan2

            My friend said that she could get a green top hat & go as a lepercaun.

          • Birdie11

            That would work!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Mermaid would be perfect!!! She’s already for Halloween now!!!

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        Just a little number they tossed off recently in the Caribbean.
        Ahhhh… thank you very much. [said Eric Idle]

    • twifan2

      Tre needs to order it from my friend’s online shop! 😀

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Apesolutely!!!! She would love those clothes!!!

    • $1000 is just the down payment….Teresa would never put her precious ones in anything less.

      • twifan2

        HOLY CRAP!
        She needs some ‘away’ time NOW!!!! >(

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Well, she is just trying to outdo everyone else. Just like always.

        • When pending stolen funds that’s easy!

    • Norrth

      Please tell me this is a joke!!!!!!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        No, this is Teresa’s latest revenge to all–A Custom made Communion Dress!!!! I am horrified about how much money she spends!!

        • Morning Naws!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Good Morning to you!! You take it easy today!!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    I wonder how many proTeresa fans are still posting?

    • There are still tons of fools out there still hiding the Ape!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Maybe they don’t like to hear the truth!!

    • Babson_Chick

      too many believers – still

  • Babson_Chick

    Derby Time!! Trying my new wine from Holland – Dutch choc and raspberry – can you say buzzed??!!

    • Tigerlily

      CHEERS Babs! Cin-cin! Enjoy!

    • twifan2

      Wicked Strong! :/

      • noarguingwithstupid

        My two favorite things!!!!

        • twifan2

          California Chrome! 😮

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Yeah Babee. He took the Derby free and clear!

          • twifan2

            TTaA! 🙂
            How you doing this great Saturday? All good, I hope!
            Not bad for being bought for $8K! 🙂

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Yeah, Aint’ that Amazing!
            And I love their partnership Dumb Ass Partners! Truly b*tchin’!

  • Bonita Gee

    Okay , ya’ll know you not right for this S.H.I.T………. DAAAAYYYY UUUUUMMMMNN!! DAMN, DAMN! Poor Teresa and Joe….

    • Hey Bonita Gee…..I know you’re not defending these crooks!!!! Poor Teresa and Joe? How about their poor victims they stole $13.4 million from?

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Good Sunday Doc? I hope you are feeling better today!

        • Good Sunday Morning NAWS!!!

          You’re quick! I just commented to you down thread. I’m feeling a lot better, thanks. A good night’s rest will do a body good!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            So glad!!! I was worried about you!!

          • Thank you honey. You’re such a caring friend, Naws. ((((((Hugs)))))) xoxo

          • twifan2

            Morning to you also, Doc! 🙂
            How goes it?

          • Morning lovely! I’m up early today…busy day ahead.

          • twifan2

            Little one get you up? 🙂
            My FAT cat & his guest, got me up EARLY!!!! >(

          • Not really. The house is still sleeping. I’m playing catch up, putting together some stuff for the site. I have laundry and dinner to put together.We’re grilling today.

          • twifan2

            NAWS & I will be right over for dinner! 🙂

          • Yipeee!!!! Please come, we’re grilling steaks (NY Strip), Shrimp and Veggies. Summer salad with french green beans for the side. And sweet tea!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            OH!! That sounds great!!! Twi and I will try to mind travel to you!!

          • I will take pics and post to help you along your journey. I always have a table setting for you guys!

          • twifan2

            BUT FIRST A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION!
            What’s for dessert? 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            And what will the sommelier be serving?

          • twifan2

            Second to first important question!
            Thanks WCF! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I just want the tea!!! I don’t drink anything stronger!!!!

          • twifan2

            Sweet tea?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I’ll drink any type of tea, but I love raspberry the best!!!

          • twifan2

            Ok, I’ll pick some up for you. 🙂
            The first time I had ‘sweet’ tea I almost puked! :O
            I didn’t know what it was & I took a big gulp of it. LOL

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Well, having been raised in the south, that was all we drank!!!!

          • twifan2

            I never had it in Texas like that.
            So, when I went to NC & the waitress asked if I wanted ‘sweet’ tea I said yes.
            BUT I also put 3 packets of sugar in my tea! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            That was real real sweet tea!!!!!

          • twifan2

            I know now! 😀

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            Anyone say Cracker Barrel?

          • twifan2

            No thanks, Vince! :p
            How are you doing today?
            Battle ridden from the Tre wars? 😀

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            I feel like Charleston Heston when he landed in the Planet of the Apes, except these apes have regressed.

          • twifan2

            Yep, those Treps are a different ‘breed’! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            HUMANZEES!!!!!!!

          • twifan2

            Chimply apeless! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Apesolutely!!!!!!

          • twifan2

            Chimptastic! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Morning Vince! We have Cracker Barrels everywhere !!

          • twifan2

            AND Micky Ds! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Yep, and all the fast food restaurants in the world!!

          • twifan2

            Must kill Tre she’s can’t get into that market! 🙂

          • How are you ole’ buddy ole’ pal? Anything new to report on TreApe?

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            I am doing my best and still have enough supplies to hold out

          • I might spike my with a little vodka sometimes 🙂

          • twifan2

            RUM FTW! 🙂

          • Interestingly enough… we don’t really do desert in my house. On a rare occasion but not normally.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Twi can bring dessert!!!! I am sure she can whip up something!!!

          • There you go!!! Less work for me!! 🙂

          • twifan2

            I have a can of Reddi Whip, some ice cream(Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey).
            NAWS, you have to bring bananas! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Sounds like a plan!!

          • twifan2

            OH & I have SPRINKLES! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Perfecto!!!! The sprinkles will steal the meal!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            That’s it. Perfect end to a perfect meal.

          • twifan2

            I have a boxes of Wally World’s finest red & Zinfandel. Any other preference?

          • WestCoastFeed

            I like Zin with steak to that’s perfect, too.

          • twifan2

            Really? 🙁
            Not even snow cone?

        • twifan2

          NAWS!!!! 🙂
          How’s all youses today? & The Pennster too?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            The Pennster decided to do a 3 mile run through the apartment for about 5 minutes!!!!! We are all fine. I know Chats is fine too. Hey, the weather is great–I have all the windows open!!!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    I just read some tweets from TreApe lovers and they are hilarious!!!

    • Yes, I was reading the malarky on the Twitter feed to the right and cracking up. LOL!!

    • twifan2

      Where?
      What do some say? Share, NAWS! 🙂

      • Morning Twi! 🙂

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Over on the right side of page where all the tweets are!!! They are begging for Fabalini or whatever that gut rot is!!!

        • twifan2

          They are CRAZY!
          Even the winos around won’t touch that stuff :/

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Doc and I decided that you are in charge of desert!!

          • Oh oh!! What happened to Twi???

          • twifan2

            The real question is ‘Will Twi ‘make’ a dessert!’ 😀

          • twifan2

            Desert is right!
            Bare! 😀

        • Don’t you find it strange that Fabellini sales are down and all of sudden her “fans” are asking for it?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Yeah, I smell a rat!!!! and she looks like an ape!!

          • twifan2

            Which s
            ‘fans’? Her stans or the paid ‘fans’?

          • WestCoastFeed

            What I am wondering is whether this is the left over inventory from Brotherhood winery that she is trying to peddle, or has the Italian stuff hit the market?

          • twifan2

            I’m thinking it’s the left over inventory.
            I think Brotherhood winery has left Tre’s sinking ship.

          • That’s Likely. I highly doubt Italy is producing anything without the demand/orders.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Remember she was advertising Wine from the MotherCountry, which somehow reminded me of Hitler!!

          • twifan2

            AND that it was a ‘champagne’!
            I doubt that Brotherhood winery would make that mistake. :/

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Correct, that is when you guys educated everyone about Champagne!!

          • twifan2

            We all have to keep up on all the latest alcohol news & gossip! 🙂

          • Yep….but “the motherland” has no orders to fill. US Retailers are not requesting the swill because it collects dust on their shelves.

          • twifan2

            You know Doc, Spec’s doesn’t carry it. 🙂

          • Awwww hell nahh (as they say here)

          • twifan2

            Spec’s has STANDARDS! 🙂

          • Already!!

          • twifan2

            I miss having a Spec’s near by. 🙁

          • twifan2

            That was a BAD reference to her wine, but then again it is BAD ‘wine’! 🙂

      • noarguingwithstupid

        They want more Fabbolgna!!!!! They LOOOOOOOOOOve her sooooo much! Blah, Blah, Blah, Stupid trolls!!! One person is begging for another signing event in NYC! A bunch of dummies!!

  • WestCoastFeed

    OT–We have a funny President. He was in rare form last night. He could have a career in stand-up after his presidency.

  • twifan2

    And a HAPPY Cumberbatch morning to all. 🙂
    http://i.imgur.com/04rz8Jk.gif?1

    • noarguingwithstupid

      OMG!! What a fine way to start any day!! Thank you Twi!!!! Cumberbitch forever!!!!

  • WestCoastFeed

    From the Bravo Blonde’s blog. She attended the Posh Fashion Show and got this quote:

    “While on the subject of RHONJ we have exclusive info that things may not be fine and dandy on the new season between Teresa Giudice and her family. A castmember, whose name we cannot reveal, told us that the mother of four has “brought evil to the show” and “has ruined all the Housewives shows” when she notoriously flipped a table during the first season.”

    The cast members in attendance that night that we know of were–Kathy and Rich Wakile, Rosie. Plus the Napolitano twins.

    My guess is that the quote is from Rosie. And, whoever it is, I totally agree.

    • twifan2

      I’m thinking more like one, maybe both, the Napolitano twins.
      Getting their share of ‘fame’ while they can? Told by Bravo to stir up controversy? IDK

      • WestCoastFeed

        Could be. From the tweets I’ve seen, Richie and Nicole’s husband seem to have really hit it off. His name is Bobby Ciasulli.

        • twifan2

          And none of the cast from last season showed up to this event-Melissa, Jacs, Caroline,… ? 🙁

          • WestCoastFeed

            No, Joe and Melissa went to some Bravo event in NYC. Jac and Caroline seem to have left the RHONJ in the dust and moved on with their own lives.

          • twifan2

            The show is slowly tanking,
            Surprised Bravo isn’t using more of Tre to promote the show.
            Bad advertising? :/

          • WestCoastFeed

            Well, according to ROL, Tre’s lawyers have advised her to keep quiet, so Bravo isn’t able to use her from promos.

          • twifan2

            NOW she’s listening to her lawyers/! LOL

        • Vince Foster, Jr.

          Must be Bob Ciasulli’s son, His father was a car dealer of questionable character.

    • twifan2

      Maybe this is also PR for the new season coming?!

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    I am afraid to advise everyone that someone may have a drinking problem.We need to get him treatment ASAP.

    @Leopard_Man_ @Teresa_Giudice @_Fabellini_ I have one bottle of peach left! I have to get more! Enjoy!— Charles John (@Chuck_84) May 5, 2014