All of Youse Can Have This Beautiful Look Too!
Iza have to look good for all my social apparencies, so I tan and I sprays.
Are youse bored with your look? Do youse want to look as good as me?
I just luv, luv, luv the orange glow I get. It will match my custom orange jumpsuit when I “go away” *wink*
Fuhgeddaboudd it rubbing off on your sheets, chairs and everywhere.
Youse will luv, luv, luv howz youse look.
Looking GOOD and RICH is way more important!
I use those oranganic, UB frees sprays options.
Come see me, tan with me
Don’t fuh get to getz ones of my cookbooks Fartalinni at your your local Dollar Tree!
*Desperate times call for desperate measures*
*content for comedic purposes only and not intended to be taken seriously*