Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: ‘Mess Rehearsal’ [Episode 21]

Posted on Apr 7 2014 - 3:31am by Staff Writer

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The episode starts with Porsha moaning and groaning in the studio. She sounds like she’s howling a mating call to stray cats. Pierre the producer made sure Porsha gave more emotion while in the recording studio but the only emotion Kandi was feeling was irritation! Porsha has been missing rehearsals and showing up late. Kandi confronts Porsha on missing rehearsals. Porsha is not taking the play seriously.

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Porsha’s behavior is the result of a lazy self-entitled child that never fully matured mentally. She’s not an accomplished actress with an extensive resume and never will be with her lazy work ethic. Porsha tries to place blame on Kandi’s team and later admitted there was a miscommunication between her and her team. Porsha’s parents did her a huge disservice in life and did not prepare her for the real world.

NeNe took a trip out of Atlanta to LA to meet with her manager, Steve. As if we didn’t already know, the “star” NeNe made it clear that comedy comes easy to her, she wants drama roles. And she’s turned down million dollar deals  because not everything is right for her.  I checked her resume and sadly her mouth and her resume don’t match up!  Nene is in no position to refuse any role and the fact that she thinks she is, proves how delusional NayNay really is. Once the RHOA cameras stop rolling, it will be lights out on her  “Hollywood career.”

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Cynthia freaks out when she finds out — from the blogs — that Peter might lose Bar One. Apparently, Peter received a letter months ago regarding Bar One possibly going into foreclosure over a landlord/tenant issue and he neglected to tell his wife.  Peter tries to weasel himself out of a sticky situation…busted! But he assures Cynthia that it will all work out. Suuuure Peter! Cynthia Run!

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Kenya’s Aunt Lori came to comfort her in her time of mourning. Her beloved Velvet died at 7 years young! I loved that little pup. Kenya is sobbing and heart broken. She loved Velvet and treated him like her child. Kenya suffers from trauma being abandoned by her mother so losing Velvet is very hard on her. I also shed a few tears during this scene. Aunt Lori assures her everything happens for a reason, and a memorial service will help ease the pain. It just might be a new chapter in Kenya’s book. RIP Velvet.

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Kandi is ready to address the toxic relationship between her and Mama Joyce before Todd goes out to buy milk and never returns. Kandi confess it hurts when her and her mother don’t talk. The two haven’t spoken since Mama Joyce tried to hire a hit man someone to set Todd up in a comprising situation then take photos of it. That seems like a justified reason to cut ties with a crazy mama. All Kandi wants is for her mother to accept her relationship with Todd. The counselor split the two up to find out each of their sides. Mama Joyce thinks Todd is an opportunist. She also thinks Todd should help Kandi become a better woman, by helping her lose 30 pounds.

It’s going to take work, but one thing’s for sure — they both love each other! Kandi and Mama Joyce share a hopeful, loving, embrace.

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NeNe touched down in New York City to check out her new HSN line of clothing. Oh Puleeeze Nene, have a seat! NeNe didn’t love all the pieces……there was one “wow” piece that she fell in love with however the other pieces are not up to Nene’s standard. The woman with dreadful fashions is dishing out criticism on fashions.

HSN is losing credibility quickly aligning with these Housewives, first Kyle now Nene. What a complete joke! And I can tell by the look on the faces of the people in the meeting they think Nene is a joke. I would love to be a fly on the wall after she exits the room!

One week until the musical begins and finally Porsha showed up to practice. Finally!! Everyone seems to be questioning Porsha’s dedication. She’s missed so many practices, she doesn’t know her lines or the choreography. Kandi’s stage play manager sets Porsha straight, letting her know she doesn’t think she’s fully committed but Porsha fools assures her she’s all in. Porsha is a total waste of time and Kandi should fire her now and save her play.

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Kandi’s hard at work getting ready for opening night of her play, ‘A Mother’s Love.’ Mama Joyce stops by to check out the space and Todd and Joyce talk things out. Todd was a gentlemen and tried to appeal to Mama Joyce’s softer side. Todd is hoping one day Joyce might learn to love him. I did notice during their conversation, Todd avoided eye contact (a lot) which is a sign of shyness or someone being less than honest. I can’t really tell with Todd, time will tell of his genuineness. Kandi and Todd got married Friday so I’m assuming Mama Joyce found herself a man and is minding her own business. This scene concludes the episode. Stay tuned for the season finale next week.

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  • Birdie11

    Ok, so that’s the best description of Porsha and her stray cat serenade ever!! She and Moose need to form their own one person fan clubs..UGH. I felt terrible for Kray. I think she thought that by not protecting Velvet, she abandoned her, just like she was abandoned. So devastating, and much bigger than just the death of a pet. I wanted to applaud Aunt Lori…she did an awesome job encouraging her and talking her through it. Kray is lucky to have her.

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi Birdie! 🙂
      ITA agree about Aunt Lori. She did an great job of comforting Kray Kray.
      I actually felt bad for her. Seeing Velvet mangled by that dog. BUT, I was so glad she held Velvet as she passed. Kray Kray was THERE for Velvet. :’)

      • Birdie11

        That’s true, and a good point. I felt almost like that was too personal a moment for TV. SO sad.

        • twifan2

          I got a little uncomfortable with that. imo-the cameras could have been outside the bedroom & all we could do is hear the convo between Aunt Lori & Kray Kray.
          OK! What did you think of Cynthia’s reaction when Kray Kray told her & Kandi about Velvet’s passing!
          OMG, thought Cynthia was over the top AND over her chair! I thought it was funny.

          • Birdie11

            I thought it was honest, I think they were expecting to be in trouble about something.. LOL…I liked that it made Kray start crying again…like NICE job Cynthia!! I thought her outfit was the funniest part.

          • twifan2

            All I saw was eyeglasses & a hat. At least her hair wasn’t that orangy, frizzy thing she has in her talking-head clips. 😀

          • Birdie11

            Oh Lord…with that BLUE eyeshadow!! Blech. Yes…there was something about the dramatic cream hat and glasses that struck me as funny. OK Twi…fingers crossed for Moose getting paired with the teeniest, tiniest DWTS pro!!

          • twifan2

            I’m actually going watch ALL of DWTS tonite just to see who dances with who! 😀
            I was thinking Mark might be he partner & they do Swing! LOL BUT then again, if she gets Mak! 😮
            who do you think she’ll be paired up with?

          • Birdie11

            I am just hoping and praying that those who tweeted are thinking like me, and wanting someone shrimpy…Mark and the swing would be hilarious! Anyone she gets will manage to hide their horror for one week…we just need to hope for his head to be up to her chest!! 😀

          • twifan2

            I twitted for Mark & Nay Nay. ;D
            Can you just picture it…he won’t be able to see from under her boobies! LOL

          • Birdie11

            SO GOOD! Great choice Twi!! You HAVE to make a graphic…pleeaasssee?

          • twifan2

            Just saw this Birdie!!!! 😮
            “The couples that are doing well are Derek/Nene, Tony/Candace, Charlie/Peta and Drew/Witney,” the website claims. “The couples that are struggling are Meryl/Val, Danica/Maks, Cody/Sharna and Amy/Mark. James/Cheryl are apparently neither good nor bad. “

          • Birdie11

            RATS! Derek will wear heels and make anyone look good!

          • twifan2

            LOL so true! 😀

          • twifan2

            Lots of luck, Derek! :/

          • Birdie11

            Let’s try to spot the grimace thru the forced charm!

          • twifan2

            You know, I better record the show & slow mode theu Nay Nay’s dance! I want to see every facial expression on Derek’s face. 😉

          • Birdie11

            Yes…hopefully they won’t have it dark hoping to hide the horror. Did it say what dance they are dancing?

          • twifan2

            No. 🙁

          • Birdie11

            OMG!!! I just refreshed! Bless you Twi!

          • twifan2

            I hope tonite will be AS funny! 😀

          • Birdie11

            He looks like he’s about to chomp her breast…LOLLL!!

          • twifan2

            hehehe Placed his head that way. 😉
            Bet that might happen too.

          • Birdie11

            Derek will be like whoopsie!!

          • twifan2

            More like “Don’t choke me! I can’t breathe!. I need air!”
            😀

          • Dave

            Pure comedy hahaha

          • RonnieIsBack

            She still needs to go…

          • Sara

            How did she even get on the show? She’s the least graceful of all the dancers.

          • Babson_Chick

            hi twi – am also going to watch the whole thing – need some laughs but might have to delay my Happy Hour – might doze off – Cheers!!

          • RonnieIsBack

            I just hope she gets paired up with the the back door..exit stage left…

          • Babson_Chick

            one can only hope – still can’t believe the judge’s scores – maybe they all realize she won’t be there long so it just doesn’t matter. I imagine most of the people in our country (and others) have no idea who that big heifer is.

          • twifan2

            I actually did think Cynthia was going to fall back over her chair! 😮

          • Birdie11

            She looked like a flailing giraffe!

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            This photo is awesome!

          • Sara

            Cynthia’s face in this scene if GIF worthy

          • Birdie11

            Kandi’s is pretty good too!

          • Sara

            Yes she is….Kandi makes the oddest faces.

    • Dave

      Man did that Velvet scene hurt. I really felt for Kenya. Fur babies are still our babies. Cynthia shocked response was her most redeeming moment this entire season.

  • twifan2

    Awesome recap, Doc! Loving the Porscha digs! 🙂
    This is the type of ‘clothesline’ I think of when it comes to Nay Nay! 😀

    • LMAO!! Twi you always deliver the funnies….thank you for this.

    • Birdie11

      Is this her wardrobe for tonite???

      • twifan2

        But of course, free advertising for her new clothesline! 😉
        I’ll take 2 of the pink ensemble, ty.

        • Birdie11

          Where’s the gigantic purple tent with the shoulder holes? That must have sold out. (:

          • twifan2

            On back order, Birdie.
            I think Nay Nay is using SheeBroke’s people. :/

      • RonnieIsBack

        It looked like it..and that blue rag she was all gaga for..please it was a poncho with holes in the shoulders….she is ridiculous…

      • twifan2

        Well Birdie, Nay Nay’s costume has a lot of fringe on it! :/
        Shredded by Kray Kray 🙂

        • Birdie11

          I’m watching and about 25 min in…has she danced yet?

          • twifan2

            No, not yet.

          • Birdie11

            OK…stay put! I did see her rear back and let out a moose snort when her name was mentioned.

          • twifan2

            I saw that! I was like ‘fall over the railing!’ 😀
            She’s gotta go!

          • Birdie11

            Tell me when she’s on if you’re ahead of me…I’ll ff

          • twifan2

            Ok, I will.
            Did you see that costume of hers that she has on! OMG! Like someone killed a purple Big Bird all over her! 😀

          • twifan2

            I’m on the east coast. There’s 3 dancers left, nay nay, Cody &Merly.

          • Birdie11

            Me too…sorry was mesmerized by the ripped shirtless men jumping around. I didn’t see a full shot of her yet, I must have ffd over it. But now you have my imagination jumping!

          • twifan2

            Cody next. Maybe Nay Nay last?

          • Birdie11

            I was thinking they had to space Derek out with the Macy’s performance…so probably.

          • twifan2

            Is Nay Nay doing some American Indian dance? o.0

          • Birdie11

            OMG!!! HAHAHAHA….Big Flying Moose can be her Indian name.

          • twifan2

            Big Flopping Moose on the floor! 😀

          • Birdie11

            The 2 blondes??? LMAO…you can’t write this material!!

          • twifan2

            WTH was THAT!!!!! :O
            She just walked around!

          • Birdie11

            O-M-G!!! That was seriously the STUPIDEST choreography I have ever seen come out of Derek!! LORRDDDDD…that was RIDICULOUS.

          • twifan2

            No words! NO FREAK FRACKEN WORDS!

          • Birdie11

            WTH with the costumes??? NO connection to dance…that thing was a hot MESS!!!

          • twifan2

            I kind of was hoping nay nay would get too close to the fire…WWWWOOOOSSSHHH

          • Birdie11

            An aztec princess moose kabob!!!!

          • twifan2

            I’ll take mine to go, please. 🙂

          • Birdie11

            These judges are so stupid…what about POSTURE people??? They’re nailing everyone on that but her!!

          • twifan2

            ITA! I thought they were hard on the dancers tonite.

          • Birdie11

            She was hunched…and what was with her face…she was mistaking tribal with gangsta.

          • twifan2

            WoW! Merly is GOOD!

          • Birdie11

            She’s a gold medal ice DANCER! It’s annoying that she’s on at all..but yes, she is. She acts like a high schooler crushing on her teacher with Maks…it’s embarrassing.

          • twifan2

            BUT still, those scores for Nay nay…come on. She waved her arms, stomped her feet, stood there as Derek jumped over here like she was a totem pole. AND she got 4 8s… smh

          • Birdie11

            It was SUCH a joke…no comments even about technique!! PUH-LEEZE. Hopefully America is smart and can see thru the Derek worship (I swear I could almost see his butt crack).

          • twifan2

            I felt bad for Cameron(the girl from the television show) I thought she danced well. WAY better than Nay Nay! The judges were harsh with her. >(

          • Birdie11

            I know…I love her. Moose got a complete PASS…because it fit her personality?? OK.

          • twifan2

            The scuddlebug was that Nay Nay & Drew are at the bottom.

          • Birdie11

            They were complaining about Charlie being back on is heels…but a flailing, off beat, amazon is great? It will all depend on votes, the judges don’t really matter that much.

          • twifan2

            I didn’t get it at all.
            What was the dance-jazz. How that the dance & the costumes relate?!

          • Birdie11

            It was more african jazz type thing…tribal or something?? Derek had his distraction strategy going full OUT.

          • twifan2

            It WAS BAD!!!

          • Birdie11

            Moose.being bad is no surprise…but BAD choreography is surprising!

          • twifan2

            It looked like Derek just put it together for the sake of a performance. AND for that she got a 32! Candace got a 28 and she danced way better!

          • Birdie11

            Derek is the dwts prince…he can do no wrong…they were unfair tonite.

          • twifan2

            Did you see Nay Nay’s face when Meryl & Val were talking to the lady upstairs? After their scores were announced she was smirking!

          • Birdie11

            I just went and looked…UGH…she was back there trying to look small as she hulked over everybody.

          • twifan2

            She doesn’t carry herself well. Makes her look more frumpy.

          • Birdie11

            True…such a gyp that we didn’t get a dance in hold.

          • twifan2

            Yes. 🙁
            Well, I’m off for the nite. Time to find my bed. ツ
            Have a good nite, Birdie! Behave! 😉
            Laters! ❤

          • Birdie11

            Nitey Twi! xoxo

          • twifan2

            Inner Beyonce???????? o.0

          • twifan2

            Here she comes! 😮

  • Dave

    Porsha should be fired from “A Mother’s Love” stat. She is so unprofessional, and as far as we know, she doesn’t have one acting credit to her name. So, her Lindsay like antics are unacceptable. I don’t know how Kandi has been successful running her ship that way. Cynthia, Cynthia, Cynthia… She needs a divorce and she needs to find a good trust and estate lawyer, maybe tie the rest of that money up before Peter can spend it. I thought he bought the building which is why she had to move her company… How did blogs find out about his foreclosure before her?

    Sidebar, I wonder if Cynthia has google alerts for the entire cast, or just her, Peter, and NeNe. The blogs are her news source.

    • twifan2

      Dave that a look at the clip from A Lover’s Love, imo Porch does a good job. I was surprised.
      Cynthia…well I’ll let that Titanic ship sail on her merry way. 😉

      • Dave

        Why is Cynthia still married to the loser?

        • twifan2

          Cause she’s in ‘luv’?! o.0
          Got me. idk

          • Dave

            And she’s stupid.

          • Birdie11

            She KNEW he was shady and unstable…she is stupid.

          • Dave

            I watched the episode and thought to myself, what is it that keeps her staying in that marriage? He’s mean, aggressive and not a good provider.

          • Birdie11

            She is going to have to admit to her family that they were RIGHT!! Not to mention admitting to failure to her daughter…that’s what I think is keeping her there.

          • twifan2

            I think her daughter would think more her, if she did get out. :/

          • Birdie11

            Probably not in Cyn’s mind though…you know she has to feel guilty for not listening to her mother.

          • twifan2

            Is she that DUMB???!!!
            I mean those scenes before AND after Cyn had fibroid surgery, I wanted to deck that worthless, uncaring, self-centered, PIG!!! >(

          • Birdie11

            There is NO WAY he didn’t show that side before they got married. Cynthia is an idiot.

          • twifan2

            Or some sort of masochist.
            I wonder if she’s waiting for him to dump her?

          • Birdie11

            Or pushing him to cheat? I could see that happening…

          • twifan2

            My guess is he already does.
            WHY the heck would he want his OWN place for?! Remember that scene?

          • Birdie11

            Right?? He clearly has it on his mind, or already is. Maybe she just hasn’t caught him yet.

          • Babson_Chick

            low self esteem?? IDK, she’s a beautiful woman but not very sure about herself or certain situations.

          • Sara

            AGREED. I also think she’s beautiful on the outside but on the inside she views herself as less than and looks to controlling men like Peter to validate her.

          • Babson_Chick

            Yes!!! that also!!

        • Tre’s Felon Forehead

          I honestly think Peter keeps business things from Cynthia to keep her from worrying. I may be in the minority but I like Peter.

          • RonnieIsBack

            HE is also hiding other ish…like his side pieces and his apt….

          • Babson_Chick

            + the money he spends in the strip clubs

          • SouthTampaLily

            For some reason I like Peter too – but if I was his wife and he was buying buildings & cars w/o telling me – and then possibly having my business & his business evicted, I would want to know! Unless it’s 100% his money (which it isn’t), he should be keeping Cynthia in the know! Who wants to find about their potential business troubles in a blog versus from their spouse? But setting aside the bad communication issues, I always get a chuckle when Peter is on the screen.

  • Sara

    Finally, I am so over NeNe Leakes. That ego of hers is going to be her downfall. What producer, after seeing her response last night to those offers is going to even want to work with her. She better continue to stay on Andy Cohen’s good side because he will be the only person throwing her a bone when the offers dry up.

    I have two words for NeNe – The Situation

    • Marsbars09

      LOL! I couldn’t believe Nene’s delusion last night regarding her abilities as an actress. She doesn’t think she needs lessons because it will ruin her natural acting abilities?
      What really killed me was when she said she never watched or heard of Scandal. I was like heifer please! You lying!

  • Tre’s Felon Forehead

    Hello my darlings! Before I give my 2 cents about this episode let me say that I hope you are all having a fabulous day!
    1). Porsha. Why didn’t Kandi let Don Juan fire Miss Prima Donna’s ass? (She (Kandi) really needs to get a backbone). I can’t believe Porsha thought she was the STAR of that play. She needs to take several seats.
    2). Nene thinks is at the point in her career that she can be picky? Hmmm. I didn’t buy any of the crap she & her agent were saying about the scripts that came in.
    3). Kenya. Notice she had on her fake eyelashes & makeup? If you are truly distraught like that you wouldn’t make yourself up right before Auntie came over to have a melt down IN FRONT OF CAMERAS. There are Media Outlets saying that Velvet did not die. IF that is true, she has got to be the biggest liar ever.
    4). Cynthia needs to learn more about business and stay informed what is going on so that she isn’t blindsided if things go awry.
    5). Mama Joyce makes me angry.
    6). Phaedra. Was she even on last night?

    • Sara

      That tour walk with Kandi’s mother was heartbreaking. What does Todd have to do to get on her good side? Many men wouldn’t put up with it. He is. like you said, too good for that family.

      Whenever it’s written that reality shows are fake, one need to point out Porsha’s rehearsal behavior. No acting group would put up with it and Kandi is just putting up with it for the show. Porsha’s ass would have been replaced long ago.

      • Tre’s Felon Forehead

        I agree with everything that you said. God love Todd for trying and putting up with that nasty woman. Although I admit that when she talked about losing her child and how Kandi is her only child left, her over protection made a little bit of sense. . . .but it still doesn’t warrant how mean spirited she is

        • Birdie11

          She’s a lot nicer when she’s sober. They just need to hide the booze.

          • Sara

            I agree. She’s a mean drunk.

        • Sara

          I don’t think Joyce is over protective of Kandi at all. I think she slapped the taste out of her mouth one too many times, and has not come to terms with the fact that she cannot do that anymore.

  • TartLemon

    IIRC, a few seasons ago, Peter sold the space Cynthia had her business in or let the lease lapse or signed her to a new lease somewhere else causing Cynthia to have to close her business and move right away. He did all this without her knowledge until the last minute. Anyone else remember that? If Cynthia is so clueless about business, she needs to be getting advice from someone who knows instead of Peter who had failed business after failed business. The bank does not have a contract with Peter. Nor do they have the obligation to honor the contract he made with the other grifters who are in foreclosure. Cynthia knows his pattern and CHOOSES to stay.

    I don’t care about Kenya’s pain. Velvet has my sympathy for the agony and terror she endured.

    • Marsbars09

      Great comment Tart. I really don’t understand Cynthia’s logic in staying with Peter. He’s a loser and a horrible businessman.
      Not only do I give their marriage 3 years tops, I predict Cynthia will be filing for bankruptcy as well.

  • Babson_Chick

    Great article Doc – Good Morning or Afternoon to all!! O/T on WWHL tonight – Southern Charm stars Thomas, Shep and Cameran will be on – Andy now taking questions. Now back to our regularly scheduled comments……

    • Sara

      OMGosh I’m a hug Southern Charm fan. I love Thomas. Thanks for the info. I will certainly tune in.

      • Babson_Chick

        You’re welcome!! Should be interesting!! Read that Katherine had her baby!! Leaving to set this show for recording – oh boy!!

        • Sara

          That’s awesome. My dvr is set also.

          • Babson_Chick

            Yeah – we’re good to go – chilling my wine now – Cheers!!

          • twifan2

            Did I hear WINE?! 🙂
            *rinses out glass* Ready!

          • Babson_Chick

            knew that would bring you out!! 🙂 any excuse (or not) to Partay!!

          • twifan2

            🙂
            After I lived in a DRY county once, I’m trying to make up for 2 yrs of dryness! 🙂
            CHEERS!

          • Babson_Chick

            Oh I feel the pain of it all – my first job was out of state in NC – in a dry county (didn’t know there was such a thing) so we just had to drive to the next county. BTW there was a lot of “shine” available in this dry county.

          • twifan2

            I’ve tried ‘shine’ before…OMG!!!! That stuff curls your toes & straightens them out. THEN curls them again! 😮
            Please tell me it wasn’t Henderson County?!

          • Babson_Chick

            Yes – 1 sip and you feel it going all the way down!! It’s enough to warm up your gizzard and everything else. No not Henderson Co – I was in Cashiers!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Little ole Hendersonville!!!!!! Carl Sandberg and goats!!

    • Hi Babs….Thank you. I’ll be watching also. Thanks for the reminder.

      • Babson_Chick

        You’re so welcome – we’ll have to discuss these characters later.

  • RonnieIsBack

    Hello Everyonesssss lol.
    Porsha just makes me sick..she is a child and yes her new song was autotuned to death…clearly.
    Nene…that Moose please please get her voted off this week….she really is delusional..turning down chit…even her manager was like heaux that was my 10% you blew off…it is one thing to be confident in your abilities, but first you must HAVE ABILITIES. This non talented heaux…I just can’t with Moose…she is in her own way…and that wig..
    Todd and Mama Joyce…ooh chile…he was scared and looking (or not looking at her) like please just let me marry Kandi and I won’t touch your cut….
    I really felt bad for kenya also. She loved Velvet…hell I loved Velvet…losing a pet, especially in such a savage way, is extremely painful. They are family.
    RIP Velvet.

    • Sara

      Hi RonnieIsBack. LeNethia “I wear a dried fig newton of a lacefront on my head” Leakes. You KNOW you will not be caught dead in any of those Strawberry knockoffs you had a “hand” in selecting. And shame on HSN for even pretending to think that NeNe has some built-in audience that will spend $59.99 (only 1,450,00 pieces of this polyester/pleather hybrid left!! Buy NOW!!) on some Conway remainder bin throwaway.

      • Bwahahahaha!!!!!!! This wins best comment of day.

        Oooooh….thank you for the gem!

    • Hey Sugah! *waving*

      I felt soooo bad for Kenya. That was the first time I cried while watching a Real Hw’s show. I would be devastated if anything happened to my beloved dogs. Watching her dog get attacked must have been horrible.

      Mama Joyce is so full of crap, she really needs to stop. I’m starting to think that whole “I hate Todd” is for the cameras.

    • SpringBreeze14

      Well said!

  • TartLemon

    The kind of support Kandi needs at this point is not monetary. Seems like she has adequate business advisers to protect her $$$, so Mama Joyce cannot even get to it. I don’t think Mama Joyce is going to STFU, but Bravo needs to quit giving her the platform.

    • Sara

      Do you think by any chance, Mama Joyce, Kandi and Todd are acting. It’s so ironic how she got a spin-off based on it.

      • I’m starting to feel that way (a little)……

      • Birdie11

        It all seems a bit too tidy…she also has a musical based on the story? It’s looking shady to me.

        • Hey Birdie…Valid points. And the musical would have to been written before they started filming season 6 in order for the play to go into full production with an established cast….venue….stage managers…etc.

          Too convenient if you ask me.

          • Birdie11

            Hey Suessie! When Kandi accidentally breaks out in song during her next Mama Joyce argument…we will know for sure!

          • twifan2

            Have you heard her clip from her soundtrack of the play?
            OMG! She can hit that HIGH note! 😮

          • Birdie11

            No…but there are some singers slaying it in the little clip I saw.

          • twifan2
          • Birdie11

            That just broke my water glass! 😉

          • twifan2

            I had my wine in a plastic Solo cup & it moved OFF the table! 😮

          • Birdie11

            I think I’m deaf in one ear now.

          • twifan2

            Either that or it unplugs your ears. 😀

          • twifan2

            That girl can HIT that note! I had earphones on at the time. 🙁

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Kandy is good at what she does!!!! I am totally inpressed with her talent!!

          • Hahahaha….that’s too funny!

          • Moma Joyce stated: “Long as she’s happy, that’s the one that has to be happy.Doesn’t make
            no difference if I’m happy or not, she’s the one that has to live with
            him. I did everything I could do. If she’s jumping in the river with
            sharks, she’s gonna get chewed up. It’s not about me, whether I’m right
            or wrong. People show you their best when you’re dating them, so if
            she’s seeing the best now, the worst is yet to come.”

      • Babson_Chick

        Yes – this is reality TV – just a bunch of characters trying to be famous and get that paycheck!! (some do have money but extra is needed for wigs, makeup, clothes, car rentals, house rentals, weaves, etc. etc.)

      • YES! IT IS ALL 100% AN ACT

        • SpringBreeze14

          I’ve heard that before! So Mama Joyce has no problems with Todd? This show is losing its credibility because now some of the urban blogs are saying Velvet is still alive!

          • twifan2

            Oh, I really hope she is still alive! 🙂

          • SpringBreeze14

            Unfortunately I really don’t think she is! Brandon provided receipts…

          • twifan2

            Oh well. R.I.P. Velvet. :’)

          • SpringBreeze14

            It wouldn’t surprise me if Nene and Phaedra are behind these stories….

          • Birdie11

            That would be pathetic and cruel.

          • twifan2

            Right up their alley! >(

          • twifan2

            Anything to keep ratings up. smh

          • Oh OK—LOL!…I was just about to type a few choice words.

            RIP Velvet.

          • Birdie11

            I saw that…I cannot believe that Kray could have pulled that kind of emotion off…I would be shocked.

          • OMG!!! If Velvet is alive I’m DONE!

    • SAMRA1116

      Kandi is a little bland, after a short time—MJ is what get ppl interested or invested in her storyline. IMO

      • Mama Joyce “I got a little pissed at the bridegroom the night before this wedding.
        He kind of held up on signing the prenup and didn’t come to the
        rehearsal dinner because he didn’t want to sign it. His mom said she
        didn’t see no reason for him to have to sign because they were in love.
        He was the one who didn’t have a damn thing, but that’s another story.”

        • SAMRA1116

          Todd didn’t want to sign a prenup, he told Kandi in bed, I’ll think about it. I’ve been married over 31 years, I had one and it’s still in place. Sha I love you, but I’m not about to give you, money that my parents EARNED. That dog don’t bite here n we’re going to make it, on our OWN. That’s so easy to say, I love you, why sign— woman or man—u get what u bought into the marriage, kids, alimony – living expenses. But only a damn fool, just give money away. Money is already a problem for the working class—not enough, but u make it.

      • so true!

    • Mama Joyce admits she wants to write a tell all book

      • noarguingwithstupid

        And there is nothing more pathetic than a Mother writing a “tell all” book about her daughter!!!! Honest to Pete, this woman is just nuts!!

  • twifan2

    STILL waiting for Cynthia to fall over! 😀

    http://i.imgur.com/ooIh1vI.gif

    • Birdie11

      GIRAFFE DOWN!!

      • twifan2

        Out the way!
        Giraffe medics on the way! 😮

        • Birdie11

          I wonder if her hair will fall off with her hat and glasses?

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            For a second it looks like she is trying imitate Lisa Vanderpump’s faint.

          • Birdie11

            It would have been funny if she had tipped over and her long legs were sticking straight up.

          • twifan2

            But Lisa still would have done it gracefully & with her little pinkie up! Like a lady. ;D

          • Birdie11

            Yes! With her knees together!

      • *DEAD*

    • Nice work!!!!!

      • twifan2

        I thank you. Cynthia just kills me with laughter! 😀

    • SouthTampaLily

      I believe in showing proper emotion for a friend’s tragedy, but Cynthia’s reaction was comical!

  • Tre’s Felon Forehead

    This just about sums it all up for Mama Joyce.

    • twifan2

      No words for mama Joyce. :/
      Yes there are…greedy, selfish, shrew, …

    • LMFAOO!! That face is SCARY!

      • Birdie11

        ♫ That face is scaaarrryyy! Lalalalala! ♪ ♫ ♪

    • RonnieIsBack

      *Dead*

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Pathetic!

  • twifan2

    OT!
    So sad 🙁
    Peaches Geldof Dead At Age 25

    • Birdie11

      A young mom…so sad.

    • SouthTampaLily

      I hadn’t heard! This is so sad and yet another tragedy for the Geldof family. I wonder what the cause of death will be determined to be …

      • RonnieIsBack

        I know it is sad..and suspicious..they are now looking at Scientology….wow

    • SAMRA1116

      Who is that??? Iudmea (if u don’t mind me asking).

      • twifan2

        No, not at all. 🙂
        She was the daughter of Sir Bob Geldof. He was/is I would call a punk rocker.
        He helped found the charity supergroup Band Aid to raise money for famine relief in Ethiopia.

        • SAMRA1116

          Thank u — we never know the time or place, but this person did great works, while they were here. RIP

  • SpringBreeze14

    Great review and I must admit that I hollered when you mentioned Porsha’s singing! I am also not impressed! I was sooooo very sorry to hear about Velvet and the fact that some of the urban ATL based bloggers thought it was funny and it was fake is disgusting. I really don’t think ANY of those girls on that show would fake a dog death’s just for some coins…well maybe Faketra would! I honestly think once RHOA settles down after the reunion you won’t catch Porsha in this ATL circle anymore and for one I’ll be glad! LOL…Porsha better thank Kandi for letting her be involved in that production considering how trifling and unorganized she was!

  • SpringBreeze14

    Oh yeah and I know a lot of people have their feelings about Mama Joyce but honestly as of NOW she is the only interesting thing about Kandi! As far as Cynthia is concerned, I no longer feel sorry for her for marrying Peter. That was very nice how supportive she was of Velvet but I’m convinced Cynthia married Peter because she just wanted to get married. There is no way I would stay with an ignorant, arrogant OLD fool like that with continued failed business ethics!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    Poor Kenya–the loss of a pet is so traumatic. I hope she will be feeling better soon. Velvet was adorable and was a much needed “break” in the drama!!!! Now I digress to Porsha- I think this young lady may be terminal ADD. I just don’t think she can think of more that one thing at a time. Multi-tasking is an impossibility for her. And who the hell is her attorney that writes up all these ridicultous proposals!!!!! She is really coo-coo~~

    • Dani-K

      I have never felt bad for Kenya until that scene about losing Velvet. How traumatic. And two scenes bothered me with Porsha and Nene. First, what you said. Porsha cannot multi-task. Candy was very patient. I would have fired her. And for Nene not reading a script because it wasn’t up to her standards. Who does she think she is? Mathew McCounahy (sp) took every roll, big or small, that came his way and look how that paid off. Nene is not a trained actress, raw talent or not, she should at least read the script before passing.

      • noarguingwithstupid

        I think NeNe really needs to have a manager, and if she already has one, she should get another one. Why she thinks she is too hot to play in any role is beyond me. I mean, let’s face it, she is no great actress!!!

  • RonnieIsBack

    When they outted Kandi’s 30 pounds weight gain I was like fo shizzo dayum!

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