Married To Medicine Recap: ‘A Steakhouse Beef’ [Episode 3]

Posted on Apr 21 2014 - 8:35am by SouthTampaLily

We start this week’s episode with Dr. Jackie shoving food in her mouth before answering a phone call.  “Chew girl, you’re going to choke!”  That’s my “Dr. Lily” advice!

Mariah is ill.  Dr. Aydin cuts his hand on a can of soup for Mariah’s lunch.  Blood everywhere!  Who knew Bravo TV could get so gory?  Daughter Lauren brings him a Mickey Mouse bandage.  I prefer Hello Kitty ones.  (More “Dr. Lily” advice!)

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Quad (in some satin polka dot pajamas that I am totally stealing) gives her husband the rundown on her off-camera night with Mariah. Quad and Mariah were at the same restaurant, so Quad says she wanted to try to make up.  She said Mariah was “drunk boots – man down – boots in the air!” Quad’s husband said he does not like public displays like Quad and Mariah arguing in public.  He said that two adults should not act like such.  (If they did, Bravo TV would not have an evening line up!)  Quad boils over and starts screaming at poor Dr. Eugene.  She says Mariah was taken out by security.  Dr. Eugene wises up that all Quad wants is support, so he kisses her and says he is sorry she had to go through that.  (Husband 101 lesson there!)

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Finally we get more than 2 seconds of new cast member Lisa NicoleDr. Jackie drops by.  Lisa Nicole says she is a quadruple threat – beautiful, intelligent, articulate and rich.  (I’m just a triple threat then.) She has a direct sales company and explains what this is, but I still don’t get it.  I did like seeing shots of RHOA’s Dwight in the “Businesswoman Lisa Nicole is busy” montage!  Lisa Nicole starts talking about herself in the third person at one point.  I was like “Oh no, don’t go there!”  Lisa Nicole is helping Dr. Jackie pick out a sequined evening gown.  I guess no more Daisy Duke basketball shorts for Dr. J!

Dr, Jackie meets with an overweight patient.  Dr. J says that the incident with Dr. Heavenly has made her realize she needs to be more sensitive when discussing a patient’s weight.  Now I’d like to say “REALLY?  You didn’t realize this up until NOW?”  But instead I will be less biatchy and say anything that makes a Doctor more cognizant of their bedside manner is a good thing.

Toya is having a birthday party for her son Avery.  Her parents ask her if she can afford it.  Whoops!  Another financial budgeting talk for Toya!  She says the expensive rides for the party are necessary because her son is TURNING TWO!  Suze Orman would smack her.

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Then it is the return of Chakiva, Ms. Georgia Plus!  Dr. J is feeling bad that she may have hurt her feelings so she invites Chavika and Dr. Heavenly to her office.  Dr. J apologizes to Ms. Georgia Plus.  Classy move, Dr. Jackie.  Too many people sweep misunderstandings under the rug versus growing up, owning up and apologizing.  I applaud that Dr. Jackie apologized on camera.  Chakiva accepts her apology.  Dr. Heavenly, however, seems like she needs a pound of flesh in addition to the apology.  She lost 75 pounds and is sensitive to comments about plus size women.  I like Dr. Heavenly but her voice was strained as if she was about to scream or cry.  Keep it together, Lady!

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Lisa Nicole and Dwight are going to Avery’s birthday party.  Like any Bravo kids birthday party, Avery’s celebration is a monster extravaganza that he will never remember. Dr. Heavenly says that Toya should have invested the money for Avery instead of throwing this giant, expensive party. WHAT?  A Bravo cast member who is fiscally reasonable?  Dr. Heavenly, you’re like a mythical unicorn!

Dr. Heavenly says Dwight looks familiar and he replies “Do you watch porn?”  (I am SO stealing that line!)  The ladies and Dwight dish on the Quad-Mariah fight.  Flashbacks to Mariah and Toya’s physical fight from last season.  Toya says “The Devil only changes his outfits.”

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Dr. Gregory serenades Quad on the guitar with an ultimatum fertility song.  (More Husband 101 lessons are needed here!)  Quad pulls out the 5 love languages book and starts quizzing Dr. Eugene.  If she starts talking like RHOC Vicki about her love tank, I am going to turn the channel.  Dr. Eugene looks like he’d rather have a rectal exam before talking more about relationships.  Quad does not appreciate him minimizing her feelings.  Love tank running out of fuel?

Dr. Simone, Mariah and their husbands go out to a restaurant that I must try.  Thanks to Bravo’s Shahs of Sunset, I understood the toast Dr. Aydin gave.  I’m #FluentByBravo.  Mariah gives her side of the off-camera fight with Quad.  Mariah says Quad is playing the victim.  She also thinks Quad used her for her connections and now is throwing her away.  Mariah said after she was thrown out of the restaurant she called her husband and cried like a baby. Dr. Simone thinks there is a lot more to this story than Mariah is sharing.

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Mariah says Quad treated her like a dog.  End of episode.

Next week: Dr. Heavenly and her sassy daughter exchange some words about Dr. H’s ambitions.  These two seriously need their own spin-off!  Dr. Heavenly’s daughter is the RHONJ Milania of Atlanta.  Side eye ahoy!  Stay tuned!

 

 

 

 

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  • SouthTampaLily

    What did you all think about last night’s show? Did the episode give us enough info to determine who was right and who was wrong in the Mariah-Quad fight? Was Toya’s son’s birthday party the appropriate level for a 2 year olds party? Should Quad tell Dr. Eugene she doesn’t want to have kids now instead of hiding behind the 5 love languages book? Was Dr. Jackie’s apology sufficient or are you Team Dr. Heavenly on this one? Can anyone explain to me what Lisa Nicole’s company does? And does anyone want to see Dwight in a porno (because this girl sure does NOT!) … Tell me your thoughts ….

    • Morning S-Tam! Quad and her husband seem to have an arranged marriage to me. I think both Dr. J and Dr. H need to calm their medical degree asses down. It’s battle of the ego’s with those two. Medical dr’s always ‘thumb their noses’ at dentist, when all the shit is relatable, dentist do as much schooling as a medical dr. Toya’s son’s b-day was very appropriate imo…nothing over the top.

      • SouthTampaLily

        Since I am neither a medical doctor or a dentist, I think this whole condescending battle is ridiculous. Both are educated professionals who are useful members of society – no reason to put down a dentist. I really feel like Bravo is turning into a channel where women rip each other apart for sport – the whole Med Dr vs. Dentist thing really makes me sick – because look at TV – how many female role models do young African-American women have to look up to? To see African-American doctors and dentists on TV – this should be an awesome show to inspire young girls that they can be anything – but instead these ladies are tearing each other apart. It makes me sad – but of course drama increases ratings.

        • Yup!!! Drama = high ratings. Positive images = low ratings.

    • Lisa Nicole Cloud is a entrepreneur and fashion designer

      Dwight Eubanks Is her Business Partner….”As a result of the success she experienced in direct sales, Lisa launched, The Lisa Nicole Collection, an affordable high fashion, business couture collection for today’s businesswoman. The sleek designs of the Lisa Nicole Collection exude the power, class, and sophistication of today’s professional woman….”

      • SouthTampaLily

        This made me cackle uncontrollably – you are definitely hitting it 100% on the head! “VIP Hostess” – words just puffing up – we have seen on various other reality shows that when people puff themselves up, the house of cards usually comes crashing down in a big way. Time will tell on this one!

  • Excellent Recap S-Tam!

    I’m still team Mariah/Quad but my allegiance to Mariah is wavering. So the bisch was drunk as a skunk and attacked Quad? Told her she made her? I was hoping she would stay grounded but it looks like she’s drank too much of the Bravo kool-aid and has turned into “one of them people.” I don’t think Quad loves her husband and there is something about their marriage that seems forced to me. Dr. Heavenly is very opinionated. Who cares how much Toya spent on HER child’s b-day party. It’s none of Dr. H’s business.Lisa Nicole is a snoozefest and Dwight makes her story line.

    • RonnieIsBack

      Agreed! Happy Monday!!!
      I don’t care for the Lisa Nicole either…her voice annoys me…

      • SouthTampaLily

        I keep thinking “How do I know Lisa Nicole?” she seems totally familiar to me – I think I have her confused with the lead singer of Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam – hahahahha! I actually hope Mariah & Quad make up b/c I love them both – although so agree with Dr Seuss on drinking too much of the Bravo Kool-aid. I swear each episode my allegiances shift from one cast member to the next – which is probably good for writing recaps – I’m not leaning too heavily on Team Anyone – except for Team Dwight because he just makes me laugh, he is cray to the cray-cray!

        • RonnieIsBack

          That is EXACTLY who she looks like LOL. Lisa Lisa…sounds like her too.

  • Quad and Phaedra know each other. Phaedra used to date Quad’s husband, Gregory Lunceford, a psychiatrist who is 14 years older than Quad

  • Simone and her husband are broke

    • SouthTampaLily

      not surprising – the ones with the least money always seem to be the ones who try the hardest to pretend they have $$$ – it’s a trap!

    • RonnieIsBack

      Wow seriously? Is it all the student loans….

  • RonnieIsBack

    Dr. Heavenly has issues..serious ones…and her voice…..eeeegads….the fight wiht Quad and Mariah is so boring…egos, egos…simple as that…I still cannot believe Mariah was hitting Quad on her back and Ms. Tennessee didn’t go H.A.M on her like she was going to do to Kari and Toya at the party? Righttttttt. There is more to this story…but who cares….However, I did not like on WWHL Fakedra trying to be the new Mariah acting like Quads BFF…please gator looked so greased up and taking that lingo…sounded stupid..she totally dodged the questions about Apollo and her marriage and his testimony…And if the Head Doctor calls one more person a slut….

    • SouthTampaLily

      Last season the physical altercation between Mariah & Toya, plus the punch on “Vanderpump Rules” and talk of Mariah hitting Quad on the back- but yet the #RHOA Porsha/Kenya thing seems to be this “I can’t believe it got physical!” I wanted to ask Andy Cohen if he actually watched any of the shows on Bravo because in the last 12 months, physical violence is slowly starting to become the norm on these shows. We have slipped into Jerry Springer territory & I’d really like Bravo to stop promoting women beating on women! Phaedra was totally acting like Quad & her were thick as thieves on #WWHL – not sure what that was all about – could definitely have been to dodge Apollo questions or maybe w/ few allies on #RHOA she’s feeling the need to branch out. I like Phaedra but when she turned the conversation on the RHOA reunion about Velvet dying into a plug for her funeral business, I was like “GIRL, STOP BEING SO SHADY!” Cue up the Bonnie Tyler song – I need a hero – and I am not seeing anyone to root for anymore on these Bravo shows!

      • RonnieIsBack

        I was sickened when she tried to plug her funeral services also…and she reminds me of a PUGdog…
        Fakedra needs to stop calling folks sluts when she has a rep and so does her husband…
        Fakedra WWHL was nauseating…

  • RonnieIsBack

    Dr. Heavenly is gonna have a mess on her hands with that sassy daughter in about 5 years…I cannot wait…

    • You have such a good eye. LOL! Her daughter reminds me of sassy Dee from “What Happening.” Too funny!

      • SouthTampaLily

        EXACTLY! She is sooooo a Mini Dee!

  • tp

    I can’t take it when Heavenly is on camera! Her shaky voice is weird, it makes me nervous. It’s irritating. Like .. Clear your throat or something. Adding to the the annoying sound of her voice are the shady comments that come out of her mouth. Don’t like her already. Quad and Simone and Jackie I like. The others can go , especially Mariah (gag)!

    • 2Hot4U

      Mariah,
      She is just misunderstood. She takes no stuff from
      no one, and thats why I feel she gets under peoples skin. She tells it like it is, and alot of people can, t handle that. BUT Toya, I feel is not in love with her husband, and needs to get a job to contribute to the lifestyle she is trying to have.You are not Mariah, You are jealous of her. I hope Quad n Mariah get it together. Toya,That man lost the money because of you.If you want to live large , work together….. Then you can have whatever your heart desires.