Saturday Funnies: Game Show Wannabes

Posted on Apr 12 2014 - 10:53am by Trixie Felonabulous

 

Game Show Time!

Joe and Tre are going to be contestieants on this game show!

 Looney title

 

We’s gonna gives the monie to my favorite charity.  Joe is gonna see to that! We wouldn’t lies to youse!

 

Tre and Joe gets to dress up.

 

juicy monkey

 the looney-2-Tre

 

We’s hope youse all calls in and gives us lots of money my charity.

 

Youse will get my cookbook with mys autograph too if youse send in an extra $25 *Cash Only*

 

So youse give, give, gives to me my charity. *Feds watching*

 

*All complaints go to her.  Praises to me*

 

FULL credit goes to our All About The Tea poster-TigerLily!

 


*content for comedic purposes only and not intended to be taken seriously

 

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Convicted Felon * Thief * Liar * Felonlicious * Change of address coming soon--Alderson Federal Prison--prisoner # tbd (to be determined)

  • twifan2

    uuummm, anyone else having probs seeing the pics?

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Yes Maam!!!!! How are you? I feel good today and fleurs look good!!

      • twifan2

        NAWS!!!! 🙂
        I’m ok.
        Can you see the pics up on top?

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Nope–I cannot!!!!

          • twifan2

            TY!!!! MY sweets!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            What are you going to do????

          • twifan2

            Me? Nada. But Doc will do something! 🙂
            Hold tight!
            Glad the flowers are nice! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Beautious!!!

          • twifan2

            What kind are there?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Baby Lilies, and the rest look like wild flowers—The colors are vibrant! The little lillies are orange and red and are gorgeous!!

          • twifan2

            :/ no carnations?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            No carnations, but they are really pretty. Daiseys and mums too.

          • twifan2

            Ok, as long as you like them! 🙂
            And they cheer youses all up!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Always, Twi!!! I love them and I love you and they cheer me up!!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Ooooh lilies!
            *Blushes*
            *Curtsies*

      • Tigerlily

        Hi NAWS!
        Lovin’ that little ape-lette with a bed-head mohawk!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Her hair reminds me of mine!!!! Wild Child!!! How are you Tiger?

          • Tigerlily

            Ha-ha. Me too. I’ve def been there! Wild Thing!
            Ehhh, still not having the best of days/weeks, but as Scarlet says… Tomorrow is another day. Like duh Scarlet!

            Trying to be like my idol Tre and not think about… What was I saying? LOL!
            How are you today NAWS. Hope you are feeling better and I hope you have a Hi nonny nonny and a ha cha cha kind of Saturday!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            You too Tiger!!!! We all have to be on the lookout for the loonie!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Too easy. No challenge. It’s the one with NO forehead!

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    • Tigerlily

      Happy Saturday!
      Yes Twi, same here I can’t see sh!t! LOL!
      No pics.
      Bummer!

      • twifan2

        Doc working on it now, T-Lily. 🙂
        Hold tight.

        • Tigerlily

          OKAY!
          Wait… What am I holdin’?
          Is it illegal and where do you want me to hold it?

          • twifan2

            This is a Tre thread. Nuthin legal heres! ;D

          • Tigerlily

            Gottcha! Ixnay on the Ed’s-Fays

          • twifan2

            (>‿◔)

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  • Tigerlily

    Oh it’s Saturday. It’s Saturday!

    Hi nonny nonny and a ha cha cha!

    Happy Saturday all!

    • Refresh your browser!

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      With Pete-ee under the covers!

      • Tigerlily

        Love Petey! ♥❤❤♥
        Such a good doggy!

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          Indeedee

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    • twifan2

      Thanks Doc!
      All better now! 🙂

  • Tigerlily

    SPOT THE LOONEY!
    WOOT-WOOT!
    LOVE IT!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    There’s nothing better than a little Montie on a Saturday morning!!! Thank you!!!!

    • Tigerlily

      ITA NAWS!
      It’s gotta be a good day when you start it out with a little Monty!

  • Tigerlily

    Twi. You my dear deserve an award for all your talent! Thanks soooo much for all the sh!ts and giggles!
    Brava!

    • twifan2

      Thank you, T-Liliy fo your awesome idea & pics! 🙂
      Loves me some Monty! 😀

      • Tigerlily

        Love the video! The best yet! I am smiling and grinning from ear to ear.
        You made my face hurt! LMBO!

      • Tigerlily

        For you Twi!

        • twifan2

          aaawww shucks. 🙂
          Thank you T-Lily! :*)

          • Tigerlily

            And a thousand “Dancin’ Snoopy” up arrows!
            And a thousand Kitteh up arrows for you!

          • twifan2

            Loves me my Snoopy & Up Arrow kitty! 🙂

  • WestCoastFeed

    Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!

    • twifan2

      Blame T-Lily!
      She made me do it! ◔◡◔

      • Tigerlily

        Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy!
        Oh yeah that’s right. It was ME!
        LOL!

        • WestCoastFeed

          A felicitous collaboration!!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Aww, shucks. Thanks WCF. Happy Saturday to you!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            That too!!!!!!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            And I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition, but no one expects……

          • noarguingwithstupid

            No one EVER expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • twifan2

            Soon at a Wally World closet to you! 😉

          • noarguingwithstupid

            The Spanish Inquisition or ?????? Do the Jesuits go to Wally World??

          • Tigerlily

            Whatcha talkin’ bout NAWS. lol
            Everybody goes Wally World!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Of course they do–I just forgot!!! In fact, I saw them in their red suits just a few days ago–buying some fine wine!

          • Tigerlily

            But did you EXPECT them???

          • noarguingwithstupid

            NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I NEVER expect them!!!!!

          • twifan2

            Did they nod to you? 😮

          • noarguingwithstupid

            They took off their little red beenie hats to me!!!

          • twifan2

            So gentlemanly! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I did not expect that, though!!!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Cardinals…all in a row. Wit dem funny hats an’ all.

          • twifan2

            Everybody goes to Wally World, NAW! 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            LMBO!

            (⊙.⊙(☉_☉)⊙.⊙)

            Dunh-dunh-DUNHHHH!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I never saw that coming! You really got me!!!! All this fun and the Spanish Inquisition too!!!!! Happy, Happy Saturday, West!!!!!!

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            Fetch me the comfy chair!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    You have truly captured the “real” Treape in the picture above!!!!! That’s the way I really like to see her!!!!!

  • Tigerlily

    Gosh I love coming here! You Ladies and Gents are the best-est!
    You can lift my spirits up in a matter of moments and I thank you all.
    It’s a truly special place here. And I thank you all for such a wonderful gift!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      We thank YOU for all you add to our silliness!!!!!!

      • Tigerlily

        Thanks NAWS. You guys are soooo sweet to me.
        But it comes easy. Been stuck on silly for a long, long time!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Silly is the bestest!!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            ITA!
            Silly works for me!

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          Well you are just another twin of many twins of goofy here.

    • Vince Foster, Jr.

      Do you want to go upstairs?

      • Vince Foster, Jr.
        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          Whatney’s Red Barrel! I used to drink that.

          Without so much as a by your leave….

      • noarguingwithstupid

        No, I want to make a travel plan. What’s upstairs???

    • Marsbars09

      Who did that to that poor cat?! That’s awful!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Riddler Kitty!!!!!!!

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        Not so Cheshire….cat, ay.

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Happy Cat!!

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    can someone put Teresa in a gumby outfit? Also insert the tag line: my brain hurts!

    • twifan2

      LOL Vince! 😀

    • Tigerlily

      How can her brain hurt? I though she didn’t have one!
      Oh you mean that dried up raisin rolling around inside that teeny-tiny forehead!

    • WestCoastFeed

      with Juicy as Pokey.

      • Tigerlily

        Isn’t it “with” Juicy in the pokey?
        Or Juicy getting pokey-ed in the pokey??

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          That was TreeeSah stickin’ her thumb…..
          Twi, I don’t have to do the bleach just yet…do I???

          • twifan2

            No not yet.
            *waits with bleach in hand*

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Here is some bleach!!!!! You shouldn’t have those memories Tre or Twi!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Nope…I gotza ‘member that uuuhglee scene. Itza burned inta mah brainz.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            An’ you were tapin’ your foot too, ay.

          • twifan2

            Not really. I was eating an apple. 🙂

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Red or Green?

          • twifan2

            Green! 🙂

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Granny or pippin. Itz gotza be a Granny, ay.

          • twifan2

            Granny, of course! 🙂

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Yummy and good for the tummy.

          • Tigerlily

            ROTFLOL!

      • Vince Foster, Jr.
        • Tigerlily

          Are you the Brain Specialist???
          My brain hurts!
          No, no, no. My brain in my head!
          ROTFLMAO!

        • WestCoastFeed

          Heee, heee, I forgot about this gumby.

        • noarguingwithstupid

          One of the best skits EVAH!!!!!

      • twifan2

        Or as Gumper 😀

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          Perfect! Gumby DAMNIT!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Brain on drugs!!

          • twifan2

            Have to have a brain, NAWS! ;D

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I got so involved in this I forgot to cook Penny her rice!!!!! Her dinner is going to be late and she is pissed!!!!!!

          • twifan2

            😮
            Can you give her a treat, to keep her busy?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Oh My yes!!!! She is munching on one now and giving me the side eye!

          • twifan2

            LOL! The Pennster knows how to make you feel guilty! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            She learned from the Irish master……me!!!

          • twifan2

            LOL
            Good job there Teach! 🙂

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Meeee Lass.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            With the Dog eatin’ grin.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            SING dat song again as you fix da rice, that’ll keep her busy for a few sec’s.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            She’s watching a bird now. Maybe she forgot!!!

    • twifan2

      You put the tag on her! 😀

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        This was before the boob job!

  • twifan2

    Ok, we need to send Tre & Juicy our ‘bucks’! ;D

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Twi! I think monopoly money would have been much better. 🙂

      • twifan2

        Hi Hi Mars! 🙂
        But Disneyland $$$ is as ‘fantasical’ as Tre is in her own little world. ;D

        • Marsbars09

          You’re right.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      These bucks will be very helpful in prison!!!! She can trade them for real pennies!!!!

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Better be careful, Teresa may hire Doug and Disdale to go after you.

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      Dinsdale!!!!

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    also can we have Leopard Man singing the lumberjack song?

    • Tigerlily

      I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
      I like to press wild flowers.
      I put on women’s clothing
      And hang around in bars.

      I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
      Suspendies, and a bra.
      I wish I’d been a girlie,
      Just like my dear Papa

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Bravo!!! Bravo!!!

        • twifan2

          Encore!!!!

      • twifan2

        Everybody sing! ♫

        • Tigerlily

          ♫ I’m a Lumberjack… ♪ ♬

          • noarguingwithstupid

            My dog is watching me sing this song twice now–She is starting to bark!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Why should people have all the fun!
            Sing it pupper-wupper!
            OOOOOooooooooo!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            She can’t help herself. She has to join right on in!

          • twifan2

            I object to all this semxy on the television…. LOL

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Lah Lah Lah Lah Lah Lah!

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        I’m gonna cut and paste that to a plastic strip and put it on my car license plate frame.

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      Leopard Man should be the blond with the curls standing right next to the “lumberjack”.

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    TMZ just reported that Teresa’s brain is bereft of life.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      FOFLOL!!!!!!!!

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      They’re right YOU know.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      I love what they said: “bereft of life”!!!!

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    According to In Touch, Teresa first knew that she was in love with Joe when Joe told Teresa “I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

    • twifan2

      Oh Juicy is such a sweet talker! 🙂

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Now I understand how she fell so madly in love with it, I mean him.

      • Tigerlily

        You mean it wasn’t his hairy knuckles and the drooling that swayed her!

        • twifan2

          That came after the first date, T-Lily! ;D

      • twifan2

        Tre is ONLY in love with
        http://i.imgur.com/p5A2dQk.gif

    • Tigerlily

      FOTFL!
      But does Joe LIKE Spam???

      • noarguingwithstupid

        He likes all kinds of sausage, which will help him get through the Prison experience!!

        • twifan2

          😀

          • WestCoastFeed

            egg, bacon, spam & sausage.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            That sounds good, except I don’t do spam!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            NAWS, you DON’T like Spam?
            FOTFLMBO!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I was spammed to death as a child–now, not so much!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Ditto. Almost every Saturday or Sunday morning, (after church of course! lol)
            A couple of years ago I saw it in the store and it reminded me of my childhood, so I bought a single serving pouch. Eck. Ack!
            Think it was better when I was a kid.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Tiger, it was NEVER better!!!!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Yeah, but our taste buds lied to us.

          • Tigerlily

            They did! They most certainly did!

          • Tigerlily

            It’s National Grilled Cheese Day!
            Anyone up for a grilled cheese with SPAM?

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            I’ll break out the VelveeeeeeeetaH!

          • Tigerlily

            Guberment cheese!
            In a 5 lb block!
            Let’s send some to Tre, give her glimpse of what her dining experience might be like! LOL!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            That’ll do ‘er!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I still LOVE the Velveeta—-My taste buds have had an ongoing affair with Velveeta for many, many years!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Hold the Spam!!!

          • twifan2

            You can have mine, T-Liliy! 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Rats!
            Why did the dog have to pass away?
            Here kitty, kitty!

          • twifan2

            *throws grilled cheese with spam sammich out the window*
            Not a clue, T-Lily. ◔_◔

          • Tigerlily

            D’OH!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Next time give the dog, peanut butter.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            My Mom called it chipped beef!

            And now it’s a sushi delicacy.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Your Mom had a great sense of humor!!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            HhhYeah! She did.
            But it was an ex-boyfriend that re-ignited the MP in me.

      • twifan2

        I don’t like SPAM…. LOL

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Call in the Constable!!!!!! This one doesn’t like SPAM!!!!!

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        The working title of Teresa next Book “Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam ” but she still needs heather to write it for her since Teresa still hasn’t bought the Rosetta Stone for English

        • twifan2

          “Spam, Scam, Spam, Scam, Spam”
          *phssst* Vince, Tre needs to keep her ‘activities’ on the QT! 😉

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Not A Damn Chance. CF Tre needs the notoriety of her Twitdom!

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          Oh My…Spot ON!

    • Marsbars09

      No he didn’t! That doesn’t even sound like the language Joe would use.

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        Sorry mars, is this better|
        According to In Touch, Teresa first knew that she was in love with Joe when Joe told Teresa “I don’t want to talk to yous no more, yous empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in yous general direction. Yous mother was a hamster and yous father smelt of elderberries.”

        • WestCoastFeed

          That’s more like it!

        • Marsbars09

          That’s more Joe’s style of communication.

        • Tigerlily

          Vince you and Twi are killing me today!
          (‐^▽^‐)

          • twifan2

            Then don’t watch this trailer! 😉
            The movie is HILARIOUS!!!! :’D

          • Tigerlily

            Nononono, no, no! ‘E’s resting!

          • WestCoastFeed

            No,no,no,no. He’s stunned!

          • Tigerlily

            STUNNED?!?
            Um…now look…now look, mate, I’ve definitely ‘ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not ‘alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein’ tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            It’s bleedin’ demised….

          • noarguingwithstupid

            It no longer ceases to be.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            NAWS!!!
            Girlz, get this party started, I just noticed that NAWS is present.
            WhooHooo!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I took a little nap and Boom here I am with you and all the Pythons!!! I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to anyone who does not appreciate Pythonese–It won’t last forever, I promise!!!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            If they come back again…we will taunt them a second Time-uh!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I just love Python Days!!!!

          • twifan2

            It won’t last forever? 🙁

          • noarguingwithstupid

            No, peeps will tire of it, especially if they never indulged themselves with Python!!!!! Poor chumps!

          • Tigerlily

            What? No Python! Deprived and depraved. Poor, poor souls!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Of course it will, it keeps repeatin’, like green bell peppers.

          • twifan2

            Yeah!!!! 🙂

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            C’est Fantastique!

            And a Merci Buckets!

          • twifan2

            Tre’ magnifique! 🙂

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Yeahhh, that there!

          • twifan2

            I blow my nose at you… 😀

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Fetchez la Vache!
            What???
            Fetchez la Vache?
            What???!
            Get the Cow.

          • twifan2

            Run away! Run away!
            Classics! 🙂

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Yep,
            Those English Typs suh had no word for Surrender.
            And no horses, but they did have coconuts. Poor faithful Patsy, that load was heavy.

          • Tigerlily

            You know you’ve made it when Lego makes a cow trebuchet.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Kuh nig git!

          • Tigerlily

            Tis’ but a scratch!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            “Come back here…I’ll bite cher head off” …says the black knight who should now be called Bob (because that’s all he could do if he was tossed into a lake)…As Arthur and his trusted servant Patsy trot away to the sounds of clopping coconuts.

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          Oh My…I scared the cat. . . what, with the high pitched Belly whompin’ laugh that emanated from my big ole mouth.

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        Sorry Marsie,

        This has been a Monty Python fest.

    • Tre’s Felon Forehead

      Is it true he first proposed to her with a C*ck Ring?

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      Where’s NAWS?
      The Larch…

      And Dinsdale was born and then again 2 weeks later… Dinsy????

      • noarguingwithstupid

        The Larch

        • twifan2

          😀

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          Where is the machine that goes, Bing ..bing…BINGHHHHHH!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            In the hospital??? I love that machine!!

          • twifan2

            Here—>
            No there
            <—-

          • twifan2

            At the hospital 🙂

    • twifan2

      For you, Vince.
      From Tre! ;D

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        Couldn’t be bettah.
        I included that song in one of the mix tapes I did like 20 or more years ago. I found it again just 2 days ago and rocked out my neighbors.
        Uhhhhhh, thank you very much!

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Tiger, you have to do one about Teresa winning the Twit of the Year!

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MqObJtGrKaA

    • Vince Foster, Jr.

      Now for something completely different, why not have Teresa singing If I only had a brain from the Wizard of Oz?

    • Tigerlily

      Lame attempt, but my first try

      • twifan2

        AWESOME!!!! 😀

        • Tigerlily

          Thanks Twi! Means a lot coming from the expert!
          ≧◉◡◉≦

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            No bad choices. Just a loon with the initials Teresa Giudice.

      • LMAO!!!! Love it…Nice job!!

        • Tigerlily

          Thanks Doc!

          ….. (¯`v´¯)♥
          …….•.¸.•´
          ….¸.•´
          … (
          ☻/
          /▌♥♥
          / ♥♥

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        Works for me!

        • Vince Foster, Jr.

          Me too

  • Marsbars09

    Was Twi behind “Spot the Looney”? That’s the perfect topic for those soon to be prison birds.

    • twifan2

      Nope. Not me. It was T-Lily! 🙂

  • Marsbars09

    Tigerlily, wherever you are, GREAT JOB!

    • Tigerlily

      Thank Marsie. I was just the inspiration. Twi is the true artiste’!
      Happy Saturday!

      • Marsbars09

        Happy Saturday to you as well!
        Who knew Twi was such a modest artist. 🙂

  • Tre’s Felon Forehead

    Hi youse guys. Hope you are enjoying the weekend. As usual the laughs are rolling up in here.

    • Tigerlily

      Happy Saturday TFF!
      Been a blast today. Twi is at her finest!
      She has outdone herself again!

      • Tre’s Felon Forehead

        Love it. It’s been a pretty quiet few days as far as Teresa News. I am curious who thinks Bravo will keep her on the show? I mean they obviously have no scruples. Rather than fire her for being a convicted felon they would rather keep her for ratings.

        • Tigerlily

          Apparently being a scam artist, thief and or Felon is a job ‘REQUIREMENT’ at Bravo.

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            You got that right!

        • twifan2

          Oh I’m sure Bravo will keep on. They want those ratings!
          Besides, ‘your’ fame *cough, cough* is only going to last so long after you get out of prison! 🙂

    • twifan2

      Good Hilarious Saturday to to, TFF! 🙂
      Step down into the Python abyss! ;D

    • Hi Tre’s Felon Forehead! You were great in the video…one of your best performances yet!

      • Tigerlily

        She was, wasn’t she Doc!
        Maybe she’ll get a VMA and get to perform with Miley!
        Now that would be a show.

  • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

    I started laughing out loud with the opener, our Fav, Monty Pythonnnnnnnn nuh.
    Ehvehry Time…Miss Twi knocks it outta da Pahk!

    • WestCoastFeed

      Hi, TTaA. Scroll on through. It’s Monty Python Day.

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        My kinda Day!
        Thanks

    • Tigerlily

      Ha-ha thanks TTaA. I said that too!
      Good thing we weren’t born into the same household or our Mom might have had to have been committed!

  • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

    OH MY GAWD!
    Could this day get even possibly BETTER?!?
    I am in Monty Python Bliss!
    No where, and I mean No Where ELSE, could a Comment Board be even the minutest bit funnier!
    Smart, Funny, Glib, Funneeee and oh yeah did I say SMART.
    You women and men are APE-Zolutely THEE best!
    No really….Theeeeeee Zest, uh..wait, uh. that wasn’t right…oh right, I mean BEST!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      I agree!!!! The sun is shining, the birds are tweeting and it’s been a Python-fest!!!!! Who said there is no heaven??????

  • Newchild

    hahaha!!!! too funny!

  • twifan2

    Tre WILL go to PRISON!!!
    As we say…
    ♪ look on the….♫

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      The Roman army’s toe wiggles was particularly poignant!

      Ahhhh?…Blessed are the Cheese Makers.

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    There is a dead bishop on the landing

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      Probably done by the Borgia’s.

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Sounds like Lacrezia, for sure.

        • WestCoastFeed

          Call the Church Police!!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            And THAT za Fact.

          • twifan2

            Police busy at the moment. Will Knights who say Ni do?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes, but call the Vicar Sergeant or Detective Parson soon. There’s more dead bishops in the dustbins and the collectors wont take them.

          • LOOL!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Where are all these dead bishops coming from? Must have been a big meeting.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Don’t you remember the dead bishop sketch? I don”t know how to do post it, but it must be available on you tube like all these others.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I will look for it!!!! So glad you are a Python lover too!!!

          • twifan2

            I have this one.

          • Tigerlily

            Me too!
            Salvation Fuzz
            Live at the Hollywood Bowl.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Bingo, that’s it. There’s a dead bishop on the landing.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            The vicious wolf looked like a meek one, ay.
            With Buzz Lightyear.
            One nuclear blast comin’ up right after Tea, ay.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            The Kangaroo was Magdelena, get it…the pouch.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Now I do!! I would never have figured that out! You, my dear, are a wizardess!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            With Monty Python, Nuthin’ is Sacred. And there are usually double entendre’s

          • twifan2

            Got them! They on the case! 🙂

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Spot On.
            Yay West!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I have never seen that before!!!! A Riot!!!

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          Yeah, she’s a baaaad Azzz, ay.

      • Babson_Chick

        Gotta love The Borgia’s – I miss that crazy show.

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          I’m watching it now, on NetFl*x, along with D*xter and soon the Monty Python movie about Graham Chapman along with MP live at the “Hollywood Bowl”(?).

          • Babson_Chick

            I’m not sure if they’re bringing back the Borgias series or not. It was something else. It had it all!!

          • twifan2

            Great acting! Sex. Amazing actors! Sex. Captivating story lines! Sex. Beautiful sets! And did I mention sex?
            CHEERS!

          • Babson_Chick

            LOL I think you covered it all – except for more sex. My fav show was Spartacus – wow – sex, full frontal, sex, brutal fights, sex slaves and great acting of course!! Cheers to ya!!

          • twifan2

            Wine and good shows on tv with sex! My kind of evening!
            Cheers! 🙂

          • Babson_Chick

            Yep – can’t beat them!!!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          I found it one weekend on a premium channel. Really Good!

          • Babson_Chick

            I can’t even remember if it was HBO, Starz, or what!!

          • twifan2

            Showtime 🙂

          • Babson_Chick

            Thanks – I need to check these channels out to see what’s happening – some nights are boring on the reg sites.

    • WestCoastFeed

      What diocese?

    • Melissa did it.

      • twifan2

        With the help of MILANIA!!!! 😮

        • Orchestrated by Gia….she’s the mastermind.

        • Tigerlily

          Whispers to Twi…
          Watch out for that little Milania one, she’d cut you quick!
          Remember snitches get stitches. Eep!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Both Gia and Milania have trained with the Navy Seals!!!

          • twifan2

            Sending the killer rabbit in! 😉
            She won’t know what hit her! 😀

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Bad tempered Rodent!

            And Tim??? The sorcerer just loves to blow up things.

            It’ll do you up a treat mate…

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Rabbit will eat your head faster than you can say Jack Rabbit!!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Oh, how I love Billy Connolly! He used to be on BBC America all the time and I loved to hear him tell stories!!!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            You AND me NAWS. I seriously like that man and his story telling!

          • Tigerlily

            RUN AWAY!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Now….How’d you do that???

          • Tigerlily

            I cheated. Google . LOL!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Good Stuff!

          • twifan2

            But he’s cute little wabbit! 😉

          • WestCoastFeed

            I WARNED YOU!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Yes she did. I heard it..uh ……I mean, I read it…..honest I did. I read it with my very own eyez.

          • twifan2

            BUT she didn’t listen. tsh tsh :/

  • Marsbars09

    Good afternoon my fellow posters!
    Just going off topic, does anybody know from which borough of NYC Caro hails from? I thought it was Brooklyn, but some people are stating Queens.

    • WestCoastFeed

      She said on the show that she was from Queens.

      • Marsbars09

        Thanks WCF!
        I also want to clear up something from yesterday’s post on Caro & Tre. When I stated in one of my responses to you that my comment was MY’s theory, I meant Morning Yawn, not me.
        I apologize if I came across as disrespectful. I really enjoy our exchanges.

        • WestCoastFeed

          Thanks, Mars. Yes, I did confuse MY with my. I don’t think you were disrespectful. We were just disagreeing.

          • Marsbars09

            Thanks for understanding. 🙂

    • Good afternoon Marsie..Caro is from Queens

      • Marsbars09

        Hi Doc! Thanks!

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        Hey DocTah,
        I think that it’s funny as H3ll that ROL completely axed their previous article AND the comments on their complete “Blow It” saying that The Fraudices didn’t owe the $13.4 million.
        No Retraction.
        They just completely deleted the whole thing and then put in one from another “news” agency saying that these two turds still owe that money!
        Amazingly good reporting from ROL, NOT!

        • WestCoastFeed

          Hah! I saw the new correct article, but complete missed that they deleted the old, wrong one. Not even the courtesy of a retraction and apology!!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Bad Baaaad ROL.

            Can’t even admit they are soh BAAAAAAD!

            And Wrong.

            I posted on that article and said exactly that…that they were totally wrong!

          • twifan2

            I did too. Guess they got tired of people knowing more than them?! :/

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Just plain SHTUPIHD, they are.

        • Bwahahaha!! And how many days later?

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            They put it up today.
            I think that their original F-up was like the same day I was blowin’ a gasket on AAtT with your article…which by the way was correcting TMZ AND Radar.

            Only YOU DocTah. A true Exclusive!

          • Just a mere 4 days later with no retraction. Now that’s journalism….NOT!!

            Thank you TTaA! XOXO

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Right-eeee-Oh.

          • twifan2

            BUT they didn’t even post a story, TTaA!
            All they did was redirect you to another site for the story!
            Talk about LAZY, sloppy ‘reporting’! :/

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            I agree.
            It’s their way of not admitting that they do a major shoddy job of reporting anything.
            It was an IN YOH FACE, F-up!

        • twifan2

          Was the same article that said Tre was a mother OF three?! 😀

          • Tigerlily

            Yes. But it was little know that Gabriella asked them to omit her!

          • twifan2

            Oh ok. Smart girl. 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            The poor little girl is praying to learn that she is adopted.

          • twifan2

            She should get her dad to forge her some papers! 😉

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Adding Insult to Injury. I like it!

          • twifan2

            They keeping it in the fambly. 😉

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      Marsie,
      Actually you are probably one of the few, that is ON TOPIC.

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Stanford University just released the results of a poll and discovered that 98.5% of Monty Python fans can’t stand Teresa Giudice.

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      Badah Boomp!

    • WestCoastFeed

      Surprisingly low percentage. I’d have guessed more in the 97-98%

    • twifan2

      I demand a recount! :/

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      Waaaat! An African or European one?

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        Huh? I… I don’t know that.

        • twifan2

          Don’t mess with The Pythonites! 😉

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          And then he gets launched out over and into the abyss.
          ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!

          What’s yer favourite number??

          3..No 5!

          and another launch!

      • Tigerlily

        ROTFLMAO!

      • WestCoastFeed

        TTaA, how do you know so much about swallows?

        • Tigerlily

          LOL! WCF, you sly devil!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Wait for it……

            “Well, you have to know these things when you are the king, you know.”

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            West is a common sewer (conniseur) of Monty Python.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes, you have me pegged. My daughter and I used to lie on the floor in front of the tv and watch and howl with laughter.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Lucky daughter.

          • Tigerlily

            Oh TTaA, all this Monty Python talk, just made me remember one of the things I would get in trouble for at my Catholic school, was when my friends and I would do Monty Python skits in class!
            Bwha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            You and yer friends were pretty uptown!
            The church really put up a major fight to have MP in Search of the Holy Grail shown in the States. MP had the idea that it may have been an easier thing to show it here than in any other country because we were so liberal.
            The Church really got all hot and bothered.
            But MP prevailed and did it anyway.

          • WestCoastFeed

            You mean “The Life of Brian?”

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Uh No, I don’t think so. But I certainly could be wrong.
            The Grail was the first one. They needed to get it released. There are all sorts of religious references in it, like pretty much most of it.
            One of the major ones, being The Grail, and all.
            The Monty Python group, to be sure, holds zero sacred. They go after absolutely every group.

          • WestCoastFeed

            I simply don’ t remember.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            I saw the remaining group members interviewed on something, I don’t remember if it was the Graham Norton show or somewhere else, but they were discussing it at length.
            So, it must not have been the GN show recently because their appearance there was way too short.

          • twifan2

            Take a look here TTaA. Maybe it’s on here?

            https://www.youtube.com/user/MontyPython/videos

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Actually, it’s from a book that one of my bestest friends in the world sent to me as a Christmas/Birthday gift. He has sent me MP stuff for years. I am a died in the wool MP-ite.
            It’s a huge book that’s like 2 inches thick and like almost 12 x 12 in size. And it’s there that they say that “the Grail was released in the US in 1975 At first it was attempted to be banned and then they pushed through and it grossed very highly in cash. The Circus was released in Pakistan but the folks thought it was actually supposed to be a “circus” so they gave the money back. Then the circus was sold to Yugoslavia where the folks liked it because it was a means to dump on their government since MP was so irreverent to government power. So the population could say they watched the “circus” and it was a statement dinging their gov’t.
            Life of Brian to be sure was a total religious spoof, but it was released like 5 years after the “Grail”.

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            Yes, it was Life of Brian that caused a the uproar with the church

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            “Brian” certainly did, but the Grail is 5 years older than “Brian”. By the time Brian was released, there was more of a following for MP. That’s because the “Flying Circus” AND “the Grail” broke the ground for the comedy irreverence that MP was established and known for at that time. To be sure, “The Meaning of Life” tramps all over every group (religious or whatever) too.

            So Brian’s release was not as much of a shock. It was more or less, just a continuance of what MP does in terms of dinging absolutely any group of people. For example, if you watch the opening for the Flying Circus, you see the face of a man with beady eyes coming to the forefront who happened to be a serial killer. But that wouldn’t be a known factor in the US. The subjects were current to that time in Britain, as well as some in other countries too.

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          Now…what kind of swallow are YOU talkin’ about.
          No… in MP in search of the Holy Grail, they ask that question.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I saw some swallows in Capistrano!!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Yeah, they’ve been thinning out in the last bunch of years. So now, I believe at the Mission, they are piping the sound of a Swallow mating call.
            Turns out, those Swallows are going somewhere else. So they are attempting to entice them back.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Maybe they should pipe in the song!!!!

          • twifan2

            Organ music?

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Funny, but no. It’s the sound of the Swallow mating call.

          • twifan2

            I saw them in Pittsburgh before.

          • WestCoastFeed

            See, below for the rest of the dialogue.

          • Tigerlily

            Is it Spitz or Swallows?
            Heh-heh

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Oooooo…you’re such a minx.

          • twifan2

            I want one of these tees! 🙂

    • Tigerlily

      Tee-hee!

      • T-Lily to the rescue!!!! Nice *nodding*

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        You are so blasted funny! Serious.

    • ahahaha!!

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Not to get off subject but do you think that Teresa will send Gia to see Monty Python this summer at the O2 arena?

    • twifan2

      LOL Vince!!!
      ONLY if there’s a chance Gia will be asked to be on stage! LOL

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      Well, now…if Teresa did, that would be supposing that dear Gia is much more erudite and just plain better at sophistry than Teresa could ever possibly begin to astound an audience with. Although lovely Teresa is certainly adept at casuistry at it’s finest.

      Did I say that in the pompous tone of the video excerpt that was the MP Oscar Wilde skit? Ahem…and tut tut.

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    A review of Fabellini: it tastes like bat piss

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      I can’t say as I’ve tried Bat Piss in my life time, or want to. I’ll be sure to pass on Trashilini.

    • twifan2

      I have tried it before. Not for me!

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    BTW, if anyone loves British sitcoms and has an I Pad, download the TunnelBear app, it is great! I can watch current shows on the BBC I Player with it and not wait two years before it comes on BBC America.

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      I’m hoping that NetFl*x signs on Mrs. Brown’s Boys soon.

      • twifan2
        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          Serious. You’re my S/Hero!

          • twifan2

            I have the British tv guide link if you need it.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Yeah, that would be brilliant.

          • twifan2
          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Thanks, Lovey.

          • twifan2

            Enjoy! 🙂

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            You bet I will!

          • twifan2

            Guess we’ll see around after the UK’s tv shows wind down. 😉

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Yeah, that might be correct.

          • twifan2

            LOL Been there before.
            BUT it is a very change from all the Bravo crap. 🙂

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        I just watched some episodes last month, it was very funny. I think he is filming a movie now down under. I also saw Sherlock about a month before it was shown here along with Death in Paradise. I am now watching a show with Steve Coogan where he travels to different Restaurants in Europe.

        • twifan2

          I’m waiting for Downton Abbey to start up again. 🙂

      • twifan2

        Have you seen all the Mrs. Brown’s Boys episodes yet?

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Tonight’s laugh is Leopard Man’s latest Easter tweets to Teresa. Would you let this man babysit for your kids?

    • twifan2

      Are you still badgering that poor TreHugger? :/

      • Vince Foster, Jr.

        Not me. This was on his page until I called him out on it last night. Creepy?

        • Yes..very creepy. Did he delete all his Photoshop pics with Tre?

          • Vince Foster, Jr.

            Yup! Thanks for your help doc

          • Just like you suspected. I’m always willing to help a friend….no worries.

  • Alec Trebek

    The categories are Teresa Facts, Fabellini, Juicey, Trehuggers and Criminals

    • Vince Foster, Jr.

      Isn’t your name supposed to be Alex? Anyway, I will take Teresa for 100,

      • Alec Trebek

        69

        • Vince Foster, Jr.

          Teresa’s IQ?

          • Alec Trebek

            Sorry, you didn’t answer in the form of a question. The answer is what is Teresa’s IQ

          • twifan2

            Wasn’t that supposed to be a Daily Double, Alec?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I believe it was, even though I was not playing the game!!

        • Tigerlily

          What is how many times Teresa was dropped on her head as a kid?

          What is the number of branches Tre hit on the ugly tree on her way down?

          What is the going rate of Juicy’s latest NJ truck-stop hooker?

          What is Joe and Tre’s combined I.Q.’s?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Ding,Ding,Ding,Ding!!!!! All correct!!! You win first choice at the auction at Teresa’s home!!!!!

    • LOLOL!!

      I’ll take Criminals for 1000

      • Alec Trebek

        This criminal’s photograph is next to the definition of Narcissism in medical books

        • WestCoastFeed

          Who is Teresa Giudice?

          • Alec Trebek

            WestCoast buzzed in first and you are right.

          • WestCoastFeed

            I will take TreHuggers for 100.

          • Alec Trebek

            This Trehugger wants to be Teresa.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Who is Leopard Man?

          • Alec Trebek

            That is correct, WestCoast has $200 and Vince is minus $100

          • Damn you!!!

        • Who is Teresa Giudice?

    • Tigerlily

      Juicy for $500.

      • Alec Trebek

        Giving anal.

        • Tigerlily

          Hmmmmmmmmmmmm…
          What is Juicy’s new prison talent?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            You’re a better man than I, Gunga Din!!!

          • Tigerlily

            LOL! You crack me up NAWS!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            YOU crack ME up, Miss Tiger!!!! Is it you that Sophie goes nuts on, or is it Tres Twits? Have you seen that????

          • Tigerlily

            It’s Tre’s Twits, but I jumped in to chide Sophie for being an asshat and now she’s set her sights on me too. At least momentarily. Hard to have a battle of wits when she is soooo ill-equipped.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I try, but I am always too late. I just think Sophie is awful and I feel sorry for Tre’s. What a beast!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Yeah NAWS, me too. Seems there are far too many lonely, sick and twisted people looking to spread their misery onto others. I’ve had a few trolls follow me. Had one call herself (himself, probably a chick), Tigerlilybitch and another one was tigerlilylmbo.
            Like what are you 2?
            the biggest insult Sophie could come up with was to call me a dum-dum. Ass can’t even spell the word dumb!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I have seen the other Tigerlily and she is horrid!!! I guess we should just be glad we only know these jerks on the internet and not in real life. The other Tiger is so stupid that I almost feel sorry for her! Sophie is another story. She calls folks pedaphiles and other names–She is scary.

          • Tigerlily

            Did you ever come across this Mary Star chick? She’s always on ROL.
            OMG she is evil! She wished harm upon my son. I went apeshit on her! Usually I’m not willing to engage, but sometimes they get under my skin, or they provide too easy a target to pass up. But usually I just try to ignore until they get frustrated and move along.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            No, but I will surely keep a look out for her. What a monster!! I go on ROL when there is nothing happening here, but that is not very often. I ususally can’t get my wits together fast enough!!!(I guess that is a “senior” thing!!! I am so sorry to hear that. At least you are quick enough to respond. Just remember, those people are probably lonely and miserable!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            I try to. I try to remember like when we were kids and our Mom’s always used to tell us to think about where the insult is coming from. That there’s something wrong or lacking in them for them to strike out like that. Misery loves company, etc., etc.
            Got a big mouth sometimes and I’m quick but I had no choice, having 2 older sisters I had to learn to be quick or get left in the dust.
            But yeah it has and sometimes still does get me into trouble. LOL!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            With what I’ve read, I don’t blame anyone for defending themselves from the likes of the trolls out there!!!! Anyway, it’s better than physically hitting them, which is what I would tend to do!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Oh me too. I’d be in jail for assault a few times over if they were standing in front of me. Especially that Mary Star woman. I went ballistic on her when she wished my son should have a miserable life.
            I cursed her out and just belittled her beyond belief until she backed off.
            I’ve got dozens and dozens of one-liners. She didn’t choose her opponent wisely and has never harassed me again. I’ll give you some if you’d like. lol

            Too many freaks not enough circuses.
            Your village called they want you back by 6.
            I know I’m talking like an idiot. I have to or you won’t understand me.
            If I throw a stick will you go away?
            I don’t know what makes you stupid, but it really works.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Thank you!!!! I copied them and hopefully I will remember them!!!! What are friends for if they can’t share insults???????!!!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            LOL! Anytime NAWS. Any time!
            Just let me know when you need some new ones!
            Who knew all those insult games growing up would be so valuable?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Do you know if there is going to be any IRS takings at Teresa and Joe’s? I have never heard of the IRS taking so long!!!

          • Tigerlily

            I know. It’s irritating me. If I remember everyone else who was convicted had all of their accounts, and assets frozen and then their stuff was sold off or repo-ed. WTH?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            My late husband worked for a gentlemen who “forgot” to pay his taxes one year, and the IRS literally swooped in and scooped his Jag and his other vehicle and then put locks on the office door!!!!! Maybe the IRS is a kinder, gentler agency now, or maybe they are treating Teresa and her brood like “celebrities”. Whatever it is, it does not seem fair at all, especially for us, as we would love to see the auction!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Oh me too NAWS. I would PAY for a front row seat just to watch Tre suffer like she has made all those poor people who had the misfortune of getting involved with her and Juicy. From what I’ve read, they don’t really own anything. The house is supposedly worth 1.7 mil but they only have something like $140,000 in equity in the house. They don’t own any of the cars they drive. They sure as hell can seize all the contents of the house and her jewelry and furs though, so I don’t understand why they haven’t. Maybe WCF or Doc Seuss knows. They are really smart and knowledgeable about this stuff.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            The IRS can always garnish your wages though and they haven’t paid taxes in years. I don’t get it nor do I like it. Seems like a different set of rules for some!!!!! I had no idea the IRS was so sensitive to “celebs”.

          • Tigerlily

            Me either. I thought I heard or read somewhere they were going to garnish her Bravo checks, but it doesn’t seem to have happened yet. Pisses me off too, cause you and I would be rotting in Camp Cupcake praying Big Bertha has fallen asleep and will stop hurting us!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Big Bertha is a real bitch!!!! She is getting very pissed that it is taking so long for Teresa to be her cellmate!!!! I understand she has lots planned for little Teresa!!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            LMBO! NAWS you are hilarious! Look out Tre Bertha’s gettin’ antsy waiting on you. You know what happens to girls who make Bertha wait? Whooo-wheee!
            I had made a mistake one year filing my taxes and accidentally put down my gross earnings/income twice.
            So I essentially doubled my income.
            They jumped on it. Took over a year to straighten in out and in the meanwhile I had to pay almost $800 in fines. Turned out they owed me and I eventually got a check for like $1,700. The $800 I paid in fines plus the original refund. But what a hassle. Took like a year of my life and I don’t remember how many letters and phone calls. But even though the woman from the IRS knew it was a mistake I had to pay the fine first before it could be settled.
            So how she gets away with her shit is beyond me!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I had a similar thing happen. After my divorce i forgot that i had made a deduction on my antique desk I used at home. Sure enough the next year the IRS came after me like Al Capone looking for their 187 dollars!!!! They were relentless and eventually GARNISHED my wages for about 250 with all of their late fees, penalties, interest, etc!!!!! I was mortified!!! So, that is one reason I am just truly pissed about Teresa and Joe!!!!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Ditto! Guess like in most instances there are 2 sets of rules. One for them and one for us peons!
            Gotta run to the store, should be back in a hour or so. Hope to catch up with you then.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Toodles, sweets!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Toodles?
            I say toodles too! lol Great minds!

          • Alec Trebek

            There answer is what will Joe be doing in prison . judges?

          • Tigerlily

            Awww, same dif!
            Come on Judges!
            ᕙ(`▽´)ᕗ

          • Alec Trebek

            Ok, you get the points.

          • Tigerlily

            Thank you Alec. Much obliged!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I say she gets it correct!!!!! Daily Double Also!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Yeah! See Alec, NAWS says my answer is correct.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes, I agree. TL is correct, Alec.

          • Tigerlily

            Thanks WCF.

          • I agree with the others Tl-Lily gave a good answer!

          • Tigerlily

            Thanks Doc!
            See Alec, we know all things Tre and Juicy!

    • Alec, I’ll take Fabellini for 500.

      • Tigerlily

        I was just gonna pick Fabellini cause no one else did yet!
        GMTA Doc!

      • Alec Trebek

        Not one straight male has tried this flavor.

        • WestCoastFeed

          What is raspberry, Alec? Does my answer have to include why?

        • What is Fabellini Peach Wine?

  • noarguingwithstupid

    OT–Does anyone here watch Amish Mafia??

    • Tigerlily

      Yes I have once or twice. Is that the one with Gangsta Levi?

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Yes it is. It may be over now for good, but I really loved that show!!! Never a dull moment!

        • Tigerlily

          They weren’t really Amish though, I think. More like Amish light.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            LOL!!!! Today they are repeating the last 3 episodes at 4 o’clock. One reason I liked it is because they told you in the beginning that there were re-enactments of what happened, unlike the housewives that never tell you that little bit of information!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Guess they had to or they would have chanced losing the whole audience for trying to put something that is obivious BS over on their viewers.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            All I know is that I could never live the Amish life!!! I love electricity and all the niceties of life. I do love their quilts though!!! I have never been able to make one like they do. Of course, that is their only “fun” outlet!!! and I don’t have 5 or 6 people helping me!!!!!

          • twifan2

            Me too! Me too! Me too! LOVE my net, microwave, tv,…etc! 🙂
            NAWS!!! How’s youses all today?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I’m good, but the Pennster isn’t!!!! She has a bad tum-tum!!!!! How are youses????

          • twifan2

            ‘turn-turn’? o.0
            Allergies, now that Spring has finally sprung here. :/

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Tummy!!!! 🙁 She has been sleeping all day. I think she is feeling better now. I hate it when she doesn’t feel good!!!

          • twifan2

            Me too. 🙁
            Hope she’s back to her spritey self tonite! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Thank you. I hope so too!!! Don’t you hate it when your animals don’t feel good?

          • twifan2

            They run me ragged when they feel bad! Chats gets so antsy! He starts rolling ALL over the bed. I have to sleep on the couch! >(
            Addie sleeps against me-HOT! 🙁

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Are they both with you now? If so please give Addie a big kiss and Chats a big meal for me!!!!!

          • twifan2

            No, I have Chloe here til Wed.. Then I trade her for Chats. I got the worse of that trade! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Food-wise you certainly did!!!! I want you to share with everyone how you take Chats out for a “walk”!!!! It is the funniest thing I have ever seen!!!

          • twifan2

            The video from way back when Chats was young & cute? ;D

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Chats is always cute, but I don’t know how old he was, only that it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen, HONEST!!!!!

          • twifan2

            Guess you never had clean up after him-when gets into all his ‘cuteness’ mode. >(
            I can’t post it on here. 🙁

          • noarguingwithstupid

            He’s just a big boy who loves his Mommy!!!!

          • twifan2
          • twifan2

            You mean out for ‘dusting of the floor/ground’! 😀

          • twifan2

            Rub her tummy for me. 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Hope your pup feels better, NAWS! (ʃƪ ˘ ‿˘)

          • Tigerlily

            I made a quilt for my oldest sister’s first born. A small quilt. But I wasn’t skilled enough to do it the right way so I sort of cheated and took squares of fabrics with baby stuff already embroidered of lithographed or silk-screened and then I stuffed the blocks and made strips to attach the blocks to make rows. And voila’. Baby blanket!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I bet it was beautiful!!!! It sounds really pretty. I love to quilt, but it is hard for me with arthritis. And, by the way, you are skilled enough to do it the other way!!!! You just did it a better way!!!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Nah, I wish. My Grandmother and Great-Grandmother could knit and crochet. I used to do macramé and hook rugs, stuff like that. And the things you make with the plastic lanyard. Like key fobs. My son draws beautifully, but he doesn’t care for it any more. His Dad was very artistic. Drew, sketched, painted and was an awesome cook.
            But thank you NAWS I appreciate the compliment. It was kind of you to say.

          • twifan2

            WoW! ◉◡◉
            Sounds really beautiful.. 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Thank you so much Twi, how sweet of you. Thanks again for all the hard work you did yesterday.The pics, the VIDEO!!!! It was priceless. My face hurt so bad from laughing. It was the best.
            And I am most grateful and honored that you said I was your source for the funny pics and video but you gave me too much credit!
            It all came out of that wonderfully creative mind and sassy kid-at-heart spirit that makes us all have to run to bathroom sometimes before we wet ourselves from crying and dying of laughter.!
            Thank you for sharing your gift of laughter with us.
            ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

          • twifan2

            You’re so welcomed, T-Lily! 🙂
            BUT I gave credit where credit was warranted…YOU!

          • Tigerlily

            *Blushes* *Curtsies*
            Awww, shucks. Thanks Twi.

          • twifan2

            T-Lily! Hi Hi!  (•◡•) /

          • Tigerlily

            (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥❀✿❁♥
            Hi Twi!
            What’s shakin’ bacon?
            Hope you are enjoying your Sunday!

          • twifan2
          • Tigerlily

            Cool, thanks Twi. Will pop over in a few and check it out.

          • twifan2

            Mosey on over, T-Lily & check it out. 🙂

        • twifan2

          Really? 🙁

        • twifan2
          • Babson_Chick

            Oh goodness – Esther is messed up – knew she liked to hang out with the English but that is sick.

        • twifan2

          From that article, I agree with you! 😮

      • twifan2

        LOL I can picture Levi in a hoodie! 😀

        • Tigerlily

          I can picture Levi gettin’ his azz beat or jumped if he ever tried to play those games with a real gangsta’! OOOOOoooohhhwheeeeeeeee!
          ๏̯̃๏ (⊙.⊙(☉_☉)⊙.⊙) ๏̯͡๏

    • Babson_Chick

      Yes I’ve been watching!!!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        It has been great!!!! I just hope they offer them so much money to do another season that they can’t say no!!!!! I think it is fascinating!!!!

        • Babson_Chick

          Hi there NAWS!! I’ve watched since the very beginning and love it. Can’t believe Esther is so stupid after getting beaten up. Don’t know if they’ll be back or not since everyone is following Levi around. Can’t blame the real Amish for not wanting the filming of this show. Am thinking most of this cast are minnonites or brethern (sp ?? on those).

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I’ve watched it from beginning also. I hope they come back, as I am sure they are paying them very well!!!! Esther is an idiot and has a bad picker!!!! She needs to just stay Amish and forget being English!!! I enjoy it and I hope the money will bring them back!!!!

          • Babson_Chick

            They all seemed so mad at production at the end about the filming but who knows they might be back. They’re not good at acting – that’s for sure – when Esther confronted Levi in his hotel room – thought that was so staged!! Noticed she didn’t take her suitcase with her. Now Merlin – he’s a wierd dude. Also enjoy watching this show because I’m been to that area.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            A lot is re-enactments, but I love the premise of it!!! Merlin is nuts and I just kind of FF through his stupid monologs!! I just cant believe they will turn down the money!!!! They are extremely greedy and have lots of lawyers bills to pay!!!! Esther needs to just stay in her quilt house and quilt because she is a lost cause!!!! How many brothers and sisters does that woman have???? Everytime I watch, there’s a new one popping up!!!

          • Babson_Chick

            Yes – at least they’re upfront about the reenactments – I mean you just can’t blow up stuff anywhere. I believe the whole cast has mub shots but I like most of them anyway. LOL about lawyer bills to pay – that’s for sure. Esther has several sisters that didn’t want to be on the show. I think Esther must have gotten bored with the Amish life since she had her own apt. and everything – don’t think the English way is good for her.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            That’s for sure!!! Her picker is off when it comes to men!!! I sure hope they tempt them with enough money for another season! I want more Amish Mafia!!!!!

          • Babson_Chick

            Me too!! Am bored with the fighting housewives with the same stupid arguments!!