Saturday Funnies: Teresa Giudice Skinny Italian For Sale

Posted on Mar 29 2014 - 7:07pm by Trixie Felonabulous

 

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Authentic Italian food products presented by Teresa Giudice of The Real Housewives Of New Jersey!

Teresa Giudice and Skinny Italian are proud supporters of The Nephcure Foundation. Portions of all sales of Skinny Italian Foods will go towards the foundation.   Joe is gonna decide what da portion is.

My pastas are made with fresh ingredientses from my new homeland, the motherland of Italy. My products are so good, even that what’s her name, the princess … Kate Hudson would make some of my pasta.  Would I lies to all youses?

Have some my “Felonlicious” marinara sauce is able to deliver a superior taste and it’ll make youses’ dish taste like it was made by a 5 star chef.  Have some on a night youses all get a Norwegian cumin thru.  Oh so fabulicious!

And for my Jewish friends I’sa got Balsamic Ketchup that’s KOSHER PAREVE.  And it’sa Gluten Free!

And don’t youses forget the Skinny Italian gift basket is ONLY $125.00.  It’s ah steal.

As youses know CASH ONLY. #FedsWatching*

 

*content for comedic purposes only and not intended to be taken seriously

 

About the Author

Convicted Felon * Thief * Liar * Felonlicious * Change of address coming soon–Alderson Federal Prison–prisoner # tbd (to be determined)

  • WestCoastFeed

    Do I get a receipt?

    • cutie pie

      lmao!!!

    • The ad forgot to mention NO receipts #CashOnly #FedsWatching

      • twifan2

        Yep! They are! 😀

    • twifan2

      Juicy said “Fuhgeddaboudit! Youses don’t need any receipts”.

      • Marsbars09

        LOL! Hi Twi! Joe would say that too.

      • Good ole Joe. As Caroline said, Joe would be happy living under a bridge with a cigar. Damn shame!

        • twifan2

          For the bridge…YES! 🙁

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! Twi, I’m dying over Doc’s comment about Joe living under the bridge. What did you mean by your comment? LOL!

          • twifan2

            Feel badly for the bridge that has that troll living under it. 🙁

        • Marsbars09

          LOL! Doc, I just fell off the chair laughing at that one! I know Caro didn’t say that. *composing myself before I type* Didn’t she say Joe would be happy with sausage and vino?

  • WestCoastFeed

    Do I get an autographed photograph with every order?

    • twifan2

      That’ll be $25 CASH ONLY. No receipts. Extra.
      AND for $19.99 CASH ONLY. No receipt. You can have your picture taken with Tre!
      Whadda s̶t̶e̶a̶l̶. I mean deal. 😉
      http://i.imgur.com/8XBKOR0.gif

      • WestCoastFeed

        Cheap at half the price! I can’t wait. When is the next photo op? Can I get you to reveal your lovely ankle jewelry–I mean joolery.

        • twifan2

          Please keep looking at the site for MORE i̶n̶d̶i̶c̶t̶m̶e̶n̶t̶s̶ news. 😉

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! Twi, you have me in stitches over that one. That’s a great way to remind folks that Tre is a felon. LOL!

          • twifan2

            Well, I wouldn’t pay $5.99 for a bottle of Ketchup. Especially’s Tre’s! I almost fell out of my chair when I saw the price. She’s insane!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Sorry. . .that’s not new news, ay.

          • twifan2

            Her trying sell that stuff as ‘gourmet’ food is. Well actually more of funny news! 😀

          • Marsbars09

            Hey, the girl’s got to make as much money as possible before she gets locked up.

          • twifan2

            I tend to believe she’s gong to be STUCK with all that ketchup! LOL

        • Felonious Tre will offer them in various bedazzled patterns of zebra and leopard print. #classy

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            She keeps it classy even with the faux fur stuff that’s on her shoulders on that special dress with that special do of hers.

          • The crap on the bottom of my show has way more class. Look at the tweet from Tre I posted above.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            The feather dress was my all time fav!!!!!

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        Twi,
        Is that Yellow Beard?

        • twifan2

          Good eye, TTaA! 🙂

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            I seem to have an eye for all things Monty and the off kilter other things the players did as well.
            I love Yellow Beard too. Especially with the incense burning in his matted and ratted up do.
            Do you remember Jabberwocky?

          • twifan2

            😀 LOL

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            ARrrrrrrggggghhhhhhh! Itz. . . .oh Noooooooooo! Whistling stops.
            He was just a tidbit of an appetizeur.

          • twifan2

            You have to cry from laughing! :’D

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Why Yes. . . Yes I do!

  • Marsbars09

    That is a great re-enactment of how Tre would hawk her products in her usual inarticulate way.
    “Cash only, feds watching”. Great ending.

    • Hahahaha! The feds are always watching!

  • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

    And Convicted Felon Tre (CF Tre) will probably promise to send $0.05 of every order to NephCure. Youz all know dat CF Tre is always thinkin’ about donating to her favorite charities (first to herself, then to the creditors, and then to herself, and then to the suppliers, and then to herself, and then to NC).
    CF Tre is a very benevolent donator of notable magnitude.

    • Tigerlily

      Little Rascal’s counting?
      One for you. One for me.
      Two for you. One, two for me.
      Three for you. One, two, three for me.

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    What portion goes to charity? .000000000001%?

    • LMFAOOO!!!! I got one better -.000000000001%

      • Marsbars09

        Doc, I got one even better-they aren’t donating sh*t! LOL!

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          OR, they are donating sh*t and that’s all it really amounts to . . .the brown stuff.

          • Marsbars09

            Twits, I definitely can’t top that! *Throws in the towel*

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Be thankful, she can’t use the owel to clean up the brown stuff.

      • Tigerlily

        Negative! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

  • twifan2

    She needs to update her sites’ banner. It should be:

    • Marsbars09

      Oh Twi! No you didn’t! That’s terrible!

      • twifan2

        Naaww HuH It’s Tre’s ‘truth in advertising’. ;D

        • Marsbars09

          You’re right. As Doc stated, Tre is a convicted felon.

          • twifan2

            And you get this fabuloso mug, Mars! 🙂
            Enjoy!

          • Marsbars09

            No thanks!

    • Tigerlily

      Awesomeness Twi! You are just awesomeness.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      THAT is more like it!!!!!! Great as usual, Twi!!!

  • twifan2

    Are the ingredientses really are from Italy? :/

    • LIES!!!!!

      • Marsbars09

        LOL! You know you can’t believe a word Treape says.
        I’ve read and responded to your e-mail.

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        Doctah, can you get in touch with Heels? She wanted to be in on the fun.

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      There must be a “little Italy” in absolutely every large city across the country. What do you mean by “really are from Italy?”?

      • twifan2

        It seems like she’s saying the stuff is imported from Italy to the US and put together here. o.0

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          Is that what happened with her boob job too??

          • twifan2

            Oh, that’s going south! ;D

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Southern Italy?

          • twifan2

            Further south. Below the Equator. ;D

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Oh.

          • Tigerlily

            I guess that’s better than the ones that go East & West. lol

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Twi! Why do you ask?

      • twifan2

        Because it would seem to be a ‘dumb’ idea to get eggs, flour, etc from Italy and claim them to be ‘fresh’.
        Have you seen HOW MUCH that stuff sells for?! :O
        You don’t get that much either from I saw.
        http://www.skinnyitalianfoods.com/

        • WestCoastFeed

          It looks like it is all made in Italy and imported here. It is very expensive.

          • twifan2

            And sitting on the shelves! 🙂

          • I bet ya that’s a lie. Anything Tre represents is a lie.

          • Marsbars09

            True dat!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          How can the eggs be fresh AND be from the “mother land”???? Do they have longer expiration dates in Italy???

  • Look at this shit right here. This is the kind of blatant showing-off that infuriates me. Got this from TreApe’s Twitter a few mins ago. Refresh your browsers to see the image below:

    • twifan2

      Sickening! Just sickening! >(

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      What the H kind of “do” is THAT, for Gia. Oh my. . .

      • That’s a very upscale expensive salon in LA. This shit ANGERS me!!!!!!!!!! I can’t stand Tre and her furry little creatures.

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          I’m on your wagon DocTah. Can I get a witness?

          • AMEN & HALLELUJAH!!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Ahhhhhhhhh, Mehhhhhhn

        • WestCoastFeed

          And she is sporting a very expensive pair of false eyelashes in the next tweeted pic.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Why would a nubile princess need false eyelashes?

          • WestCoastFeed

            For the prestigious Kids Choice Awards and so she can be spotted by a producer and turned into the next Teen America Star!

          • twifan2

            And you & I both will receive 20 million dollars tomorrow, WCF! 😉

          • Marsbars09

            I’m sorry to say, but she’s not cute enough to be a tween star. There are a lot of good looking kids out there and she just doesn’t make the cut.

          • WestCoastFeed

            She and her girlfriend are signing autographs at the event.

          • twifan2

            Gis?! REALLY? Who wants her autograph?
            Was she selling it FOR CASH ONLY?!

          • Tigerlily

            BOOM!

          • Marsbars09

            Who is Lexi and why the hell is she signing autographs?

          • WestCoastFeed

            I think she’s the girl that Gia dances with.

          • Is that Lexi signing autographs too? And why?

          • She is really thinking that and her stupid ass backwards disgusting mother is filling her head with.

          • Marsbars09

            It ain’t gonna happen. I think once her parents are sentenced Gia’s life will be hellacious.

          • twifan2

            DANG!!! Tre really is pimping her kid! DISGUSTING! >(

          • Tigerlily

            OMG! THIS is hilarious Twi!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Love those feet, um, paws????

          • twifan2

            To pretend she’s a ‘nubile princess’?

          • twifan2

            Is it just me or does that lipstick look orange on her? o.0

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes, it has a lot of orange in it. And look, she has been given a Cupid’s bow. Her lips don’t normally have one.

          • twifan2

            Sorry, but that nose distracted me away from the Cupid’s bow. :/

          • twifan2

            WHY put orange based lipstick on? I don’t understand. Nickelodeon color? o.0

          • Tigerlily

            Yes Twi. They are know for the orange color.

          • Orange and too damn grown. She’s not going to a cheer competition..WTH!!!!

          • twifan2

            She’s over doing it with the teeth whitening also. :/

          • yup!!! and eyebrow waxing, botox and make-up. She looks like 20.

        • Marsbars09

          Doc, WCF, and Twits, that’s why the judge needs to throw the book at Tre! That is probably the only way she can realize the error of her ways.

          • I bet you anything the judge won’t and once again she’ll escape the severe punishment she deserves. Ugh!!!!!!!!

          • Marsbars09

            I’m going to be optimistic that somebody in the federal prosecutors office is keeping tabs on Tre’s shenanigans and presenting the evidence to the judge. That’s all we can hope for.

          • twifan2

            Keeping the faith here, Mars! 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            Thanks Twi! 🙂

        • noarguingwithstupid

          “furry little creatures” hee, hee!!!!

    • twifan2

      OMG! She’s inherited Tre’s no forehead! 😮

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        I think that Gia’s got at least a half an inch more than CF Tre.

        • twifan2

          Gia’s gaining tho. LOL

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            In the forehead prop line?

          • twifan2

            For starters. 😉

      • And her BFF Lexi went to LA too…why isn’t that lovely!!!!

    • Marsbars09

      Doc, I and a lot of posters are with you on this one.
      Nickolodeon is a powerful network which wields influence internationally. Kids from around the world watch that show. I’m sure half of them know about Tre and her felonious activities from watching TV or from adults. What message is it sending to our children and society at large when they allow children of convicted felons to attend an awards show? I’m sure there are a lot of deserving children that hail from disadvantaged means that would love to have attended. But no, because crook mama has some money and she wants her baby to like her and be happy Nick is going to let Gia attend the awards ceremony.
      I can image it now, a child or parent is viewing the show, and one of them states, “look, that’s the girl that appears on that housewives show where her mother is going to prison”. And just imagine what Gia’s classmates are saying?
      Oh, the horror of it all!

      • WestCoastFeed

        I doubt that this is going unnoticed by the probation officer who is investigating them and who will report his findings to the judge.

        • twifan2

          I thought it was a committee that were putting together a report to give to the judge?

          • WestCoastFeed

            I was going to edit that to remove “probation officer.” I don’t really know what authority prepares the report.

          • twifan2

            I think I read that it was Federal Prison Committee that does that.

      • I think Tre just doesn’t care what people think. Just like Joe’s mother punching the press as the barged their way into court then Joe’s father bending over and mooning the press and giving them the middle finger. Just like the grandparents not being remorseful or having any guilt is the same as the parents. Tre continues to do these type of things and flaunt it in our faces because she doesn’t give a damn about what we think of her. A classic narcissistic trait and very disturbing. Tre is a danger to society.

        • twifan2

          Does Tre honestly believe Gia will be a huge ‘star’ & make HER $$$?

          • YES! The bish is dumb and her kids are just as delusional.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Runs in the family……..

          • Indeed!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          It seems the whole family (or is that “hole”) has all of the traits also!!!

      • Tigerlily

        Exactly Marsie. I’m sure any one of the kids whose parents were ripped off by these 2 felons would have loved to go!

        • Marsbars09

          Tiger, I just want to let you know the a-hole that stole your screen name and added LMBO at the end of it continues to bother me from the other site.
          I hope the loser stops.

          • Tigerlily

            I’m sorry to hear that Mars. thanks for the heads-up.
            Real d-bag huh? The troll has been tagging every post I make with a LMBO. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup & crap a better retort!
            It seems these dipshytes seem to have forgotten there are 2 components to being a smart azz.

            First you have to be smart.
            Otherwise you’re just an azz!

            Ignore them as best you can. It seems to frustrate them, which in turn thrills me. LMBO! Tee-hee, see what I did there?

            If it gets too out of hand then eff it, flag them & be done with it. I kind of equate it to having a mentally incapacitated puppy follow me around. Just goes to show you how much is lacking in their lives that they sit & wait for you to post something & then jump on it.
            Sad, pitiful little-minded mean-girls.

  • twifan2

    Has anyone asked Gia about correcting her profile page?! :/

    • Elaborate please???

      • twifan2

        Your=You’re

        • Oh a spelling error. I haven’t read it.

        • I’m now seeing the pic, saww-ree.

    • Birdie11

      OH LORD…spell check stat! Break the family pattern of dumbness!!

      • Tigerlily

        I’m stunned any time one of those children have a cohesive thought. Considering who their parents are.

    • Tigerlily

      Also from the well educated children of Joe & Teresa Giudice.
      Gia Giudice
      ‏@TrueGia
      Mar 27
      on the “plain” about to take off @alexamaettaxo so excited

  • WestCoastFeed

    The girls are on the orange carpet signing autographs.

    • I saw *rolls eyes* …autographs…really???

      • WestCoastFeed

        Really. Who pulled that off for her?

        • Somebody in Tre’s camp lied to somebody. They neglected to notify somebody of Tre’s criminal record. Had that “concerned” citizens group knew ahead of time, I’m sure they would have shut this charade down.

          • Marsbars09

            Doc, most of the world knows of Tre’s conviction. I think Nick just didn’t give a damn and allowed her to go because Tre was willing to pay the money.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Perhaps the girls have been hired by Nick for an upcoming show.

          • Why would Lexi be hired? She’s not on TV.

          • WestCoastFeed

            The girls dance together. In fact, if she’s who I think she is, Lexi is a much better dancer.

          • But she’s still a non-factor not being on TV. I know Lexi attended the event as Gia’s guest but I don’t think that’s her on the orange carpet next to Gia.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Their manager tweeted that it was the two of them.

          • WHAT???? *face palm*

          • Marsbars09

            For what?! These Nick people are unbelievable! They better check Tre’s charges!

          • Tigerlily

            Unfortunately Nick is not known for having any type of morals. there are rumors that there have allegedly been know cases of pedophilia committed by some very high up personal, (a certain producer in particular), against quite a few of it’s child stars. Just google Nickelodeon & pedophilia. Sad stuff if it’s true.

          • Marsbars09

            Hi Tiger. That is very sad indeed if true.

          • Not necessarily. I told someone on Friday that Tre is indeed a convicted felon. The person did not know but their on Twitter 24/7.

      • twifan2

        WHO paid HOW MUCH for her to do that?!

        • I’m sure the orange carpet they get paid for. Not the other way around.

          • Marsbars09

            Doc, didn’t you state Tre had to pay Nick to allow Gia to attend the awards show?

        • Marsbars09

          I thought Doc said Tre had to pay Nick to allow Gia to go to the awards show?

          • Tre paid for the airfare, hotel, etc…..the Orange carpet and tickets to the show are courtesy of a promoter not Nick

          • Marsbars09

            OK.

          • Gia should not be there when her mother pled guilty to robbing banks and individuals. It looks very bad regardless of who paid specifically for what.

          • Marsbars09

            ITA Doc. I’ve been trying to preach this throughout the blog, but I’m not sure people are listening.

          • Tigerlily

            This^^^
            Pure gold Doc, pure gold!

          • *curtsy* thank you hon! 🙂

    • Marsbars09

      Gia’s signing autographs?

      • WestCoastFeed

        But, she’s not charging for them. There’s that in her favor.

        • Marsbars09

          That girl is going to be so disappointed once her parents go to prison. No one is going to do for her like her crooked ass mother did.

          • Even worst is when the offers stop coming and the cameras go away. That’s when Gia and the girls will feel the brunt of reality.

          • twifan2

            I bet you a burger & a beer that Gia will BLAME Tre for her not being ‘famous’ anymore!

          • She’s Tre’s child. Deflect…Deflect…Deflect!!!!

          • hardtimz

            So disappointed and when this lime light goes out!!! No one should be asking or even standing in line for gia’s autograph!

          • Marsbars09

            Hell, Gia and especially her friend Lexi have NO BUSINESS at the show

          • hardtimz

            Right! Some time ago, teresa had gia on the front cover of a magazine saying that she was getting bullied because she was on a reality show…WHAT! But you allow her to first do the cover and act a complete fool on a reality show….then cry “their bulling me”…give me a damn break! Now she’s showing up to a Nick event with some friend?!?! I can not wait for the light to go out on this whole family….I’m ready!

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! Girl, you got me busting up! You & me both are ready to pull the plug on these lowlifes. I’m over their buffoonery.
            BTW-Doc is reporting Lexi is dresses provocatively at the show.

          • hardtimz

            I mean I am ready!!!!

          • Tre has given the mags total autonomy to write any story they wish and the mags pay her for her pics. So all the stories you see, she didn’t approve them or have any power to stop them because her contract states in exchange for selling her pics they can write whatever story they please. Now that’s low-down dirty gutter pimping!!

          • hardtimz

            WOW are you friggin kidding me? Damn that is straight low down gutter kris jenner pimping ish…. FOR REAL!

          • And that’s FA REALS!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            That doesn’t include her kids, does it?

          • I just emailed you the pic of Lexi’s dress!!!!

          • hardtimz

            Is it age appropriate?

          • twifan2

            No! Nope! Naw HuH!

          • hardtimz

            DAMN…

          • Hey Hardtimz!!!!

          • hardtimz

            Hey Doc how are you this evening?

          • I’m doing well my love and you?

          • hardtimz

            Felling pretty good, drankin some of the wine that my husband refuse to drink. I just can not believe this family. Yuke their quickly turning into the Lardassian’s!

          • Oh, wait I did see your comment to me about the wine. Did you buy the one I recommended from Whole Foods?

      • yes…can you believe this nonsense?

        • Marsbars09

          No. Gia has no business at that show.

          • None!!! What example is this setting. Especially for the kids.

          • Marsbars09

            That’s what I explained in my long commentary to you. I would have thought Nick was more responsible than that.

          • I am so PISSED!!!!

          • Marsbars09

            That’s why Tre needs to serve her time in prison so we won’t have to see her face on TV and media. She can also stop filling her daughters’ heads with silly dreams that will never come true.

          • WestCoastFeed

            And I want an explanation.

          • twifan2

            I want another drink! DANG! Another Tre in the making! 😮

          • Marsbars09

            Oh oh. *Twi pulling that bottle of Wally’s out pouring herself a tall one*

          • twifan2

            Forget bottle!
            *tipping box wine* 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            What do you mean?

          • twifan2

            I get my wine from the box-spout. 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            And I am matching her with my Franzia Crispy White.

          • twifan2
          • WestCoastFeed

            Yep, this is a toss ’em back night.

          • I had 2 margaritas last night and woke up with a massive headache. I must be getting old!

          • hardtimz

            I KNOW THAT IS RIGHT…THIS IS A TOSS’EM BACK NIGHT….DRANK ON SISTA!

          • You my type of GF!!! LOL!

          • hardtimz

            That’s right drank n commentin… this is too mcuh fun. Thank god we don’t live like this…whew! Ain’t nothing wrong with a little drankn!

          • Girl…yes!!!!!! Sip on…sip on!!

          • hardtimz

            Hey Doc and i’ll probably have a hangover, but oh well, I have no place to go until Monday Morning!

          • It’s all good! Get ya drank on, gurl !!!

          • hardtimz

            Hey if nothing else a little Excedrin and home remedy…I’ll be good as gold.

          • I know that’s right!

          • twifan2

            Open up that spout & forget the glass time, WCF! 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            You’re drinking straight from the bottle like a wino? You go girl!

          • twifan2

            CHEERS! 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            LOL!

          • “a wino”…Fred Sanford use to say that. LOL!!! Too funny!

          • That Wally World wine gonna give you a hangover!!! LOL!!!

          • Birdie11

            MY DEAR SNOOPY!!

          • Tigerlily

            Cheers!

          • Marsbars09

            Not you too WCF!

          • WCF!!!!! Did you see the pic on Instagram of Lexi’s dress???????? It’s too explicit for me to post here…O – M- G!!!!!!!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            No. I’ll go check.

          • If you don’t see it I will email you. O – M – G!! Her breast are exposed

          • Marsbars09

            How old is this girl? Who is supervising these girls? I wonder if Lexi’s mother is trashier than Tre?

          • I’ll email you the pic….my mouth is hanging open.

          • WestCoastFeed

            I’ve seen it. And her nipples appear to be hard.

          • WTF????? Disgraceful. Are her parents setting her to be mistreated by boys and grown men? OMG!!!

          • Marsbars09

            I told you Doc, trash attracts trash. All of Tre & Gia’s friends share similar traits.

          • twifan2

            and shes how old???? DANG!

          • 13 years old!!!!

          • twifan2

            WTH????
            Porn stardom here Lexi comes! smh

          • Well, she is friends with Gia, the future “16 & pregnant” star

          • WestCoastFeed

            On the other hand, Gia’s dress is sweet and very appropriate for the occasion.

          • Very true. Shockingly!

    • twifan2

      Oh ok, hence the Orange lipstick.
      Hoped it was in ‘honor’ of her mom’s soon to be NEW outfit later this year! 🙂

  • Lexis dress is a disgrace.What kind of mother would buy her 13 year old daughter a breast-cut-out dress??? And the little girl looks like a B cup. SMFH!!!!!!

    • Vince Foster, Jr.

      Gia, like her mother feels that she is a star and is entitled to red carpet treatment. She is just the daughter of two criminals. Is this the way Teresa protects her kids.?

      • Marsbars09

        Vince, Tre isn’t protecting her kids. I don’t think she ever has.

      • Don’t ya know Vince. The bloggers shouldn’t discuss the kids while her criminal parents put her on front street. Oh the irony of it all.

    • Marsbars09

      Doc, I questioned Lexi’s mother’s parenting skills in an earlier comment as Lexi & Gi are friends.

      • Oh of course. You already know Lexi’s family is trash if they allow her to be friends with Gia.

        • Marsbars09

          Trailer trash.

          • And that’s putting it kindly!

  • WestCoastFeed

    They are staying at the Chateau Marmont. Damn! Who is paying for this?

    • twifan2

      We are, as taxpayers, WCF. We are! >(

      • Exactly & Thank you!!

        • WestCoastFeed

          Oh, wait a minute. Maybe they aren’t staying there. They could have just taken the picture sight seeing.

          • twifan2

            Hope so! STANDARD BEDROOMwith queen size bed and garden view. (300 sq. ft.)
            From $435

          • A night is super duper expensive.

          • twifan2

            Maybe they’re at the Motel 8 down the road? ;D

      • Tigerlily

        Yes. Ditto.

    • Tre is paying for the Hotel, airfare and incidentals. I got confirmation. Only the best for the kids of felons.

      • Marsbars09

        The tragic thing about this is the money Tre is wasting trying to get Gia seen needs to go back to the people she scammed & stole from.

        • WestCoastFeed

          checking the girl friends tweets, she got to take a special dance class while in LA. I don’t see any tweet from Gia about the class. Alexa is the better dancer.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Southern Cal has been dealing with earthquakes and here in Northern Cal we have another tornado warning tonight. It’s in a sparsely populated area. and the news stations aren’t excited about it this time. This is such a rarity that the local news guys tend to go crazy.

    • Are you in the path of the hurricanes and tornadoes, West!

      • WestCoastFeed

        No, they just never happen here. Until the past month or so. This is our 3rd tornado warning.

        • Oh my. Please be careful, West.

    • twifan2

      Stay safe, WCF! 🙂

      • WestCoastFeed

        Not to worry. It’s a real oddity having it happen here. And because our TV stations play to such a vast audience the alerts go to a much larger area than it seems to me to be necessary,

        • twifan2

          Be careful anyways! We need you here to keep us up to date & informed! 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            Okay, but I really don’t need to worry when the warning is for a couple of counties that are like two or three counties away from me.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Affirmative.

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      Hey West
      How are you this morning Girl? Tornados, ay. Yech.
      Have you heard of “Sharknado”?
      We’re okay, in my neck of the woods.
      ((((Hugs))))

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Sharknado was so good that they are doing a sequel!!

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          Yeah, I saw that on TMZ.
          I haven’t seen the first. I heard it’s really quite something, though.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            One of the dumbest yet–I, of course, loved it!!!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            YOU SAW IT??
            Seriously, YOU Rock!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I love all of the sci-fy movies made!!!! Alot of the “stars” of this movies were saved by being cut out of shark’s tum tum!!!!! Hilarious!!!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            I love it! Cut out of the Shark’s Ab-Doh-Mehn!
            Pretty Funnee. Can’t say enough for the “camp”.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            “Camp” at it’s best except maybe Snakes on a Plane–the campiest!!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            You are more patient than I, Miss NAWS.
            I seriously drew the line at “Howard, the Duck”.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Maybe 6 weeks ago, Gia’s talent manager tweeted something about a big announcement coming soon. I wonder if this is the event she was talking about.

    • She has a talent manager???

      • WestCoastFeed

        Yes, that Maria diSantis, or some name similar to that, is her manager. She is also the person who supposedly monitors Gia’s twitter account. She and her husband are chaperoning the girls on this trip.

        • Oh boy!!! And we’ve seen what a mess Gia’s Twitter is.

        • Marsbars09

          I hope the diSantis keep a close eye on the girls.

  • Birdie11

    I’m really late here, but I object to the cover pic of Tre. Just too CLOSE!!

    • WestCoastFeed

      Hi, Birdie. It may be confusing trying to follow the convos here tonight. We started off just making fun of the Skinny Italian sales pitch. But then one of us spotted the tweets showing Gia and her friend signing autographs at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards and this board absolutely exploded.

      • Birdie11

        Hey West…yes, I see. I watched DVR Chopped epis tonite…so needless to say I’m clueless. But honestly, nothing Tre does surprises me anymore.

        • WestCoastFeed

          You are right. It shouldn’t surprise us, but I have to admit that I was stunned.

          • Birdie11

            Brazen and tacky. I guess the bar has been lowered even further.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Can’t go much lower. Or can it?

            Scroll on through. Twi came through with some excellent pix for us again. I’m going to bed, I’ll try to catch you tomorrow.

          • Birdie11

            Oh goody, thanks I will! Nite West…sleep great!

    • Marsbars09

      Hi birdie! Isn’t she the ugliest covergirl you’ve ever seen?

      • Birdie11

        That pic may give me nightmares! Hey Marsie!

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        Ole Wall Eye needs to do a face masque, ay?!?

        • Marsbars09

          From the eyes to her hairline she looks like Animal from the Muppets.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            LMAO!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I have to go look up Animal on you tube. I need to know!!!!!

  • Tigerlily

    Wow almost lost my supper over that close, close-up! LOL!

    • hardtimz

      LOL I know right!

      • Tigerlily

        Hi HT! 🙂
        There should have been a disclaimer. My din-din was yummy & I was totally unprepared! lol

        • hardtimz

          Hey TIGER how are you? Wouldn’t it be funny if they really did put a warning or disclaimer before viewing giant face pictures. “Warning giant greasy face and giant white teeth”…you’ve been warned!!

          • Tigerlily

            I’m good HT! Thank you. Hope all is well with you & you are enjoying your day!
            Yes definitely need a warning to flash before viewing close-ups of Tre!

          • hardtimz

            OOO yea I’m good had one too many dranks last night, but I recovered and still made to the gym. Just getting ready for my work week…finally a little warmer…OY!

  • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

    Does anybody else out there/here wonder if Teresa and Joe ALREADY have the $200,000 saved up to give to the Fed’s at the time of the Sentencing? And that might explain why she’s off the hook with the spending and lavish lifestyle BS.
    Oh, who am I kidding…as if these two could save up anything. . .if it cut into CF Tre’s need for a new dress or to get her nails done or have some more extensions put in her blackened hairdo.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      You are so silly!!!! Joe, save money????? Maybe he will borrow it though!!! I am humming “every sperm is sacred” this morning!!!!! Help Me!!!!!

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        Heh Hah Hah.
        I scared the cat with that laughing barrage.
        I love it. And BTW…EVERY Sperm is sacred.
        I really liked the machine “that goes BINGHHHH” with the delivery goes graphic vignette.
        And the argument over whether it was the salmon moose/mous/or whatever that made the dinner party go “spirits”.
        Fun Movie… You are becoming more of an aficionada than you already were, NAWS!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          The BINGHHHHH machine was a touch of genius!!!! Seriously though, Joe did bring some large suitcases home from Italy when they went on vacay, so maybe he does have some saved up!!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Do you think that it’s still saved? You know papa needed a new ride.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            There’s a part of me that says that Joe saved some money for “just in case”. I don’t know if he is working now or if they are able to live off the Housewives salary, so no telling if there is any money or not. Family has always seemed to help these two in the past, so who knows???

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            I personally hope that they take it in the shorts from the Sentencing or any Judge if they don’t have the cash for the court when it’s needed.
            I know, that’s going to fry Happywife’s idiom for all things CF Tre is the Best Thing since Sliced Bread…Oh well….

          • noarguingwithstupid

            We just have to remember that “family” has saved them many times and I don’t think that will ever be a problem for these two!!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Whaat…is the Giudice fambly independently wealthy beyond reason? If so, why haven’t they been more forthcoming for Little Joe…or have they?
            I wonder if they’re slinging some of that cash Happywifes’s way.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I don’t know which side of the fambly, but money has never been an issue–They must pay their mortgage, have kids in all kinds of expensive activities and I don’t think Tre or Joe want for much. What else could it be? Money shrubs????

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            If it’s “money shrubs”…ah’m gonna take a trip to McMansionville, New Jersey. And be comin’ home with a suspiciously “shrub” looking package.

    • Marsbars09

      Good morning Twits! Your explanation sounds reasonable. And they better have that $200,000 ready to hand over to the court.

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        Mornin!
        I have to admit…shhh…don’t tell anybody…that they don’t have it at the time when they’re supposed to.
        I’m such a beotch!

        • Marsbars09

          You said it. If the shoe fits wear it.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Which part?? About the Beotch or… ah never mind. =)

        • noarguingwithstupid

          What is that money for anyway?? I never quite understood why they needed it. Was it part of the plea deal?

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Yep!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          If they don’t have the money, what will happen??? A lien or worse?

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            No idea!
            I don’t know, this is speculation, if there might be more time tacked on, or straight to the klink with no questions asked, or, or, or.
            It’s anybody’s guess on this, as far as I can surmise.

  • noarguingwithstupid

    I hope everybody on west coast made it through the night and is safe. What a wild ride for those folks. You are in our thoughts and prayers.

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      Awwwww…Naws. Love Love Love YOU.

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Thank you my love!!!!! I love you too!!!

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          =)})

  • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

    Okay, so here’s another one.

    Does anybody out there/here know what the Net Worth is for either Frank and Filomena Giudice (Joe’s parents) and/or the Net Worth of the Gorga parents of Convicted Felon Tre or younger Giuseppe “Joe” Gorga (the grand parents of CF Tre’s kids and Joe Gorga’s kids).

    I ask because I’m wondering who’s going to be paying out the $200,000 to the Fed. Judge at the time of sentencing. I’d think that it’s a pretty safe bet that Joe and Teresa won’t, by the way she keeps spending all over the place.

    Anybody have even a ballpark figure for both fambly’s??

    • noarguingwithstupid

      A good question!!

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        I’m thinkin’ that maybe the DocTah might have a handle on those questions for these folks, ay.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Maybe no one will hazard a guess. I will though!!!! I think famblies have a lot of moola!!!!

      • twifan2

        Cumberbatch & assistants on the sleuth! ;D

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Did someone mention Cumberbatch???? I’m waving!!!!! I’m a Cumberbitch!!!!!! Here I am!!!!!!!!!

          • twifan2

            Where??? ARE YOU STANDING WAY FAR BEHIND ME??? 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Just don’t want to be overlooked for any possible Cumberbatch connection!!!!!!! Between Dracula being off and no Cumberbatch, I am going into withdrawal!!!

          • twifan2

            Figured you’d be going thru withdrawals by now. 🙁
            My saving grace is that True Blood will start in June! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            But I don’t watch that!!!!!! Is that about vampires? I guess it is with that name. Maybe I will start watching, as my love for vampires has reached an all time high!!!

          • twifan2

            If you do watch True Blood, BE PREPARED! There’s a reason it’s on HBO! 😉

          • noarguingwithstupid

            O.k. I already figured that out!!!

          • twifan2

            LOL Yep! Nice looking male vamps too! 😉

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I’m not dead, so I am sure I will appreciate that also!!!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Will I have a lot of catching up to do, or can I just kind of figure it out???

          • twifan2

            huumm, not really. Every season has new characters, story lines,…
            BUT the 3 main characters are the same. 2 vamps & a fairy. 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I vaguely remember watching it when it first started a long time ago.

          • twifan2

            Yes 7 years ago, I think. 😮

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Any vampire killers on it???

          • twifan2

            Lots!
            Werewolves, fairies, warlocks, maenad, OH MY! 😮

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Perfect!!!!! Sounds like my cup of tea for sure!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Had to look up maenad….Oh My is right!!!!

          • twifan2

            Here use this link to look up True Blood stuff. 🙂

            http://trueblood.wikia.com/wiki/True_Blood_Wiki

          • noarguingwithstupid

            thank you!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Shall I wear the hat?????

          • twifan2

            Yes, wear the hat!
            I think I see you now…..maybe? ;D

          • noarguingwithstupid

            All I can find is the tin foil one. Can’t find Sherlock hat. Will tin foil do??

          • twifan2

            Shape it like Sherlock hat & you’re all set! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Done, but now it looks a little like a swan that restaurants put leftovers in!!! I’m wearin’ it anyway!!!! Cumber would want me to.

          • twifan2

            ◔_◔
            Aaah ok.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            You aren’t giving me an eye roll, are you? Just chalk it up to old age!!!

          • twifan2

            okie dokie! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            stop snickering and chuckling!!!

          • twifan2

            Okie dokie ϡ

        • noarguingwithstupid

          OMG I just refreshed my ‘puter!!!!! Thank you, thank you. Now I have to get it to my pictures—WOWZERS!!!!!!! And I love the kitty!!!!!!

    • WestCoastFeed

      I hope HappyWife joins us today. She may know the answer to your questions, or at least have a ballpark figure for you.

  • Newchild

    One thing I have never understood….when you are accused of a financial crime and you have to pay fines – in this situation, $200,000. – why do the Feds get to keep it? Shouldn’t any fines collected go to the victims?

    • WestCoastFeed

      I think the IRS gets first dibs on everything and this will go to them.

      • Newchild

        Oh, ok…so this amount decreases what they owe?

        • WestCoastFeed

          Doc knows how this stuff works. I am just assuming. But, yes, if this money goes to the IRS it will be a partial settlement.

        • Hi Newchild. Happy Sunday!!!

          The $200,000 fee is strictly fees the courts incurred to indict, investigate, make discoveries, wire taps, billed hours the prosecution team used on this case etc. That fee won’t be disseminated to the IRS or any of the creditors owed.

          • Raine Woman

            Hi Dr. and fellow commenters! Hope you’re all enjoying your weekend.
            I need a little clarification before I begin laughing my ass off. The $200,000 the Giudices have to pay the court on July 8 is money they owe the court for investigating and indicting them 41 times?

  • Newchild

    Yikes! That is a really bad pic of T….greasy skin, just to name a few…she looks so much better (?) on TV and other photos, or is she usually photoshopped to death?? Seriously, that’s the worst I’ve seen her look

    • Shock value!!!!! LOL!

      • Newchild

        Ya think???…….I’m going to wash my face now! I have nothing better to do and I am a golf widow…hubby won’t be home for another 4hrs…sucks. I seriously hate spending a gorgeous day without him….me and my dog!

        • Aw, I know the feeling. I’m sitting in my office and looking out a window to sunny skies and a palm tree flying in the wind. It’s relaxing. Hope we can keep ya company. What’s for dinner?

          • Newchild

            Ok, face is clean!…..dinner is P.F. Chang (found recipe on internet) Mongolien Beef…made it several wks. ago and hubby LOVED it….flank steak, soy sauce, brown sugar, fresh grated ginger, garlic over rice with a side of steamed broccoli ..should I be this good to him??

          • twifan2

            Be good to yourself, Newchild. Don’s share. ;D

          • Newchild

            hahaha!…….and I did his damn laundry…I better get sumthing good in return..like a diamond maybe?

          • twifan2

            And a Rolex for doing his laundry! 😉

          • Birdie11

            Well he has it made today!!

          • Newchild

            He sure does! I’ll give you his number so you can call him and tell him so! In all honestly, he knows! and just to put it out there, we have been married for 38yrs. and has always referred to me as “my love”. Yolanda ruined that for me…I told him to pick another name and he was like “what?” He said “I’m cutting you off from that bull shit show!!”

          • Birdie11

            LOL!!! What makes it so obnox is that she seems to knock herself out to sing it out in front of people…like this is MY LOVE, and you don’t have it this good…it seems so intentional and self serving.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I really wanted to like YoYo, but she is just too vapid! After the reunion she signed up Gigi for nude modeling and now I just can’t stand the woman!!!!

          • Birdie11

            That naked RV gig was just beyond TACKY!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I thought it was a train!!!!!!!! RV is much tackier!!!! What a Mom!!! (Don’t study too hard between modeling jobs, Gigi!!!)

          • Birdie11

            It was supposed to be a train…I’m thinking an RV! LOL…who cares about school! Gigi needs to work, work, work…and supporting that apartment herself…my butt.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I guess you just have to watch these shows knowing up front that it’s all a big lie. That way you aren’t surprised later!!!!

          • Newchild

            Gigi is a child….sorry, but she is. I also don’t believe for a NY second that she is enrolled in college! Mom sent a child to NY to fend for herself and now she is making bad decisions (nudies) She needs supervision and not an open check book. Yoyo, you be the best mom in the whole wide world..said nobody!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            BOOM!!!!

          • Newchild

            Agree! But she still ruined my pet name for me….everytime he says it, my brain goes to Yoyo, ugg! She doesn’t deserve rent in my head

          • Birdie11

            Don’t give her the power Newchild!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            No, she does not. Just use some bleach and try to erase it from memory banks!!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I think I might order Chinese tonite. Thanks, Newchild!!!!

          • Newchild

            This recipe is soooo easy and much better than takeout! I do, however, need a Chinese fix now and again!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I know yours is better, but it’s just for me and so easy to pick up phone, and you know, I’m lazy!!!!!!!!

          • Newchild

            🙂

  • Newchild

    OMGosh, BH reunion on my TV AGAIN!!! This makes like the 3rd time…These women make me really, really appreciate my life!

    • They are sooooooo boring! This season was the worst.

      • Birdie11

        I watched the Part 3 sneak peek last night. Have you noticed how Lemon Bitch Yo is sitting with her back to Joyce? Her body language is SO RUDE.

        • Newchild

          Yep!! I sure did…but, but, but, she has soooooo much class, right? She’s babbling on right now.

          • Birdie11

            That was so LOW CLASS!! Her babble…don’t you love how she drops the f bomb…so CLASSY!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Yes Birdie, “My love” I can’t stand the way she says that!!!!!!

          • Birdie11

            Especially when she sings it…”my looooovvveee!” BLECH!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Will you ever forget that????? I still think of the money and time she spent doing that horrible video. She really thinks she is hot sh!t!!!!

          • Birdie11

            Not just the video…but EVERY time the king walks in the room!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            And thankfully, that is not very often as I think he can’t stand the show, the women, but only the possibility of YoYo getting her own line of stuff to sell to all of us!!!!!

          • twifan2

            Doesn’t the video just carry you away? Away over the edge that is! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Over the edge into the abyss….

          • twifan2

            The abyss that is Bravo now. smh

          • twifan2

            But I MUST share! 😀
            Cover your ears!!!

  • WestCoastFeed

    OT–But take a gander at the right-hand column tweets. What happened to Brandi’s son? 8 hours in the ER in NYC?

    • Mommy was busy getting drunk and partying and neglected the poor child. I’m just speculating here.

      • Birdie11

        ROL is running a non story…no details. Nice way for the attention ho to get a few more over the next day or two.

        • Exactly! The child may not even be in the ER for all we know.

          • WestCoastFeed

            The boy is all right. He called his father to let him know that he is okay. LeAnne is mad at Brandi for not notifying them, but I understand that they didn’t notify Brandi when they had to take the kid to the ER once. Maybe the boy is asthmatic.

          • Oh good! There’s a new post up about it. That maybe the case but there are iv’s in his arm from the photo in the article.

          • twifan2

            That’s really him in that pic? DANG BRANDTAMP!!! Has she ever heard of ‘Privacy’?! I’m surprised the ER let her take that pic! >(

          • WestCoastFeed

            He was taken to the ER in an ambulance. Even given Brandi’s tendency to hysterical overreaction, she did thank the staff for “saving her babe’s life,” I am sure she was very frightened.

          • twifan2

            huuummm…? I don’t think that’s Mason in that pic.
            Too much hair on his arm to be a 10yr old.

    • twifan2

      Ok, 8 hrs in the ER in NYC on a Saturday is a ‘quick in & out’. IF he stayed in the ER that long, he was not a ‘critical need’ patient. The ER took patients with greater needs than him, i.e.-gunshots, heart attack, severely tabbed, those types.
      He was released after 8 hrs with a follow up by his doctor I would think.
      We’ll have to wait & see what the facts are. Brando does seem to ’embellish’ situations. AND her being a hysterical mom in the ER does tend to make me believe that it could be hype for the 3rd part of the BH’s reunion. :/

      • Birdie11

        I had my son in the ER with a head injury a couple of years ago…we jumped ahead of everyone! I’m thinking a broken bone or something.

        • twifan2

          Exactly, Birdie. Hope you son is ok & thriving! 🙂
          Stomach aliment? Something with a fever? OR Brandtamp trying to gain sympathy BEFORE the 3rd part of the reunion? :/

          • Birdie11

            He is good…but it was SCARY. Cat scan was clear…but he had a bad concussion, and was repeating himself over and over and couldn’t remember anything…it was so upsetting.

          • twifan2

            I’m sure it was. BUT at least he’s good now. 🙂

          • Birdie11

            Yes! 🙂

        • noarguingwithstupid

          6-8 hours in ER here S.W. Fla) is par for the course for an ear infection or nothing critical.

      • murlut

        LOL embellish! No she just flat lies.

  • Newchild

    I don’t tweet and I don’t know how to look it up…..going on whatever website to try and find it….wow, hope he’s ok and hope it wasn’t on Brandi’s watch……..later

  • OT: Any Dallas fans in the house?

    • Birdie11

      I LOVED the old one. Tried to hang with the new one, but it was too fake dramatic for me. Maybe I’ll try again…

      • I loved the old one as well but the new one is just as good imo. The drama keeps you on the edge of your seat.

  • Bingo! That is correct. All court related fees.

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    I wish I had Teresa here to explain something on a menu I am looking at;

    in house cut locally sourced Beef, dry rubbed with coffee and toasted cumin seeds and finished with a chili-lime butter

    • WestCoastFeed

      Vince, don’t you know that if it isn’t Italian, it isn’t fit to eat.

  • Harleygirl0685

    Lol, too funny! I love this website!

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