Exclusive: Teresa Giudice Forced To Do Ghetto Nightclub Appearance To Keep The Lights On!

Posted on Apr 25 2014 - 8:24am by Editor

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Teresa Giudice, convicted felon and “star” of The Real Housewives of New Jersey has hit rock bottom!

Since her July 2013 federal indictment and felony conviction in March 2014, Teresa’s “brand equity” has diminished like the equity in her N.J. mansion. As previously reported, offers for appearances, book sales, product sales and Fabellini orders are at an all time low.

RELATED: Convicted Housewife: Has Teresa Giudice’s Fans Forsaken Their Idol?

Reportedly, the Bankrupt Diva has been struggling financially but it appears she has reached the point of desperation! And desperate times call for desperate measures.

On April 23, the Bankrupt Diva tweeted her new Fabellini Bottle Signing event with a caption that reads: “Come see Juicy Joe & I this Sat April 26th Maracas will be serving @FabelliniWine#FABELLINI & taking photos.”

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By all accounts, reputable companies are not booking Teresa anymore, therefore, she’s left to peddle her swill at nightclubs in the hood high crime neighborhoods.

Now here’s the tea…..

Maracas Night Club is the venue of Teresa’s Bottle Signing event being held on Saturday night. The night club is located in an area notorious for gang violence, drugs, fights, stabbings and shootouts. This must be the “sexy” and “sophisticated” Teresa describes in her new Fabellini commercial? Known to locals as a hotbed of debauchery and scandal. The dance hall caters to a Caribbean clientele who have an affinity for hard liquor….90% Proof Rum, Vodka and Cognac definitely not cheap peach & raspberry sparkling wine. Due to the clubs sketchy image throughout the years, it has changed it’s name three times. Initially, it was called, “Calypso City,” then “Rum Jungle” and now “Maracas.” This haunt opens it’s doors at 10:00 p.m., patrons are subjected to security pat downs before entering along with bag searches and body scans with a hand-held metal detector. Allegedly, the night club has ties to South American drug cartels. And you’ve seen “Scarface,” those people only pay in CASH….NO RECEIPTS (hmmm….?!?)!

Thanks to the nifty detective work of AATT poster, West Coast Feed, she uncovered Teresa’s appearance has been scheduled since February. Which leads to the logical conclusion that this was not a last minute booking. This event was scheduled far in advance for Teresa’s team to have full knowledge that the club’s reputation, demographic, clientele and neighborhood was not Fabellini’s target market. Fabellini sales are down everywhere, what is the likelihood she’ll sell much to this crowd? 

The reviews on Yelp say it all:

 “Violent bouncers: Upon entering, I witnessed one bouncer grab a girl by the throat, pushed others out of his way and threw her out of the club. I can 100% say that I saw this argument in its entirety and she did not deserve to be handled in that way.”

 “I made the mistake of coming here this wkd to show my cousin around the neighborhood. I witnessed at least 4 fights breakout within one hour. I don’t know if it’s the drinks or just the bad energy that the club brings out but it was not fun at all.”

“Security is SUPER tight. They searched all bags and used a metal detector wand! Obviously they have issues with fights here. In fact, there was a fight while I was the ladies room. They handled it well because I wouldn’t have known if people didn’t tell me.”

“Worst bouncers ever. No respect for you and their treatment of you.”

According to an inside source at the 102 precinct, the police station responds to at least 6-8 911 calls (from the club) on Friday and Saturday nights.

In November, Sergeant Mohammed Deen, an off-duty police officer was nearly beaten to death outside of Maracas Night Club. The veteran police officer with 18 years of service under his belt, accidentally bumped into his attacker inside of Maracas, which triggered the deadly beating that left the officer in a coma. His attacker, Hayden Holder was charged with attempted murder and felony assault. The assault was caught on video:

 

Now for the good news! In the event something unfortunate was to “go down,” Jamaica Hospital is located right up the street. A New York State designated Level 1 Trauma Center that was upgraded in recent years to Level 1 status to meet the growing demands of the (high crime) community. It’s open 24 hours, 7 days a week and always ready for the most critical patients. (Thank you AATT reader TigerLily).

What do you think of Teresa’s new gig? Will Juicy Joe sell Teresa’s books out of the trunk of his car while his wife peddles her wines inside? Sound off in the comment section.

 

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  • noarguingwithstupid

    Like my Pappy used to say–“Flying high in April, Shot down in May!!!”

    • Love it! 🙂 Happy Friday, Naws!!!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Happy Friday to you Doc!!!

        • Thanks Naws! How goes it?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Good, How’s by you???

          • Happy it’s Friday!! 🙂 I’ll catch up on some shows this weekend and relax.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Good!!! You deserve some R and R!!!

      • Tigerlily

        Happy Friday Doc! I know this was the juicy tid-bit right? Love it, love it. LOVE IT!!!!!

    • Raine Woman

      Morning, NAWS!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Mornine Raine!!! We are all on a roll this a.m.!!!

        • Raine Woman

          You always are, NAWS! I’m procrastinating this morning and it’s all Doc’s fault, as usual.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Life is short!!! Do what you want! We love you to stay here and chat!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Happy Friday Naws! I am relishing this! It’s awesome!
            A special Friday hug for you!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            And a super (((((((HUG)))))))) for you!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Awwww thanks Naws. I picked the little ape-lette just for you!
            BIG [[[[HUGS]]]] to you too!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Precious, precious, precious!!! Thank you, Thank you!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Your very welcome. Anytime Naws. Anytime! Glad I could make you smile!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            OMG What a cutey Pie!!

    • twifan2

      NAWS!!! How’s all youses today doing?
      Happy Friday! 🙂

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Happy Friday to you!!!! How are youses? Wesus be fine and dandy and loving a Friday morning Treape story!!!!

        • twifan2

          Yes, it does set the tone for a great weekend! 🙂
          We all be good here today, especially since it’s FRIDAY! 🙂

  • Raine Woman

    I don’t see the problem with this signing. High crime area? Her marble mausoleum is a high crime area. Rough Bouncers? She’s married to Joe. We’ve all see how he bounces when he drinks. In fact, everything described associated with this club seems like it’s right up their alley. They’ll blend right in.

    • Reginald Dingleberry

      Joe will be no match for them, They will turn him over like Ned Beatty in Deliverance.

      • Raine Woman

        Now that I would pay to see!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          “Squeal like a piggy!!!!”

    • Ahahahaha! love it.

      It just amazing how far the queen has fallen. Happy Friday, Raine Woman!

      • Raine Woman

        Happy Friday, Doc! I would almost be willing to risk my cuteness by going down to this club to watch the reactions of the patrons when these two pull up and walk in. I wonder if her Prison Consultant will chaperone? The “pat down” before entry is good practice for Teresa for her upcoming incarceration (in PRISON). 🙂

        • Oh Please go…please go!!!!! And report back all your findings.

          • Raine Woman

            Only if Reginald Dingleberry can get two bullet-proof vests and agrees to chaperone ME.

          • I think that can be arranged.

            Reginald: Please help us out her. Thanks!!!

  • TartLemon

    This is just a lull in the ‘play’ until the handcuffed perp walk and Sheriff’s crew tossing her stuff out on the curb. They don’t box it neatly and allow you to sort through it as it happens. Teresa and her kids will barely have time to open their eyes to see what’s happening. It happens FAST. BOOM! Locks changed. The sheriff is in and out in a flash, leaving them sitting on the curb.

    That’s the climax I’m waiting for.

    • This sounds like a good movie. I’ll have my popcorn and wine on stand by.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      When Tart, When??? I have never known the IRS to wait so long!!!!!

  • Reginald Dingleberry

    I would love to go and meet her, perchance, does anyone know where I can get a bullet proof vest for myself? Will it protect me from stab wounds? Do you think someone will steal my Fabellini bottle when I am walking out? Can’t I just turn it over and not be harmed?

    • LMAO! They’ll use the bottle to crack you over the head. Be careful.

    • Tigerlily

      Oh Reg, once they saw you carrying that girly drink. I don’t even want to imagine where they’ll put that bottle!
      *Shudders* Ewwwww! LOLOLOL!

      • Raine Woman

        Do Trauma Centers perform Bottle Removals?

        • twifan2

          Yes they do. 🙂

        • Tigerlily

          Umm, yeah they do as a matter of fact. Not sure if it comes out the same way it went in, but yeah they do that!

          • Raine Woman

            Then Reginald will be fine. Stop scaring him!

          • Tigerlily

            Raine, I was talking to my nephew, (a NYPD Cop and my BIL, a retired NYPD Detective.), and both of them said… Don’t go!

          • WestCoastFeed

            OOH! That bad??

          • Tigerlily

            Yup, WCF. They both said after sundown, get out of there.

          • twifan2

            True that T-Lily.
            Jamaica Ave bad, bad place. 🙁

          • Tigerlily

            I really, really want to go though. Just to get pics of her face as she pulls up! Don’t want to lose my life or my car though!
            Oh the dilemma!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Alert the paps. They’ll go anywhere.

          • Tigerlily

            Who would you call WCF? I mean beside the Navy Seals to get you in and out of the club. I don’t think NY paps would be too interested in her. You think Jersey paps would be willing to brave Richmond Hills, Queens? Idk?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Not if it’s this bad.

          • Tigerlily

            I don’t know how much you know about the East Coast, West, but Twi just posted and said her friends in ‘Alphabet City’ wouldn’t even venture into that hood. Sh!t just got real!
            I’m out. If the original gangsta’s from Alphabet City won’t even go there? I sure as heck am not going!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            That’s what I’m counting on West!!!!

          • twifan2

            How about TMZ?

          • Raine Woman

            Obviously very smart men and equally smart opinions which is why this whole thing is sooo bizarre. There’s a reason she’s going out there specifically. No legit ones come to mind, but that’s just me.

          • Tigerlily

            After sundown Raine. I don’t think the word ‘legit’ applies in that neighborhood anymore!

          • Raine Woman

            Tiger, I wouldn’t be comfortable driving through that area at high noon.

          • twifan2

            That was my first thought too, Raine! 🙂
            What the heck are the Juicys trying to pull? :/

          • Raine Woman

            Something shady! LOL

          • twifan2

            She is a shady lady! ;D

            http://i.imgur.com/CQ8hGMI.gif

          • Tigerlily

            Qneen Shady Bish!

          • twifan2

            Depends on how/where it went in to get taken out. ;D

  • noarguingwithstupid

    I remember Taylor didn’t have much time to turn over her handbag and diamond!!!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    When Fridays start out with a Treape story, you know it’s going to be a great week-end!! Thanks Doc!!!!

  • italiano bambino

    Funny article nice job 🙂 Well the banshee never been sophisticated look how she obtained all those millions by robbing anyone.

    • LOLOL!!! Tell it, Bam.

      • italiano bambino

        Sounds like that club is right on her alley

        • twifan2

          BAM! 🙂
          Looks like it’s going to be a good nite out!
          You not going?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            They are SO ready to go!!! Good work, Twi! I’ve never seen this pic of Treape!!!!

          • twifan2

            It’s Tre relaxing after a hard ay of signing Felonillini bottles. ;D

          • italiano bambino

            LMFAO

  • WestCoastFeed

    Wonderful way to start the day!!!! Thank you, Doctor!!

    • Hi West, Thank you! *muah*

      • WestCoastFeed

        I just stumbled onto that piece of information. You did the work and got the history of the joint and the neighborhood. All the credit is yours.

        But finding that tidbit leads me to ask just who is doing her booking? And how long has she been this desperate for gigs?

  • twifan2

    I would really LUV to know just how many bottles she sells!

    • WestCoastFeed

      And what they sell for. 9.99 at the liquor store. $50 in the night club?

      • you already know it will be at a huge ridicilous mark up.

        • twifan2

          People aren’t going to pay that! :/

          • I would be shocked if she sells more than 2 bottles.

          • twifan2

            I’ll be shocked if people don’t laugh at her there! 😀

          • WestCoastFeed

            They won’t be in awe of her sexy sophistication?

          • twifan2

            Thanks WCF!
            That had me ROTFLMAO 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            In delusional land they will!!!

          • But not these folks, they aren’t her fan base.

          • twifan2

            I wonder IF that ‘cat guy’ will be there? 😮

          • Unless Leopard Man shows up, then she’ll sell out.

          • WestCoastFeed

            I hope he goes and takes lots of pictures before he wets his pants.

          • twifan2

            AND people take his Felonillini. 🙁

  • WestCoastFeed

    Twifan, do the chimps ever dance to calypso music?

    • twifan2

      Well for $25
      *Cash Only, No Receipts*
      One will do this 🙂

      • noarguingwithstupid

        That’s worth watching more than once!!! Thanks Twi and WCF!!!!!

      • LMAO! Juicy Joe looks great!

      • WestCoastFeed

        Wow!! And he can even twerk!

    • ahahahah! that’s a good one!

    • twifan2

      I think this is the band that’ll be playing tomorrow at Tre’s bottle signing. 🙂
      They’re GOOD!

      • WestCoastFeed

        That’s the ticket! Thank you.

      • Raine Woman

        They’re bringing the kids with them to this signing as entertainment?

        • twifan2

          No, I think those are the new housewives & Dina. 🙂

          • Raine Woman

            Sorry, there was a family resemblance to the Giudices. You can see where I would get confused. 🙂

          • twifan2

            Yes, there a VERY strong resemblance there. Might be something in the Felonillini?

          • WestCoastFeed

            That does look like Milania on the end.

          • twifan2

            distant cousin, maybe….

      • Tigerlily

        Oh Tre. No worries man! You bumba-clot! It’s gonna be irie, irie!
        Think maybe she though Jamaica, Jamaica and NOT Queens, Jamaica?

  • Tigerlily

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
    Finally some good old fashioned justice being served up right before our eyes!
    And we didn’t even have to wait 73 more days for it!
    Freakin’ awesome Doc! Great scoop! Way to go! Thanks Doc! And thanks WCF!

    • no, thank you and WCF very much! U girls ROCK!!! #HappyFriday

  • twifan2

    So I take it Tre won’t have to pay a cover charge, since she’ll be between 10pm & 12am.
    BUT STILL!!! $50 a bottle?! 😮

    • Raine Woman

      She needs to save her own cash to buy the poor children their Tweeted food order on the way home.

      • Tigerlily

        Happy Friday Raine!
        Some really good Calypso and Caribbean joints on Atlantic Ave. Maybe she’ll stop in for some good old fashioned jerk chicken!

        • Raine Woman

          Hi Tiger, Happy Friday to you!
          Jerk Chicken? So many options…which one should I go with? LMAO!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Thanks Raine! Happy Friday to you too!
            I know. I know. Waiting for Twi. I’m sure she will have us all rolling on the floor today with this great story!
            Calypso dancin’ Apes! Hee-hee!

          • Raine Woman

            Thanks for lobbing that one over but some things are just too easy.

          • twifan2

            Exactly!
            It just boggles the sense with all that being thrown at you! 😀

        • twifan2

          LOVE jerk chicken! 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Oh me too! Delish!
            Om, nom, nom!
            Rats, now I’m hungry and I want jerk chicken. Dag-nab-it!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        That WAS a disgusting couple of tweets!! I l felt sorry for the kids and where had she been????? And are there that many food places open a that time of the morning???

        • Tigerlily

          Not in Jersey. Not that I know of. Only Drive-thrus, I believe. Naws

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Well, remember Tiger when she told everyone she only cooks “healthy” for her family!!!!!! Lying POS!!!

          • Tigerlily

            She also said it could happen to anybody and that she and Juicy weren’t guilty, sooooo Nuff’ said!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Enough said is right. I do wonder where she goes until all hours of the night and I wonder is Juicy is there and if he isn’t who’s watching the wolverines??

          • Tigerlily

            Is Joe there? Bwha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
            Of course not. Silly Naws!
            I would think Milania is in charge. After all she is the head wolverine. Only reason why she didn’t off her siblings is because they probably knew to watch her closely! LOL!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Cause as we all know, she has no nannies!!!! Babysitters maybe, but NO NANNIES for her wolverines!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Melania scares me!!

          • Tigerlily

            Ditto. She reminds me of Chucky. I know it’s mean to talk bad about a child but, she’s really got an evil streak in her that just shows! Creeps me the eff out!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Creeps me out too–she always has!!!

          • Tigerlily

            I for one would not be surprised if in 10/15 years from now she was making headline news and not for saving a kitty or a family from a fire!
            Heck she’d probably be the one starting it, a la “Left Eye!” from TLC.

          • twifan2

            That kid is MEAN!!! 😮

            http://i.imgur.com/2z2RbGU.gif

          • noarguingwithstupid

            There you go!!! Just how I imagine her!

          • Tigerlily

            She really is. I’ve seen it only a few times in real life and those types of kids always, always grow up to be exactly who and what you saw in them as a child. Pretty much evil.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I remember her crawling through the frozen food section of the grocery store, demanding junk food!!

          • Babson_Chick

            That scene showed me what a idiot she is for not teaching her kids some manners.

          • twifan2

            Didn’t Kathy say that Tre was just like Milania when she was that age? :/

          • noarguingwithstupid

            OMG!!! I’ve not heard that before, but it makes sense!!!

          • Tigerlily

            You know you right Twi! I think that’s exactly what she said. No need to say anymore then huh?

          • I agree 100% and all these idiots saying Milania is so cute and she’s just a kid need their heads examined. Adults that condone this type of behavior are the ones that create self-entitled ill-mannered brats that grew into self-entitled monsters in society.

          • Tigerlily

            Doc you’ve hit the nail right on the head!
            http://i.imgur.com/2I2JUOx.gif

          • Sponge Bob!!!

          • Milania is scary!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            No doubt about it!!!

        • Babson_Chick

          oh what did I miss…..tweets??

          • twifan2

            Ask Vince or was it Reginal?
            They posted the twits on another thread here.

          • Babson_Chick

            OK & thanks

    • Tigerlily

      Happy Friday Twi!

      • twifan2

        Happy FRIDAY, T-Lily! 🙂
        We sure need to go tomorrow BUT NOT for Tre’s signing! Oh NO! For the DRUNKEN LOVE SATURDAY APRIL 26, 2014

        • Tigerlily

          I didn’t realize you were here on the East Coast Twi!
          Wicked cool!
          I thought that event was in the UK, London. There’s one here too?

          • twifan2

            Yes, been on the east coast for almost 5yrs now. 🙂
            Apparently that’s what Maracas is having tomorrow along with tre’s bottle signing. :/
            She better gear up NOW! 😀

            http://i.imgur.com/PUGMBC6.gif

          • Tigerlily

            Most excellent! Yeah Twi I was telling my nephew all about it and he said Please, please don’t go. I don’t want to get a call from Jamaica Medical Center about you!

          • twifan2

            I called my friends in Alphabet City & they said “YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MIND!”.
            LOL

          • Tigerlily

            OH SNAP! Alphabet City? And they won’t even venture there?
            Now you know that sh!t is for REALLY real!

          • twifan2

            Yep!
            They said they’d tie me down IF I even think of going there…BUT AFTER DARK-they want to be named as Executors my Will. 😀

          • Tigerlily

            LMBO @ “Executors of my Will”.
            My nephew was serious. He was like Aunt L, please, please don’t even think of going there. Especially alone!

          • twifan2

            One of our friends rode down there on his bike. He chained it up to a rail & left. When he got back, BOTH the bike’s wheels were gone! 😮
            This was just last year. 🙁

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Not good!!

          • twifan2

            Yep. He had to haul the carcass back on the subway. Cabs wouldn’t go there to pick him up. :/

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Obviously someone is not doing their job in the scheduling department!! (Or maybe someone IS!!!)

          • Tigerlily

            Maybe they thought this would be a way to garner some sympathy for her?
            Well, I hate to tell them but complete and utter failure!

          • twifan2

            I want see what happens when she does show up! 🙂
            *gets wine, popcorn ready*

          • Raine Woman

            That’s what I want to see! Can’t we rent an armored car, get night-vision goggles, some burley security, go down early to camp out in a prime spot, and just drink until she shows up? I’ve got the cameras!

          • twifan2

            Maybe if we get Vince & Leopard Guy to come along we MIGHT be safe?! o.0

          • WestCoastFeed

            I wouldn’t count on the leopard for much protection. He might pee on them, but that would be about it.

          • Babson_Chick

            Ouch but funny!!!

          • Tigerlily

            OMG West I am dying here LMBO @ “He might pee on them, but that would be about it.”

          • Babson_Chick

            Love a woman who is ready to go and has all the gear too. Yeah!!

          • I like how you roll. I’m in.

          • Raine Woman

            I’m a safety girl!

          • Tigerlily

            Me too!

          • twifan2

            There go the profits! 😀

          • Tigerlily

            Oopsie! Better get back in that ga-rage and get stompin’ Tre.
            Hell grapes aren’t gonna miraculously turn into Felonlini by themselves!

          • Tigerlily

            See.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I wish I could throw Treape in there!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Only if I get to wear my Doc Marten’s while doing it!

          • I like the way you think!

          • Tigerlily

            In pink. Special just for stomping Tre’s

          • noarguingwithstupid

            They are perfect, Tiger!!!

          • Of course, nothing but love love love and the best for Tre.

          • Babson_Chick

            This is a classic and one of my all time favs!! Tks!!

          • Tigerlily

            Lucy was the best! Sheer dynamite!

          • Babson_Chick

            and she didn’t tell nasty jokes or use horrible language

          • Tigerlily

            Exactly class and brains and beauty! What a trifecta!

          • Babson_Chick

            Truth!!

          • Norrth

            I could pass out from laughing so hard!

          • Tigerlily

            Aww thanks Norrth. Happy Friday to you!
            I’m no where good as Twi but I am learning!

          • Hey Norrth! LOLOLOL!!!!

          • Thank you! ROFLMAO!!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        There are no words…..so sweet!

        • twifan2

          Happy FRIDAY NAWS!!! 🙂
          http://i.imgur.com/gUKkrSs.gif

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Oh Twi!!!! How you do that??? My little Cumberbunny!!!

          • twifan2

            Magic! 😉

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Cumbermagic!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Now THAT is Happy Friday!!!!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Oh yeah! Now were talkin’!
            *Le sigh*

          • twifan2

            DOUBLE le sigh! 🙂

            http://i.imgur.com/ZsnwRvT.gif

          • noarguingwithstupid

            HE is magic, too!!! They are replaying all of the first 2 seasons in my area…..I am in Cumberbitch Heaven!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I’m drooling….I’ve not seen this picture!!! Oh My!!!

          • twifan2

            How about this one? 😮
            Benedict Cumberbatch on Time’s ‘100 Most Influential People’ list 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            OMG!!!! Well, Twi, we always knew he was special, but Oh MY!!! I have to copy this one. Oh MY!!!!!

          • twifan2

            You should see the 1024x 512 pic I first had! 🙂
            *Drool*

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I have to find this TIME mag STAT!!!!!

          • twifan2

            It’s from last year, NAWS. 🙁

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Oh, No!! I will have to steal it from Dr.’s Office then!!

          • twifan2

            Sorry that cover wasn’t available in the US. I posted the link, so you could read about it.

            http://www.dailydot.com/fandom/cumberbatch-time-magazine-cover/

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I read the story and yet another reason to dislike Texas!

          • twifan2

            IKR!!! >(
            *hides Tx birth certificate*

          • twifan2

            Happy place! Go to your Happy Place NAWS! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Post another cumber pic, please, before I start to cry!!!

          • twifan2

            No crying NAWS!!!!
            Swooning-YES! But NO crying!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Oh, MY, MY, MY!!!! Droolling is starting! What a great picture!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            West, did you see this picture????

          • WestCoastFeed

            Lordy, Lordy. This is too much for this old lady. Sigh!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            This may not be healthy for me, but what a way to go!!!

          • Tigerlily

            The obit would read… She came and went at the same time!
            (Thank you Richard Pryor!)

          • noarguingwithstupid

            And that would be ok by me!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Ditto Naws! What a way to go!
            Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

          • twifan2

            uuuummm to be a red bird on those trunks! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            To be a red bird IN those trunks!! (Did I really say that?)

          • twifan2

            I thought it, BUT YOU said it out loud! 😀

          • twifan2
          • Tigerlily

            Now that should be illegal. Torturing us like that!
            Sexy, sexy man!
            Ooooooohhhhhhhh! Love me some BC!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            What did you do with it? I hope you used it as wallpaper. Please don’t tell me you threw it away!!!

          • twifan2

            Nope, I have it in my files. 🙂
            Want me to send it to you?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Why would you not want it forever? Of course I would love it, but I don’t want to deprive you. Why is it in a file and not out in open??

          • twifan2

            I sent it.
            I’ll still have a copy, so no worries. 🙂
            IF I keep it out in the open, I’ll NEVER get any work done. 😉

          • Tigerlily

            Oh oh me too? PLEASE!

          • twifan2

            Ask doc for my email address & I’ll send it to you too, T-Lily. 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Ok will do thanks Twi!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I completely understand. I lose all sense of time and place!!!

          • twifan2

            Huh?
            Sorry, was ‘preoccupied’ 😉

          • noarguingwithstupid

            LOLFOF!!!!!! huh?

          • WestCoastFeed

            What happened? Did somebody post something? I was kinda in a reverie

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Yeah, I know what you mean, West. It’s almost an overload on my senses!!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Oh, my. I want this one.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            West, Is this not the best??

          • WestCoastFeed

            YES!!!!!!!!

          • twifan2

            I want the LIVE version, WCF! ;D

          • Tigerlily

            Ahh Twi, this man gives me Lady-Wood!

          • Tigerlily

            Ditto! Such cruel and unusal punishment. To be able to look but not lick, whoops I mean touch, touch!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            You meant Lick and you know it!!!!! Cumberbitches are all alike!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Yeah you got me Naws. I most certainly did mean lick . Would love to put my tongue… wait I’ll be right back, need a cold shower! LOLOL!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            LOLFOFLMAO!!!!! From one Cumberbitch to another–You are hilarious!!!!

          • twifan2

            Yep, like NAWS throwing herself at him!
            Oh my!!!

            http://i.imgur.com/bwbF0d4.gif

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Not now, but when I was younger and in my dreams!!!!!!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I need to just look at this picture for a while…..just for a while!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Oh Twi. I just want to hear him speak. Say my name!
            Oh I’d melt! Tee-hee

          • noarguingwithstupid

            No!!!!! I want him to say my name!!!!!!! I would need the EMTs, for sure!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Twi always knows how to put me in a sublime mood!!!

          • twifan2

            Look below, NAWS! 🙂

  • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

    I’m on the E. Coast atm but if I were in NJ I would go take pics and spy on them.

    We need a mole!

    So good to see this HO get some comeuppance for her deeds. But it is ALL coming down in only a couple more months! Then Tre-Ape is Big Bertha’s responsibility!

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi 4tHH! 🙂
      Uuh nope, you wouldn’t want to go NEAR that place tomorrow or any other time!

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        Hi Twi! Oh wow–it must be realllly bad! Goodie! I just wish I knew someone who could film her at her bottom feeding worst! 🙂

        • twifan2

          Special Force team would be needed to go in after dark on a Saturday nite, 4tHH! :/
          This place makes Devil’s Island look like a resort. ;D

          • Tigerlily

            I think even the Navy Seals would need back-up!

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            Ooooooh, I love Navy Seals! I love brave men. What a turn on! But I digress. . .

            It’s hilarious that ape-face is now at the bottom of the skank heap, playing at gangsta bars. Wonder if she’ll bring juiceless in for protection. LOL!

          • Tigerlily

            Hah 4, He’d probably push her down and outrun her!
            Real brave! Look at how he speaks to her. She’s a goner if she trips! LOL!

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            Ha–believe me–he’s only interested in protecting his own scammy ass. I was being quite facetious. 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Considering all he’s done for her so far….
            FOTFLOL!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Special Forces??

          • Tigerlily

            Maybe. If they bring a tank and assault weapons it might be even!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            BAZOOKA!!!!!!!

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            Oh Lordy! Wow, it must REALLY be skanky. Perfect for ape-face!

          • Marsbars09

            Hi Twi! I’m curious to see how hood this place really looks. Can you provide some photos?

          • Tigerlily
          • WestCoastFeed

            What a classy location. Right under the el!

          • Tigerlily

            Yup WCF for that necessary quick escape out of the hood!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Thank you. The picture just looks like office buildings!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            But Naws, it’s a dance club in the Hills. LOLOLOL!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Somebody either screwed up, or they are really hurting for moola!!

          • Tigerlily

            I think it’s the second. Or maybe they though Beverly when they heard Hills instead of Queens.

    • I love Big Bertha!!!! Happy Friday Heels! 🙂

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        LOL, Happy Friday, Doc! Have a great weekend!

        • You too! 🙂 Hope you have a relaxing weekend.

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            I plan to! We’re heading to Martha’s vineyard this weekend. 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            AH! So jelly!
            WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            Wish I could bundle you up and take you with me. It is pretty awesome there, though! Love it. Especially on a beautiful spring weekend before all the crazy tourists arrive.

          • Tigerlily

            Enjoy Hunnie! Have a great time!
            ✿❀❁ (◡‿◡✿) ✿❀❁

          • Marsbars09

            Hi 4th!
            Martha’s Vineyard! Now that’s a getaway!
            Have fun!

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            Hi Mars! Thanks much! I so need a little getaway. I’ve been working hard. Wish I could take you all with me!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Maybe tonite she will have kind of a “dry run” of what Big Bertha will be like!!!

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        BB would LUUUURRRVE getting her big old hands on Teresa. BB is already looking forward to Tre-ape’s “cavity searches.” LOL!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Apesolutely 4th, apesolutely!!!!!!

  • Tigerlily

    It’s Friday!
    Tre’s going to the ghetto and Karma has her by the short hairs!
    What could be better?
    Makes me want to dance!
    WOOT_WOOT!
    http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/760779/carlton-dance-o.gif

    • Marsbars09

      LOL! Tiger, you’re too much. Tre’s of the hood so she should have no problems.

      • Tigerlily

        Yup. She be from Paterson YO!
        A’ight!

        • Marsbars09

          Hi Tiger! You keep referring to me as NAWS. I’m Marsie.

          • Tigerlily

            I’m sorry Honey. I’m flopping all over the place today. Work, here, FB. I’m spreading my self too thin, and my posting finger is itchy & too quick on the draw! LOL! I’m sorry Marsie!

          • Tigerlily

            Sorry Marsie! I’ll put my glasses on maybe that will help! LOLOL!

          • Marsbars09

            Don’t sweat it, Tiger!
            BTW-That’s an adorable pic of the puppy.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Hi Marsie!!! I am Naws!! How are you? Good Friday for you?

          • Tigerlily

            Marsie, Naws. Maws, Marsie!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            No Maws!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            I jumped back and edited it immediately!
            FACK!
            Oh forget it! I’m screwed today.
            *Tigerlily hides her head in shame*

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! Hi NAWS! It was a decent Friday until someone on the job upset me right before the end of the day.

  • Babson_Chick

    Oh goodness, this doesn’t sound like a place that I would visit. Doesn’t Teresa check out the places that want to book her OR is she so excited that someone wants her and doesn’t care. WTG West and Tiger!! I’m striking this place off my list of “must sees”.

    • Hey Babs! Oh come one…you mean a few gunshots and stabbing is not your style? The hospital is right up the street.

      • Babson_Chick

        Nope and I can’t run as fast as could in the past. Don’t like hospitals either!! Sorry but count me out.

        • Tigerlily

          Ruh-roh!

      • Marsbars09

        LOL!

    • Marsbars09

      Goddamn Babs! You’re making that place sound like a war zone. LOL!

      • Tigerlily

        It is Naws. No joke. It is!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Huh? Tiger, I’ve never been to N.Y.!!! I think it’s Twi who’s doing it!

          • Tigerlily

            Oopsie was too quick on the post. I meant Marsie! Sorry Hon! 🙁

          • twifan2

            No wasn’t me.
            I don’t think it was? Maybe it was? o.0

        • Marsbars09

          Hi Tiger! I sure hope so. I need a hug right about now.

          • twifan2

            (((hugs)))
            🙂

          • Marsbars09

            Hi Twi! Thanks for sharing the video. It’s so touching it made me cry.

          • twifan2

            Oh, I didn’t mean to make you cry. 🙁
            Maybe this one will make you laugh?! My brother & his girlfriend are in it. LOL-really. 😀

          • Marsbars09

            Now that’s more like it!
            Thanks again, Twi! You always go out of your way to make others feel good.

          • twifan2

            🙂
            Hope you feeling better now. ENJOY the weekend!

          • Marsbars09

            Thanks! You too.

      • Babson_Chick

        Sounds like most nights it is!! Don’t think I’d fit in…..

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Who is going to be our on the scene report tomorrow night?

    • Tigerlily

      Ha-ha Vince! You gonna brave it? I was asked, pleaded with and then told not to go!

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        I may go if Leopard buys me a real drink!

        • Tigerlily

          Hee-hee. He might drink you up after seeing you in person Vince! LOL! Maybe Tre has some competition for his lust/love!

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Some young child will be hungry because Teresa is going out tomorrow night. Please give to the Feed the Giudice Family Fund.

    • I was thinking the same thing! She goes out and leaves those kids hungry. Poor babies.

      • Marsbars09

        Tre & Joe ought to be ashamed of themselves for not feeding their kids. Oops, the Giudices’ don’t know what shame feels like.

        • Tigerlily

          DING DING DING!

  • This is from the club’s Twitter Page…They are calling her a RHONY. Tells how much they care. LMAO!

    https://twitter.com/maracasny/status/458745842841559040

    • Tigerlily

      Oh FVCK!
      That’s just awesome! I love you Doc! You just made my whole weekend with that one!
      FOTFLMAOPIMP’s!!!!!

      • AHAHAHAHA!!! Your responses keep me in stitches. TY! 🙂

        • Tigerlily

          You too Doc. You guys slay me and you make the day so much better and sooo much fun!
          Real Housewife of NY. Of NY! FFS!
          Next she’ll be crowned Miss USA or shit wait, or is it Miss America?
          FOTFLOL!

    • Vince Foster, Jr.

      that is great, we should welcome them to twitter with open arms.

    • Babson_Chick

      ok everyone – check your papers Sunday morning to read about who lived and who got thrown out and did the Feds send someone to check the cash – Hell the Feds probably will refuse to go there too!!

      • WestCoastFeed

        You may have hit upon the reason this place was chosen. The Feds would refuse to go there.

        • Tigerlily

          Oh man if you thought Leopard Man is gonna stick out like a sore thumb imagine the Fed’s trying to go in undercover! Hah!

        • Babson_Chick

          that’s what I’m thinking

    • Vince Foster, Jr.

      I’m on it boss!

      @maracasny Wow, you are her first booking after pleading guilty to federal fraud charges. When are you booking Mark David Chapman?— Vince Foster, Jr. (@JustTheFactsNJ) April 25, 2014

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        @maracasny I guess you are also inviting an IRS audit to see how and what you paid her. Better keep good records!— Vince Foster, Jr. (@JustTheFactsNJ) April 25, 2014

        ipt>

        • Tigerlily

          Oh Vince, you slay me!
          Tell them she’s from Paterson! Not NY! We don’t claim her!!!!

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            But remember, Lou Costello was from Paterson and she is tarnishing his image

          • Tigerlily

            Eeep! That can’t be right. She must be from a different Paterson!
            Drats!

          • WestCoastFeed

            But he was Irish. He doesn’t count. Only Italians matter.

          • Tigerlily

            Thank you WCF. for that saving grace! Phew! Love Lou. Such a sweet, talented funny man but yet such a sad life too!

      • LMAO #DEAD

    • Marsbars09

      Oh my. This sh*t keeps getting funnier the more I read the posts.
      Hi Doc!

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    That neighborhood is so bad. How bad is it you ask? They even have a special version of Sesame Street just for the local kids.

    • Sesame Street does their research and caters to their demographic!

      • Marsbars09

        LOL!

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      LOLOL! that’s so bad it’s just really good!

      • Tigerlily

        Gangsta’ Muppets!
        Who knew? lol

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Creepy gangsta’ muppets!!

    • Marsbars09

      Vince, that’s too much portraying the Sesame Street muppets as thugs.

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    They even do pat downs on all the guest entering the club.

    • Babson_Chick

      oh I love “pat downs”

      • I’m sure Tre does too…

      • twifan2

        Babs! Let’s get there early!
        We don’t a repeat of last Saturday! 😮

        • Vince Foster, Jr.

          I am so old that I remember her has Emma Peel’es replacement

          • WestCoastFeed

            But no one could ever replace Emma Peel. Diana Rigg owned that part.

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            She was a beauty.

          • Tigerlily

            Ditto WCF. There was no one. No one cooler or sexier than Diana as Mrs. Peel!

        • Babson_Chick

          Love love love it!! Cheers!!

      • Babson_Chick

        Not this kind though – lol.

    • twifan2

      Tre better get used to it! 🙂

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Love this pic!! Love the look on her foreheadless face!!

      • Tigerlily

        This I will always treasure!

      • Raine Woman

        This one makes me LOL every single time!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      LOL!!!

  • Birdie11

    I guess you could go lower…if the ghetto thugs lose interest? That poster (with minor adjustments) looks like an ad for dial a porn.

    • WestCoastFeed

      It looks to me like an old Alexis Carrington glam shot.

      • Tigerlily

        Dynasty in all it’s glory! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

    • Tigerlily

      Happy Friday Birdie!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        What a cutie pie!!!

        • Tigerlily

          Don’t ya just want to nibble all those rolls and pudgies? I would eat him up! lol

  • twifan2

    I can’t believe Maracas paid Tre’s ‘appearance fee’ of $15K!?

    • Vince Foster, Jr.

      There is no way that they are paying her anything close to that. Maybe she is getting a percentage of the sales? The wholesale value of the wine is probably between 5-6 dollars. Maybe they will sell it for $25.00 a bottle which is about double the retail price.

      • WestCoastFeed

        This place is for the West Indian crowd. I have a hard time envisioning them drinking any kind of bellini.

      • twifan2

        The guy at Maracas told me that ‘she’ was selling it at $50 a bottle. :/

        • Tigerlily

          Really? Holy Moly!

          • twifan2

            He laughed when I told him ‘Oh F**K!’ 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Too funny!!! To be a fly or other vermin in there tonite!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Bwha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
            Did you ask if he thinks there be a crowd?

        • INSANE…madness!!! Teresa is cray!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      I bet she lowered her fee!!!

  • Marsbars09

    I’m LMAO at this! Tre shouldn’t be too concerned as she’s from the ghetto herself.
    Man, this is so funny! The mighty has sure fallen.

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    This is how they “create” the Fabellini bubbles…

    • WestCoastFeed

      It’s that natural effervescence!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      The absolute grossest episode evah!!!!

      • Tigerlily

        Oh Naws. I second that! Uber-gross! YUCK!

        • Vince Foster, Jr.

          I think she was going for the slutty Mary Poppins look

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Or Princess Leah!!!!!

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            or Chewbacca

          • noarguingwithstupid

            LOLFOFLOL!!!!!

      • Marsbars09

        True dat!

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      Ewwwww. I’m going out for dinner in a while–blech.

      • Tigerlily

        *Passes the brain bleach and the jug-o’-wine to 4th!*

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

          Thank you, m’lady! Whew. Bleach is so refreshing after an occipital assault.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Don’t go up there again, Please!!!!!!

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            Believe me–my eyes can’t take it. It’s like looking into the face of the devil or something. I’m still traumatized. :/

            It’s SO beautiful today and I’m listening to the news. It’s supposed to be crappy weather on MV this weekend. BUMMER. Oh well, hubs and I will just stay in and . . . (ahem).

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Treape said to tell you to watch out for the N’orwegian!!!!

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            Oh, like I’d listen to the ape. Ape-solutely I would.

            When does July 8 come anyway? Are we there yet? I can’t wait!!! I really do think we should do an online party here and toast to her prison sentence. And she’s going. My psycho (I mean psychic) told me so.

          • twifan2

            My mind’s eye!!!!! *brain bleach quick*
            😮

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Here–A whole bottle, full!!!

          • twifan2

            TY
            Bless you, NAWS!!!! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Anytime–I have lots!!

          • Tigerlily

            Aww too bad 4th. Well like you said if the weathers bad just stay in and… Cumberbatch him! Hee-hee!

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            That’s the big plan, Tiger. And if the sun comes out–great. If not, there’s bed, plus we have a fabulous dinner planned. I so love it there.

          • Tigerlily

            No worries 4th. I got your back!

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            Thank GOD!

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            TWIT OF THE YEAR!!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            That she is Vince. Maybe even the decade! Heck considering who we’re referring to probably the Century!

          • you poor thing…..treape has that affect on folks….smh!!!!!!

    • twifan2

      No Vince.
      Like this! 😀

      http://i.imgur.com/GXVdIkE.gif

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        Love the bubbles!

        • twifan2

          That’s what gives Felonillini that fizz! 😀

          • WestCoastFeed

            And makes Tre giggle and squeak that it tickles her nose.

    • Marsbars09

      That’s gross! That was the nastiest scene in the history of RHNJ. Tre looked like a straight clown and Joe’s face looked like chuck roast.

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Tiger, am I going to be able to get a cabbie to take me to this place?

    • Tigerlily

      No Vince I don’t think so. I don’t ever recall seeing a cab in that neighborhood. Maybe one of the black cars like Quisqueyana, but I don’t think so. Especially not at night. I have the # if you need it for Quisqueyana car service.

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Why is this happening to me? BECAUSE I COMMITTED FRAUD.
    Lessons for the children to learn? DON’T COMMIT FRAUD LIKE MOMMIE

    http://www.zimbio.com/watch/E6JGQTwbR5x/Teresa+Giudice+Happening/Teresa+Giudice

    • WestCoastFeed

      I don’t know whether this remark or the “It could happen to anyone” excuse irritates me more.

  • noarguingwithstupid

    Doc, you did yourself proud!!! This has been a great, entertainment all day long!!! Thank you!!

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      Why do you have a 0 when I gave you an up vote?

      I think there are spies here!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        It did that to me the other day. It should pop back in a second!!

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

          Oh good. Weird!

  • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

    I tink it is time for anuddah prayah vigil. Soon, dis bee-ooo-tee-ful fambly will be torn apaht.

    Let us bow our heads in prayah.

    Heavenly Fattah, Please we are asking youses to watch ovah this fambly and keep Taresa and Joosy safe in ya arms. Dis is a good fambly, Fattah. Dey wasn’t really guilty like dey sez dey wuz. Dey dint wanna inconveniences da court. Youse see, day ain’t guilty. Day only sez dat cuz Taresa and Joocy cannot do no more scammin and thieven wit one guvment agent lookin down dere troats and anutter lookin up they assholes. Don’t youse tell me, I will tell YOUSE. It ain’t easy being dem.

    How can dey scam wit all this innerference from da fucking cops? All dey need, Fattah, is for da Feds to just look da utter way and let this good fambly do whut dey do best: stealin and a thieven. Is it too much to ask, Fattah?

    Watch ovah Tarasa and Joosy when dey are in da slammah. Especially keep Joosy safe from Bubbah (he likes dem short and fat ones youse know) and keep Taresa safe from Big Berta (youse knows she gotta ting for apes).

    In yah name, Fattah. AMEN! An here’s a few twennnies for you to pass along to da judge. Just like da fucking Toot Ferry.

    • WestCoastFeed

      Amen

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        Tank youse.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Oh 4th, such a lovely prayer and I feel sure you made the cross backwards just for Teresa!!! Thank you again for those sterling words of wisdom!!!

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        Apesolutely.

        • twifan2

          Chimply marvelous! 🙂

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            Hahahahaha. Oh that’s great too!

    • twifan2

      AMEN *hic-excuse me*
      ♪┏(・o・)┛♪┗ ( ・o・) ┓♪
      ♫┏ (・o・ ) ┛♪┗ (・o・ ) ┓♪

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        LOL. I’ll drink to that!!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Cin Cin

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            Raises glass. Salute, my friends!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Slainte!

        • twifan2

          CHEERS! 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Cin-cin!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      It’s been a long time since we had a vigil. Thank you again. I know it did no good whatsoever, but you tried!!!! And that’s why we love you!!!

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        Love you guys too. Have missed you all as well.

        • twifan2

          So glad you here now, 4tHH! 🙂

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            It’s good to be here. I’m coming back too. This place is WAY more fun than RT right now–lately, too many people taking themselves way too seriously. Blech.

          • Tigerlily

            Drama free zone here 4th, courtesy of the good Doc-tah!.
            That’s why I absolutely love it here! Good people and tons of fun! Even when we disagree. Except maybe when Happywife shows up then I get a bit cranky and slightly bent out of shape! My inner thug wants to pummel her! But the girls always, always rein me in and I am oh so very grateful!

          • “My inner thug wants to pummel her!”<—-this is why I like you so much…..you make crack me up!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            *Cutrsies, waits til Doc curtsies back, pops Tre in the back of the head, looks away and whistles*

          • *curtsy* I did not see a thing!

            Officer: who assaulted the female impersonator (Tre)
            Doc: assault?….what assault officer?
            Officer: look, her forehead is missing!
            Doc: sadly, she was born that way!!!
            Officer: sir (Tre) my condolences

          • Tigerlily

            Oh Doc! You are killing me here! I swear my sides hurt from laughing so much!

          • Tigerlily

            Ditto! AAtT peeps are the best-est!

        • welcome back! ♥

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            xoxo, thanks!

    • #PREACH #HALLELUJAH #AMEN

    • flashlightsmistress

      Aaaaaahhhhhaaaaa!!!!

      • Franks!!!!!! How heck are ya sweets?

        • flashlightsmistress

          Hi doc. I’m good. How are you? LOVE this blog. You guys are all so funny.

          • Hey girlfriend….I’m hanging. Glad Friday is finally here…woohoo!!! I’m HAPPY you love the blog. We sure miss you.

    • Tigerlily

      OMG 4th! This is priceless!

    • Tigerlily

      I really am!

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        LOL!

      • aw too funny and cute….

    • “Heavenly Fattah” <— bwahahaha!

  • flashlightsmistress

    LMAO!!!! Aaaawwww poor Tre! She should walk in there and remind everyone she’s from Paterson! Aaahhhaa!

    • WestCoastFeed

      Happy Friday. Franks. The Doctor has outdone herself today.

      • flashlightsmistress

        Happy Friday!!!

        • WestCoastFeed

          Do you ever wonder where Lena and Lady T are?

          • flashlightsmistress

            I mentioned them on realitytea. I’m sure they’re still there under different names.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Defending their beloved Teresa to the end, I suppose.

          • twifan2

            Maybe one of them is Leotard Boy? :/

    • BOOM!!!!

      • flashlightsmistress

        BOOM PLONK AND BLOOP!!!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Over 400 comments again!!! Sensational!!

    • Tigerlily

      So proud of our Doc West! She’s the BOMB-Diggty Doc-Tah!

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Glauben Sie, dass Teresa eine lesbische Beziehung mit einer anderen Frau im Gefängnis haben?

    I bet you didn’t know that I spoke fluent German!

    http://translate.google.com/#de/en/Glauben%20Sie%2C%20dass%20Teresa%20eine%20lesbische%20Beziehung%20mit%20einer%20anderen%20Frau%20im%20Gef%C3%A4ngnis%20haben%3F

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    or Japanese!

    あなたはテレサが刑務所内の別の女性とのレズビアンの関係を持っていたと思いますか?

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Did someone ask for French?

    Pensez-vous que Teresa ne possède une relation lesbienne avec une autre femme en prison?

    • WestCoastFeed

      Bien sur.

    • twifan2

      Por qué no?

    • noarguingwithstupid

      I think Big Bertha wants the answer to that one!!

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    For our spanish friends:

    Fabellini es la mierda más barato que el dinero puede comprar!

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Now if only I can translate what Teresa says to English…

  • twifan2

    I say Big Ang SHOULD be one of
    TIME 100: The Most Influential People in the World in 2014
    It would just kill Tre! 😀

    • WestCoastFeed

      Or Melissa, or even worse, Kathy Wakile who didn’t even own a designer bag until she was in her 40s.

      • twifan2

        I guess Tre didn’t know Melissa was performing Saturday at Maracas. ;D

        • noarguingwithstupid

          That would be hilarious!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            She’d get the “ambush on the deck” face from Tre.

          • twifan2

            Can you imagine Messy & Little Joe sing their ‘HIT’ Dunkin Luv! 🙂
            I still LOVE this video. 😀

          • WestCoastFeed

            What a great idea!

          • twifan2

            It would be worth the cover charge just to hear them sing. 🙂
            *brings earplugs*

          • Tigerlily

            Ladies free till Midnight Twi! Tee-hee!

          • twifan2

            That’s only on Saturdays, T-Lily.

          • Tigerlily

            Aw man bogus!

          • twifan2

            AND after 12am it’s a $15 cover charge!
            When it’s live music nites, I thin the man said $45-$50?. 😮
            I’ll stick to my music online, tyvm

          • Tigerlily

            Ditto, plus how much for the funkilini? As Cee-Lo Grenn sings…
            F-f-f-f-f-forget you!

        • Tigerlily

          Delish! Love this Twi! You and all the AAtT posters have me rollin’ today. My face hurts from smiling and my sides are sore from laughing!

        • lmfaoooo!!! omg, you guys have me rofl

    • Did you add Big Ang to the cover of Time? If so, EXCELLENT work!!!!

      • twifan2

        Not me. Got it off Tumblr 🙂
        TOO much work to do. 😉

        • whoever did it…did a good job.

          • twifan2

            Painstaking erasing, resizing, cropping, etc! 😮

    • Marsbars09

      Those lips! OMG!

  • Marsbars09

    Will Joe sell Tre’s book from the trunk of their ride? Doc, you know you’re in the hood when you see that sh*t happening. LOL!

    • Tigerlily

      I remember being over there a few times and guys would set up furniture, like living room sets, on the corner near the exit for the expressway for sale. Maybe Tre and Juicy will try that with some of their less quality furnishings. You know make a few extra bucks while the Missus is busy.

      • Marsbars09

        Tiger, you’ve got me screaming with laughter! No they don’t do that sh*t! You’ve got to be kidding!

        • Tigerlily

          Marsie, I kid you not! I swear it’s the absolute truth. Full living room sets on the corner at the traffic light on Hillside Ave and the Van Wyck Expressway. Saw it with my own eyes. Many, many times. No Sh!t!
          I also remember if you were a lady who had a dent in her car, like if you were parking in the shopping center, they would come up and offer to fix the dent in your car. For like $50 bucks cash up front. Only they didn’t have like that suction cup thing or real equipment, they would drill a hole in the middle of the dent, put this rod in and then pull and pull on it till it popped out the other way and then they’d slap some house spackle on it, take your money and split.

          • WestCoastFeed

            I bet Juicy could sell that ridiculous suit of armor.

          • Tigerlily

            That would be such a hit, it would be gone before the light changed West. lol

          • Marsbars09

            I’ve never heard of such a thing! That is street vendor ghetto. LOL!

          • twifan2

            It’s NY Mars! 🙂

          • ROFL @ “street vendor ghetto” #DEAD

          • LMFAOOOO!!!! These stories are slap stick funny!!

      • twifan2

        I remember lawn furniture in the summer, T-Lily! 😀

      • oh lawd…somebody resuscitate me….this shit right here!!! *flatlined*

    • girl yes, that’ some Sanford & Son hood shit…bwahahaha!!!!

      • Marsbars09

        Yep!

  • murlut

    LOSERS. I would laugh if one of the claimholders or persons she owes money too comes in with a sheriff’s deputy and the lien and takes all the cash. I would pay to see that.

    • Tigerlily

      BOOM!

    • twifan2

      *gets wine, popcorn ready*
      Down front!

      • WestCoastFeed

        I’ll bring my lawn chair and my crispy white.

        • twifan2

          Want extra butter on your popcorn, WCF?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes, please, And real butter, not butter flavored. thank you.

          • twifan2

            I use only real butter! 🙂
            Goes best with Wally World box wine. 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            I should have known I could count on you.

          • twifan2

            🙂
            *grabs 2 rolls of paper towels*
            We ready?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes.

          • twifan2

            Ok then!
            Bring in Tre & her side kick! We want a show. 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            Drat, Naws keeps getting in my line of vision and I can’t see.

          • twifan2

            *borrows Kray Kray’s bullhorn*
            DOWN FRONT NAWS!
            There, WCF. That should be better. 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            Thank you, twi.

          • twifan2

            Any time. 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I was just looking at Cumber!!!!

        • Tigerlily

          If you forget it West you can probably pick one up as you drive off the highway. It’s spring all the patio furniture should be out just like Twi said. lol

          • WestCoastFeed

            TL, this just keeps getting better and better. I hope no one in her camp is reading any of this and frightens her so she cancels. Somebody has got to get a picture of her there.

          • twifan2

            OH! Did T-Lily mention that there are some women that’ll do your hair, makeup right there too! 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            Tre better bring David Antunes along, too.

          • Tigerlily

            No Twi. I forgot that!

          • twifan2

            YES! Right pass the exist ramp.
            About 2 blocks over. I remember, because at the time I had long hair & some woman wanted to ‘corn roll’ it!

          • Tigerlily

            Oh yes. I totally forgot about that. My hair is down to my waist, they’d love me! Braids? Braid your hair Lady? Braids?

          • twifan2

            It was $20 a couple of years ago.
            I ran!

          • Tigerlily

            Nah, I pass. I was harassed so bad when I went to the Bahamas my son was like, let’s go home Mom! lol

          • twifan2

            I learned to wear my hair up in a cap! 🙂
            But doesn’t matter now, I cut it.

          • Babson_Chick

            Same here and I had short hair at the time – I mean Really??

          • ahahaha…no way!!!

          • twifan2

            Yep, way! It’s crazy there.
            BUT very interesting! 🙂

    • Marsbars09

      That would be classic!

      • Heyyyyy Marsie! Good evening 🙂

        • Marsbars09

          Hi Doc. Great job on the article. Another major hit!

          • Aw, thank you! I was a hot mess today….super tired and just not myself. I feel a lot better now. A little rest does a body good.

          • Marsbars09

            Indeed it does.

    • Holy Shit!! That would be freaking awesome! Once that bk is final and the liens take effect, her creditors can do that.

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Who wants to risk their life and cover the event for us?

    • Marsbars09

      I don’t live on the East coast so I’m not a good candidate.

    • twifan2

      I thought you & Leotard Boy were going?

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        He hasn’t sent me the invite yet.

        • twifan2

          Invite?
          You don’t need no stinkin invite!
          Just go. 😀

          • WestCoastFeed

            And just call. “Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty,” and the jungle cat should appear. He does live somewhere on Long Island.

          • twifan2

            Really?
            Long Island!? 🙁
            *calls family to move out of there NOW*

          • WestCoastFeed

            And it didn’t take much searching to find his name. I won’t post it other than his first name, Jason, since that is readily available on his twitter time line.

          • twifan2

            smh :/
            What a goober!

          • Newchild

            hahaha! That was Dave Letterman’s line back in the day….Here kitty, kitty, kitty……. My daughter and I still laugh about that!! Geeze, that was at least 14yrs. ago before she was married. Takes me way back. Went to NY on a business trip and was an audience member…too funny.

      • WestCoastFeed

        Wonderful, Leotard boy! I love it.

  • Bonita Gee

    “Jamaican and Caribbean Clientele”? None of those people looked or sounded Jamaican to me….. And the white boy in the video clip kept saying ”that NIGGA dead, that nigga dead” . he’s a real a$$ Hole! The guy knocked out was WHITE, and white people need to stop using the word “nigga” so much trying to act and sound BLACK because they listen too much rapp music!! …………….. and far as Theresa being at the ”Jamaican” end of town, oh well, welcome to the HOOD!

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Bonita! I didn’t watch the video, but the white guy used the “N” word? I’m not down with that and don’t think the video should have been posted.

    • Hey Bonita Gee!…The officer is not white, the officer is Guyanese Indian (Caribbean) Guyana, South America….not Jamaican. And his attacker is Hispanic. A lot of hispanic people use the “n” word. Not saying it’s right but in the hood you do hear the word tossed around frequently among African American and Hispanics. The video was posted to further illustrate the point of the story.

      • WestCoastFeed

        The closed captioning is available in Dutch or Afrikaans. Why would a South African TV station be interested in this story?

        • The Dutch I can relate with because that community has a large populous of immigrants from Suriname (which is located next door to Guyana) and again the neighborhood is primarily Guyanese people aka Little Guyana. Surinamese native language is Dutch so they all speak it. The Afrikaans may just have been an option the video editor chose for the CC, it’s not relatable (to this generation) of Guyanese or Surinamese people.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Thanks.

          • you’re welcome!

      • Bonita Gee

        yeah he’s all that YOU say he is but he’s STILL NOT BLACK AND IT’S A REFENCE USED ON BLACKS which is WRONG either way but he’s NOT BLACK! come on now really?….. and just because ”black” people use the “n” among each other DOES NOT MAKE IT RIGHT OR OKAY ………….. SORRY BUT ITS WRONG!! And he used the word out of term and context EITHER WAY!

    • Tigerlily

      Hi Bonita, this was a very, widely publicized incident because it involved an officer of the NYPD. Unfortunately that word is part of the many, many cultures in NY. It is all too common place and should just never be used, by anyone, but that’s mho.

      • Perfectly stated!

        • Tigerlily

          TY

  • twifan2

    Well, this is going to be a ‘different’ type of night club setting Tre is used to! 😀

    • WestCoastFeed

      I should say so! A whole new experience for the Juicys.

      • twifan2

        AND they could make it a ‘family nite outing’ too.
        I saw kids in the video on stage! 🙂

        • WestCoastFeed

          I did too, Are kids allowed in night clubs in New York?

          • twifan2

            Uumm no.
            But I saw on their site: 18 TO PARTY AND 21 PLUS TO DRINK ….. IDENTIFICATION IS A MUST

            They do private events-Sweet 16 parties, & other ‘private’ events.

          • WestCoastFeed

            It was probably a private event.

          • twifan2

            :/

          • WestCoastFeed

            You’re right, it doesn’t. And there are a whole ton of kids in the front row.

          • twifan2

            I sure hope Juicy takes plenty of Mylanta with him!
            That Caribbean food can be SPICY! 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            What will happen when Teresa turns up her nose at fried plantain and says, “Italians don’t eat plantain.” Just the way she did to Kathy at her Mid-Eastern food tasting party. Then it was, “Italians don’t eat parsley.”

          • twifan2

            *runs to make more buttered popcorn*
            I can’t wait for that! 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            She’s gonna get a serious beat down and the azz whooping of her life she tries that over there.
            Oh man, oh man! I soooo want to see her face. She’s not too good at hiding her distaste easily. Should make for a really fun night!

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            How old to pack heat? I need protection.

          • twifan2

            No limit for that, Vince. 😉

          • WestCoastFeed

            Not to worry, Vince. Leotard man will protect you.

          • Tigerlily

            In NY. I think you have to at least be double digits, so… 10.

          • twifan2

            BUT if you can hold your formula bottle-4 months 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            You are too funny Twi! You have me in stitches over here, spot on!

          • You may need…Leopard will likely be there!

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            Will I need additional protection if he is there? If so, what kind?

          • Tigerlily

            Cat Nip!

          • twifan2

            Try this kind, Vince! 🙂
            Refreshing too.

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            No, I think he is going to beatoffstock. Isn’t that where Melissa used auto tune?

          • O-M-G!!

        • LMAO!!! Girl…Stop…you have me in tears with laughter!!

          • twifan2

            Don’t you want to take your fambly there! 😉

          • ROFLMAO!!! Ummmm……NO!

    • AHAHAHAHA!!!!

    • Marsbars09

      Oh my! This hood keeps popping up with all kinds of surprises.

    • Babson_Chick

      Yep – looks like my kind of place.

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    The felon just posted a photo with her out with Juicy. Who watches the kids she is protecting? She will be abandoning them again tomorrow. Some mom.

    • Tigerlily

      Miliania, HBIC!

    • WestCoastFeed

      Gia’s old enough, but she is probably out partying herself.

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        Teresa is such a stupid moron. She posts and half the responses are attacking her. She doesn’t get it. Are her brain cells dead? The kids would be better off with the State if NJ.

        • WestCoastFeed

          Melissa is so much brighter. She and Joe are out tonight, too, but they took the kids along and only tweeted pix of the kids.

      • LOL—Good Point!

    • twifan2

      So much for her being’ scared & staying locked up in her house’ pity party!
      Juicy’s eye look kind of weird. :/

      • WestCoastFeed

        His face is really puffy and bloated. That looks like alcohol bloat to me.

        • twifan2

          Yes. His eyes have that glazed look. :/

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            Here is the number for the police department if anyone is concerned about Joe driving.

            http://hhpd.com/main/

        • Marsbars09

          Hi WCF! It’s been known Joe drinks a lot.

          • WestCoastFeed

            And Teresa is looking gaunt. Her neck looks scrawny in that pic.

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        He looks drunk again.

        • Marsbars09

          That’s because he probably is.

      • Babson_Chick

        Right – I didn’t believe that story!!

    • Marsbars09

      Vince, I think those kids fend for themselves. Remember the tweet Gia sent to Tre to bring some food home so the girls could eat? That was after 12:00 a.m.? Where is the Department of Social Services?

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        Who watches the kids, her sick father, Leopard Man, or Bella?

        • The nanny ran off…she said something like slavery is over!

        • Marsbars09

          I don’t know who Leopard Man or Bella is, but I think those kids are alone often.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Bella is the most recently acquired dog. A Maltipoo?

          • Marsbars09

            I didn’t know the Giudices’ owned a little dog.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes. And Leopard Man is Vince’s twitter nemesis. Leopard adores Teresa and seldom misses an event she hosts to get another pic taken with her.

          • Tigerlily

            And when he can’t get a pic, he removes Juicy’s head & replaces it with his own!
            It puts the lotion on it’s skin or it gets the hose again!

          • Tigerlily

            Oh yes Marsie and tweeted just the other day how she spent OUR hard earned $$$ taking her little doggy to the spa for the day & getting her a facial. I Sh*t you not!

          • WestCoastFeed

            A blueberry facial, to boot!

          • Marsbars09

            That b*tch is crazy! That’s why she’s earning money in the ghetto, because she’s wasting money on BS.

          • Tigerlily

            Ikr? She tweeted today how soccer season is starting for Gabriella and Milania too. You know we’re paying for that also, but at least it’s for the girls. But I’m pretty sure all the people they stole from and scammed would love to do nice things for their families too but can’t because the Giudice’s entered their lives in some way, shape or form.

          • Yup! Spot on….that’s exactly right. they continue to flaunt their lifestyle built off of STOLEN money and think that’s perfectly fine. No moral compass…no remorse! That’s why I want them locked up and sentenced to 50 years. That’s what they both deserve.

          • Tigerlily

            I agree Doc. Nothing but actual jail time by both of them will satisfy me. Imo true justice will not be served unless these 2 get carted off to the pokey!

  • Vince Foster, Jr.
    • WestCoastFeed

      Tre Huggers are just not very bright. I’m reading the responses to your tweet. Have you had any luck getting any of them to understand that the Juicys are criminals?

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        They are like those people in Jonestown. They have no problem drinking the kool aid.

      • This response was the best”@Teresa_Giudice tick tock tick tock”

        • Vince Foster, Jr.

          The tide is really turning on her, more people are joining our ranks.

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Joe and Teresa are at Bananas Comedy Club on Route 17 in Hasbrouck Heights. He better watch out for the cops when he leaves. Whose license is he using today?

    • WestCoastFeed

      It’s okay, Vince. His driver’s license was reinstated.

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        He still can be pulled over for a field test.

        • WestCoastFeed

          Yes, Teresa better be the driver tonight. She looks sober.

    • I miss that area…..Bananas Comedy Club for the neanderthals…how fitting. LOL!

      • Tigerlily

        Banana’s for all the little ape-lettes at home too Doc? Gotta take care of the little ape-lettes!

        • LOLOL!!! How could I forget. It’s almost time for their midnight feeding.

          • Marsbars09

            Doc, I responded to your e-mail.

          • Thanks, just responded! 🙂

  • Vince Foster, Jr.
    • WestCoastFeed

      I’m beginning to learn that anyone can if her publisher buys her a spot on the list.

      • twifan2
        • noarguingwithstupid

          Morning Ms. Twi!!! How are youses today???

          • twifan2

            NAWS!!! ThE PENNSTER!!! 🙂
            How’s youses this morning?! All youses ok?
            Chats & I are doing good. Took him out already for his morning ‘drag’! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Drag!!!! Funny!!! Wesus is fine. I have to feed the Pennster. She isn’t hungry yet!!!

          • twifan2

            Really? NOT hungry yet? :/ She ok?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Yeah. Some mornings she just sleeps in and is not particularly hungry!!! Kind of like me!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Now she’s giving me the evil eye–like where is my food????

          • twifan2

            Chats is THE MASTER of The EVIL EYE!!! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            She’s a delicate, dainty little girl!!! (Except when I am eating!!!)

          • twifan2

            LOL
            Chats’ completely the opposite! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I just fed her and she was hungry!!! Such a strange little dog!!

          • twifan2

            Chats right now. 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            What does that mean?? Are you eating?

          • twifan2

            Nope, he’s not eating. I have to ration his food right now. 😉

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Do I have to call the Feline Abuse League on you?

          • twifan2

            Go ahead & call them! 🙂
            They’ll just pay me to take him back. 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I think if Doc started every morning with a Treape story, it would go all day and all evening!!!

          • twifan2

            Yep!
            AND Tre gives people so much material to work with! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I was a great posting day, especially with Cumber’s pics to break things up!!!! TY for sending the pic!!

          • twifan2

            🙂
            Yes, Cumberbatch does make the heart beat faster! 😉
            YW! Hope you were prepared when you opened it up. ;D

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I just went into mild tachycardia!!

          • twifan2

            🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Did you ever get to read the article about him in Time?

          • twifan2

            Yep, it was written by Colin Something.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            You do have an incredible memory!!

          • twifan2

            🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I think you have a “Mind Palace”!!!

          • twifan2

            Like this? 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Yep, that’s the Mind Palace I’m talkin’ about!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I was amazed so many people on this thread knew him!!! I always thought he was just mine!!!!!!!

          • twifan2

            Oh NO! Something that ‘amazing’ is ou there for all to see & drool over! ;D

          • Marsbars09

            Agreed. Nonstop entertainment.

          • Marsbars09

            LOL!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            How far do you drag him? (in his cute red harness!!!)

          • twifan2

            I drag about 3 feet then he decides to sit up & stare!

          • Marsbars09

            You have to drag your pet, Twi? Are you training him?

          • twifan2

            He has me trained, Mars! 😀
            You don’t know THE Chats! ;D

          • noarguingwithstupid

            He is a demanding Kitty!!

          • Marsbars09

            It’s all about them, NAWS. What can I tell you? 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Don’t I know it!!!

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! You’re so funny Twi. Just what I needed to start my morning.

          • Marsbars09

            You better feed that baby NAWS!
            Good morning by the way. 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Morning Mars!! Yep, I fed her and now she is asleep!!!!! 🙂

          • twifan2

            I wish I could have slept in late. 🙁
            BUT I had to go out & get Master’s food. :/

          • Marsbars09

            Wow. I didn’t know you had a master Twi.

          • twifan2

            Yep, sure do! 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            Well, to each his/her own. Who am I to judge? 🙂

          • twifan2

            Me this morning! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            What a cute little “thing” that is!!! Looks like my slippers!!

          • Marsbars09

            Twi, you look like a gremlin reject! LOL!

          • twifan2

            We’ve all had bad mornings like this, Mars! 😀

          • Marsbars09

            Agreed, but yours takes the cake.

          • twifan2

            I am a thang of beauty in the mornings! 🙂

          • aww…poor baby!! ur still cute.

    • Babson_Chick

      Not in my world!!

  • twifan2

    Kind of hoping for Tre to get a ‘make over’ tonite! 😉

    • noarguingwithstupid

      I hope someone twits some good pictures!!!

      • Marsbars09

        Me too! I want to see how the residents and she interact. LOL!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          She should be happy if anyone shows up!!!

          • twifan2

            Oh I think people will show up. BUT MANY aren’t going to buy that swill she’s peddling!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Do you think we will see an “embarrassed” Treape tonite??

          • twifan2

            I’m hoping for a DRUNK tre! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Yeah!!! That would be good too!!

    • Marsbars09

      I see you’re popping off already!
      How are you doing Twi?

      • twifan2

        Hi Hi Mars! 🙂
        Good afternoon to you!
        Just getting ready for great news evening tonite. 😀

        • Marsbars09

          What do you mean by great evening news?

          • twifan2

            Brawl At Maracas
            Film at 11

          • Marsbars09

            Twi you’re so crazy! 🙂

          • twifan2

            🙂

          • bwahahaha! #dead

    • ahahaha!!!!

  • twifan2
  • WestCoastFeed

    Now for something completely different:

    Teresa Giudice ‏@Teresa_Giudice_ 2h
    Just received wonderful news from my attorney. No jail time! He said something about non compos mentis. That is Spanish for not guilty!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Teresa Giudice ‏@Teresa_Giudice_ 2h
    The club is very easy to find tonight. There will be a chalk marked outline of a body on the sidewalk by the front door.

  • :D

    Brilliant, apparently Teresa has hit rock bottom BUT!! Manages to live the life she lives.
    I do not know about everyone else in America, Italy And the UK but MOST of us are not as fortunate to even buy new clothes, feed ourselves all the time, keep our houses warm and full of electricity and I live in the uk with apparently a rewarding royal family and great government pfffffft reporters are being selfish irrespectible un considerable and insulting to tell twitter how unfortunate Teresa’s life has become specially when she’s sitting multi millionaire and wtf dus she do for anyone? Nothing just thinks she’s fabulous and brings fabellini endorsements out hahahahaha that silly she dus not know wat poor is put ur feet on the ground women before u are ruined and karma makes u worse off. Bit of ad do good to others maybe ur probs will go away 😀

    • Right on! I totally agree with everything you stated in this comment.

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