Saturday Funnies: Teresa Giudice

Posted on Mar 22 2014 - 12:37pm by Trixie Felonabulous

 

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About the Author

Convicted Felon * Thief * Liar * Felonlicious * Change of address coming soon--Alderson Federal Prison--prisoner # tbd (to be determined)

  • Marsbars09

    Wonderful laugh for a Saturday.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Notice that it is now “Youthful 8, Milania Collection.” It is no longer Milania Hair Care. The company is slowly distancing itself from Teresa.

    • Dr Seuss

      Yes, I noticed that awhile now. Wow, can you blame them?

    • u know it !!

    • twifan2

      Yes, next will be her Fusheline juice!

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        Twi,
        Love the Peach. Is it peeing on the foil?

        • twifan2

          Yep. Into the bottle, that’s ‘the touch’ 😉

          • i think it would be a huge hit f it was NON BOOZE especially releasing it to COSTCO before thanksgiving

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            You are particularly poignant in your delicate yet subtle commentary.
            I applaud you with a glass of Dom Perignon (none of that swill)!
            Cheers!!!

          • twifan2

            CHEERS to you also! 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            But don’t ask what’s in the other flavor. It’s Teresa’s special way on putting a spell on her fans.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Yep, she’s covered them in cold wet wool over their eyes.
            Every creature needs something to strive to be a part of.

          • twifan2

            It’s her secret ‘ingredientses’ that makes her flavors so unique. 😉

          • WestCoastFeed

            And it was Melissa’s nefarious method for entrapping Joey and stealing him away from Teresa.

          • twifan2

            Melissa IS the devil, you know! 😉

          • WestCoastFeed

            She knows the secret power of one drop of menses.

          • twifan2

            LOL
            & Lyfe tea. ;D

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I had almost forgotten that “jewel” she shared with us all!! Belch!!!

          • Dr Seuss

            LMAO!!!

        • Dr Seuss

          LMFAOOO!!! OMG, you’re a trip and I love it.

  • Melissa Gorga did a signing at Bloomingdales today….paid
    Teresa attended the cheerleading awards luncheon today

    • Dr Seuss

      Melissa Gorga is a joke with that book of hers….lmao!!!

    • twifan2

      She’s still ‘selling’ that ‘book’ of hers? o.0

      • WestCoastFeed

        Not a book sale, some make-up stuff.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Melissa tweeted a photo yesterday of the longest stemmed roses I have ever seen, a birthday present. And today another photo promoting some brand of tea. Both photos taken in her home in Franklin Lakes, and yes, it is the same house that we have seen before.

    • the current rental she is iving in??

      • WestCoastFeed

        Yes.

    • twifan2

      It’s Lyfe tea.
      http://lyfetea.com/

    • instagram.com/p/l2tK19JC6m/

      • exact same counter tops that I have……

    • Dr Seuss

      She’s such a lying bitch…..why lie? SMDH!!!!

      • WestCoastFeed

        That’s the same interior, Doc.

        • Dr Seuss

          Yes it is and that means she lied.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Who did she lie to? And why does that realtor still have it listed as available for rent? He’s the one who said she no longer lives there.

          • Dr Seuss

            If you recall I emailed on this.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes, and it is quite possible there has been a misunderstanding of what the circumstances are with them.

          • Dr Seuss

            True or somebody is lying and it may not be Melissa 😉

    • Melisa moved from her big 4 million un sold mansion to a rental and never moved again. why do u all think Melissa moved from rental place #1?

      • WestCoastFeed

        Because there is a rental listing for the same house still up on the internet.

        • maybe they paid for a long tern rental advert. maybe rental place wants to gather as many names of interested people so when Melissa moves out they can contact and try to sell them the rental…its all about the rental commission fees in my opinion

          • WestCoastFeed

            This came up before and a poster here actually called the rental agent to ask him what was up. He was very rude to her and told her that the Gorgas no longer lived there and that they lived in a place 10 times larger. That was why we thought they had moved.

          • oh….well the dude lied to u all to get ur goat…..MEL has not moved

          • Dr Seuss

            yup! somebody is lying and I will get to the bottom of it.

          • I already confirmed Mel did not move and has no plans to move in the next year

          • Dr Seuss

            I was told by a source she no longer lives there and the source allegedly spoke to Mel directly.

          • WestCoastFeed

            It may just be that she is trying to keep her address off the internet and that she is very tired of gawkers driving by.

          • Dr Seuss

            But everybody already knows the Gorga’s live there. Why lie to try and divert attention? People can still physically see them leaving the house. Also why lie about the sale of their house last year??

          • WestCoastFeed

            Of course the neighbors know. But I bet the neighbors are just as unhappy with gawkers driving by.

          • Dr Seuss

            I can only imagine the hell their going through. I wish she wouldn’t say anything than to say something and be proven dishonest after the fact.

          • WestCoastFeed

            From the pix she has tweeted that show the interior of the house, we can see that she is still in the same place. Except for one that had a different fireplace. But I can see from the specs that the house has 2 fireplaces and only one is shown in the rental pictures.

      • Dr Seuss

        Those are nice and super duper expensive!

        • WestCoastFeed

          They are beautiful. And there’s that mirror wall from the rental pictures.

  • pic.twitter.com/MbeEVTA8Eg

  • bravo.ly/1f05i3C pic.twitter.com/e9aQlGEm1M

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      What did Bicki achieve. Biggest Beotch of the RHW shows?? If so, I agree. She’s the original template to show the others how and what to do in order to attain such notoriety of B*tchdom.

      • vicki is a winner..except when she chose brooke which ruined her marriage, her image, and vickis vodka ……vicki ill be paying about $3 milliom gor the brooke experience….

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          What can I say. . .I’m not in the least bit bothered by her financial or emotional problems.
          If I saw her on the sidewalk, I’m not sure what I’d do first. . .cross the street or laugh and point.
          I am embarrassed that she is a female.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Tre, I would laugh and point, for sure!!!!

      • Babson_Chick

        Yes, she can offer dating advice too – how to rope in your own Brooks the Crook.
        OR if you really want to live dangerously – contact Kim on how to meet your special man at your mailbox!!

    • Dr Seuss

      yeah!!!!!! I love me wooohooo! Vicki is an OG of HW’s.

      • Birdie11

        She deserved it…Ramona a close second.

        • Dr Seuss

          Fo sho!

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      Boy, that’s an old pic, huh. She hasn’t looked that good for quite a while. Airbrushing is a real nice touch, ay. But she has kind of a lantern jaw in this pic.
      Looking pretty (argh) doesn’t make you pretty inside. Blech!

    • Babson_Chick

      Oh no – there will be no living with her extreme attitude now.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Well she is the oldest and if she is not she looks the oldest!!!! Don’t watch OC anymore because of her gigantic mouth!!!! Recaps are better and easier on nerves!!

  • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

    And the Exodus as well as the distancing from Teresa Giudice and her low life Pig Husband begins!!

    • the plan for EXCODUS was devised the day the charges came out??

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        You got that RIGHT!

    • Dr Seuss

      There are still many blind soldiers up her ass every day.

  • twifan2

    OT moment!
    30 years since Footloose debuted! 😮

    • WestCoastFeed

      I adore Kevin Bacon. And boy, he is in great shape.

      • twifan2

        I think I’ll watch that movie tonite. 🙂

        • WestCoastFeed

          I watched Diner earlier this week.

      • terrific shape

        • WestCoastFeed

          And he has such a great sense of humor.

    • Dr Seuss

      This is a classic. I saw this move in the movie theater when I was elementary school. Love it.

    • Babson_Chick

      One of my all time favs!!

  • murlut

    If it would make my hair look liker hers, oh please bury that crap in a dump somewhere. That goop wasn’t selling god before and now, I bet you cant give that crap away

    • WestCoastFeed

      Her fans insist that it is wonderful But, then, her fans insist that she is wonderful.

      • twifan2

        Wonderfully D E L U S I O N A L :/

    • Dr Seuss

      But she’s looks F A B U L O U S!!!!!!

  • ABOUT MUST SEE VIDEO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T2FpCDlyNg#t=216 Best ‘Tonight Show’ Entrance EVER! Kevin Bacon Recreates ‘Footloose’

    • WestCoastFeed

      twifan beat you to it, Doxie. Everyone loves it.

  • TERESA cash FOR photos, books

    • WestCoastFeed

      BTW, Dina and Melissa were there, too. One fan managed to get a pic of Dina and Teresa together. Another fan tweeted that she was sorry that she missed greeting Melissa who left before she was able to meet her. And Melissa tweeted a photo Wednesday which was probably taken in the restaurant’s powder room, judging from the wallpaper.

    • Dr Seuss

      All smiles on crooked Phae Phae. Apollo must have sang like a canary.

      • Birdie11

        She got a boob job and by the looks of it much more! Her granny impersonation must have freaked her out!

        • Dr Seuss

          It sure does look like a boob job or a good push up bra.

          • WestCoastFeed

            And whatever diet supplement she is peddling seems to work.

          • Dr Seuss

            yup!

          • Birdie11

            Look at the pic on the Nene thread…that’s no bra…cutlets maybe.

          • Dr Seuss

            ok, I will….she does look better with them. Between her shoulders and breast is weird looking.

          • Birdie11

            She always looks weird because she takes her breasts and shoves them together under her chin, then wears a low cut blouse. She always looks ridiculous.

          • Dr Seuss

            So true! That’s exactly it.

    • twifan2

      I would have DROPPED him! ;D

      • Dr Seuss

        Hahahaha!!!!!! Ahahahaha!!! OH LAWD! I love you!

        • twifan2

          You know you would too! 😉
          oopsies

          • Birdie11

            CLUNK.

          • twifan2

            Hi Hi Birdie! 🙂
            Now you know, I’s be wanting to SLAM his sorry arse into the floor. 🙂

          • Birdie11

            Hey Twi! Push…then clunk…maybe off the carpet and on the concrete though!

          • twifan2

            *gets brush, bleach, gloves*
            “Clean up in aisle 5” 🙂

          • twifan2

            What am I talking about?! Milania Hair products will clean that bloody mess up just fine!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Milania hair products will clean up blood in a nano sec!!

    • Babson_Chick

      the mighty midget shows off again

    • WestCoastFeed

      I’ll be very curious to see if Bravo films this. They didn’t film Kim D’s big Posche Fashion show on Wednesday. Of course they could film this one for the Manzo spin-off since it’s being held that the Manzo boys’ Sports Bar.

      • Dr Seuss

        They might use it for the Manzo’s spin off. For all those that said the boys don’t work…take that!!!!!

        • WestCoastFeed

          That’s one of those lies that people keep repeating until it becomes accepted as fact. Those boys must be working 80 hour weeks. Not tied to Caroline’s apron strings.

          • Dr Seuss

            That I know. You see them constantly promoting and working hard to make something. No one can take that away from them.

  • brasserie

    Desperation time.

    • Dr Seuss

      yeah…Tre’s desperate alright and there’s plenty more where she came from.

  • noarguingwithstupid

    Cash only?????

    • WestCoastFeed

      Hi Naws, and no receipts.

  • brasserie

    WHO CHANGED MY COMMENT?
    THAT”S SHITTY
    VERY SHITTY