Saturday Funnies: The New Fartalinni Commercial

Posted on Apr 5 2014 - 2:48pm by Trixie Felonabulous

 

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My Fartalinni is sexy, sofistacated and a crime for being fubulicious! Oh so good for when youses get those Norwegians.  Cuddle up like Messy and Joey do with a glass.  Youses all will just luv, luv luv it. It’s gotz them natural tastes. With all them ingredientses that are over in Eyetaly.  It don’t have much of those calories, so youses can drink lots. We make it over in Eyetaly. So youses knows it’s gotta be good. Me and Joe wouldn’t lies to youse.  We tell youses da troot!

 

Pleaze enjoy my new Fartalinni commercial…..

 

Joe says we needed a c̶h̶e̶a̶p̶e̶r̶ ̶l̶a̶b̶e̶l̶ new look for the bottle, so we got one.  

Fabellini

 

So youses all look for these now.  Buy lots so I canz buy me more Burpkins.

And don’t forget:  CASH ONLY!*

#Feds watching #CashOnly #Fartalinni #Fraudice

*content for comedic purposes only and not intended to be taken seriously

 

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About the Author

Convicted Felon * Thief * Liar * Felonlicious * Change of address coming soon–Alderson Federal Prison–prisoner # tbd (to be determined)

  • WestCoastFeed

    BEST EVER!!!!!

    • Morning lovely WCF! Compliments of Ms. Twi !!!

      • WestCoastFeed

        Ms Twi is a treasure. What a talent!

        • Yes!! She also manages AATT’s Pinterest page and YouTube page. She’s amazing!!!!

          http://www.pinterest.com/allaboutthetea/

          https://www.youtube.com/user/AllAboutTheTea1

          • Tigerlily

            Awesomeness Doc!
            I did not know!
            Happy Saturday! Enjoy your day, Lovie!

          • Same to you T-Lily my PNC (partna in crime)! 😉

            Happy Saturday darling *blows kisses*

          • Tigerlily

            *Curtsies. Catches kisses * Blows kisses back.*
            MWAH!
            *Salutes Doc.*
            Trusty Side-Kick here!

            We should all meet up in Vegas one year, have an annual “Tre-Ape Conviction Anniversary Party” The TACAP. lol.
            Ohhhh wait… better yet, Atlantic City, NJ might be more apropos! LMBO!
            Nah, they couldn’t handle us!

        • Tigerlily

          Ditto! ITA!

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    Made my day. I think the wine’s days are numbered.

    • Hi Vince….Happy Saturday!

      Fartalinni will be removed from most stores once she’s sentenced.

      • twifan2

        WHAT??? OMG!!!! NOOOOO!!!
        Oh wait! I thought you meant Wally World’s box wine! PHEW, my world is good now. 😉

        • Guuuurl…..I would NEVER diss your precious Wally World wine byt using it in the same sentence with Fartalinni

          • twifan2

            Wally World wine is classier!
            AND that’s a fact Jack! 😀

          • Tigerlily

            Twi the only way Fartalinni & class would be used in the same sentence would be if it was a typo! lol
            WALLY WORLD! WOOT-WOOT!

          • twifan2

            *gets white out & starts correcting comp screen*
            🙂

          • Tigerlily

            OMG! You are gonna kill me! I can not breathe! ROTF!

          • Hee hee hee!!

          • Aha! “AND that’s a fact Jack!”—–> I see you…Texan!! 😉

          • twifan2

            Pass the chili then! 🙂
            And some hot sauce!!!! 😀

  • twifan2

    Nice way to start my Saturday…feet stomping chimps & wine! 🙂

    • Birdie11

      Excellent Twi! I told you those chimps would come in handy!! Love it!!

      • Tigerlily

        Hi Birdie!
        Happy Saturday!
        Twi has out done herself yet again! Hilarious. Even my husband cracked up!

        • Birdie11

          Happy Saturday T-Lily! That’s your new gangsta name!!

          • T-Lily….Word!!!

          • Tigerlily

            S’up Doc Sug-gah???
            *High five!*
            *Low five*
            *Puts fingers in a V-formation over eyes & begins “Batman” dance!*

          • *High five*
            *Low five*

            Right back at ya T-Lily!!

          • twifan2

            Batman dance!!! 🙂

            http://i.imgur.com/FTAF8Us.gif

          • Tigerlily

            I do it all the time Twi & I don’t care who’s watching!
            Sometimes I’ll just break into the “Batman dance”.
            When that moment hits, & you just gotta release your inner funk, only the “Batman dance” will do! lol

          • twifan2

            *takes Tigerlily’s mug of coffee away from her & slowly backs away*
            Whatever makes your day, Tigerlily! 🙂
            *runs away screaming* 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Come back Twi, come back. Pleaes come back! *Sniffle* *Sniffle*
            I luuurrrvvvveeeeee yoooouuuu! *Sniffle* *Sniffle*
            ROTFLMBO!

            You know what Twi, I’m just a skosh over 50 & all about out of fvcks to give. So I dance like nobody’s watchin’ & if they choose to look, I at least make it entertaining, LOL!
            Why be “Walken” when you could be Dancin’?!?!?!

          • twifan2

            Did I hear an offer of sprinkle cookies? 🙂
            Girlfriend, dance till you can’t dance no more. Then start over! 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Great philosophy Twi. & I would love to share my sprinkle cookies with you. As a matter of fact, you can have all of my sprinkle cookies.
            How’s dat? ;-D

          • twifan2

            I ❥ YOU, BIRDIE❣ ツ

          • Tigerlily

            HA-HA! Love it! I’d love to show Teresa what some Original NYC O’-G looks like when you eff over your friends/colleagues & don’t pay your debts!

            Get ‘REAL’ gansta’ on her azz fo’ suuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee! lol

          • fo’ suuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee!

    • Tigerlily

      Hi Twi!
      Happy Saturday!
      Love, love, loved it!
      The best!
      Thank you! I needed a good laugh!

      • twifan2

        Glad you liked it! 🙂
        Weekends are for FUN! & laughs! 😀

        • Tigerlily

          I did! Thank you! I needed to have a few sh!ts & giggles! That was the perfect prescription!

    • Marsbars09

      Twi, you’re too much.

      • twifan2

        🙂

        Made you laugh tho, Mars❣ 🙂

        • Marsbars09

          Yes you did!

  • Tigerlily

    Bwha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, *Breath* Can’t. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Breathe! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Felonline.
    Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Cash. Only. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, FEDS. WATCHING! *Breath* *Breath*
    *ROTF! *Crawls back on bed, sees tre-apelettes dancing. *Falls on floor again!*
    Bwha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, *Breath*
    Can’t. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Breathe!
    *Breath* *Breath*

    Oh Twi! THE BEST! THE ABSOLUTE BEST! Thanks, you made my day!
    You even made my cat laugh! ROTFLMAO!
    *Deep voiced Announcer says… Callie approved!*

    • twifan2

      Breathe nice & slow. Sip some coffee. Relax.
      NOW watch it again! 😀

      • Tigerlily

        LOLOLOL!
        LMAO!

    • Oh my lawd….just reading this made me ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      I get a kick out of seeing or visualizing others laugh at something funny.

    • Birdie11

      LMAO…it’s gna be a great Saturday peeps!! How can it not be!!

      • Yes!!! I was up early….showered, got a nice cup of coffee, the house is empty (kids & hubby gone for the day) and my peppermint candle is lit…..Priceless!

        • Birdie11

          EXCELLENT!!

    • Marsbars09

      Wow Tiger! You are really getting carried away with today’s funnies.

      Is that your kitty? I guess Tre’s Saturday funnies will do that to pets. 🙂

      • Tigerlily

        Yes Mars, it’s been a truly crappy week & I needed a good laugh!
        Twi is the best. She just tickles my funny-bone! LOL!
        Really needed a good crying laugh. Always a good way to release tension, beats the alternative! Ha-ha, beats!
        Yes that is my kitty Super-Callie-frag-il-ist-ic! Callie for short.

        • Marsbars09

          I know what you’re talking about, Tiger. When need a good, roaring laugh to get us out of whatever funk we’re in.

  • AMAZING JOB Twi !!!

    You are a GREAT talent and a wonderful human being! *muah*

    • twifan2

      Right back at you AND ALL YOUSES ON AATT! ❥

      • Here here!!! Love all around!

  • Birdie11

    WE LOVE YOU TWI!!!!!

    • twifan2

      ❥ you back, Birdie❣ 🙂

    • Loves me some Twi !!!!! She’s my ROCK!

      • twifan2

        More fun than a box of rocks too! ;D

    • Tigerlily

      What Birdie said! Ditto.

  • Marsbars09

    Seems like Tre is at it again-selling off all her cheap, nasty sh*t before she and Joe get carted off to the pokie.

  • Tre’s Felon Forehead

    Good day All! Quit makin fun of Tre. LOL

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Forehead! I just seen the video and I understand why my pals are rolling on the floor with laughter. Whoever created this is WRONG!
      Tre looks and sounds so ridiculous trying to come off as sexy. The monkeys dancing during her promotion is perfect.

      • Tre’s Felon Forehead

        I love how the chimps are dancing. After all, Tre resembles a chimp A LOT

        • Marsbars09

          She and Joe look like simians.

          • Neanderthals…Planet of the Apes.

          • Marsbars09

            That too!

        • She’s a decedent…those are her cousins in the video.

    • twifan2

      BUT there’s so much material to work with!! It’s so dang irresistible! 😀

      • Marsbars09

        Hi Twi! Are you the mastermind behind this? LOL and SMH. I don’t know where you pull this material, but it’s too hysterical beyond words.

    • Ahhhh look who should up, Tre herself.

      Couldn’t resist the press, eh….

      Even if it’s negative press it’s hard for the convicted felon narcissist to resist.

      Would you agree to an interview for next Saturday’s Funnies??

      LOL—Hi honey!!!!

      • Tre’s Felon Forehead

        An interview? Well I have to check with Wendy Feldman first.

        • twifan2

          Will it be *cash* check under the table, as per usual? 😉

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            Silly Twi. CASH ONLY. I have eyes on me!

          • twifan2

            *runs out to get Posche paper bags*
            Ok, all set. 🙂

        • Wendy Feldman? According to her you’re a loose canyon…. she can’t control….did I mention we paying CASH…no receipts….no feds watching…sshhhh!!!

  • Marsbars09

    OK ya’ll, now I understand why you’re rolling on the floor. That commercial is SOLID GOLD! The dancing monkeys fit in perfectly with her promotion. I think it’s just an example of how she goes about creating her cheap, nasty ass wine.

    • Tre’s Felon Forehead

      Boones Farm might have some competition.

      • Ahahahaha!!!!

      • Tigerlily

        LOL! @ Boone’s Farm!
        You could be right TFF. Tre’s ape-lette’s grape stomping skills might just have them beat.

        • Tre’s Felon Forehead

          Unless you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth you most likely started out drinking the Boone’s! Guaranteed to give you a giant headache.

          • twifan2

            And grows hair in your mouth too! 😮

          • WestCoastFeed

            But make a tasty glaze for a ham.

          • twifan2

            Are you talking about Juicy’s rump, WCF?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Didn’t think of that, but I can envision that, Yechh? Eye bleach, please.

          • twifan2

            *passes WCF eye, brain bleach & sprinkle cookie* 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            thank you.

          • twifan2

            Better now?
            On with the party! ツ

          • Marsbars09

            Twi, what are we going to do with you?

          • twifan2

            Luvs me. 😉
            LOL

          • Tigerlily

            & pet you & hug you & kiss you & squeeze you & pat you & call you George!

          • twifan2

            LOL

          • Marsbars09

            Gross Twi!

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            Ha Ha I never thought about that! You are a chef NOT a cook!!

          • Marsbars09

            Ewwwww!

          • Tigerlily

            Ikr? & a pretty upset stomach to boot! Tre has similar flavors too, if memory serves me right. lol

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            We used to drink that wine & smoke apple flavored cigars back in the day. God we were cool! :-0

          • Tigerlily

            LOL Apple flavored cigars. Oh gee!
            We were cool. Still are. We are uber cool as a matter of fact!

          • twifan2

            Super uber kool! 🙂
            *whispers to Tigerlily ‘never heard of apple cigars.’?!*

        • Marsbars09

          LOL! Your snark is on point today!

          • Tigerlily

            Thanks Marsie. But no one can compete with Twi today. She is pure Dyn-O-Mite!
            B-O-O-M!!!

          • Marsbars09

            She’s on something pure, that’s for sure. LOL!

          • Tigerlily

            Pure WWBW & sprinkle cookies!
            WOOT-WOOT!

    • Hi Marsie….Video and post compliments of our very own Twifan.

      • Marsbars09

        Hi Doc! I’ve already figured that out by reading the posts below.
        I just don’t know where Twi gets all these ideas from.

        • She has a highly creative mind…

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            OR she’s just high

          • twifan2

            sssshhhhh Tre!
            I’m gonna out you too! >(
            Youses gave me my FIRST Fartilinni! Yous hook me! :p

          • Marsbars09

            LOL!

          • Marsbars09

            Twi has to be affected by something to come out with these far out creations.

          • twifan2

            I’m affected by Tre’s no forehead!!!
            It’s like watching a tsunami coming! 😀

          • Heehee that too but I think it’s all that Wally world wine!

          • twifan2

            Gets my ‘creative’ juices going…in a ‘good’ way! 😉

          • I’m shipping you 10 boxes!

          • twifan2

            *drooling at the thought* 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            It’s the sprinkle cookies!! Never the wine.

          • I think it’s both….I think it’s the blue sprinkles in particular.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Those blue sprinkles are killers!

          • Her favorite!!

          • twifan2

            *my precious*
            Did I say that out loud? o.0

          • Marsbars09

            Dang, that Wally wine sure has an affect on Twi. *shhhhh* I’m going to tell her to take it easy as it causes her mind to run a muck. LOL!

  • WestCoastFeed

    This one must be nominated for a CLIO Award. Anyone have in connections with the ad industry?

    • Awesome idea. I will look into that and if anyone has connections with CLIO….please share.

  • Tre’s Felon Forehead

    Yeah that’s right biatches! Monkey see Monkey do.

    • twifan2

      Monkey dance then. Let’s all dance!

      http://i.imgur.com/rhjuUQs.gif

      NeyNey’s competition! ;D

      • WestCoastFeed

        I can’t stop giggling!!!! Youse guys are too much!!

        • Birdie11

          Haven’t you heard WCF? It’s Giggle Saturday!

      • Tre’s Felon Forehead

        See what you’ve done here Twi? DANCE PARTY!!

        • twifan2

          *runs out for more Wally World box wine, sprinkle cookies!*
          PARTY TIME!!!! 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Tell me if you’se guys need more ingrediententeses for da’ party.
            I got some cum-mim-min & some home-made meatballs & sausage!

          • twifan2

            As NAWS would say ‘garage’ made sausage 😉

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            Whatever you do – remember, do NOT make the spaghetti sauce while you are on your period!! Bad things will happen!!!

          • twifan2

            Nope. Not ‘touching’ that. :/
            *sits on hands*

          • Tigerlily

            Don’t do it Twi. Don’t do it! You will kill me!

          • twifan2

            Here’s a ‘tame’ clip. 😉

          • Tigerlily

            Good girl. You used restraint. But if it were just you & me? Oh man we’d probably be so grossed out by now, but laughing hysterically!

          • twifan2

            My mind just can’t process it all. 😮
            Red strings, pads every where! LOL
            *Have to stop. Relax. Breathe deeply* Ok, getting better-for a while. ;D

          • Tigerlily

            Tee-hee! ;-P

          • Tigerlily

            Don’t have to worry TFF, not a problem. Got ya covered. Had those lady parts removed in 05. I can make sauce all year round! lol

          • Babson_Chick

            did I hear “party time”??!!! AND “dancing time” – count me in – running to catch up (after my mid afternoon cocktail)

          • Tigerlily

            Hi Babs. I’m ready too. Got my Irish dancin’ shoes on, my glass & my sprinkle cookies. YEAH! Let the party begin! lol

          • Babson_Chick

            Oh good – time to Partay!!! got my dancin shoes and bottle – good to go!!

          • Marsbars09

            Twi honey, please take it easy on the wine. I’m concerned that it is causing you hallucinate. The combination of Tre’s commercial and the dancing monkeys is way out there.

          • twifan2

            But it’s fun, Mars! 😉
            Besides Wally World has a sale on box wine! 🙂
            *runs back to get more*

          • Marsbars09

            Whatever you do please remember to always drink responsibly. Because girl the booze is messing with your mind. LOL!

          • twifan2

            But my mind is an awesome place to be in, Mars! ;D

          • Birdie11

            Seriously…I want to vacation there!

          • Tigerlily

            Me too Birdie. So glad she lets us visit for a while! lol

          • Birdie11

            Thank goodness for the mini vacays…when reality bites. (:

          • Tigerlily

            Oh yes Birdie, I needed it, or you all might be reading & posting on a ‘story’ about me right now after the week I had! lol!
            Party on!
            *Starts Batman dance again!*

          • twifan2

            Room for plenty! 🙂

          • twifan2

            🙂

          • Birdie11

            I HAVE to see this!

          • twifan2

            You must! It’s great!
            You need a link for it online, Birdie? I have some.

          • Birdie11

            Sure!!

          • twifan2
          • Birdie11

            Thank you! 🙂

          • twifan2

            Let me know how it works for you, Birdie.

          • Birdie11

            I will…as soon as all these people in my house leave me alone!!

          • twifan2

            That’s why wine & sprinkle cookies are my BFFs!
            They take me ‘away’. To my happy place. (✿◠‿◠)

          • Tigerlily

            I like you Twi. You’re silly, like me! You have a very creative & artistic mind & when you mix it with the funny, just hysterical! Comic genius!

          • twifan2

            aahh Thank You, Tigerlily! 🙂
            You’re awesome! 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            You’re welcome Twi, but it’s true. & truth is truth.
            Hmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe someone should have taught Tre that lesson, any way, I digress.
            You are hilarious & I really look forward to seeing what fun things you’re gonna come up with next.

          • twifan2

            I used to think that Tre would finally have some remorse & actually take responsibility for her actions after the indictments were handed down. BUT nope. Same usual narcissistic, ego-maniacal, greedy Tre!
            I want to see what I come up with myself! 😀

          • Tigerlily

            LOL!
            Nah Twi. Don’t think Tre will ever learn. She will never accept responsibility. It’s just not in her DNA.
            LMBO @ “I want to see what I come up with myself!”

          • Marsbars09

            Whatever Twi! I know I wouldn’t want to be inside it! LOL!

      • Tigerlily

        *Runs in closet looking for old Irish dancing outfit.*
        *Closet doors fling open in a flourish & Tigerlily runs to center of room*
        READY? Everybody ready?
        Positions girls.
        Positions. Remember we start on the downbeat.
        Ready? On Point, up on you toes & one, two, three…

        • twifan2

          ENCORE!!! 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            ROTFLMAO! Oh Twi! MWAH! *Blows kisses & curtsies to the Queen!*

          • twifan2

            :*) back!
            *hands Birdie bouquet of bananas for the group*

          • Tigerlily

            In all sincerity Twi. thank you. I had a really sh!tty personal & work week & I really needed a good laugh. Thanks so much! You are an awesome Lady for providing such good comic relief for all of us here.

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            Sorry you had a bad week Tigerlily.

          • Tigerlily

            Thanks so much TFF. I appreciate the kind words. Glad it is over & hoping my weekend will be much improved. It’s better already thanks to all the really wonderful people here at AAtT. I am so happy I found you all. You really are a great group of people & you’ve all been so welcoming & warm. It’s awesome. It really is! 😀

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            I understand completely! My weekends are strictly for talking about the reality folk and laughing with other posters. (Yes, I have no frickin’ life). When having a bad day/week it’s the best form of therapy.

          • Tigerlily

            It’s true. Just like every one else here. I come for the giggles & to snark at the faux & real celebs who are just comedy gold sometimes. The zingers & the one-liners you guys come up with! Oh Lawdy! Can’t be beat. Such a fun witty group. Always feel better after chatting with you all.

          • twifan2

            You’re so very welcomed, Tigerlily.
            Glad to provide some comic relief for you & everyone at AATT! 🙂

          • Birdie11

            *turns somersault* Here , CATCH! *tosses one to each troupe member for post dance snack*

          • twifan2

            You’ll have to post the group’s itinerary for us all to came watch, Birdie! 🙂
            I’ll bring sprinkle bananas! 🙂

          • Birdie11

            Ooohhh….bananas on a stick with sprinkles!! YUM.

      • Babson_Chick

        love it – looks like the “monkey shuffle”

      • Marsbars09

        Twi, why is that monkey Nene’s competition?

        • twifan2

          Because imo, he dances better.
          See that stomping action? So rhythmic. His timing is precise. Grace all around. 😉

          • Tigerlily

            10! 10! 10! 10! 11!

  • Babson_Chick

    Oh wow – love it!! I hereby nominiate it for the Almost Annual Best Reality TV Commercial Hosted by An Almost Felon!!!

    • Tre’s Felon Forehead

      Hi Babs. I was going to say the same thing. I love it here too!

      • Babson_Chick

        glad U came over to the “bright” side – where nasty, mean or pretentious is not allowed – just fun snarking with some very witty reality posters

        • Tre’s Felon Forehead

          I’ve come to the conclusion that the person who runs RT is having a very difficult time with Menopause thus the reason for being so damn anal lately. Let me clarify that not all women get bitchy during that wonderful transition of life but it’s the only thing that makes sense.

          • twifan2

            That makes sense, since none of it made no sense over at the ‘dark side’. 😮
            *clutches sprinkle cookies*

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            **Pours you a glass of Boone’s Farm**. There There Twi. I’m here.

          • twifan2

            Thank you, Tre’s Felon Forehead! 🙂
            That place scares me! 😮

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            I still go simply to see how fast it takes to rattle someone.

          • twifan2

            What’s your record? 🙂

          • Babson_Chick

            Do believe you’re right and/or “she’s not getting any lately”!! For those that are approaching that stage in life – I never even noticed.

          • twifan2

            Ok, NOW I need brain bleach to get image out of my head! 😮
            EEEEEWWWWW —>’she’s not getting any lately’
            BAD IMAGE!!!!

          • Babson_Chick

            sorry bout that – sending you a shipment of assorted sprinkle cookies and a case of fresh right off the back porch ripple wine!!

          • twifan2

            Bless you, Babs! 🙂
            CHEERS!
            *all is right now…aaaaaahhhhhh*

          • Babson_Chick

            Party on !!!

          • Tigerlily

            Champipple?
            I got the recipe…

            4 oz Mad Dog® grape wine
            6 oz Champagne
            2 oz vodka
            CHEERS!

          • twifan2

            What can hold MD20/20? 😮

          • Tigerlily

            What?

          • twifan2

            I mean, what can contain Mad Dog 20/20. IT’S caustic! 😮 LOL

          • Tigerlily

            Only Fred Sanford’s gut! lol

          • twifan2

            LOL True that! 😀

          • Babson_Chick

            Thanks!! Looks like an awesome mix – bring it on!!

          • Or bi-polar…..something happened…she snapped….I really wonder who/what drove her to that stage.

          • Babson_Chick

            hard to say for sure – maybe she needs some “special brownies”, geez it’s not a political column.
            Let’s have a silent moment for Trailor and her new husband!!!!

          • Birdie11

            Two train wrecks joined for eternity. *sniff sniff*

          • twifan2

            *bows head, sips wine* Ö_Ö

          • LOL!!! Should I even bother running that story?

          • Birdie11

            Ugh…no…too big an ICK factor.

          • Babson_Chick

            No need to run this story – we knew it was coming. Just feel sorry for John’s former wife who said such nice things about Trailor. Maybe they’ll stay in the mountains.

          • WestCoastFeed

            It was me. I said, “Hi, Megs.”

          • oh yeah….and you also stuck your nose in Teresa’s criminal deeds and got her convicted….damn you, West!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes, everything bad that has happened to Tre is all my fault. RT will never forgive me.

          • twifan2

            And that’s a bad thing because…..?

          • Tigerlily

            WCF, you’re the one responsible for all of Tre’s misfortunes?
            I think I love you! You’re my new best friend!

          • twifan2

            Yep. Single handed, WCF brought the Fraudices down! 🙂

          • She gave Mel the key to get into the secret files that Mel handed over to the feds.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes. and I worked hand-in-hand with Monica Chacon.

          • you’re a powerful and influential, West….didn’t ya know

          • twifan2

            Was the key made out of sausage?

          • WCF is a hero….

          • Tigerlily

            ITA!
            CHEERS WCF!

          • twifan2

            Happy DANCE!!!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Thank you, I love it!

          • Happy Dance!!!

          • you bad girl !!! you committed an atrocity messing with their beloved Teresa…..shame on you, West!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Yay WEST!
            Seriously…YAY WEST!

          • twifan2

            Yes WCF!
            Your “Hi, Megs” really sent her into a tail spin there! Naughty, naughty! ;D
            Good job! ✿✿✿✿

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            West, you’re such a minx!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Funny to say, but I kind of miss Megs. Her postings were always a challenge. So hard to decipher.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            As long as Megs stays there, we be happy like Pigs in Sh*t!

          • Birdie11

            I think maybe anxiety issues?? CALM DOWNNNN!!! TAKE A XANAX!!!!

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            No shitSherlock. The constant hand slapping is just too much. My knuckles got enough in Catholic School – Ima done getting my hand slapped.

          • Tigerlily

            Ninja NUNS!
            The Catholic school “ruler” whack of Death!

          • twifan2

            OMG!!! YES!!!! 😮

            http://i.imgur.com/j8PG0Yd.gif

          • Tigerlily

            Bwha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, *Breath*
            Can’t. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Breathe!

          • twifan2

            That’s what it felt like when the nuns in penguin uniforms attacked! 😮

          • Tigerlily

            It DID! It was like that. I still have nightmares & flashbacks whenever I see someone dressed in black & white! I duck & cover.
            In first grade I was the second smallest kid in the class & our school principal was 6′ 4″, her name was Sister Michael Marie & we used to call her “Big Mike”!
            Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. still gives me the chills!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Tell me now. How did you come from Catholic School and have such a HIGH-larious sense of Humor.
            Monty Python Forever!

          • Tigerlily

            Developed it on spite TTaA! LOL!
            (I feel safe & I can share this here.)
            Like most, our family had some really rough times growing up. My Dad passed when I was under the age of 2, (my sisters were 4 & 6), & my Mom raised 3 girls by herself. We went without sometimes. No gas. No electricity, sometimes very little food, but the first memory I always have when looking back is one of having fun & laughing.
            What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger & my Mom was my hero. So I guess I was super lucky in some areas, (like having my Mom as my Mom) & others, hmmm, not so much.
            But we all have stories & even though it’s really hard sometimes… We have to remember it’s the little things in life that count. Appreciate what you have & stop looking at what you don’t have. You could lose it all in an instant while your busy looking for all the things you don’t have.
            You never know when it will be taken from you or you will lose it. Sadly. This is a lesson Teresa seems to have missed. Maybe she will figure it out once that door slams shut behind her & all the $$$, fake friends, the lights, the cameras & her kids are gone.
            Doubtful, but as they say, never say never, right?

          • twifan2

            Very wise, T-Lily! 🙂
            Even in the darkest room, there a ray of hope!

          • Tigerlily

            Thank you Twi, such a pretty sentiment.
            (✿◠‿◠)

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            I get cha.
            In my family there were 6 kids. My mom had 6 kids from ages 5 to 15 after my father died. Rough but she kept us all together. We all turned out good. 4 boys and 2 girls. I was second to the last. Boy, girl, boy, boy, me the another boy.
            My Mom and Sis are gone now, but they are some of my strongest Angels.

          • Tigerlily

            Sorry to hear that your family had to suffer such a loss. It must have been extremely hard on your Mom & on you & your siblings.
            What a strong woman & some one to be admired for sure.
            To survive a struggle like that & to be able to get up everyday & to do what you need to do to make sure your family has what it needs to survive? That’s true heroism.
            How wonderful & blessed you were to have such a hero as a role model TTaA.
            I am also very sorry to hear that your sister & Mom have since passed. Unfortunately I know exactly what that loss is like. I lost my sister to breast cancer at the age of 29 in 1990 & my Mom passed 6 years later. I miss them everyday but I take them with me wherever I go, for I carry them in my heart always & forever. ♥

          • Bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            THIS is hilarious!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            That is always sooooooooooooh funny!
            Only YOU Twi! You’re the best.
            AND so is AATT!

          • HOLY SHIT!!

          • Tigerlily

            It’s true Doc. Twi’s gif is actually more realistic. They were deadly accurate with a ruler & stealthy too! lol Like ninja’s!

          • Whoa!! Glad I didn’t go to Catholic school during those times….dang!!!!

          • twifan2

            You were lucky to make it out of elementary school with healed knuckles! 🙁

          • Tigerlily

            & no permanent dent to the forehead!
            Tre would have been SOL on that account huh Twi?

          • twifan2

            DEFO on that Tigerlily! 😀

          • Tigerlily

            I did 12 on the inside. 12 long years Doc!

          • twifan2

            Bless you, Birdie! 🙁
            I only did 7 1/2 yrs.
            I escaped! 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Thanks Twi, yup 12 loooonnnnggg years!
            But it’s me Tigerlily. lol
            Put down the box o’ wine, grab a glass of water & step away from the sprinkle cookies. Tee-hee!

          • twifan2

            BUT I gotta have something to get me thru Lent!!!!!! 🙁

          • Tigerlily

            You are too funny! Okay go right ahead! enjoy. I completely understand. lol

          • twifan2

            *makes note to use that excuse to people(Mars) again*
            Thank you, Birdie. Lent’s hard. 😉

          • *SIGH*

            12 yrs of torture…that was a prison sentence!

          • Tigerlily

            My Mom’s conditions. She felt we would get a better education there.
            I could attend any school H.S. I wanted as long as it was a Catholic School. Hate to admit it but I’m probably a better person for it.
            Heh-heh! Nah, no I’m not.

          • I thank them…..we are able to benefit from your kind heart!

          • Tigerlily

            Aww ditto Doc! I am grateful & so very happy to have met you & all the fine people here at AAtT! Your kindness is extraordinary & I for one appreciate the fact that you are willing to share it with me. Thank you. Your parents raised a good & fine person. Unlike Tre’s, you are a person of character & I am sure they are very proud to call you their own.

          • Awwwwwww!!!! ((((Hugs))))) Xoxo

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            How ever you got there, wherever there is. . . we are the lucky ones who get to know YOU now!

          • Tigerlily

            Awww. TTaA. you are too sweet. *Blushes* Ditto.
            I know your parents are proud. Your kindness, your wit & your sass is to be admired.
            I have so much fun here with all you Ladies & Gents.

            It is I, whom am lucky to have found all of you. Such awesome people on this site. Just a fine group. The quality of this group is unsurpassed. & I am so pleased & happy you all welcomed me.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            We are a Mutual Admiration Society!
            It’s good to bring light to our friends. And we’ve got some Very Good Friends here on this site!
            Seriously, Funny, smart, artistic, goofy and all around just the Best group of Folks to get to share with.
            A Penultimate Population of Pretty Phunny People’s!

          • Tigerlily

            Love the alliteration!

          • twifan2
          • Tigerlily

            Back attchya’ ♥

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            Me too!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Youse Ladiez are Soh Blasted Funneeeeeee!

          • Tigerlily

            I know you understand TFF. Those nuns did not play when it came to discipline. I used to laugh my butt off when I’d hear about some other kid complaining they had to stand in a corner all day! LMBO! Talk about easy breezy! HAH!
            Oh yeah, standing in a corner is so abusive. Try corporal punishment! Try having to write 3 full complete History chapters in long hand 5x’s each because you spoke out of turn or acted up in class. Talk to me then! LOL!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            In this day, that’s beyond child abuse.
            I know you must have some kind of allegiance in thinking that you somehow did somethin’ to warranted that kind of mean…but I don’t think that any child should get anything even vaguely that cruel.
            That’s me, that’s how I think. Heck, yesterday a kid I work with hit another kid that I work directly with, and the consequence from me was for him to write 50 times…”I will not hit anybody in school, ever. First I explained what consequences meant (good ones and not so good ones) and then he got my “lesson”.
            Good kid. He and the other are both good kids. So it’s the teachable moment! Get the message across with love and some discipline and then reinforce that they got it, and then bring em back into the fold.

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            There is no way they would get a way with what they did back then now. The nuns in the school I went to were high on their power to abuse. CLEARLY they had pent up feelings from not getting laid and took it out on the kids. I remember having to kneel on a ruler for 2 hours in the hallway while having classes get out & the other kids walking past me. I have knee problems to this day. I think back and wonder why the hell my parents never did anything! OH shit, I think I need Dr. Jenn now.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Oh My TFF. Seriously?!?
            Was it one of those triangular rulers? My gawd! If it was one of those rulers, it absolutely rips the sh*t out of the tendon/ligaments that attach to the prominence on the Tibia bone.
            I am soh Sorry! You don’t even know how wrong that was to do that to YOU. I send my Angels to you as the woman you are and child that you are too!
            That’s just sickening to know that they did that to YOU! My Heart hurts for YOU!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            You know, I can’t help myself.
            This type of abuse is beyond the pale of something I can’t repeat out loud or in writing because it is just so wrong on so many different levels.
            The “church” should be prosecuted for this type of punishment. There is no telling HOW MANY people suffered this type of abuse!
            I’m serious!
            There has to be something done about this. That is physical abuse that is so freakin’ WRONG. And it should be punishable just like the sexual abuse cases!
            I am going to follow up on this.

          • Tigerlily

            No worries TTaA. I agree with you 100%. I never learned by being abused. It just made me mad & defiant. No allegiance there.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            My heart just hurts to know that so many children like yourself and TFF were so rudely, unfairly and cruelly treated by these jerks!
            My Angels to YOUR Angels to heal that abuse to YOU.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Tigerlily,
            Did they ever make you kneel on a ruler, like TFF mentioned?
            This is the second time I have heard of this type of punishment and it fries my brain to hear of it. The first person who told me this was from Portland, Oregon.
            I’m thinking that TFF is from back East. That’s a horrible revelation to hear that it was that widespread.
            It’s pisses me off, no end.
            Please let me know, if you will.

          • Tigerlily

            I don’t recall having to kneel ON the ruler, but I think I recall having the pointer or the ruler tucked in BEHIND your knees & then being made to kneel. Or having to hold heavy books out to your side. Or being made to stand all day. Having to sit cross legged on the floor, in front of the class. Gum on your forehead or the end of your nose. Stuff like that.
            I definitely recall being pinched, hit, struck & slapped with open hands, rulers, pointers & even books. Any part of your body or head was fair game. Even your face.
            I remember being yanked around my my hair & my arms. & they were also very good at verbally humiliating you in front of the entire class. This probably went on all the way until the 8th grade. (Not with me. I guess I figured it out around 4th grade.)
            & of course the writing punishments. Those were usually were given out by the lay teachers. I don’t think I ever remember being hit by a lay teacher. But if one kid screwed up & they didn’t own up or some one else didn’t rat them out, then we ALL got punished. But children were raised, handled & punished very differently in the 60’s. Hopefully now we know better.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Oh my. You were timed out for 12 long years.
            Bless Yer Heart!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            I dated ex-alter boys. They were usually pretty respectful and a bit devilish too! Fun to mess around with.

            I don’t know why they tended to sidle on up to me. Just lucky I guess.

          • Ohhh yeah!! I’ve heard they are a wild in the sack!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Wuhl, I had to learn a couple of em. Boy gotza know whatza do!

          • Tigerlily

            Had to school a few myself. I’m sure their ladies/wives/(boyfriends?), appreciate it now! LOL!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            My Girl!

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            YES!!

          • Tigerlily

            RoMOANa! lmbo!

          • She’s Ramotional…..

          • Birdie11

            RT shrew is a BUZZZZ KILLLL!!

          • wow!! sounds like things have gotten worse.

          • Birdie11

            Oh IDK..I’m just in a Ramona mood today. 😀 I’m barely over there anymore. Just once in awhile.

          • twifan2

            It’s scary over there!  (•_•) /

          • Birdie11

            Scary indeed!

          • oh lol….you feeling Ramotional too! 🙂

          • Birdie11

            I think I just miss her!! Ready for her to come back from Africa!

          • twifan2

            That bad now, Birdie?
            Didn’t think it could get worse! ◉_◉

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Dance Snoopy, DANCE!

          • Tigerlily

            It’s Saturday & it’s time to dance!
            P-A-R-T-Y!!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Whoooop Whooooop!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Every time I read your comment, I can hear Ramona saying it in her voice.
            Is that a phrase of Onomatopoeia? Is there such a thing?

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            I agree with you TFF. My mom didn’t get all p.o.’d and I didn’t either. Yay!

            Great Observation!

            And RT is just in a sad state of affairs.

            AATT is WAY better!!!!

    • twifan2

      Sponsored By Feds R Arresting! ツ

      • Babson_Chick

        Yes!!!

  • Tigerlily
    • twifan2

      LOL Good one, Tigerlily!
      EXCELLENT! 🙂

      • Tigerlily

        Dude is fabulous! What phenomenal dancers they are!
        Wowser!
        Lets get him to bring in Juicy & Tre! HEE-HEE!

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      WOW!
      That was so much fun to watch.
      Tiger you are such a lily! I love the Easter Lily flower and you must be one one of those too.

      • Tigerlily

        Awww, Thanks TTaA! Ditto love you too! & I love lilies. One of my faves. My son’s birth flower. I have a large bouquet of lilies tattooed on my back. I got it after my son was born. To always keep him with me no matter where I go. ♥

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          Ya See. Somehow, I had to get it by osmosis.
          You’ve got that devilish funny Tiger and that dedicated lovely lily sweetness too.

          Great Combo!

          • Tigerlily

            Aww shucks. *Blushes again, looks at ground, kicks dirt with toes*
            You’re so sweet!

        • This is beautiful T-Lily!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            DocTah.
            TFF shared something that has spurred me to do something I’ve never done before. It’s a little scary but… she is the second person I have heard tell of knee problems as a result of punishment by a teacher. That punishment was to be made to kneel on a ruler (usually a triangular ruler).
            You are someone I respect because this site is a result of you and others who took the bull by the horns.
            My design is to bring it to light that Nuns and others made students kneel on these rulers and it basically hurt the knee so much that they have probably had knee problems all of their lives but didn’t know why.
            Please get back to me. I need to get some of your gonads in knowing what to do about it.

            This is tantamount to the sexual abuse of children by priests but it is likely just as wide spread.

          • Birdie11

            OMG…that’s terrible.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Hi Birdie,
            Thanks for your response.
            I’ve started a petition on Change dot org. I seriously think that this is a practice that was done by loads of “teachers/nuns/etc. across the USA, if not in foreign countries as well.
            So, I’m going to follow up on it in a major way to find out if this isn’t another situation of abuse that was perpetrated on children who are now adults.

          • Birdie11

            It’s very interesting…that would really be something if you blew the lid off something big.

          • Hi my dear TTaA,

            This is horrific. Unfortunately, I don’t think there’s a lot that can be done presently. The Catholic church is sort of has an exempt status. Everyone knows about their crimes now. Back then, unfortunately parents took what nuns, priest said as gospel. The thing to do about it now is to have kids speak up-which they do.
            If you like, I can publish a story about this to get the word out??

      • Tigerlily

        For you TTaA!
        With love!

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          That is so lovely of YOU.
          Thank YOU, so much!

          • Tigerlily

            Da nada’. Any time! ♥

  • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

    Oh My Gawd. The gurls and guyz on this site are so talented!
    Very cool Twi!

    • Hiiiiii Tre’s Twit’s Aren’t Angelic!

      Happy Saturday……

      Twi is amazing!

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        She sure is. There is absolutely no end to how Artistic/Talented and Tres Funny she is!
        It’s a great Saturday!
        This comment forum is by Far THE BEST! No Question of that.
        I feel very fortunate to have all of y’all as my buds! *Tear of good fortune comes to TTaA’s eyes…getting all emotional for good reason!

        • Awww…….ditto sista !!! Loves my AATT fambly! ♥

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            You BETCHA!

        • Tigerlily

          LMBO @ “Tres Funny she is!” Hee-hee. I see what you did there!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Uhp…I didn’t originally see the double entendre. You soh, big time awares!

    • Tigerlily

      Hi’ya Twits. Happy Saturday! Hope you are enjoying your day!. Been lots of fun going on here. Twi has surpassed herself yet again. Glad you came to join the party!

    • Birdie11

      Hey Twits…it’s about time you showed up! It’s been a doozy of a Saturday!

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        I been doin’ the Dexter (on Nflix). I’ve got so hooked on that show.

  • twifan2

    OT!!!!
    OMG! You have got to try this when you get a chance! It’s so good!
    Iced green tea latte from Starbucks!
    I am in LUV! 🙂

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      That looks so tasty and cool.

      My mouth is watering.

      • twifan2

        It is!
        I love Green tea anyways, so I say it & decided to give it a try! Glad I did.
        Anyone want some of my bagel?

    • Tigerlily

      Oooooh, NOMS!

      • twifan2

        It is! I was skeptical, but glad I tried it.
        Excellent with a bagel. 🙂

        • Tigerlily

          Def gonna give it a try looks too good to pass up! Thanks Twi!

          • twifan2

            YW!
            Well, you can’t have any of my bagel now-all gone. 🙂

          • Tigerlily

            Aw, thanks. You’re so nice to share. Maybe next time. lol

          • twifan2

            *rats! There’s a ‘next time’?! Better hide my sprinkle cookies then*
            OK (◠‿◠)✌

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Twi,
            Do you know of anybody, male or female, that was punished by being made to kneel on a ruler (usually a triangular ruler) by a teacher/nun/ etc.?
            I hate to ask but Tre’s Felons Forehead shared that she was made to as punishment by a Nun. She was the second person I had heard of, that suffered knee problems later. He, on the West Coast and I think that TFF is on the East Coast.

          • twifan2

            No, TTaA. We only got rapped on the knuckles with a ruler.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Thanks for your input.
            I’m following up on this issue.

          • twifan2

            More power to you, TTaA! 🙂

          • Harleygirl0685

            I went to Catholic school for 10 years AND I’m left handed and never heard of any punishment like that! But then again I was a perfect angel so why would I !

          • Tigerlily

            My Mom was left handed & they tried to make her write using her right hand, but she couldn’t do it. Her good friend & neighbor was forced to use her right hand even though she wrote left-handed. I thinks she said they tied her left-hand to her body or made her sit on it. I don’t recall 100%. But I remember her being left-handed for everything else but she wrote with her right hand. They have both passed so I can’t ask.

          • WOW! Those Catholic schools wouldn’t dare try that today. It’s crazy the things they got away with back in day.

            SMDH!!!

          • Tigerlily

            Yes. It was a very different time. A lot of kids from my Mom’s generation had to leave school & get jobs as soon as possible to help support the family. My Mom had to leave school in 10th grade. She was adamant that her children would graduate H.S. & at least have a high school diploma.

          • Our parents sacrificed so much for a better life for us. Kids today don’t have a clue about struggle and hardships just to put dinner on the table. We live in a generation of excess and waste. My kids don’t have a clue.

          • Tigerlily

            My son is older, so now he gets it. Once he started paying his own bills it became much clearer. Amazing how taking money out of your own wallet has that ability. LMBO!
            But when he was younger he didn’t have a clue. He appreciates all he sacrifices we made for him & he’s good, he tells me thanks.& that’s always appreciated.

          • Harleygirl0685

            I’m sorry for your loss. My dad passed almost five years ago and I still will pick up my phone to call him to ask him something….well not really but you know what I mean, ugh…I miss him! I am a true lefty in everything I do. My 3 kids are all right handed, but my son bats and plays hockey left handed. I couldn’t even teach them to tie their shoes cause I do everything backwards. Lol!!

          • Harleygirl0685

            My whole reply I left to this totally disappeared …weird

          • Tigerlily

            Wowser, that is weird .My disqus still shows your reply Harley.
            Here look.
            I’m sorry for your loss. My dad passed almost five years ago and I still will pick up my phone to call him to ask him something….well not really but you know what I mean, ugh…I miss him! I am a true lefty in everything I do. My 3 kids are all right handed, but my son bats and plays hockey left handed. I couldn’t even teach them to tie their shoes cause I do everything backwards. Lol!!

            That’s strange, huh?

            I am sorry to hear about the loss of your Dad Harley. I know exactly what you mean when you said you still think to pick up the phone to call him. It’s still something I miss too. Being able to call my Mom or my sister. They pop into your head and you want to fill them in and hear their voice again and rekindle that feeling of comfort and ease you always had with them. You wanna go home…
            It’s hard. I still have bad days sometimes. You never get over their loss, but the intensity of that pain is not as overwhelming as time goes on. But yeah you always miss them.
            All my best to you and your family Harley.

          • Hi Harleygirl…..Missed your insight.

            LOL! You were the teacher’s pet…of course!!

          • Harleygirl0685

            Of course!!!!LOL;-)

          • Tigerlily

            Hee-hee. So cute. I wish I had half your skills & talent Twi.

          • twifan2

            Cut & Paste T-Lily 😉

            http://fsymbols.com/emoticons/

          • Birdie11

            Twi!! Thank you..FUN!

          • twifan2

            It is.
            And you can play around with them. 🙂

          • Birdie11

            Sweet…my comments are gna get jazzy!! (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          • twifan2

            Can’t wait to see your work, Birdie! ◉◡◉

          • Birdie11

            ô‿ô I’ll make you proud! ♥

          • twifan2

            Aaah yes you did! ٩(●̮̃•)۶
            Get jazzy! ❀‿❀

          • Birdie11

            (>‿◠) For shizzle!!

          • twifan2

            Too kool (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄

          • Birdie11

            ⁀⊙﹏☉⁀ HELP…I need practice!

          • twifan2

            Help on the way….

            ……( ‘_’)
            …./””””””””””””======░ ▒▓▓█
            /”””””””””””””””””””
            _@_@_@_@_@_/

          • twifan2

            coming
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          • Birdie11

            OMG that’s insane!!

          • twifan2

            Not really. You get fast, once you learn the symbols. 🙂

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          • Birdie11

            Ok I feel LAME!! But I will persevere. (◑_◑)

          • twifan2

            Yes you will.
            Practice!
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            …/♥.
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          • Tigerlily

            So cool! Thanks. This will be fun.

          • groovy sis (>‿◠)✌

          • hardtimz

            Thanks for posting…

          • hardtimz

            LOL I love your art work…still figure out how folks do it, but I love it…shows some emotion:)

    • Looks yummy….will try one tomorrow.

  • hardtimz

    WOW can you imagine attending a party, and you decide to bring a bottle of “that” and plop that down on the table. I bet the room will spread like the Red Sea…what the F!!!

    • LMAO!! Oh Lawd! You bring that crap and the room will break out in a brawl.

      • hardtimz

        LOL okay you’d start a fight for sure, bringing that crap here. I told you my husband and I have wine drinking friends we’d be ostracized for sure!

        • Tigerlily

          Hi HT. Any one who drinks wine would shun you like a pregnant Amish girl if you ever tried to pass that off as a drink. lol

          • hardtimz

            OOO LOL Tiger you are too right about that! They do not mess around when it to their wine and BRANDS, and a convicted felon’s bottle would not fare well at all!!

        • Marsbars09

          LOL! Geesh! I didn’t know Fabellini was that bad! You act like it’s ghetto wine you get from the liquor store.

          • hardtimz

            No for people who drink don’t mess around, bet you can purchase it a liquor store!

          • twifan2

            Felonlline is too SWEET for my taste. It’s like ginger ale with peach flavoring.
            Schnapps Peach, Walyy World’s box White—> BETTER! 🙂

          • hardtimz

            OOOO Peach Schnapps now that’s some good stuff…

          • twifan2

            Excellent ice cream topper! 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            Felonline. LOL! You just swear by Wally’s, don’t you?

          • twifan2

            Yep! Uh HuH! Yeah! 🙂
            Cheap & actually good stuff.

          • Marsbars09

            Wally’s is cheap! Please don’t tell me it’s ghetto liquor store wine! You’re clowning Fabellini but it might not be any better than Wally’s?!

          • twifan2

            No, Wally’s isn’t ghetto liquor store variety.
            Felonline is way too sweet for me. Imo, Wally’s is better. Each person has their own tastes. 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            Oh, when you said Wally’s was cheap I took it you bought it from the liquor store. I was under the impression you spent good money on your wine.

          • twifan2

            Oh I get SOME good wines at Whole Foods. But for my everyday ‘drink’ Wally World’s finest! 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            So Wally’s is your casual wine?

          • twifan2

            Yep. My friends love it also.
            I use it in cooking too. 🙂
            Works well.

        • twifan2

          Question!!! 🙂
          Which is ‘better’ Zima OR Felonline?
          I’ve tasted both before…ZIMA!!!! 😀

          • hardtimz

            I have not nor will I ever taste Felonline I love your play on words. Better trademark that before Happy Wife (because their “friends” )see’s and tell and Teresa and she STEALS it….I do like Zima, but haven’t had it in a while.

    • Marsbars09

      LOL!

  • Raine Woman

    Holy Funny Bone! This has to be the work of twifan2. Now that’s some talent!!

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Raine! Our one and only Twi created this work of art.

    • Ahahahaha! Yes, this is Twi’s handy work. She’s an amazing talent with a cynical sense of humor!!

  • italiano bambino

    Bottle sealed with juicy cock ring lol

    • WestCoastFeed

      Good morning, bam. How are you this fine Sunday morning?

      • Morning West!!! What’s the word today?

        • WestCoastFeed

          Hi, Doc. I’ve been reading Reality Tv Scandals this morning. She is laying out the entire NYC bookgate and twitter mess.

      • italiano bambino

        Hi wcf im still in bed lazy Sunday zzz how are you?

        • WestCoastFeed

          slowly sipping my coffee and putting off housework.

    • Hi Bam………ewwww….Tre plans to pitch that disgusting idea to the owners of Fartalinni.

      • italiano bambino

        Hi seuss
        Elaborating ideas to make the bottle more appealing lol

    • twifan2

      Good afternoon to you, Bam! 🙂
      AND eeeewww
      I like this better! ;D

      • WestCoastFeed

        ewww!!!

        • twifan2

          But it’s peechlicious, WCF! ;D

          • WestCoastFeed

            Just don’t show me what’s in that pink one, please.

          • twifan2

            RATS! Ok, maybe later????? 🙂

      • Birdie11

        Peeing peach! ☂

      • Bwahahaha!!!! Peach golden shower!! Yuck!

  • Tre’s Felon Forehead

    G’day fabulous people! What’s shaking?

    • WestCoastFeed

      Hi, TFF. Not much NJ news this am. Gia can’t spell Mazel Tov. Kathy’s vacant lot is being graded for construction. The Gorgas are in New Orleans for WWE. And the Juicys are counting backwards from 92.

      • Tre’s Felon Forehead

        Twi & WCF I truly love your sense of humor. Are you guys on Twitter? Have you seen all the nastiness going on over Bravo getting rid of the weekly “Bravoholic”. People are getting downright RUDE and going after Carole Radziwell

        • WestCoastFeed

          I’m not on twitter, but I have been following this. Just when I think it’s dying down, something new begins. Carole Radziwill deserves what she is getting for this one. Now Jill Zarin has inserted herself. It is too much.

          • twifan2

            OMG! Jill just needs to go ‘away’. :/

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            I saw that about Jill. Good Lord that woman is beyond obnoxious. Was Carole behind this? From what I gathered it all when started when someone tweeted something about her dead husband. I don’t know it’s hard to keep up with all the players.

          • twifan2

            It looks like Carole’s ‘work’ behind all the Twit drama. :/
            That remark was like ~3-4 days ago. 😮

          • WestCoastFeed

            It was someone who was live tweeting the night the show aired. And it was a response to Carole telling Harry Dubin that she knew why he divorced his wife. The tweeter said something like, “I know why your husband died,” She later apologized for the tweet over and over again, but Carole would not let it go.

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            Soooooo ridiculous!

          • twifan2

            :O
            6 days AGO! People! People!

          • hardtimz

            Jill will insert herself into anything concerning HW’s because she’s dying to return. She’s still holding on to the HW’s door knob. “No it wasn’t suppose to be me”! ” I have more followers than all the HW’s combined”

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            You are so right! Then she loves to act all innocent. Someone mentioned on Twitter how Jill has over a million followers (we all know they were purchased but yet she still denies it) and always gets less than 10 retweets. She really must think people are stupid

          • twifan2

            Or as ‘smart’ as she is. ;D

          • hardtimz

            I often heard that she’s purchased her followers….oh boy poor Jill just can’t let go!

        • twifan2

          I am. Twifantwo
          BUT it’s Private. I like my ‘clandestineness’.

        • hardtimz

          LMAO! I love your screen name “Teresa’s Felon Forehead”…omg that is too funny!!!

          • Tre’s Felon Forehead

            Thank you! 🙂

          • hardtimz

            yup

    • twifan2

      No much right, TFF! 🙂
      Just having some coffee here.
      You enjoying you 92 days & counting of freedom? 🙂
      http://www.arewethere.yt/Sentencing-Day-For-The-Giudices/7847.htm#.U0GWUqhIa6d

  • twifan2

    OT!!!! New HOT RHONJ story coming in 10 mins. 🙂

    • Tre’s Felon Forehead

      YAY!

  • twifan2
  • New RHONJ Thread Posted:

    EXCLUSIVE: Are Teresa Giudice’s Sponsors Abandoning A Sinking Ship?

    http://www.allaboutthetea.com/2014/04/06/exclusive-are-teresa-giudices-sponsors-abandoning-a-sinking-ship/

    • twifan2

      Beat you to it! 🙂