Brandi Glanville: Turning Her Books Into Movies!

Posted on Mar 22 2014 - 5:33pm by Editor

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Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills resident shit-stirrer, Brandi Glanville is really trying hard to make a name for herself in Hollywood.

The professed drunk and self-medicator is also a New York Times bestselling author thanks to her books “Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders” and “Drinking and Dating: P.S. Social Media Is Ruining Romance.”

Brandi continues her plight to punish the public and is taking her stories to the big screen. She’s working on having her two books made into movies and no…not porn movies. To make matters worse she wants Katherine Heigl to play her!  As if Katherine Heigl would spit on her if she was on fire.

During one of her recent podcast shows, Brandi discussed the nature of the films and who would play her role:

“We have an offer, but we’re trying to shop it around a little. We’re going to put the two [books] together. I know people don’t like her, but I think Katherine Heigl is adorable. She’s unlikable, but you always want someone a little prettier than you to play you – and she’s way prettier.”

 

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  • Bernice

    SMART!! Phaedra & Apollo and Teresa & Joe outta be trying to put their tomfoolery in the bright lights of Hollywood instead of peddling 6.99 autographs and cash only book signings!

    • Dr Seuss

      Hey Bernice!! Happy Saturday!

      GF, I think Phae & Apollo and Tre & Joe have inked movie and book deals already. These mofo’s capitalizing off of infamy…it’s a sad day when being a criminal makes you more famous than making it the honest way.

      • WestCoastFeed

        With Danny DaVito and Rhea Perlman to play the Juicys.

        • Dr Seuss

          AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! And a BIG >BOOOOM< to YOU!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Won’t work. Cheech and Chong are much too likable. And way too smart. Plus, way too good-looking.

          • twifan2

            Back to the thinking room then. :/

          • WestCoastFeed

            KoKo might play Tre. But she may be too bright, too.

          • twifan2

            KoKo has a forehead too.
            Next candidate then.

          • Bernice

            Boi!!!!! Y’all ROUGH…!!!!!! Lol!!

          • Dr Seuss

            LMFAOOO!!!!!

          • twifan2

            Oh! Oh! How about these characters from Ice Age?! 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            Now, I think you’re onto something.

          • Dr Seuss

            LMFAOO!!! You’re on a roll today! 🙂

        • twifan2

          I’m leaning more towards Cheech & Chong! 🙂
          Juicy played by Cheech(he’s the short guy)
          Tre played by Chong! 🙂

          • Dr Seuss

            Love this!

          • twifan2

            Looks like Cheech uses Joey’s Hair In A Can spray! 😀

          • Babson_Chick

            now those were the days!!

      • RealitySuxx

        LMAOOOOO…please tell me you are joking!!! The Felon & Phae movie?? BAWAHAHHAA

        • Dr Seuss

          Can’t you see scheming Phae plotting this whole thing out. Divorce Apollo, play the role of the innocent wife that’s been done wrong. She’ll write a book and sell rights to the movie. Same with Tre. That’s how scheming bitches do. LOL!!!

  • twifan2

    OMG NO!!!
    Wonder how much it’s costing her PR people to put all this mess out?! :/

    • Dr Seuss

      What kind of flick could this tramp make besides porn?

      • twifan2

        I’m drawing a blank! :/

  • WestCoastFeed

    Who could possibly have made an offer? All I can think of is a porn channel.

    • twifan2

      I was thinking the people that gave Farrah Abrahamn her ‘big break’.

      • WestCoastFeed

        Hard to believe that there are other women as distasteful as Brandi.

        • twifan2

          I would swear Farrah is Brandi’s offspring!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Tee, hee. Take a look at the photo in the right-hand column of tweets. The one by Rounds Goolsby. At Barnes & Noble with Carole Radziwill’s book 20% discount, next to Aviva’s still full price.

    • twifan2

      Brandi’s book at B&N is $19.81 for the hardcover. Originally $25.99.
      And starting at $15.24 at Expedited Books-US.

      • WestCoastFeed

        It hasn’t been out very long, either.

        • twifan2

          All 3 HWs’ books came out last month.
          Do you see any of them on NY’s Best Seller List, WCF?

          • WestCoastFeed

            I don’t think any of them will make it.

          • twifan2

            Brandi’s was, but for 2 maybe 3 weeks.
            BUT I do so have got to believe her PR people bought her that spot on the List!

          • WestCoastFeed

            In the real NY Times Best Seller List, or in one of those obscure categories?

          • twifan2

            The ‘Real’ one.

          • WestCoastFeed

            It was #17 on the March 9th list. I guess the top 25 counts now. It used to just be the top 10 that were considered Best Sellers.

          • twifan2

            I didn’t see where Brandi made it into the top 10. Some of her ‘biggest’ stans said she did. :/
            *pulls well worn copy of War & Peace*

          • Babson_Chick

            It seems that all these people say they were on the Best Sellers List – maybe they didn’t say it was #98.

        • twifan2

          QUICK WCF!
          Amazon has all 3 for ONLY $49.36 !!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Think of all the box wine I could buy for $49.36!

          • twifan2

            I LOVE how you think, WCF!!! 🙂

          • Newchild

            I was thinking of investing in the Milania Hair Care System, but only iffen I order by 12 – free shipping today only ya know!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            I’ll still stick with the box wine.

          • Dr Seuss

            Hey Newchild!!!! Welcome to AATT.

            LMFAOOO!!!!

          • Newchild

            Thanks 🙂 Love the new site..kinda refreshing if I might add…some others are so negative that it takes the fun out of even bothering to post – or read for that matter.

          • Dr Seuss

            I completely understand and love it here too! 🙂 Posters are opinionated, funny and very considerate. No need to for the negativity and tear down of each other. Glad you found us and hope you keep coming back. Bookmark the site and come everyday!!

    • Bryan

      if anyone pays full price for Peg Leg Drescher’s little tome is a moron!

  • Birdie11

    Well, this sounds gross. Visuals added to gutter trash antics is not a good idea.

    • WestCoastFeed

      It might work if they made it a silent movie.

      • Birdie11

        LMAO!! Can you imagine her muted?? OMG…that’s hilarious WCF!

  • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

    Whell, So there’s another media venue where she will go straight to trash.
    So who will play the idiot with the tampon string hanging out from her business?
    Still not impressed.

  • brasserie

    Boring.

  • Babson_Chick

    Brandi says Katherine is not likeable!!!!!! I’d say the same about Brandi!! Who on earth would be interested in her books and then possibly a movie – I’d rather save my money. Bleck!!

    • Bryan

      Heigle burned her bridges in Hollywood thinking she was more then what she was, something Blandi knows about, and most of her movies have been big bombs especially that Stephanie Plumb mess, Heigle most recent appearance was a nyquil commercial.

      • Newchild

        But, but, ass…Heigle is the only reason i ran to Walgreens to purchase me some Nyquil….it takes the place of my nightly shot.

        • Dr Seuss

          I thought that was her in that NyQuil ad! How embarrassing. LMAO!!

        • Bryan

          LOL!!!

      • Babson_Chick

        Hi Bryan!! Well in that case that would be a perfect fit – neither one is likeable!! Thanks for the tidbits!!

        • Bryan

          Your welcome

  • brasserie

    Who changed my fucking comment?
    What the fuck kind of site is this?

    • Dr Seuss

      Check your email.

  • i think it would make a good movie if tina fey directed

    • Dr Seuss

      Ahahahaha! She would be perfect!

  • twifan2

    Ok, now I see why her story got put out!
    The Lady Gaga music video with the other Housewives of Beverly Hills came AND she & Joyce aren’t in it!
    Saving ‘face’! 😀