Teresa Giudice’s New Fabellini Commercial

Posted on Mar 10 2014 - 3:17pm by Editor

Teresa Giudice

Teresa Giudice is constantly thinking of ways to hustle the American public, the Real Housewives of New Jersey “star” and newly convicted felon, continues to peddle her line of sparkling wines through a new commercial for the peach and raspberry flavored bubbly, Fabellini. Check out her soft porn  promotional commercial below. Please have your barf bags ready!

 

Despite the serious changes the Giudices are facing, Teresa and Joe continue to put on a brave front and carry on like nothing is happening around them. The felonious couple recently hosted a Fabellini tasting in New Jersey. Teresa recently launched Fabulicious Coffee.

What do you think of Teresa’s new commercial? Will you be running out to your local Costco to purchase a bottle of Fabellini?

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  • Izzy

    She must have not read the unfavorable reviews of this swill!

    • Dr Seuss

      Some people really waste their money on this garbage. SMH!!!!

      • Izzy

        It tastes like she looks….like shit! Give me a bottle of Boone’s Farm any day over Fartellini!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Hell, just give me tap water!!!

        • Dr Seuss

          I’ll take a $4 Sutter & Homes from CVS any day. I heard it’s nasty.

    • Dave

      She can’t read.

      • Izzy

        True dat!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Calling Ralph on the big white phone.

    • Dr Seuss

      BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Call me stupid, but West who is Ralph???

      • WestCoastFeed

        NAWS, you must have heard that before. Ralph is the noise one makes when one hurls into the big white phone in your WC.

        • noarguingwithstupid

          OK!!!!! I know it well!!! Recently had the flu!!!! Thank you!!!

    • Dave

      Call him quick.

  • noarguingwithstupid

    Where’s the midget?????

  • Dr Seuss

    Oh Gawd!!!! Barf bags, anyone!!!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      She really does not get the “business” part of Bethany’s wealth because she is so dumb!!!

      • Dr Seuss

        Not a clue! The woman doesn’t even own the brand, she’s just a spokesperson that collects a check.

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Small checks in comparison to Bethany!!!

  • italiano bambino

    The apestrocity LMFAO! !!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Apesolutely, bambino!!!!

      • italiano bambino

        Naws 🙂 hi

    • Izzy

      Lmao!

      • italiano bambino

        Hi izzy 🙂

    • noarguingwithstupid

      I love the new form of the word–a noun I think!!! You did well bambino!!!!! May I use it?

  • italiano bambino

    The commercial is as exquisite as her Sizzle Tan commercial (eye rolling)

    • WestCoastFeed

      Seductive and elegant, right??
      Hi, bambino.

      • italiano bambino

        Hi wcf long time 🙂

        • WestCoastFeed

          Yes, join us over here in the land of the banned more often, please. Miss you.

          • Dr Seuss

            Missed him too!!! 🙂

          • italiano bambino

            Im here wcf. I still go you know where to pissed people off lol you know me hahaha those tre fans can’t take the heat lol n my passion for tre haha

          • Dr Seuss

            Does Tre still have fans? Some of them come here also *sigh*

          • italiano bambino

            Oh you know the devoted ones lol

          • Dr Seuss

            Still? Damn!!! Even after TreApe plead guilty they still her fans? Damn!!!!!

      • Dr Seuss

        Hi West. Those adjectives were hilarious. I wonder how many retakes it took for her to 1) remember her one sentence and 2) pronounce those “big words” correctly. LOL!

    • Dr Seuss

      Heyyyyyy you!!!!!! Welcome!!!!! *waving*

      • italiano bambino

        Hi seuss I ask twi where the hell was everyone lol

        • Dr Seuss

          LMAO!!!! U so funny. U missed us as much as we missed u?

          • italiano bambino

            I haven’t forgotten about you guys of course I miss you guys 🙂

          • Dr Seuss

            Aw, that’s good to hear. For minute there, I thought you had 🙁

            You always make us smile. We really missed the heck out of ya.

    • Dr Seuss

      And just as sexy as the Sizzle Tan….NOT!!!!!! #EpicEyeRoll

    • Dave

      Don’t remind me of that god awful sizzle tan commercial. Low-budget and cheap just it’s star.

      • italiano bambino

        Rising star lol

  • Izzy

    At least she spared the viewers another bath tub scene of herself and Juice Jugs drinking this crap!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Bleach for the eyes!!!!!!! I remember!!!!!

    • Dr Seuss

      You mean the ape porn? Yes, I thank you for using the tiny bit of common sense that fits into that forehead.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      She looked like Princess Leah in that tub scene, or honey buns attached to her ears!!

  • italiano bambino

    How much did she invest in that commercial? Nothing like spending fraud money like a true criminal

    • Dr Seuss

      Hello & Thank you! Since she doesn’t OWN any shares in the company, I’m sire nothing. They paid her to promote. The owners of Fartalinni need to call a lawyer because they got ripped off. BIG TIME!!!!

      • italiano bambino

        Refund is the key word for this mess

        • Dr Seuss

          Hell yeah!!!

        • cutie pie

          bam bam…how are you handsome?

          • italiano bambino

            Hi cutie pie 🙂 im doing good and yourself?

          • cutie pie

            great…so good to see you here!… 😉

    • Dave

      Spending the money she ripped off from the American public and the banks.

  • noarguingwithstupid

    OT But has anybody been as sleepy as I have been since the times have changed????

    • Dr Seuss

      I have. Today has been horrible. My whole day started off rough and flew by. The time change screwed everything up. :-/

      • WestCoastFeed

        It always takes me a week to adjust.

        • Dr Seuss

          And the day has flown by. Nothing worked today, from my laptop to videos, etc!!!! I hope after a week things get back to normal.

          It’s Spring Break here, btw.

        • noarguingwithstupid

          I have barely been able to keep my eyes open!!!! I’ll probably be awake all night!!

    • Dave

      I’m on vacation this week so it’s not bad for me.

  • WestCoastFeed

    This is so cheesy that it is almost camp. It reminds me of a TV show back in the early days of television. It was called “The Continental,” and opened with a man wearing a lounging jacket, looking directly into the camera as he poured two glasses of champagne, lit two cigarettes and handed one to the viewer as he said, “Don’t be afraid, darling. It’s only a man’s apartment.”

    • Dr Seuss

      Bingo!!! I was looking for a good comparison and you nailed it, West. This garbage is oozing with syrupy circa 1980 soap opera junk.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Well, a tre fan saw it and called Tre “gorgeous and regal.”

    • Dr Seuss

      West, Please Stop!!!! Ya killing me. What?????

      • WestCoastFeed

        You didn’t catch that imperial glow?

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Regally walking to jail cell!!!!! (Forget the gorgeous–huge eye roll!!)

      • Dave

        I can’t wait for that day. I will pop open a bottle of bubbly I’ve been keeping for special occasions.

    • Dave

      Compared to what? A monkey’s a-hole. She’s a freak of nature.

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Those monkeys that have blood red a-holes!!!

        • Dave

          Those are too beautiful for the comparison.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Which ones then? Big Fat Ape, maybe??/

          • Dave

            The ones with the gigantic balls.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            yes!!!!!!!!

          • twifan2

            NAWSSS!!!! How youses & ALL the other youses?
            THAT infomercial was just BAD on so many levels! 😮

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Love it!!! That’s how I wear all my bras!!!!!!

          • twifan2

            😉

    • cutie pie

      please tell me this isn’t so…are you just teasing? or do the tre huggers truly believe her to be beautiful and regal?

      • WestCoastFeed

        Sorry to say, cutie pie, it was a real tweet.

        • Dave

          Are you joking or serious?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Serious, a fan actually did call her “gorgeous & regal.”

          • Dave

            Are they on drugs?

          • RonnieIsBack

            They were drinking the Fab…

          • cutie pie

            must’ve found some good acid.

          • twifan2

            Well, HAZ-MAT Teams have called that stuff ‘toxic waste’! 😕

        • cutie pie

          holy chit! her fans have very low standards…I’d hate to get a glimpse of them if this is what they consider gorgeous.

          • Dave

            Probably just as gruesome looking as her.

          • Dr Seuss

            They like Teresa, I don’t think he have any standards.

      • Dave

        They all clearly need eye exams and drug test.

        • italiano bambino

          Hahaha f up vision hahaha

      • Dr Seuss

        Hi Cutie Pie. Her fans are just as delusional as she is.

    • RonnieIsBack

      Darnit I gotta get me some of those Fabellini Colored Glasses…

      • Dr Seuss

        Let me know when you find some 😉

      • twifan2

        Wally World Box Wine will taste awesome in those glasses, Ronnie! 🙂
        CHEERS!

    • Izzy

      They must have drank a bottle of it before they called Tre that!

      They could use that as a maketing gimick…..”drink Fartellini and anyone will look gorgeous and regal…… Fartellini makes peeps TRE-lusional!

    • Birdie11

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is the best! I can only imagine the source!!!

  • Dave

    Teresa is a convicted felon and in her case…proven LIAR. So, yes…Teresa the felon is gonna LIE, LIE, LIE!

    The Ape looks like an ugly POS in this video.

    • Dr Seuss

      LIE, LIE, LIE is her middle name. Isn’t that what Joe told her to do?

  • Dave

    Instead of constantly peddling her crap, why isn’t she spending every last minute of her free time with her girls?

    • Dr Seuss

      Exactly, Dave. But your beating a dead horse, she will never get it. She’s still placing money above her family. Sad but true.

      • Dave

        They need to beat the horse some more.

  • italiano bambino

    Noticed they didn’t show her hairy forehead until the end not a close look LMFAO! !!!! The banshee made sure no forehead allow

    • Dr Seuss

      LMFAOOOO!!!!!!!!!

      • italiano bambino

        Trying not to show the ugly side of the model.

        • Dr Seuss

          They people in charge have some sense, I guess??

    • twifan2

      BAM!!! ❤❤❤
      So glad to see you made it in here! 🙂

      • italiano bambino

        Hi babe 😉

    • Izzy

      Hi bam!! ‘Bout time you brought your handsome ass here!

      • Dr Seuss

        FA REAL!

      • italiano bambino

        Hi izzy in here late but here. N ready to rip the FARTbellini a new one lol

    • Birdie11

      Welcome Bam!! 😀

      • italiano bambino

        Hi there birdie 🙂

        • Babson_Chick

          what’s happeing italiano???!!!!!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Did you see the quote from Andy about Tre? “I’m going to let her get through sentencing and then talk to her.” What?

    • cutie pie

      where did you read that?…sounds to me like he’s going to let the Giudice’s walk the plank…yesssssssssssss!

      • WestCoastFeed

        I think it was E Online.

    • Dr Seuss

      Yup. He said her future would be determined AFTER she’s sentenced. Damn!

  • RonnieIsBack

    Even Juicy said that chit gives you gas….I shall pass…

    • Dr Seuss

      No way!!!!!!! FA REAL! LMAO!!!!

    • Izzy

      Hi Ronnie girl!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Juicy is always full of gas–ask Andy!!!

  • Birdie11

    LMAO…that looks like a spoof!! Tre and the word sophisticated don’t even belong on the same planet. Thanks for the laugh!

    • Dr Seuss

      Heeeheeehee. Somebody should ask her to spell it.

      • Birdie11

        I can’t believe this is supposed to sell it…Tre makes the drink look like cheap swill.

        • Dr Seuss

          There’s a market out there for everyone. No offense to y’all Fartalinni drinkers out there (LMAO!!!)

      • Birdie11

        I’m sure she had some speech coaching to even SAY it.

        • Dr Seuss

          And cue cards with the words spelled out in syllables and big block letters.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            That is funny, Doc!!!!

          • Dr Seuss

            LOL! Couldn’t you just imagine that day on set. And hours and hours are arduous re-takes for 4 words.

          • Birdie11

            Who are the hacks that produced this thing…they should have had her cooking for her family, with a glass on the side. I could have done a better job!! Trying to sell Tre this way is an ignoramus move.

          • Dr Seuss

            Seriously. Hiring Tre to promote anything is and ignoramus move. The woman is a moron with no brains.

          • Birdie11

            Well DUHHH! But at least have her be in her element for heavens sake…not like a cast off from Dynasty!!

          • Dr Seuss

            Duh!!!! I bet she came up with this “sexy” number because you know she’s sooooo “sexy.”

          • Birdie11

            That lazy eyed still shot above says it all!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I couldn’t make out all the words!!! Drownded?/

          • Dr Seuss

            LOL!!!!

          • twifan2

            NAWS!!! This is how Tre trains her apes at the factory to crush the grapes! 😀

          • Dr Seuss

            AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

          • twifan2

            NOW!!! Wouldn’t you just try a bottle of Fushelline just because of those apes?! 🙂

          • twifan2

            She should have used this video to sell her Fushelline! :’D

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes, absolutely.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Apesolutely!!!

          • Birdie11

            OMG…I love that…joyous chimps on a Monday!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Irish, Apes, life doesn’t get any better!! Thank you.

          • Birdie11

            SO-FIS-TI-KAY-TED.

          • Dr Seuss

            DOUBLE BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Izzy

        Sewfistuhkated! “Is dat corrects?”

        • Dr Seuss

          she’ll say “whaaaat…of course I write my blog”

        • Babson_Chick

          Yeppers!!

  • twifan2

    Nothing! NADA! Will EEEEVVVVAAAAA take away from my Wally World FINEST!!!!!!
    So there Tre! :p

  • twifan2

    Ok! Compare Tre’s video to YoLo’s.
    Which is ‘BETTER’ & I use that word very loosely!

    • Birdie11

      You read my mind Twi!!! I was thinking that Tre’s is a close second!

      • twifan2

        *whispers to Birdie ‘We need to corner the market on Barf Bags! We’ll be RICH!*
        YoLo is winning by the rind of her lemons! 😀

        • Birdie11

          Absolutely…that thing is solid GOLD!!!

    • WestCoastFeed

      Humiliating!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Lost connection when yo opened her mouth!!!!!!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      There are children starving in this world and she made this video. Greed has no bounds!

      • Dr Seuss

        Valid point, Naws 🙁

      • murlut

        This video just assures them that NO ONE would buy this crap.

    • Dr Seuss

      No comparison. Night and freaking day!

  • twifan2

    When is Tre going to put out a ‘glamours’ infomercial for her hairline products?

    • WestCoastFeed

      Now, that’s more like it. There’s the real Tre.

      • twifan2

        Don’t hate on her because she’s ‘glamurrous’, WCF ;D
        *I can’t say that with a straight face!* :’D

        • WestCoastFeed

          Sigh! Okay, but she is so much like Rita Hayworth!

          • twifan2

            in her dreams, WCF. 🙂

          • WestCoastFeed

            Thanks, twi. The epitome of glamour.

          • Dr Seuss

            Breathtaking beauty!

    • Dr Seuss

      AHAHAHAHA!!!! Romana eyes!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      She extended her forehead a bit!!!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Are these going to be the new his or hers line????

  • Babson_Chick

    The “diet-y like” is more like Teresa than the so called glamours one. As for Yo – whatever!!

  • Norrth

    Don’t tell me that commercial was shot in the house of ill-gotten gains? Well what message does THAT send? I was thinking of how orange her peach wine is…and then I started thinking about how orange is the new black (HA). Another reason not to drink that crap.

    • twifan2

      I actually don’t think it was shot in their home. :/

    • Dr Seuss

      All that unnatural coloring and who drinks peach sparkling wine anyway?

  • hardtimz

    Damn what is it with reality show famed think we all drink breakfast, lunch and dinner! Every time I turn around their all hawking some kind of liquor…

    • Dr Seuss

      Or tacky behind clothing line.

      • hardtimz

        Yes clothing, skin care and shampoo…please!

  • italiano bambino

    That’s everything But Sexy Iol

    • Dr Seuss

      More like manly…..

  • SAMRA1116

    Sexy—I have cramps from LMAO— this crook is still working for her bling—well she did save money n used her mansion, for film. Nothing like the good old USA —only in American crooks get on TV n mags n live the life. Now let’s see how she smiling in her beige jumpsuit.

    • Dr Seuss

      The beige jumpsuit can’t come soon enough. This woman grosses me out with her utter and total disregard for the victims she left in her wake while her and Stumpy lived a life they could not afford.

  • noarguingwithstupid

    I can’t stop laughing!!! She needs some apes doing a jig to make it perfect!!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    I know I said it before, but that Skinny Girl,”diety” stuff has made Bethany a millionairess!!!!! Treape just is so dumb!!!

    • Dr Seuss

      Tre is too dumb to know any better.

      • WestCoastFeed

        The Tre Huggers over at the temple to Teresa love the commercial.