Saturday Funnies: Pearly White Stuff

Posted on Apr 19 2014 - 9:18am by Trixie Felonabulous

 

 The New & Improved Pearly White Stuff Commercial

Youse all haz gotz to get youse some of Pearly Whites stuff.  Youse will just Luv Luv Luv it!

Joe says that youse might getz some numbs and big lips, but Joe says ‘Fuhgeddabouddit’.  It’ll goez alwayz.  And youse all knows we want big lips. MuWah.

Saturday Funnies

Lemme shows youse how white my teeth gets with this stuff.  SEE

Saturday Funnies

Youse haz got to go outs and getz youse this stuff.  Buy lots froms me! The more yews buys the more Burpkins iz can give to charity.

 

This is good stuff!  Wouldz I lies to youses. Don’t forget ta send Cash Only.  No receipts.

*Feds watching*

 

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  • Tigerlily

    FOTFLOLPIMP’s
    OMG! I didn’t think she could get any scarier! Sheesh!
    I was wrong!
    “*Cash Only* *Fed’s still watching*
    Love, love love it! ♥♡❤

    • Morning T-Lily!

      Just was a little humor to rev up your Saturday morning, courtesy of Twi.

      How youse doing?

      • Tigerlily

        Morning Doc! Happy Easter/Passover to you and yours. And thank you. It did the job perfectly. Made me laugh and smile and slap my feet.
        Ehhh, been having some really bad roller coaster up and down days during the last 3 weeks. Trying to keep it up but I’m failing. I have pretty severe insomnia And right now? Lately I haven’t been sleeping for 2 or 3 days at a time. And then when I do finally fall sleep it’s no more than 4, 5 or at the most 6 hours. It’s really taking a toll. I am planning on relaxing all day and hope to catch up on some sleep. Something is better than nothing!
        Hope you have a beautiful Saturday and enjoy your Holiday with the fambly! LOL!!

        http://media3.giphy.com/media/xaO5l2wtK2xlS/200.gif

        • Birdie11

          I’m sorry T-lily…do you know why you’re having trouble sleeping? Is that Roseanne??

          • Tigerlily

            Thanks Birdie! I appreciate you being so sweet and asking. No it’s Ms. Swan from Mad TV. Love Ms. Swan. One of the best shows ever! Some of the funniest and most talented people on that show, and some of the most memorable characters too. Very close and similar to the original SNL Cast and characters.

            Gosh this is really OT and kind of long. Sorry Birdie, sorry guys.
            I have these cycles of not sleeping, but even when I do sleep it’s usually only arbout 5 or 6 hours.
            Okay let’s see if I can explain. Most of the time I am extremely hyper-sensitive to sound and light and motion. My Honey explains it as “I’m always on!” It’s long and complicated. But basically I am a hyper-aware person and most times I see pretty much everything. I am very aware of everything in my field of vision or hearing or touch.
            Birdie, I can’t even begin to tell you how many times I’ve called, (Predicted?) or witnessed accidents as they were happening and I can pretty much give you a total recall of something about 80 to 90% of the time. I can remember things from the age of 2 on and have total recall on certain things. It’s like a tape that plays in my head and I can see, smell, feel, taste, etc., etc., the full experience of that day or moment in time, all over again. So it’s hard to quiet my mind and sleep.
            I’m always thinking.
            I have trouble falling asleep and then staying asleep. And when I do sleep I usually sleep on average only 4, 5 or 6 hours.
            I have tried all different types of remedies and pills and potions and tricks and suggestions. It has not changed since I was a kid.
            My friends joke that some people get a second wind? But I get a third, and a fourth and a fifth. Yeah unfortunately it’s not unusual for me to stay awake for 24, 36, or 48 hours at a time and on bad weeks, even 72 hours at a time. I’ve been this way pretty much most of my life.

          • Birdie11

            Wow…so interesting..you have probably tried this…but do you do hard core cardio exercise regularly?

          • Tigerlily

            I did try it in the past. Can’t do certain exercises for medical reasons now. Bad back issues, pinched nerves, compressed discs, spinal stenosis and sciatica, a heart murmur and occasional arrhythmia , but I bike and swim in the spring and summer. And walk pretty much everywhere I can as often as I can. And it sounds silly but I always try to put some music on and dance a little sometime during my day for at least 20/30 minutes. That’s about the best I can do.

          • Birdie11

            Not at all..all movement counts..and if it’s fun, all the better. Sometimes the key to wearing out the mind is wearing out the body. I have recently been experimenting with fasting for short periods…it makes me so sleepy! i’m not recommending it for you (you must be SO sick of advice!)…it’s just been an unexpected side effect.

          • Tigerlily

            I usually eat only once or maximum twice a day now. Pretty much always been that way too. And it’s not uncommon for me to forget to eat, I’m so busy sometimes. You know the deal, we always put ourselves last. But I have basically done everything but a “Sleep Clinic”. Never had insurance that would cover it. And I don’t want to volunteer as a “Test” case, if you know what I mean. lol

          • twifan2

            Hi Hi T-Lily! 🙂
            Happy Easter to you & yours! 🙂

            Have you tried Eastern meditation techniques? Tai Chi? DON’T try Yoga-not good for your back.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Tiger, I am so sorry. I know how beat I am when I can’t sleep, I can’t imagine what you are going through. I will keep you in my prayers.

          • Tigerlily

            Thank you so much Sweetie! I really appreciate it!
            (>‿♥)

          • OMG! I can’t imagine the fatigue this may cause but at the same time it’s fascinating. Being able to recall senses of the experience is out of this world. I’m sure it takes a tremendous mental and physical toll.

          • Tigerlily

            It’s great in some aspects, like with happy memories. But when I get down, it really, really sucks. People think it’s fascanating and I’ve been compared to Marilu Henner, by my friends. But I am no where near on her level. Do you know about her memory Doc. SNOW she’s fascanating! She is one of the few people who have something called Highly Superior Auto-Biographical Memory, or H-SAM.
            http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/05/01/seen-at-11-rare-mental-condition-gives-actress-henner-super-human-memory/

          • Yes, she was on Celebrity Apprentice and in reading your comment she flashed to memory. I’m jealous of that kind of memory. The things I would do in terms of growth and career would be on the next level. But I know it’s a gift and a curse and I will pray that you find balance and some rest from it.

          • Tigerlily

            Thanks Doc. That is so kind of you! It is a blessing and a curse.
            I wish there was a switch to turn it off sometimes but I am glad that I can recall my Mom and my Sister so vividly, sometimes it hurts, but I wouldn’t want to give that up, you know.
            Besides it’s been my head for a while now and I’ve lived with it this long so I guess unlike Tre, I’ll keep it and opt out on a trade-in! LOL!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Marilu Henner is exactly who I was thinking of. It sounds like you both share some memory traits. I have few memories of childhood and I am fascinated to hear others talk about theirs.

          • Tigerlily

            Me too I think it’s cool what people can recall and how they remember things. And in what detail.

            It’s funny though, my husband brags about my great memory and then when it comes to me remembering something not so good about him? Well then it seems my memory’s not so good! LOL!

            No NAWS, I don’t have total recall like that. Where you can say a date and I can tell you what day of the week it was, down to every tiny, minute detail.
            Not everything sticks, a lot does, but if it sticks I can pretty much give you every detail, everything I did and what I wore, who was there, what we all did, stuff like that.
            True, I do remember much better than the average bear. And see much more than the average person.
            (Unfortunately it happens a lot when I’m driving. I will point out another car and say to my son watch this guy he’s gonna do such and such and a split second after say it, it happens. That kind of stuff/observation happens all the time. I have predicted so many accidents nano-seconds before they happen, because I see them coming. That part is good and bad. helps me avoid the accidents but then I was the only one that was looking at it as it happened and there were a few of them I wish I had not seen.)

          • noarguingwithstupid

            It is absolutely fascinating! I have never had a good memory (and I do not drink!). My childhood memories are practically gone–A counselor told me it could be that it was better that way. God’s way of protection. Anyway, I think it is great that you have the gift. Be sure to write everything down when you do your memoirs!!! Your family will thank you!

        • Aww, very sorry to hear this. Have you seen a doctor yet? What’s triggering the insomnia?

          • Tigerlily

            I posted below Doc. I’ve pretty much done and tried it all.

  • Once again, great job Twi!!!

    Happy Easter Saturday All !!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    Great work Twi!!!! Teresa kind of looks like a trout I once caught!!!

    • LOL–Her lips really do. No offense to your trout.

      • noarguingwithstupid

        None taken!!!!!

  • TartLemon

    That sentencing countdown clock is kinda like being pregnant. It was fun at first, but now I’m just ready for it to be over.

    Still like the clock, though.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      It seems like we’ve been waiting for years, instead of months!!!!

    • Dave

      I wish the clock said 2 days. Her sentencing day can’t come fast enough. Seems like an eternity with this case.

    • Birdie11

      At least it slows life down a little…that’s the bright side.

  • Dave

    Funny thread. Good job AATT. I see Teresa isn’t tired of pimping herself out to anyone. Why do these companies continue to have a convicted felon represent them?

  • Raine Woman

    I knew there would be a reason to get up today. Does anyone have $9.99 I can borrow? I’m good for it…promise. 😉 Too flippin funny. Thanks twi!!!!!

    • LOLOL– Morning Raine Woman.

      Who in their right mind is buying anything Tre endorses. I bet ya anything Pearl White has dumped her by now for poor sales. Do you know she also endorses a brand of frozen meatballs. I kid you not.

      • Raine Woman

        Good Morning, Doc. Happy Easter!
        Frozen meatballs, you say? That speaks for itself. All the products she “endorses” are bottom tier, as far as brand recognition goes. Some companies are so desperate to get their name out there, they’ll use any means possible…even risking being associated with a convicted criminal. Kinda worked though, we’re discussing them. Ha!

        • Morning and Happy Easter!

          You make a valid point but will the chatter translate into sales, I wonder? And for a woman who totes herself as a cook, using frozen pre-made meatballs is hypocritical. But then again, we are talking about Teresa here….a walking and talking contradiction. LOL!

          Hope you’re having a great Saturday! 🙂

  • Babson_Chick

    Good one twi!!

  • Birdie11

    The second pic down makes me want to throw Easter eggs in her mouth for fun.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Another triumph, twi!!!

  • italiano bambino

    LMFAO!!! Great job

  • Marsbars09

    Whoever did this, great job!

    • Hey Marsie. Happy Easter Saturday. This comes compliments of Twi.

      • Marsbars09

        Hi Doc! Happy Easter Saturday to you as well.

  • Birdie11

    The man hands are the best!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Look at the size of those hands!!!!! They are ginormous!!!

      • I’m staring at that neck and chest area….so manly! Damn!!!

        • WestCoastFeed

          So sweaty and greasy looking. yech!

          • Birdie11

            Very shiny…you would think the camera glare would have summoned the powder puff.

          • Tigerlily

            How’s this Birdie?

          • Birdie11

            Well, he does have her beat in the looks department.

          • Tigerlily

            At least he has a forehead! LOL!

          • And broad and muscular like a man or some animal hybrid. That biatch is scary.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Like a humanzee, maybe?

          • Love it!

          • Tigerlily

            NAWS! FOTFLOLPIMP’s @ “humanzee”!!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Humanzee in answer to Doc’s “animal hybrid”!!!!!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Maybe she’s the one Cirque du Soleil should have picked for Zumannity.

          • Birdie11

            That will give her the edge in the Big House.

          • I guess but Big Berth and em’ ain’t scuuurd.

    • LMAO!!! Hey Birdie.

      • Birdie11

        Hey Suessie! Happy Easter. ✛

  • Tigerlily

    PSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT! Psssssttttt! *Whisper’s* Hey! Hey!
    Hey Everybody look what I found! This was cut from the original Pearly Whites Ad in editing. I found it on the cutting-room floor. It’s a small snippet that wasn’t originally aired. They original set-up for the shoot was gonna feature a person interviewing Tre about the product. Like a Q and A session. One of the questions the Interviewer asked got this reaction…

    Interviewer: Teresa we know you just love, love, love sprinkle cookies, but the sprinkles can get stuck and stain your teeth sometimes. What new tooth cleaning product would you recommend to get your teeth back to being pearly white?
    *Camera pans over to Teresa. Teresa looks, blinks 3 times fast, blinks 3 times fast again*
    http://media.tumblr.com/3d527673a5ac709d6b8e69f44455c025/tumblr_inline_mltk7ghA0V1qz4rgp.gif

    • bwahahaha!! love it.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      What do you suppose she is talking about? I bet it was about someone else’s cooking!!!!

      • WestCoastFeed

        I would bet she is talking about Rich Wakile.

        • noarguingwithstupid

          I think you could be spot on!!!! I forgot how much she disliked him!!!!!

    • twifan2

      I think that was from when Tre first tasted her meatballs she made from her ‘own’ recipe!? ;D

      • Tigerlily

        Or her first kiss with Juicy! LOL!

        • twifan2

          I don’t think so, NAWS. Tre looks old in this pic! ;D
          LOL

  • Babson_Chick

    These pics and info = Priceless and that she thinks she’s funny, full of herself and smart!! Nope, she’s full of crap and rather dumb.

  • Marsbars09

    I forgot to state Tre looks like a primate in the middle picture.

  • Tre’s Felon Forehead

    LOL

  • WestCoastFeed

    One of the new Napolitano twins was asked on twitter when the season would begin. Her response was that she “thought August.”

  • Tigerlily
    • Birdie11

      LOL at Danielle’s gogo dancer getup! Good times!!

      • Tigerlily

        She’s def Joisey chic Birdie!
        Or is that chick in Joisey speak? lol!

        • Birdie11

          Hear that…I gotta break out my sequined mini one of these days!!!

          • Tigerlily
          • Birdie11

            BWAHAHA!! I don’t own one…but I would wear it when I watch the reunion tmrw and post a pic if I did! Like those freaks that would get dressed up for daytime soap opera weddings!

          • Tigerlily
          • Birdie11

            OMG!! Look at that horrendously hideous dress! What are those…emu feathers??

          • Tigerlily

            I sure hope so Birdie, cause if not then that must mean they are harpy feathers and that Tre is actually growing them herself!!
            http://realitytvgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/tumblr_mby99dbbjt1qzwh14o1_1280.jpg?w=440&h=300&crop=1

          • Birdie11

            AAAAAKKKKK!!!! YIKES!!!

          • That’s one scary bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT DAMN!!!

          • Tigerlily
          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            I’ll go one step further, I think Joe did what he did to keep up with Teresa’s spending habits. She drove him to steal for her.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Here comes another feather!!!!!! We’ll call this the “feather face”!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            LOL! More like the Feather-sh!ttin’ face!
            All that ugly on the inside just oozes out somehow!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I like your description better!!! Some of these pics are just awful and I’m loving it!!!! I forgot how mean looking she could be. Very scary!!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Tiger!!!! Best whore dress Evah, and she wore it in her confessional all season!!!!! You gotta hate those feathers!!!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            It reminds of that I Love Lucy episode where Fred and Ricky take them to Paris and they want designer outfits. So Fred and Ricky make the dress out of the potato sack, the tablecloth and lampshade hat and horse-feed hat!
            You know Tre would be walking down the street in the same outfit the next day too!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Apesolutely!!!!! Someone told her how great she looked in this designer feather fuck and she believed them!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Look out Ethel and Lucy, Tre’s got your number!
            FOTFLOLAPIMP’s @ Apesolutely!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            They were so much fun!!!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            With her taste, she would fall for anything, just like Lucy and Ethel!!! I loved that show. Timeless.

          • Tigerlily

            Oh yeah, it was one of the best! So many good episodes! The Candy factory, the grape-stomping, Vita-meat-a-vegi-min, the giant loaf of bread, too many to list. She was way before her time and I feel she doesn’t get the recognition she deserves for all the barriers she broke down for working women in general and especially for women in comedy!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I remember I had to be really good to get to stay up and watch her show! One of the few good memories I have!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            See you DO remember! Just needed a little nudge! LOL!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Most of it revolves around t.v.!!! Only child, t.v. was my bff!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Had 2 older sisters and TV was still my bff!
            Funny how all of that stuck with me too! I can pull stuff out that blows peoples minds!
            Like did you know what Betty and Wilma’s maiden names are?
            LMBO!

            Originally Wilma’s was Pebble but then for some reason they changed it to Slaghoople. And Betty’s is Bricker!
            Obscure and useless trivia for $1000, Alex!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            You are tooooooo Much!!!! I don’t think my son even knows that and he was a Flintstone officianado!!!!! (sp). Please, you need to go on Alex Show, for real!!!! Funny note–my son thought the Flintstones were real people. He did not see them as cartoon characters!! When I told him, it broke his heart 🙁 Betty Bricker and Wilma Slaghoople, My Gosh!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Ha-ha! My son was heart-broken when he found out there are no Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles living in the NYC sewer system! And he was po’d that Batman was a campy 60’s TV show and not a real superhero! Kids! Gotta love em’!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            It must be really hard on their little brains to watch t.v. and it seem so real!!! I know after I saw Psycho, I wouldn’t take a shower for weeks, just baths!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            My Mom changed from a shower curtain to glass doors! Thank goodness!
            I remember being scared sh!tless over the Exorcist and Dawn of the Dead.
            I was 13 when I saw the Exorcist. Really, really bad move!
            Dawn of the Dead scared me cause the tag line for the movie was, “When there’s no more room left in hell the dead will walk the earth!”
            And I thought to myself well heck that place must be really full already! They’re gonna be coming soon! FOTFLOL!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I never saw the Exorcist–my Mom knew the Priest that exorcised the little boy. So, I kind of grew up knowing that horrible story! Dawn of the Dead was a scary movie!!!! It was for me and I saw it when I was way older than you!!!!! (Sean of the Dead was good, also!!!). I think there is still plenty of room in hell! At least that’s what the Church says!!! Isn’t this a Happy Easter morning conversation!!!! LOLFOF!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            FOTFLMBO!
            Yup, we’re being such good Catholic’s!
            Oh Geez-Louise, I wouldn’t go see it either if I knew the real story then. My big sisters wanted to see it, so I go dragged along.
            My Mom probably didn’t have a clue and thought we were going to see something else. That’s what she gets for trusting my sister’s! LOL!

            I can remember sitting with my Mom on Saturday nights as a teenager watching “Chiller Theater”. It was the best!
            Ahhhhh! Such good memories.

            Except for the time we were watching ‘Night of the Living Dead’ and she decided she was tired and went to bed early and left me watching it all alone. I was too scared to walk to my room or put my feet on the floor, so I sat there for like an hour before summoning up the courage and making a mad dash into my bedroom!
            Loved Sean of the Dead too, that was hilariously funny!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Poor thing–I can imagine you not wanting to walk to your bedroom!!! I always thought someone was under my bed and would make my parents check that and the closet!!!! I,too, remember Chiller Theater and I loved watching it!!! Do you remember Night Gallery??? I remember I liked it and it was scary.

          • Tigerlily

            No. I don’t remember watching Night Gallery. That was like the scarier version of the “Twilight Zone” right?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Yes–very scary! Now for something completely different (not really) Did you ever watch the movie, District 9? I think that’s the name of it.

          • Tigerlily

            No didn’t see it yet, but want to. My husband usually picks the movies we watch since I’m always getting up and down to get stuff or do stuff. Hardly ever get to watch a movie from beginning to end. Unless I’m home alone! LOL!
            That movie looks creepy but good. Scary premise too!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Really good!!!! You will like it! Last nite I taped “Big Ass Spider”!!! It was on SyFy!!! I can’t wait to watch it!!!

          • Tigerlily

            FOTFL @ Big Ass Spider! Eeeeccckkk!
            I HATE spiders!
            *Shudders!* Eeewwww! They give me the heebie-jeebies!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            You know Tiger, I hope there is nothing wrong with me and these stupid movies!!!! I will be 68 on my next birthday!!!!! I guess it will be with me as long as I have eyes to see and ears to hear!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            NAH!
            If there’s something wrong with you, then there’s definitely something wrong with me! I’ll be 52 this year and I still love it! It’s a break from the daily drugery. A break to just veg out and have some sh!ts and giggles! Now if you believed they were true, that’s whole other kettle of fish! LMBO!
            It’s funny you just reminded me, when we were talking about how our kids believed the cartoons were real. I remember watching Peter Pan on The Wonderful World of Disney, (on Sunday nights.), and remember when they caught Tinkerbell and put her in the jar?
            I cried hysterically to my Mom and started to hyperventilate cause there were no air holes in the top of the jar for her to breathe!
            What a dunce! LOL!
            Lassie too. I would get all hysterical about the dog being hurt and my Mom would tell me “Don’t worry Honey, she has to be there for next weeks show!”

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I never thought about Tink in that jar! How smart of you to think of breathing holes!!!!!Did you live where there were lightning bugs, cause we always put holes in our jars for the bugs (like they would need a whole jar of air!!!!) I wouldn’t watch Lassie, cause it made me cry. I couldn’t watch any of those dog shows. I always worried so about them!
            I was a sissy when it came to animal shows!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Oh me too NAWS. I think I used to infuriate my Mom cause I would always cry but yet I had to watch!
            Poor woman was a saint for putting up with me!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            She loved you so, that’s why!!!! Girls do that (cry a lot!!!)

          • Ahahaha!!! OMG, this shit is hilarious. That was when Don Caro walked in like “Bitch, this is a stick-up, hands in the air!”

          • Tigerlily

            I thought it was Tre getting antsy cause she heard birdie was gonna come out in her sequined mini!
            http://realitytvgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/tumblr_m9dgvzs4521ql5yr7o1_400.gif?w=400&h=225&crop=1

          • wow!!!!

          • Birdie11

            TWIRL!!

    • What I want to know is why Tre didn’t get fired? She clearly assaulted Andy.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Tiger!!!! One of the Bestest reunions evah!!!!!! Thank you!!!!! Happy Easter!!

      • Tigerlily

        LOL! I knew you would enjoy it! Anytime Sweetie!
        Happy Easter to you too!
        -((
        ( =’:’)
        (..(“)(“)✿❤❀❤❁

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Love your Bunnie!!!!! Am loving these clips!!!!! I feel like it was a thousand years ago!!!!!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Look at Danielle’s go go outfit!!!!!

  • Vince Foster, Jr.
    • Vince Foster, Jr.

      They really should be proud as parents..

    • Parents of the year!

    • twifan2

      DANG!!!!
      That twit got deleted! 🙁
      Anyone have it? I wanted to see it.

  • Vince Foster, Jr.
  • Vince Foster, Jr.
    • Like mother like daughter….always want credit for something (I bet she’s lying) and a potty mouth.

    • twifan2

      DANG! That girl has got to stop!
      OH NO DON’T! The Federal Prison Committee that’ll give their report to the judge will see all that! 🙂

      • Tigerlily

        She’s a princess just like her Mom!
        LOLOLOLOL!

        • twifan2

          Her mom only thinks she’s a princees.
          Big Bertha will show just how much of a ‘princess’ she’ll be all locked up! 🙂

      • noarguingwithstupid

        She don’t care about any stinkin’ Prison Committee Report!!!!!

        • twifan2

          She better. That’s the group that’ll ‘recommend’ what sentencing should start at. 🙂
          BUT then again, it’s Tre we’re talking about….TOO dumb to know about any of that! smh

    • Tigerlily
      • twifan2

        Felons in the making! ;D

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    EXCLUSIVE photos of Teresa giving instructions to Leopard Man

    • twifan2
      • Tigerlily

        Freakin’ AWESOME!
        Love, love the sprinkler dance move with the tulip tucked in his undies! My husband does that same move only minus the additional tulip!
        Awesome! Just awesome!
        Thanks for all the smiles and giggles Twi!
        You’re the best-est!

        • twifan2

          You welcomed, T-Lily! 🙂
          ENJOY!

  • Tigerlily

    -((
    ( =’:’)
    (..(“)(“)✿❤❀❤❁ Happy Easter!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Kisses to Easter Beagle!!! XXXXXXOOOOOOOO

      • Tigerlily

        MUAH! Easter Beagle kisses right back at ya!
        Or should that be SLURP!

        • twifan2

          🙂

      • twifan2

        🙂

        • Tigerlily

          He’s soooo happy dancin’ with all the little bunnies!
          It NEVER gets old!
          I still love it and it still makes me go squeeeee!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Thank you, Twi!! Such a happy little pooch!!!

  • twifan2
    • noarguingwithstupid

      Happy Easter to you my sweetie!!!!!! Love your cards!!! Did the bunny come to see you?

      • twifan2

        HAPPY EASTER NAWS!!! 🙂
        Yes! I got my Easter Chocolate eggs already. 🙂
        How’s youses all doing today?

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Wesus is fine….Just remembering with Tiger about old t.v. shows!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Yes having fun reminiscing about all of our favorite scary TV shows and movies on Easter Sunday morning! LOL!

          • twifan2

            Twilight Zone! I watch that on SyFy. Those are really good. 🙂
            T-Lily, have you watch Winter’s Tale yet? It’s set in old time NYC. I liked it. Romantic drama, fantasy. 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Ooohh, no I haven’t. Must check it out. Sounds good! Thanks Twi!

          • twifan2

            Colin Farrell, Russell Crowe, William Hurt, Will Smith are all in it! 🙂
            Here check it out: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1837709/?ref_=nv_sr_1

          • Tigerlily

            Ohh looks juicy, wait that word has a whole different meaning now!
            Looks really really good! That is a definite ‘must’ see!

          • twifan2

            I usually watch old tv shows online or the ABC channel. 🙂
            I like some on Lifetime.

          • Tigerlily

            We were talking about all the scary movies we used to watch on the old “Chiller Theater” on Saturday nights. I used to make my Mom sit and watch with me all the time.

    • Tigerlily

      Awwww Twi! How precious!
      Happy Easter Lovie!
      Hope your day is just ducky too!

      • twifan2

        CUTE Easter bunny(?) chick! 😀
        TY T-Lily!

        • Tigerlily

          Da nada!
          -((
          ( =’:’)
          (..(“)(“)✿❤❀❤❁

          • twifan2

            T-Lily, you should make a story up with those gifs you have and give it to Doc to use on a Saturday Funnies! 🙂
            You’d do a great job on it! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Tiger posted some great pics of Treape!!! Such a great Easter!!!

          • twifan2

            I’m almost done scrolling down. 🙂
            So far from what I.ve seen-they’re HILARIOUS!!! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            The bestest of Treape!!

          • Tigerlily
          • twifan2

            Thank you, T-Lily! 🙂
            There are LOTS out there! My lappy can’t hold them all! 😀

          • Tigerlily

            That’s why I have 2!
            LOL!

          • twifan2

            😮
            Good 🙂

          • twifan2

            LOL Making me seasick! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Making me just plain sick!!!!

          • twifan2

            LOL Yep, that too! 😀

          • Tigerlily

            Jeepers! I know I think I should delete it I’m getting nauseous!

          • twifan2

            *passes T-Lily & NAWS a Dramamine* 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Thanks Twi, I needed that. Now where’s the tequila?

          • twifan2

            😮
            *hides Patron from T-Lily & pulls out Wally World tequila*
            Here you go, T-Lily! 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Twi you are a pisser!
            Literally! I swear I need adult diapers you make me laugh so hard!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Here’s a coupon for Depends for you (will mail in plain brown envelope!)

          • Tigerlily

            LOL! You too? Good, golly gosh you two are gonna kill me!
            My cat thinks I’m having seizures I fall on the floor so often from you two!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Look at that mouth!!!!! What a pretty kitty with pretty teeth!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Aww thanks NAWS. That’s my Callie. She’s a sweetie. A rescue. When I got her she was actually missing one of her large canine teeth and her lip gets stuck and she sneers like Elvis! It’s hilarious but she doesn’t think so.

            LOL! Don’t know why it posted twice and upside down at that!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Callie is gorgeous! I don’t have a cat, but I think I would really like one. I have a Jack Russell mix. Her name is Penney and she is always by my side!! Pets are the best!!!!

          • twifan2

            Wanna a fat cat? 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            LOL! Twi, no, no. You can not ship a kitty to NAWS!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Why Tig, Why??????? I would be a good kitty mom!!!! Do you want Chats?

          • twifan2

            Most definitely! 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            I am absolutely sure you would be NAWS, but Twi is his Mommy and she needs to take care of her Cat-baby. You can be her sitter but no, once adopted that’s that. No returns! Unlike Antonia who will soon be repo-ed by the IVF Clinic!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            LOL That clinic is getting very vocal about their bill!!!! I think that is great! I wish all the people who she owes money to would come forward!!!!! I would love to know!

          • Tigerlily

            Oh me too. It’s not the same as reading the list fo’ sure!

          • twifan2

            Oh no. He’s used to traveling, being passes around. 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Aww, poor baby. He likes to travel? Why does he travel so much?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            He has a large extended family!!!!!!!! He is very worldly and large!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Oh okay! A world traveler Kitteh! lol
            My girl is pretty large too. She needs a bra. Her cat-boobies slap her knees!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            She and Chats would be soul-mates I think!!!

          • twifan2

            ONLY if she has cat food in her purse, NAWS! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            True, that is true. Food is the number 1 priority with Chats!

          • twifan2

            You’ve got that right! :/

          • Tigerlily

            Oh no! My girl does not share! Not food, affection, or beds!
            She wants to kill all the other neighborhood cats. Don’t know why. I adopted her when she was 5 already, so maybe she had a bad experience. But no she’s not friendly to other cats at all!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Sorry she is a murderer. Better to keep her safe inside!!

          • Tigerlily

            Yes I keep her in the house. She can only go outside on her leash.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Sometime I hope Twi will show you pics of Chats “on a walk”. Sorry, I am laughing so hard I have to run to loo!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Oh I hope so too! Would love to see Chats! Especially on a walk!

          • twifan2

            LOL NAWS knows about Chats & his cat harness! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I love to hear cat stories from both of you!!!!!

          • twifan2

            Bet you don’t want to clean out his THREE bowls every day! :/
            Freakin cat won’t eat dry cat food with his can cat food. 😮

          • Tigerlily

            When I first got her they had her on this special diet cause she had some skin issues. It was like $58 for a freakin’ 5lb. bag of cat food. I phased that out quickly and she does just fine now. But she’s a chow hound, always, always looking for something to eat! Which is why her cat-boobies will soon be dragging on the floor!

          • twifan2

            Chats wasn’t on any special food.
            He likes whatevers there. BUT IF he can see the bottom of his dish…May the Lord have mercy on you!!!! 😮

          • Tigerlily

            Oh Callie too! She does not mess around when it comes to her food. She will torture your butt until you give in and feed her! She will yowl, piss and moan and scratch the mirror till it makes this horrendous screaming squeaking noise. Or she will scratch on her paper bags and anything else she can think of till you give in!

          • twifan2

            Chats just sits there and gives you his look of death! 😮

          • Tigerlily

            Callie does that too. Looks right through your soul! It’s creepy!

          • twifan2

            Scary how they do that! 😮

          • Tigerlily

            Yeah she bugs me out sometimes.
            And other times she thinks she’s Cat-alyn Monroe!

          • twifan2

            and he loves the snow!? :/

          • Tigerlily

            OMG! That is soooo cool!
            I never tried with Callie. I took her out once when it was chillier and she was shivering from the cold, so I only tried the one time. She doesn’t like wet though. She will bolt if you get the slightest bit of water on her.

          • Tigerlily

            Do you have a pic of Chats you can share Twi? I’d love to see him!

          • twifan2

            Hold a sec…have to get one 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            K. *Plays theme from Jeopardy in head!*
            Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo…

          • Tigerlily

            Oh Twi. So handsome. Love the look like he’s thinking…” I will allow this. Yeah, I’m the man, go ahead take as many pics as you need human! Now where’s my kibble?”
            Bet he keeps you lap warm and your legs numb, just like my girl! LOL!

          • twifan2

            He’s too hot for me!
            He likes to lay all against my back when I’m asleep on my side. I wake up all sweaty. :/

          • twifan2

            Chats is the opposite. He’ll run to the door when someone’s there & sit & stare at them til you ‘introduce’ him.
            He sleeps with the dogs on MY bed. :/
            He’ll let ‘guests’ eat from his bowl. BUT he WON’T share the lap he’s on at the time.

          • Tigerlily

            Callie too. Wants to be introduced also. She loves, loves people. She will come right up to any one. Friend, stranger, doesn’t matter. Go right up to them looking for affection. Demanding affection even. She doesn’t mind the dogs, (oops, dog now), she’ll be tolerant to up to a certain point. But I found out she hates cats one early morning when one of the neighborhood strays came up to the window and she yowled like she was being murdered and tried to kill him through the screen. Seems they neglected to tell me that at the shelter.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Sometimes they neglect to share pertinent info, but I bet you would have taken her anyway!

          • Tigerlily

            Oh yeah NAWS this I know all too well. The other place didn’t care to mention the 3 legged dog we adopted had 3 legs because he had cancer! They lied and told us it was from being hit by a car. We still would have taken him, but we were unaware and never knew until it was too late.
            That was MY boy! My Max. I loved that dog like no other. He was the best pupper-wupper!

          • twifan2

            YES! Animal lovers are the BEST! 🙂

          • twifan2

            All Chats would have to do is sit on her! 😉
            That cat is NUTZ!

          • twifan2

            What NAWS just posted to you, T-Lily.
            He does really great on long trips too. We were all surprised.
            He does like to travel tho. :/
            Dang cat sees more of the ‘world’ than I get to. 🙁

          • twifan2

            Why not, T-Lily?
            That cat has more Frequent Flyer miles than I do! :/

          • Tigerlily

            Does he/she? Sheesh! Starting to think I really got a raw deal as a human!

          • twifan2

            He-BIG old Maine coon. 😮

          • Tigerlily

            Does he like water? My girl would rather die than touch water! LOL!

          • twifan2

            It’s kind of weird. He HATES baths, BUT he LUVS to go into the lake, beach, pool-he’s WEIRD!

          • Tigerlily

            They are so silly! Just like kids!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Uh, well, um, not right now, but thank you so much for the offer. I do love Chats, you know!!!!

          • twifan2

            Give him food & he’ll luvs to death! 😉

          • noarguingwithstupid

            That’s what I am afraid of!!!! He is a large kitty cat!!!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Thank you NAWS. Callie says Meow-thanks too!
            They are the best. I’m a sucker too when it comes to animals, as we’ve discussed before. With all my Lassie tears I’ve shed! LOL!

          • Tigerlily

            Do you have a pic of Penney NAWS?

          • twifan2

            I have one that NAWS sent me, T-Lily. 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            OMG NAWS! What a face! I would have to love and snuggle on her all the time! So sweet! Love the Pennster!

          • twifan2

            She’s a cutie! 🙂

          • twifan2

            ;D
            Glad to liven up your day with a SMILE!!!!

            http://i.imgur.com/QYHKaTy.gif

          • noarguingwithstupid

            OMG Just OMG!!!!

          • twifan2

            OMG-good?
            OMG-bad?
            Either way….FUNNY! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Funny in a kind of creepy way!!!!!

          • twifan2

            NOT as creepy as this tho!
            Can you tell the diff between Cousin It & Tre?!

            http://media.giphy.com/media/OG4Ho3Fr8mwGA/giphy.gif

            http://media0.giphy.com/media/aKFN49AQ8Dsu4/200.gif

          • twifan2
          • Tigerlily

            Ooohhh Jeez!
            You are gonna kill me!

          • twifan2

            Personally, I rather die laughing any day. 😀

          • Tigerlily

            Ditto Twi! I hear ya! Sure as heck beats the alternative!

          • twifan2

            Better than this alternative? 😮

            http://media1.giphy.com/media/OM3hOCsdBv3Gg/200.gif

          • Tigerlily

            YES! Definitely!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Just LOOK at that outfit–PIG!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Thank you, That will work out fine!!!!

  • twifan2

    LOOK!!!! Even Tre & Juicy wish us all a Happy Easter! ;D

    http://www.rubberchickencards.com/cards/Jersey_Easter_04k.swf

    • Tigerlily

      FOTFLMAOPIMP’S
      That was hysterical!
      Sex for Easter? On the holiest of days! LOL! Too funny!

      • twifan2

        Juicy & Tre to a tee! ;D

        • noarguingwithstupid

          They were perfect Juicy and Tre!!!! Cute!! Happy Bunny Day to you!

          • twifan2

            Looks like them! 😉
            Don’t eat too many chocolate bunnies! Well, not all at one time-pace yourself! ;D

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Is Chats with you yet?

          • twifan2

            Yep, he’s here. :/
            Lazy FAT cat is asleep on the window sill.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            AWWWWW!!! I know he is happy being with his Twi!!!!

          • twifan2

            Oh no! He’s happy to be with HIS FOOD SOURCE! 😀
            LOL

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Well, that too!!!!! LOL!!!

  • twifan2

    Hope the Easter Beagle gives you all lots of eggs! 🙂

  • Richard Dawson

    We surveyed a recent studio audience and name me five things that Teresa Giudice would NOT do?

    • twifan2

      Tell the truth!

      • Tigerlily

        Ditto! Same for #’s 2, 3, 4,and 5!

        • Richard Dawson

          The other two answers were 3) to give to charity and 5) put children’s well being before hers

      • Richard Dawson

        Tell the truth….

        that was the number one answer!!!!

        • twifan2

          You’ve got that right! 🙂
          Is it a BIG win? 😮

    • Live a honest life…..why bother when she can steal it.

    • WestCoastFeed

      Apologize sincerely.

      • Richard Dawson

        Apologize sincerely….

        #2 is Admit her guilt. judges?? Ding, ding, ding, you have it.

    • Tigerlily

      Grow a forehead?

      • noarguingwithstupid

        LOLFOFLOLPIMP!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Richard Dawson

        Do we have grow a forehead…

        sorry that wasn’t one of them

        • Tigerlily

          DRATS!

      • Ding…ding…ding…Best answer award!!!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          For Sure!!! Happy Easter, Doc!!!!

          • Happy Easter lovely Naws!! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            We be rocking today, Doc!!!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Happy Easter, everyone. Here’s a quote from Kim G:

    “I hear they’ve been begging people for money,” The Real Housewives of New Jersey regularKim Granatel tells OK!.

    Quoted by ROL since the OK mag is not out yet.

    • Amen! Preach Kim G!!

    • twifan2
      • WestCoastFeed

        Thank you, twifan. Loving your cards today.

    • Tigerlily

      Happy Easter WCF.

      • noarguingwithstupid

        OMG What an adorable picture!!!!!

        • Tigerlily

          Isn’t he too cute with the teef!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Just too, too much!!!!!! I die!!!

      • WestCoastFeed

        Thank you. Tigerlily. That is so cute!

        • Tigerlily

          You are welcome Hon. Hope you have a great day!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      I wonder how they are wording their begging—Can you give me some money so I won’t have to go to PRISON????? Or is it —-Can you make a donation to my favorite charity?

      • twifan2

        Cash Only
        *No Receipts* ;D

        • Tigerlily

          LOLOLOLOL!

    • twifan2
  • Tigerlily
  • Teresa Giudice ‏@Teresa_Giudice 2m

    Happy Easter from the Giudice Girls

    https://twitter.com/Teresa_Giudice/status/457939082895978497

    • WestCoastFeed

      Will this be their last Easter in the marble mausoleum?

      • twifan2

        Keeping fingers, toes crossed, WCF!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Mine are crossed too WCF and Twi!!!!!!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Maybe next Easter, Richie will give the girls jobs scrubbing the toilets in the Exxon stations.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Can you just imagine the crying and wailing if they actually had to do chores? They are going to be in for such a rude awakening!!!

          • Tigerlily

            OMG! I can see and hear the tantrums now!
            That little Milania though, I think would destroy a bathroom or blow it up before cleaning it!

          • Tigerlily

            Shhhh, shush WCF. You’re gonna spoil their Christmas gifts!

    • These people have not an ounce of shame. SMH!

    • twifan2

      Juicy in his Easter bonnet wishing us all a Happy Easter! 🙂
      So sweet of him.

      • bwahahahaha!!!!!! Freakin Hilarious!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      I wonder why Juicy is not in picture??? Is he still sleeping?

      • twifan2

        More likely he’s still out over at that diner. 😉

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Right, Easter Breakfast Special–Rabbit Stew!

          • Tigerlily

            Eeep!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Sorry, it just kind of came out of no where!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Hossenfeffer! YUK!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Gamey, double yuk!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Making the same face Tre did!
            Acckkkk!

          • twifan2

            Shades of Fatal Attraction! 😮

      • They took the pic in the morning and he just came home smelling like p*ssy and drunk. You know the usual for Juicy Joe. LOL!