EXCLUSIVE: Countdown To Lockdown — Teresa Giudice Fraud Trial

Posted on Mar 3 2014 - 7:26am by Editor

Teresa and Joe Giudice

 

– CONFIRMED: Miles Feinstein, Joe Giudice’s attorney confirmed the couple is scheduled to appear in court on Tuesday, March 4th
– Teresa and Joe will both plead Guilty to Fraud with restitution/fines
– Joe will plead Guilty to Class D felonies
– Teresa will plead guilty to Class E felonies
– The timing of the plea agreement comes in conjunction with the conclusion of RHONJ season 6 filming
– Teresa delayed reaching a plea agreement to avoid Bravo cameras from capturing court proceedings and it’s subsequent fallout.
– Judge Salas will conduct sentencing at a later sentencing hearing date (separate)
– When Bravo was made aware of the reached plea agreement, their response was “No comment.”


How It Began…
Teresa Giudice joined the cast of the Real Housewives of New Jersey in March 2009. Initially she was brought on as Dina and Caroline Manzo’s friend who loved to shop, get spa treatments and spend time at the Jersey Shore with her three young daughters and husband, Joe, who owned a construction business. The Giudice’s stunned viewers with their over-the-top lavish spending and vagarious flaunting of wealth. They lived the high life…$2 million dollar sprawling estate, designer clothes, luxury cars and lavish parties. Teresa spent more than $120,000 on furniture for a single room. Then turned around and filed for bankruptcy in October 2009, claiming they were a staggering $10.98 million in debt.


The Infamous Flip…
It wasn’t long before the Jersey native’s ugly side came out as she argued with co-star Danielle Staub over Staub’s sketchy past. The feud led to Giudice’s infamous wild-eyed, table-flipping freak-out on the season one finale, in which she upended a fully loaded dinner table while declaring Staub a “prostitution whore.” “She just snapped,” Caroline Manzo admitted. “We all have our breaking points.” Giudice, however, said her husband, Joe, was “really turned on” by her display. “When we went home we really got it on,” she smiled. “I was like, ‘I should flip tables more often.'”


Her Business Plan…
After giving birth to fourth daughter Audriana, Teresa got herself a new body – upping from an A cup to a C – and a new career as a cookbook author. Her first book, “Skinny Italian”, published in May 2010, became a New York Times Best-Seller, as did her two follow-ups. She also released a cocktail and hair-care line, but her sudden success caused friction among her cast mates. As new Housewives – including her sister-in-law Melissa Gorga and Cousin Kathy Wakile – joined the show, Giudice fought with them too, prompting former friend Jacqueline Laurita to Tweet, “Teresa is scum!”


Trouble At Home…
Her career was riding high, but Giudice’s personal life hit a low as she and Joe continued to struggle with their bankruptcy filing – a sale of their personal effects was scheduled and then canceled amid claims that they had hidden assets and undervalued items. Even more worrying for Guidice was her husband’s January 2010 DUI arrest, which led to him being sent to jail later that year to serve 10 days for driving on a suspended license. He was arrested again in 2011 for fraudulently obtaining a new license using his brother’s ID (and faced up to 10 years in prison). Giudice also laughed off rumors that “Juicy Joe,” as she nicknamed him, was a cheater who may have fathered a love child. But rumors of his infidelity surfaced again in 2013.


Criminal Conduct…
The couple’s money issues reached a whole new level of trouble when they were both indicted on federal fraud charges on July 29, 2013. In the 41 count indictment, the pair were accused of exaggerating their income while applying for loans before the Real Housewives debuted in 2009, and then hiding their improved fortunes in their bankruptcy filing. “Teresa will plead ‘not guilty,'” her attorney stated as the couple, who could potentially serve 30 years in prison, were released on $500,000 bail each. In a statement, Teresa said she supported her husband and wanted to resolve the charges as soon as possible. “I am committed to my family and intend to maintain our lives in the best way possible, which includes continuing my career,” the 41-year-old said.


Tuesday March 4, 2014…
Allegedly, Joe and Teresa will serve jail time separately, if U.S. District Judge Esther Salas accepts the pre arranged deal on March 4. Joe and Teresa will both plead guilty to bank fraud, loan application fraud and bankruptcy fraud. Joe will plead guilty to one tax evasion charge for failing to file tax returns during 2005-2009.

Joe and Teresa used fake paycheck stubs, tax returns and W-2 forms to inflate their incomes and obtain nearly $5 million in mortgages and other loans. They also concealed their true income after filing for bankruptcy in 2009.

According to a source, Teresa will serve jail time first then be transferred to home monitored arrest. Joe will serve at minimum 10 years. A plea deal will be made in regards to Joe’s forged identity/DUI case, per a close source to the case.

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  • noarguingwithstupid

    Great article, Seucci!!!! It’s getting closer and closer!!!!!!!

    • twifan2

      NAWS!!!! How’s all youses today?!
      Finally caught up with youses! 🙂

      • noarguingwithstupid

        OMG!!!! I love the above!!! How are yourses today?????

        • twifan2

          We all be cOLD!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            It’s gorgeous here–I am sorry!!

          • twifan2

            :p

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Are you ready for Tuesday, little Twi????

          • twifan2

            I don’t know…I want them BOTH to serve at LEAST 20yrs each!!!
            BUT I know that won’t happen. :'(

    • twifan2

      Happy Sunday! 🙂
      This is what some ppl are saying about Tre today!

      • Dr Seuss

        Morning Snarkalicious One!! Just today? LOL!

        Happy Sunday!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          I think it’s fair to say that the three of us posting are very, very excited!!!!

          • Dr Seuss

            Very Safe!! LOL!! This is like the Superbowl for us. I’m calling Tuesday…”Superbowl Tuesday.”

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Superforeheadbowl Tuesday!!!! I hope we can all celebrate, even if just a teensy, weensy bit!!!!!

          • Dr Seuss

            “Superforeheadbowl Tuesday” <===== LOVE IT!!!

          • Marsbars09

            Great one, NAWS! I’ve got to remember that one.

          • Marsbars09

            Hey, I just joined the party!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Nice to have you, too!!! The more, the merrier!!!

          • twifan2

            I’ve got SPRINKLES!!!!

      • Marsbars09

        Twi, I figured Tre may not be the most intelligent person, but she sure played “dumm” very well when it came to denying any wrongdoing.

    • Dr Seuss

      Morning Naws!! Thank you! We’re getting closer to Tuesday.

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Wish we had a crystal ball!!!! I resigned myself to any time Teresa gets is good time for me!!!!

        • Dr Seuss

          I’m still at the point where, if she doesn’t 10+ years I won’t be pleased. Maybe by Tuesday I’ll get to a better place like you.

          Happy Glorious Sunday! Hope you’re feeling well.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            You will get in a better place. I promise you!!!!!

          • Dr Seuss

            But Naws you know this evil, thieving, self-righteous *bleep* deserves the book thrown at her.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Yes, but there are so many other things that can and may happen to her. Like losing her home, her very important material ‘things” and Juicy will be locked up. It will all even up. I promise!!!

          • Dr Seuss

            You’re right (as usual). So true.

          • Marsbars09

            I agree. The Giudices’ will pay dearly in some way once they are released from prison.

          • Marsbars09

            I know and I agree. You’re not alone Doc. :/

        • Marsbars09

          Good morning NAWS! I understand what you’re stating. I’ve come to the conclusion we have no choice but to accept whatever the judge sentences those bums.

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Twi had to re-start her computer. She will be back soon!!!

        • Dr Seuss

          Oh ok. Thanks

      • Marsbars09

        Good morning Doc! Do you also go by “editor”? If so, great job on getting the 4-1-1. Geraldo needs to hire you and WCF for freelance work. I’m serious!

        • Dr Seuss

          Ahhh shucks!! Thanks Marsie 🙂

          I agree, WCF is an amazing researcher.

          Yes, I’m “editor” of AATT. 🙂

    • twifan2

      She better have that ‘a state’ sale starting today!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        I can hardly wait! And I am sure that they would spell their sale like that!!!!

        • twifan2

          You know Milania ha to be shaking her head at her mommy’s sign! ;D

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Yeah, cuz Mommy is a celebrated author of a book on the New York Times Bestseller list!!!! (That’s the part that makes me feel so stupid as a human!!!!)

          • twifan2

            I just Bravo paid to have her books on that list!!!

          • Marsbars09

            Just Milania? Girl, ALL of their daughters are shaking their heads at BOTH their dumb ass parents!

      • Marsbars09

        Morning Twi! “a state” sale. LOL! You sure know how to get the morning popping!

        • twifan2

          Happy Sunday to you Mars!
          Yep I needed a pick me up od sorts this morning. COLD here today. 🙁

          • Marsbars09

            Awww… You’re in the Mid-West or East Coast? I’m in Southern Cali where it’s been raining cats and dogs.

          • twifan2

            East coast. 🙁
            right it’s raining here, but tonite turning into ice then snow-again! 🙁

          • Marsbars09

            OMG! How much longer is Mother Nature going to torture you guys? You poor souls need a break! :/

          • twifan2

            I NEED SUN!!!! ☼☼☼☼☼☼☼

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! I know, I’m sorry. Maybe MN will bless you come Spring.

        • Dr Seuss

          She sure does!

      • Dr Seuss

        A State <==== AHAHAHAHA!!!

        • twifan2

          AND she knows the proper tense usage of her ingredientses cumin!
          She be edjamacated! 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Drownded

  • twifan2

    Does anyone know if Jicy will still be deported?
    AND if Tre will become a felon, will she be able to get a passport?

    • noarguingwithstupid

      I think Felons can get passports.

      • twifan2

        Crap!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Felons have a hard time getting jobs, but they can travel internationally!!!

          • Marsbars09

            My mother had a friend that was a felon. From what I recall she had a very difficult time finding a job. I don’t know if she’s working today.
            But don’t forget, Apollo was able to secure a job.

          • Dr Seuss

            It’s very hard for a regular felon to secure a job. I’m sure Tre will be alright riidng the gravy train of infamy. Writing more books, movie deals, etc.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            King Kong could play Teresa in the film!!

          • Dr Seuss

            Good call. I’ll throw in a Planet of the Apes setting.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Or National Geographic would love to study this ape family for an ape special!!!! It could win an apeemmy!!!!

          • Dr Seuss

            Right you are! Animal Planetesqe

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! You’re too much, NAWS! Don’t forget about Animal Planet. I’m sure they’d like to make a contribution as well.

          • twifan2

            The Apeemy Award goes to….

          • Dr Seuss

            You OUT DID yourself with this one. #DEAD

          • twifan2

            I thank you. But IT’S NAWS award. 🙂

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Thank you, Thank you, as I clutch my pop bead necklace!!!!

          • Marsbars09

            Either Tre or Joe. One or the other will do. LOL!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I think he opened his own company, but used someone else’s name.

          • twifan2

            And ‘someone’ else’s $$$

          • noarguingwithstupid

            And if your wife is an attorney, I am sure she will figure it out!!!!

          • twifan2

            For a ‘cut’! 😉

          • Marsbars09

            Is that legal, though?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I think so. The felon just becomes like an independent contractor. A tax person knows how to set it up. It happens all the time.

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Who would ever check that out?????

    • Dr Seuss

      At this point his deportation is still up in the air but US Attorney Paul Fishman held a press conference when they were initially indicted and stated Juicy would likely be deported. However at this point it’s not certain. Either way, he’s still have his Italian passport.

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Just remember Doc: Deny, deny, deny and it will usually win in the end with the Government!!!!

  • Marsbars09

    After all this time of Tre and Joe denying they did anything illegal or it was just a “misunderstanding”, they end up pleading GUILTY. Those people sure fake dumb like it’s nobody’s business. Just like I figured, the bastards knew EXACTLY what they were doing all along.
    I have to hand it to Tre for seemingly “sticking it” to Bravo by delaying the plea agreement until after season 6 wrapped. She doesn’t want THAT part of her reality filmed.
    I take it Bravo’s “no comment” means they’re pissed the Giudices’ took that epic moment from capturing their fate on camera. I don’t blame Tre though. Bravo has been using her misery and pain as ratings gold for years now. Tre owes those a-holes nothing else.

    • Dr Seuss

      Morning Mars!

      The irony in this whole mess is, Tre signed up to have her life filmed and ridiculed by Bravo. She willingly signed a deal with a devil (Bravo) to have all the shady parts of her life filmed then has the nerve to hide certain parts. Bravo doesn’t force these women to be made fools of. Tre know exactly what she was getting into and didn’t care when intimate detail of her children’s lives are filmed.

      • Marsbars09

        Agreed, but as devious (I can’t think of a different or more definitive word to use) as some of these wives are, I’ve always had a problem with the network’s lack of concern with their wives’ well-being.
        I’m really bothered Bravo seemed to turn a cold shoulder to Taylor Armstrong after her husband committed suicide. Don’t forget Bravo adding Mel, Joey, Kathy, and Richie to the cast to make Tre’s life hell.
        I’m sure Tre knows Andy doesn’t like her and she probably doesn’t like Andy. As much as I detest Tre I commend her for “getting one under” Bravo before her last hurrah.
        At the end of the day, it’s all business, right?

        • Dr Seuss

          I agree Marsie. But Bravo will have cameras at the court and back at her house on Tuesday. It’s in her contract, to have EVERY detail of her life filmed. Nothing is off limits.

          If Tre knows what Bravo is/has done to her why does she keep coming back for the ridicule and public shaming? She keeps resigning the contract, season after season. Smh!!

          • Marsbars09

            Because Tre has no moral compass, soul, character, dignity, nor self-respect. That’s how she was able to commit fraud without batting an eye. Tre is also a shameless famewhore who’ll do almost anything to stay in the public eye. Oh, and the most important reason most wives stay on the show: they need the money.

          • twifan2

            And now Tre can be a Felonbrity!

          • Marsbars09

            Right Twi!

          • Dr Seuss

            That too….they love basking in the spotlight of infamy!

          • Dr Seuss

            Ding…Ding…Ding!!!!!!

          • Marsbars09

            I guess my response left you speechless, huh Doc? 🙂

          • Dr Seuss

            I have to admit yes. You said it best there. Kudos Mars!

        • twifan2

          Australia has started up their own tv series with Housewives. BUT the housewives get to sign a contract BEFORE the filming starts. AND one of the ladies is a lawyer. SHE negotiated hers & all the other ladies’ contracts!

          • Marsbars09

            Twi, don’t all housewives sign contracts before the start of filming?

          • twifan2

            Sorry thinking of something else, Mars. Good catch. 🙂

  • noarguingwithstupid

    Just a little reminecsing: Teresa showing us all how she Tweeted her own Tweets!!!! How many laughs did we get from that???? Or all the made up words like Norwegian for Northeastern and Commin for cumin and let’s not forget the time she wore feathers in her talking head shots for one season!!!! Wow, those were the days!!!!

    • twifan2

      Remember this one!
      Someone was flipping through a People magazine and said, “Oh, did you see the pictures of Brangelina at Cannes?” And Tre said, “Who is Brangelina? I want to name my next daughter that!”

      • Marsbars09

        I don’t remember that, Twi!

        • twifan2

          Supposedly at some gymnastic class where one of her girls was at/in. A mother of another girl in the class was flipping thru a People mag. That mother twitted the story about Tre.

      • Dr Seuss

        Oh yes! That happened on their trip to Chicago for Caroline’s brother’s wedding.

        • twifan2

          I thought it was at a gymnast class for one of her girls?! Oh well, it happened. 😀

          • Dr Seuss

            cue the video tape…videomiester! LOL!

          • twifan2

            I think they went on break—union. 😉

          • Dr Seuss

            Heeheehee! 🙂

    • Dr Seuss

      I must admit, Tre did give us many laughable and cringe-worthy moments ONLY Teresa Giudice can give. Sad how things had to turn out for her. Really sad.

  • Dave

    Theresa, Why do you ALWAYS blame others for your actions? It is so clear when you are lying, because you lick the sides of your lips and blink a lot! Just tell the truth and try to be true to yourself.

    • Marsbars09

      I thought Tre didn’t blink when she was lying? All I know is that she looks like a reptile when she does that sh*t.

      • twifan2

        I think that’s Juicy with the no blinking.

      • Dr Seuss

        Yes she does!

      • twifan2

        See it’s dead stare Juicy & blow you away Tre!

        • Marsbars09

          Twi you’re so crazy! LOL!

          • twifan2

            I like to put up visuals. 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            I see that! LOL!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Amen!!! Those are the eyeblinks I remember so well!!! Only when she lied though, which was all the time!!!!

          • twifan2

            AND don’t forget that gecko lip licking action she has going on too. 😀

          • Marsbars09

            Tre was a lying ass b*tch, wasn’t she?

    • twifan2

      I don’t think SHE even knows her ‘true’ self, Dave.
      smh

      • Marsbars09

        Agreed. Maybe when she’s in prison she’ll use that time to find out who and what she really is.

        • twifan2

          hhhmmm don’t think so, Mars. Not in her to think that deep. :/

          • Marsbars09

            Just trying to be optimistic, Twi.

          • twifan2

            Opt away Mars! 🙂
            Even Ms. Liberty needs encouragement at times! ;D

          • Marsbars09

            Twi, GOH with that! LOL!

          • twifan2

            Made you LOL! Made you LOL! 😀

    • Dr Seuss

      That’s Tre’s MO….don’t ya know?

  • Agstisme

    A lot bothers me about these two frauds but my biggest issue is the Trehuggers who refer to those of us who are seeking justice as “haters”. They claim that many 1st offenders get no jail time!! Ummm..yes but we are not talking about a shoplifting offense here…it’s 41 counts of fraud. Also we are “haters” because we don’t respect their privacy!!! You cannot expose yourself on a reality TV show, exploit your children for money and when something personal happens, expect us to respect their privacy. They say we are “haters” because we want to see four little girls lose their parents. Ummm…again..shouldn’t it have been Tre who should have been concerned about children being affected by this before fraudulently signing on the dotted line?? Is it just me???

    • Marsbars09

      Preach! Great commentary. I think the people that support Tre have the same mindset as she and her neanderthal husband.

    • Dave

      You said everything I was thinking. Good post.

      • Agstisme

        Thank you!! I work hard for the things I have. I’m a law abiding US citizen and I pay my taxes!! The Giudice’s created this mess and the only thing they are sorry for is that they were caught!!

        • twifan2

          ‘the only thing they are sorry for is that they were caught!!’
          YES!!! EXACTLY! 🙂

        • Dr Seuss

          Thank you! The old leathery bisch has no shame. She and Juicy stole millions and they are basically telling the public and the government “fuck youse.” They stole from contractors and hurricane sandy victims. How can ANYONE call themselves a “fan” of scum like this? These two neanderthals have no conscience. And why should IGAF about her kids when she clearly didn’t when she was knowingly committing fraud?

    • SAMRA1116

      The word “hater” is used to loosely. I WANT THEM BOTH IN JAIL. orange is the new black.

      • Dr Seuss

        Morning Samra! How are you on this glorious Sunday?

    • Dr Seuss

      Thank you & Preach!

      Teresa will not get off with NO prison time because she is a wife and a mother of four kids. None of those factors are considered in federal fraud cases. The feds have a 90% conviction rate for good reason.

      I too, laugh at the “hater” label for using common sense and putting out Tre’s dirty deeds. It’s a scapegoat excuse that they use to comfort their delicate sensibilities. It’s brainless and tired, imo.

      • Agstisme

        Looks like I woke up with my horns twisted again today Doc!!! Lol

        • Dr Seuss

          Good Morning Sunshine! We’re all FIRED UP over this mess. Welcome to the club!

    • twifan2

      Preach it! 🙂
      ♪┏(・o・)┛♪┗ ( ・o・) ┓♪
      ♫┏ (・o・ ) ┛♪┗ (・o・ ) ┓♪

      • Dr Seuss

        Sing it!

        • twifan2

          😀

          • twifan2

            SORRY! Not really, but I couldn’t resist. 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            That is one adorable video!!!!! I love those kitties!!!!

          • twifan2

            Yep stans seem to like it. ;D

          • noarguingwithstupid

            They LOVE it!!!!!!

          • twifan2

            THEY DO!!! 😀

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I just keep watching the kitties singing Joy, Joy, Joy in my Heart!!!!! That is an adorable video!!!

          • twifan2

            Yes, but after 20 times the song just gets annoying! 😀

          • Dr Seuss

            LOL, Twi!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Good morning, everyone. Are you all as impatient as I am?

    • twifan2

      Morning WCF! 🙂
      Yes! Uh HuH! Yep!

      • WestCoastFeed

        Hi, twi. Do you have the ape sliding into the drink handy? I think that is a good metaphor for the theme today.

        • twifan2

          I forgot about that one!
          BOMBS AWAY!!!!

          • Dr Seuss

            Caption: Bath time at the Giudice farm?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            One of the bestestesss (or however Treape would say it!!!!)

          • WestCoastFeed

            Perfect!! Thank you.

          • twifan2

            Here’ssssssssss Tre! 😀

          • WestCoastFeed

            Ah, yes!!! Here she comes, Miss America!

          • Dr Seuss

            YUCK!!!!! I just threw up a little.

          • twifan2

            *hands Doc some mouthwash*

    • Dr Seuss

      Morning West!!!! Yup… counting down to Superbowl Tuesday!

      • WestCoastFeed

        Morning. Doc. The Trehuggers have been pretty much silent on twitter since the news broke.

        • Dr Seuss

          Morning. Hmmmmm….that’s shocking. Maybe their still hungover from the weekend. I’m surprised their not falsely rejoicing and saying “I knew she would get off.” nonsense. I did see that from a few…smh!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes. that was the initial response to the inaccuracies of In Touch. Now, they are just saying that they love her no matter what she did,

          • noarguingwithstupid

            That is funny!!! They should be laughed out of the business for that!!

          • Dr Seuss

            SMFH!!! Literally! Blind worship is dangerous and frightening.

          • twifan2

            Has anyone seen any twits from Danielle?

        • Agstisme

          Yes!! Not much of the ole’ “wish I had your life” or “I wanna be you” talk today…lol

    • Marsbars09

      Good morning, WCF! I must admit I’m very curious about the indictment.

      • WestCoastFeed

        Once we get the number of counts they each plead to, and know which counts they are, then I need someone to decipher the sentencing guidelines for me, Then we can get a more accurate appraisal of what they are facing.

    • Jodi

      Yes I am. Lol

  • Agstisme

    If I were Teresa Giudice today…I would be _____________. Fill in the blank.

    • twifan2

      Spewing out bananas?
      Sorry, I’m fascinated by this gif…IDKW

      • Agstisme

        Well after seeing the orangoutang, it’s fitting….lol

      • noarguingwithstupid

        IDKW either!!!! I wonder if it is an ad for Dole bananas????? Bad Dole!!!!

        • twifan2

          I think so.

    • WestCoastFeed

      Staying strong for my four beautiful daughters, Of course.

    • Agstisme

      I would be sending out a lot of “help me” texas…..

      • Dr Seuss

        LMAO!!!!

    • Dr Seuss

      Shitting bricks!

      • WestCoastFeed

        Me, too. I don’t understand how they have endured the strain. And yet, there they were, bold as brass, signing bottles at Costco.

      • Agstisme

        Me too!! I can not now, not ever, know how to process the very thought of going to prison. I can here Tre now “I won’t be sentenced for a long time so…carry on. fabellini anyone?!?!?”

        • Dr Seuss

          You know she’s saying that and more. Self-entitled ding bat. Personally, if I was in her shoes, I would accept my fate and pay the piper.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I would just want to get it over with!!!! Especially if there were no way out!!!

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! You’re like, “Lay it on me”.

          • Marsbars09

            I responded that I hope God watches over me.

          • Dr Seuss

            He watches over all his good children, Marsie 🙂

        • Marsbars09

          Agreed. It must be very scary for both those fools.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Ignorance is bliss!!! These two prove it every day!!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      start teaching Joe how the washing machine works, the dishwasher, the vacum and the oven!!!!!!

      • Marsbars09

        But Joe’s going with her, NAWS. I’m sure he’s going to spend more time in the joint than Tre.

        • Dr Seuss

          I believe he’s looking at 10+ years. Good grief, that’s a lot of time.

          • twifan2

            Did you all just feel that tremor?
            That’s BUbba jumping up & down with glee! ;D

          • Dr Seuss

            Hahaha!! Bubba and Big Bertha are all rejoicing for their pending guest.

          • twifan2

            Singing Joy Joy Joy
            Joy in my heart!
            ROTFLMAO! 😀

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! Twi, you can’t wait for Joe and Bubba to unite, can you? You sound more excited than Bubba.

          • twifan2

            It’s a match made in HEAVEN! ;D

        • noarguingwithstupid

          I think they are going to be taking turns. Teresa first.

    • twifan2

      Getting my forehead waxed.

    • Marsbars09

      Praying that God watches over me and gives me the strength to endure.

      • twifan2

        And puleeez don’t strike me and Joe down, God.

        • Marsbars09

          Twi! Where did you get this from? This seems rather extreme for the Giudices’, don’t it?

          • twifan2

            I don’t so. Not after the scams they pulled on their tenants that cold winter and the Hurricane Sandy victims.

          • Marsbars09

            Yeah, I remember. Tre & Juicy are scumbags to the bones.

          • twifan2

            That’s a fact Jack! 🙂

  • Dr Seuss

    @WestCoastFeed:disqus did you see this: http://www.redfin.com/CA/Studio-City/4312-Beeman-Ave-91604/home/5245208 The house Caroline was looking at (in Cali) is now pending sale? Ya think they bought it?

    • twifan2

      Comes with a pool. Nice!
      But the backyard looks small.
      I bet they did. BUT why???

      • twifan2

        DID you view the video?
        OMG!!! 7 parking spaces!!!
        What’s a ‘quarter bath’? I’ve heard of half baths.

        • WestCoastFeed

          IDK A bidet?

          • twifan2

            A water cooler and a roll of paper towels? o.0

          • noarguingwithstupid

            a sink???

          • Dr Seuss

            LMAO! Sochi was a clusterf*ck of epic proportions.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            2 toilets, side by side!!!! with side chairs for people to watch and no privacy walls!!!!

          • Dr Seuss

            WTF!!!!

          • twifan2

            ITA with you on that!!! :/

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I wonder what the hell the workers were thinking! I think they must have been laughing their butt’s off!!!

    • WestCoastFeed

      I bet they did. Those tweets from her and the kids sure sounded like this is a major life change for Caroline and Albert. Did someone offer them a deal that was too good to pass up?

      • Dr Seuss

        Really??? Oh wow!! If this is them….will the kids move with them? What will happen to the Brownstone? Why the West Coast?

        • twifan2

          I don’t think the boys would move-imo.
          What about their bars, restaurants?
          How about Lauren’s fiance’s place of work?
          SOMETHING is up!

          • Dr Seuss

            “SOMETHING” is definitely up….I agree.

          • twifan2

            Ok don’t hit me! BUT what about Al’s ‘little squeeze on the side’ where is she in all this moving?

          • Dr Seuss

            Lmao! Good question. Do you believe those rumors? I thought Tre’s camp put them out to deflect from Joe’s cheating.

          • twifan2

            No not really, but I bet her stans will pick up on it!
            LOL

          • Dr Seuss

            As they say in Texas “Already”

          • WestCoastFeed

            No, the boys have too much going in New Jersey and Lauren has Vito. So, the kids wont relocate.

      • Agstisme

        Or perhaps they see the reality in the Giudice’s and figure “hit the road Jack”. That family has their own shady past, present and future.

        • Dr Seuss

          While I would hope not. Nothing surprises me with these housewives anymore.

    • Marsbars09

      Oh my! I didn’t think the Manzoids’ had that kind of dough.

      • WestCoastFeed

        They are by far the richest of the NJ housewives. Caroline tweeted a pic on the beach today. Isn’t it raining in SoCal today? Have they flown on to Hawaii?

        • twifan2

          Think they’ll adopt me? 🙂

        • Marsbars09

          Yes, it’s raining in Southern Cali today.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Could have flown down to Cabo. Where ever they went, the water is very blue.

        • Dr Seuss

          They’re still in Cali? I thought they left?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Lauren & the boys flew home yesterday.

          • Dr Seuss

            So Caroline and Al stayed? Something is up, West. On the show, you couldn’t tear Al away from the Brownstone for lunch with his wife, much less an extended vaca.

          • twifan2

            EXACTLY!!! AND Caroline away from her off springs?? NO WAY!

          • Marsbars09

            Yes. That is strange.

      • Dr Seuss

        They’re REALLY RICH. LOL!

  • Birdie11

    Love this synopsis. Excellent. Her fans should read it, absorb, and step out of Lala Land.

    • Dr Seuss

      Yeah!!! Birdie is in the house!!!! Her fans are saying ” we will stand by Tre no matter what.” Bless their hearts!

      • Birdie11

        That’s beautiful. Tre counts on delusion…it works for her. Happy Sunday Suessicans!

        • Dr Seuss

          Happy Sunday Birdie Girlie 🙂

          Precisely. She relies on the blissful ignorance of her fans to fan the flames of her “celebrity.” I’d be damn to allow myself to be conned by a POS low-life con-artist like Teresa.

          • Birdie11

            She buys her own shtick…I think being intellectually weak helps her out with winning followers with the same level of brain power.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Apesolutely!!!

          • Birdie11

            Enough monkeying about NAWS!

          • Dr Seuss

            Apesoluetly!

          • Dr Seuss

            Exactly!! They think, if a dummy like her can make it, so can we. “We’re rooting for you Tre”….eek!!!

          • Birdie11

            It’s FUN to be dumb!

          • Marsbars09

            It sure paid off for Tre.

          • Dr Seuss

            That should Tre’s tagline for season 7 of RHONJ airing in 2020

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! Doc, you’re too much.

          • Dr Seuss

            thank you very much!!! *Eddie Murphy voice*

          • WestCoastFeed

            Filmed from Camp Cupcake

          • Marsbars09

            LOL!

          • Marsbars09

            Tre and Juicy probably look down on and laugh at Tre’s “worshippers”.

          • Dr Seuss

            Hell yeah!! And asking each other, can you believe these people while laughing their asses off.

          • Marsbars09

            Yep!

          • Birdie11

            Do you really think they are that smart??? I am not convinced.

          • Dr Seuss

            No. Just a bunch of evil minded people that laugh at getting over on people.

          • Birdie11

            They seem so intellectually slow to me…everything about them. Like trash with some cash.

          • Dr Seuss

            Definitely below average IQ’s….completely dense.

          • Marsbars09

            You’re really nailing those a-holes, Doc! You go girl!

          • Dr Seuss

            They make it so easy! They give us so much to work with.

          • Marsbars09

            Hi Birdie! Tre & Joe’s daughters have higher IQ’s than their parents. And yes, they are trash, with or without money.

          • Birdie11

            Even Audriana seems smarter. Hey Marsie!!

          • Marsbars09

            Hey birdie! I stated ALL the daughters were smarter than their parents, the baby included. 🙂
            How’s the weather in the Sunshine State?

          • Dr Seuss

            This is so true. I least they made sure the girls are educated. They’ll need it.

          • Birdie11

            Beautiful today…cloudless blue sky, 76 degrees.

          • Marsbars09

            Lucky you! We’re battling rainstorms in Southern Cali.

          • Birdie11

            I’m happy anytime my windows are open!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Oh, no. Is it going to rain on the red carpet?

          • Marsbars09

            They have a plastic tarp over the red carpet just in case it rains.

          • Marsbars09

            That’s the perfect description of those sh*theads, too.

          • Dr Seuss

            Thanks Marsie. It’s one thing to be ignorant and another to have an evil spirit…black hearts.

      • twifan2

        smh :/

        • Birdie11

          LOVE! He’s SO wise!! 🙂

          • twifan2

            I was looking for this

          • Birdie11

            Precious!! Way to make my Sunday!

          • twifan2

            Happy Sunday Birdie! 🙂
            Love that movie! ❥

          • Birdie11

            Me too! I remember growing up it only played on TV once a year..and it was a huge event in our house.. Even though we only had a little black and white TV, we were all so excited. The flying monkeys scared the poop out of me!

          • twifan2

            I went to the theater to see Oz-the one from last year.
            It was so funny to hear ppl ask “WHY is the movie in black & white?”

          • Birdie11

            HA…my mom used to say…OK, so this is when it all turns color!

        • Dr Seuss

          Awww….love this, Twi. Classic.

  • twifan2

    “We all have our breaking points.” Giudice, however, said her husband, Joe, was “really turned on” by her display. “When we went home we really got it on,” she smiled. “I was like, ‘I should flip tables more often.”

    Ok! Just with that statement alone they should BOTH get 20 years EACH!!!
    MY EYES!!!

    • Birdie11

      OH LORD!!! Help us all.

    • Marsbars09

      Just an example of how the Giudices’ don’t care how their actions hurts others. “Friends” and family included.

  • Jodi

    Ok dr. I’m in. Now, in plea, will a FED judge hear joes STATE charges?

    • Dr Seuss

      Hey Jodi!! Welcome….give me 10 mins and I will start posting all the info you requested.

      • Jodi

        Ok but bear with me I’m on my phone and not puter and I’m new here. Lol

        • Dr Seuss

          Ok hunhi :-)…

          • Jodi

            Did u lose ya?

          • Dr Seuss

            Sorry, working on multiple things…will post all the data shortly.

          • twifan2

            Doc be doing it all, Jodi! ;D

          • Birdie11

            DOC! You look great!

          • Dr Seuss

            Thanks Birdi!

          • Dr Seuss

            BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That is so meeeeeee…..it’s a shame!

            Perfect Twi 🙂

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            In the voice of Krapye West’s babeee Mama!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      I don’t think that is under the same jurisdiction. Two different Courts.

    • Dr Seuss

      Hi Jodi. I posted in a comment on top of the thread. I think I answered all your questions. Please let me know if I missed anything or can answer anymore questions.

      • twifan2

        I’ve ot a question, Doc!
        Why is it my hot dog keeps exploding in the microwave? 🙁

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          Did you cover up all of the holes you poked into it?

          • twifan2

            I didn’t poke it before I put it in. Should I have?

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Oh. . .If no pokee, then the Microwave does the chompin’ and then we gets to clean up chunky bits.
            But you can scrap em up and put em in a casserole. Yech!

          • twifan2

            Naw I just scooped them up & put them in the bin. 🙂

          • Birdie11

            Poke it and then shorten the cooking time…you’re just heating it up..not pulverizing it. (:

        • Dr Seuss

          Oh dear. *clutches pearls*

          How long are you heating your hot dog for? Ok, here goes…to cook a perfect hot dog that will fit perfectly in a bun.

          1) Pierce each end of your hot dog with a sharp knife, then do the same in its center. This allows the steam to escape more easily and avoid the dog from exploding.

          2) Place a paper towel on a microwave-safe dish. Lie your hot dog on the paper towel with the pierced side facing up. Cover the hot dog with another paper towel. Microwave your hot dog for approximately 20 seconds.

          3) Squeeze your hot dog gently in the center. If it does not feel hot enough, microwave it for another 10 to 15 seconds.

          Good luck!!!

          • Birdie11

            Food Network is gna be knocking down your door!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Iz zat what cha do with a Polska K-Baska too? Dem Chubby long ones.

          • Dr Seuss

            No No No….Now those require 30 seconds. LOL! 🙂

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            What should Tre do with a chubby short one??

          • Dr Seuss

            For little fat wieners….put in the microwave for 2 mins and wala!…EXPLODE!

          • twifan2

            DANG! That’s a lot of work for a hot dog!
            Shuck it! I’ll heat up some leftover pizza! 🙂

  • Birdie11

    I really HATE to bring this up…but will Joe get conjugal visits? :-//

    • Marsbars09

      What?! What made you think of that?!

      • Dr Seuss

        *chuckling*

      • Birdie11

        Twi’s post below…it’s ALL her fault!

        • twifan2

          ME???
          It was Tre & her dumb statement!
          Tattle tail :p
          *no sprinkle cookies for Birdie*

          • Birdie11

            That’s sad…waaahhhh…:(

          • twifan2

            Well just don’t tell I gave you some, ok?
            *hands Birdie sprinkle cookies in brown paper bag*

          • Birdie11

            YES! *hides them under her pee on Tre tshirt*

    • Dr Seuss

      With Bubba yes! Otherwise no, the federal penal system does not have conjugal visits like the State prisons do.

      • Birdie11

        Oh GROSS!!

        • Dr Seuss

          uh huh…..gross but a harsh and grimy reality of prison life.

      • Marsbars09

        LOL! I was just thinking the same thing, Doc.

        • Dr Seuss

          We thinking alike today 🙂

    • noarguingwithstupid

      With Tre, No. With Bubba, yes!!!!

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        Great one NAWS!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Thank you, thank you. My one liners are overabundant when it comes to these women/fambly!!!!!

  • Marsbars09

    After all these hours of posting, has anyone wondered if Tre’s cast mates or former cast mates will comment on her upcoming plea agreement? The cast is eerily silent about what’s going on. Jac isn’t even tweeting, now you know that’s real strange.
    Do you guys think they’re keeping silent out of respect for Tre and her family or is there something going on we don’t know about?

    • Dr Seuss

      I think they’re keeping quiet to 1) Mind their own bees wax 2) If they say ANYTHING good or bad, Tre and Joe will twist into something negative and 3) They’re probably awaiting the outcome of this case with bated breath.

      • Marsbars09

        I just think it’s strange not one cast member has commented about their upcoming plea agreement. Maybe you’re right, we’ll probably hear something from somebody after the plea is made.
        I wonder if that’s why the Manzoids’ are on the West Coast.

        • Dr Seuss

          Remember when the indictments were first announced and Melissa and Joey said they felt sorry for them and they would stand by them. Joe went on WWHL and trashed Joey Gorga for saying that. You can’t win for losing with Tre & Joe, so it’s best to say nothing.

          • WestCoastFeed

            They are following Caroline’s advice and not kicking someone who is down.

          • Dr Seuss

            Well that’s good. Glad they’re listening to Caroline’s wise words but they’re not even saying anything supportive. Nothing…nada.

          • twifan2

            Kim G had a LOT to twit yesterday! 🙂
            BUT what about Danielle? Anything?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Silence from Danielle. Not even any retweets.

          • twifan2

            DANG!!!
            I thought she’d be all like Kim G all over Twit!?

          • Marsbars09

            Danielle said on WWHL late last year she doesn’t wish bad on the Giudices’ plight. That’s probably why we aren’t hearing from her.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            That is weird coming from a woman who was chased out of a country club and called a prostitution whore from Tre. In fact, isn’t that how the table got flipped?? Over Danielle, the whore?????

          • Marsbars09

            You are correct, NAWS! Maybe Danielle realized she played a part in Tre coming after the way she did.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            No one deserves that kind of treatment in public, and I can’t stand Danielle. I believe she will sell her soul to be a famewhore once again!

          • twifan2

            She was trying to sell a series to Bravo-Andy and some other production companies.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Then she is more of a famewhore than I gave her credit for!!!! APOS

          • twifan2

            That’s why I’m kind of surprised she’s not on Twit. :/

          • noarguingwithstupid

            She’s on ROL all the time with some really lovely looking motorcycle guys. I think she feels at home there. Let her stay!!!

          • Marsbars09

            OK. Now I get it.

    • Birdie11

      I think they are being pragmatic…and trying to keep themselves looking as good as possible. They know anything they say could look bad…smarter to say nothing at this point. That being said, smart isn’t exactly this group’s forte.

      • Dr Seuss

        True dat.

  • Agstisme

    Someone may have asked and answered this question but if they both do receive jail time, would they serve at the same time? Could Yo Honor take the children in to consideration then?

    • Marsbars09

      I don’t see why they can’t begin serving at the same time. I think that’s what they did with Jesse Jackson, Jr. and his wife. Also, when I was in my late teens I knew of a classmate whose parents were sentenced to federal prison at the same time. The eldest son took care of the minor children.

    • Dr Seuss

      The judge does have the discretion to do this. I’m not 100% certain if the judge will do that in thismcase. I’ve heard conflicting reports to verify. The judge did that in the Jesse Jackson, Jr. case but Jesse Jr and his wife both had very short sentences.

  • twifan2

    Does this mean that the IRS can step in on Tuesday, maybe Wednesday and start seizing property, assets,..etc?
    Or soon after Tuesday?

    • WestCoastFeed

      I hope so. But there may be more legal hoops to go through first.

      • twifan2

        I didn’t think the IRS had any loops to go thru?!

        • WestCoastFeed

          They have to wait for the conviction. So, when are they legally convicted? I don’t know, there may be more steps involved,

          • twifan2

            OMG! All this waiting…ARRRRGH!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Soooooooo frustrating!!!!!

          • twifan2

            The apes are getting restless! 😮
            They want action-NOW!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            As soon as I read what you wrote, I could hear the sound of the chimps screaming and wailing away.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Those apes have been waiting for their day of redemption!!!! She has given them a bad name long enough!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            It used to be that we were waiting for April 15th, now we’re waiting just for Tuesday. That’s way better than to 4-15, ay.
            I’m going to do other stuff and happily look forward to some time on Tuesday, to see if Salas is an honorable “your Honor”.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      I think that will be the “funnest” of all!!!! I am really looking forward to it. I hope there are lots and lots of pics!!!!!

      • WestCoastFeed

        I want to see the furniture auctioned off. Who is going to bid on that hideous pink round couch?

        • Marsbars09

          I hope you and Doc follow up on whatever auction is going to happen with the Giudices’.

        • Babson_Chick

          I want the 12′ x 12′ gold gilt mirror!!

          • WestCoastFeed

            Who wants the suit of armor?

          • Babson_Chick

            I’ll pass on that – don’t live in a castle.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            I’d like to borrow it. . .leave a present in it. . .and give it back . . . .
            Oh My, Stassi has possessed my mind!

          • Birdie11

            What about those gigantic gilded tree trunks they use as door handles?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I call them the vulture’s wings!!!!

          • Babson_Chick

            They might be bigger than my front door so guess I’ll pass. Am sure someone else would love those.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Hell Babs, the shipping costs on that alone will break ya!

          • Babson_Chick

            That’s true – maybe I can get someone to come this way.

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          I’ve got to admit, there is absolutely zero, ziltch, nada, Nothin, I would ever want that the Polyester Primping Putzy Princess has ever owned.
          Maybe all of her Ditzy, Dirtbag Devotees can pony up some cash soz they can own something of their Beloved’s plastic belongings.
          Blech!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          The one that looks like it should be in an old hotel lobby????

          • WestCoastFeed

            Or a bordello. Yes, that’s the one.

          • twifan2

            LOL Good one, WCF! :’D

          • Dr Seuss

            LMAO!!

  • Babson_Chick

    So now they’re saying Teresa will serve time too? Wow!! She needs to learn a lesson – of course that’ll take some work.

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      Yoh Babson,
      I’m thinking that the story will keep changing until we hear some real news on what actually happened on Tuesday.
      But I’m with you, Dat dummy needs to do time and she better be making arrangements for the little Tre’s at this moment (instead of doing book signings, ay).

      • Babson_Chick

        Howdy!! Guess by now she thrives off her loyal fans (and their money) and can’t stop herself. Last chance to make some $$.

        • twifan2

          CHEERS BABS!! 🙂
          I just can’t with some of her stans, just can’t! :/
          *takes another gulp of wine* 🙂

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Take care Twi. . .gulps of MD 50/ 50 or whatever it is that you “like” (yah right), can really creep up on you and cause that gag reflex to go into full recoil

          • twifan2

            *puts bid in for that gilded mirror of Tre’s, so TTaA can’t sneak up*
            I luv luv luv Wally World’s finest box wine! 🙂

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Hey. . . .I’m pretty stealth. . .you’d be surprised the number of dog pies I’ve snuck up on.

          • twifan2

            *takes note to sleep with one eye open!*
            LOL

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Damn,
            We soh Funneeeee!

          • twifan2

            Fer soh! 😀

          • Babson_Chick

            Cheers Luvie!! The really bad news is what will we talk about once they do their time and pay the restitution (Ha Ha on that). Some of us have been snarking forever on their lavish lifestyle. Also, do ya think a Bravo exec will sneek into the Courtroom just to get the skinny??

          • twifan2

            Oh I’m sure Tre won’t go quietly for a while & STILL want the limelight AFTER she gets out-I’m sad to say. :/
            You just know someone from Bravo will try! They want all they can get ($) from those 2 PPPs!

          • Babson_Chick

            Do ya think she might write a book about her time (going away)??

          • twifan2

            How? Milania won’t be there to write for her. 😉

          • Babson_Chick

            Silly me – forgot that!!

          • Marsbars09

            Oh Oh. Twi is boozing now. This plea agreement is causing our girl tension. LOL!

      • Marsbars09

        TY Twits! I think she should have canceled that funky signing at Costco yesterday.

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          Yup!

          • WestCoastFeed

            She has another one scheduled later this month.

          • twifan2

            For the luv of my demolished hot dog…WHY!?

          • WestCoastFeed

            She must have a garage full of that soda pop she calls an adult beverage.

          • twifan2

            Next to all that sausage she made!
            *burp…belch* excuse me! 🙂

      • Dr Seuss

        I bet ya the tree stumps are the last thing on her mind. smh!!!

    • Dr Seuss

      Hi Babs! Yup….that’s the latest and greatest. Teresa will serve time.

      • Babson_Chick

        I think she should for sure!!

        • twifan2

          I want 20yrs, but I’ll take 10! 🙂

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Hey, I’d be pleased as punch with 2.5. As long as the polyester princess gets to do her business in the metal crapper!

          • julese46

            Bet she does a paris hilton and be their for 6hours.lol Hi hun hows you?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Hi. Julese. Good to see you.

          • julese46

            Hi WCF long time no see,hope alls well with you hun? if you see izzy tell her im asking after her. Had a busy year,plus a new edition finally a granddaughter.lol.

          • twifan2

            Congrats on the new granddaughter! 🙂

          • Dr Seuss

            Congrats on your adorable granddaughter. I will tell Izzy you stopped in. You have been missed. Izzy will be happy to hear this great news!!

          • Marsbars09

            Not for federal time she won’t. She’ll serve her full sentence.

          • twifan2

            Hi Hi julese! 🙂
            OH HE77 NO! 10yrs! Let me hear that cell door shut! 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            LOL!

          • julese46

            Shut i hope they slam it on her.lol.

          • Dr Seuss

            yes…they certainly will…lol 🙂

          • Dr Seuss

            Hi Julese!!! OMG, so happy to see you here. It’s been a VERY long time. Izzy will be so happy to hear this news.

          • Babson_Chick

            Maybe she should write a book about her “away time” so we’ll know how she handles things.

      • Birdie11

        She needs the reality check even a short sentence will bring!

        • WestCoastFeed

          Martha Stewart only served 5 months, but she has said that it was hell. I’ll take a short sentence if I know Tre is going to feel the pain.

          • Birdie11

            Exactly.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            And if, da B*tch borrows so much as a dime after she spends time with Bertha, she should take a Greyhound straight back. . .to her newly beloved B.

          • Dr Seuss

            True West. Prison is not fun for any amount of time. I want her to get 10 years but will settle for 2 years.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I had never heard that before, as she always seemed to put on such a calm face. It gives me hope!!!!

        • Marsbars09

          True dat!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Amen!!!!

      • Babson_Chick

        Cool beans!! Thanks for having the latest!!

        • Dr Seuss

          you’re welcome GF!!!

    • Marsbars09

      Some posters don’t think she’ll learn anything in prison, but I remain optimistic. 🙂

      • Babson_Chick

        I’ll bet Big Bertha will teach her a few things.

        • Marsbars09

          LOL!

  • Dr Seuss

    Dear Jodi:

    Can a Federal judge handle a STATE DUI?
    Judge Esther Salas is the federal judge presiding over Tre & Joe’s federal case. Her jurisdiction is over federal cases only. Joe’s DMV’s case is a state case and is still being handled by the State. Once Joe is convicted and sentenced to let’s say 10 years and starts serving his federal time. Once the state DMV case is called to trial, Joe will be pulled out of federal prison to stand trial for the State case. If he is convicted in the state case and sentenced to 5 years (hypothetically) he will continue to serve his federal time first then will serve the state time behind the federal time.

    If FED accepts his plea, he’ll serve 10 yrs then serve 10 for DUI & such?

    It’s likely, he’ll serve his federal time first then the State DMV charges after. Sentencing in the the federal fraud case won’t happen on Tuesday. It will take place at a sentencing hearing 4-8 months from Tuesday.

    If FED judge AGREES with their plea then Joe don’t spend any time for his dui’s and such? Correct?
    Regardless of what the outcome is on Tuesday in the federal fraud case, Joe will still have to stand trial for his DMV state case. The plea agreement reached in the federal fraud case is separate from the state case and the judgement in each case are not related.

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      Tres Excellente Doc!!!!!!!

      • Dr Seuss

        Thank you my lovely!! 🙂

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          Any day and all day long!

          • Dr Seuss

            How are you on this glorious Sunday afternoon?

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Fine and Dandy. And YOU?

          • Dr Seuss

            A little hectic but doing well. This case has me hopping…LOL! 🙂

      • Babson_Chick

        This whole thing will drag out for years so we’ll be snarking about all this for a very loooong time – ordering my walker now.

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          If you think that you’ll need a walker and there’s a Goodwill in your area, you can usually get them (and crutches) for like 5-8 bucks. I’m just sayin’.

          • Babson_Chick

            Yep we got a Goodwill and all kinds of medical supplies all over the place (this is FL). Cheers!!

        • Marsbars09

          Hi Babs! I just commented Joe will be in legal proceedings for the rest of his life.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            That’s probably true, unless he gets deported to Italy. In the mother country he might have problems of a different organized sort, ay.

          • Babson_Chick

            Hi Mars!! Yes I think so too. Maybe he’ll lose his smirk and will appreciate his wife (knowing that’s not easy). Feel sorry for the girls though.

    • Jodi

      Wonderful! Ty! That explains it. Even if his plea deal includes his dui’s and such they will b separate charges and FED judge will only hear FED charges. Ty vm for explaining. The posting sounded like his plea includes his dui’s.

      • Dr Seuss

        My pleasure Jodi. If you have any other questions, please ask them here in the comment section, all will be answered.

    • Marsbars09

      That man will be in legal proceedings for the remainder of his days.

      • Dr Seuss

        Tell me about it. That’s what happens when you’re a career criminal/

  • WestCoastFeed

    Sorry. Tre fans. Andy Cohen has given an interview where he strongly hints that NeNe is the one who is going to be picked for DWTS.

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      I hope they reinforce the floors!

      • twifan2

        DWTS has a pole dancing competition? o.0

        • Marsbars09

          I don’t think so. (wink, wink).

        • noarguingwithstupid

          They are really scrapping the bottom of the barrel!!!!!

          • Marsbars09

            DWTS must be desperate for someone to be on the show. I wouldn’t be surprised if Moose’s “people” begged DWTS to let her sorry ass appear on the show.

          • Dr Seuss

            This makes them look really desperate and cheesy!

          • Marsbars09

            Who? DWTS or Nene’s folks?

          • Dr Seuss

            DWTS looks desperate and Nene always looks cheesy.

          • twifan2

            And Kyle Richards green with envy! 😀

          • Dr Seuss

            oh yeah!!! she likes Nene tho 🙁

          • Marsbars09

            Ewww….

          • Birdie11

            Kyle could use her own wardrobe.

          • Marsbars09

            Birdie, Kyle owns her own clothing boutique in Beverly Hills. I walked past it last summer.

          • Birdie11

            I know…scary spot I’m sure. You should go in!

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! No it isn’t! I was too timid and shy to go in.

          • Birdie11

            DO IT Marsie! Be a brave soldier!

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! The next time I swing by BH and her store is still open I’ll go in browse through. How’s that?

          • Birdie11

            Sounds great! Can’t wait to hear the report. 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! and SMH.

        • Birdie11

          The snark potential is making me giddy with glee!

          • Dr Seuss

            I’m giddy just thinking about it.

          • Birdie11

            It’s gna be fantastic…Moose will have to class up her act…she might pop a blood vessel.

          • Dr Seuss

            class and Nene in the same sentence is an oxymoron…neva will happen.

          • Birdie11

            The attempt will be priceless….along with the clonking around with a partner up to her cleavage.

          • twifan2

            Ney Ney needs to start practicing NOW!

          • Dr Seuss

            HAHAHAHA!!!! This always cracks me up. it never fails.

    • Birdie11

      Oh man, I can’t wait for the moose trample.

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        Classic!

      • Marsbars09

        No birdie, it’s the Moose trot! 🙂

        • Birdie11

          Hard to trot in size 14 dancin’ shoes! Moose clomp?

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Would those be called dancing “Shoes”. I’d almost think they were combat boots!

          • Marsbars09

            It’s just that the Moose trot sounds better to me. 🙂

          • Birdie11

            Much daintier! You’re wonderfully optimistic!

          • Marsbars09

            Thank you!

    • Dr Seuss

      BOOM!!!!

    • Babson_Chick

      No way!! They’re turning this show into a comedy hour. Guess she’s gotta do something as Tyer Perry is not too popular this days (won a razzy) and his star Kimmie won one also.

      • Dr Seuss

        Downhill spiral with the reputation and integrity of the show.

    • twifan2

      DANG!!! Tuesday is going be a HUGE day!
      DWTS annocing the dancers for this season.
      The Juicys going to court!
      Am giddy with anticipation! 🙂

      • Birdie11

        We all have to meet back here! Clear your schedules girls!

      • WestCoastFeed

        Maybe I am misreading his statement. Who else is a HUGE Bravo star?

        • Dr Seuss

          He’s talking about Nene.

          • twifan2

            Huge as in Plus size?

          • Marsbars09

            LOL!

          • WestCoastFeed

            That was my take on it.

          • twifan2

            MAYBE Peter, Cynthia’s hubby?
            j/k

          • Dr Seuss

            LOL!!!

        • twifan2

          Well Lisa Vanderpump, but she was already on DWTS.

    • twifan2

      WCF, do you remember this interview? From 09/29/2013
      They were so in denial. :/
      http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20740273,00.html

      • WestCoastFeed

        Hi, Twi. Yes. Never lived beyond their means.

    • Bryan

      “My Hooves love to dance!!!”

      • Dr Seuss

        Have you heard the news? She’s pretty much confirmed for DWTS.

      • noarguingwithstupid

        That’s the best picture I have ever seen of her!!!!

      • WestCoastFeed

        Hi, Bryan. Love it.

  • hardtimz

    OOO whew that Teresa’s hairline sure is something special…good lord!

    • WestCoastFeed

      Have you ever noticed that Big Ang also has a hairline like that?

      • Dr Seuss

        No, hers must not be as noticeable. *runs to Google to check*

      • hardtimz

        No, I hadn’t noticed… but I will now! Oh geezzzz those hairlines should have their own Face Book, Twitter and Tumblr accounts!!!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        But it doesn’t seem to bother me as much. Maybe it’s because Big Ang is such a nice person!!!

    • Dr Seuss

      Hi Hard! That hair and hair pose reminds me of something not so nice.

      • hardtimz

        Hey Doc omg what is with it, now I see what people are talking about….it has a life of its own!!

        • Dr Seuss

          Morning Hard. It totally has a life of it’s own. A science experiment to say the least.

          • hardtimz

            And on top of that, it’s looks like it’s jet black barb wire…

  • WestCoastFeed

    Oh, my. Lauren Manzo did not know that Liza Minnelli is Judy Garland’s daughter and she is being teased mercilessly by her family. And deservedly so.

    • Dr Seuss

      Are you serious?

      • WestCoastFeed

        Yes, and Greggy Bennett let her have it.

        • Marsbars09

          Well, maybe Lauren is too young to know who Judy Garland is.

          • Dr Seuss

            I’m thinking that’s the case. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt.

          • Marsbars09

            Hi Doc! You’re still up?
            I look forward to whatever tea you’re going to report to us on the Giudices’ plea agreement on Tuesday.
            I appreciate all the hard work you do.
            Good night.

          • Dr Seuss

            Thank you Marsie! Means a lot to me!! 🙂

            Awwww……

          • Marsbars09

            Hi Doc! I just found out that yesterday was Theodore Geisel’s 100th b-day. He created the Dr. Seuss franchise as I’m sure you know. I wish I would have known this yesterday.

          • Dr Seuss

            yes!! I got so many happy b-day wishes on Twitter, it was cute.

        • Dr Seuss

          Ah Greggy. How is he doing? Ya think we might see him on Caroline’s new show?

    • Marsbars09

      How do you know this?

      • WestCoastFeed

        Hi, Mars. Twitter

    • Babson_Chick

      You’re kidding??!! Well then again I understand as this group doesn’t seem to know very much outside of eating, drinking and bitching.

  • noarguingwithstupid

    Totally OT!!!!! I would rather have a root canal than listen to more than 1 minute of the pretentious wives of New York that are on almost all day today!!!!

    • Dr Seuss

      Turtle Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Morning Naws!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Morning Seussie!!!! I am so bummed that I have to clean my house today, as the H.W. of NY are on almost all day!!!!! I hope you have a good day and are getting ready for tomorrow!!!!

        • Dr Seuss

          I opted to watch the “Bates Motel” marathon yesterday. The new season starts today. Do you watch?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            It sounds kind of scary and I don’t do scary very well except for vampire stuff!!!! (I’m a wussy!!!)

          • Dr Seuss

            It can be but it’s more mysterious than scary. I really like it.

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    I have a question. If Joe goes away, is Teresa going to raise that to her advantage. Is she going to have a ghost writer write a book about raising kids supposedly by herself. If Joe goes away for five years, is she going to come out with new products like Vibratorilli? I want to know! Also, can you see Teresa’s adam’s apple?

    • WestCoastFeed

      Will Caroline’s prediction come true? Will Tre divorce Juicy?

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Maybe after Teresa has done her time, written her book, signed the movie rights and Joe is safely locked away for some time!!!

      • Dr Seuss

        NEVA…those 2 are too dumb to know that their bad for each other. ID’s show “Wicked Attraction” needs to do a show featuring the thug midgets.

    • Dr Seuss

      Oh Vincent. ole wise one. You slay me!!

      Ok, here goes:

      1) If Joe goes away, is Teresa going to raise that to her advantage.
      Of course the narcissistic opportunist will play up the “innocent misled housewife / mother” role to her full advantage and write a book spilling as much secrets as legally possible. The woman has no shame.

      2) Is she going to have a ghost writer write a book about raising kids supposedly by herself.
      Teresa’s “staff” writer is Heather McClean. She is on Teresa’s payroll as her writer, she writes all her blogs, website content, etc. Surely she will be in charge of the book since Tre can barely read write

      3) If Joe goes away for five years, is she going to come out with new products like Vibratorilli?

      This is likely since the “mother” is experienced with vibrators / cock rings and such.

      4) Also, can you see Teresa’s adam’s apple?

      Big Bertha will soon let the world know, hang tight on this one.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Is Bravo dumping them? And if so, how soon?

    • noarguingwithstupid

      West, if only……..if only. Maybe Bravo wants to make a statement to the public that they hire convicted felons, when no one else will!!!!

      • WestCoastFeed

        NAWS, I’m afraid that if they do get staggered sentences, Bravo will keep them on the show.

        • noarguingwithstupid

          I agree 100 percent. Bravo will keep anyone on who brings them in money.

    • Dr Seuss

      The Bravomeister is hard at work trying to capitalize off of this to think about canning forehead.

      • WestCoastFeed

        That thought just turns my stomach.

        • Dr Seuss

          me too, West…me too.

  • Norrth

    The class E appears to carry a 2 – 5 year sentence, if accepted, so I wonder how much time she’ll actually serve. I can’t see Joe being allowed to serve second, given his record of repeated offenses.

    • WestCoastFeed

      Does the number of counts make a difference in the sentencing? Teresa has a clean record, so that will help her, but how much?

      • Norrth

        I wish I knew that answer, but I’m guessing the feds will want a pound of flesh for the many years of criminal activity and the staggering amount they’re alleged to have stolen. I can’t get over that amount.

    • Dr Seuss

      I hope she gets 5 years. Thank God, the federal penal system does not have parole.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Sonja Morgan tweeted a picture of herself, Melissa Gorga, Vicky Gunvalson and Lisa Vanderpump on the set of NBCU AMP’D. Any significance to those 4 being chosen?

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Three losers trying to learn class from Lisa?????

      • WestCoastFeed

        Why Sonja and not Ramona? I don’t watch NY, but I was guessing maybe seniority is the factor.

      • Dr Seuss

        LOL!!