Nene Leakes To Host Cirque Du Soleil As Mistress of Sensuality

Posted on Apr 17 2014 - 7:21pm by M&M

NeNe Leakes

After Nene Leakes concludes her gig with Dancing with the Stars she’s off to Sin City to host Cirque du Soleil Zumanity.  The show will be held at the New York New York hotel. Nene will be performing as the “Mistress of Sensuality” from June 27 to July 1.

The show is billed as provocative and for adults only. Nene will be costumed to the hilt to fit in with the show’s theme.  Limited VIP meet and greet ticket packages are available.

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I don’t find Nene’s aura or her big manly size as sensuous, but to each his own. Nene is reportedly the first celebrity to headline the show.  Let’s hope she treats her co-workers better than she did her much suffering dance partner, Tony Dovolani.

We wonder how many people will check out her performance? If you’re in Vegas will you go see Nene shake her hips as Mistress of Sensuality?

In case you’re wondering, no this is not a joke!

 

 

 

 

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  • Great article M&M and Welcome to AATT!

  • Mustang

    I just tossed up in my mouth. I don’t know much, but I know her manager/publicist team are friggin wizards. They have to be to keep this ghetto queen employed.

    • LOL–Might as well pimp her out as much as possible. The clock is ticking and her 15 minutes are almost done.

      • Mustang

        Well, I keep counting to 15, and wench just won’t go away! Oh well, that’s why we have remotes.

        • You and me both and the reoccurring nightmare keeps coming back…ugh!!!!!!!

    • Marsbars09

      ITA Mustang. To me Nene doesn’t even fit the physical type to be a part of Cirque du Soleil. I’m sure Andy Cohen had something to with her getting the gig.

      • Mustang

        Based on the description, sounds like her previous stripping experience will come in handy. That’ll be some audience won’t it? lol

        • Marsbars09

          LOL! We shall see!

  • singlegurl4ever

    Well I guess all that pole experience came in handy after all. And she’s in the perfect profession now circus life!!! Lmao go away Nene nobody cares!!

    • Mustang

      Well, we can thank our lucky stars for that can’t we?

    • Happywife

      Nene acting sensual is almost worth the price of the ticket. Similar to the fascination of watching trains collide, it would be hard to turn away. She’ll make a funny clown.

      • Marsbars09

        Hi Happywife! So nice of you to join us!
        I didn’t realize you had such wit and snark in your comments. I love it!

        • Happywife

          Thank you Marsbar09.

      • LOL—yes she would!!

      • Bernice

        Hahaha!!! True!

    • Bernice

      I thought her attitude was foul!! How dare this nontalented, talking with food in open mouth helfa snub her big deformed nose at his work!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        It makes me sick to see her eat anything. That ginormous mouth is open and those teeth are chewing for the whole world to see–Belch!!!

  • Marsbars09

    I can’t believe Moose was been hired to host Zumanity. Out of all the legitimate celebrities (which she is not) they could have chosen, they chose Moose. Never in my worst nightmare would I imagine Cirque du Soleil getting Moose to host their show. You would think they’d get someone with more mass appeal and physical attraction.
    I bet they’re going to make Moose look like a drag queen. I’m sure she will be a sight to behold.

    • I will say this, whoever her manager is (the little short man) I will tip my hat to him for keeping moose employed. I can comprehend what these promoters see in her to keep the offers coming. Although a circus act is right up moose’s alley!

    • Bernice

      A drag queen for sure!! Why they won’t just hire A REAL ONE beats me??!! Besides, R. Paul is far more a star than Mrs. Leakes Is on ANY day!

      • Marsbars09

        RuPaul would be fantastic as a host! He fits the role perfectly.

        • True…Wendy Williams is also an option.

          • Marsbars09

            Agreed.

      • Maybe all the REAL good ones were booked and that had to get the next closest thing.

  • Bernice

    Bahahaha!!! Funny!!! My sentiments as well!!

  • Guest

    Mistress? More like Moosetress!

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Izzy! It’s so nice of you to pop up unexpectedly. How are you dear?

  • SouthTampaLily

    I’ve seen Zumanity in Vegas, so I assume Nene will be topless to go with the theme? Ain’t nobody got time (or stomach) for that! 😉 Glad Nene turned down acting roles with John Stamos to take gigs like a weekend with Cirque du Soleil.

    • Morning S-Tam!

      LOL–Ya got that right sista! Ain’t nobody got time for a naked moose dragging her hooves on stage!

      • SouthTampaLily

        “This ain’t Wild Kingdom and I didn’t bring my Moose hunting gun! Get off the stage!” Good article M&M!

        • WORD! Who in the right mind would pay to go see Nene?

      • hardtimz

        LMBO!!!! “Ain’t nobody got time for a naked moose dragging her hooves on stage” Doc you are too damn funny!

        • thank you honey!!

          • hardtimz

            lol dang dragging her hooves….the little one sleeping?

          • Yup…thank goodness too….she was a trip today.

          • hardtimz

            But girl I know how you feel, my youngest is the firecracker. And she’s on punishment right now. Because she kept telling me, “My friends mom and dad let them do…whatever”! And I got sick to death of that, I told her friends mom and dad can kiss my butt. Under no circumstances do you use my friends mom and dad let me do whatever…she tried me!!! And Friday came along and she wanted to go over her little friends house, I said on Wednesday that your punishment wouldn’t start until Friday. So she’s currently pouting in her room.

          • awww, aren’t they something else but sweet little angels at the same time. They will try you but you gotta keep them in line and set them straight.

          • hardtimz

            LOL just as I said she’s pouting in her room, now she’s sitting under me watching television. Yes Doc, she can be the absolute sweetest, but she can test you in the next!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Incroyable!!! Je m’en fou!!

  • Bryan

    ” I am Sensha-iss”

    • Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    I always had great respect for Cirque Du Soleil…..until this!

    • LMAO!!!!!!

      • hardtimz

        Hey Doc you got those dranks ready???

        • Hey Gurl….. yes, Tequilla on deck! I know your bar is STOCKED!!

          • hardtimz

            (H) it’s stocked and ready to go… yea I’m also drinking Tequilla. But we still have all that ole bushee wine that neither will probably drink.

          • LOL–At least you tried. Save it for when the bushee friends come and visit.

          • hardtimz

            yea they say it should still be good…I really don’t care! I’ll toss, if starts taking up too much space for the “real” good stuff…that I like!

          • LOL—I know that right!

          • hardtimz

            Seems so quiet tonight, I’d thought weekend and Teresa’s countdown…guess not.

          • I think it’s the Easter weekend.

          • hardtimz

            Well Doc, I’m going to hang with my baby even though she’s on Punishment play some board games with she and my husband…maybe I’ll see you tomorrow….have a great evening!!!

          • Have fun with the family. Hopefully I see you for the reunion. That should be a fun night on here. Have your drank handy! 🙂

            Good night hon!

          • hardtimz

            Okay I will, see you on Sunday…the dranks will be ready!

    • hardtimz

      LOL they do give a real good show. Why on earth have they completely lowered their standards I’ll never know!!!