The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Recap: ‘Are You My Friend’ [Episode 19]

Posted on Mar 11 2014 - 9:45pm by Harmony McClintock
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As we journey into the infamous party at the Beverly Hilton, immediately we find the chatter of the Ken and Lisa walk- out in Puerto Rico. With considerable tension, awkward silences, and glares of distrust, the liquid courage is poured, and mouths start opening.   The entire group trickles into the party, with clear resentment towards Lisa.

Kyle feels like Lisa should give her a sincere apology, but is unclear as to what exactly for.  Tabloid-gate still fresh in Kyle’s mind, in her interview she states Lisa needs to just come clean and admit what she has done wrong.  Brandi had informed Kyle that evil Lisa wanted the tabloids put in Brandi’s luggage for a later Kyle bashing about her rumored cheating husband. The act of wanting the magazines to go far outweighs the actually buying or ownership of said tabloid.

Brandi tries to rally Carlton to her side about the magazine at HER house. Carlton wants to have a fair opinion on the matter, and states to Brandi what she remembered about the tabloid. It wasn’t a kind exchange between these two, and the tension is felt. Brandi says that Lisa is in her ear, but she loves her so much. Carlton isn’t happy the game playing has now trickled upon her broom.

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Kim walks up to Ken and gives an insincere apology, then is shocked in private interview that Ken was so rude to her in response to her apology.  No one knows exactly what’s going on with Kim most of the time.  Ken gets banged around the party one argument after another, as his counter-part, Lisa, is fighting her own battles with Brandi and Kyle.

Yolanda arrives to the party full of venom and high expectations of her Hollywood friends. The Dutch Drama Queen is irritated that Lisa keeps walking away during their conversations.  At first Yolanda complains that Ken and Lisa didn’t let them know they were safe when they bolted the dinner.  Then two seconds later Yolanda is really upset that Ken and Lisa didn’t actually leave Puerto Rico.  Now Yolanda is upset Ken and Lisa just went to a different resort IN Puerto Rico.  Which seems odd to be mad about them enjoying the rest of their vacation in peace, but that’s just me.

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Kyle and Lisa start a civil conversation that warps into the destruction of a friendship. Lisa tells Kyle it’s up to her who she believes in the tabloid-gate situation.  Lisa tells Kyle that very same magazine had her on the cover two weeks prior to the cheating allegation cover.  Kyle believes that Lisa and Brandi brought up the cheating rumor, and Lisa’s support came too little too late.  Lisa points out that Brandi is the one that announced it at Carlton’s lunch.  Kyle overlooks any involvement Brandi had, and centers all her blame on Miss Vanderpump.  Kyle questions Lisa, “Are you my friend, do you care about me?”  Lisa gets visibly uncomfortable as her loyalty is questioned by Kyle…once again.  Lisa responds surrendering the white flag and giving up on the friendship saying, “I can’t do this anymore.”  Both of these women feel very hurt by each other and hopefully they can just get past the small things, to give room for the big.  But the battle is half done, round two up next.

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Just like Kyle, Brandi feels the need to grab Lisa’s hand to a private battle of wits.  Brandi sits down and jumps into yelling at Lisa about Scheana and her presence in Lisa’s life.  Lisa tells Brandi that Scheana has worked for her for five years, she was young and made a mistake.  Brandi doesn’t want Scheana to be in her face or around them.  This is when Lisa tries to explain, that she is an employee and she doesn’t see Scheana as the “whore” Brandi feels she is. Brandi, in high school fashion, immediately replies, “ I guess we aren’t friends then!”  Then if you listen carefully you hear the sound of jealousy ooze out as Brandi has then compliment digs to an art form.  Lisa disappointed, doesn’t understand why Brandi thinks she is under some kind of a spell.

Brandi, our rebellious teenager, feels like she was Lisa’s sidekick.  Lisa is shocked by Brandi and has always felt like she supported Brandi, even when she crossed the line.  Brandi has been stating for weeks now that she doesn’t want to be on the bad side of Lisa, but then feels everything Lisa does is malicious and  has a motive.  Brandi, in a private interview states she is so hurt by Lisa, and pulls the pity card when she realizes she lost Ken and Lisa’s friendship forever.

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At the end of this finale, we are given a teaser of the epic three part reunion to air.  We are given a little more background on the nerves and resentments before the reunion begins shooting.  A preview of the name calling, tears, and low blows are shown.  As we can see the fight continues from the party to the reunion.  Will Brandi and Lisa ever be friends again?  Will Joyce and Carlton fight back in their reunion debut? Will Ken and Lisa ever look at the cast the same?  Will Brandi and Yolanda clear the air and make amends? For answers to these questions and more, stay tuned next week for part one of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. Have a sneak peek of the gripping three part reunion.

Brandi and Joyce spar over who has kissed less attractive people and Brandi accuses Joyce of dressing like an ice skater.

 

 

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  • Bryan

    “Put me on that BH show, I will show Lisa a real friend and slap those other bitches down fast they won’t see it coming, We business owners need to stick together and I like her dog!”

    • Dr Seuss

      A face only a mother can love!

  • Birdie11

    The Tampon String makes it to the reunion! Joyce, you are my HERO!!

    • Dr Seuss

      The nerve of low down gutter butt Brandi to open her filthy trash box at the reunion. Ugh!!!!!

      • Birdie11

        Her only retort was to call Joyce an ice skater!! LMAO…how pathetic!!

        • Dr Seuss

          Lame attempt. That just shows you Brandi will say anything for the sake of saying something. She can never just take the high road and shut her pie hole.

          • Birdie11

            It was priceless that there was nothing else she could call Joyce on…LAME indeed. Joyce killed Brandi in that exchange!!

          • Dr Seuss

            She definitely stung the queen bee! Bloop!

  • Dr Seuss

    Awesome recap Harmony!!

  • twifan2

    Looks like Brando’s lips are ready to EXPLODE! 😮

  • RonnieIsBack

    Love the recap. The pictures are fantastic!!! I didnt; realize how nice Carlton’s dress was that night.
    Yeah Brandi is stupid and blew it and now she wants to come crawling back. Even if that hooker crawled on broken crackpipe glass waving a picture of the Royal Family I hope Ken and Lisa NEVER EVER trust her again or let her into their home..she wouldn’t be welcomed in Giggy’s house either…rancid bish. She turned on Lisa for the simple reason that she could. Period. Phuck the Scheana story..that was so yesterday (years ago AND it landed her a gig and two book deals so she needs to quit the victim chit).

    Kyle…I agree with Lisa…I can’t do this anymore. Just find a new friend..you will never be Lisa’s favorite..Hell even Taylor doesn’t really like you anymore and Adrienne is so over them after the sell of the home and non returned phone calls…You and Mo are users and you know it. You blew it Royally! Your punishment..stuck with that nutbag of a sister of yours. Go pray near a toliet in the corner…Now.

    I cannot wait for the reunion. Joyce will out talk them all with a smile and a hair flip. I love it. I love how she will dig into Yolo…I hope somebody smashes a lemon pie in her pinched face. She is behind all this chit because she hate Lisa, she hates that Mohammed worship Lisa and she hates that My Love, David will not let her spend the money like Lisa. It is because squeeze lemons and wearing white pants EVERYDAY does not bring in any money.

    Bring on the Reunion.

    • Dr Seuss

      Morning Ronnie!!!

      Kyle and Lisa’s frenemy relationship is exhausting to watch. How hard is it to just cut ties and move on. It’s not that serious but I’m sure their drama is all Bravo contrived.

      Brandi needs to go to therapy STAT! She’s unstable bi-polar and BORING!!!

      • RonnieIsBack

        Amen agreed!
        Good Mortink! Doc!

        • Birdie11

          LOVED your comment Ronnie! *waving a picture of Ken and Lisa*

          • Dr Seuss

            LOL!! Morning Birdie!

          • Birdie11

            Hey Suessicans!

          • Dr Seuss

            It’s a beautiful day here today. Sunny and in the 70’s. I’m loving it.

          • Birdie11

            Here too…and breezy! So nice.

        • Dr Seuss

          Mortinggg Sugah! 🙂

    • Birdie11

      You nailed Yolo…someone needs to hijack those white pants and throw them over her cliff. Let’s not even mention her George Washington down-do she was wearing at that party. I too am excited for Joyce to flatten them at the reunion! She and Lisa could be a good team.

      • twifan2

        I want to see Witchy-Poo go after Vyle! 😮

        • Birdie11

          Kyle is going to feel empowered by the fan disdain of Witchy…she will be much braver than on the show to go after her.

          • twifan2

            IDK, looks like Witch-Poo isn’t backing down. 🙂
            Vyle don’t know what’s she’s messin’ with! 😀

          • Birdie11

            Well if Witchy is on her way out…anything goes. I’m hoping for another Miami reunion…and Joyce came thru BIG with inviting TS to the party!!!

          • twifan2

            I think that’s one reason Witchy lays into Vyle, calling her a bigot! 😮
            If she’s out, then she’s going out BIG! 😀

          • Birdie11

            I know you are, but what am I?? She was PISSED about that anti semitic crack…time to get even!!

          • twifan2

            And Carlton is going give Vyle her ‘best’! 😀

  • WestCoastFeed

    Do any of the other housewife shows center around more ridiculous arguments? Couldn’t Lisa solve them quickly by just apologizing? Tell Kyle that she’s sorry she wasn’t more supportive over the cheating rumors. Agree with Brandi that it was thoughtless to ask her to talk to Scheana. And apologize to Yolanda for her inconsiderate last-minute call backing out of that party?

    • twifan2

      WCF, have you read that it is Kim & Carlton on the way out?
      That’s the newest, I saw over on another site. :/

      • WestCoastFeed

        No, I can understand them dumping Carlton. She was so negative. But, Kim? I hope not. She is the only one who provides any comic relief. She has a childlike quality that I find utterly endearing.

        • twifan2

          Maybe the Bravo staff remembers Kim’s ‘antics’ when they were in Puerto Rico? That was not a good move on Kim’s part!

          • Birdie11

            Are we forgetting the drunk in the hallway story? Was that supposedly in PR?

          • twifan2

            Yes, in their hotel there.

          • Birdie11

            So that was probably the nail in her coffin. My hope is that any new hires are sober, and actual adults, not trashy teenagers in 45 year old bodies.

          • twifan2

            ITA! 🙂
            Let’s have REAL glamour on the show. 🙂

    • Birdie11

      The argument is stupid…but I think Lisa was the last one perpetuating it. I do think her tweeting afterwards was juvenile, however. I think Lisa could sense the massive manipulation going on around her and decided not to engage, other than assuring them all of her character. Lisa did apologize to Yolo about the party…I think she’s bent about Lisa not visiting her when she was sick. I do think Lisa should try to smooth that over. I sense there is friction between she and Yo because of Mohammed’s obvious admiration of her. I think she and Ken have always supported Kyle and Mo, so their assumption that she was falling short hurt Lisa. I think Lisa shrugs off perceived slights much easier than the others, so when these women flip over something, it takes her aback. I think the persistent pounding on her character was insulting to Lisa, and hard to dismiss.

    • Dr Seuss

      Morning West. The back and forth is silly and obviously staged. They are all mad at Lisa over nothing. And they all do the same things to each. It’s crazy.

      • WestCoastFeed

        Correct, they are really stretching trying to find something to argue over. And Lisa could end it immediately by just saying she is sorry. Then they would have to let it all go. And let the producers tear their hair out and scream at each other, instead of forcing the cast to fake fight.

        • Dr Seuss

          Exactly. And once again Bravo ruins another good show with these fabricated fights.

        • twifan2

          Just senseless. :/

    • cutie pie

      thank you so much for stating this and thx to all the others who replied to your comment. people on twitter are bashing people right and left over this story line and I find it funny that people fail to recognize it’s just a tv show and scripted.

      • WestCoastFeed

        Hi, cutie pie. Thanks. It’s no wonder that this one has such low ratings.

  • WestCoastFeed

    What is this story over at ROL about Ken withdrawing a suit against two subcontractors? The story makes no sense. Supposedly the suit had claimed they attacked him and then tried to extort money from him?

  • WestCoastFeed

    I was playing around with twitter yesterday and happened upon Allison Dubois. She said she only went to the dinner party from hell because of Kelsey. And she said that Camille knew all that season they were divorcing. Other tweets were pretty much anti-Kyle.

  • twifan2

    Remember when Vyle gave the blue necklace to Witchy?
    Now “Carlton returned the blue skull necklace to Kyle. Not wanting it, Kyle gave it to Joyce. Joyce left it on her front step. . .and it disappeared.”

    Why wouldn’t Vyle give it Brando, who got the ring?

    • HarmonyMcCl

      That whole thing was malicious. If it was sincere, then kyle would have done it herself. It was a game, like the girl from mean girls….i like ur skirt, .,…….thats the ugliest skirt ever.
      Kyle plays games, and clearly should be mad at Brandi for having the mag and for brinhing it up in front of the whole group, knowing the camera was on. It was another Addrienne only owes 2% of the Palms, crappy shock value dume dripping comments to hurt not help.

      • twifan2

        IKR! It was Brandi who brought the whole ‘tabloid Mauricio Cheating’ thing up at the luncheon at Carlton’s. BUT did Kyle go after HER about it…nope.
        & I thought the joke Lisa made in Kyle’s kitchen about Portia being ‘the younger woman’ was funny. And that would have given something for Kyle to use toward her advantage with the paps.
        Kyle just needs a story line, any story line. smh :/

  • HarmonyMcCl

    Yes it was a hot mess if a party.
    I think lisa has had enough of the nit picky bs. Yolanda cant even talkto lisa about her own resentments, yolanda telling ken its none of his business, makes her look crazy.Kyle hokds on to everything. Kyle should be mad ay brandi for bringing it up and fir buying the tabloid in the first place. I know some say just have lisa apologize, and i dont think she needs to. Yolanda is doing the most and talks badly about Lisa behind her back. Brandi didnt hve a problem with Lisa until she became BFF’s with Yolanda. Brandi loved Lisa when she gace her the cover, stood up fir her countless times
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  • Dr Seuss
  • SAMRA1116

    Lisashould have said no bitch, I’m not your friend. Kyle has never stood up for Lisa..
    Maureco has been accused of cheating—Kyle knows her place–that’s right I said it, her place in that marriage. Yoyo is just trying to save face— Kim opinion doesn’t matter..
    Brandi has totally ruined this show—I quit watching n wait on the recaps
    White is the new jealously– Yoyo
    VP Rules have them all like craps in a basket.

  • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

    Nobody in any circumstance has to accept anybody’s vapid apology under any condition. The expectation that somebody should accept an apology as real is just ridiculous. Far too often, the apology is just useless posturing in order to make a foolish and basically unwarranted admonition of flatulence in an attempt to save face. Crap is crap anyway you smell it.
    And you know when the apology isn’t meant! So why should anybody just automatically accept such BS?

    And Lisa didn’t, then the “apologizer” just got indignant as Hell!

    Nope, the degree of sincerity is flimsy at best. And there is so much stupidity in using that term of “perfect” as some kind of qualifier for why somebody is so weak and grappling for acceptance.

    The group jumping a single was so rude it was sickening.

    What a ridiculous load of Bull!

    • twifan2

      What I find REALLY asinine is in the reunion clip Dim-Lit-Kim goes after Lisa telling her that ‘you don’t attack my sobriety…I’m sorry if I missed a party or two…’ Dim-Lit-Kim was speaking of her going after Ken in Puerto Rico WHERE Dim-Lit-Kim was MIA for some time. Bravo staff looking all over for her, finding her half clothed, passed out in the hotel hallway. She’s a fine one to talk!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    So, Gi Gi went to NYC to model nude. How proud her parents must be!!! She had me fooled! I thought she was a pretty smart girl, but alas, just a dumb, dumb little girl!!

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